Umbrella spider with sound

[@baconlord2545]

Me: *Looks at my 5 umbrellas* “We’ve known each other forever please don’t hurt me.”

[@sarangsudhakar]

Why the fuck, do you have 5 umbrellas?? 👀

[@EbilDerp]

@@sarangsudhakar backup

[@aadityarudra2197]

🎶We've known each other, for so long.

[@EbilDerp]

@@aadityarudra2197 Umbrella before murder: "You know the rules and so do i~" proceeds to kill owner

[@aadityarudra2197]

@@EbilDerp Umbrella: Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say... Invincible title card BLOOD SPLATTER

[@dicaru0078]

Target employee: "why are you returning this?" Me: "..."

[@cannibalbunny]

Ew, you shop at Target?

[@blisteringstars]

@@cannibalbunny me omw to feed my superiority complex

[@raniacat9742]

@@cannibalbunny Bruh, please don't tell me were gonna start a fight for shopping at a *STORE*

[@raniacat9742]

@@cannibalbunny and does it matter if they shop at target?

[@craftkidgaming2709]

@@cannibalbunny ew you care about others life style

[@MrBrick-qb1ji]

Me: I can’t find my umbrella My mom: well It didn’t grow legs and walk away The umbrella:

[@astrofirereindeer2799]

It*

[@MrBrick-qb1ji]

@@astrofirereindeer2799 thanks

[@astrofirereindeer2799]

@@MrBrick-qb1ji no prob

[@TheRoyceOfThemAll]

[@Bluey]

it grew legs and RAN away

[@IsaacFoster..]

As an umbrella user, I can confirm that it's a great defence item.

[@nigthbotnew6013]

kagura :) user

[@annanaiyaparker5816]

I'll never look at umbrellas the same way again. 😅

[@Untitleddummy234]

Me too i usually use it as a spear and use it like missile launcher as a finisher

[@MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr]

​@@Untitleddummy234 This was funnier than the video lol

[@spregged7231]

This is why you don’t open umbrellas indoors.

[@organizedmicrowave4414]

The secret has been revealed. The government can't hide this one!!!

[@jojolioned]

If you open it outside it will cause more destruction

[@THUNDERPLAYS-e4c]

yes INDOORS I MUST PUT ONE IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERMENT

[@YomActual]

Nicely said, boi

[@THUNDERPLAYS-e4c]

@@YomActual YE

[@gavinlamp5426]

Batman: "Let me guess... Umbrella machine gun..?" The Penguin: "Not exactly..."

[@challenger8bit572]

Aww shit;-;

[@unlondonsoldier5530]

Rip

[@urbainleverrier1]

He changed his weapon, hes tired of it

[@missdamenoir2830]

Spiders eat bats

[@huzaifa8665]

If they include this scene in a movie it'll be the most epic thing ever

[@dugtrioramen]

This spider is a hero. He clearly killed a robot disguised as a humans, otherwise there wouldn't be an explosion. We've delayed the robot invasion by another day

[@skylardaydreamer2369]

He also created a new invasion, umbrella spider invasion

[@skirmishcustoms2595]

He sacrificed himself for us

[@ieater3571]

Where did the blood come from-?

[@the-letter_s]

@@ieater3571 coolant

[@sedar3417]

Que buen comentario. No lo había pensado así. La araña protegió a la humanidad.

[@agyeie240]

Dog named Tsar Bomba: Really calm and not aggressive Dog named Bunnie Bun:

[@amidstsunshine]

REAL

[@magsevans5307]

Trudeau

[@tripps3631]

Ah, its refreshing to see an Australian taking his pet spider out for a walk!

[@healthyfor]

Every day in Australia :D

[@Mr.devilPan]

you even want to go give him a hug

[@THEbumbass]

@@healthyfor literally

[@GoatQueen]

Yeah a nice calm walk

[@gdas4092]

I often used to get unconscious when I saw a big spider in my childhood...

[@VotingHarmony]

Jokes aside this is insanely impressive

[@junowhyarewetalkingtoeacho4215]

looks like a perfect militech ngl. Imagine using that as a demolition or siege breaker for urban warfare.

