DIRECTOR OF SECURITY AND THE BROLLY SNATCHERS (CLEAN)

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The term "criminal damage" refers to the act of intentionally causing damage or destruction to someone else's property, which is considered a criminal offense in many jurisdictions. When it comes to umbrellas specifically, if someone intentionally damages or destroys another person's umbrella without their permission, it can be considered an act of criminal damage.
Criminal damage to an umbrella may involve actions such as tearing the fabric, breaking the ribs or spokes, cutting the canopy, or otherwise rendering the umbrella unusable. The severity of the offense and the potential legal consequences would depend on the jurisdiction and the value of the damaged umbrella.
If you are a victim of criminal damage to your umbrella, it is advisable to report the incident to the relevant authorities and provide any evidence or information you have about the person responsible. They can assist in pursuing legal action, if appropriate, to seek compensation or hold the offender accountable for their actions.
"Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

[@StraightOuttaUrbex]

all those idiots who dial 999 need to be charged with wasting time

[@888ssss]

the police need to tell them straight when they call, other its the police wasting our taxes.

[@beds139]

It’s like a mass hysteria took over these people with not one person suggesting that if they all went inside you would go away.🤪

[@stuartb4525]

​@@beds139That's a novel idea 😂😂😂. The longer they stand there slabbering bs, the longer they will be filmed.

[@charliemctruth]

" I have crossed no barriers, I have opened no gates and I have climbed no fences". These are words that will echo through time !

[@mannymac6678]

And section 33 of the criminal justice act 1972.

[@jamieclarke9831]

Love the blog keep up the good work against these tyrants.

[@englishbreakfast82]

Get back to work is such a classic line. It really gets most people's backs up instantly. It works so well with your accent. It just rolls off the tounge effortlessly. Brilliant 👌

[@twodogsfucking6321]

THE ORIGINAL BUSTER GONADS .

[@ArthurDentsTowel]

He's not the head of security, He's the security *Director* !! 🤣oh boy 💪🔥

[@888ssss]

hee hee

[@boztec7187]

He's a very naughty boy. 🤣

[@Floyd1138]

' How dare you film people ' as she is filming people LOLOLOL crazy woman

[@Paulusthewoodgnome515]

fair play you’re a right wind up merchant 😂

[@leonardjump7629]

I have never laughed as much, thanks

[@Davidlouis3]

Pure class they’re all flapping like mad 😂😂 love the wind ups 😂😂

[@angelcreator7393]

I love this 'How dare you refuse answer a single question' simple answer to that... Freedom of speech and having the right to remain silent. Didn't realize you visited North Korea for an audit 😂😂

[@JackMcLeodJr]

One of the best vids ever this one, just when you think the snowflakery has peaked another character enters and takes it to a new level 🤣 that Loco woman looking like a paranoid tweaker as she dashed towards Mark with her phone held up as if it were garlic to a vampire, and then man bun having a meltdown in his van. Absolute carnage.

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Mark has a habit of being able to find plonkers with man buns at ease.

[@MomentsOfZen88]

The "COME ON WALKIEESSSSSSSS" at 20.10 had me in stitches, soo funny haha 😂

[@camrs125]

Are you on grinder?…I’m rolling with laughter here 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@rsaremagic]

The best by a country mile. Gagging for thr new episodes every day.

[@cr0ckett]

Consider yourself excused 😂

[@Thepalpatineboys77]

That’s my favourite video you’ve ever done, thanks for brightening up my Wednesday ❤😂😂😂👍

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

So glad!

[@GiBMan70]

Same here. Funniest cast of characters, actions and words yet!

[@musclecha007]

Man with a Pink shirt 👚 with his hands on his hips 😂😂😂😂

[@joshlevy3480]

Could be suggestive of something!!! Cheers!!!

[@Illicitvirtue]

This one is one of the best 😂😂😂

[@julianstafford7071]

That umbrella is a stroke of genius. I'll buy you a new one. 🙂

[@joshlevy3480]

The pink suggestive shirt man forgot to attend the 'deescalation' seminars!!!

[@stevenmclucas1894]

Mark, you should visit these premises with a big rucksack, will make them think you're coming to rob the place and/or break into cars😂

[@raybell7696]

Those women are dangerous liars. Or is the security guy telling lies, someone is.If I had any business with this mob,I would not believe a word they say.

[@m4rcmineh]

Did you see the guy pure raging 😂😂😂 his face started twitching what a bully boy

[@user-ub4pl6tz2e]

Traffic warden 😂😂😂😂 Mark so funny always 😂❤ Comedy gold classic ❤

[@user-qr4ff9sc1o]

Snowflake, paranoid nation is what's happening here. Keep up the good work. Love your channel.

