UGANDA CENSUS 2024 - THE UNTOLD STORY

[@adewalebadmus7679]

All the way from 🇳🇬, discovered this guy on Twitter and since then i have always loved his content especially his accent 😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you 😂😂😂😂

[@katonathanwamala9211]

That's Uganda

[@raskru34113]

Ugandan Accent....

[@fortunetba1422]

Am the first to watch.

[@BarigyeInnocentDevis]

I have been waiting for this Uncle MO. This morning i went online to check for it.

[@jabranoakley]

At home; Everyone is pregnant Enumerator; Has anyone in home ever got pregnant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anitahscorner]

Uncle mo with another Banger! We thank you

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you for tuning in!! 😂

[@pkayondo]

😂😂Uncle Mo, you never disappoint. How I remain expectant you post these clips on a weekly basis

[@ChristineAlamo-bd9qm]

We are flexible

[@agnesnabwire8403]

😂😂😂 This guy is funny 🤣🤣

[@susanabwooli2181]

Very

[@jamilahshamim9176]

I was asked very few questions but i remember telling the enumerator when she was almost done that my kids are all adopted...😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂

[@Mwesigwa_Jemimah.]

5:01 they wanted us to say things like...poor land tenure system...unfavourable government policy..inflation.😂😂😂😂

[@koshababonitah26]

You must really love lawyers 😂😂you mention them in all your videos anyways I am always waiting for your videos 👏👏

[@iamunclemo]

I think I do. 😂😂😂😂

[@rkacwamu]

Please don't use plastics.

[@belindanamutebi-thebrandsl8417]

Unplanned child, unplanned citizen.

[@ruthleesmomz3402]

Just landed and to remind those who refused to be a accounted that me too i wasn't accounted 😂😂😂😂

[@MauriceMiiti]

Have you ever had dreams or spiritual attack, kati census turned out to be counselling 😅😅😅😢😢

[@tracymarion3318]

These government officials and the government itself should subscribe to your account and follow otherwise their losing out on so much knowledge and of course fun

[@denisenabasirye7529]

Hooo ba unplanned kids ate nga unplanned citizens banange banji

[@kenanaomotlhoiwa5458]

The litmus paper would sigh!😂😂😂😂

[@daliacatherinemuzinda8958]

God will say Uganda they tried...byagana buganyi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HANAHAROON19]

I was waiting for mo.😂😂😂😂

[@JnrBonnie]

The litmus paper would sigh 😂😂😂

[@nasirhamid5991]

Us who haven't been counted but hav watched this vid more than once. Let's gather here 😂

[@hellennakatoatuhaire5390]

I'm here

[@SsenkunguBernard]

Present, have missed even the last day😂😂.

[@elvislubega4272]

Stop it rn 😭😭😭

[@KuddizaAmos]

I wasn't counted too

[@kaizerstoryteller3075]

We're here 😅

[@martinagaba7880]

the litmus paper would sigh 😂😂😂

[@michaelmmanzini]

🇿🇦 all the way from SOUTH AFRICA and I love watching this guy. He is super funny 😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@brad_ey]

Same Here! 😂🤣

[@gofaonembojane3050]

I am with you from BW 🇧🇼

[@Dadaposse]

Same here bro Capetown is logged in

[@PHILLEBRON-bh7mp]

Thanks for love @iam uncle mo guys 🎉

[@kakoozabrian9674]

“Does the father of the kids sleep here” really?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iamunclemo]

That was very unnecessary 😂😂

[@philbertmusicafrica3860]

😂😂sirikusonyiwa uncle🤣

[@Godgracious91]

😂😂😂😂

[@amilyakarienah4295]

😂😂😂

[@GeniusAlfred]

As if the IPad was a DNA Testing Kit

[@davidkiwalabye4912]

Someone has signs of marriage but doesn't have the symptoms 😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

We are many😂

[@nicelilian2569]

And the litmus paper will never turn blue black😅😅😂😂😂

[@julienakiyimbakikonyogo8585]

Never😂😂😂

[@murungigracious8269]

Never ​@@nicelilian2569

[@khatoonjumajalalkhan.2741]

Sector? In Uganda? H.e.r.e in Uganda we are flexible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chelseanewslive]

From Nigeria I love to watch this guy 😂😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@susannamuli2756]

Come Visit Uganda. It's the best place in Africa ....weather and organic fruits. You will love it...😊

[@arindachristone9731]

They asked my neighbor whether she had ever gotten pregnant before and she looked at me 😂😂😂. Still thinking

[@faithmubeezi3919]

Hahaha. Hehehehe. 😂😂.

