Tyrion inspects King's Landing's Pyro workshop. From Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 5 "The Ghost of Harrenhal"
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@kochkochkoch5 жыл бұрын
If only they had Euron firing the jars. 100% accuracy, even against moving targets over a kilometer away.
@OhHeBustin5 жыл бұрын
Worst show ever
@fitzwellingtonbouregard35055 жыл бұрын
Jay P ever tho? Lol, just lol
@eliasmikealson44765 жыл бұрын
Stole the words right out of my mouth mate
@Yerflua5 жыл бұрын
It is clear that Euron's order deals in bullshit.
@georgbergsten60505 жыл бұрын
Rajmund Csombordi more like 5 amazing seasons (1, 2, 3, 4, 6), two great seasons (5, 7) and one meh
@Lumpiq7865 жыл бұрын
The pyromancer is just a beautiful character. I love how he says "flesh" and how he describes all information about wildfire with such great passion lol
@SifGreyfang5 жыл бұрын
He must've dedicated his entire life to learning how to create wildfire
@Lumpiq7865 жыл бұрын
@@SifGreyfang he's protecting this craft since the days of Maegor. How about that :D
@thearmada62484 жыл бұрын
@@Lumpiq786 He meant the order has. Maegor was king over 2 centuries before this point in the story so he wouldn't have been alive at the time.
@Lumpiq7864 жыл бұрын
@@thearmada6248 yep i know, i was just lazy to correct it. But the subject was correctly the order, not the pyromancer himself.
@ismailniyaz51674 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Saruman when he talked about the Eye of Sauron, how it's pierce can see through...flesh.
@TrappedinaBrain5 жыл бұрын
I get the idea that this guy _really_ enjoyed watching the Mad King's executions
@toomanyaccounts3 жыл бұрын
he had parchment, quill and ink to document the details for science
@JamesSamson4872 жыл бұрын
@@toomanyaccounts Fuck science. The man was probably rolling in cash. A king obsessed with burning people with a fire only you and your order makes? They could set whatever price they damn well wanted.
@greatcoldemptiness2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesSamson487 fuck science indeed
@tomservo53472 жыл бұрын
I bet he shared the same bond in delivering pain with the Mad King as Ramsay and Locke shared.
@robertnett97932 жыл бұрын
Well... how does the old saying go? 'He's a son of a bitch - but at least it's OUR son of a bitch'
@jarlsterra2 жыл бұрын
Tyrion listened to both men. He listened to the old man about the strength of wildfire and thus used it in the defense of Kings Landing. He listened to Bronns warnings about the chaos it could cause on their own side, so he concocted a method to deliver the wildfire to the enemy in a safe fashion.
@robertnett97932 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure there -are- were a few hundred sailors who would openly dispute your claim of 'delivery in safe fashion'
@strongsuccessfulweeb14002 жыл бұрын
Sadly s7 and s8 Tyrion is a very different character from his earlier seasons. He is a dumb fck on s7 and s8.
@olavisalomaa2 жыл бұрын
He used to be so smart
@matthewhelland9258 Жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793 Nope, the wildfire ship was rigged to sail with ropes. There wasn't anyone on board.
@Srythian Жыл бұрын
@@robertnett9793point is, dangerous to enemy not dangerous to allies
@simle60105 жыл бұрын
I love how the Pyromancer isn't offended by Tryion's crude sailor's proverb but is basically just like, "It's not impossible." The pyromancer is kind of a sick bastard but you have to admire his devotion to science.
@buurbagturd35393 жыл бұрын
To me it seems closer to magic than science, at least in his regard. He does call himself a pyromancer after all, which usually means one who practices magic. But yeah I loved the writing there. "I have not conducted *this* experiment," lol.
@lonestarwolfentertainment71843 жыл бұрын
Buurbag Turd Magic IS a Science.
@chasm6713 жыл бұрын
@@lonestarwolfentertainment7184 Pigshit is a science
@michelveilleux12753 жыл бұрын
Alchemy and Chemistry are the same science, only the latter is updated from the former.
@pavarottiaardvark34312 жыл бұрын
Given that wildfire floats on water, it could have the same effect as throwing water on an oil fire...
@dinorex346411 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The Pyromancer's actor is the same guy who voiced the audiobooks for the original Martin novels. He was supposed to play Pycelle, but his health conditions prevented him from doing so. R.I.P. Roy Dotrice, you delivered a very memorable performance despite the little screentime you had.
