ULTRAKILL: P-ranking EVERYTHING in 36 minutes

[@telafore6053]

Its impressive how he almost NEVER looks back when he does attacks, he just has that much trust in the weapon mechanics that he doesn’t look to make sure they’re dead

[@notTerabyte]

im assuming he managed to memorize all the kills required per level segment to be capable of looking at the timer/killcount and go "yep thats about right"

[@crosswegan1543]

Telafore spotted, comment approved

[@stillrainam9014]

damn, even biker from hotline know ultrakill

[@Antidisestablismentarianism]

as someone who Speedruns ULTRAKILL I can tell you that is exactly what happens@@notTerabyte I just know that at the end of this room, or by this arena, I need to have X kills, Example in 0-3 with the first Swordsmachine Fight. I need to have 48 kills before I get to the Swordsmachine Boss Door, That and there are all of the individual rooms, like the first tall room is 6 kills, next room with the 4 strays means we get 10 kills, Then the 3 schisms for 13 kills. Then that longer room behind the rock with the filth, Strays, and then Schisms, 24 kills. Then 4 filth and one stray before the long room with the crushers and the insta-death fan, you need to leave that room with 46 kills in total. But with the Set up for that room you use a nuke, and let one of the schisms burn to death, which means it might take until you get the Boss door, which you would have 48 kills because of some extra strays, leaving you with 48 kills going into the boss door, with the SM making 49 kills for the P rank.

[@westerngidd]

@@Antidisestablismentarianism How long did it take for you to kill me? Probably never! Hah!

[@Rebaz]

When you struggle over 40 hours to P-rank P2 and you see this

[@legohead2731]

Well no kidding if you take 40 hours fighting him you can’t get an S rank on time

[@gloriousblobber9647]

@@legohead2731restart the level every time xd

[@operationdeadmemes3498]

When you struggle over 2 hours to beat p-2

[@skullgaming135]

But in fact he didnt do this speedrun at one trial ofc he tried years to be this good

[@dude86]

perfecting this speed run has probably been hundreds if not thousands of hours

[@Sisyphus_Phrime]

I like how most of the time the rank was ULTRAKILL, wich makes this speedrun canon accurate.

[@megaman4354]

if you dont count the future weapons then yes

[@Blitztein_beta]

A visitor

[@megaman4354]

@@Blitztein_beta hmm, indeed. I have slept long enough.

[@Sisyphus_Phrime]

@@megaman4354 The kingdom of Heaven has since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember!

[@pphry_]

​@@Sisyphus_PhrimeHowever, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit... I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.

[@Annihilation_Studios]

Im just sitting here mesmerized by this mans immaculate ultrakilling

[@hybirdsandroblox]

Same here

[@ghostagent3552]

I literally couldn't finish my meal while watching this like bro, I'm hypnotized by the smoothness

[@miss_bec]

As great as single-stage speedruns are, endurance runs like this will always be so much more impressive to me. The only restart was because of mindflayer room, for the whole 30 minutes? I don't care how many milliseconds you can shave off v2, not fucking up once for half an hour straight is so much cooler

[@spawnpoint111]

okay

[@ibokarim5506]

agreed

[@miss_bec]

@@spawnpoint111 okay

[@alteito]

@@spawnpoint111 okay

[@marceletta]

​@@spawnpoint111okay

[@AbdullahAlsager]

Did he just casually enter the 4 fastest leaderboards in 4 maps in a speedrun, and beat a world record of P-Ranking EVERYTHING in violent difficulty at the same time!? This man has surpassed the human limit... HE'S A BEAST!

[@badassplov]

He's a lore accurate v1

[@beatenupbacon]

​@@badassplovbros gonna be the next V1

[@watcherwhowatches6725]

real v3

[@BOUKTILAMarwen]

no he's a bloodmachine

[@rocandplay9298]

@@beatenupbacon he already is V1

[@narixm2965]

the amount of coordination focus and practice it takes to get to this level of skill is insane it honestly feels like a fever dream just watching this

[@Plazmasoldier]

Man. Just wait till it’s been out of early access for a while.

[@Dusty1213]

I feel like the fact that he got world record with a few time losses is a testament to how hard this game is to speedrun

[@lyingriotman2220]

Yeah, the skill ceiling is incredibly high. In some games, being good enough and knowing some tech can make you competitive. Ultrakill is on the level of fighting games like Smash Bros though. People have been constantly improving at Melee over the last 20 years. In a similar amount of time, I'm sure the speed runs for this game will be unrecognizable.

