Tyrion Visits The Pyromancer [HD]

Tyrion inspects King's Landing's Pyro workshop.
From Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5 "The Ghost of Harrenhal"

[@Lumpiq786]

The pyromancer is just a beautiful character. I love how he says "flesh" and how he describes all information about wildfire with such great passion lol

[@SifGreyfang]

He must've dedicated his entire life to learning how to create wildfire

[@Lumpiq786]

@@SifGreyfang he's protecting this craft since the days of Maegor. How about that :D

[@thearmada6248]

@@Lumpiq786 He meant the order has. Maegor was king over 2 centuries before this point in the story so he wouldn't have been alive at the time.

[@Lumpiq786]

@@thearmada6248 yep i know, i was just lazy to correct it. But the subject was correctly the order, not the pyromancer himself.

[@ismailniyaz5167]

It reminded me of Saruman when he talked about the Eye of Sauron, how it's pierce can see through...flesh.

[@dinorex3464]

Fun fact: The Pyromancer's actor is the same guy who voiced the audiobooks for the original Martin novels. He was supposed to play Pycelle, but his health conditions prevented him from doing so. R.I.P. Roy Dotrice, you delivered a very memorable performance despite the little screentime you had.

[@jackbrooking4754]

It won’t feel the same listening to Winds of Winter without his voice. Amazing really that a man in his 90s delivered voices for hundreds of different characters. RIP Roy.

[@giacomoromano8842]

Damn. I loved pycelle actor, well, acting, but the Pyromancer performance always stuck me as incredibly well done and memorable for such a short shot. Respects to such an experienced actor and, apparently, appreciated voice actor, may he rest in peace.

[@plonkersbro]

And he played father in the 90's Beauty and the Beast show with Ron Perlman & Linda Hamilton

[@transvestosaurus878]

@@plonkersbro 90s Beauty and the Beast, for which GRRM was writer/producer

[@thomaswarren2699]

​@@jackbrooking4754optimistic of you to think we'll get to listen to winds of winter at all lol

[@individual2122]

Stepping into that room is like the medieval equivalent of stepping into a nuclear missile silo,awe inspiring and very horrifying.

[@MBOmnis]

Or that scene in The Matrix with the gun racks extending as far as the eye can see.

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

And funny enough, the missile silo would be a lot safer.

[@giacomoromano8842]

​@@chaoticgoodcreations947yeah, Wildfire is crazy as a substance and, on top of that, magical. If Cersei truly decide to set the detonate the sept of baelor in the book, it will end badly for everyone involved. You can't control wildfire, that stuff makes Greek Fire look like a candle lit by comparison.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

In the books it’s stored in cold vaults underground with traps surrounded by sand that is meant to quench it in case the flames break out.

[@individual2122]

@@MBOmnis no, that scene makes one feel powerful, all those guns at your disposal is a gun enthusiasts dream, I would hold and aim those guns all day, but in this scene I don't want to touch anything, it fills me with dread knowing that one wrong move can mean certain doom.

[@jarlsterra]

Tyrion listened to both men. He listened to the old man about the strength of wildfire and thus used it in the defense of Kings Landing. He listened to Bronns warnings about the chaos it could cause on their own side, so he concocted a method to deliver the wildfire to the enemy in a safe fashion.

[@robertnett9793]

I am pretty sure there -are- were a few hundred sailors who would openly dispute your claim of 'delivery in safe fashion'

[@strongsuccessfulweeb1400]

Sadly s7 and s8 Tyrion is a very different character from his earlier seasons. He is a dumb fck on s7 and s8.

[@olavisalomaa]

He used to be so smart

[@matthewhelland9258]

@@robertnett9793 Nope, the wildfire ship was rigged to sail with ropes. There wasn't anyone on board.

[@Srythian]

​@@robertnett9793point is, dangerous to enemy not dangerous to allies

[@kochkochkoch]

If only they had Euron firing the jars. 100% accuracy, even against moving targets over a kilometer away.

