Shortly after making this video I decided to try and P-Rank P-2. I did it on my second try. I have no idea how. But we take those. Anyways, remember to be respectful to others and their opinions regarding the update. Edit: I have explored the museum and have found the horrors. Also funny delta rune explosion
@roiwelboren9302 Жыл бұрын
The real boss was the stalker along the way
@mannynieves2033 Жыл бұрын
You what?
@entropyascending515 Жыл бұрын
if you listen without subtitles it sounds like pee poo cummin instead of keep them coming
@theoverseer1775 Жыл бұрын
If you passed out from P-2, you'll have a heart attack in P-3
@gurgttv Жыл бұрын
hakita is a danger to humanity
@Ikigai_Composes Жыл бұрын
shears from minecraft
@theoverseer1775 Жыл бұрын
@@Ikigai_Composes yeah that sounds like something someone having a heart attack would say
@fatcatis Жыл бұрын
i guess you could say he'd get a *sheer* heart attack... right? right? kill me
@Ikigai_Composes Жыл бұрын
@@fatcatis hi
@birbgaming6269 Жыл бұрын
Its crazy that despite beating sysyphus, he still knocked you out
@DaKingKayden Жыл бұрын
This will hurt.
@seeyoiss104 Жыл бұрын
(It did)
@Vintage_Brush Жыл бұрын
I just love Seal being so happy. Bro really laughed at Frog fish
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
you would've laughed too it was really funny
@Aquesius Жыл бұрын
You didn't?
@HyperEthereal Жыл бұрын
BLAHAJ
@Aquesius Жыл бұрын
@@HyperEthereal BLÃHAJ
@Vintage_Brush Жыл бұрын
@@Aquesius I didn’t play the game yet
@CaesarMakesMusic Жыл бұрын
You expressed EVERY single emotion I felt while playing this shit. I thought I was gonna pour many attempts on the Panopticon before Sisyphus, but... When he teared it down like it was simple cube of paper... I knew who was going to obliterate me.
@Arekexe Жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved the fact that hakita didn't hesitate making this level a true nightmare which will require all your senses and reflexes
@RoachDoggyJr Жыл бұрын
The fact that Sisyphus does an roundhouse kick is insane, but Minos atomic dropkick is way cooler
@actuallyv1fromultrakill Жыл бұрын
Yeah but Sisyphus has 2 phases
@creamboyfuengshwei Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus has inner buddha tho
@actuallyv1fromultrakill Жыл бұрын
@@creamboyfuengshwei he’s also taller
@consumerjtc5835 Жыл бұрын
He does a drop kick at 21:34 though.
@til1461 Жыл бұрын
@@actuallyv1fromultrakill it’s the exact same as minos, second stage is just no cooldown between attacks only difference is sisyphus has two health bars, and minos just changed phases at half HP
@bluemaster75 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see what happens to him whenever P-3 drops considering he passed out after P-2.
@JmonsterNEO Жыл бұрын
P-3 might just fucking kill him at this rate, if not P-4/P-P.
@DivineOrange Жыл бұрын
@@JmonsterNEO P-4 will never happen it’s just a meme
@heenthousiast383 Жыл бұрын
plot twist: P-3 is God
@samojedanneuron8247 Жыл бұрын
@@JmonsterNEO there being a P-P would be a funny joke
@CallsignAegis Жыл бұрын
@@heenthousiast383 prime Gabe?
@BexaG Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus Prime is just banger. Only the gauntlet already made my palms wet, but Sisyphus... This bastard has no competition yet.
@Sowsher Жыл бұрын
*cybergrind players going insane during the last room before the boss*
@unoriginal2552 Жыл бұрын
The cyber sweats oh no
@nightmaresans916111 ай бұрын
"Alright, I passed out... Let's read the terminal."
@Purplexium Жыл бұрын
The amount of emotion you put into your reactions is INSANE, that was extremely fun to watch
@koruton9925 Жыл бұрын
Don't think I've ever seen anyone genually pass out from a game before.
@TheOrginialSin Жыл бұрын
14:30-14:33 that music sync though
@yanker Жыл бұрын
i love how Seal replaces bad words in subtitles
@frigidnadir Жыл бұрын
i think i’ve seen you but nice pfp
@mannynieves2033 Жыл бұрын
22 restarts. Good lord I died 200 times trying to beat this level over the span of 3 hours. Guess it's a skill issue. Incredible job
@SOOH27 Жыл бұрын
I just had the image of Gabriel playing all the bgms of this level at his organ while you do this instead of fighting him
@General_C Жыл бұрын
*YES.*
@auterm Жыл бұрын
the sheer fear he'd probably have hearing another prime souls scream of death would be hilarious to see
@glitchyslime2538 Жыл бұрын
The sound of a man going insane and (absolutely) being a masochist
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
Drop the probably
@glitchyslime2538 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal sure and i like how you censor the sound when you said fucking but not when you said fuck in p2
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
-ING is a very dangerous word
@glitchyslime2538 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal i see
@General_C Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal BALLING
@lucyarisato6850 Жыл бұрын
I walked into this having P-Ranked Minos Prime. I thought that I was invincible. Sure, I’d never done *great* at Cyber Grind, but…come on. Nothing could be that bad right? …anyway I still haven’t beaten Sisyphus. (Also, the fact that it’s the Disco Elysium narrator just about made me cry. Volition my beloved.) Super super glad to see your channel pop up in my feed, easy subscription. What an absolutely KZbin channel.
