TZEENTCH IN WARHAMMER

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Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer

Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer

2 жыл бұрын

TZEENTCH IN WARHAMMER
The Dark God of Chaos, Lord of Change, second most powerful of all of the entities of the warp?
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@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
TZEENTCH IN WARHAMMER The Dark God of Chaos, Lord of Change, second most powerful of all of the entities of the warp? ALL STORIES ARE MEANT TO ENHANCE THE ENJOYMENT OF THE VIEWER AND ARE MERELY FAN FICTION. THEY ARE NEVER EVER MEANT TO BE CONSIDERED CANNON. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 RELATED VIDEOS KHORNE THE BLOOD GOD: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5yZepxsrJ2SjJY GRANDFATHER NURGLE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJa9pmlnmMyKfc0 PSYKERS SOULS AND THE WARP: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqLdkqNprtR7rsk THE WARP AND DAEMONS EXPLAINED: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGizepSNaLWHi9U A PSYKERS TALE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJXFZqhjZ9R_isk CHAOS THE STORY SO FAR (SSF): kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJPOn4Ckas2bgdU BLOOD ANGELS SSF: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZvRc3xtidaCi7s PROLOGUE TO ABUNDANCE TERTIUS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqPac5SqqrNrqtE RED EAGLE / WHITE TIGER SSF: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIjKk5mMis5mpLM ULTRAMARINES SSF: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4XPh6J7gsqhb5Y TYRANIDS SSF: studio.kzbin.infofP0wHwnHOlM/edit CHAOS VIDEOS ALPHA LEGION: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYmpe2tnoNx9i6M THOUSAND SONS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gobbhX5sh9l0ec0 WORD BEARERS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqmxaoSLp9CLqck CHAOS SPAWN: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWLOpYxqbrinqqM NIGHT LORDS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2XUpKODqNhgg9E IRON WARRIORS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZDannd6ibF4gJI MASTER OF EXECUTIONS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJXNgYKEl812nZo 6 OF THE BEST! CHAPTER FOUNDINGS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4OUZX15aJudmrM DEATH KORPS OF KRIEG: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4vOn3xpeb6mgpo HOW WARHAMMER 40K ENDS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4LVgpxppZqGitU DARK ANGELS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmmUgqB4asyGqK8 SPACE WOLVES: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmrKmpaLhLiCnpY IMPERIAL FISTS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ_ZfJKApp55l9k ALL PERSPECTIVES ARE MY OWN ALONE AND ARE NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY GAMES WORKSHOP
@uglyboydonk
@uglyboydonk 2 жыл бұрын
An hour, you are spoiling us Baldermort. Thank you.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Just As Planned!
@pensador6953
@pensador6953 2 жыл бұрын
all things change, the only permanence is change... just as planned......just as planned.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
@Baldermort’s Guide to Warhammer This is made all the better, because just yesterday I got my hands on a copy of Warhammer Quest Silver Tower. Coincidence? Probably, but it’s that hint of doubt where the Great Conspirator lives. Lol thx again, this is indeed a magical day.
@ahmataevo
@ahmataevo 2 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people, Baldermort here.
@WolfingtonStanley
@WolfingtonStanley 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch, the chaos God of forgetting why you walked into a room
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! …wait, how did I get here?
@tangol8170
@tangol8170 2 жыл бұрын
@@fumarc4501 it's like my location it CHANGED
@marsfreelander5969
@marsfreelander5969 2 жыл бұрын
When you open a web brouser to look up *something* important....
@jipowap
@jipowap 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually Zuvassin, a fracture of Malal/Malice. I mean it, it's his M.O. to mess you up like that.
@FunkBastid
@FunkBastid 2 жыл бұрын
“What are you even trying to accomplish?”, asked The Emperor. “Lol”, said Tzeentch. “Lmao”
@Mrree250
@Mrree250 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re cringe” replied the malignant entity
@SamueL-td7fb
@SamueL-td7fb 2 жыл бұрын
Based Perty posting
@angelusumbrae
@angelusumbrae Жыл бұрын
I would've also accepted "Yes." as its reply.
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Жыл бұрын
This is every conversation between me and my family.
@angelusumbrae
@angelusumbrae Жыл бұрын
@@Mrree250 The Emperor is the cringey one? 🤣
@v_artra5399
@v_artra5399 2 жыл бұрын
I can just hear all the Khorne Flakes eaters yelling "NEEERRRRRRRD!"
@dabigork
@dabigork 2 жыл бұрын
We Orks are yelling neeerrrrd too
@singletona082
@singletona082 2 жыл бұрын
@@dabigork If you lack cunnin, my dear greenskin, are you truly worthy to hold the title of war boss?
