Tzeentch EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer Lore

After a lot of head scratching I have been able to pull together a semi understandable lore video of everyone's favourite Prankster Tzeentch
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[@jakelibbey4631]

Majorkill: Throws up, falls out of chair, and passes out on livestream Also Majorkill: "Everything I do is deliberate"

[@vagabondsoul1286]

sauce please

[@gergokerekes4550]

wait what?

[@Geraduss]

Well how else are going to end the stream with a laugh and have everyone happy and amused even though your faking it all and have been drinking water the whole time.

[@dalorasinum386]

Did he actually do that one one of his drunk streams? I don’t watch those.

[@theimperiumofman3714]

Major kill is basically nurgles avatar on drunk streams .

[@davidschafer6726]

Tzeentch has to be the only god of Chaos that would enjoy the 40k TableTop game.

[@Stuffandstuff974]

He'd be the worst kind of power gamer.

[@cobytang]

I bet that paraplegic enjoys Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker as well.

[@meep9454]

I feel like Khorne would like it too. After all, playing war with armies that are nothing more than playthings is kind of his schtick.

[@yobo1152]

Shaun Smith he’d flip the table after playing against a tai gun line

[@declanlee6894]

Shaun Smith Khorne would show up in a trench coat wearing a dragon force t-shirt and gene simmons boots start a game and then first time he lost a morale test he’d start sweating and pacing around groan shouting like an imbecile right before he pulls out a hatchet and a Chinese mystery pistol and decides to build a throne

[@saibala9399]

Tzeench is basically The Internet.

[@uncletzeentch2282]

Thats a unfoolish way to put it

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

or is he?

[@Tobi_Q-airsoft]

I'd say he is just 4chan

[@slaaneshthedarkprince2000]

And the Internet is mostly porn

[@Stuffandstuff974]

Only Tzeentch is less toxic.

[@shirtlessviking9225]

Tzeentch is the only true *Chaos* god, he is literally the god of change

[@Thatsit36]

Yes! I've always thought this. And in this sense he's also the furthest from being a constructed abstract of emotion/psychic (apart from the scheming stuff) and truest in form to the nature of Chaos. Also as the warpcraft is sorcery and Tzeentch is god of sorcery this further ties him to the fundamental nature of the warp/Chaos. Is Tzeentch the supreme Chaos god?

So what about Khorne then? Isn't he also a Chaos God or... A Blood God?

[@Thatsit36]

@ They're all "Chaos Gods", being that of Chaos - as the most powerful malign psychic entities of the Empyrean. But Tzeentch is basically the God of Chaos, in that he is God of Change (and the 'chaos' it represents in the WH universe).

[@benoliver5593]

True but Nurgle is the primordial god of them all as he literal the god of rebirth

[@Thatsit36]

@@benoliver5593 But Rebirth is a cycle of Change. Of creation and destruction, of flux, of difference and repetition. For Change itself always produces cycles of difference and eternal return.

[@DiegoGutierrez-hm7sp]

Tzeentch: "Literally Born" Nyarlathotep: Ah, yes, my most precious son, you will carry my legacy. JUST AS PLANNED

[@voidlordaiz9962]

Why nyar why

[@Tytus_Albas]

Yeah. Tzeentch is pretty much a weaker Nyarlathotep :P but more crazy, because he'll even stab himself in the back to keep the game going to have fun.

[@NyarlathotepCrawlingChaos]

*Fatherly pride intensifies*

[@mitikrachunov5593]

The greatest trick Tzeentch ever pulled was when he convinced the world that he exists

[@Fanatic808]

Hehehehehehehe yes

[@inquisitorbenediktanders3142]

@@Fanatic808 why am I surprised that the chaos god of change has multiple accounts?

[@Nyghtking]

The greatest trick he ever played was making you believe he planned anything when in fact he's just coming up with things on the spot.

[@bl8de3]

Wrong god but okay

[@ODespertarColetivo]

Nice Revolver ego reference ;)

[@darthshaniqua8197]

Sponsoring yourself is like having money but with extra steps.