@jackbrooking47546 ай бұрын
It won’t feel the same listening to Winds of Winter without his voice. Amazing really that a man in his 90s delivered voices for hundreds of different characters. RIP Roy.
@giacomoromano88426 ай бұрын
Damn. I loved pycelle actor, well, acting, but the Pyromancer performance always stuck me as incredibly well done and memorable for such a short shot. Respects to such an experienced actor and, apparently, appreciated voice actor, may he rest in peace.
@plonkersbro4 ай бұрын
And he played father in the 90's Beauty and the Beast show with Ron Perlman & Linda Hamilton
@transvestosaurus8784 ай бұрын
@@plonkersbro 90s Beauty and the Beast, for which GRRM was writer/producer
@thomaswarren26992 ай бұрын
@@jackbrooking4754optimistic of you to think we'll get to listen to winds of winter at all lol
@SuperSagittaria5 жыл бұрын
The pyromancer is Roy Dotrice (narrator for all the Ice & Fire audiobooks), I just realised
@bambinosto5 жыл бұрын
We shall never see his like again
@yaboyed57794 жыл бұрын
Not Sharing My name he and Peter Vaughn (maester Aemon)
@slytub4 жыл бұрын
Nice spot
@mrx48064 жыл бұрын
Same here🤣
@ArthusRen3 жыл бұрын
More than that, he is currently using the voice he uses when he is speaking as Tyrion.
@individual21222 жыл бұрын
Stepping into that room is like the medieval equivalent of stepping into a nuclear missile silo,awe inspiring and very horrifying.
@MBOmnis Жыл бұрын
Or that scene in The Matrix with the gun racks extending as far as the eye can see.
@chaoticgoodcreations94711 ай бұрын
And funny enough, the missile silo would be a lot safer.
@giacomoromano88426 ай бұрын
@@chaoticgoodcreations947yeah, Wildfire is crazy as a substance and, on top of that, magical. If Cersei truly decide to set the detonate the sept of baelor in the book, it will end badly for everyone involved. You can't control wildfire, that stuff makes Greek Fire look like a candle lit by comparison.
@JamesZilla8085 жыл бұрын
"Our Order does not deal in pig-shit!" Best. Line. Ever!
@TLuu1645 жыл бұрын
"We deal in horse shit"
@johnassimakopoulos89542 жыл бұрын
0:52
@magnusthered49732 жыл бұрын
@@TLuu164 that smells worse
@cobbler91132 жыл бұрын
Or as the recaps stated “our order does not deal in pig-s!”
@boutelbahoussem1012 Жыл бұрын
"Only Siths deal in pigshit"
@moneytalks12194 жыл бұрын
"the contents of this room could lay Kings landing low, you'll no longer be making it for my sister" Tyrion must have had a vision lol
@Losrandir2 жыл бұрын
An INSTANT one, he knows his sister alright
@gonzobliter8or9922 жыл бұрын
Bran sure as shit did.
@nunyabiznes33 Жыл бұрын
He was kinda right in the books, Cersei blew up the Tower of the Hand as "entertainment" for Tommen's wedding. She's slowly getting even more corrupted in the books so I wouldn't put it below her to just blow up the entire city rather than lose it.
@whosaidiwantedahandle10 ай бұрын
Probably the last good payoff of the TV series
@dorsal-qb5fr8 жыл бұрын
Bronn and the pyromancer are pure gold in this scene!
@5thHouse2 жыл бұрын
This is like finding undetonated WWII ordnance in your basement and a loony old man cackling about how powerful his home defense system is.
@azh6982 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that scene from Hot Fuzz where the old farmer had a shed full of unlicensed and salvaged weapons, up to and including a naval mine.
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
@@azh698 He found them
@Hamidlinski Жыл бұрын
@@azh698 you mean Walder Frey :D
@madeconomist4584 ай бұрын
SEA MINE!
@dylanmckenzie85664 ай бұрын
“THAS RIGH, DEACTVATED!”
@coolman52428 жыл бұрын
"Men win wars, not magic tricks." Well it wouldn't be the only time Bronn's arrogance got the best of him.
@shrij70012 жыл бұрын
he wasn't aware its a fantasy show. In reality he'd have been right.
