The Acolyte | Episode 2 | Review!

[@TyroneMagnus]

1 out of 5 Wooos AGAIN!

[@archangelgabriel5316]

You should have a sad trombone woo sound. lol.

[@tonydak8573]

A heaping pile of trash 😂

[@tniwde1]

Should only be 'ooos' because this show will never get a W

[@mudbutt234]

you're being generous with that wooo, man

[@Gamevisionsoroginal]

WOOOOOO!!!!!

[@t-bonesteak5057]

Man they really turned Star Wars into a Karen.

[@ArielCleirigh]

Yes a trans Karen.

[@TheAccursedEntity]

LMAO why TF is that so accurate? 😂

[@ike.o6944]

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[@rsmith8113]

When Karens making entertainment this is what we get.

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Disney Star Wars is more cooked than Vader on Mustafar.🔥😂

[@HenryT316]

And that dude was extra extra crispy

[@darksoulquis5643]

😂

[@arcc4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJC8oK2PqZ2fY8k Unironically the perfect metaphor with Anakin(Disney) and Obi-Wan(Star Wars fans).

[@Nephilim27]

Fkn nailed it. 😂👌🏾

[@ModelSensation]

lol you guys can’t tell the Jedi are actually alive.

[@KingBearmane]

They don't care about losing money as long as the message is out there.

[@kryptonian5539]

This. To them its an investment. Doesn't matter how much they lose. They still go home with huge bank accounts. The people at the very bottom are the ones who suffer. And the fans.

[@elijahblackwell1845]

Indara was literally the best part of the show and she was in it for 5 minutes💀

[@darksoulquis5643]

They make every black person have the same hair cut 😂🤣

[@ragtowne]

They all look the same to me

[@gonzos3b645]

If you like the Prequels or not, you have to admit that they have a soul. There was someone with a vision and passion for it. You feel absolutely nothing of that in most of Disney Star Wars. Its just generic boring trash.

[@ryansullivan4298]

I wouldn't be surprised if that Sith in that mask, turns out to be a woman.

[@Tangerator]

The classic "you thought I was a guy? Nah I'm a women"

[@bermudabengal]

YES!!! WITH A VOICE MODULATOR!!!!

[@GeoffryGifari]

Dr. Girfriend situation

[@ragtowne]

Turns out The Emperor took one of the "almost killed" Female Jedi from Order 66 and did a "Darth Vader" transformation on her?

[@superbowler18]

And would that make you upset?

[@DTB_101]

Stone Cold says it all 😂

[@LorriLuring]

I could not stop laughing when the meditating Jedi was a 25-year-old with a glued on beard and a wig... What is going on? 😂

[@GoateedWonder]

Only good character is Sol. Literally.

[@legitnessproductions4578]

Acolyte is Traysh

[@tecservice8513]

Oh my God!!!! Just make a show with a good story! It’s not that hard! I don’t care about skin, sex, or anything else. All I care about is story and epicness!

[@nightmareknee942]

💯💯💯💯

[@noneyabizz8337]

Thing is, that's all they care about.

[@nikolismoore2276]

I highly recommend The tv show SEE with Jason mamoa ,3seasons and a good ending

[@Lone_Tsubasa]

Man why do all the costumes on the show and things look so dirt cheap! This show got like 190 million and it looks like cosplayers can do better

[@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp]

Disney = Sauron Kennedy = Saruman Headland = Mouth of Sauron Filoni = Grima Wormtongue 😂

[@matthewlewin5536]

Wait, why does Filoni get shit?

[@tylerharris4568]

Melkor=Iger Ungaloth=Fink

[@DManGaming18]

​@matthewlewin5536 that's what I wonder, he's probably the only one at Disney these days that is actively trying to tell somewhat decent stories for Star Wars! Any mess ups aren't even his fault 😂

[@Steno316]

Hidalgo = Shelob

[@PaulOtis3]

They either give the black characters the killmonger or the Nubian dread bowl cut

[@joebear1964]

I was 13 years old when I saw Star Wars and it changed my life back then. Now I'm sad Disney murdered it! I only consider pre-Disney SW's the real SW's

[@waynefung9901]

My friend asked me why I even bothered to watch it...I said the same thing: it's fascinating to watch how far they're willing to fail.