[@chosenofkhorne2951]

Zteench: just as planed 👌

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Tax evasion.

[@malletin]

Tzeentch is the type of guy who would double cross himself to further another scheme a few millenia down the line.

[@imperialguardsman5726]

except that double crossing actually ends that same scheme he was furthering

[@malletin]

@@imperialguardsman5726 which then furthers a tertiary scheme he was brewing somewhere else along the way.

[@imperialguardsman5726]

@@malletin However, furthering that scheme actually hinders a fourth scheme, furthering a fifth scheme

[@dodojesus4529]

​@@imperialguardsman5726 and scheme layer ten is unfucking scheme 2

[@crispysatyr0355]

@@dodojesus4529 schemeception

[@imperialfist2304]

Tzeentch fans when Majorkill covers Tzeentch: Just as planned

[@azagorod8479]

Aizen Sousuke = Tzeentch!! "Just as planned"

[@fenrir7432]

YES

[@annamills7560]

"I am Kairos, Vizir of Tzeentch. Ask me anything but be advised one head speaks the truth while the other lies." Ordos Xenos:" Are you a genestealer?" Kairos: "No.Yes" "I knew it"

[@Guruguru-nl8bs]

I miss Adrielle Quist

[@Voltboy1449]

HEY YOU TZEENTCH SAID YOU WOULD DO THAT

[@ogluqqychess4452]

Ah the weaver of fates never/always ceases to continue to confuse/explain things to me

[@mekingtiger9095]

I don't get it. But then again, I don't know what a genestealer is. But from what I searched very, very quickly, is this question supposed to be a play on the Liar's Paradox?

[@rabbidfanatic535]

Tzeentch wanted you post this video. We are all puppets to the great tzeentch's plan. We all play our part in his great game.

[@uncletzeentch2282]

Speaking the obvious is the mark of a fool

[@rabbidfanatic535]

@@uncletzeentch2282 Wait....... I feel as if I've been tricked, I feel as if I've been mislead. I feel my mind unraveling.

[@danvojnovic6804]

"No' -Rogal Dorn

[@rabbidfanatic535]

@@danvojnovic6804 yes

[@rabbidfanatic535]

@CXVII 117 R All according to his plan, we just don't know it.

[@houston_co7769]

And yet for all his power he lost a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[@KhaosAdmiral]

well, that is because he didn't have Kairos on hand

[@timothybelleci3554]

It was a part of his plan. JUST AS PLANNED

[@wrath2501]

That never happened. Tzeentch denies it to this day.

[@silasclayton7777]

NOT CANNON!!

[@houston_co7769]

@@silasclayton7777 that's what Tzeentch wants you to believe

[@cernos7230]

Tzeentch: HAHA, I'm too good for this game Also Tzeentch: WAIT, I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS GAME!?!??!?!

[@Tytus_Albas]

Self nerfs so the game doesn't get bricked.

[@rootsnootthnute8598]

Tzeentch is hard to outsmart, but he's not hard to outsmart, there might not seem to be a difference but that's just the way it works, just look at Zuvassin the Undoer, he does to Tzeentch what Tzeentch does to everyone else, and on top of it, he screws with everyone else too, and himself.

[@guythat779]

TBF he probably wants to be outsmarted

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

3:54 Honestly, Tits Snitch sounds like a great dude to play Warhammer with, he'll bait you into winning, so that he can get revenge the next time you play. It sounds like playing with him would be a rollercoaster of awesome moments, because he likes to make things interesting.

[@newtubevector]

So being under tseench is like always pressing the "you get this" but "this also happens"

[@revdarian]

Yes, but you never know what is the item that you will get and what will happen... Rng baby, because otherwise it's boring!

[@Ratich]

Good good it's going just as planned he fell for it! -Tzeentch probably

[@suguri2075]

About himself most likely

[@riccardogemme]

When Majorkill speaks in memes.... and it's RvB memes YES

[@rustkarl]

Wait... that’s illegal.