@sessy01
@sessy01 2 жыл бұрын
well like the old terran song goes "if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
@Nishom0926
@Nishom0926 Жыл бұрын
Tzeentch: I know what he is about to do, sliding his glasses up anime style. Nurgle: Just doesn't moves out of way. Slaanesh: Just thinks, It can get excess. Khrone: Punched everyone. Said Everyone one plans until they get punched in the face. You won't move, then I will make you move. You like unlimited excess, well This is where I draw a Blood Soaked Line. Blood🩸🩸🩸 for Peace ☮️🕊️ God Bitches. Lazy Nerd Sissies 🩸 👎👎👎👎👎.
@sonicsucks20
@sonicsucks20 11 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: Eat your khorneflakes, retard. XD!
@adman1381
@adman1381 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch in Warhammer: Oh yeah it’s all coming together
@dabigork
@dabigork 2 жыл бұрын
I summon clockwork kitten
@Thornsaint5301
@Thornsaint5301 2 жыл бұрын
That Tzeentch Theory would also explain why he has a bigger interest and satisfaction in messing with the material realm. He gets to toy with the very beings who created him.
@bigmekboy175
@bigmekboy175 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch's biggest weakness is that he can't keep himself from plotting against himself. They don't call him the great betrayer for nothing!
@MrCmon113
@MrCmon113 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Khorne. They self-sabotage hard.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Жыл бұрын
Or is he?
@minuette1752
@minuette1752 8 ай бұрын
Tzeentch does not want the game to end, and just have fun right?
@fencserx9423
@fencserx9423 2 жыл бұрын
I love the concept of the Big E and Malcador spending a significant amount of time every day just sitting around thinking about how to outsmart Tzeench. Cause you could explain every weird-ish decision by Big E as this sort of “I actually NEED this to happen for like 17 other things to happen”… cause he was trying to induce massive foundational change in the galaxy, so the radically strict zero Psykers policy makes sense in the “FOR THE LOVE OF MATH DO NOT FEED THAT BEING IN PARTICULAR” kind of way.
@wintermute7378
@wintermute7378 3 ай бұрын
I kinda wonder if Big E and Tzeench know on some level that they are fictional.
@fencserx9423
@fencserx9423 3 ай бұрын
@@wintermute7378 that’s officially head cannon
@JasonM69
@JasonM69 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "Man I wish I had something new to listen to as I paint" then this gets uploaded. The Emporer protects but Baldemort provides.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
And Tzeentch orchestras
@CSSVirginia
@CSSVirginia 2 жыл бұрын
All part of his plan.
@Cesly-mo3uf
@Cesly-mo3uf 2 жыл бұрын
Baldermort provides needs to be merch.
@fast1nakus
@fast1nakus 2 жыл бұрын
Going full meta, but what if he knows that he's also a fictional character in 40k
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. Aye. The next step! Only a fun theory. But one I had to share. ;)
@BookieHeretic
@BookieHeretic 2 жыл бұрын
Not meta enough. You're an imaginary character in his fiction about people that study 40k where he's created himself from and also which he was created by....
@matthewsauve5631
@matthewsauve5631 2 жыл бұрын
Twist he's really just Rick Sanchez.
@killak3219
@killak3219 2 жыл бұрын
Not only does he know that he’s a fictional character he’s orchestrating a way to enter our reality and become lord of chaos here.
@facetiousthree5848
@facetiousthree5848 2 жыл бұрын
@cyotee doge yes inquisitor this man right here saying some pretty heretical stories... I believe hes tainted.
@weatherreport9227
@weatherreport9227 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, Tzeentch is essentially the KZbin algorithm but on a cosmic scale.................
@thrall6647
@thrall6647 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings! Preiss algorithm gods!
@BlueKatanaWarrior
@BlueKatanaWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
The youtube algorithm moderated by Nyarlathotep
@elbruces
@elbruces 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueKatanaWarrior It isn't?
@wesallstar9273
@wesallstar9273 2 жыл бұрын
Needs more likes
@treemover7259
@treemover7259 2 жыл бұрын
honestly tzeench being the greatest power does make a lot of sense, the mortal races dance at his whispers, the twisting changes he manipulates are never ending and beyond scope of mortals. his demonic servants can warp reality far beyond anything his siblings could dream of managing,
@depressedgwyndolin
@depressedgwyndolin 2 жыл бұрын
And you can't stop change no matter what you try you and I are changing this vary moment
@minuette1752
@minuette1752 8 ай бұрын
I just hate how strong they make the emperor and his holy fire. How he can just push aside Chaos like nothing even though he empowers chaos itself.
