MAN BUN AND CREW (PART 1)

[@frankcarew239]

Screaming skull with George Formby feminine voice is a fantastic example of PR

[@benji.B-side]

'Screaming skull' hahaha Class. I would want to slot a coin in between the gap in his teeth, to start him off again. 😄

[@technojoe4079]

He is a ringer for Formby actually. He has the teeth and the voice.

[@robertwright7937]

"When I'm cleanin windows!"😄

[@tonybaloney4195]

Turned out nice again

[@bassheid]

😂

[@uws5604]

You say the manager was aggressive but he was the only reason you didn't get a genuine pasting 6:20

[@awolwakefieldyorkshire]

We're laughing at the way he walks 🤣😂🤣

[@gray41]

How many times did they ask you leave site though

[@jonwardle8822]

Did they ask or did they tell....that is surely the question

[@willeymunda]

You gotta love the beach balls under his arms when he walks

[@PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith]

Pissing myself when he walks away like he has a beer keg under each arm.. embarrassing..

[@robertwright7937]

I thought he was carrying two rolls of invisible carpet...

[@strakermidwich9679]

Coulda got a barrel between them teeth too

[@andyallen1651]

IT’s George Formby’s new single. “ Off Sight “ 😅

[@schwantzrossi1266]

tatoo man with teeth like a vandalised graveyard kicked off in another audit in the past didnt he?? ive seen him before....

[@GaryS-z2e]

The manager could have carried 2 rolls of carpet under his arms the way he walked.

[@paulbrew7022]

While being bumed

[@ChocolateTampon]

24:40 The matchstick walking like a bodybuilder 💪

[@stevenmous-gw6xh]

Am I the only one thinking revisit with your drone?

[@humourless682]

Why are all the videos 2 or more years old?

[@clint9027]

My man he got the best of you in every way! Never thought I would see the day. 😢

[@A2Z1Two3]

You have not seen part 2 yet

[@timgeorge1009]

Think this one needs a mass audit Great content man

[@LetsTravelThroughTime]

I swear this guy has me in stitches. Especially his video titles 😂😂😂 "Alien Security"..... "One and a half men" ... pahahaha, he's so antagonistic and it's so entertaining!!!!

[@colinpryor4290]

Plus a drone.

[@MrPyadster]

well done site manager handled that brilliant

[@aimee877]

You must be the manager 🤣

[@scottmcgilvray6404]

Typical manager who has not had proper training on how to deal with Members of the public or how to be a manager.

[@regkray]

Love this shit. It's like someone made Rab C. Nesbitt a playable character in Call of Duty.

[@yolandakhan]

😂😂😂

[@schwantzrossi1266]

thats very funny!

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

😂😂

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

6:26 - 'JARDEN! JARDEN!' - maybe he's trying to say Jordan? Either way, that name plus a man bun tells us all we need to know about this scrote. And just think, he was named after a PAIR OF TRAINERS.

[@leetori1]

That walk says he’s taken a few up the trumper!!

[@tellitasyouseeit7555]

It was just a matter of time that you would be assaulted. Abusive behaviour and swearing at the haulage manager and others after he has asked you multiple times to leave their site can only end up one way. It's a long time in coming.

[@booshting3520]

Occupational hazard

[@jamesburton5166]

The way that skinny guy in black walks 😂😂😂

[@johnnymonge8987]

A cheap firetrap shirt and calls himself management.

[@christopherchristos7275]

Not really a gauge of someone's position at a site.

[@deepfiix]

By the way that tattoo guy was walking I would say he's been pegged by the rest of the gang

[@bryandavisent5621]

might be why it's voice is so high?

[@Angel-Adramelech]

Watching that manager strut about like a frustrated turkey on heat, in front of his bunch of mongrels, was very entertaining. 🤣🤣🤣Great stuff, I like the way you refuse to be intimidated. When's part 2 on it's way 😇

[@colinpryor4290]

5:37 - I could smell his bad breath and BO from all the way here in Scotland..