[@jestertlsodx9897]

We just have to have faith that Heir to the Empire saves StarWars.

[@hazeleyees]

Episode 3 ohh hang onto your hats kids Tyrone’s anger about to hit new levels! 😂

[@UnknownUser-gd3ls]

Yes we know about the leaks. The Force is *literally* female.

[@RaymondSanders-f8c]

But wait there's more! Hold onto your seats everybody, because this one's a screamer! - Scary Movie

[@hazeleyees]

@@RaymondSanders-f8c Tis the season of trolls

[@wilsonmitchell4261]

I heard was supposed to happen in episode three and I think I will cancel my Disney+ subscription if it does in fact happen the way that everyone says it’s going to

[@musical_lolu4811]

I miss Stone Cold. Guess we'll be seeing more of him in subsequent video intros😂

[@davidhall6436]

Rotten Tomatoes has the critic's score at 93% and the audience score is 37%. Gotta love those "experts".

[@DanReyesB]

You know what we should try to change Barbie to a male franchise just out of spite

[@pitchpanic2900]

I was glad to hear you say, “I’m going to stop reviewing this crap at some point” (or something like that. It’s exactly how I feel about Disney Star Wars now. I wish all of us would stop giving it any kind of attention at all. It doesn’t deserve it. It only deserves to be ignored.

[@jedibigdog1508]

So the jedi knight (male) is incompetent at forming a plan but yet the young female Padawan has the best plan

[@SRell25]

June 11 is Doomsday for Stars Wars

[@achmedkauraew331]

Why?

[@SRell25]

@@achmedkauraew331 seeing and listening to what’s coming on episode 3, the Star Wars lore will be history and it’s going to be a lot of piss off fans. But it could be surprising so we’ll see on the 11th

[@achmedkauraew331]

@@SRell25 oh now i'm curious 🤔

[@kamilzagidullin2461]

the best line was "I will take the Ring to Mordor though I do not know the way" 😍😍😍

[@shinyoukidable]

Dollars to donuts, her droid will end up being her lightsaber.

[@neuoaces2071]

The droids being the best part is crazy 😂😂😂

[@timsartistic7328]

Sooo, May breaks in a Jedi Temple, then while they are interviewing guards out front - she comes back with poison to finish the job! Jedi have a sorry@ss Security System! Master Turbin drinks the poison after meditating for 10yrs! WHAT!

[@darthgouki]

Tyrone Magnus has THE BEST THE BEST STONE COLD IMPRESSION EVER WHAT ALL TIME WHAT THE GOAT WHAT HALL OF FAME WHAT

[@johnsmith-qy5wf]

Stunner for Kennedy, Stunner for IGer, and the people’s elbow for Headland…lol

[@ju9ernaut700]

Damn that, Devon get the TABLE!..lol

[@peytontreat]

The show is absolute crap. I really have no clue as to how Kathleen kennedy is still employed.

[@1Dragon-King171]

That Stone Cold intro 😂😂

[@equalizer3320]

Tyrone, you are making me proud😊! Go bro!

[@marcantoine4374]

That's the intention was to undermined. To destroy anything that is masculine Intentionally and also expect more to come😢😢😢

[@zekethewise7042]

And that’s the bottom line because Tyrone said so

[@BlaqueDragun]

I’m trying to love this show just because I’m a Star Wars fan…but man…the writers of this show making it sooo uninteresting.

[@l30nard03]

Thank you for your Reviews Tyrone👌

[@YellowwFellow]

THE FORCE IS FEMALE...LITERALLY

[@zaymm10]

Stone Cold and Vince McMahon voices never get old I swear 😂

[@Ant1992_]

“aTtAcK mE WiTh AlL YOuR StReNgTH” *while getting in a stupid pose* 😂 Also when the ship crash landed she didn’t have a scratch on her or her clothes Didn’t even look messed up. 😂 also when she says she needs to kill them without weapons wasn’t she just trying to stab bro in the face a few minutes before?

