"U.S./Canada Border" Royal Canadian Air Farce Skit

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

"Do you want to visit the friendly United States of America?" "We use gloves now!" I'm in tears from laughing lololol

[@KyleRuggles]

6 years later... Lol! NO WAY!

[@globalforce]

@CanadaForce I think vast majority of Americans who travel overseas would agree with that. You gotta hand it to them, they manage to piss off just about anybody.

[@cybrarian2004]

I'm Canadian and a US legal permanent resident (Green Card holder), married to a US citizen. 2 years ago I went back home to visit my mom in Edmonton. Going through US Customs at the airport, I was randomly checked, had my luggage searchend and patted down, even though my passport, green card etc. was in order. US customs seems to look for any reason to search you, unless you've been through it you'll never know.

[@amartinjoe]

I'm Canadian and visited the U.S. through the Detroit border in 2007; they had mistaken me for someone in their watch list; they treated me like shit in there and I had to be really calm and nice about the whole thing so as not to give them any reason to shove a baton up my ass. I understood that maybe they treat foreigners like this, but boy, there were Americans in there treated just as worse.

[@artemis_lena]

This show is as relevant as ever. Love it!!

[@generalbullmoose]

RIP Roger Abbott

[@gadzoomtoo]

I had two USBP officers giving me attitube because i had an Obama sticker on my care when i was exiting the US.

[@WaterCow12]

Uhm. That sounded normal though.

[@SaxtondonaldBuddha]

"We use gloves now!!", Brilliant!!! Looking at going through Canada to Alaska in six weeks. Not sure I'll re-enter the U.S. upon my return trip- I hold dual citizenship!!!

[@KyleRuggles]

How ya doin' now?

[@team1200]

I remember that day, it was so hot, 48 with humidex, i cood bearly breath outside

[@bbgunnerman]

Im from ottawa too, Crazy extremes. I remeber a couple years ago it was 48 degrees celcius.

[@BerlinPorcelain]

"We use gloves NOW!" The video overall was pretty funny, but that last line made me laugh the hardest.

[@peacockblue8407]

when i was stopped @ the border coming back to buffalo, the border guard & i started talking about r.c.a.f. as she was searching the trunk. we were cracking each other up!

[@TheSensfan09]

lmao we use gloves now , I almost fell off my chair.

[@kittensrule4545]

Definitely true!

[@brightsorcerer]

That was hilarious!!!!! Love Air Farce!!!

[@aluisious]

You think you've heard Canadian jokes, I am Canadian and served in the US Army. I never, ever heard the end of it. Oh well :)

[@paulasteinkamp663]

US/Canada Border. (Royal Canadian Air Farce ) is great, --ps

[@adr58]

''We use gloves now'' LMAO

[@bluenosedive]

that was so funny cool video dude !

[@elmoflash]

It's people like you that show up at the border in July with skis and a parka. Maybe you'd like to see our national igloo.

[@Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

Miss these guys!

[@smashingchap]

good god....I see you work at Wal Mart."lol"

[@therainefamily345]

Jst did an Work assinment on this nd its Pretty hilarious Love lil skits LIKE THIS !!

[@TheSensfan09]

Brannon Raine Yep it was one of the best shows on.

[@smashingchap]

@IOWNplaysetman you love my Canadian flag burning video :)

[@generalbullmoose]

Not to mention Port Huron, MI...going OUT!!!!

[@bebeysmael1.]

Nice

[@cpynch]

Over 1/2 of the players in the NHL are Canadian. 52.3% to be exact. And they happen to be most of the best players.

[@smashingchap]

Because Canada is little brother and USA is big brother. Little brother had better listen to big brother...you Canadians will do what the USA tells you to do.

[@smashingchap]

USA won the Beijing Olympics with 110 medals....China was a close second with 100 medals. As for Canada, the Canadians are simply insignificant on the world stage.

[@nellux]

Loll well first, when you're going to cross into the US... or back in Canada, it's a good idea that you get everybody in the car readily identifiable and paying attention to the customs' agent... XD

[@TheVdubFire]

Otherwise we may be forced to use this! lol

[@kimberlyhaugan9983]

Gloves. LOL.

[@smashingchap]

How long ago did Montreal Canadians win Stanley Cup ? Must have been like a thousand years ago. All I know the Stanley Cup been won by American teams as long as I can remember....I think the last 20 years at least.