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

Tzeentch is just someone who doesn’t want to finish playing a game all the way through so whenever they get to 95% completion they start a new game. If don’t need to move the pieces to win because you can just toss the whole board, then what’s the point? It’s all about playing the game.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Yeah... that's Total War in a nutshell. The game stops being fun after mid game usually. It just becomes a boring mop up.

[@Darkon2050]

I’ve made a bad habit of doing this exact thing.

[@redacted9912]

@@changer_of_ways_999 yeah that’s exactly why I have about 10 different incomplete dwarf campaigns.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

It's okay MajorKill - we understand that as an Australian, you are Genetically predisposed to not be able to speak words properly.

[@JCGver]

For any americans wanting to do a Australian accent right: Drink until you start slurring your words, then slam back couple of thick lines of speed to bring the speed your talking with back to normal.

[@MajorWarrington2875]

Last time I was this early was when the space wolves weren’t furries

[@kittenandtheboys7965]

So you never woke up this early

[@alfiemoloney1163]

But they were always furries

[@varangiangaming7178]

Impossible

[@johnivanoplimo5172]

Space Corgi.

[@errorcode9542]

ye im not early

[@sirgideonofnir6840]

Honestly he's just the chaos God of improvisation. Hes be a great dungeon master

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

That’s not improvisation

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

I have a feeling Tzeentch and Sheogorath would get along well

[@literallynotmypiano9233]

Spy vs. Spy antics

[@phantomwraith1984]

"What is Majorkill really though?"

[@YorktownUSA]

"Excellent question asshole!" Lol

[@bigpigeon2384]

I read a story (it was a fanfic don’t judge me) where the emperor actually regenerated since he’s a perpetual but in the time it took him to that the Throne emperor became a separate warp entity that believed itself to be the real emperor so he had to go into hiding with only his most trusted custodes and sisters of silence. This is unrelated to this video I just it’s an insanely interesting idea

[@donaldthump6461]

That would be a fucking awesome plot point

[@bigpigeon2384]

Donald Thump Right? That fic was full of shit like that. Like a Blackstone fortress being filled with the emperors light and subsequently detonating Commorragh and most of the webway with only some small parts cegorach managed to save surviving and in the process scaring all eldar in the galaxy with the emperor’s light

[@donaldthump6461]

Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom I really hope they don’t fuck the end of 40k up like endtimes. That sounds so fucking awesome and 40k is a franchise where nothing is like to overpowered or too over overboard

[@JoblessJimmy]

What's it called

[@chakatBombshell]

Humanity in 40K needs to realize you can beat the chaos gods by making human made archangel saints of the good and positive aspects of these gods severely weakening them. It would be hard to do so but then just create a great cult to the emperor entirely devoted to moderation.. That is honestly all that is needed a god of moderation and common sense.

[@Chaotic42Kami]

That is HERESY. Jokes aside, while a decent idea...Humanity would just fuck it up, like the Eldar, and end up making a new Chaos God of middles or something. A Chaos God that always does things half-way or that forces their worshippers to limit themselves...

[@gorg6151]

@@Chaotic42Kami Chaos god of Sloth

[@poggestfrog]

Tzeentch would be like, "hey guys I'm the new god of moderation. MODERATING YOUR STAGNATION AND UNCHANGING WAYS, BITCH", proceeding to make Khorne the god of dogs and cereal, finishing the Khorne Flakes prophecy.

[@lborlet5204]

@@poggestfrogfor some reason the image that came to mind was a red pitbull with the symbol of khorne on it eating cereal

[@poggestfrog]

@@lborlet5204 take your meds

[@clueless2001]

When you get to the end of this video "We've been tricked, backstabbed, and, quite possible, bamboozled"

[@sim.frischh9781]

Humans DO have a tentacle, our tongue is pretty much one.

[@sim.frischh9781]

@@mekhane.broken9678 Not a Magus Biologis? Damn, gotta work harder...

[@finnolaf3822]

I doubt even Tzeentch understands his own actions. When u think about it, as an ever volatile entity, Tzeentch is probably the most dangerous. Thats what I think about late at night, when my brain decides no sleep for u.