@jirkazalabak15142 жыл бұрын
@@shrij7001 There is nothing supernatural about Wildfire. It´s just a chemical compound that burns very well. It even has parallels in the real world. Ever heard of "Byzantine Fire"? The Eastern Roman Empire used some chemical mixture similar to this, and they went so far as to equip their ships with flamethrowers that could burn the enemy ships (and their crews) from close range.
@shrij70012 жыл бұрын
@@jirkazalabak1514 Byzantine fire is just a combustible fuel that floats on water. Wildfire is an explosive many times stronger than dynamite.
@shrij70012 жыл бұрын
@@jirkazalabak1514 Invention of mere gunpowder completely changed warfare all over the globe...and that was thousand years before dynamite. Even dynamite would be magic in medieval times let alone wildfire.
@wildbill94902 жыл бұрын
@@jirkazalabak1514 wildfire is implied to have magical properties.
@NicktheLongman7 жыл бұрын
Bronn has a point. What works, works, experimenting on the battlefield just gets you killed, and it's not like Tyrion has the time or the grounds for a live weapons test.
@kaarelkahu2127 жыл бұрын
But the wildfire worked perfectly.
@DeltaSith7 жыл бұрын
Because it wasn't flung by catapults or used by soldiers.
@kaarelkahu2127 жыл бұрын
Yes i understand that but this is not a good case against wildfire. Its a good argument against the distribution method.
@DeltaSith7 жыл бұрын
Bronn is right about everything he said though. If they used it as projectiles it would be really dangerous. Remember the barrel that exploded at the Battle of the Wall in Season 4? Things like that happen, people make mistakes and if someone dropped that it could destroy several catapults, cost many soldiers their lives and even breach a part of the wall if it burns through the stone. That may have allowed Stannis to take King's Landing before the relieve arrived.
@DeltaSith7 жыл бұрын
Of course Tyrion's use for wildfire was smart and did not endanger the city or royal forces as there was no royal fleet present, all I am saying is that it would have been stupidly dangerous to use it like the pyromancer suggested.
@tracksremastered77963 жыл бұрын
Such a brilliant performance by the pyromancer. His voice is so relaxing.
@8mmkyle8652 жыл бұрын
The actor is Roy Dotrice and he's actually the narrator for all the ASOIAF books. I'd definitely recommend them especially if you like his voice haha
@Losrandir2 жыл бұрын
His voice is calm and smoothing wildfire.
@squashman20892 жыл бұрын
Yeah that guy should really do audiobooks
@lord_eudald Жыл бұрын
@@squashman2089 He literally did. He's done the official audiobooks for all the A Song of Ice and Fire books released thus far (aka the novel series GoT is based off). I personally love them.
@Homeworld117 Жыл бұрын
@@lord_eudald whoosh
@hawksasuke972 жыл бұрын
The fact that Cersei is the one who ordered them created is such foreshadowing.
@trevorsmith8950 Жыл бұрын
Along with that last line "the contents of this room could lay King's Landing low"
@michaelbellone1680 Жыл бұрын
That's not foreshadowing since the blowing up of the Sept isn't in the books. That's reconning.
@MA-rf6bu Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbellone1680It will be in the books, we just didn’t reach that point yet in the story.
@mattc9598 Жыл бұрын
@@MA-rf6bu i hope it's not in the books. I've not even started reading them but I always hated the Sept scene. So many important characters killed off in a way that just didn't feel right. It just felt like D&D finding a way to kill all the characters that they didn't know what to do with once they passed the books
@furrycow926311 ай бұрын
@@mattc9598It was a great scene but it had the same problem as all of the things in the later seasons, it was too abrupt. It should have started a whole new plot line about Cersei cleaning up the zealots and reconciling with the city turning on her. The bigger the action, the bigger the consequence. It’s just too neat for Game of Thrones.
@justinsayswtf5 жыл бұрын
1:34 Back when the show used to be intelligent, and characters would make points that you hadn't immediately thought of.
@chasm6713 жыл бұрын
By S8 it was the audience raising points that the writers "kind of forgot" about. "Trebuchets on the front line? What the fucking fuck?"
@SynsityGW2 жыл бұрын
Hey at some point in the late seasons the newly anointed genius of the rat pack Sansa came up with a revolutionary idea that somehow no one had though of yet that went something to the effect of "people need food!" Of course it was subsequently ignored because the show didn't have time for that type of nonsense
@masterplokoon88032 жыл бұрын
Yeah in Season 8 aparently Sansa is a freaking genius because she is the only one in the room who knows that wounded troops need to rest and heal after a bloody batlle.