@LetholdusKaspyr
@LetholdusKaspyr 2 жыл бұрын
The moment you brought up the Lie, I knew you shared my hypothesis. Tzeentch represents entropy. There is no way he couldn't be the greatest of the gods - they represent aspects of him. My personal suspicion is that he is the architect of the current situation in 40k - the ascension of the Emperor, the Heresy, everything. All to keep the universe stirring and vital.
@user-gj7lp5iz6k
@user-gj7lp5iz6k 2 жыл бұрын
No way, Nurgle has to be entropy.....unless...........that was just another lie.
@LetholdusKaspyr
@LetholdusKaspyr 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-gj7lp5iz6k Nurgle is more the fear of death and disease. Tzeentch is CHANGE. Everything is change.
@bigmekboy175
@bigmekboy175 2 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Tzeentch's biggest weakness is that they can't keep himself from plotting against herself. They don't call him/she/they/them/it the great betrayer for nothing!
@odst123451
@odst123451 2 жыл бұрын
My theory is that the Chaos Gods aren’t the be and end all of the 40k universe.
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber 2 жыл бұрын
@@LetholdusKaspyr But would that not mean that all the other chaos gods benefit far more from those 10.000 years of lockdown since the heresy? Sure, 10.000 years might not be a lot of time for the ruinous powers, even more so since in the Warp time seems to be a completely different thing, but still... it's quite some time where no real change happens at least on the grand scale.
@SymbioteMullet
@SymbioteMullet 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the theory was going to be that Tzeench is mad because they have Medium Awareness and knows they are trapped in a miniatures wargame... The literal power of a god and you know you're ineffably caged and at the mercy of GW...
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
You may be more visionary than I by far. :).
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal Cosmic Power! Itty bitty living space.
@EvansdiAl
@EvansdiAl Жыл бұрын
It would explain why anybody accessing such knowledge goes insane
@jv0189
@jv0189 2 жыл бұрын
more? oh boy, today is getting BETTER AND BETTER!
@rickconnolly5006
@rickconnolly5006 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Border prince and amber King have both released awesome stuff today.
@nickbaspaly6239
@nickbaspaly6239 2 жыл бұрын
I saved this for today and was not disappointed at all! Again you make every topic interesting and fun
@andrewszemis9399
@andrewszemis9399 2 жыл бұрын
“I snatch at air like a miser” such a great line. So evocative.
@Mad.player
@Mad.player 2 жыл бұрын
I am right now painting Warpcoven Kill Team, and Baldemort drops Tzeentch video. The schemes are indeed in motion.
@mikapinktails1823
@mikapinktails1823 2 жыл бұрын
And yet again our talented grandpa helps us gain a greater appreciation~♡
@johntaylor7029
@johntaylor7029 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in heavy traffic on the way home, stuck in a river of humanity, listening to tales of the Changer of Ways; it is a good way to make the journey faster.
@jbriggsiv
@jbriggsiv 2 жыл бұрын
Damn! This was fantastic. I'm a huge Tzeentch fan and so excited to see this new entry. I loved the story at the beginning. You captured the unexplainable in your eloquent prose. I could imagine the unimaginable, something rarely done with such eldritch horror. After a long week, this was a real treat. Thank you for continuing to bring such wonderful content to the community. It's a mighty boon that you, such an exceptional writer and storyteller, are willing to take valuable time to share your creative works with us.
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Be careful what you wish for. Nyhehehehehe
@barco7004
@barco7004 2 жыл бұрын
I find quite fun that Tzeentch might be aware that it is just a character from the 40k setting and that we are able to instantly eliminate everything that it is with a thought. A nice reverse Azathoth. Tho it would never lose hope, as it is hope and change; or is it maybe an other lie it told
@tangol8170
@tangol8170 2 жыл бұрын
I think he's closer to yog shototh
@barco7004
@barco7004 2 жыл бұрын
@@tangol8170 i meant we are its Azathoth and it is merely a tiny "thing" that Could be wiped out instantly
@tangol8170
@tangol8170 2 жыл бұрын
@@barco7004 oh, yea basically but that goes for chaos as a whole no mo life no mo chaos it is interesting that the two forces are then locked in mortal combat (I don't think humanity destroying all the chaos god's would be particularly good for humanity either)
@Darknessblade4me
@Darknessblade4me 2 жыл бұрын
@@tangol8170 humanity would lose the access to the webway if chaos is wiped out/banished permamently. Until the imperium finds another way to travel the stars, destroying chaos would be a slow death for itself
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber 2 жыл бұрын
@@Darknessblade4me I am really not sure about that. I mean, why should it? The Warp itself apparently always existed, but the ruinous powers are, at least from an outside-warp perspective, a relatively new phenomenon. The lore says that before the War in Heaven, the warp was like a calm ocean without the chaotic dangers anyone wanting to travel through the Warp is facing in the 41rst century, the Old Ones created their webway long before the chaos gods existed, so why would destroying Chaos be a bad thing for us humans? Apart from that, the way the Warp works, it would not take long before new chaos gods would appear anyway.