[@johnroach9026]

@@lyingriotman2220 This is already at the threshold of unrecognizable. I'm terrified of whats next

[@gneu1527]

You might doubt it, but I played it myself, the game is surprisingly easy to P-rank, get secrets, and other things. Yes,ceven on violent.

[@Dusty1213]

@@gneu1527 I played it, I do think it was a bit easy but mastering it is hard

[@seekThelight01]

congratulations! you have successfully earned the King of ULTRAKILL's crown!

[@miisaj2391]

He became an ULTRAKING?

[@seekThelight01]

@@miisaj2391 indeed he has.

[@loj2252]

ACT 3

[@Not-noteworthy]

​@@loj2252he still has the crown

[@couchbeef6578]

Finally found a consistent start for 0-1, it was hella inconsistent for me to pull off the older one so ty for that (also congrats on the wr)

[@distantsea]

24:39 that's the coolest Sentry kill I have ever seen

[@LtSprinkulz]

Yeah that was saucy.

[@gneu1527]

The music even timed

[@soulsurvivor2706]

sentry got humiliated

[@rudeleveleditor]

Man doesn't need TAS, TAS needs him! Amazing run, good job!

[@ABazingaMan]

He made the TAS and is the TAS

[@Furlic.]

That was insane speedrun! Congrats!

[@dangdart3236]

Bro was playing like a real machine

[@Pringleguy1]

Fr

[@Nikcola_The_N]

I agree

[@randomshitpostchannel]

i like to imagine a filth just vibing to the faint distance music then v1 appears for a brief moment and everything is just gone

[@KemsKat]

i love your music choice this video just goes so hard, the feat is impressive but also insanely entertaining to watch good job man

[@ProLexa-xn1zx]

Music makes this more chaotic fr

[@siromnoms]

Watched the video on mute because I’m not a fan of that genre. It’s like banging pots and pans together. Not to discredit it though. To others it may sound fine.

[@KemsKat]

@@siromnoms im not into the genre either, i would argue that banging pots and pans is the perfect soundtrack for ultrakilling, it just works surprisingly well for certain stuff

[@mrgamer894]

What music is he using for the video?

[@mrgamer894]

Or creators.

[@Namaii6k]

I laugh a lot in 17:56, the insurectionist didn't see that coming

[@Creatorofunimportance]

Average pit fan vs average 20 frozen rockets enjoyer

[@Tapo4egs]

It's midnight for me and I sitting in my bad and watching this master piece. Even just P-ranking P-2 seems imposible for me and you just kinda casually did THIS. Wow. Nice work man! I really hope that you sleeped well while practicing for WR =)

[@ianzinsmeister9754]

This is honestly the most impressive thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I will never be the same

[@Dreiasaiy_IDK]

The sisyphean inssurectionist was basically reduced to dust in under a second.

[@mage0534]

Lore accurate v1. Kudos to you mate, fucking beautiful run. The death in p2 was a bit sad, but if there's anywhere one dies, it'd probably be p2.

[@kairosprods]

*Buys Ultrakills, P-RANKs the shit out of the game, gets refund* Gabriel : "Okay, maybe shooting a coin is martial art."

[@tune4856]

pov grass is a long forgotten concept... even lore wise.

[@tristanmisja]

You are the king of all Ultrakill. You have truly beaten the game now.

[@Kai-ez1gf]

There is something about this video that fascinates me and scratches my brain in a new way. Like the first time i watched it i was just glued to the screen the entire time. The amount of pure style whilst beaming through these levels and the backing track too just make me happy on a whole nother level.

[@lucifersjob252]

Ultrakill speedruns are so satisfying

[@__grimmkind__]

If someone ever beat this i just want you to know you're an absolutely iron man dude, this category looks so god damn exhausting also rip in p2

[@lucaswickmansound]

0:23 THAT KNUCKLEBLASTER/CORE EJECT ON BEAT WAS TOO CLEAN

[@InF3cT3d-1]

“I paid for the whole game, I’m gonna use the whole game”

[@nikod8412]

1:38 I played that back at least 5 times that was smooth af

[@thegiraffe2096]

human beings were never meant to process this much information this fast, ultrakill speedruns are an extreme sport cause how tf can you even understand a single thing going on on that screen?