[@BeyondtheIights]

You can literally hear the air breeze between his teeth when he talks

[@dean6816]

Doorman??? bet it was a gay bar or student bar??!!

[@eyemachunt1st]

Can’t believe that small guy shoved you all the way to there. Why didn’t you defend yourself like you kept saying you would. Big Dave was just enjoying himself. Cringe worthy viewing.

[@tonywhitcombe8357]

​@@daytona1212and you obviously have not seen the videos where he DID defend himself , are u misrepresenting him for your own boot licking experience

[@eyemachunt1st]

I have seen one where he defended himself against a security guy. I’ve watched a lot more where he just keeps saying it. How many videos have you seen where he actually defends himself. I used to like the videos at first, then I thought hold on, normal people don’t behave like this. He just gets right in their faces and he will one day get floored good and proper. He still called for men in uniforms to protect him Lol

[@Security2U]

😂😂😂 a bouncer in a playschool I'd say and even at that he was out of his depth

[@stwb579]

Surely his HPH superiors cannot accept unacceptable behaviour like this.

[@marklatimer7333]

Promote that man!

[@GrahamHazlehurst]

When I'm cleaning windows 😂

[@darrenmoore2401]

What's the reason you picked this company what's the update.

[@jasonsmith4888]

14:52 There was an HPH phone number on the gate, hope no one calls them and winds Jordan up

[@DjNikGnashers]

If mr look-at-my-tattoos-everyone puffed his chest out any further he could be mistaken for a budgie. All mouth and no trousers.

[@laurenced2916]

Long hair on men is acceptable but putting it in a pony tail or a bun is not

[@dean6816]

Probably part of 🌈that lot!

[@paulstannard3994]

@@dean6816homophobia at its best

[@LetsTravelThroughTime]

​@@paulstannard3994nah, I got some better homophobia brother. 😂

[@dean6816]

@@LetsTravelThroughTime he's a total hypocrite! He posts sexist comments on other videos!

[@paulstannard3994]

@@LetsTravelThroughTime 😉

[@UKvet246]

So you go onto someones site and don't go to reception and then expect no confrontation

[@jonwardle8822]

There's confrontation and then there's aggression. Some people need to wind there necks in an learn the difference.

[@schmatever]

Can you provide their google maps address for reviews please?

[@thundercatsaga6136]

Like something from deliverance lol

[@Wotsinyourbag3]

I think he wants you “off site” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kristieleo1982]

Yep he made that clear, hahaha!

[@dragonborn7905]

And he got what he wanted... the auditor left the site with some assistance

[@sheppertonstudios8253]

#1 Auditor, hands down.

[@martinjeffery3590]

MASS AUDIT NEEDED

[@SpitfireCallum]

YES PLEASE

[@Asclepius445]

Why would a mass audit be needed?

[@martinjeffery3590]

@@Asclepius445 Why not ?

[@Ryan-uh9le]

​@@martinjeffery3590 what? Explain yourself?

[@neilbethell2299]

Cctv in the tree was filming everything, brilliant video as usual.

[@robertwright7937]

That guy with the goalpost teeth....he's just reminded me, I need somewhere to park my bike.... Edit : On the doors....🤣🤣🤣

[@peakyblinder777]

That "off site" x1000,000 fella acting all tough but sounds like George Formby on HRT 😅

[@jake15470]

I wonder why he aint a bouncer anymore guys 🤣

[@TheDaftApple]

He couldn't bounce a fucking ball

[@vintagerecordambassadeur4098]

You got removed forcibly with ease. Beginning to question my subscription

[@jackdonnelly4166]

Why you subscribed to this instigator 😂 glad he got a pasting

[@RumWilliam]

Mark is an old boy I he was 30 years younger then he would have a chance clearly he’s not there for a fight.