@vontheunknown7982
@vontheunknown7982 2 жыл бұрын
The one that damned magus and the thousand son's to the warp.
@JordanAndTrazyn
@JordanAndTrazyn 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I love the idea of Tzeentch staring at us and knowing fear!
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaa YES!
@blam320
@blam320 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see the Indecisive Mollusk get the Baldermort treatment! On another note, it's always a treat to get an hour-long video! Love your stories and love your style of narration!
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@brandonhoward1289
@brandonhoward1289 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s go. Baldy you are a true one man
@stc6851
@stc6851 2 жыл бұрын
How did you beat me??! I'm sitting next to the guy when he uploaded it lol 😆
@Adam-vj7dn
@Adam-vj7dn 2 жыл бұрын
Video, uploaded 10 minutes ago. Brandon's comment, 12 minutes ago,?!
@sveinny4988
@sveinny4988 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings brother, what a perfect way to enjoy the evening. Got in a car accident this morning and good to relax over the truth of Tzeentch
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
Ouch. I hope you are ok brother.
@MLaak86
@MLaak86 2 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree with Baldermort that Tzeentch is likely in fact the most powerful of the Ruinous Powers, after all as the Lord of Change he literally embodies Chaos itself not just a set of emotions/desires like the others. The seeming fickleness, the numerous and constantly changing plots, its insidiousness (both that it can affect *anyone* no matter their station or situation and how hard it can be to detect - within someone or a society) and how nothing about it can ever be known for certain. As our faithful servant stated about the Alpha Legion, it is Tzeentch who *IS* chaos.
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is my favorite of the Chaos Gods. He plays the Great Game in his own way, not playing to win, but rather he plays to amuse himself. He has no great plan and therefore cannot thus be totally foiled.
@danielrziha6381
@danielrziha6381 2 жыл бұрын
That voice, that script, the music.. holy man, you are one of a kind. How come I never knew this incredible channel before?
@clarkey7760
@clarkey7760 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not normally a heretic but when I am, Tzeentch is my vice! Maybe as planned?….
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Mood Kindred!
@jal7852
@jal7852 2 жыл бұрын
Praise Tzeentch brother!
@doctorbag2982
@doctorbag2982 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favorite God, glad to see you finally covering it. I'm sure this is filled to the brim with content much like your previous Chaos God videos.
@dr.strangelove9815
@dr.strangelove9815 2 жыл бұрын
I've wondered just how powerful was Tzeentch during humanity's stellar exodus, during the Dark Age of Technology? Hope, development and psychic evolution were at their pinnacle.
@jensensinclair9654
@jensensinclair9654 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, an Hour of Tzeentch lore!? Thank you for this treat Uncle Baldy!
@Ducks-the-Knife
@Ducks-the-Knife 2 жыл бұрын
Easily my favourite entry yet!! I had never conceived of Tzeench this way and just like that I think he's now my favourite of the 4 gods
@slanenurgle1075
@slanenurgle1075 2 жыл бұрын
BROTHER THAT ENDING HAD ME CONTEMPLATING AND GOING NUTS
@adfury
@adfury 2 жыл бұрын
By the same token, this is the only power who would lose by winning. It's the game that matters.
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. :)
@gatereaper
@gatereaper 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch? Crazy? Impossible, I've never heard a more strange thing than the god who knows all, sees all, who lives at the very heart of impossibility and actively unravels strands of fate itself just for the sake of better connecting the lines to the end of a tapestry in constant fluctuation potentially being mad. Now Tzeentch being scared of humanity on the other hand, that is a very.... fascinating thought. A god afraid of his worshipers as he knows that they are his creators and sustainers. A thought becoming self aware and creating new thoughts of its own, each with the constant risk of being forgotten or pushed aside by the mind of the initial thinker. The god of paradoxes. A paranoid shut-in, a charismatic leader, a gibbering madman, and the most introspective being in existence. All of it is true, none of it is true. In the end only Tzeentch himself knows or does he?
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Well he does nutty things....