@marekvodicka4 жыл бұрын
The guy who plays the pyromancer is Roy Dotrice. Something I found on the net: "Dotrice's role on “Game of Thrones” Season 2 was not his first time working with George R.R. Martin, author of the book series which the television show is based on. Dotrice first gained recognition for recording the audio books for each installment in Martin’s famed series, “A Song of Fire and Ice.” In 2004, he earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for the greatest number of characters voiced by a single actor in an audio book: 224 characters, all of which he voiced for “A Game of Thrones,” the first novel in the series. The audio book is a staggering 33 hours long."
@cads47372 жыл бұрын
Yet he still can't pronounce Brienne properly
@TimeTravelingFetus2 жыл бұрын
The man's a legend
@LordVader1094 Жыл бұрын
@@cads4737 One out of 224 isn't bad
@fuckyoutube930511 ай бұрын
@@cads4737 GRRM has said there is no "correct" pronunciation to any of the names, its up to the reader to decide what sounds better to them. As an example George pronounces Dothraki as "Doth-rack-eye" whereas most people would pronounce it "Doth-rack-ee" I've also heard different pronunciations when it comes to Aegon
@1983spuds Жыл бұрын
RIP Roy Dotrice, you brought the books to life
@tarzbaow4 жыл бұрын
Bronn has always been a reliable guy when it comes to fighting, whether it is one on one in a tavern, on sea, or in a battlefield, with a strong family name he could have been someone very, very important in westeros.
@Puschit1 Жыл бұрын
I don't know. Wouldn't he get bored pretty fast like he did in the show after he got his title and castle? I always had the impression he became the man he is out of necessity, always staying ahead of the pack in order to survive, picking the guy that pays him carefully etc. If he was born into a wealthy family he would probably become a a decadent drunk, not being interested in politics and no need to practice combat. He'll basically live the life Tyrion did at the beginning of the show, just with a total lack of interest in playing the game of thrones.
@butercumdribbleiii8033 Жыл бұрын
Yet he did t have a family name n made a name for himself n didn’t have to be a cunt to do it
@atari947 Жыл бұрын
With an important name he wouldn't have been the same man.
@ziegfeld4131 Жыл бұрын
Lol he ends up lord of highgarden and warden of the west i believe
@Silverlightbird Жыл бұрын
Should have been Master if War instead of Master of Coin
@zipkip49962 жыл бұрын
The look of terror on tyrion's face was just amazing
@douglasschmidt28692 жыл бұрын
I always just see Bill Cosbys face saying "There's always room for tallow"
@Crowbars24 жыл бұрын
1:01 "The jars are put in catapults, and fluNNnnNnnNNNg at the enemy."
@Yerflua5 жыл бұрын
0:52 OuR oRdEr DoEs NoT dEaL iN P I G S H I T!
@ryanmattox74082 жыл бұрын
The show does so well with its older actors. Even in a brief appearance like this Roy Dotrice absolutely inhabits this weird character. He’s almost chewing the scenery with his mannerisms but he knows just when to hold it back so he seems creepy rather than goofy. I especially love the way he acts when Bronn annoys him.
@saritgoren82835 жыл бұрын
It would've been resourceful in the battle of winterfell.
@PhillyBoy2645 жыл бұрын
Yeah seriously it wasn't even mentioned...like its literally fire that can't be put out lol
@aswinosbalaji42245 жыл бұрын
I think all got used in Sept of baelor blast
@grantfan44825 жыл бұрын
@@aswinosbalaji4224 nah you see the caches going off when king's landing gets torched
@aswinosbalaji42245 жыл бұрын
Grant Fan I think that those were ones placed by mad king and his pyromancer.they said every tunnel beneath had wildfire set during his reign
@yooringonghan5 жыл бұрын
@@grantfan4482 those were the leftovers from Aerys's cache that Robert's men never found
@vladtheimpaler95775 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, the Byzantine Empire from ancient history did use a weapon such as this called Greek fire. Nobody knows for certain but it is indeed true that men invented a flame thrower more 1500 years ago way before electricity and gunpowder.