[@Rg2023Rg]

I love these videos but don’t see why you have to throw personal insults regarding people’s job/clothes/looks just uncalled for and basically bullying you’re going to the sites and giving abuse this is why DJ audits are the best in the game

[@gitmoholliday5764]

Question : if a company uses CCTV and that also captures footage from a PUBLIC area.. are people on that public road allowed entrance to request that footage ( not by Email or Phone etc. ) but in person to knock on the door and request access to that footage.. if they don't like that they should make sure their CCTV doesn't pick up ( spy on ) public property.

[@LewisHamilton-de8pf]

Yes you can its called a freedom of information act companies are required to do this or face a hefty fine

[@gitmoholliday5764]

@@LewisHamilton-de8pf I know.. but I meant are you allowed to enter that company to request the footage even if there are signs like "no visitors" etc.. do you need to contact them by phone or Email for that ?? ( IMHO if they use CCTV a person must be allowed to contact them personally nevermind signs at the gate. ).. of course if MOD sites use CCTV there should be by-laws, but that would be different from a 2bit transport company.

[@LewisHamilton-de8pf]

@@gitmoholliday5764 I think you need to phone or email them if they don't reply then get it in writing if ignored still you can use the steps in the law to force a response. If they refuse its fine time

[@barrieshepherd7694]

Not usually - you need to make a Subject Access Request, in writing, to whoever is their information / datacontroller. They have a number of days to provide that data and can request a fee of £10 I think.

[@LR69511]

HPH such a professional outfit. A door man operating as a site manger ? He walks like he's been bent over to get the job.

[@darnx2169]

jesus that guy was strutting like his boyfriend was watching

[@iancampbell6538]

Bugs bunny became a manager 😂

[@ajcrossley3730]

Poor Dave getting caught up in this 😂

[@DreamClean]

he's going to be called as a witness

[@narniebone1332]

Loved Dave he just like an old Labrador looked a nice guy

[@alexpettiford]

To be fair, he dealt with you haha.

[@poxeh]

Why is the Andrew Tate wannabe walking like he’s got a 54 inch chest? 😂😂

[@del1830]

Subscribers mounting up Mark 😊 Well done you 😊

[@chefingitup89]

Cannae wait the see these wee fannies in part 2😂

[@icannaethinkofwan1577]

Tattoo guy's voice is camp as can be.

[@noka79]

big charlie would have kicked him 😂😂

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Almost inevitable that at some stage you will be confronted by a "Plethoraa Of Imbeciles"!! But you clearly had nothing to worry about when it came to there "Vacuous" Threats"!! Well done Mark!! Respect to you as "Always"!!!

[@photoplanet]

Continued presence after being asked to leave constitutes trespass.

[@jonwardle8822]

Which is still a civil matter....

[@alexanderwilson6110]

Can't wait till this weapon gets what is coming to him.

[@ozyo2701]

Looks like you met Your match here

[@Robolaralobarar]

He been on the doors ? 🚪 😂😭😭😭 toilet doors 🚪 😭😭😭😭

[@OP-rp8ws]

21:55 that walk says enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vedelcarby773]

Looks like you meet your match

[@Scarfy100-m7s]

Where was he a doorman Charlie chalks 😂

[@Wiganparadiddle115]

Mothercare more like.😂

[@AJ_1199]

You could put a £2 coin through his teeth.

[@fred-br1qq]

widthways

[@Wiganparadiddle115]

@@fred-br1qq you beat me to it😂

[@Thoth-of-Atlantis]

I know a scaffolders yard that would love a visit if your up for it

[@TheDaftApple]

He looks like Sid from Ice age

[@ScottMcculloch-ot7gw]

They are on £12 an hour no wonder they are angry. 😂

[@malcolmcowan9554]

😂

[@malcolmcowan9554]

😂

[@ORDSALLM5.MCFC84]

Plenty of decent people on £12 an hour mate.

[@Gods-EyeE]

Look how many boys they need HAHAHAHAHHA

[@northeastpatriot7713]

I watch a couple auditor channels but you are by far the best and funniest. Keep up the great work.