[@888ssss]

the number one freedom buster in the UK !!

[@AD-53]

All his demands and then he detained you wait here until the cops come Unbelievable because he wants answers what an entitled goblin then the other one 😂😂😂 are you videoing me

[@Itsjaydar]

"get some hearing aids then!" 😂😂😂😂

[@beds139]

An all time classic😅😅😅😅

[@peterjol]

I always wonder if when they see the vids they realise THEY are the ones who behave ridiculous.

[@Dba8er]

Hahaha His top lip quivering from 3:10.

[@LeeWinson-ql7qv]

The lady with purple top is classic swat, an has a teacher way about her, maybe thinks mark is one her students 🙉🥜😂🤣

[@englishbreakfast82]

I'm surprised he didn't say it's not pink it's salmon hehe😂

[@jsw0891]

I am assuming Mark used to be in the Army? The way he says get back to work he sounds like a Sargent.

[@KM71377]

Postman pat , postman pat pooped his pants early in the morning ….

[@greigallan5845]

Brilliant wind up marathon Mark. Some right fannies on display.

[@harold6863]

Wet staff, wouldn’t get away with it at my place of work 🤣

[@user-ru5yy7bw9k]

I've got to stand right next to you as im hard of hearing. A ...😂

[@gitmoholliday5764]

UKMTT would be a good one working at HR of any Multinational Company, very good observational and communication skills 🤓

[@stevenmclucas1894]

Pink shirt = Definitely on GRINDR 😂

[@leonardjump7629]

It's not nazi Germany......

[@Davidlouis3]

So many fkn jobs worths in these places

[@lje7718]

Mark, pls re visit this place 😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Been back 👌👌👌

[@lje7718]

Love this one 😂😂😂

[@boldings14]

i've got to say i have midsommer murders on tv (which i love) but you are so addictive keep it up

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@dutchdronedimension6703]

Google Earth (with zoom options) Google Maps (with zoom options) EasyJet (they recording their whole flights since june 2020) Google Street View (with zoom options) hundred cars with a dash cam recording them every day

[@abizeusuk]

This is a re-upload Mark, seen this before !!!

[@gillianmarr73]

Arent they all reloads? Is he actually operating anymore with new stuff? Information (like DJ audit does) would be helpful!

[@James-sx7dw]

Love when you say go back to work boy 😂😂

[@paulbennett1860]

The guy in the grey jumper is a walking corpse, personality bypass

[@Kal-el2016]

What the hell was in the water over that place….everyone was mental 😂

[@Superior208]

LOL phone the police he did not answer a question that must be illegal..

[@SuperBC10]

Postman needs sacking.

[@Chriss2370]

Nice Fife stone wall there 👍

[@maccamack419]

First time viewer. Just got up off the floor from laughing so hard! “Get your arses back to work”!

[@dianelukeman526]

Pink shirt has no authority DIRECTOR😅😅😅

[@totolondon]

Very entertaining amazing boss

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

Never trust a woman who dresses to imitate a wasp . how dare she peep under your brolly . looked like she was upskirting .

[@carl4140]

Mr pink shirt is outer his depth

[@nightskyremedies]

oh ffs i hate it when people make a comment like im worried about your behaviour just for doing something like recording omg

[@user-gz5dg7rl5e]

Excellent trolling. Back to work with the lot of them.

[@James-sx7dw]

Grey jumper lad looks like fungus the bogeyman

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@resist.]

Oh dear! What an absolutely sinister outfit.

[@GiBMan70]

Fantastic video 😂

[@balmatian]

Hilarious

[@peteryyz43]

I had no idea that Man U boss, Erik ten Hag, was moonlighting as a director of security.

[@dianelukeman526]

Are you alright , can we help you , are you alright , can we help 😅😅

[@dannydan7185]

Good morning my man 👍👍

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Morning!

[@SuperBC10]

My suggestion is this - every time we see a business acting bad, do a google search and leave them an appropriate review with a link to the video. Also do the same if they act appropriately. This will serve as a way of getting more and more members of the paying public a good opportunity to judge for themselves the company’s staff performance. It will also reach an even wider audience than would otherwise.