[@MiaMooreA]

Lol, Kitten still beat him at that child's card game.

[@sohamc4979]

Tzeentch Daemons have a bewildering number of forms and sizes. They can look like lumpy bits of animated flesh or composite creatures blending the forms of a dozen different animals. Daemons of Tzeentch may wear mail armour and wield weapons, but most rely on their natural weapons and defences.

[@odo27epic-cage83]

I just wanna say thank you Majorkill for forgetting how to accurately pronounce Tzeentch and calling him tits snitch in a group of 40k players and the room going dead quiet.

[@mrdigzs]

You know that nobody never really talked about this chaos God he is talked about but not much so I’m happy to see this

[@owenmccann8070]

I watch warhammer videos and only know a little bit about Tzeentch. He rarely is mention at least in KZbin videos.

[@lordtoademort8124]

Just as planned?

[@YorktownUSA]

What are you talking about? People mention him all the time.

[@mrdigzs]

YorktownUSA No your wrong some people don’t talk about him that much

[@lordtoademort8124]

@@mrdigzs he seems to come up fairly often on the meme subreddit

[@weldonwin]

Majorkill: Today's video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends Tit-Snitch: *JuST aS PLannED!* Majorkill: But not really Tit-Snitch: *jUSt AS pLAnnEd!!!*

[@megan00b8]

Tzeentch is the chaos god, that literally is the god of *chaos* , he fucks with everyone for the fun of it

[@saeyabor]

>Tzeentch >explained Whatever you're about to say is wrong because he wants it that way.

[@griffincrump5077]

Majorkill is like the KZbin equivalent of 1d4chan, which is why he’s also my favorite

[@dinocha0s]

Tzeench is my second favorite chaos god because i think he is truly the most evil and the one who causes the most damage.... Yes from a first perspective , Nurgle and Khorne do cause alot of suffering death and misery , but int he long game....Tzeench will turn entire armies/fleets/factions and empires agaisnt each other while also bending reality to his own twisted version

[@revdarian]

How dare you!.... Papa Nurgle doesn't bring destruction, he brings you Joy, happiness, and gifts! So many many gifts! You are just jealous of Papa!

[@firstoftwouk2195]

Finally a video about the God of Hope. I like it when MajorKill focuses on the brighter aspects of Warhammer.

[@MrLC-cd8ms]

Wait... It cant be! I think I have proof that Timmy is actually Tz- AGKGKENSGJRNBTHFIITNRNRNJ *spawn noises continue*

[@jb-wc1hx]

Tzeentch wants us to overlook the censorship 3:02

[@rockstar6goalkeeper]

I'm 90% sure I've heard you and others say that Khorne is the most powerful chaos god, but it's been a while. Something like he can go toe to toe without ANY magic, and the scale of galactic warfare.

[@thexenohunter5355]

1:14 Just kidding. You've been fooled. Pranked. Tricked. Deceived. Bamboozled. Led astray. Insulted.

[@vincent_hall]

Loves change, god of evolution, hates satisfaction, makes people grow tentacles. Hey, I like this guy!

[@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot]

Tzeentch would sacrifice a checkmate for an en passant in chess for the fun of it.

[@markbrassfield9793]

A new video ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

[@justinrivera1618]

Him beating Timmy in public was definitely a part of my master plan, you reading this is also part of my master plan and what you do next…

[@ethandew1768]

Oh shit

[@zaubergurke5468]

Tzeentch is easily my favorite Chaosgod since i got to know him in Warhammer Online.

[@aczeartk7032]

I see Tzeenth as "Lmao gottem" just pure unadulterated chaotic fun

[@mrbigbadninja]

aaaaayyyyyy the boi always hitting us up with the fire content

[@OriginalVoiceBox]

Digging the new mic settings. If there is one? Think I noticed it?

[@Stuffandstuff974]

Get your tongue out of majorkills arse.