[@team1200]

HAHA lol LMAO, and people sya Canada is cold. That day I stayed at home, then ran to my pool, cause the ground was so hot, and the whole day, I was swimming in my pool. Cant wait till summer

[@M4DDUX]

Really? It gets pretty hot up here from May to late September. Sometimes 90 degrees in the heat of summer.

[@peterze1018]

wow! i cant believe that some ppl have the nerve to get annoyed when canadians poke a little fun at the americans! im a canadian living in the US and we and our country get put down ALL the time. i think every1 needs to calm down and take it as if it were a comment from your sibing, and not a malicious message of "propoganda".

[@IdiotIncorporated]

Bad comedians? that explaines why we have the funniest comedy festivals in the world, canadian comedians are most oftenly considered the funniest in the world, and why people laugh at our jokes.

[@M4DDUX]

True. Interesting as well that most CFL players are from the US.

[@kirant]

I'd also point out the fact that they're talking about Texas A&M, probably the most insane school period. You'll find entire websites dedicated it "aggi" traditions, and only the wierd ones.

[@Oroyamaru]

My friend had her oranges confiscated when she crossed the border with her family. :I

[@markieman999]

Yes we are so nice, that when when you bump into US we apologize to YOU

[@Maxmulham]

I'm goin' to the states tommorow. Last time I went was 11 years ago when I was 5 by plane! This time I'm driving there.

[@Maxmulham]

@G K Alright I guess. Didn't end up buying anything.

[@Maxmulham]

@G K I've never even been to one of those. lol. Worth it?

[@Maxmulham]

@G K Haha. Yeah. Not into either or. Welp, I used to live in Vancouver but now I live in rural Quebec where Covid cases are rampant and I'm pretty much stranded... but like hey, at least I'm still working. You?

[@Maxmulham]

@G K haha. Oh it is crazy. Seems like the Maritimes is the place to be. One day, I'll move back to BC. It was always home for me.

[@somaforcuppas]

ITs TRUE! Im a white Canadian girl but I was refused entry into America cus I had a bollywood(indian movie soundtrack) CD. LOL! n they were like why do u listen to that?I said cus im from BRAMPTON! duh. anyway they interrogated me for 1 1/2 hours and stuck me with the Pakistani refugees.

[@CanadaForce]

No its just that not a lot of Americans make the NHL teams so the Canadians have to fill them up.

[@smashingchap]

Well then who plays for Canadian teams ?

[@jlrondeel]

Canadains also but theres more American teams so it really is Canadian teams because of the Nationality of the players not the city and the American cities have 4:1 odds (30 teams 24 american 6 canadian 24/6 = 4/1)

[@dagoninfinite]

anyone knows if their skit about an ESL polly is on youtube?

[@CanadaForce]

I don't think you understand, the majority of ALL NHL teams are Canadian players.

[@BothtaweeKelly]

That was for mongrelchild. My last comment.

[@JosheyG34]

Americans tore my truck apart at the border, I had nothing

[@dagoninfinite]

will the fact that I like doobie bros save me from the bodily cavity search?

[@severrnijKGU]

what was the name of the show where there were a bunch of astronauts amidst near petty mutiny, one guy felt wronged by the captain and so he and some others sought to sabotage the captain's quarters. they did many things, including what they called the "pieste de la resistance" where the guy cut some of his pubic hair off and placed it right ontop of a new bar of soap. where did that come from?

[@smashingchap]

I know one thing, the Stanley Cup will never be won by a Canadian team again. Do you know why that is ? It's because Canada has lack of support for their NHL hockey teams. Thats why American NHL teams always win the Stanley Cup.

[@jeannshi]

@smashingchap last time i checked, traffic was not one way.

[@smashingchap]

As for the Stanley Cup Trophy...they should rename it the USA cup trophy. Since the USA has won the Stanley Cup every year for the past 15 years...it's clear Canada is no longer capable of winning it back. "ha ha ha ha"

[@CanadaForce]

Really? which ones?

[@sanfordflemming1]

really? must be in the big citys because in my small town the customs are very nice.