[@haileeharvey2655]

Yes but let’s remember they forgot their leash

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Its_me_Stolas]

And God damn scary. I was still shocked when it started to run on the wall

[@ploopybear]

Ikr it's impressive how he built the robot, but I feel like we should also condemn him for the mass murder

[@Palexite]

This is an accurate POV of what Gordon Freeman sees when it comes to headcrabs.

[@amirahmed7230]

I was about to say something like that.

[@acek2016]

HELLO GORDON

[@arcticwolf2424]

Do you mean Morgan freeman as Gordon freeman is 1st a terrible name and 2nd isn’t a person.

[@KromerlessGuy]

@@arcticwolf2424 Gordon Freeman is the protagonist of Half Life, but you probably dont know, learn before talking.

[@amirahmed7230]

@@arcticwolf2424 Gordon is a name, and fucking play half life.

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

This takes place in a modern world where mimics aren’t just treasure chests, but everyday objects as well.

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

One of the best things for a mimic to disguise itself as is a porcelain throne

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

@@RustyhairedAlp9575 Also one of the most deadly species of Mimics.

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

@@Eternus_transmogrifus49 I bet they eat like starfish

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

@@RustyhairedAlp9575 probably.

[@Bruh404-i4e]

@@Eternus_transmogrifus49Mimics. Wendingos. Umbrella Spiders. And Crab People.

[@velromarcrkn8370]

Coms: "Hey! Newbie! Don't touch that button!!" New Agent: "Is this a spy umbrella? *Presses button*"

[@Voteforme1812]

Lol

[@ashfudge2582]

s.u starts to run in rooms & explodes*

[@ashfudge2582]

@Vertigo Schtick who

[@arslan7108]

Kingsmen 3 plots....

[@FivesCT-mn1is]

Vertigo Schtick you must be fun at parties

[@kerimbasic2795]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that the spider-umbrella made an explosion in a school in under 5 seconds?

[@CM-dx6xu]

Plot twist: a school shooter armed with explosives was scared af and blew it up.

[@phabidz]

The Umbrella split an atom

[@pavelzabak5276]

Welcome to USA Brasil

[@Kayuk]

eyy imamo isto ime

[@hal0w_]

Why is nobody talking about that it slaughtered some people at the corner? Wait why are those people even at the corner? WHY WERE THEY NOT RUNNING?!

[@hobo_ytt45]

My friend: “I’ve got a pet spider” Me: “Is it friendly?” Him: “Totally...”

[@iTlsMe]

Also the spider:

[@TheFoodith]

Lol, SUPER friendly

[@yummytoast9629]

@RENZ 505 THIS WAS EIGHT MINUTES AGO

[@yummytoast9629]

@RENZ 505 so it means i first to see ur reply

[@hgamer6917]

Let's see how many year your mother will be leave Ignore 0 Subscribe 1000000000000000000

[@justanidiot2347]

It went from haha spooky umbrella spider, to murder, to random explosion, this escalated really quickly

[@cedrolenon]

Killer queen already touch it

[@bruno1999]

ESCALATERS ESCALATERS ESCALATERS CMON GARY NEEDS A NEW COLLAR

[@_semih_]

The man and woman around the corner: "We must destroy this creature by using this C4 right here with us and the humanity shall remember our names"

[@ArmoredsoldierCZ]

They just hapaned to hold C4 which one of them activated it to blow up. What a coincidence that they were there, one of them holding C4, right? XD

[@ArmoredsoldierCZ]

@ROBLOXWS GAMER Then who set off the explosive? If you are dead, you cant set off an explosive.

[@mecha_editz8387]

I think those people died first since there was red on wall

[@fatih9016]

@@ArmoredsoldierCZ they set off the explosive but it took a few seconds to blow up so umbrella killed them

[@ArmoredsoldierCZ]

@@mecha_editz8387 Well, if you think about it, the thing that there is blood, it doesnt automatically mean that person is dead. If it would cut my arm, i still live. Only thing is that o lost arm, im bleeding and im in big pain. But i still live. So, you have to think about that too.

[@bluewink1646]

WE NEED AN SCP ENTRY RIGHT NOW

[@shadowflame099]

An SCP 3023-A. Pretty frightening to encounter.

