Ultrakill But I P-Ranked P-2 On Brutal Already

[@linguini645]

yeah this didnt take too long at all lol ultrakill must die difficulty when smh, most mods are broken after the update so the funny style names are gone but they will be back soon!

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

Let me out of the basement please

[@hmmmm34565]

​@@Hank_J_W0mbleton NO

[@L30N4C3]

Play 7-S and make a video out of it

[@FreakyTengen]

@@L30N4C3 oil up minos prime

[@L30N4C3]

@@FreakyTengen already did

[@randomperson-qj1oq]

2:43 linguini caught trying to parry phase 2 minos

[@linguini645]

muscle memory 😔

[@OnedeC529]

@@linguini645atleast you dodged it

[@maxtntggez]

@@linguini645 again 3:00 😂

[@Jimmy--Little]

First Phase went by so fast, I don't blame him.

[@zifer123]

@@OnedeC529 you cant parry minos in phase 1 either tho, you just get health you straight up need to dogde it regardless.

[@mypaul_youcool]

9:45 truly a "A" moment

[@donniedip]

true knowledge.

[@AdventureMase]

i appreciate that p-1 was complete in 3:14 minutes

[@GalaxyGuyMan]

Pi looks a lot like p1

[@AdventureMase]

@@GalaxyGuyMan TRUEE

[@AntiRiotSolier]

π-1 3.14-1

[@cabypaby]

Hakita did NOT say that in the thumbnail! How could you lie, linguini

[@linguini645]

i never lie smh

[@SONICDOTEXEyt]

He's saying the truth i was the thumbnail's white background

[@Atokosmo]

no its real im the text in the thumbnail

[@Muriel75]

Hakita made a post about gronf's thumbnail so we know how hakita will react to ultrakill youtubers

[@omagaaa189]

its real, i was the weapon png linguini was holding

[@certifiedcool5971]

The filth can now jumpscare people, emphasis on JUMP. (Best change in the game tbh)

[@Breggythegoat]

Dude I started a new run on brutal and that jump got me laughing so bad that I paused the game for a solid 30 seconds

[@tank_nulls]

Filth now can kill itself if the map contains: - Dangerous areas (such as meatgrinders (0-2 in example)) - Holes (mostly like Cybergrind)

[@RoboticVA]

they green fn'd my friend

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

On today's episode of "I didn't know that!" I learned that you can break a hideous mass' harpoon by punching it with the knuckleblaster.

[@RoboticVA]

SERIOUSLY I DIDNT KNOW THAT

[@RiotingSpectre]

Feedbacker works too

[@KvasVn]

Wait, it works when he already got you with it, or is it like parrying when he shoots it?

[@poopyfarts6848]

​you can parry the harpoon with the feedbacker and if it's stuck you can get rid of it using the knuckleblaster

[@KvasVn]

@@poopyfarts6848 oh wow, thanks

[@Dr-Dusty]

This is the prime example of the "Going outside is highly overrated" mindset

[@LV0reviews]

Hehe prime

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

It’s a *prime* example, hmm?

[@boxmantherandom]

it is overrated though

[@Zenith-TheMachine]

Bro is like “touching grass is overrated I need to take a nature walk”

[@br0wni3z]

What’s grass?

[@Reinoiro]

Linguini spotted letting Flesh Prison heal

[@somerandomdude3626]

an unforgivable crime

[@MezzySurin]

@@somerandomdude3626 and thy punishment... IS NO CORE EJECT AND NO MARKSMAN REVOLVER!

[@Jimmy--Little]

8:59 Bro didn't even shoot the coins. 💀

[@The.Dragonborn]

Never let them know your next move

[@Fitzo-y9s]

Hakita making the Brutal difficulty was like giving an iPad to a child. But I have no doubt in my mind that you completed the entirety of this update in a day. May god have mercy on Hakita. This community is just too quick.

[@SandySalesman]

took him like 1h or so to p rank act 1 and 2, insane

[@jokerpunctre]

ok but the one saying “ALREADY?” in the thumbnail should be us.

[@Lethal_imigrant1200]

That’s hakita, the creator. Of t6he game

[@jokerpunctre]

@@Lethal_imigrant1200 well, yeah, duh, linguini keeps quoting things hakita has never said before.

[@TheLostTV2022]

I never said that -Hakita

[@XllllllollllllX]

The moment prime sanctum 3 comes out in a minute someone already beat it

[@TuttaltroChe_quello]

Linguini was a linguist in Lichtenstein under a low leveled light

[@Loolilol]

Of course hakita releases within the day i go to somewhere without computers for a week.