[@KikoolaAlex]

Hahahaha what did you do bwana!!

[@mercyasiima6966]

😂

[@asiimwemukama]

Congratulations

[@MuhesiEdward-nf6nk]

I have waited for the enumerator in vain, Now I just have to accept that am an unplanned citizen 😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ruudnlx]

😂😂😂😂

[@akirorhopeopio]

The consistency in not being planned😅😂😂😂

[@Irenelasu]

It’s not just in Uganda but every where in Africa bro. We are flexible when it comes to work😂 « A farmer who is a lawyer and sells bags but has a WhatsApp business account that sells hair but is an MC too😅😅😅 » Story of our lives👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@iamjayjay983]

The litmus paper would sigh

[@ashabela.malinga46]

Cesus guy : have you ever spent days with out food ? Woman:ki kyotalaba, tombuza, tunula ojuzemu 😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂

[@beckykika3195]

😂

[@barbiepinky5633]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NassimAkampa]

😂btw this is not a joke

[@murungigracious8269]

​@beck😂ykika3195

[@omaraalfredjoe7829]

Go behind the vehicle and continue 😂😂why do they have to tell you to stop😅 Nice one uncle

[@correntkatcorrentinfo6644]

I love uncle Mo's humor! Shout out from Joburg, ZA.

[@iamunclemo]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@faithamaro5134]

And just like that, the enumerators with their BSc in Counting ended up catching stray bullets 🤣🤣🤣 Fantastic delivery as always, Uncle Mo!

[@niwenshutialine8307]

I am not even Ugandan, but this had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

[@muhiirwalynette]

The truth in the statement "Ask the neighbors. They know 😂😂"

[@shamiimnamwase3114]

For sure my neighbour has all the data about me that I don't even know😂😂

[@BirungiRosemary-pv7up]

Indeed they know

[@DLM6299]

In Uganda, we are flexible 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ecwerudavid9295]

I wonder what Lawyers did to Uncle Mo! 😂😂 We accountants are still safe🤪

[@namugerwashamim1159]

Do you have a job, No, Then do you save in the bank.....saving what?....Miracles that no de tire Jesus

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂

[@NzyabakeMonica]

😂😂😂

[@ePointScribes]

Uganda lives on the Mercies of God

[@judithamuge1161]

I was asked if I have a tv I said no , the enumerator said what !!

[@malitiemmanuel1321]

😂😂😂, wth

[@AngelKabatesi]

😂😂😂😂

[@julienakiyimbakikonyogo8585]

From unplanned child to unplanned citizen😭😭the struggle continues💪💪

[@mosesdanmaxbateganya873]

unplanned kid to an unplanned citizen to living in an unplanned country

[@BirungiRosemary-pv7up]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MenasehJoy-xs3uv]

Unplanned kids

[@chukwuemekaumezurike9658]

Nigerian 🇳🇬 in the UK, discovered ur page on tik tok and av been hooked 😁. Might visit Uganda soon and hopefully see you live.

[@iamunclemo]

So much love to you🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mariatheresa2755]

U r most welcomooooo

[@susannamuli2756]

It's the best country you will ever visit in Africa...beast weather with best organic fruits.

[@bonanjohn9614]

😀😀😀. All children belong to God, period! That reminder should be put in the constitution ssebo. We really need such a comprehensive census in Kenya.

[@iamunclemo]

This children issue should be closed once and for all 😂😂😂😂

[@bradodilo7569]

"Someone has signs of marriage but they don't have the symptoms..."🤣🤣🤣 This guy

[@kalanzideo5713]

But he's 100% correct

[@hellengrace9168]

Crazy lad just

[@xaltech5624]

I'm an enumerator, I've been waiting for this video for so long😂😂😂

[@Zaharah-i7q]

It hasn't been easy eh😂😂😂if at all u find a household with a member who worked in the previous census🤦🏾😂guy told me I was wasting time

[@KuddizaAmos]

Did you do Bsc. Counting munange

[@asiimweboaz6951]

My neighbour was asked that " have u ever thought of committing suide" and he was like your question seem to intend to kill me before i commit suide😂😂😂😂😂

[@hellendiale]

Normalise asking them "what about yourself?"