@lucyarisato6850 Жыл бұрын
Also, upon further analysis, the single coolest thing that Hakita could do is make P-3 a fight against Dusk Dude. I mean, it makes sense-same universe, he’s imprisoned in Hell (beneath Pennsylvania, technically, but it’s the same thing, we can’t fight V2 but something that moves and fights like a player with a different arsenal… It 200% won’t happen but it’s still a fun thought.
@shadedshadowmc Жыл бұрын
V1 Plush in the Plastic chair, just existing. Me: "...Ultra May Cry? Devil May Ultra? ....V1, the Storm that is Approaching?"
@itsyaboimason7069 Жыл бұрын
There are some things you missed. For one, there's a new variant of the rocket launcher. There are also a bunch of secrets in the credits area. Just look a bit more closely, there are some fun things in there. Also, try tossing the plushies in the garbage cans...
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
i have found the horrors
@isidown7442 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal True horrors have been unveiled
@variablevaries1228 Жыл бұрын
5-S: I only say morning... Because if it was a good morning... I'd be fishing
@Zanophane_Gaming Жыл бұрын
I have just now realized that hakita had played a part of developing iron lung. No wonder why ultrakill looked so familiar at first.
@reroman1892 Жыл бұрын
22:34 Congrats, cutest sound ive heard this week. Your partener must be real lucky ;)
@CrowTheGoofball Жыл бұрын
if seal passes out playing p-2, hes gonna have a seizure after p-3
@FluffyFaven Жыл бұрын
man I love your hype so much, it's so spolingus to see how crazy and awesome the level is and how spolingus you are at the game!!!! also I hope you're alright after passing out dude, but I couldn't help but imagine a baby spotted seal falling asleep when you said that I love fishing minigames. 10/10 video, I saw fish and enjoyed your reaction to sisyfish. fishyphus?
@BlackBelkan Жыл бұрын
KZbin recommend your channel and I've been binge watching most of your videos! You just earned a new sub, love the content keep it up!
@teeveestatic Жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO FUNNY. YOU DESERVE MORE SUBS DUDE! KEEP DROPPING BANGERS LIKE THIS
@clearlynotkitty Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus prime is the only character to say "DESTROY!" and actually destroy you mentally and physically
@cardboardhed1967 Жыл бұрын
Your reaction to sisyphus prime reminded me of when I first discovered my love of hard bossfights, and sweaty gaming in general. I was playing the original Megaman on my 2DS and fighting Cutman. It was the first time my heart was racing so fast while playing a game. Beating him was the first time I felt that rush of overcoming a tough boss. I can tell you feel the exact same way man, great video.
@giovannis.martinez8581 Жыл бұрын
I feel like what Hakita’s idea for P-2 was to take a bunch of high priority targets (Virtues and Mindflayers because they’re annoying, Stalkers because they limit blood, Hideous Mass because shockwaves) and go “Haha they’re immortal now.”
@Jacky-dt1us7 ай бұрын
Man, my spolingus died today. This'll cheer me up!
@LocalLawnChair Жыл бұрын
a little note about sisyphus and minos, when you fight them neither are fully formed prime souls and VERY far from their full strength with minos just being formed when freed from his prison (this is shown by the orb he shows up out of). but sisyphus had been a prime soul for a while before he was trapped and took a nap, so he does not require the orb minos had because he actually had a while to grow unlike minos.
@TheYeetedMeat Жыл бұрын
Maybe that’s why there was a full level before sisyphus
@SamuelTrademarked Жыл бұрын
so minos and sisyphus could've been even harder? i hope P-3 gives us a fully formed prime soul instead of a mostly formed one
@Block8k11 ай бұрын
I love the half of second of fear that occurred during the death speech thinking you weren’t done, they will pull that on us on p-3
@aganeo140785 Жыл бұрын
truly was... a Wait of The World (update)
@smithbabies7886 Жыл бұрын
Hakita has made a memetic hazard. i got that high when I played. I didn't beat funni orange man which is probably why I didn't pass out, but this is proof that hakita has been given godlike anomalous powers from RNJesus, Gabe Newell, himself. But seriously holy this game will be forever remembered as the game that made hard-core gamers beg for their mama and pass out.