[@team1200]

Actually here in Ottawa Canada it gets up to 30-40 degrees celcius witch is around 100 farienheit learn your facts, Its not a snow arctic land 24/7

[@wabdinur]

0:39 :D

[@jlrondeel]

because all the Canadian players play for the US teams

[@smashingchap]

Why can't Canada win the Stanley cup ? "lol"

[@smashingchap]

Considering most talented Canadian hockey players, refuse to play for Canadian teams, is so damn funny.

[@MissRayuu]

Ugh, that high pitch noise in this video makes me want to stop the video but I want to keep watching it! D:

[@generalbullmoose]

They are now, anyhow, coming from Canada. Airports, no big deal. Calais, ME was the worst.

[@smashingchap]

Americans never make fun of Canadians...because we don't even notice you.

[@AsSomedayItMayHappen]

It was a good show in its prime...its gone downhill.

[@smashingchap]

Whats so funny is, Canada can't win Stanley cup. "lol" You may not think that is funny...but I do. Poor Canada, they try so hard every year, but never can win Stanley cup. "lol"

[@elmoflash]

Mike Myers and Jim Carrey, etc...are Canadian. I guess they're dry too. Eh?

[@IanBudgep51]

Don't taze me bro! Zzzzztt!!!!

[@smashingchap]

I don't think you understand talented Canadians get out of Canada as fast as they can.

[@smashingchap]

Its funny the best Canadian players refuse to play for Canadian teams. lol

[@TheGameTripleX]

Someone add the clips on the Liberal and PC skit

[@jackiejackie44]

Yeah, this is a clever, funny skit, but the amount of laughter makes me cringe. Gervais has said he does the opposite of sweetening (increasing laughter) he usually dials it down because you don't need to tell people when to laugh a lot of people laugh for different reasons too.

[@kurtoneal]

I would I would love to go yo Montreal to study French

[@Zyphyr104]

@M4DDUX just pay no attention to the pitiful low life troll

[@CanadaForce]

lol ops I'm a little late,

[@M4DDUX]

Your percentages don't exactly add up.

[@ShaaneSC]

@smashingchap Dont worry we dont want to stay for longer than a week, after that we'll start gaining weight and become stupid.

[@smashingchap]

Why can't Canadian teams win Stanley Cup ?

[@hawgi888]

Canadian teams always got owned bu American teams. apparently

[@magical11]

@smashingchap LOL. You sure? Only an American would turn away customers.

[@smashingchap]

This is a great joke about Canadian women. What is the definition of a well dressed Canadian woman ? Answer : A Canadian women with fiver different flannel shirts. "ha ha ha ha ha"

[@smashingchap]

But Canada can't win Stanley Cup, why is that ?

[@TheVdubFire]

canada>usa

[@straker454]

yeah, i can't count the number of times i was treated like a high fasion model at the US border...assholes. XP

[@LeJisemika]

idk why americans get so upset over somehitng like this...on the simpsons and tones of other shows they made fun of canada...im canadian and i find it so funny when american tv shows makde fun of canada

[@sagi4427]

The US is a place to travel and Canada is a place to live.

[@CanadaForce]

You mean*

[@globalforce]

@IOWNplaysetman True... but lets try to come out of shits like this dignified, for the sake of Americans everywhere, eh?

[@smashingchap]

Thats because most Canadians are too slow and not strong enough to play football.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

@M4DDUX Yeah. Google 'Kelowna, BC'. BURN.

[@azranaqvi110]

😂

[@smashingchap]

Just remember Canada, the USA is you're lord and master. Be thankful we allow you to exist.

[@M4DDUX]

Considering that most players on the American teams are Canadians, this argument is moot.

[@Stephen6131]

What about asking to see the Covid 19 vaccine card!

[@310319447]

with a population that is ten times that of canada, obviously the US would have more medals.. i dont see what ur trying to prove

[@smashingchap]

spikybadger You Canadians have and always will do what the USA want you to do. Canada is really part of the USA...we own you. "lol"

[@davidmarchant9386]

enhlish comedy is far better sorry guyz

[@972someguy]

+David Marchant enhlish is an amazing language

[@davidmarchant9386]

Ronald Mcraygun yes i know its bad lol but hell who cares lol

[@DarExc]

Don't you see how silly it is to think all Americans are bad because a comedy video says they assume all Arabs are bad. You're no better than what you think to be true about Americans. They're our allies and thank God for that!