[@clairedelta3632]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mariigold-mu1eo]

Wathing you from US❤❤You're the best.

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you!!!!😀

[@ssentsrajab3856]

Unplanned citizen yet I'm an Unplanned child😢

[@estherkakwanzi712]

But I want to see that producer some day.😂😂😂😂😂🫶🏽 Great work Uncle Mo as Always.🔥🙏

[@michaellusenge3861]

😂😂

[@smcgilli34]

Yet another excellent video where I learn more about Uganda and laugh at the same time. I can’t wait to get out there this summer!

[@gorretkajumba4807]

Hope you meet Uncle Mo when you trave😂l. He's a pearl in helping us realize that our individual woes aren't personal after all.

[@smcgilli34]

@@gorretkajumba4807 if you see a big white guy in his videos later on...that might be me! 😜

[@tumuhairweboreen6070]

Do you see some things others can't see? Uncle Mo you forgot the question on witchcraft🤣🤣🤣

[@kiraboharriet9300]

A farmer who is a lawyer, has online business ate ayogera ne ku mikolo 😂😂😂😂. Indeed Ugandans hv tried

[@kengonzitracella509]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aishaluckie8721]

We are flexible 😅😅😅

[@afrowordsmith1]

I am that lawyer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KuddizaAmos]

And sells human hair

[@MauriceMiiti]

Oyo Uncle Mark😂😂😂😂

[@everistochikengezha8062]

All the way from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 You deserve your flowers fam 💐👏🏾😁

[@iamunclemo]

So much love right back!!

[@MwanaWevhu]

Same

[@jimmycreations]

“Unplanned citizen” got me😂😂😂😂

[@NakatoHajarah-u4i]

That part where God will say,"Uganda tried,things just didn't work out 😂"

[@mugishamahad1374]

“It’s not even complicated, it’s mysterious “😂😂😂

[@emmanuelayompe926]

Give that producer a Grammy. For keeping uncle Mo in line. 😂😂😂

[@luletib]

Fe ba "unplanned citizens" tugoyinge wa banange 😅😂🤭 🙌🏽

[@mirembebrendah2641]

😂😂😂😂mwe abalina okunonya Amin 😂😂😂😂next destination voting line omuntu afune anamubaala

[@kyambadderonald3192]

the litmus paper would sigh!!!😅

[@nankundapamela7295]

My enumerator asked me only 4 questions, age , name , marital status and Level of education 😂 makes me wonder what she filled for the rest of the questions 😂

[@gorretkajumba4807]

😅she respected you

[@kakoozabrian9674]

We’re flexible n you had to slide in the “human hair” 🙌🏾

[@iamunclemo]

Always 😂😂😂😂

[@victorawam5617]

Hailing you from Nigeria. I like how you are original with your accent.

[@iamunclemo]

❤️❤️❤️

[@nyamwizahadassah6617]

😂😂😂 they asked mum whether she has ever been pregnant after recording 8 biological children. And I wondered what kind of nonsense is that. I actually told them no, she just coughed us😅😅😅

[@faithmubeezi3919]

Naye women have biological children but have never been pregnant🤗

[@arindachristone9731]

They were asking where you have animals at home Bt they never asked about overpriced animals like dogs

[@flowerpotmadrine88]

Enumerator: Level of education!?? Me:Phd Enumerator: Do you know how to read and write!?? 😂😂😂 This census!

[@espadek]

Definition of full time job is, "Living in Uganda".

[@powelelyasbeatz2909]

I knew some things wasn't real how can my TV and shoe be connected to the number of people in 🇺🇬😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theomagamer4201]

You'll find a farmer who is a lawyer that sells bags and has a whatsapp business that sells human hair 😂😂😂😂 this is too much

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂

[@mariatheresa2755]

Unclemo and human hair are enemies and hes right. Imagine putting on human hair!

