ULTRAMARINES v 5 MILLION POX WALKERS! | Warhammer 40K | MODDED UEBS2

[@ts25679]

So we're getting closer to simulating a proper 40K conflict

[@Tippyhurdle954]

3 million heretics killed and only the loss of 14 hundred guardsmen I must say the Astra Militarum has outdone themselves this battle glory to the god emperor.

[@omnisans1649]

14:05 *Quickly raises bolter* 14:10 *Nodding while slowly putting away bolter skeptically*

[@slayer6498]

14:05 Black Templar Knods In Approval. 14:10 Raises Power Sword Slowly In Suspicion.

[@sebulller]

@@slayer6498 Imperial fist Fisting a black templar and black templar rages... Ultramarines are laughing at them. Yeah Cause black templars are the biggest pussies in 40k.

[@Illuminautable]

The Commissar meanwhile calmly sips his recaf, examines the battlefield report and deems the Krieg casualties 'acceptable losses'.

[@wanderhillen2435]

TBH 30k kriegsman is not even a days' worth of production out of the vitae wombs.

[@derweiher6535]

1 million dead for a millimeter captured land

[@kateverrall3015]

sounds good@@derweiher6535

[@danielbishop6743]

It would be really cool if they could re-skin Cleopatara as a Sanctioned Psyker. Run a few squads of them.

[@ChaoticPinky]

Love this idea ^ - Get some fireballs turn them blue - Warp Bolts

[@Ryan-li8qc]

1000 sons

[@drewtoli2353]

Man it would be so cool to see titans or knights in these videos. 🤞🤞 that the modders can make it happen sometime.

[@ChaoticPinky]

We are working on it :)

[@crossroads8370]

@@ChaoticPinky Have you added any new units yet Pinky?

[@ZyklonBeast12]

That would severely moisten my panties

[@corvidcorax]

I gotta say that your commentary and scenarios really breathe life into these battles. Definitely one of the best UEBS content creators at the moment, keep it up man.

[@ChaoticPinky]

Thank you for your kind words :D

[@Ryan-li8qc]

​@@ChaoticPinkythe lore murder is a little much but its fun

[@makehappyfaces2542]

The forces of Nurgle may have lost the battle, but with the sheer volume of bodies the pestilence and diseases will run wild, he may yet win the war.

[@ChaoticPinky]

Yep thats right - The Medusa V (Fall of Medusa) campaign has come to an end and now we move onto the Campaign For Armageddon; where Chaos, Orks and 'Umies battle it out to the bitter end.

[@ntfoperative9432]

You know what, it would be cool if you just attempted to do a Warhammer Scale battle, if even to just see how your pc would die trying to render it

[@alexvaraderey]

In answer to your question, blood is good for plants and trees. It acts as a fertiliser for the plants AND oxygenates the soil.

[@100thmonkey]

The blood pools and rivers were magnificent. Zombie hordes wading through blood - Incredible!

[@pamelasmith4230]

The blood god is pleased

[@kerviuskuroshiba5120]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL MAIM BURN!

[@nobob8564]

The landscape will be forever changed. This land became known as Blood-Pox Bog. It is said that the stench of death and decay still remains to this day.

[@benjaminZ20]

Damn, those flamers are gonna be busy for a couple days lol

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Rare to see a defense team win in these vids. I think what really helped was the layered defense. Most the time you just have one front line, one trench. Having a secondary line really helped as it meant the chaos bodies filling the first line wasn't instant death for the entire army.

[@adifferentangle7064]

Yeah I'd love to see this done with proper war mechanics. Bayonet square bonuses, etc.

[@kerviuskuroshiba5120]

Blessed by the Omnissiah! Your Machine Spirit did not falter showcasing this grand battle. My machine spirit would literally explode if I ever tried that 🤣

[@Vok250]

Ah yes. The THRID war for Armageddon.

[@cinfully_mec570]

Are you able to cammand units to charge? I'd so, you absolutely should. How amazing would it be to have seen those space marines charge straight into what was left of chaos. Nonetheless, amazingly awesome videos. I appreciate you making them

[@ragnarian]

So...blood is actuslly really good for plants, its rich in various nutrients that plants need, and various vegetables can be grown with it Remember, plants take primarily what they need from the soil and leave the rest, unless primed in the seed stage to take more of something it normslly doesnt (put a seed in saline solution mixed with the the vitamin/minerals you want it to take more of for 48 hours, dry it out, then plant it and itll take more of that thing)

[@ChaoticPinky]

Looks like I need to have a warhammer battle in my garden then :D

[@ariclegomaniac]

@@ChaoticPinkycareful on who fights in your yard, Nurgle loves gardens as well he might no he will make your garden his garden and it’s just eww

[@ChaoticPinky]

@@ariclegomaniac I heard that there are trees with litral bits of poo growing on the m in Nurgle gardens so yeah ... i think you are right .. ..