@Cr_zzy Жыл бұрын
I fucking love when game devs do this, when they make a secret level just so they can be as evil as physically possible, that idoled stalker was devioooooous
@crazygamecrafter8830 Жыл бұрын
i found rocket jumps really useful in the sisyphus fight. its like a dash jump without the 2 stamina loss
@DOG_EATER_1887 Жыл бұрын
Wow. Usually when people have reactions this intense, 99% of the time it's fake. Somehow i can tell that's not the case here though, your excitement is so raw. Also, you actually did pretty well on Sisyphus, took me like 40 tries
@sleepycaat1257 Жыл бұрын
theres one interesting thing about your playstyle that i noticed. its that youre not abusing projectile boost like most players and using it very sparingly. idk i thought it was cool
@unoriginal2552 Жыл бұрын
V1 passes out after giving his best war cry and beating the Indomitable Human Spirit
@V2_maquina_suprema Жыл бұрын
are we gonna ignore the *bottom noises*?
@rykavproductions666 Жыл бұрын
I think the metal fish might potentially be a reference to Amid Evil. I vaguely remember fighting something similar to it when I played it some months ago EDIT: I checked the wiki for the level and it is a reference to Amid Evil
@roiwelboren9302 Жыл бұрын
Man looks like a rabi without the hat in the second faze
@oneoddturtle Жыл бұрын
bro turned into a seal after defeating the unmatched power of the sun
@claudine404 Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus Prime honestly broke me as a person, 44 minutes of pure and utter Hell. If the preceding parts weren't already painfully manhandling, Sisyphus made me need to take a 2-day break off ULTRAKILL. Hakita, you've done it again.
@Cyn445 Жыл бұрын
Only 44 minutes? Took my 12 hours and a thousand deaths to beat him, and I don’t regret a second of it.
@claudine404 Жыл бұрын
@@Cyn445 ouch. at least you made it through
@vectormanforever Жыл бұрын
I tried, but I can't beat p2 without turning on assist and lowering damage taken to 80 instead of 100. I'm good enough to P-Rank the manin levels after hours of tries and to "not-as-stylishly-bully" Gabe 2, and after 4 hours I was able to beat P1, but that final arena with the invincible stalk is my breaking point. 80% damage taken seems to be the point where I can beat it. I'll never be that good, but the fact that someone as mediocre as me got as far as I did without needing the assist mod is enough for me to be proud of myself~
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
I'm proud of you too!
@roiwelboren9302 Жыл бұрын
Never give up
@Cyn445 Жыл бұрын
Don’t feel bad, the entire level took me over 12 hours and a thousand deaths, the level is hell but you can get there
@vectormanforever Жыл бұрын
@@Cyn445 I did beat it eventually~ The first wave of the stalker room was my roadblock, specifically the ferryman. I spent about 10 hours purely practicing again him and adding in the other sword machines till I was confident enough to try. And beat that room first try! Then proceeded to get slammed into ground by Keep-Them-Coming man for only 2 hours surprisingly. Though since that day I have been using assist modes in other games, since it showed me pride is fragile and time is valuable~ So I guess I did get there. :D
I love how all the hard swears are censored EXCEPT the final F U when he killed Sisyphus
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
It was too raw for me to just censor
@natethegrape3337 Жыл бұрын
"i am never going to reach this high ever again" p-3: he he he ha
@Thatwishmaker Жыл бұрын
I don't know if you used the raw game audio for the music or added it in editing, but 14:30 lines up with the music too well.
@SheepyFields Жыл бұрын
Love how you replaced swears with “KZbin”
@aso3094 Жыл бұрын
Average day in Britain got me so hard.
@John-Stark Жыл бұрын
Christ, I can see why the wiki says when Sisyphus says Destroy He WILL Destroy you.
@SheepyFields Жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT YOU PASSED OUT? You ok bro?
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m good, you know that one dog that passes out when it gets too excited? Same thing there. First time that’s ever happened
@JmonsterNEO Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal well, let’s hope that P-3 doesn’t end up killing you.
@somejojolover Жыл бұрын
21:58 Sisyphus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Space seal: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
@liamconn35 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine P-3, will you be able to return to sanity after that?
@ProfessionalEepyHead Жыл бұрын
Space Seal is the type of guy to laugh at a spinning potato
@grassx_x Жыл бұрын
it made me laugh so hard when he passed out XD
@scomtom Жыл бұрын
around how long did you pass out? also this makes me more hyped to buy ultrakill on my birthday witch is in 1 or 2 days depending cuz it is very late when im writing this
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
A few seconds, not that long. Also happy early birthday!