[@adamsean8428]

So this is what Star Wars is gonna be from now on 🥴🥴

[@MattySOP]

I thought Andor was excellent was this on par?

[@adamsean8428]

@@MattySOP no I liked andor a lot too

[@MattySOP]

@@adamsean8428 :(

[@noneyabizz8337]

Of course, they hate you.

[@josesharks20]

Good God when does the rainbow lightsaber come out

[@rinzler298]

That Stone Cold impression was on point!

[@Axurias]

I just want Disney to go bankrupt. Disney is messed up. George Lucas sold Star Wars to the Devil.

[@rachelbrinkley3240]

That Vinnie Mac impersonation was on point Magnus

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

Smylo Ren - "If you attack a Jedi with a weapon, you will fail..." Emperor Palpatine - "Exactly! You create a clone army, use THEIR weapons and Order 66 their arses!"

[@YnotNomis]

I can't wait to see your review of Episode 3... if all the rumors are true.

[@stephaniepage4334]

Is it possible that rey direct descendants from osha?

[@Ant1992_]

Also me to Mando season 3…”perhaps I treated you too harshly” (Thanos voice)

[@ChrisZillaGaming]

The term apathy has been thrown around alot lately regarding the relationship between SW and the fandom. It's such an apt description for what I'm feeling and I think I'm coming to terms with the fact that SW is no longer for me.

[@dominiccastro6483]

I saw the episodes by watching peoples reactions on youtube, I refuse to watch it in Disney plus to avoid giving it viewership numbers. This show is beyond garbage for many reasons.

[@clownworld477]

Poor Trinity didnt even make it to episode 3 this time

[@thavillaindonny]

They probably couldn't afford her

[@vitaliyred622]

Everything is FEMALE, will we have female lightsabers???

[@Gamevisionsoroginal]

WE ARE HERE!!!!!!

[@JoelBarrett-vv3zr]

Ending with the Vince Mcmahon🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's never gets old!

[@rahjelli]

Chris Gore already said that Episode 3 will be the death blow, so stay tuned

[@lofihour2506]

I love the part when Kathleen Kennedy went *ITS ACOLYTING TIME!* then acolyted all over herself

[@josephhilditch8792]

At this point they have to be doing it deliberately cos they’re no way 🙅‍♂️ no way anyone anywhere anytime could get it this wrong or do it this badly. It’s a huge middle finger to the fans.

[@mightysavage459]

The Den of Nerds feel like it's a good show so far. Disney claims their demographic is primarily women-oriented focused, so they're investing heavily in altering the Star Wars appeal they believe was predominantly aimed at the male demographic. Based on this direction, they will loose money for sure.

[@thelatentobserver121]

Because when guys have something cool, women HAVE to have a piece of it. It’s just like the french fries your girlfriend can’t help but take off your plate.

[@FC-ho9hw]

That stove analogy. 🤣

[@ThomasBoyce5000]

I would've thought everyone would abandon Star Wars after s3 of The Mandalorian. I gave up after TLJ. Disney has endless cash flow, and they don't care about what fans think or say. They are making fun of us, so our greatest coubterattack would be apathy.

[@kingmontana7594]

We need a Baby Tyrone review of the third episode… “MAAAHHHMMMYYYY…. THIS STUPID MAHMMYYY” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RetroRanter]

If you want Stonerone to open up a can of whoop ass on this show, gimme a hell yeaaahh

[@Darkgudda]

Truthfully, I told my daughter it feels like Disney Zombies movie. The one with the singing and dancing. Also found it funny the Jedi who seems on the big side using the binoculars lost the evil twin, he seems comedic relief. Cool part with High Republic seems anyone can be a Jedi you do not need to look like Skywalker, Kenobi, and the list goes on.

[@jimmy_woods4337]

Just remember Anakin Skywalker blew up the Death Star 😂😂

[@Greggy245]

Magnus We appreciate your sacrifice💪

[@michaelllanio]

You really are a true hero without a cape. I can only imagine what you have to endure while sitting watching this show and other content that just shouldn't have come to light.