[@littleman5780]

3023 it’s a Phone spider go search scp 3023

[@parelemyt4743]

You encountered SCP-3023

[@linhduong0809]

YES

[@chocodraws5137]

Object class?

[@erenthebirb1220]

Therapist: "An umbrella spider doesn't exist,it can't hurt you." The umbrella spider:

[@proxyxvl622]

Isn't it obvious that it is?

[@riva8714]

And it hurt 2 persons...or KILLED

[@Purpled_EyeTV]

@@riva8714 hurt*

[@riva8714]

@@Purpled_EyeTV thx

[@kuroyamikinju8203]

The joke got abused so it no more funny for me :-:

[@damianragnarreosora8568]

Umbrella spider:better scramble like a egg before you get fold like paper Killer:WHAT THE FU** IS THA- *dies*

[@PHY_SSJTrunks]

*The giant enemy spider*

[@le_kastle]

*starts beatboxing

[@shaunromero6846]

It's a new kind of typhon

[@ItemVexReview]

I knew there would be people doing it.

[@jackofalltrades6129]

Attack its weak point for massive damage.

[@paulthedoge]

How old is this meme?

[@ErwinSmith001]

"Do you like animals?" "Of course" "Can you show me?" "Sure, here's an umbrella, just don't look at him for 3 minutes"

[@rekhavmenon1507]

:buffering:

[@bobby-oi7jb]

Wait what

[@BloofDoll]

@@bobby-oi7jb it's 2 am and I'm scared to sleep now

[@bobby-oi7jb]

@@BloofDoll just put a glass of water under you bed and the paralyze demon will be pleased and leave you alone :) Jk 🗿🤡👍👍👍

[@user-xo1bp8yg7k]

hey there again mate.!!

[@syrathdouglas1244]

This is SCP 3023, also known as "And then it decided to be an angry spider"

[@TaruTwist]

no that one is a phone spider

[@syrathdouglas1244]

The official wiki shows multiple items transforming, such as a baseball, gel pill, a folding chair, and even a car

[@ThyBoiledOne]

@@syrathdouglas1244 And a HU MAN CORPSE

[@Avicerox]

@@ThyBoiledOne A skeleton to be precise.

[@notevenusingthisanymorelol]

@@ThyBoiledOne Smh, can't believe grandpa came 100 years early to the skeleton war

[@comerzthaclockerz]

"Aww isnt he so cute my pet doesn't bite go on" The pet:

[@eden8185]

That is terrifying

[@spacemiaou67]

This short was directed by three different persons. First, a normal dude who had a broken umbrella, Second, Ridley Scott as the top of the umbrella mutated, Then, Tarantino for the blood and violence, And at last, Michael Bay for the explosion that didn’t make sense.

[@Prololan]

Thats 4

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

Nice

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

@@Prololan a normal dude didn’t try to direct it tho

[@nobunaga2462]

Plot Twist: The Blood Is From The Creeper, That's What Cause The Explosion

[@THEMASTER-gw2tt]

No hablo taka taka

[@luxaeterna6666]

Psychologist: The Spider Umbrella is not real, he cannot hurt you. The Spider Umbrella:

[@user-ui4qi9hh2t]

E

[@SSS20025]

F

[@Brannoob]

p

[@user-ui4qi9hh2t]

@Jakey The Wasp just like your mom

[@user-ui4qi9hh2t]

@Jakey The Wasp just like your mom in heaven/hell*

[@Avicerox]

People: We must protect Australian wildlife. Australian Wildlife:

[@rebel6301]

as an australian myself, i can confirm. its absolutely fucked. we got big ass mammals that can kill you in a single kick, octopus that can kill, spiders.. fucking everything is evil

[@Viz-AU]

@@rebel6301 im with you bro everything tries to fuckin kill me inside or outside 😭😭😭

[@rebel6301]

@@Viz-AU everything wants to kill. it sucks

[@delrasshial7200]

@@rebel6301 because *live* is *evil* backwards, so your lives are evil there

[@foxy3179]

Wow I personally thought you guys were going to defend the animals

[@junminh5793]

The instant murder item with a 70% chance of also murdering the user.