[@najashsyda8374]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cuthbertdavis2766]

They counted every house on our lane except ours😂. They must have asked our neighbors 😭😂

[@iamunclemo]

Now you know 😂😂😂

[@rachelalweny-ni9ls]

The dogs chased them😅

[@angellanamanda2446]

😂😂For occupation ....kuyiliba is the answer for Ugandans

[@sseruggasamuel874]

The moment u mentioned "ex" i knew violence has officially started 😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@muyodistella]

😂😅 I love ur content, always realistical to today life.😂

[@eutuben9937]

At this point I must say Uncle mo is the most interesting Ugandan 😂😂

[@ocenfortunate7930]

just went home and found out they already count people except the us

[@asiimwemukama]

Unplanned family

[@minahnakalanzi5203]

😂 “the litmus paper will sigh”

[@kennedymwale5772]

Oh my this was hilarious I laughed throughout 🤣 😂 😆 the singing of ALMOST DOSENT COUNT!" was the candle on the cake..In Zambia the census questions were equally ridiculous 🙄 😒 😂,sometimes you tend to wonder who sat and prepared the questions but yet again who approved such questions and thought it was okay 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@iamunclemo]

Right 😂😂😂😂

[@toppiew1]

I had gone out when the census guy asked my husband whispering if he has any other children outside this home,bambi he was trying to be emotionally intelligent 😂

[@iamunclemo]

Oh wooooow😂😂😂

[@hebronug]

Unplanned citizen 😅😅😅 beautiful

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂

[@luckyimmy]

mo I thought you bought a new cup

[@susanabwooli2181]

Mbu okay, u look at me, which level of education is this?😂😂😂😂😂

[@NaomiAinembabazi]

Why uncle mo doesn't want any peace😢🥺 he wants only problems

[@iamunclemo]

Only!

[@Martin-Kalema]

Ask the neighbours 😂

[@jimmycreations]

I laugh at the first 30 seconds of the video….uncle mo you’re the man of all seasons

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you 🙏🏿😀😀

[@cembobo]

@@iamunclemo Tusabayo ku Part 2 uncle

[@joyameri9995]

😂😂😂we have bsc in counting

[@NakaNuru-gv6yb]

In Uganda tuli bayiribi with no jobs yet we rent, eat n go out

[@griffin3508]

our census was different from mine i got almost a fraction of those questions...lol

[@PraiseKyomukama]

Unplanned child, unplanned citizen 🤣

[@namugerwashamim1159]

Mbu are those children all for the same father....my neighbour was like .....kuliko afanana kitawo?.....

[@gorretkajumba4807]

😅.

[@naavaaisha9823]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bach9474]

😂😂😂

[@brunonicholas2111]

Which level of education is this? Do I help you plan anything? You can't even plan to rob me...😂😂😂😅

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂

[@mbogobiosepticsandplumbing8872]

From unplanned kid to unplanned citizen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂

[@caty863]

You were spot on about asking the neighbors. They really do know everything...and are happy to tell.

[@InspireMonkey]

Ask the neighbours

[@iamunclemo]

Standard procedure 😂

[@thenerdnextdoor24]

the part they didn't consider other 40 gender part offed me😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

Very uninclusive 😂😂😂

[@agwangjuliet9624]

People who are just coming in, please be careful because I have just mopped here 😂😂😂

[@Mariigold-mu1eo]

😂😂❤

[@HustleLife-iq5ws]

Finding a kadama ain't hard

[@Mariigold-mu1eo]

@@HustleLife-iq5ws whaaat you watch KDramas too I have watched at least 60 or more lol

[@trendspromax]

​@@HustleLife-iq5wsbemulisaaa 😂😂😂 They bring their tiktok mentality Out of no where someone says mbu "am the first guys like ma comment" 😂😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂

[@stephenogege4010]

A farmer who is a lawyer that sells bags, who has a whatsapp business that sells human hair😂😂😂then the finisher BSc Counting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂

[@irynpatience]

That pain when your marital status is mysterious even to you

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂

[@charityibiara8577]

😂😂😂😂my enumerator frnd told me she had to whisper to a girl who was denying her man if she has a kid and the man is like waneganye nga siriwo nga they have not counted us 😂😂😂😂. Then one household all the four kids I hear were for the woman because when asked ono ye taata wa baana and the woman is like aaaa Ono siyabazaala tubera feena 💃🏽😂😂and the man’s face was frowning bambi enumerators 😂😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BenjaminVamp2o5]

Watching from malawi🇲🇼🇲🇼 uncle Mo😂😂

[@iamunclemo]

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️