@Nishom0926
@Nishom0926 9 ай бұрын
Knew it but Forgot it. But because He planned to Forgot it, his current Self is Simple human who want lives a normal life with modesty but Because he planned this form, in his simplified mind he takes very simple mondaine actions but with consequences far more complex in nature. He is right now just ANIZ OOL GOAL from Overlord but instead of living in a Tomb lives in modest place but everything he says or does people unknowingly pick that up and run with it. He is kinda schizophrenic with mendala effect but believes he is just human not a God Of CHOAS with desk wisdom with CHOAS Butterfly 🦋 effects. His biggest fear is People would some day calling him The Messiah and Tzeentch thinks there is some secret Cult who eats Babies for breakfast is choosing him as plotting him to be called that MESSIAH just for some sick Game. Just like ANIZ OOL GOAL he is Shitting himself Everytime when something very special and important happens by him accidentally or predictions he gave came out to be True and everyone say this is magic MY LORD and Tzeentch thinks to himself " Lies! I thought I KNOW I AM NOT LIKE THAT... I AM NOT HIM.... I CAN'T Shoot FireballS and stuff like that And don't feel a mana meter in me". He is even more Scared of those high expectations of people who he thinks are Dumb and People who brought him in this position are cultist. He so badly just wants a simple Pension plan Job with one small home with basic necessities but people want him to rule the World from Golden Palace which he thinks Everyone Is a SLANESSH Worshipper who have Drugs and Kinky orgys which is his nightmare as he just want a wife who just cock good enough food for him and take cares of home and is not cheater but he has given up on that love dream and only want to just get through with remaining days of life playing games and food like a basement dweller dying As virgin ALONE and Scared of whole world how people may view him( mostly thinking people secretly make fun of him and Scared for his Life and is Confused why all this happened to him blaming GOD who never answers back because that's just Him. GOD Of CHOAS TZEENTCH The God who FUCks himself for Lol and not just his followers. His favorite Theme song goes something like " My ordinary Life"
@sneeperysnoopery6716
@sneeperysnoopery6716 2 жыл бұрын
Another amazing video! The thought that The Emperor, not Magnus or Ahriman, is Tzeentch's greatest champion is an awesome one. Imagine the reveal on that in the current timeline - The 'Real' Imperium devolving into essentially Chaos worship, but fully organised and on a galactic scale, while Dante's side is left to fight on as the only remaining uncorrupted, essentially splitting humanity in to two different governments fighting for control. Very cool thought :D
@Sweetness71775
@Sweetness71775 7 ай бұрын
The Aquila is suspiciously similar to a Lord of Change.
@krofgninut5984
@krofgninut5984 2 жыл бұрын
That ending reminds me of the words of alan watts, about how we are not merely organisms, but organism-environments; the environment we inhabit is an integral part of what we do and who we are. So too are chaos gods to mortals; two mirrors infinitely reflecting each other.
@RamonChiNangWong078
@RamonChiNangWong078 2 жыл бұрын
Dammm, That was DEEEEEP but it's time for Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
@symbiotespidervenom7120
@symbiotespidervenom7120 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you do it, Balder, but it seems like whatever video you release is something I've been wanting more information on. Every single time. It happened with Nurgle, it happened with Drucari, it happened with the Sisters of Battle and others, and now, you have caught my interest again. You show an attitude for the psychic that would make our Lord Tzeentch blush. Another great vid!
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@Birb_of_Judge
@Birb_of_Judge 2 жыл бұрын
A very late upload today Glad I'm still waiting on someone
@slacknhash
@slacknhash 2 жыл бұрын
Conductor of the cosmic opera? Not quite. But he *is* every member of the audience in that opera that shouts "Freebird!"
@patrickmcginty3234
@patrickmcginty3234 2 жыл бұрын
A little food for thought while you plan out your Slannesh video. Ever found it strange that the Chaos gods began to take an active role in the setting when Slannesh was born? The older chaos gods may have been created during the War in Heaven, but they were content to remain within their domains, passively feeding off the emotions from the material universe. It was only during the Age of Strife when the chaos gods sought to actively gain more power from the material universe. Tzeentch may believe that he is the Architect of Fate, but Slannesh is the one who has the Keepers of Secrets. And the biggest secret of all is that the Slannesh is the driving force behind the Great Game itself. The chaos gods' boundless excess hunger for power empowers Slannesh. It is why the dark brothers gain the most power off of the most extreme of mortal acts in their name. Slannesh may seem like the weakest of the chaos gods, but I find him to be the most insidious out of all of them.
@licensed_beheader
@licensed_beheader 2 жыл бұрын
Not really , the unholy trinity of tzeentch, khorne and nurgle was at a knife edge and was extremely delicate then slaanesh came out of nowhere and ruined it destroying the delicate balance plus the eye of terror her birth created also made chaos incursions easier. The keeper of secrets name is coz they know the deepest hidden desires that mortals conceal even to their loved ones and prey on those desires and secrets to deliver agonizing joy to them .
@bongodrumzz
@bongodrumzz 2 жыл бұрын
Dear uncle Baldy, you whispered about making something a bit special, I think it amplified to an almighty shout across the length and breadth of the Imperium and beyond. Tzeentch must be quietly giggling at your lauding of the part he is playing. The dark gods are in for a surprise, uncle Baldy is the messenger we pay attention to. Thank you uncle Baldy, how to set a benchmark sir!!