[@Potato_Harvey]

I was always told as a kid to not open my umbrella inside buildings, now i know why

[@Helicopter7]

burger.

[@koni5883]

@@Helicopter7 noice

[@zanderxleangel8961]

Yeah so if you're umbrella does that you better not make any sudden movement

[@jmsdfdamacloid__9306]

Mr.creeps titles be like

[@iqbalumran9883]

@@Helicopter7 Sandvich

[@MJs_IQ]

That’s what happens when you open a umbrella indoors. You don’t just get bad luck, but a monster spider umbrella

[@curiositania]

Aaaaand this, kids, is how you spot the Italian dude in the comments section.

[@oop-itschelsea1895]

Telling this to my future kids

[@Celeryleven-Oreo]

Brolophobia ( fear of umbrellas ) the new phobia

[@digus7640]

Guess i will have a pet then

[@YomActual]

Noelle: I've got a nightmare tonight... Sarah: How was that like? Nightmare:

[@dnkvworu]

Plot Twist: She became a Toby Fox character in the nightmare.

[@dennisdamenace184]

@@dnkvworu what

[@redleader4876]

100thblike and 3rd comment

[@yuganshubhurtel8344]

And you're the person who screamed and got disemboweled or something

[@cherrychip_]

@@dennisdamenace184 She’s talking about Noelle, who is a female reindeer character from the game DELTARUNE Chapter 1. It’s a good game tbh, it’s very short tho.

[@xx_kikoo_xx9874]

What a smart spider, it detected a suicide bomber next to that guy and protected him

[@alexanderglex4600]

Counter-Terrorists Win

[@pactpoint]

"Spider Umbrella isn't real. It can't hurt you." *Spider Umbrella:*

[@guyify2577]

[@noanmoura]

Aí não copio meme BR não minino

[@jayyeditz2003]

@@guyify2577 how the *FUCK* do you do that

[@eekumbokum6770]

@@guyify2577 OMG 😳

[@Yuthoob]

@Uncle Slappy

[@mrvoidschannel359]

"Do you have a pet?" "yes, here" "thats... umbrella" "dont worry, it doesnt bite"

[@marrymejisoo3413]

yeah but it ca definitely do other things...

[@editshd3037]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKC7nWOXisdknM0

[@unlisted.05826]

@ANUBHUTI GOSWAMI XD

[@ryanrushford7918]

@Denise Ferron I remember that vine lol

[@TheRoseOfGremory]

It may perhaps disembowl however..

[@faithisyourdownfall]

Not gonna lie, this actually scared the hell out of me. Edit: Wanted to say that I know it's fake and animated, we all know. Just saying that the first time I saw it scared me.

[@xxsuv1v0rxx94]

Fr

[@someonexd835]

Same

[@goldendav20]

Same

[@someonexd835]

@Diamond Cinema ye

[@BobbyEvans1234]

[@stupidvoiceofreason]

I like how gradually it escalates from a regular umbrella to a literal explosion

[@nirze2044]

I mean who wouldn't want a pet that can - Protect you from rain - Protect you from sunlight - Protect you from thieves/criminals by transforming into a spider and murdering them

[@nexaaaaaaa]

You don't even have to feed it :D you just need to let your little pet on a walk and you can rest home, he'll come back! But do not worry, that red stuff is just ketchup! Everyone will love YOU with this pet spider umbrella! Buy now! Only for 10.50$! . . . . . . . Please get that monster away from me! It killed my entire family!" Add ends The guy watching the add ,,Well that sure does look like a nice addition to the family!"

[@bread9289]

im mean i just want it to pet it

[@laultimarebanada]

Calli pfp 👀

[@ZaFah695]

Plot twist: The spider is a "Grim Reaper"

[@amandalee3144]

@@nexaaaaaaa can I buy one today

[@FirstLast-hz8ut]

“It’s okay! The Dog doesn’t bite” The Dog:

[@blame2bc]

LMAOOO GOODDD ONEEE😂

[@Clown234-k1p]

@@blame2bc what does lmao mean it's stupid

[@blame2bc]

@@Clown234-k1p got to sleep kiddo

[@NeovenatorGuy]

@@Clown234-k1p it means your to young to be on the Internet kid

[@maeackerman618]

siR iTs an UmbrEllA

[@KingkyLeor]

it literally just existed for a second and decided that mass genocide was the solution to life

[@orochimaruthesannin9107]

Perhaps it survived?