[@brunopagnoncelli975]

I doubt we were not lmao

[@brunopagnoncelli975]

and honestly he must have repeated this a billion times

[@anything4660]

Its more muscle thing after theory crafting from enemy spawns and map layouts he just does the theory to get the most efficent time slowly a lot then ramping up the speed until he gets the hang of it

[@brunopagnoncelli975]

@@anything4660 still hard to keep the momentum going, you need to have some absurd reflexes and coordination too

[@gneu1527]

I kind of understand it. You just do it fast honestly

[@dashthatonedude]

This dude is so fast that i blink and it's three levels ahead. This was fun to watch. The music was a good choose too

[@xProward]

the legendary 54:11 has been dethroned

[@mystiikl8442]

that was the previous time???? god damn

[@lenoobxd]

18 minutes of difference…

[@garhd]

Every shot and every attack is placed methodically and strategically. Your effortless dance from level to level demonstrates that you have not only mastered the game as a sport, but as an art. You have transcended the skill ceiling in a way no Ultrakill player could ever achieve.

[@ferrywicked]

this is absolutely insane oh my god, the most i've p ranked were two levels on standard props to you also, i notice that lonely wizard pfp 🤝

[@Hot_RashBlazeBoil]

Inscription isn’t dead yet?

[@ferrywicked]

@@Hot_RashBlazeBoil i mean in terms of fanbase yes but i still love that game

[@gloriousblobber9647]

Everyone can get better at the game. Trust me bro you can do better than standard lol

[@ferrywicked]

@@gloriousblobber9647 i p ranked everything but the prime sanctums, but only on standard and thats the best i can do ive tried violent LMAO

[@Xtheartist465]

​@@ferrywicked5-2's P rank is singlehandedly destroying me and my humanity help me-

[@thatguysteve]

The amount of pure skill on display here is fucking mind-melting. Well done.

[@piethedye3948]

I always respect a stylish speedrun

[@heizenspin]

balancing gabe on your head is one of the speedrun strats of all time

[@xyliamoonlight2970]

It’s THE speedrun strat for him wym😭

[@syrenarch251]

22:25 was perfectly in sync with the music lmao

[@alejandroramos1299]

25:05 too

[@Sup3rAJ2]

I thought I was good at the game for having a P-Rank on almost every level, but this has proven that I don't know anything yet.

[@Juanthebest3984]

Lore accurate V1:

[@Bodarthegamer]

Fr

[@nonlmao]

feels good to know even this guy can die to mindflayer room

[@eepyvoneeplestan]

Okay but like can we actually talk about how good this guy actually is at ultrakill?

[@OctaHeart]

The thing that impresses me the most is how they're keeping perfect track of how many kills they should have by certain points in the stage. Especially in really dense stages like Limbo-3 or Lust-2 with a lot of tiny rooms and a high enemy count across the stage

[@newhandle_2552]

no

[@tanishdesai7652]

Everyone IS talking/commenting about his skills in ultrakill

[@MrDudely]

bro thats literally what everyone is doing

[@commenter621]

We are talking about it tho

[@elitoma2237]

The pace The speed The accuracy bruh not fucking up that badly for 36 minutes straight is crazy

[@duydo5884]

Shoutout for every human, demon, angel,prime soul for making great video

[@dread_and_agony]

imagine just being a little filth and being shredded instantly by the speed of light and sound

[@aleph-not]

The sync at 0:20 is insane

[@LeaderOfDaIlluminatiYOLOyolo]

V1 is unironically just robot doomguy on crack

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

he is powered by max0r

[@Adriana_vivique]

Its amazing to see these players mean while ive been busting my ass off for like a total of 88.3 trying to p-rank all the levels in act 2 but looking at this man mowing throw demon hordes like its butter absolutely insane props to you man I can't imagine how many hours of practice it took to get where you are now

[@Stitchiols06]

17:41 clean as fuck

[@mxroolgamespot755]

Clean+lag as fuck

[@psychoblagger]

bro this gameplay fucking pleasures me holy hell ☠️

[@plazmaZap77]

GAHD DAYUM 😮‍💨

[@soulsurvivor2706]

R.I.P Sisyphean insurrectionist

[@TheDennisdalisay]

I came

[@dinglebloopynoop5053]

In awe at the fact managed to P rank 2-2 and still complete the challenge

[@cataclysmkataklysm]

Bro still managed to get world record even if he died on Wait Of The World

[@BURDENOH]

As someone who's brand new to the game and not at all comfortable with it yet. This is fucking impressive. Holy shit dude the way you move through the levels and the confidence you have in yourself and your equipment is insane.