[@meyzomu]

He released this on a school night bru I'm cooked 😭🙏

[@TheRealDarm]

hakita released the update while I was patiently waiting for 300+ gmod addons to download

[@keygenMayor]

MOOD

[@liamaincraft7614]

​@@meyzomume too, and i played it anyways :v

[@priverbars782]

I was studying when it got released so I waited like a hour 😭🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

[@lukenor3171]

bro is the third prime soul

[@trevtastic6038]

About three days ago I finally P-Ranked P-2 for the first time, and then brutal difficulty comes out...

[@mr.p215]

You thought you were out, but dip so much as a pinky into the pond and a a new diffuiculty will come and drag you back in.

[@liamaincraft7614]

Radiance was already a thing

[@plasmatic3223]

I got killed trying to p rank p - 2 on brutal more times than Dormammu killed Doctor Strange in the dark dimension

[@artisanalbread-de5pt]

Im honestly not surprised, like holy shit good work man but when I was doing 7-s I was making a bet with myself on if someone would beat p-2 on brutal ad here we are lmao, once again though very impressive!!

[@linguini645]

lmao thanks

[@Dark_kill19421real]

8:58 Linguini seen wasting coins

[@boombox12]

IT’S BARELY BEEN LIKE AN AFTERNOON IT’S NOT EVEN BEEN 12 HOURS

[@linguini645]

it took me 10 minutes 💀💀💀

[@squiddu]

​@@linguini645I think this is less of a sign of a lack of difficulty and more just insane brainrot for having played this game so damn much

[@ScavengingWisdom]

@@squidduI’m not sure if high level ULTRAKILL players are Euclidean.

[@liamaincraft7614]

​​@@squidduit is lack o difficulty

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

@@liamaincraft7614then lets see you do it.

[@DamageMaximo]

Hakita would never be surprised by that

[@KogasaTatara514]

He actually thought that P-2 might be impossible on brutal

[@liamaincraft7614]

​@@KogasaTatara514Dumb Hakira

[@perturabo149]

​@@KogasaTatara514well, hakita forgor that any community with gameplay similar to ultrakill or doom will have the "insane pro player"

[@KogasaTatara514]

@@perturabo149 yeah I'm shocked he thought that too, people have beaten Sisyphus with only whiplash, ground slam, and P-ranked P-2 in under 3 minutes. I knew this would be beaten within a few days at least, but I didn't expect just hours.

[@maddieS117]

​@@KogasaTatara514He said he figured it would be impossible for most, but that there'd probably be some insane players who could do it

[@sherlockperezramirez1210]

Rare fresh linguini video

[@yanboyan6803]

FUCKING ALREADY???

[@linguini645]

yeah 💀

[@liamaincraft7614]

Radiance is a lot worse than brutal, and he could do radiance, why yall surprised

[@ProbNotCross]

​​@@liamaincraft7614Because the update came hours ago??? While Radiance was available for years?? (Years is an exaggeration but still)

[@liamaincraft7614]

@@ProbNotCross i don't.. get your point. he just did the level fast, and since he had tons of practice, he likely first tried it

[@ProbNotCross]

@@liamaincraft7614 Mfs couldn't beat 0-5 with Brutal on, and this guy P-Ranked P-1/2 (Probably First try) in (maybe) 7 hours after the update dropped. Assuming he wasn't able to do any practice nor prepare, This is wild. While, radiance on the other hand, has been out for a long time, so that's why he was able to beat it. Because he Practiced for a long time to get it just right.

[@tiky9833]

linguini spotted not nuking the eyes of the flesh prison 0:15

[@SillyIMSOFAST]

Sisyphus: *gets absolutely killed in less than 2 minutes* Also him: "Ahh.." *explodes*

[@Thatonemetalsonicfan]

Cant believe ULTRAKILL is this good and it’s still in early access, most triple A games content like this would come out a year later locked behind a 40$ paywall, ULTRAKILL is truly the most ULTRAKILL to ever ULTRAKILL

[@jonathanshorp8346]

Hakita: releases new difficulty above everything else in the game currently some dude 3 hours after the update released: ay yall never guess what i just did

[@linguini645]

would you believe that my internet took 3 hours to upload this, use your brain to figure out how long p ranking p-2 took me

[@person_on_the_internet_]

The update hasn’t been out for a day and you’ve already P ranked P-2

[@BlackenedEclipseCurse]

I feel like hed say something like "what took you so long?"

[@Cru128]

In all fairness, I did P-rank everything except act 3 and P-2 on Brutal. The only thing that scares me is the sentries.

[@Dairygaze]

I still need to P-rank the Heresy and Violence layers. Then I'll get on with P-1. P-2? Well, this video confirms it's possible. I just might give it a shot.

[@Cru128]

@@Dairygaze, Ah, Darius- finally, a worthy opponent. Our race will be legendary!