[@OhHeBustin]

Worst show ever

[@fitzwellingtonbouregard3505]

Jay P ever tho? Lol, just lol

[@eliasmikealson4476]

Stole the words right out of my mouth mate

[@Yerflua]

It is clear that Euron's order deals in bullshit.

[@georgbergsten6050]

Rajmund Csombordi more like 5 amazing seasons (1, 2, 3, 4, 6), two great seasons (5, 7) and one meh

[@simle6010]

I love how the Pyromancer isn't offended by Tryion's crude sailor's proverb but is basically just like, "It's not impossible." The pyromancer is kind of a sick bastard but you have to admire his devotion to science.

[@buurbagturd3539]

To me it seems closer to magic than science, at least in his regard. He does call himself a pyromancer after all, which usually means one who practices magic. But yeah I loved the writing there. "I have not conducted *this* experiment," lol.

[@lonestarwolfentertainment7184]

Buurbag Turd Magic IS a Science.

[@chasm671]

@@lonestarwolfentertainment7184 Pigshit is a science

[@michelveilleux1275]

Alchemy and Chemistry are the same science, only the latter is updated from the former.

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

Given that wildfire floats on water, it could have the same effect as throwing water on an oil fire...

[@TrappedinaBrain]

I get the idea that this guy _really_ enjoyed watching the Mad King's executions

[@toomanyaccounts]

he had parchment, quill and ink to document the details for science

[@JamesSamson487]

@@toomanyaccounts Fuck science. The man was probably rolling in cash. A king obsessed with burning people with a fire only you and your order makes? They could set whatever price they damn well wanted.

[@greatcoldemptiness]

@@JamesSamson487 fuck science indeed

[@tomservo5347]

I bet he shared the same bond in delivering pain with the Mad King as Ramsay and Locke shared.

[@robertnett9793]

Well... how does the old saying go? 'He's a son of a bitch - but at least it's OUR son of a bitch'

[@JamesZilla808]

"Our Order does not deal in pig-shit!" Best. Line. Ever!

[@TLuu164]

"We deal in horse shit"

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

0:52

[@magnusthered4973]

@@TLuu164 that smells worse

[@cobbler9113]

Or as the recaps stated “our order does not deal in pig-s!”

[@boutelbahoussem1012]

"Only Siths deal in pigshit"

[@moneytalks1219]

"the contents of this room could lay Kings landing low, you'll no longer be making it for my sister" Tyrion must have had a vision lol

[@Losrandir]

An INSTANT one, he knows his sister alright

[@gonzobliter8or992]

Bran sure as shit did.

[@nunyabiznes33]

He was kinda right in the books, Cersei blew up the Tower of the Hand as "entertainment" for Tommen's wedding. She's slowly getting even more corrupted in the books so I wouldn't put it below her to just blow up the entire city rather than lose it.

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

Probably the last good payoff of the TV series

[@SuperSagittaria]

The pyromancer is Roy Dotrice (narrator for all the Ice & Fire audiobooks), I just realised

[@bambinosto]

We shall never see his like again

[@yaboyed5779]

Not Sharing My name he and Peter Vaughn (maester Aemon)

[@slytub]

Nice spot

[@mrx4806]

Same here🤣

[@ArthusRen]

More than that, he is currently using the voice he uses when he is speaking as Tyrion.

[@5thHouse]

This is like finding undetonated WWII ordnance in your basement and a loony old man cackling about how powerful his home defense system is.

[@azh698]

Reminds me of that scene from Hot Fuzz where the old farmer had a shed full of unlicensed and salvaged weapons, up to and including a naval mine.

[@cynicat74]

@@azh698 He found them

[@Hamidlinski]

@@azh698 you mean Walder Frey :D

[@madeconomist458]

SEA MINE!

[@dylanmckenzie8566]

“THAS RIGH, DEACTVATED!”

[@dorsal-qb5fr]

Bronn and the pyromancer are pure gold in this scene!

[@tracksremastered7796]

Such a brilliant performance by the pyromancer. His voice is so relaxing.