[@ariclegomaniac]

@@ChaoticPinky I would highly suggest tau blood, no one’s gonna miss them lol

[@mattor300]

Also funilly in our university we did a test about that (my idea but because I'm not a planthead but a zoologist I was the one to get the blod not the one to test it...) Essentially I've gotten 100 liters of chicken blod, 100l of cow blod, and 100 liters of pig blod It was enough to watter the plants for 6 months. The girls chose an idiot proof plant I always forget a name of (again zoologists don't give a dam about plants, unless you need that to write some papers about a food chain but for me its always learn and forget) Essentially the plant that was wattered with a normal watter well was normal, nothing special The one ,,wattered'' with only chicken blood died after a month, The one with pigs blood got sick but still kinda developed just slowly And finally the cows one was simmilar to chicken one that it died at some point but it did actually live for 4 months and tbh developed faster than normal watter one, Also it should be noted the plants were taken from a same parent and that we did 3 runs total with simmilar resoults, also that butcheries are often happy to sell blod for quite a cheap price Ok so why did the plants develop this way, essentially they were in a closed space, (I mean the roots) wich meant that as the blod filed the soil of the plants it lead to development of microorganisms, wich in term damaged the roots and kiled the plant, or made it sick, Only interesting thing was that the chicken blood turned out to be straight up posionus to the plants, but that's only because after we checked it we realized how filed with different chemicals it is, like I'd just like to say you really should kinda avoid eating chicken... Also about the blod as a fertilizer, well yea if u have some spared blod from butchering an animal you can always mix it up with your Normal watter, just don't overdo it.

[@XilentVelocity]

Mate I genuinely just came across these videos today, and they're fucking brilliant! Keep it up man this is genuinely great content

[@Gullifull]

1:02 Brother where is your left foot?

[@candlestyx8517]

This is definitely what I imagine 40k battlefields look like.

[@hartwinstein7434]

the Ultramarines Bolters must have been melting in their Hands o..O

[@harry33987]

Your vids just keep getting better man, keep up the good work!

[@ChaoticPinky]

Its because of support like yours that I am able to keep doing this so thank you my dude!

[@kylershahalami6453]

In the US Marines, we used to chant "What makes grass grow?" "BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD." Blood has a healthy amount of nitrogen in it, so plants love it.

[@hrolfr-kraki]

Yes, blood is quite good for plants. Fantastic battle, I hope for Knights.

[@isaacjones748]

khorne and nurgle totally fist-bumped after this bloodbath

[@zoltanslayer4566]

imagine being an archeologist uncovering all this stuff millions of years in the future.

[@dj11o9er]

Obviously its a mass extinction event

[@tvctaswegia497]

"they died to fall damage or drowning... Let that sink in". We saw what you did here.

[@nathanielcockayne2376]

TBH when you do the close up and you see all the gore happening it makes you wonder how long it takes before you would actually be covered in blood, drenched in it plus little tiny little bits of demons 😅 grimdark. You gotta love it

[@thecactusman17]

The only thing I'm generally surprised at is the relative lack of artillery here. There's maybe 10 "whirlwinds" but the Guard would absolutely have had a huge compliment of Basilisks and other artillery on station to provide additional support. Each infantry company for example would probably have had multiple mortar teams on hand to provide additional fire support in addition to Heavy Bolter emplacements.

[@ChuPapicito]

ooooooooo very nice setup, very pleasing +1 for the blood god - keep it up, Pinky, dis good shit!

[@QuinchGaming]

Sees a river of blood.... Khorne is pleased

[@Simyonovich]

Blood and bone are some of the most ancient fertilizers, thus their being featured in descriptions of many ancient harvest rituals

[@Egobert]

That Korps right flank was the MVP of this battle

[@thecocktailian2091]

You knew no Marine would fall, and the bulk of the Artillery would survive, but I must say I am surprised so many IG survived.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

IG are actually pretty strong, if given proper defensive positions. In game terms cover is an invulnerable 3+ save. Unless they have something like a flamer or frag grenade which ignores cover. Their biggest weakness in game is obviously lack of weapons capable of hurting the stronger enemies of the Imperium, and moral. Though this game does lack heavy weapons teams. In this vid the space marines could of easily been IG troops using a heavy bolter.