[@bit_ronic]

alt shotgun one shots sentries 👍

[@plasmatic3223]

The sentries in the room with the sandified idoled mass is always the end of me

[@stgors]

he was STRUGGLING on flesh prison 😭

[@combineadvisor572]

maybe ultrakill must die difficulty might just be "if you die in ultrakill you die in real life"

[@ResonantTonalityMusic]

This is the most impressive gameplay I've seen because it relies on being skilled at coordinating attacks rather than memorizing some "absurd damage" pattern.

[@Viceroy44101]

SIZE 2 MUST BE REAL IT HAS TO SIZE 2 I NEED SIZE 2 IM GONNA IMPLODE WITHOUT SIZE 2 I NEED SIZE 2 WHERES SIZE 2 I WANT SIZE WHERE HAS HAKITA GONE FISHING I NEED SIZE 2 WHERE IS ITTTTTT

[@mr.p215]

I swear If I walk in P3 and see LINGUINI PRIME

[@deodusk]

omg babe wake up new linguini video dropped

[@touhoutrash2436]

That was painful REALLY PAINFUL!

[@average3176]

"yeah, i'd say im pretty decent at ultrakill" random guy i found on my youtube home page humbling the SHIT out of me for absolutely no reason:

[@1kamxx]

i love the new shotgun

[@linguini645]

tbh not a fan personally

[@eridanus2357]

fun fact the pump jackhammer causes a red explosion for 35 HP

[@her0z217]

35 for you or enemies? if the latter that is insane

[@ChrisPBacon-zf5gm]

@@her0z21735 for you but it’s a straight upgrade on the overpump of the shotgun

[@Elitedestructfulnoob]

Ok they changed a lot in brutal mode new attacks

[@adamrizkymubarak]

3:02 bro caught try parrying minos' finisher in 2nd phase 😭😭😭

[@zikie_kun3676]

how in the fu- genuienly impressive

[@XPastaCatX]

luigi do you agree that the screwdriver is fun and has practical uses

[@ThunderStruck115]

Bruh, the Stalker room on P-2 is absolutely brutal on Brutal. Those four buffed sentries and the buffed hideous mass keep absolutely eviscerating me

[@Shaolinraichu]

when the ultra is killing

[@shionade]

8:58 i feel your pain man

[@omelettej]

5:56 i love how you accidentally deadcoined there

[@Nani-lc7ci]

I'm both horrified and impressed at this horrifically eldritch gameplay 👍

[@AdamantiteWings]

Me and the gentlemen on an average Thursday morning

[@jotarosans7540]

4:54 LINGUINI CAUGHT MISSING THE CHAINSAW PARRY

[@anabelmajor1616]

Questioning why linguini didn’t nuke for flesh prison eyes

[@DrunkSoupCan]

well done, this was fun to watch :)

[@4evrretrnl]

8:59 the fact that you didnt hit your coins actually made me gag

[@blahblah94897]

When the guy that playss ultrakill daily dosen't rust and Pranks in 1 daay! !!11 omg !!11

[@Infectumy]

Linguini, may i ask how many hours/playtime have you spent on ultrakill

[@Solo_FT]

probably more it this point

[@linguini645]

570 💀💀💀

[@Infectumy]

@@linguini645 oh shoot

[@MageBurger]

I only have the demo for reference, and P-2 would probably kick my ass to hell and back like a chainsaw paddleball for 20 years straight if I tried it at my current skill level. But compared to footage I've seen on Violence, Brutal doesn't look too different on P-2 beyond the tiny Maurices. How much harder than Violence would you say Brutal was for P-2?

[@Zephyr713]

Brutal makes a lot of things different from violent, it changes or adds a lot of enemy abilities I also started with the demo btw And p-2 kicked my butt

[@MageBurger]

@@Zephyr713 right now, I only know Filths leap frog, Maurices spew bullets like a C-RAM and Cerberi do double dashes and double shock waves. Hopefully someone from the ULTRAKILL player base makes a list of all the changes sometime soon.

[@impracticaltesseract]

​@@MageBurger the schisms shoot in a straight line, and soldiers can dodge roll

[@MageBurger]

@@impracticaltesseract the soldiers can WHAT?!?!

[@Vi_alt]

bro go pirate uk or something

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

Seeing linguini gameplay without the modded style bonuses is surreal

[@huz653]

Every time a new difficulty releases I slowly feel like I am a noob

[@soup3499]

Lore accurate playthrough

[@yaboi4355]

With the new difficulty maybe try the boss rush again?

[@manami_matsuzawa]

Hakita needs nerf this guy fr

[@TheGidlyone]

Sighs *ceases to exist*

[@jotarosans7540]

9:00 LINGUINI CAUGHT MISSING THE COIN PIERCE

[@nugget0928]

I wanna say first of all that this is incredibly impressive. But just once, I would like to see a video like “I’m not very good at ultrakill but I’m going to get better” where we see them learn the mechanics and improve, because people doing shit like this makes me feel like a loser.