[@8mmkyle865]

The actor is Roy Dotrice and he's actually the narrator for all the ASOIAF books. I'd definitely recommend them especially if you like his voice haha

[@Losrandir]

His voice is calm and smoothing wildfire.

[@squashman2089]

Yeah that guy should really do audiobooks

[@lord_eudald]

@@squashman2089 He literally did. He's done the official audiobooks for all the A Song of Ice and Fire books released thus far (aka the novel series GoT is based off). I personally love them.

[@Homeworld117]

@@lord_eudald whoosh

[@NicktheLongman]

Bronn has a point. What works, works, experimenting on the battlefield just gets you killed, and it's not like Tyrion has the time or the grounds for a live weapons test.

[@kaarelkahu212]

But the wildfire worked perfectly.

[@DeltaSith]

Because it wasn't flung by catapults or used by soldiers.

[@kaarelkahu212]

Yes i understand that but this is not a good case against wildfire. Its a good argument against the distribution method.

[@DeltaSith]

Bronn is right about everything he said though. If they used it as projectiles it would be really dangerous. Remember the barrel that exploded at the Battle of the Wall in Season 4? Things like that happen, people make mistakes and if someone dropped that it could destroy several catapults, cost many soldiers their lives and even breach a part of the wall if it burns through the stone. That may have allowed Stannis to take King's Landing before the relieve arrived.

[@DeltaSith]

Of course Tyrion's use for wildfire was smart and did not endanger the city or royal forces as there was no royal fleet present, all I am saying is that it would have been stupidly dangerous to use it like the pyromancer suggested.

[@coolman5242]

"Men win wars, not magic tricks." Well it wouldn't be the only time Bronn's arrogance got the best of him.

[@shrij7001]

he wasn't aware its a fantasy show. In reality he'd have been right.

[@jirkazalabak1514]

@@shrij7001 There is nothing supernatural about Wildfire. It´s just a chemical compound that burns very well. It even has parallels in the real world. Ever heard of "Byzantine Fire"? The Eastern Roman Empire used some chemical mixture similar to this, and they went so far as to equip their ships with flamethrowers that could burn the enemy ships (and their crews) from close range.

[@shrij7001]

@@jirkazalabak1514 Byzantine fire is just a combustible fuel that floats on water. Wildfire is an explosive many times stronger than dynamite.

[@shrij7001]

@@jirkazalabak1514 Invention of mere gunpowder completely changed warfare all over the globe...and that was thousand years before dynamite. Even dynamite would be magic in medieval times let alone wildfire.

[@wildbill9490]

@@jirkazalabak1514 wildfire is implied to have magical properties.

[@justinsayswtf]

1:34 Back when the show used to be intelligent, and characters would make points that you hadn't immediately thought of.

[@chasm671]

By S8 it was the audience raising points that the writers "kind of forgot" about. "Trebuchets on the front line? What the fucking fuck?"

[@SynsityGW]

Hey at some point in the late seasons the newly anointed genius of the rat pack Sansa came up with a revolutionary idea that somehow no one had though of yet that went something to the effect of "people need food!" Of course it was subsequently ignored because the show didn't have time for that type of nonsense

[@masterplokoon8803]

Yeah in Season 8 aparently Sansa is a freaking genius because she is the only one in the room who knows that wounded troops need to rest and heal after a bloody batlle.

[@marekvodicka]

The guy who plays the pyromancer is Roy Dotrice. Something I found on the net: "Dotrice's role on “Game of Thrones” Season 2 was not his first time working with George R.R. Martin, author of the book series which the television show is based on. Dotrice first gained recognition for recording the audio books for each installment in Martin’s famed series, “A Song of Fire and Ice.” In 2004, he earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for the greatest number of characters voiced by a single actor in an audio book: 224 characters, all of which he voiced for “A Game of Thrones,” the first novel in the series. The audio book is a staggering 33 hours long."