@piotrd.4850
@piotrd.4850 2 жыл бұрын
Had I been a multibillionare, I'd built a radiotelescope broadcasting 40k lore by Oculus Imperia and Baldermort into space. Had last tzeentch-ish laugh when in far future, Aliens discovered will take it as genuine message (and somehow understand).
@TreesTrees
@TreesTrees 2 жыл бұрын
Everything you do is gold. You are a Galatic Treasure.
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@wadesmallwood6024
@wadesmallwood6024 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the librarian type(whatever that is). Thank you for the treat good sir!
@benhughes9838
@benhughes9838 2 жыл бұрын
I've had a shitty self-insert WH40K isekai rattling around in my head. That bit at the end reflects the convo with an Emissary of Tzeentch. "Why would The Master Plotter is assist you in your diplomatic efforts?" "Because it literally says on the box, "In The Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There is Only War." How grating that must be to The Lord of Change."
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Жыл бұрын
What I love about Tzeentch is that he doesn't even seem to want anything for himself. He genuinely just wants to see what happens.
@Cordis-Ater
@Cordis-Ater 2 жыл бұрын
What better way to enjoy a Friday than with a video from Baldy.
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@MagnusDidNothingWrong
@MagnusDidNothingWrong 2 жыл бұрын
From personal experience I wouldn't take Tzeentch's advice. My dad is still mad at me after 10 millenia...
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
YOU supported his killer! YOU destroyed his webway! YOU are a demon! Can YOU change ..................................THAT!!!!!
@depressedgwyndolin
@depressedgwyndolin 2 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow shard
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
@@depressedgwyndolin Nnnnnnoooooooooo !!!!!!! LOL
@BloodStoneFortress
@BloodStoneFortress 2 жыл бұрын
Baldy, my faithful servant, I discovered your channel about a month and a half ago. I enjoyed your work so much, I went back and watched every video currently on your channel up until this release here. You do amazing work and should be proud of what you have accomplished. I hope to continue enjoying your stories far into the future. Thank you for all the hours of FUN!
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@TechNinjaSigma
@TechNinjaSigma 2 жыл бұрын
This means that Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette Fourth Dimensional Hypercube Chess Strip Poker is indeed canon
@NIL0S
@NIL0S 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is probably my favorite Chaos God. The other divinities are often plain gross (Nurgle) brutes (Khorne) or banal one trick ponies (Slaneesh). Not so for Tzeentch.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Sanity is for the weak!
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
@@fumarc4501 WRONG!!!!
@entr0pic_
@entr0pic_ 2 жыл бұрын
I think Nurgle is beside Tzeentch one of the most interesting gods in the 40k universe. He represents much more than "ew thats gross", is sort of a jolly old dude, takes the pain and fear of death away and wants to share things, not really into the whole power game but just wants to have fun and give everyone his gifts.
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
@@entr0pic_ His fun and gifts kill people
@entr0pic_
@entr0pic_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrAvengerofEarth yeah, sure its not all good with that guy, but he still represents more than simple "grossness", like the cycle of life and death and so on.
@BohdanKaiba
@BohdanKaiba 2 жыл бұрын
Sweet this looks awesome, love some of the art you used, it's very magical :)
@adams5613
@adams5613 2 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous story! Beautiful delivery! Tickles the ear with pleasure!
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
YES !!!!!!!
@uss_cushing
@uss_cushing 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Tzeentch if constantly changes his realm because he fears order. I wonder if the emperor of mankind figured that out and has become the lord of order in the warp.
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Nice thinking
@craigmccormack3255
@craigmccormack3255 2 жыл бұрын
Superb, this weekend just gets better! Bravo brother Balder's.
@derekrivard626
@derekrivard626 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch has always interested me the most, and his plots and machinations are always the most subtle of all the schemers in the 40k universe, mainly because he was the one least easily manipulated by a singular obsession, bloodthirst, lust, corruption and death, etc. His models are beautiful, though not as much fun to paint as Nurgle’s, and while pink and blue aren’t my favorite “evil” colors his demons are creepy and would have scared the living crap out of H.P. Lovecraft, who had a strong phobia towards seafood.
@occultplatypus
@occultplatypus 2 жыл бұрын
Working in London at the moment, this video was the perfect antidote to a day of dodging the gawping stumbling masses, might spend some time talking with my door tonight 😂
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck in the big smoke. ;).
@occultplatypus
@occultplatypus 2 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort why thank you kind skull, you are a scholar and a gentlebot!