@Solo34x23 күн бұрын
14:45 designated funny room
@diamondyoshi6649 Жыл бұрын
2:30 I think the bomb fish might be a reference to Terraria's bomb fish.
@benthadragon Жыл бұрын
The music is from Keygen Church i believe
@bozo460 Жыл бұрын
If the rest of ultrakill is a grenade then p-2 is a fucking cruise missile
@RomeoBlueMK.15 ай бұрын
P-3 will be a whole ICBM
@adon155 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know the hideous mass' idol opened up earlier than the stalker that room took so fucking long to do lmao
@icicleditor Жыл бұрын
Holy crap he pulled a hungrybox
@ineophobe Жыл бұрын
I like the part where sissy says "destroy" and then destroys space seal
@puppygamer7578 Жыл бұрын
I love how you used the KZbin slang made by rtgame
@HPMMMMMM Жыл бұрын
Bro this is what V1 gonna say if he can say
@zor3miey_v3llxeintraut Жыл бұрын
"its raining blood" Slayer reference
@empty_nam Жыл бұрын
if its raining blood why dont we heal naturally in this level
@tegbbcenjoyer Жыл бұрын
I didnt expect you passing out
@thegamerFOX45 Жыл бұрын
oh boy and im still wondering how HARD P-3 will be
@groovyalto Жыл бұрын
the update is so good really got a good spolingus out of me ngl
@Fakefakeez Жыл бұрын
WAS THAT PLACID PLASTIC DUCK SIMULATOR AT THE END
@bald_rice Жыл бұрын
Sisyphus Prime possessed Seal after he died?
@crako9844 Жыл бұрын
Easiest cybergrind wave:
@empty_nam Жыл бұрын
i said to myself: "well, this cant be that hard. ive practiced minos a lot before this update and practiced my parrying too" you can imagine the shock when i saw those 4 cerberi.
@empty_nam Жыл бұрын
also i went through the 5 stages of grief when i saw that idoled stalker
@kronical250 Жыл бұрын
i didnt know there was a video at the end of 5-S lol when i beat it the video wasnt there and i could see through the tv
@heathers8744 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised you beat the boss rush without the srs cannon
@Fresh_Knight Жыл бұрын
Are you ok? Like I hope you haven’t passed out like that much dhsgsd, just take care of yourself
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
That was the first time in my life that that has ever happened, I feel just fine. Thanks for the concern!
@ceoofcringe7600 Жыл бұрын
This is just P-2, imagine what Hakita will do on P-3
@guyguy4967 ай бұрын
This guy probably had a bigger reaction to this than f###ing
@Television_guy Жыл бұрын
its the fu-(youtube)ng IKEA shark
@bongus840 Жыл бұрын
Maybe v1's just the devil doing the gritty on everyone
@HyperEthereal Жыл бұрын
*Tenebre Rosso Sangue* started early because the ferryman died when you died i suppose
@CatzRuleGaming Жыл бұрын
-feedbacker run when-
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
-Soon-
@CatzRuleGaming Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal oh fuck what have i done
@SpaceSeal Жыл бұрын
Torture? Yeah that seems right
@CatzRuleGaming Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceSeal *perfect.*
@makarymetzger2627 Жыл бұрын
6:04 im dumb, that does that mean? Edit: Oh. _Ooooh~_
@ElÑoqui3012 Жыл бұрын
bro you good after P-2? Edit:I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW I HAVE TO SEE I HAVE TO KNOW
@crazygamecrafter8830 Жыл бұрын
16:02 wtf why is the ferryman up there for a frame T_T
@kilianstarzengruber6835 Жыл бұрын
God, it's the Disco Elysium VA!!! that's why I can't take him seriously
@roiwelboren9302 Жыл бұрын
The enemy part wasn't that long if you don't suck ( tried to improve my rank still D) (skill issue)
@klepsky Жыл бұрын
20:33 he became minos
@Owned_by_Scout_tf2 Жыл бұрын
So uhh there holding back punches but there not holding back the giant battle axe like this is not The difficulty of I’m not holding back any punches. This is the difficulty of I am going to make you feel internal pain
@slayer_of_hell Жыл бұрын
Wait gabe got new voicelines, I think
@josephbitto9687 Жыл бұрын
I had a suspicion it would be a fishing leverl
@guyguiseman152 Жыл бұрын
P-3 is probably gonna be lucifer as p-1 and 2 were great rulers of hell and who else but lucifer the actual ruler of hell also 5-S references him
@sandmars7 Жыл бұрын
"bottom noises" EXCUSE ME WHAT THE F*CK?!
@BrewsLament Жыл бұрын
they're a ULTRAKILL players do you really expect anything different?
@skeletronprime6115 Жыл бұрын
SRS cannon: am i a joke to you?
@CenPaka Жыл бұрын
Loved this so much, the commentary and the editing. Very KZbin moment. gay