[@cads4737]

Yet he still can't pronounce Brienne properly

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

The man's a legend

[@LordVader1094]

@@cads4737 One out of 224 isn't bad

[@fuckyoutube9305]

​@@cads4737 GRRM has said there is no "correct" pronunciation to any of the names, its up to the reader to decide what sounds better to them. As an example George pronounces Dothraki as "Doth-rack-eye" whereas most people would pronounce it "Doth-rack-ee" I've also heard different pronunciations when it comes to Aegon

[@1983spuds]

RIP Roy Dotrice, you brought the books to life

[@tarzbaow]

Bronn has always been a reliable guy when it comes to fighting, whether it is one on one in a tavern, on sea, or in a battlefield, with a strong family name he could have been someone very, very important in westeros.

[@Puschit1]

I don't know. Wouldn't he get bored pretty fast like he did in the show after he got his title and castle? I always had the impression he became the man he is out of necessity, always staying ahead of the pack in order to survive, picking the guy that pays him carefully etc. If he was born into a wealthy family he would probably become a a decadent drunk, not being interested in politics and no need to practice combat. He'll basically live the life Tyrion did at the beginning of the show, just with a total lack of interest in playing the game of thrones.

[@butercumdribbleiii8033]

Yet he did t have a family name n made a name for himself n didn’t have to be a cunt to do it

[@atari947]

With an important name he wouldn't have been the same man.

[@ziegfeld4131]

Lol he ends up lord of highgarden and warden of the west i believe

[@Silverlightbird]

Should have been Master if War instead of Master of Coin

[@hawksasuke97]

The fact that Cersei is the one who ordered them created is such foreshadowing.

[@trevorsmith8950]

Along with that last line "the contents of this room could lay King's Landing low"

[@michaelbellone1680]

That's not foreshadowing since the blowing up of the Sept isn't in the books. That's reconning.

[@MA-rf6bu]

@@michaelbellone1680It will be in the books, we just didn’t reach that point yet in the story.

[@mattc9598]

@@MA-rf6bu i hope it's not in the books. I've not even started reading them but I always hated the Sept scene. So many important characters killed off in a way that just didn't feel right. It just felt like D&D finding a way to kill all the characters that they didn't know what to do with once they passed the books

[@furrycow9263]

@@mattc9598It was a great scene but it had the same problem as all of the things in the later seasons, it was too abrupt. It should have started a whole new plot line about Cersei cleaning up the zealots and reconciling with the city turning on her. The bigger the action, the bigger the consequence. It’s just too neat for Game of Thrones.

[@Crowbars2]

1:01 "The jars are put in catapults, and fluNNnnNnnNNNg at the enemy."

[@zipkip4996]

The look of terror on tyrion's face was just amazing

[@douglasschmidt2869]

I always just see Bill Cosbys face saying "There's always room for tallow"

[@ryanmattox7408]

The show does so well with its older actors. Even in a brief appearance like this Roy Dotrice absolutely inhabits this weird character. He’s almost chewing the scenery with his mannerisms but he knows just when to hold it back so he seems creepy rather than goofy. I especially love the way he acts when Bronn annoys him.

[@umanuu]

Fun fact: the actor who plays the pyromancer is the guy who voices the audiobooks for the ASOIAF series

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Believe it or not, the Byzantine Empire from ancient history did use a weapon such as this called Greek fire. Nobody knows for certain but it is indeed true that men invented a flame thrower more 1500 years ago way before electricity and gunpowder.

[@XxiPoisonZxX]

It was just petrol basically

[@LordVader1094]

@@XxiPoisonZxX Petrol doesn't burn underwater.

[@frankiehernandez6232]

They probably used pigs fat and put it in a tube or pipe and used a pump of some kind funnel it while lit at a target.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

@@frankiehernandez6232 So in a way it is pig shit.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

@Starscream91 What makes you think everyone knows of Greek Fire?

[@Yerflua]

0:52 OuR oRdEr DoEs NoT dEaL iN P I G S H I T!

[@concept5631]

Best line of the whole scene.