@XxiPoisonZxX5 жыл бұрын
It was just petrol basically
@LordVader10945 жыл бұрын
@@XxiPoisonZxX Petrol doesn't burn underwater.
@frankiehernandez62325 жыл бұрын
They probably used pigs fat and put it in a tube or pipe and used a pump of some kind funnel it while lit at a target.
@vladtheimpaler95775 жыл бұрын
@@frankiehernandez6232 So in a way it is pig shit.
@vladtheimpaler95775 жыл бұрын
@Starscream91 What makes you think everyone knows of Greek Fire?
@umanuu5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the actor who plays the pyromancer is the guy who voices the audiobooks for the ASOIAF series
@bensmarzynski8757 Жыл бұрын
The Pyromancer narrates the GoT audio books. Truly an amazing voice actor, sad to see him go before the series is finished.
@OrdMandrell112 жыл бұрын
Roy Dotrice is Da Man. He's read 4 of 5 of the Song Of Ice & Fire audiobooks.
@my_cousin_mose60634 жыл бұрын
5/5
@S-N75 жыл бұрын
RIP Roy Dotrice.
@trevorpate1216 жыл бұрын
1:44 We know how THAT debacle ended.
@JohanLGT5 жыл бұрын
2:56 with headphones, this bird sound was so realistic that i had to repeat this part check if the bird wasn't here in my house
@JohanLGT5 жыл бұрын
@@imbul001 LOL i saw it now xD
@KillVill752 жыл бұрын
The man who played the pyromancer, Roy Dotrice, also did the narration for the ASOIAF audiobooks. He did and absolutely amazing job too. Really puts life into each character and does unique voices for almost all of them. I highly recommend giving it a listen.
@SquishyEggo3 жыл бұрын
RIP Roy Dotrice I miss you every time I listen to an audiobook
@whitleypedia3 жыл бұрын
What a spectacular scene - amazing way for the pyromancer to give exposition to the disbelieving Bronn. Brilliant!
@commanderjonas55284 жыл бұрын
That proverb is freaking amazing... It is funny and the point is easy to understand. It simply means "Be careful who you piss off or they will rip you appart"
@suracha8130 Жыл бұрын
Well, it also ties into how wildfire burns across water lol
@pschroeter12 жыл бұрын
I think the phrase "brilliant but a bit mad" describes the Pyromancer quite well. "You won't be making wildfire for my sister any longer..." Someone did.
@matthewhelland9258 Жыл бұрын
Actually, no one did. The jars that burned the sept of Baelor were leftover from the days of the mad king, Cersei just discovered them.
@pschroeter1 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewhelland9258 That sounds remotely familiar to me. Thanx
@MrFarnanonical2 жыл бұрын
man, this guy was a great actor. He was one of the most interesting characters in the show.
@iansalinas4122 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Roy Dotrice who played the Pyromancer and read all the current asoiaf novels. He's the best!
@doopdoopdopdop74242 жыл бұрын
At the beginning I was disappointed at the prop, but when that door opened I saw what I imagined when I read A Clash of Kings. Almost like butter containers from Mount and Blade.
@arthursaey4 жыл бұрын
"even steel..." That explains 9/11 I guess
@myopiniondoesntmatter91614 жыл бұрын
You can turn this into a Great Sept of Baelor meme
@maggiesmith8564 жыл бұрын
Yes, the steel girders in the WTC literally melted.
@myopiniondoesntmatter91614 жыл бұрын
@@maggiesmith856 Wildfire can't melt steel beams. Cersie is behind it all
@thatsabingo66953 жыл бұрын
@@myopiniondoesntmatter9161 Red Wedding was an inside job
@Ivorysky0010 ай бұрын
The GOAT Roy Dotrice. His narration of the audiobooks is absolutely beautiful and phenomenal. I could listen to his voice all day. RIP legend
@SerCorydonRivers5 жыл бұрын
when tyrion said youll be making it for me I was like ohhh, ominous.
@lordsidious834 жыл бұрын
I"ve not conducted this experiment" love how casually he says that. More dodgy then qyburn i think
@Luimneachturnal Жыл бұрын
You have to love that a huge room full of heavy pots that need to be carried out super carefully has a massive trip hazard built in the doorway.
@Chunx-zb4tx2 ай бұрын
RIP Roy Dotrice, a great actor, and an absolutely superb narrator for all five ASOIF books.