[@unkemptjargon91]

I've heard their going to completely destroy yodas character in the 3rd episode.

[@ChrsGotFourEyes]

saw that intro and INSTANTLY knew

[@omarren]

The only Honest reaction I trust, I can already see the rest of the usual KZbin reactors clapping like a bunch of well trained circus seals

[@myronstokes5585]

Is the Acolyte that bad? How bad is it? I was really disappointed that they killed off Carrie Ann Moss's character.

[@ryanm1586]

Stone cold, stone cold, stone cold!!! 😂😂😂

[@shotsbystrick]

The series that they continue to pump out under the direction that they've been under continues to hurt the soul. The Marvel comment is spot on. It's a 5/6 at most. The storyline being underwhelming and the flow of the show and details have undertones that just make it outlandish. Disney continuing to beat what milk is left out of their cash cow, at least the only few bad things about the prequels were Jar-Jar and not liking sand. This new era of star wars, baaaad bombin.

[@TENEBRAELGAMING]

This man is torturing himself for our entertainment

[@Stuck-n-da-90s]

Disney: We have girls and boys, teen girls to women. We need males teen to adult. Let's buy Star Wars and Marvel. Disney: We have males teen to adults now. But all we know how to market to are female teens to adults. Let's make the things we bought for the male audience into things for a female audience.

[@tomcarter3586]

The floating Jedi with a force field was so stupid!!😂😂

[@crisbywolf8262]

Yes!

[@Kisewillmadeit]

Your right, the main villain is the only thing that gave intrigue. Also can we say that the main characters dreads are ugly too 😂

[@denitegrey6577]

STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY IT'S STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!

[@Chiefrockaofficial]

Bro you need to do stand up comedy, got me balling.😂

[@zerodrk3011]

They need to make the force unleashed Starkiller series!

[@shikamarunara5445]

Nope...And destroy another good character. No thanks!!

[@timsartistic7328]

Sooo, May breaks in a Jedi Temple, then while they are interviewing guards out front - she comes back with poison to finish the job! Jedi have a sorry Security System! Master Turbin drinks the poison after meditating for 10yrs! WHAT!

[@zay222True]

They both evil twins just for different reasons but it’s probably going end with them fighting together to fight the big bad sith trainer

[@JeffBisCamp]

Wookie Jedi could end up being the best part of the show ?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@crisbywolf8262]

Thought it is bigfoot jedi !?

[@ddl230]

They tried to put a white Jiren in Star wars meditating with a shield🤣🤣

[@josefjackson8196]

They fucked up when they gave us the power to do the 15 second Skip

[@MonstersOfTheUniverse]

The Sith training the evil sister is likely A WOMAN

[@tianfromthebrickworld8487]

They say episode 3 or 4 is when that happend, WHEN THE REAL DARKSIDE destruye star wars for good, the lesbians and all that bullshit

[@AnthonyArribas]

Cant wait for the day for tyrone to call it Quits😂 entertaining eitherway

[@jarindowning6030]

This is Star Wars now 😢oh boy

[@sofa_sith_lord6772]

I've gotten to the same point with SW. I tune into reviewers like you and drinker for a Disney show, not because I'm curious if they managed to make something good and turned things around, but rather, I'm interested to see just how much they f*cked it up this time.

[@Topg1]

Tyrone. Why are you putting yourself through this cruel and unusual punishment?

[@13thcentury]

All the black guys I have known over the years? Got the best hair cuts. Best threads. Best shoes. Not anything like killmonger 😆

[@gbonenumber1]

I swear I saw light saber whip in one of the trailers

[@shaundavidssd]

Ive heard what happens in 3 ,I actually can't believe they done this lmao ,get ready to hate them on a whole new level ,pester me and I'll tell

[@Loriddian]

It was alright they just need to shut the director up during the interviews

[@cassiusclayreels]

I wasn't gonna touch this property as soon as I saw Kennedy rave anout it lol. Then the trailer looked like a CW space version of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@addisoncaudillo9095]

You had me at female Wookiee