[@bensmarzynski8757]

The Pyromancer narrates the GoT audio books. Truly an amazing voice actor, sad to see him go before the series is finished.

[@saritgoren8283]

It would've been resourceful in the battle of winterfell.

[@PhillyBoy264]

Yeah seriously it wasn't even mentioned...like its literally fire that can't be put out lol

[@aswinosbalaji4224]

I think all got used in Sept of baelor blast

[@grantfan4482]

@@aswinosbalaji4224 nah you see the caches going off when king's landing gets torched

[@aswinosbalaji4224]

Grant Fan I think that those were ones placed by mad king and his pyromancer.they said every tunnel beneath had wildfire set during his reign

[@yooringonghan]

@@grantfan4482 those were the leftovers from Aerys's cache that Robert's men never found

[@JohanLGT]

2:56 with headphones, this bird sound was so realistic that i had to repeat this part check if the bird wasn't here in my house

[@JohanLGT]

@@imbul001 LOL i saw it now xD

[@romazzz93]

That was a rat

[@KillVill75]

The man who played the pyromancer, Roy Dotrice, also did the narration for the ASOIAF audiobooks. He did and absolutely amazing job too. Really puts life into each character and does unique voices for almost all of them. I highly recommend giving it a listen.

[@OrdMandrell1]

Roy Dotrice is Da Man. He's read 4 of 5 of the Song Of Ice & Fire audiobooks.

[@my_cousin_mose6063]

5/5

[@pschroeter1]

I think the phrase "brilliant but a bit mad" describes the Pyromancer quite well. "You won't be making wildfire for my sister any longer..." Someone did.

[@matthewhelland9258]

Actually, no one did. The jars that burned the sept of Baelor were leftover from the days of the mad king, Cersei just discovered them.

[@pschroeter1]

@@matthewhelland9258 That sounds remotely familiar to me. Thanx

[@SquishyEggo]

RIP Roy Dotrice I miss you every time I listen to an audiobook

[@Luimneachturnal]

You have to love that a huge room full of heavy pots that need to be carried out super carefully has a massive trip hazard built in the doorway.

[@commanderjonas5528]

That proverb is freaking amazing... It is funny and the point is easy to understand. It simply means "Be careful who you piss off or they will rip you appart"

[@suracha8130]

Well, it also ties into how wildfire burns across water lol

[@trevorpate121]

1:44 We know how THAT debacle ended.

[@whitleypedia]

What a spectacular scene - amazing way for the pyromancer to give exposition to the disbelieving Bronn. Brilliant!

[@iansalinas412]

Shoutout to Roy Dotrice who played the Pyromancer and read all the current asoiaf novels. He's the best!

[@MrFarnanonical]

man, this guy was a great actor. He was one of the most interesting characters in the show.

[@S-N7]

RIP Roy Dotrice.

[@Chunx-zb4tx]

RIP Roy Dotrice, a great actor, and an absolutely superb narrator for all five ASOIF books.

[@lordsidious83]

I"ve not conducted this experiment" love how casually he says that. More dodgy then qyburn i think

[@jreese2474]

You know he's thinking of the new intern he doesn't like. And justifying it for science.

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

At the beginning I was disappointed at the prop, but when that door opened I saw what I imagined when I read A Clash of Kings. Almost like butter containers from Mount and Blade.

[@y2kinder]

He's only in like two episodes of the whole series but the Pyromancer is one of my fave characters, he's so quirky with his love of wildfire. I love his expression in Blackwater when it's lit up and Stannis' army is destroyed!

[@Ivorysky00]

The GOAT Roy Dotrice. His narration of the audiobooks is absolutely beautiful and phenomenal. I could listen to his voice all day. RIP legend

[@leon-wx1co]

This man must have loved the mad king. Probably was his best costumer

[@SerCorydonRivers]

when tyrion said youll be making it for me I was like ohhh, ominous.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Who loves the fact that right after this wildfire scene, daenarys is teaching her dragon to breathe fire? That is amazing.