[@axelgs11]

Bet that security guy could walk on water with feet that big

[@Rocco69Siffredi]

Someday all this will go wrong Mark ,dont go so far with the people, 3 vs 1 and if them all 3 blow fuse,you are in really fkn trouble…it is so !!! Stay Safe Mark

[@randellbigr1960]

Rocco69 ...... Don't worry for mark ...... i first met mark in the roughest boxing gym in the slums .... Would need to be way more than 3 guys to blow a fuse to show any concern to mark

[@JaneBlack-gk8wz]

❤❤❤ one of the bravest men on u tube❤

[@magnuscash6343]

Buhu buhu he is rude im calling the police 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great work as usual

[@jamesrawson6659]

Hed before loved it and the same again Mark Love it Comedy Gold

[@paulbrew7022]

The women in pink looks like a mug must be the tea lady!

[@connect4glyn]

I remember this funny video .

[@Lac4ever]

Man from royal mail is on his phone while in control of his vehicle

[@paulbrew7022]

The postman sounds rather thick!

[@jonneyuk7486]

Your right mark, it’s the comedy club and the clowns are now in the ring.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@cadizsummers3078]

Loco masculine, Loca feminine 👍 rock on Mark👍

[@Thepalpatineboys77]

That umbrella 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Is no longer

[@James-sx7dw]

They were the worst company so far, that woman was crazy 😂 she should be in hospital

[@englishbreakfast82]

You are only acting within your boundaries in regards to publicly accessible premises and land. As you clearly state many times if no signage is visible then you are doing nothing wrong.

[@haydoncooper3744]

Oooooooh! He’s a Director Wow! That makes him REALLY important and he’s a bloody liar.He is hard of hearing my arse.

[@ryanwilson368]

‘He’s filming people with a camera’ how else would he be filming people ya big woman

[@joolz1063]

Are you on grinder ? Waaaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣I'm trying to paint my nails 💅💅Peeeeeeeing myself laughing 🥰🥰

[@haydoncooper3744]

If this guy is trained in de escalation then I’d love to know who trained him as they should be struck off.

[@KurtStz]

Little Pete Gabriel 😂😂😂

[@auditingzee]

"You're filming an umbrella" 🤣

[@marcusphoenix5970]

We are an industry-leading civil engineering business. We help improve neighbourhoods and communities across the UK, by building infrastructure that transforms our environment. We protect future generations from the threat of climate change and rising sea levels, enabling communities to flourish. We expand and install new technology to our wastewater networks to help clean up our rivers and bathing waters. We develop port infrastructure to better connect our world. We help the move towards a zero-carbon and energy-secure future by connecting new offshore wind farms to the national grid. Our talented and diverse workforce use their imagination, creativity and ‘can-do’ attitude to overcome complex engineering challenges and deliver projects with certainty. Volkerstevin

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Well said my friend Mr pink shirt had the opportunity to say that but instead he made company look bad, all off his own back I'm guessing

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

BTW your employee still owes me for the umbrella he broke

[@marcusphoenix5970]

They were miserable humans

[@atinoftartanpaint]

The postie who needed a tissue for his issue. Keep up the good work 👍

[@lucidmoment71]

I don't wish to sound stereotypical and perhaps a tad racist but, were you wearing a kilt? I swear that crazy woman was trying to upskirt you.

[@SuperBC10]

Director of Security? No way! Who the absolute f*** do these individuals think they are? Deluded beyond belief.

[@jackbrown4130]

Good work

[@stebul7996]

God absolute class!! 😂😂❤

[@theunvaccinator]

look at that criminal damage haha u craic me up

[@stuart6594]

great video such a laugh. They obviously hated getting battered by a working class lad. Keep winding them up!

[@MJ88Owl]

Oh my, that postie 🙄 he’s been licking too many stamps

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Or not enough🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenmclucas1894]

The postman that doesn't know the Postcode 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aarongorton1984]

SECURITY TOTAL I DI OTS LIKE THERE ENTITLED TO ANSWERS AND DONT KNOW THE LAWS

[@paulbrew7022]

The woman in white getting involved in things above her pay grade!

[@darlingdelights823]

Tell you what would be good at the end of the video get 2 of your mates arrive in white overalls take you away in van saying your going home that be class act 🎬 see their's face's after that

[@MrDaz89]

Is this UK Gold,why are we getting re runs ?

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

5PM VIDEO AS NORMAL AND ANY REUPLOADS MIDDAY

[@MrDaz89]

@@ukmeetthetyrants nice 👌🏼

[@jimwatson6833]

​@ukmeetthetyrants get in... hope we get the one thT disappeared yesterday was it taken down by utube

[@dwcoolit]

I have to say..I stopped watching your vids years ago when you first started, because they weren't very good...However, either I've mellowed or you've developed into a bit of a superstar. Well Played, and Thank you for your service !!

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Welcome back!

[@kevinsartorius4028]

​@@ukmeetthetyrants re-upload the marstons brewery one