[@Gudsur]

@@orochimaruthesannin9107 he said genocide, not suicide

[@orochimaruthesannin9107]

@@Gudsur oh. My bad.

[@orochimaruthesannin9107]

@@Gudsur just translated it to germany. Now i know what it means😅

[@Gudsur]

@@orochimaruthesannin9107 it’s cool bruh

[@queen_of_hearts_xo_]

That umbrella spider is so cute!!

[@crazychicken8290]

dangerrous

[@Germanstein1]

Jep the spider is cute

[@amidstsunshine]

I need one as a pet ngl

[@moloodrw]

💀DEADLY💀

[@claytonwade3570]

@@amidstsunshine frfr

[@twiyn]

This is one of those things that tiktok just doesn’t give you.

[@Blink-uc1nt]

Lol damn true.

[@wb2775]

I saw this video on tik tok almost 2 years ago

[@Systeror]

@@wb2775 ye but I was stolen from KZbin

[@TheMythOfPeace]

Yep

[@twiyn]

@@TheMythOfPeace OMG HI :))

[@Yveci]

"Insects truly are fascinating, what's your favorite species of spider?" *Shows them this video*

[@vinceiosefa4821]

Hello

[@Genius_at_Work]

Good Thing Spiders aren't Insects tho

[@ronantheronin3521]

Spiders are arachnids, they have 8 legs and fused head and thorax.

[@birdbrain691]

@@ronantheronin3521 I knew this was coming before I even decided to look at the replies

[@itkunyz]

Lmao

[@coffeejellyash]

"The site is experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid class breaches."

[@svensvensson3722]

Yeah..stay away from them ....

[@mohsinbashir6371]

I hope 682 isn't one of them.

[@vanessag3053]

Full site lock down enishetid

[@billcipher7873]

Warning: 682 has escaped get as far from here as possible.

[@shiningarmor2838]

This is Safe because the person had to open the umbrella to let the spider out.

[@Oblak4673]

My friend: my dog doesn't bite The dog:

[@JohnkentDaleTTalco]

plot twist: the umbrella was protecting him cause there was a killer

[@gamermeme3739]

Yea

[@gabrielaragon9562]

Umbrella spider for president

[@StaryLucky]

But thats way too much just to kill a killer ;-;

[@ユリ-k5c]

Yeah your right

[@downcastend11]

@@StaryLucky there is never such a thing as too much when it comes to protection.

[@PrincessChieswoll]

And this is why you should never open an umbrella indoors…

[@jetrickgordo4026]

I feel like this is a genuine trip card for an SCP disguised as an umbrella to be summoned from an inanimate stage.

[@brofist1096]

😂

[@brofist1096]

@Ban 😂

[@saitama6204]

Lol yea

[@decodedbunny101]

SCP writers: Noted and done

[@glaciveestudios6170]

Memes aside, the person who made this is a genius!

[@Toastar27]

True, the transition from real footage to CGI is very smooth

[@Alone_chosen1]

No it's a menace to society

[@Kinseliplier]

How tf did they make this. How tf is this possible.

[@jairozalexis4989]

Society used to use the word "genius" for ppl like Einstein,Tesla,etc. And now you are using it for this...

[@Kinseliplier]

@@jairozalexis4989 this guy would have to be a genius to make something that good though.

[@YepItsApollo]

Alternative title: sentient umbrella kills a person and fucking explodes

[@Scrapyard24c]

The Decepticons are getting sneakier with their spies it would seem.

[@lethalboom3008]

That’s why I always get jumpy around Mountain Dew and locust swarms

[@TheRisingStorm316]

*Damn right we are!* Gotta start somewhere to lure the Autobots out of hiding, you know

[@reconghostgaming3213]

Didn’t know soundwave carried an umbrella with him. His little deceptions are so sneaky yet so destructive.