[@armi999]

It did look like may 1-2 on the corner of their formation were reached, but I guess not enough left to actually kill any Marines.

[@romainvicta3076]

This is the most accurate gameplay In any game in terms of scale accuracy to true 40k battles

[@TechnoJo3]

"Men, we may not win this battle, but we will definitely change the geography!"

[@Rosivok]

What makes the grass grow? BLOOD! Blood makes the grass grow!

[@17joren]

I love watching your videos on 2x speed, you sound like the commentator for a sport 😂 a blood sport!

[@ChaoticPinky]

I have been told i commentate like john madden xD

[@Toto_Meister_01]

If it wasn't Armageddon and the chaos that was invading was Nugle/pox walkers, unfortunately even though the imperium may have won, they'd probably commit exterminartous on the planet because chaos but also all the contamination and disease left by Nurgle's forces

[@mrsickukxx1332]

I’ve seen a few of these battle simulator channels. You have the best commentary by far Pinky 👍 subscribed

[@ChaoticPinky]

Thank you my dude !!!!!!

[@BunAndDun]

All I'm saying is my bug boys wouldn't be caught slacking and lose like that. Praise the 4-armed emperor!

[@eternity303.]

the korps, the death krieg, ah yes my favorite imperial guard regiment

[@austinmadness1]

The walls will build themselves from the corpses of our enemies

[@iWhisperASMR]

100 Space Marines vs ANYTHING, I'd go with the 100 Space Marines. Space Marine chapters in Warhammer 40,000 typically consist of 1,000 marines, divided into 10 companies of 100 marines each. However, deployment can range from small squads (usually 5-10 marines) for specialized missions.

[@regalforever]

I feel like walking over a mountain of bodies and swimming through a river of blood should slow the zombies a bit.

[@MageMinionsOP]

Now images me all of nurgles plagues are swimming in those pools.

[@Curt-Kierangaming]

blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne korne is happy with the bloodshed from both sides

[@Heating56]

Lore accurate Warhammer battle

[@runecowman]

I feel like pox walker blood probably wouldn't be great for the whole family but gosh dang those literal mountains of dead and rivers of blood. Khorne smiles today.

[@weedyboydetectives]

the tony blackburn of warhammer 👍🏻

[@TheFatalcrest]

XD turned that dessert into the Red Sea.

[@christopherk7920]

the stench coming fr the corpses will last for years

[@sleepywasstolen]

its so satisfying seeing the rockets and artillery hit the middle of the crowds

[@newseager4021]

8:50 Blood isn't bad, it has water and other nutrients that plants like, but also really high salt, it would be like watering them with salt water. Buuuut... POX WALKER BLOOD? Yeah those trees are gonna rot into little twigs in seconds.

[@Dantaroen]

The scary part is this probably wouldnt matter to Nurgle. This is an excellent breeding ground for plagues and demon spawn.

[@zerbaman4255]

Would love to see an imperium attack on a chaos or xeno faction switching the roles and seeing how they fare

[@MandaloretheSavage]

What started as a trenchline has become a ridgeline.

[@RazorbackX99]

TOS-1 "Whirlwind".

[@Proteus2905]

Shovel plus faith equals victory! The emperor protects!

[@davidmewis4095]

Love all your videos and the commentary is awesome

[@ChaoticPinky]

Thanks my guy :D

[@FRFFW]

Imagine 2,000 auto cannon lemen russ and a 100,000 guardmen 😂

[@Todd6976]

krieg summed up in one quote, i didnt hear no bell

[@freddylopez4221]

They sell bloodmile which is dried blood for plants so yes blood can be good for plant growth in moderation

[@liorkle]

It’s great that they got John Oliver to do the narration.

[@notnotalwen4891]

Your internal GPU heat would be comparable to the surface of the sun at this point lol

[@Amayer67]

average day in the guard

[@Roni-kg1sw]

When you know they’re all poxwalkers of Nurgle and he says that they’re chanting “skulls for the skull throne” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@locarno24]

Blood and bone meal is actually really good fertiliser.

[@jerryandersson4873]

wow, i wonder how many imperials actually died from drowning. High ground is indeed massive advantage. :D

[@machans372]

When you said “God’s work” my eyes narrowed

[@ChaoticPinky]

I never said which god ....