[@jamesburton5166]

On the doors!???? More like shut that door

[@robdavies7]

😂😂😂

[@kevkm123]

British balls of steel 👌 UkMTT

[@martyt8551]

He walked as if he shat his nappy …

[@mrgingerminge1]

This stuff needs to be on tv so the masses can enjoy. Great entertainment whilst I’m driving around doing my job here in nz. Terrific.

[@jogonmf]

Why are you on their site?

[@joeblow2069]

I do hope you filed a lawsuit vs that company. They had no right putting hands on you.

[@TomAlex55-nd1fo]

Well he did as under common law you can use force to remove a trespasser and all he did was physically guide him to the exit

[@jonwardle8822]

You can also use empathy and good faith argumentation. Aggressing directives at people and escalating to physical violence is no way of maintaining civil matters or representing a business. Shameful and abusive behaviour, makes you wonder what else these people are capable of.

[@wagner251]

Did you know that tattoo,s make you 10 times harder than the normal man ,its a fact because i heard it down the pub !

[@waynemarwood6715]

They say a gap in your teeth is lucky !(should have gave him a 3inch gap 😂)let him shit enamel 😂👍

[@callumvizor9200]

“Wouldn’t say no to a coffee” 😂😂

[@mortuaryartist]

Google reviews anyone 🤔

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

21:53 - LOL look at the way this gaptoothed snapper minces about, jesus christ.

[@Luke-z5r]

‘She said she was going to get a manager…how the FUCK did you get to be a manager’😂😂😂😂 golden

[@T-bit]

This is bloody epic auditing! Thank you to everyone who made these videos possible.

[@thomasbroadley7570]

Getting bullied out recently

[@User10111]

😂

[@TomAlex55-nd1fo]

So if you were so big and hard why did you let him guide you off the site. Its because you knew you were trespassing and they have the lawful right to remove you

[@adam.677]

And... whats your point?😂

[@christopherchristos7275]

This channel has completely changed......not for the better either.

[@trickydickyjoe]

They dont have the right to remove anyone..

[@ChocolateTampon]

I can see their Google review rating dropping rapdily. Just goes to show that knobhead employees can hugely affect the reputation of their own business. They won't be laughing when they see their rating plummet like the Titanic. 😂

[@Drew-sq2ds]

no social media platforms very suspicious company

[@thenotoriousarmstrong3.0]

"ahh ya flinched" 😂

[@thunderroad1199]

The manager will make a good lineman in football: OFFSIDE! OFFSIDE!

[@dragonborn7905]

Did the auditor got owned?

[@anthonyphillips3244]

Looks like he's been picking spuds quality 😂

[@joem6669]

I haven’t even watched this yet but the titled had me rolling 😂😂

[@markogilvie9497]

Wonder how the bouncer would be if there was more than one of you at the gate… Great content and keep up the great work 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@BeyondtheIights]

His walk at haha 21:50 you'd think all these boys get in the showers together before shift and bouncer boy drops the soap on purpose

[@martinjeffery3590]

They want to sort out there yard health and safety ,no high vis no hard hats ,someone might ring the HSE.Also there are no signs indicating forklift movements

[@Wiganparadiddle115]

cowboy outfit.

[@sharpshooter147]

The class one drivers required sign looks old that says a lot

[@waynemarwood6715]

Only bouncing he's done is on a ping pong table !😂

[@bryandavisent5621]

or the rest of the workers on his lap

[@martinjeffery3590]

Hes a bouncer??? who for ,mothercare lol

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

He tatts all his arms out and sticks his chest out but the're no disguising the camp voice. Mwah

[@dellshenanigans1985]

Bang on time 5pm

[@Marky.H]

Love a bit of invisible lat syndrome 😂😊

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣😍

[@jakespicer2775]

@@ukmeetthetyrantswhere’s part 2??? You take it down because you got put down by man bun 😂😂😂

[@rds6962]

​@@jakespicer2775I've got it downloaded if you want to see it.

[@AaronOnei]

Is this a old video?

[@sharpshooter147]

Referee: offside ...offside offside offside offside

[@Web3V]

*do like 5 sites in 1 day, ive already watched all your videos* 😂