[@athan336]

I like tzeentch because he's the most lovecraftian cosmic entity in 40k

[@MrSamueleD]

Joke is on you: I had a Raid Shadow Legends ad before the video

[@jacksilencer8076]

recentley I found out that tzeentch was my favourite chaos god so thanks majorkill

[@JD-138]

literally came here to find out how to pronounce Tzeentch. Purposely says it wrong the whole video as a joke lol

[@nibo4185]

did you get a new mic? sounding criiiiiiisp

[@sohamc4979]

What mortal does not desire to comprehend the mysteries of destiny, or to harness awesome magic power? The Chaos god Tzeentch holds the keys to such terrible knowledge. His price, however, is steep - his worshippers become pawns in his incessant game to undermine civilisation and to outflank his fellow Ruinous Powers. Tzeentch rewards his followers with mutation and insanity, and when they die, he claims their souls as his playthings. Tzeentch is known by a thousand epithets. He is the Weaver of All Fates, who spins a tangled web to achieve his incomprehensible ends. He is the Great Conspirator, whispering evil counsel in the ears of monarchs, and nurturing murderous ambition and rebellion among their subjects. He plucks the strings of jealousy and resentment to make evil-minded men and women dance like marionettes at his command. He is the Great Sorcerer, tempting scholars with forbidden truths, and inspiring wizards to delve into the darkest aspects of their lore. Above all he is the Changer of Ways, who watches in fascination as mortal flesh warps at his touch, and as natural form gives way to his anarchic imagination. In grimoires proscribed by sane men, disciples of Tzeentch have scribbled their visions of their divine master. No two descriptions are alike. Sometimes the god is represented as a mist of shifting colours, or as a huge daemon with a vulturous beak and multi-hued wings. Sometimes he is envisaged as a giant whose head and torso are impossibly one, with great horns rising from his shoulders, and whose skin crawls with leering faces that repeat his every utterance in a thousand subtle nuances. The black orbs of his eyes are said to sparkle like the endless depths of the empyrean, and his brow is furrowed as though he is ruminating over an unsolvable puzzle. The Winds of Magic curl around him like a rainbow of serpents. His sacred number is nine, and his rune resembles a flame or perhaps a writhing snake. Tzeentch’s worshippers believe that he reigns from an Impossible Fortress deep in the Realm of Chaos. At its heart, protected by a crystal labyrinth of inconceivable geometry, is the Hidden Library, a hall of eternal dimensions that stores all the knowledge of the universe. Tzeentch stares for eons into the Well of Eternity for clues from the past and the future that will help him fulfil his schemes. When Tzeentch stirs from his reverie, treachery, insanity, mutation, and strife afflict the world.

[@AndroxineVortex]

I am loving this channel, so glad I found it! Keep up the great videos my guy

[@babysealsareyummy]

12:53 Imagine getting beat to death with a book on a stick

[@sohamc4979]

Tzeentch is the Chaos God of magic, treachery and eternal change, and patron to any who seek lost or forbidden knowledge. Weaving the fates of mortals as if they were but puppets in a cruel play of his own design, Tzeentch cares little for the petty rivalries of the other Gods, concerned only with the manipulation and corruption of others to suit his dark agenda. Watching others destroy themselves unwittingly at his behest is a source of endless amusement to Tzeentch, whose greatest strength lies in the manipulation of others, and countless are the times that his rival Chaos Gods have made war upon each other at some perceived slight, as not even they are beyond the reach of his lies. So fathomless are Tzeentch’s plans that whole generations can pass between cause and effect, a harmless action taken one day maturing into the ruination of cities many years later, though seemingly impossible that one could have been responsible for the other. It is therefore of no surprise that the servants and worshippers of Tzeentch are amongst the most deceptive and treacherous enemies of mankind, corrupting from within with murder and lies, or working from the shadows, manipulating others to do their bidding. Rare indeed are the times that the minions of change resort to open conflict to achieve their goals, though in such circumstances, one can expect to see the full power of Dark Magic unleashed with deadly skill, as Tzeentch’s followers are often blessed with a fearsome magical ability as a boon from the God of Magic.