@BigBinky_Gaming
@BigBinky_Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you mention A Psykers tale. It's my absolute favorite story of yours.
@joshuadeeses1424
@joshuadeeses1424 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeench will never want the game to end for if it ends and then with that end there will be no more change more more plots. He wants it to continue forever so he can play the game forever and constantly plan for if the game even if he was the winner he would lose as his powers would then slowly drain as there be nothing to scheme against nothing to change.
@snipebob2222
@snipebob2222 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting theory. Reminds of me of the story of the blue scribes. A tell for you dear Baldermort. Tzeetech was power supreme armed with staff that gave him all magic spells the other gods grew jealous and entered alliance to attack Tzeetech at once. Facing defeat he broke his staff into thousands of shards to show he surrendered. Then he took 2 blue horrors and task them in recovering the shards when Tzeetech recovers all the shards he will be ruling power once again.
@mikeday5776
@mikeday5776 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful description of the twisted negotiations of the god of change, Bravo 👏
@JMAssainatorz
@JMAssainatorz 2 жыл бұрын
Oke i havent watched entire yet but i just wanted to say thanks for another vid on the chaos gods! The esoteric stories with deamons and witchery reality bending has always been among my personal favurites!
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@JMAssainatorz
@JMAssainatorz 2 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort All my respects from here baldy!
@noxthemc7717
@noxthemc7717 Жыл бұрын
As a Tzeentch daemons and Thousand Sons player, I cannot describe how much I enjoyed this
@TheDarkangelofshadow
@TheDarkangelofshadow 2 жыл бұрын
Reason why Tzeentch will always second to Khorne. Every plan can be good and detailed, but flies out the window when punched in the face(s).
@ChaosMaker6
@ChaosMaker6 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I love it, well done good sir! 😉💖
@thegametroll6264
@thegametroll6264 2 жыл бұрын
I have only recently learned of the architect of fate after khorne and nurgle. As a champion of chaos undivided he is one of my favorite chaos gods.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 2 жыл бұрын
Join the Arcanites of Tzeentch and get a free pet bird!
@thegametroll6264
@thegametroll6264 2 жыл бұрын
@@fumarc4501 mine actually talks! ( spouting obscenities in daemon tounge )
@magnushorus5670
@magnushorus5670 2 жыл бұрын
Good sir, your voice is a shinning light in a dark night... you make tough days a little better... hope you are doing well and I adore ALL of your excellent videos... they are good enough to listen too more than a few times so thank you and I hope your having a lovely day!
@merikmalhads1676
@merikmalhads1676 2 жыл бұрын
Khorn: You have defeated me.... What did it cost? Tzeetch: Mr. Stark; I don't feel so good
@strider3574
@strider3574 2 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my personal favorite videos yet. Great job, and I think you're spot on with your theories about Tzeentch! Putting Khorne on the throne perfectly fits with the whole Puppetmaster vibe Tzeentch has going on. Brilliant man. Just Brilliant.
@Nishom0926
@Nishom0926 Жыл бұрын
Not so much. Tzeentch: I know what he is about to do, sliding his glasses up anime style. Nurgle: Just doesn't moves out of way. Slaanesh: Just thinks, It can get excess. Khrone: Punched everyone. Said Everyone one plans until they get punched in the face. You won't move, then I will make you move. You like unlimited excess, well This is where I draw a Blood Soaked Line. Blood🩸🩸🩸 for Peace ☮️🕊️ God Lazy Nerd Sissies 🩸 👎👎👎👎👎.
@nickbaspaly6239
@nickbaspaly6239 2 жыл бұрын
Been hoping all day for a new one ! Thank you kindly!
@trajanfidelis1532
@trajanfidelis1532 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the Alpha Legion belongs to Tzeentch more than the Thousand Sons but i like that they're "chaos undivided". Ave imperator!
@roberthill5805
@roberthill5805 2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought of Tzeentch as the strongest as you have thought, and I've never understood why Khorn was constantly on top. Khorn is the only god that needs outside influence to exist, if the Tau has their way he would exist. The main reason he has any hold for as long as he did was because of the Orks. But the other three just need people to do as people do. Then Tzeentch just makes everyone else makes do his bidding, and anti-sorcery doesn't stop someone from throwing a meteor at you.
@PelinalDidNothingWrong
@PelinalDidNothingWrong 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Baldermort for this bedtime story!
@BB-pn2qv
@BB-pn2qv 2 жыл бұрын
I love these stories. They are told so well, I never can pull myself away once I start.
@trevorbrantigan4794
@trevorbrantigan4794 2 жыл бұрын
You even made Tzeentch exciting. I’m surprised, but a welcome one.