[@АлексейЗаричко-л9т]

It's normal day in Warhammer 40000

[@heretic134]

Blood makes the grass grow

[@Therockolypse]

Blood and Bone is a plant additive here in Australia

[@paulrussell9500]

Here's my question - I am wondering what it would look like if we had one of these battles, but then at the halfway mark, at around 2.5 million losses, another 5 million enemy army arrived... Like, a Nid or Orc army arriving at the rear of the first 5 million army.

[@MargotDobbie]

Can you imagine the crush on your moral...😂

[@paulrussell9500]

@@MargotDobbie I'm a World Eater. More skulls

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Not sure if it's possible but we need some flamers in this game!

[@bradfromthewell]

Why does listening to this make me feel like I've travelled back in time 20 years and put on the QVC shopping channel.

[@Gorbz]

The crazy thing is that after about five minutes or so of continual fire, the Imperial forces would be completely out of ammo

[@Zaelrae]

Ah yes. The Thrid War. What a war that was.

[@Redsuit11]

Blood is good for trees, maybe not that much blood but blood is good for trees normally

[@colincreath4695]

Try this one with 5 million Tyranids! I'm curious if the space marines combined with the rocket launchers can stop that many of them.

[@thecocktailian2091]

Hes made them. The 'Nids just run roughshod, Defenders have zero chance.

[@prang8522]

Such a good day to be a kriegsman 🥺

[@Skaramine]

This is why I love the Krieg!❤❤❤

[@BruceWade-n2d]

total war 40k is long overdue

[@TypeZeta2]

As a Krieg player I approve. My only complaint. Needs about a lot more bayonets. And a yes amount of artillery.

[@zebulonreynaud919]

the explosions from ultramarins don't do enough damage, it would one shot many zombies with each shot

[@viridisxiv766]

i want to see how these battles would play out with limited ammunition. something reasonable like six reloads per man? and thirty shots per reload. so 180 shots each. and with true line of sight preventing large blocks of infantry from shooting through eachother, this would play out very differently.

[@LoisoPondohva]

Well, that just mathematically wouldn't even put much of a dent into attackers. Don't think a poxwalker can harm a space marine in any way, so I guess it'll just be a month or two of melee for the boys in blue.

[@nuo5358]

The only casualty here’s the graphics card

[@ChaoticPinky]

It weeps daily 😆

[@adammclaughlin845]

It's just Chaos, not "the" Chaos (unless you're saying the Chaos forces/the Chaos hordes). It's like saying humans breathe "the oxygen".

[@dannyruggles7020]

0:13 what is that game in the background?

[@IIGDZ]

I believe that would be warhammer 40k Darktide

[@Cavscout5096]

Hmmmm if the Korps can last, wonder how long Cadian Guardsmen with Catachan fighters (w/Auxiliary units like Ogryn), Basalisk artillery, Sentinels, LeMan Russ Tanks, Baneblade tank for support?

[@Cavscout5096]

Also.... SUBBED!!

[@commanderseraphus8059]

Chaos should've known attacking a kreigsman in a trench gives them a home turf buff

[@JustGeorgiaxD]

This is awesome!!! How did your pc survive

[@christophertryhorn784]

No where near enough artillery for it to be Krieg

[@orphanslayer6546]

Pov your finnish during the winter war

[@AntonsVoice]

An ocean of blood and pox

[@callmeginga]

Poor deployment geometry: Canon Bad artillery fire control: canon Units not deployed where they'd do the most good: canon Kriegsman dying to melee in lesser numbers than friendly fire: canon

[@MargotDobbie]

This is mindblowing

[@jacobmann7337]

The blood is for the blood god what can ya say

[@btredwood]

Blood and bone is great for gardens

[@ogerpinata6622]

I absolutly love your videos. There is just one question in my head, Why do they all have such poor aim😭

[@ChaoticPinky]

The accuracy stat that you can edit in game is not what you think..... Imagain it as a cone rather than their ability to aim - if their accuracy is set to 0% - they fire in a 180 degree arc from the gun (bullets everywhere including directly up and down) - if its at 100% it fires like a lazer beam with no deviation from target. Basicaly this means they always have 100% perfect aim - but their chance to hit is never 100% - even if you set it to 100% they can still miss :P

[@ogerpinata6622]

@@ChaoticPinky Oh damn, sorry then😅. I thought you manualy put the aim lower like on a scale thing. Keep these Videos going, love it.

[@kerviuskuroshiba5120]

With all those lasguns shooting, I would have shitty aim with all dem flashlights lighting up the field 😂🤣