[@Vladybara]

that man knows ultrakill more, than his family

[@somerandomuser4205]

Wonder what this man will do once the full game releases, monster, beast, absolute menace.

[@enchantedcandlewick2000]

dude gets the WR while listening to chillhop/phonk, and still fits in strats that do nothing but style on every demon filth and angel in sight

[@notafurry_PIPEBOMBMAN]

Your levels of ultrakilling are insane bro!!!

[@chasepalumbo2929]

This is insane. Props for the amount of dedication that was put into this. Every 15 seconds there is something I could timestamp lol

[@frogova_xyz]

i am sitting here astonished that the human brain is even capable of thinking this fast

[@lucid4040]

0:20 that is the coolest thing ever

[@submonkey3130]

Cerebus just wanted to walk my guy

[@jedrzejkoszewski4342]

"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer."

[@sillyman7274]

I don't even want to imagine how long this must've taken to perfect. Good shit man

[@M1000-l5j]

17:47 seeing this man with 4 guns is scary as hell

[@fakezii4516]

mom: ok 36 minutes before bedtime me:

[@Mooonwithanextrao]

0-3 Swordsmachine got the V2 treatment 😭

[@epiccmoment]

The death screen at 30:45 jumpscared me

[@madlad7488]

I like the idea of Gabriel looking at hell being emptied in half the time of a feature length film, then fighting that machine twice and dying in an instant, and all the while he is styling.

[@Mogwa_Sin]

He made prelude look like a slideshow presentation

[@csanadselmeczy4066]

I love the choice of bg music. So fkn goood

[@noobyish]

meanwhile me, who hasn't P ranked P-2: hmm yes interesting

[@_interstXllar_]

35:13 the "be..GONE!" being synced with the music was so cool what

[@Nobody-uc9fe]

Saying that he is a pro is an understatement

[@smileyfaceproductions7477]

The music here is amazing. Its soothing, yet heavy. Perfect concentration music

[@cyt]

he actually landed the coin punch this time

[@pixellatedpixie215]

utterly hypnotic. you fucking KILLED IT! props to you, holy crap!

[@blank4592]

I love how you instinctively dodged the nuke at 23:47

[@thecrunchman1603]

0-3 swordsmachine, terrified as this man punches a coin at it so hard he gets the worlds fastest lobotomy

[@andatlo3579]

the moment v2 finished cutscene he immediately got vaporized

[@Hydrakk]

17:42 Something about all those clicks is just so satisfying

[@fishy1856]

Everything was so smooth, fucking metal speedrun

[@nubb-gd2583]

I like where the end the song said "i really want to ask you something. do you think god knew what he was doing" NO 💀 36:10 btw

[@turtlyy2428]

17:40 this just made my day

[@CoolSkeleton92]

And when you did 0-1 you hear "Jugment!" 💀

[@thatonewhiteguy991]

Holy shit I thought this was TAS for a while...

[@el_jim1479]

What an absolute chad you are. Most respect to you brother.

[@gondaro254]

17:58 Challenge: Kill the Insurrectionist in under 10 seconds Solution: What Insurrectionist?

[@Jupiterplane_t]

Knuckle blaster is the embodiment of: If they’re dead, there’s no bullets to be parried.

[@almostcompletelyrandomcontent]

i never even thought the v2 fist was useful

[@RoamBuilder]

That last “begone” fit so perfectly into the song holy shit

[@elllikesblue6886]

I’m new to ultrakill but seeing this is fucking amazing….

[@alex-v8p4h]

John wick been real silent since this dropped

[@MarkedForJazz]

Absolutely incredible run! Just one question - is it slower to keep the soap for the hideous mass fight in 1-3?

[@celestialknight7271]

Maybe cuz he has to go back for it after delivering the skull

[@zach1727]

This is absolutely, positively, undeniably INSANE. I'm not sure I could pull something like this off even after thousands of hours of practice. Mad respect, my dude. Mindblowingly impressive 🙂

[@LogjamzBro]

music taste somehow better than the run

[@bungus5774]

Fuck, the instant core-eject-malicious-railgun was so satisfying at 12:30

[@Sullysully5]

Nice work, ultrakiller.

[@joshuaball5826]

bro my eyes cant even keep up! Keep up the good work

[@hybirdsandroblox]

I’ve never seen anyone kill Minos prime that fast before

[@SashaahsaS6174]

The massive amount of times the music syncs with his movements makes me believe that somehow he used this exactly playlist in his entire time praticing as some kind of metronome for his own movements