[@normalindividual4243]

yeah exactly, who would've thought...yet it was so obvious

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@normalindividual4243 never noticed

[@normalindividual4243]

"contents of this room could bring the entire city down" *switches to the dragon whos gonna do it instead* that's so good

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@normalindividual4243 if you want to bitch about it then fine

[@lulospawn]

The fun or rewatching scenes from earlier seasons is picking up the gems thoughtful characters like Tyrion say and watching them pay off in later seasons, in one way or the other.

[@maxbrazil3712]

The Pyromancer is played by the actor Roy Dotrice, who also did a BRILLIANT job narrating the GOT audiobooks.

[@froschreiniger2639]

one of my favorite characters, i wish he had gotten more screentime

[@arthursaey]

"even steel..." That explains 9/11 I guess

[@myopiniondoesntmatter9161]

You can turn this into a Great Sept of Baelor meme

[@maggiesmith856]

Yes, the steel girders in the WTC literally melted.

[@myopiniondoesntmatter9161]

@@maggiesmith856 Wildfire can't melt steel beams. Cersie is behind it all

[@thatsabingo6695]

@@myopiniondoesntmatter9161 Red Wedding was an inside job

[@d.ko.in.8190]

Bronn's summery 01:23 to 01:42 is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣 I could watch Bronn, The Hound and Tormund spin-off all day long.

[@Komap619]

And ofcourse fliesh man i died of laughter when i heard this then i night king brought me back to write this comment Winter is here.

[@RickSanchez-pe2wh]

winter is here for a night

[@izuniaberg1227]

0:27 Now I undestand why Aerys liked this guy.

[@princelevi3733]

You won't be making wildlife for my sister any longer, you will be making it for me. Love that line!

[@d7neu250]

7811 in the show ... 7840 in book! I’m not one of those always complaining about the differences between the books and the show! But why on earth would you change that? ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bargainbin6162]

D7neu I guess they didn't want the number to be too precise due to the fact the maths in Westeros is pretty basic and only a few thousand know how to count.

[@nETbKaH]

@@bargainbin6162 that is an order of alchemists making magic napalm, I think not being precise is a cause of death for them.

[@andrewlevin6331]

Fun fact: the Pyromancer is played by the same guy who does the Song of Ice and Fire audiobooks. He passed away in 2017.

[@DavidSSabb]

Roy Dotrice, who plays the pyromancer, was originally cast to play Pycelle, but fell ill and thus was not available for Season 1. He also narrated the audiobooks for all the currently released Song of Ice and Fire novels. Unfortunately he passed away in 2017.

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

When the mad King said, "Burn them all," he probably would have wanted the city being burned with wildfire for sure

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

Fire Is Power

[@onivid999]

For a world that used to have dragons, Bronn is skeptical about magic napalm

[@overlex]

“The contents of this room could lay King’s Landing low” 😰😰😰

[@davidemelia6296]

'Our order does not deal in pigshit!' :D

[@Hank..]

Tyrion should've poured wildfire into the ground around the mud gate, maybe digging up the ground and mixing it with the soil. Those who survived the initial wildfire attack at sea would unknowingly be landing in a killzone. This would not only kill some and rout others, but would make the landing point untakable for Stannis.

[@robertbusek30]

I love that it’s Bronn who sets off the wildfire during the battle.

[@etharchildres3976]

Funny how in the book the wildfire is kept in a cold dungeon without any light source since even sunlight had the smallest chance of igniting it but here Tyrion is holding a glass right in the sunbeam.

[@jerzmade5392]

Tyrion’s last statement about making wildfire for him made me scratch my head n wonder. Season 8 episode 5 to air tmrw does Tyrion have a plan to blow up Kong’s landing w wild fire? That would be sweet.

[@williamwhitehead4984]

Jerzmade yo it’s only and hour away can’t wait!!!

[@FF-qv8en]

No he doesn't. You're welcome.

[@jehnsehymere6092]

Hahaha imagine thinking that D and D have watched the show and taken notes at what they could do!