@lulospawn Жыл бұрын
The fun or rewatching scenes from earlier seasons is picking up the gems thoughtful characters like Tyrion say and watching them pay off in later seasons, in one way or the other.
@froschreiniger26393 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite characters, i wish he had gotten more screentime
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
Who loves the fact that right after this wildfire scene, daenarys is teaching her dragon to breathe fire? That is amazing.
@normalindividual4243 Жыл бұрын
yeah exactly, who would've thought...yet it was so obvious
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
@@normalindividual4243 never noticed
@normalindividual4243 Жыл бұрын
"contents of this room could bring the entire city down" *switches to the dragon whos gonna do it instead* that's so good
@BlackDiamond2718 Жыл бұрын
@@normalindividual4243 if you want to bitch about it then fine
@maxbrazil3712 Жыл бұрын
The Pyromancer is played by the actor Roy Dotrice, who also did a BRILLIANT job narrating the GOT audiobooks.
@jessemeyer31212 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace, Roy ♡.
@TanThighsYum11 ай бұрын
Listening to this scene with great headphones really captivates the ambience sounds of this dungeon. Wow. I almost want to rewatch the whole series up until S6 or so with these headphones!!!
@georgbergsten60505 жыл бұрын
the way he says flesh
@d.ko.in.8190 Жыл бұрын
Bronn's summery 01:23 to 01:42 is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣 I could watch Bronn, The Hound and Tormund spin-off all day long.
@onivid9992 жыл бұрын
For a world that used to have dragons, Bronn is skeptical about magic napalm
@y2kinder2 жыл бұрын
He's only in like two episodes of the whole series but the Pyromancer is one of my fave characters, he's so quirky with his love of wildfire. I love his expression in Blackwater when it's lit up and Stannis' army is destroyed!
@jyap96755 жыл бұрын
Back when thrones was good
@davidemelia62962 жыл бұрын
'Our order does not deal in pigshit!' :D
@robertbusek3011 ай бұрын
I love that it’s Bronn who sets off the wildfire during the battle.
@princelevi3733 Жыл бұрын
You won't be making wildlife for my sister any longer, you will be making it for me. Love that line!
@overlex2 жыл бұрын
“The contents of this room could lay King’s Landing low” 😰😰😰
@goatcheese4me Жыл бұрын
This actor (pyromancer) also portrayed the figure skating coach in the 1992 movie The Cutting Edge.
@pyro_77ygh243 жыл бұрын
Aerys Targaryen was a total savage though
@etharchildres39762 жыл бұрын
Funny how in the book the wildfire is kept in a cold dungeon without any light source since even sunlight had the smallest chance of igniting it but here Tyrion is holding a glass right in the sunbeam.
@BlackDiamond27189 ай бұрын
I love how he takes it seriously considering jamie most likely told him about the mad king and his plans
@monkeycat488 ай бұрын
I swear this Pyromancer would get along just great with Pyro from TF2🤣🤣🤣
@d7neu2505 жыл бұрын
7811 in the show ... 7840 in book! I’m not one of those always complaining about the differences between the books and the show! But why on earth would you change that? ...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bargainbin61625 жыл бұрын
D7neu I guess they didn't want the number to be too precise due to the fact the maths in Westeros is pretty basic and only a few thousand know how to count.
@nETbKaH4 жыл бұрын
@@bargainbin6162 that is an order of alchemists making magic napalm, I think not being precise is a cause of death for them.
@lukethegoldenminecart1297 Жыл бұрын
"Our order does not deal in Pig Shit." "Oh my mistake, Horse Shit."
@Re3Ns5 жыл бұрын
"Our order does not deal in pig shit" - I'M DEAD
@SunnyIntervalsORG2 жыл бұрын
Bronn would make a very good health and safety inspector!
@aubreyravenl2 жыл бұрын
This is the guy that makes high born lords sound like pirates.
@trial_with_an_error96874 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind folks, that Cersei’s battle plan was to just fling jars of burning wildfire at the ships, forgetting how completely retarded that is in thought, in execution it’s even more fucking stupid because the wildfire would just burn through the catapults after the first volley is fired. Cersei isn’t just an idiot, she’s an idiot that thinks she’s a genius.
@taddad2641 Жыл бұрын
it would have to mean that the catapult doesn't trigger an explosion.