@jaleellbutler3347
@jaleellbutler3347 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@brooklynkeith2877
@brooklynkeith2877 2 жыл бұрын
Praise brother baldermort I have been obsessed by your videos and I'm new to the 40k setting and your by far my favorite lore-master!!
@ChillAssTurtle
@ChillAssTurtle 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@JasonM69
@JasonM69 2 жыл бұрын
He is the best.
@baldermort
@baldermort 2 жыл бұрын
There are a lot for each mood. I’m glad I’m able to help relax others a bit. Thank you!
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Big yes
@NateTheNarrator
@NateTheNarrator 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a story about the Tau vs. the Thousand Sons. Science and futuristic tactics vs. Sorcery and deception.
@MrAvengerofEarth
@MrAvengerofEarth 2 жыл бұрын
Yes me 2
@williamamely7038
@williamamely7038 2 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy each episode as you are an amazing narrator. I wish I could do it as well as you. I hope you could do the voice over for one of the Primarchs. I believe Sanguinius would be the one your voice can best represent. Thank you for sharing yourself with us.
@alienatedbeing7513
@alienatedbeing7513 2 жыл бұрын
The best chaos god imo
@juidude634
@juidude634 2 жыл бұрын
What imo means?? Im from 🇫🇮 and i dont allways understand.. and just curious!✌️👐
@metalbotanist6730
@metalbotanist6730 2 жыл бұрын
An absolutelly phenomenal video! The theories, the voice acting, simply marvelous! This is unironically a type of art.
@TheGCRust
@TheGCRust 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is crazy-smart, but I'll always be a Khorne man. Mostly because I actually appreciate his simplicity. No schemes, no aggressive passions, no fundamental change in being. Just the victim or the victor. You have a problem? Deal with it head on.
@cappinjocj9316
@cappinjocj9316 2 жыл бұрын
You do excellent work Balders.
@uncabob214
@uncabob214 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, really taking it to the next level here. Outstanding work from a twisted mind.
@darionietlispach2470
@darionietlispach2470 2 жыл бұрын
wonderfully presentet master B given i dont like tzeeches astetics, too many tentacles and asymmetries, but still i agree he is the mightiest of the four
@tornadic_brigadier7868
@tornadic_brigadier7868 2 жыл бұрын
I quite enjoyed this, it was very interesting to listen while painting my Rubric Marines. I am glad your posting lore about Tzeentch, there is not a lot of topics here regarding Tzeentch himself. I look forward to more Thousand Sons or Tzeentchian lore videos.
@thespookymage6294
@thespookymage6294 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope you do a slaanesh video like this. Slaanesh is my favorite and I think is seriously misunderstood. Excellent work as always!
@avisfuriosa2189
@avisfuriosa2189 2 жыл бұрын
Chaos Magick practicioner gone Seidkona grins broadly with appreciation 🤘😁🤘 Isn't it just beautiful how Tzeentch comes over as just the evolutionary power that he is. If Nurgle is indeed the Grandfather, he is the Teacher. The scribe might have been clever enough to listen to the words “power is a tool“ before making a cautionary tale of himself 😇 Needless to say, I'm building a bit of a Tzeentch force, starting with Exalted Sorceress Sherazad and her Fourty Daughters, and this motivates me mightily 💙
@josuebuenrostro6269
@josuebuenrostro6269 2 жыл бұрын
Today is my birthday and I think this video is the best present by far
@robertromaniello785
@robertromaniello785 Жыл бұрын
"Make some time for fun." - Tzeentch, probably.
@bemusedpenguin3410
@bemusedpenguin3410 2 жыл бұрын
To quote, Captain general of the Custodian guard after defeating Tzeentch at a childrens card game: "Fuck you Tzeentch, you`re a neeeeeerd!"
@ekscalybur
@ekscalybur 2 жыл бұрын
Tzeentch is plotting, scheming, planning, etc. All the things that sentient beings do in an attempt to bring order to the chaos of reality. Tzeentch is a chaos god of order. Tzeentch also never changes. Tzeentch is anathema to Tzeentch.
@JuanWonOne
@JuanWonOne 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 Ahh good old Jace the mind Sculptor, excellent pick for an opening 👍
@dreadhollow9576
@dreadhollow9576 2 жыл бұрын
Baldermort, you are awesome! The way you expound upon the lore and story of the Grim Dark rivals, nay bests, the works of the Black Library. You are inspiring and captivating in equal parts!
@timothywootton5331
@timothywootton5331 Жыл бұрын
Fear is the mind killer, I must not fear, I must allow the fear, To wash past me and through me, Until the fear is gone, And only I remain. Frank Herbert (Dune)
@feralprocessor9853
@feralprocessor9853 7 ай бұрын
I heard that Tzeench is known as the most prominent chaos gods to propose truces/alliance against the Imperiam
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