[@Zenith-TheMachine]

This dude is probably the best ultrakill player in the world

[@Zenith-TheMachine]

Also when are the prime sanctums gonna be added to the boss rush mod?

[@peytonboudreaux1473]

what is your opinion on Hakita forcing you to play PowerWash Simulator

[@linguini645]

it was not a fun experience

[@slothm442]

I was expecting you to use the alt marksman to check out the changes made to it

[@linguini645]

that will come with the new weapons video

[@averagerobloxfan7879]

Nice, I personally don’t think brutal has been that hard but there are a few enemies that are really annoying for no good reason now (virtues got stupidly overbuffed, can’t imagine them in late cg) but other than that it’s a pretty good update I would’ve p ranked p-2 on brutal today, but unfortunately I had to log off early so I’ll probably finish it up tomorrow. Looking forward to UKMD

[@liamaincraft7614]

I found streetcleaners to be overbuffed, they were hard already

[@tokestorgaard7823]

5:46 yeah i was also confused for a sec Ig the cerberus was too angry to die

[@bomblii]

when i make a mistake and flesh prison goes back to full hp

[@JohnFKennedyThe35th]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

[@Terrythetortoise]

I'm having trouble with 0-4 on brutal

[@Real_WonderOfU]

Im scared on how fast Lunguini would P rank every level on the next difficulty💀

[@vendetto_]

Bold of you to think he would be impressed at this point

[@linguini645]

this is true however it makes a good thumbnail

[@Sargatas]

Do bosses have new attacks on this difficulty?🤔

[@Cosoco99]

9:00 linguini misses the four coins he throws up

[@Zephyr713]

Is the jackhammer good

[@ArcaneOverHeaven]

"Whats up *nerds* " Do you know what video you posted? 😭

[@ChatterGaming]

Just as father hakita intended

[@LadWithTheHat]

what how

[@Idkwhattoaddherelol]

Bro's skill is unimaginable

[@Luizitos_Doritos]

Bro, im so bad at this game, i cant even pass 1-3 on brutal, let alone p-rank p-2 💀

[@baselbaiatra7241]

you can activate ultrakill must die via console and it already has some changes (ex.flesh prison summons are all mini maurices)

[@ASquared544]

Disappointingly little use of *oil*

[@Stickyzilla-000]

As someone who only played the demo, yeah u could do this

[@King_of_Clovers]

What annoys me about when people P-Rank Minos, Sisyphus, and V2 is that instead of fighting fair they spend the time the boss is monologuing to make it so that the boss dies in 2 seconds.

[@SomeCowguy]

Yeah, sure its slower but i always just skip dialogue (other than 1-4)

[@Techmoblad]

I mean they're painfully easy to kill hitless if you know what you're doing. Maybe v2 can be a little more random but even then you can just use coins so that he doesnt attack or just attach a magnet and use the rocket launcher. Or parry his shotgun blasts... Or saw trap... Or overpump him... Point is, the bosses in ultrakill are almost always the easy part

[@SomeCowguy]

@@Techmoblad except flesh prison

[@Techmoblad]

@@SomeCowguy a good nuke will leave it unable to heal, and then you can wait for the blue projectile attack and just dish out enough damage to kill it in one go before it even respawns any minions

[@Turdstrider]

@@SomeCowguy That's because every time we fight them again on higher difficulties, we know what to expect, we know how to beat them, they're just usually faster or more relentless (Minos might have more stamina points, but idk, he's the same)

[@Cahrssomething]

2:17 wtf are you doing here, are you parrying the damn saws???

[@solsoldier3029]

Yes, I believe it does more damage if you parry them

[@CardinalSn]

The most unbelievable thing is Hakita thinking people aren't insane enough to already P-Rank Minos and Sisyphus on Brutal

[@doc_guid0]

This video felt awfully short, still awesome

[@ray3608]

Is there anything special about your inputs when you circle strafe Sisyphus with slide spamming? It looks like very standard movement but it feels slow when i do it.

[@AdrianGuerraDeLeon-rk8qd]

8:59 linguini gave me the worst mood after i didnt see him slab fire the coins 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@misiek2753]

what is that weapon in at 2:53? can someone inlighten me?

[@breadyogurt3957]

ok

[@breadyogurt3957]

😶

[@tylenolthecrayola]

linguini my beloved ☺️

[@richardbudge9416]

What have you done Hakita will be out for blood when he makes P-3 now

[@howdoiturnssj3]

what the hell gun luigi

[@uomosgabellodilegno1587]

I’m still stuck on 6-1 brutal 😭

[@LostScarlet]

P-Rank 7-S when ?

[@danmat65752]

Wow. I haven't updated my Ultrakill yet(