[@yooringonghan]

@@jehnsehymere6092 Dipshit & Dank kinda forgot they had seasons 1-4

[@jessemeyer3121]

Rest in Peace, Roy ♡.

[@jyap9675]

Back when thrones was good

[@lukethegoldenminecart1297]

"Our order does not deal in Pig Shit." "Oh my mistake, Horse Shit."

[@monkeycat48]

I swear this Pyromancer would get along just great with Pyro from TF2🤣🤣🤣

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

Bronn would make a very good health and safety inspector!

[@Re3Ns]

"Our order does not deal in pig shit" - I'M DEAD

[@left4deadian]

They basically got WMD's stockpile beneath kings landing.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

I love how he takes it seriously considering jamie most likely told him about the mad king and his plans

[@somanken]

I love how in the books tyrion tests the theory of wild fire, by first having people drill with empty pots, then pots of water, then pots of paint, and by the end anyone who has spilled even a drop of paint is failed. I don't remember exactly what the results are, but its safe to say he learned it wasn't a great idea.

[@shikamarunara295]

I miss this tyrion soo much ❤❤

[@goatcheese4me]

This actor (pyromancer) also portrayed the figure skating coach in the 1992 movie The Cutting Edge.

[@zxb995511]

Tyrion: Piss on wildfire and your cock burns off----- Pyromancer: Ohhh I have not conducted this experiment, no.

[@ritchiediggs]

“wood, stone, even steel ….and of course, flesh!” 😂

[@georgbergsten6050]

the way he says flesh

[@Pavia1525]

Roy Dotrice was in the RAF during World War Two and spent 2 years in a Nazi POW camp. He also played Mozart’s father in the movie Amadeus.

[@aubreyravenl]

This is the guy that makes high born lords sound like pirates.

[@lucasrackley250]

This stuff would make one hell of a Molotov cocktail.

[@toomanyaccounts]

it would do wonders to antifa members when they use it one another by accident

[@Losrandir]

7811 jars of wildfire! Tyrion just had an evilgasm.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Its funny how Roy talks to Tyrion in the voice he uses to voice tyrion in the audiobook

[@BlackironEzekiel]

This is the fantasy equivalent to pulling out a tactical nuke

[@pyro_77ygh24]

Aerys Targaryen was a total savage though

[@STANDRDUSER]

Watching this all over again and realizing that Bronn survived all of this bullshittery is downright hilarious.

[@trial_with_an_error9687]

Keep in mind folks, that Cersei’s battle plan was to just fling jars of burning wildfire at the ships, forgetting how completely retarded that is in thought, in execution it’s even more fucking stupid because the wildfire would just burn through the catapults after the first volley is fired. Cersei isn’t just an idiot, she’s an idiot that thinks she’s a genius.

[@taddad2641]

it would have to mean that the catapult doesn't trigger an explosion.

[@spearshake4771]

Fun fact. One Targaryen actually tried drinking Wildfire thinking they would turn into a dragon. You all could guess how well that turned out for him...

[@jacobadam6804]

I love how he calls it "The Substance".

[@toomanyaccounts]

Pure alcohol is not a solution. It must be mixed with some thing then it can be used as a solution to the problems one finds in life

[@Morfe02]

Something interesting about the pyromancer is how was EYES OPEN watching the explosion meanwhile the rest of characters barely can see the light of the explosion

[@bluepaint9923]

Tyrion's brain was like, FIRE HAZARD!!

[@breahsaldana3901]

God bless you always..Dotrice

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

Peter was the only thing that kept me watching this show to the end.

[@junesilvermanb2979]

The Pyromancer would love the Lord of Light... 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@odiedodieuk]

When I’m in charge my kingdom will definitely have a pyromancer.

[@georgeofhamilton]

It’d be cool to get a movie like “Oppenheimer” about the person who led the invention of wildfire.

[@neutralino1905]

The pyromancer's History and Lore episode shows him to be a fanatical supporter of Aerys II because of how much wildfire he demanded the guild make.