[@youtubeaccount6539]

The only deception that Tzeentch has ever pulled, is tricking everyone into thinking that it’s all a part of his plan.

[@adventarchivist5789]

Been waiting for this one. Now everything rounds ouy. Tzeentch will be pleased.

[@Aja-e5j]

my favorite lord of change moment is when one dueled the ancestor of the chaos dragons, got his head bitten off and then turned into smoke that seeped into the dragon and made it grow a second head before the dragon attacked the highelves for a while, then the heads started infighting and eventually he just flew away

[@ewfurry6499]

Thank you Sircomealot18, very cool!

[@damonatherstone9195]

So we're really just going to do it to brimstone horrors like that, huh?

[@zuluactual839]

"Tzeentch is an indecisive mollusk"

[@taxllax2104]

They can't tax you if you are shattered into a million little pieces. -Tzeentch (Probably?)

[@BulkBrogan.]

So Tzeench is the genius shitpost God Now I love him lmao

[@businessgoose5731]

This video was a fuckiing masterpiece, you literally cant stop making absolute bangers man

[@1973Washu]

"This is 100% accurate" ~ Alpharius

[@joshuagannon6566]

The best thing about the absolute randomness of a Flamer's/Exalted Flamer's fire? A lowly guardsman could technically, potentially, theoretically become transformed into The God Emperor of Mankind in his prime once bathed in that warpfire.

[@Invisimo34]

So early you can still smell the tentacles

[@wrath2501]

Tzeentch was actually defeated by a mortal in a children's card game.

[@redluke8119]

Great Video keep at it March to a million Yuuuuut

[@mkruse2000]

I gotta say, I do love your new sponsor! . . . And also Tits-snitch. Biggestus Dickesssus in the entire warhammerverse.

[@sohamc4979]

Tzeentch The Changer of Ways, the Master of Fortune, the Great Conspirator, the Architect of Fate Tzeentch is the Master of Magic, the Secret Whisper of Power, and the Lord of Change. Regal and horrible, Tzeentch pulls the strings of magic and fate from his realm, scrying the skeins of the future and past to manipulate the world to his liking. He is the most generous of the Chaos Gods, granting boons to all that ask for them, but the price for these gifts is terrible in the extreme. He is the master of lies and subterfuge, secret powers behind the throne, black pacts, and deals that end in treachery. Tzeentch is the greatest source of Chaos magic, and many of his servants are Black Magisters or dabblers in the occult. Even those that turn their backs on him recognise him as a prime source of magic. Tzeentch is depicted as a huge, grossly formed humanoid with gangly limbs. Tzeentch lacks a head, and his face sits squarely in his chest. Two writhing, flexible “horns” ending in hideous faces adorn his shoulders. As Tzeentch speaks, these two faces whisper in both agreement and contradiction with his statements, making it confusing and maddening to hear. However, as the embodiment of change, Tzeentch can take any form he chooses, and those that receive visions of him find it difficult to describe in detail what they see. His domain within the Realm of Chaos is fluid and mutable, where time and space seem to stretch and change like hot wax. Tzeentch’s true goals are difficult to fathom. If he seeks to dominate the world, his methods are oblique at best, and it seems that he prefers using others as pawns to further his plans. Tzeentch enjoys corrupting mortals by blessing them with power that is too much for them to handle, especially Magisters, Priests, and others capable of wielding magic. For mortals lacking a magical gift, Tzeentch promises lures of secret knowledge and ways to bring down rivals. With the notable exception of Nurgle, Tzeentch sees the other Gods of Chaos as forces of change, and therefore, is content to let them exist relatively unmolested. In Tzeentch’s eyes, Nurgle is a stagnant force at odds with the Lord of Change’s goals. Hence Tzeentch’s followers are often at odds with Nurgle’s. Symbols The symbol of Tzeentch is a sphere, bracketed by a strange, twisting sigil, though his followers sometimes use the all-seeing eye, a symbol appropriate for the Architect of Fate. Wizards recognise it for its magical might and fear it for its dark power. Those that view the symbol too long swear it writhes and pulses before their very eyes-and to do so for too long invites madness. Tzeentch’s colours are bright and brash, with special emphasis on vibrant yellows, shimmering blues, and gold. His followers don intricate and baroque clothing and armour, covered in both his symbol and other arcane runes. Unlike most of the other beings of Chaos, followers of Tzeentch are often amazingly clean and often shimmer with an unholy light as unwanted sunlight glints off of polished metal and the bright colours of their clothing and armour. Birds of all sorts, especially vultures and condors, are sacred to Tzeentch. Some of his favoured mutations to bestow on followers are to transform their head into that of a twisted eagle, grant them multi-coloured wings, or alter their hands and feet into gnarled talons. Temperament Tzeentch is universally regarded as the Dread God of Magic. He is associated with all magicians, and also those who seek personal power for their own ends. Tzeentch does not care who calls his name, as long as they are willing to make a Faustian pact, where magical power and insight is granted in exchange for the will and soul of the bargainer. Strictures Mutable and unpredictable in the extreme, Tzeentch’s tenants are difficult to fathom. Despite this, there are some things that Tzeentch continually demands from his followers: • Change is the only constant in the world. To resist it is to incur the wrath of Tzeentch. • Magic is the greatest force of change, and a person should study its techniques whenever possible. • To bring Chaos to a land and its people is to invoke Change. Topple the foundations of law and order whenever and wherever possible. • Reject old ways and embrace the new at all times.