@jerzmade53925 жыл бұрын
Tyrion’s last statement about making wildfire for him made me scratch my head n wonder. Season 8 episode 5 to air tmrw does Tyrion have a plan to blow up Kong’s landing w wild fire? That would be sweet.
@williamwhitehead49845 жыл бұрын
Jerzmade yo it’s only and hour away can’t wait!!!
@FF-qv8en5 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't. You're welcome.
@jehnsehymere60925 жыл бұрын
Hahaha imagine thinking that D and D have watched the show and taken notes at what they could do!
@yooringonghan5 жыл бұрын
@@jehnsehymere6092 Dipshit & Dank kinda forgot they had seasons 1-4
@BlackironEzekiel Жыл бұрын
This is the fantasy equivalent to pulling out a tactical nuke
@Komap6196 жыл бұрын
And ofcourse fliesh man i died of laughter when i heard this then i night king brought me back to write this comment Winter is here.
@RickSanchez-pe2wh5 жыл бұрын
winter is here for a night
@zxb9955115 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: Piss on wildfire and your cock burns off----- Pyromancer: Ohhh I have not conducted this experiment, no.
@lucasrackley2503 жыл бұрын
This stuff would make one hell of a Molotov cocktail.
@toomanyaccounts3 жыл бұрын
it would do wonders to antifa members when they use it one another by accident
@breahsaldana39012 жыл бұрын
God bless you always..Dotrice
@Losrandir5 ай бұрын
7811 jars of wildfire! Tyrion just had an evilgasm.
@Bawgle Жыл бұрын
Hallyne's actor is also the narrator for the audiobooks
@petergriffin79084 жыл бұрын
Man I love this show.
@Pavia15252 ай бұрын
Roy Dotrice was in the RAF during World War Two and spent 2 years in a Nazi POW camp. He also played Mozart’s father in the movie Amadeus.
@Hank..2 жыл бұрын
Tyrion should've poured wildfire into the ground around the mud gate, maybe digging up the ground and mixing it with the soil. Those who survived the initial wildfire attack at sea would unknowingly be landing in a killzone. This would not only kill some and rout others, but would make the landing point untakable for Stannis.
@spearshake4771 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact. One Targaryen actually tried drinking Wildfire thinking they would turn into a dragon. You all could guess how well that turned out for him...
@standarduser710522 сағат бұрын
Watching this all over again and realizing that Bronn survived all of this bullshittery is downright hilarious.
@ThePointlessBox_2 жыл бұрын
Its funny how Roy talks to Tyrion in the voice he uses to voice tyrion in the audiobook
@brenoldt5 жыл бұрын
"OUR ORDER DOES NOT DEAL IN PIG SHIT !!"
@odiedodieuk4 ай бұрын
When I’m in charge my kingdom will definitely have a pyromancer.
@somanken8 ай бұрын
I love how in the books tyrion tests the theory of wild fire, by first having people drill with empty pots, then pots of water, then pots of paint, and by the end anyone who has spilled even a drop of paint is failed. I don't remember exactly what the results are, but its safe to say he learned it wasn't a great idea.
@t.c.thompson2359 Жыл бұрын
This Pyromancer sounds just like he did in the audiobook. How curious.
@ritchiediggs3 ай бұрын
“wood, stone, even steel ….and of course, flesh!” 😂
@TheGreatSeraphim Жыл бұрын
Peter was the only thing that kept me watching this show to the end.
@andrewlevin633115 күн бұрын
Fun fact: the Pyromancer is played by the same guy who does the Song of Ice and Fire audiobooks. He passed away in 2017.
@georgeofhamilton10 ай бұрын
It’d be cool to get a movie like “Oppenheimer” about the person who led the invention of wildfire.
@MRCruise24 Жыл бұрын
Sitting on a GOT lore WMD
@shikamarunara295Ай бұрын
I miss this tyrion soo much ❤❤
@izuniaberg1227 Жыл бұрын
0:27 Now I undestand why Aerys liked this guy.
@jacobadam6804 Жыл бұрын
I love how he calls it "The Substance".
@toomanyaccounts Жыл бұрын
Pure alcohol is not a solution. It must be mixed with some thing then it can be used as a solution to the problems one finds in life
@xendurr81802 жыл бұрын
Ah yes! The war crime room.
@N1k4_Gr1v4 ай бұрын
When the mad King said, "Burn them all," he probably would have wanted the city being burned with wildfire for sure