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Three years later, I still wonder why tf you write like this

[@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mW]

“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we been quite possibly... bamboozled.”

[@TonyGabagooligan]

ALL ABOARD! ALL ABOARD! THE RUSE CRUISE IS NOW DEPARTING!

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

oy vey

[@aleksandarmarkovic2664]

someone: stubs their toe, screams and awakes. their mum tzench: just as i planed

[@awesomehpt8938]

Just as planned! Hehehehe

[@uncletzeentch2282]

U bet

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

i can handle being tricked. i can handle being backstabbed. but you go too far when you bamboozle me

[@jaredbuchan1983]

Eyyy love being this early

[@MrKago1]

I can think of one place that I wouldn't TOTALLY mind a tentacle sprouting from. but I'm pretty sure that would be Slaanesh doing that one.

[@danici02]

Wow, big Tzeentch vibes creating a fake account just for the excuse of making a silly joke

[@zahylon5993]

So he's playing 4D Interdimensional Chess against everyone else, and he just made Nurgle and Khrone belive they won against him because it was useful for him to have these two around.

[@ottovonbismarck7094]

But the question is, can Tzeentch understand the Alpha legion?

[@sonicsucks20]

Yeah, he created them with the Emperor of course.

[@notsocrates5979]

We do a little Tzeentching

[@MrPanLidTV]

Damn this mic sounds so alpha and B O O M I N G

[@youknow_nothing]

I love that the guy put it a funny suggestion, you used it and it just work great because it became a channel joke

[@Jesus_Offical]

I Sometimes odly Enough i can relate To him

[@Sorontur3]

My favorite 40k god. Troll on a galactic scale.

[@speakeroftheowls2394]

Tzeentch is just a prankster god that’s what I got from this

[@johnquinn2676]

Whose pranks can destroy empires.

[@aliceangl3563]

"Most of the shit he pulls is pulled because he likes pulling" Good to know we'd get along

[@NightshadeX85]

Back in the 90's Tzeentch was pronounced as Tease-nitch .

[@MardukCOFB]

Tzeentch is the embodiment of “I don’t want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS”

[@almightykingpin6322]

FOR THE GODS

[@garank4971]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOOOOD

[@srbrant5391]

"Gimme your soul, gimme your soul, gimme your soul, gimme your soul..." --The Emperor of Mankind

[@TheMaxyms]

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen" -Tzeentch

[@insanemang9983]

When you think about it papa nurgle is the best chaos god to be under. If you can get past how you'll look in the aftermath you soon find out its not that bad of a gig.