[@NaTive219]

Soundwave must’ve gotten another mini con

[@NaTive219]

@@reconghostgaming3213 ikr

[@aureusknighstar2195]

"The giant enemy spider!" **Furious beatboxing**

[@tryan0]

nuh nuuh nununununununuuuuuuhh nuh

[@ok_man_kov4708]

Best comment.

[@PointsofData]

Threw up an entire sleeve of Oreos into his grandmothers coffin at age 45, funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@justtosmash]

Beatboxer here 🙂🖐

[@cheesypies]

Oh shit its a _large_ *enemy* umbrella SPIDER (Pkm battle theme beatboxing)

[@yourbadjester]

"It's just a spider, it won't hurt you, it's more scared of you than you are of it"

[@IwasThatCurlyFryGuy]

Keep telling yourself that

[@donquavioussquintillioncor2261]

@@IwasThatCurlyFryGuy Then you will become spiderman

[@IwasThatCurlyFryGuy]

@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 0-0

[@Hryzuki]

Spider:are you scared of me Me: no now shut up Spider: I'm a black widow Me:😦

[@-Miyoshi]

Umm then why did it eat-welp nevermind

[@BlackRedsBumblebeeWasp747]

I would love to have one as a pet!! So cute!!

[@OnsideE]

Me too! It really is adorable:)

[@mixey01]

Imagine it being a decepticon in a R-Rated Transformer movie, would be sick....

[@dededank7652]

Yes

[@MSARCTICEDGE]

Unfortunately, it won't since Michael Bay almost ruined the franchise

[@MSARCTICEDGE]

And also most transformers have to be from either a vehicle or a electronic device like soundwave

[@mixey01]

@@MSARCTICEDGE an electronic umbrella perhaps :)

[@MSARCTICEDGE]

@@mixey01 ye... he must have used rc stuff on a ordinary umbrella

[@brucewayne2956]

Silent Hill is more terrifying than ever.

[@BasedChad1]

If imagined, it would exist there.

[@bazzxliner]

Therapist : So how did you get traumatised by umbrellas? Me : *flashbacks*

[@whyearthouttaallplanets756]

Lol

[@johngonzalezjg3529]

Lmao 😂 good one

[@lmaoded1550]

Would you believe it tho? A literal spiderumbrella attack me!!

[@jellycoco9480]

Your comment has 666 likes..

[@Detective_Shinchan-2006]

Lol it is the best comment all over🤣 really i mean traumatised😂 never expected that

[@BluWinger]

well now you know why people tell you not to open umbrellas indoors.

[@marketiacooper6880]

One of gru's deleted spy gears be like:

[@kuya2]

BUT BANANA!!

[@v6zg]

BEST COMMENT I'VE SEEN SO FAR

[@marketiacooper6880]

@@kuya2 it will be banana time when it's banana time...

[@tabithasummerfield4130]

Ur so right-

[@tabithasummerfield4130]

Litlery its like grus deleted spy gears-

[@maobaobao9146]

People: THIS MAN HAS RELEASED THE ULTIMATE JUTSU Weird Man: I RULE THE WORLD

[@silent_stalker3687]

Go into place with a truck load of umbrellas Release them

[@madarauchihajayedits2289]

I should have used that umbrella instead of tsukuyomi :(

[@eatsyourfuckingfleshatnigh1050]

Umbrella nojutsu: Demon spider

[@andikoazri]

This would actually be a cool Umbrella Corps experiment prototype creatures for Resident Evil...

[@Paige-kr7zv]

Ikr

[@DZ-1987]

Or just a good idea in general. I'm using it for a sci-fi horror novel that i'm thinking of writing at some point in the future.

[@Outkast-sv9es]

Now now stop right there with your evil ideas.

[@BroadcastingCN]

@@Outkast-sv9es put d in evil

[@caydentristanjayanto4717]

Lol just because the umbrella corps was called umbrella they would want to make one of their monsters experiments the spider umbrella which is called umbrella too

[@EmuTest-2024]

Very intresting, so thats how the headcrabs started existing.

[@shortsoffury947]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how well this is edited.

[@jrtheprodude2289]

It's not edited ( I FINALLY GOT THIS ACC BACK AND TO SEE THIS MUST LIKES OMG TYSM GUYS I NEVER HAD THIS MUST LIKES)

[@shortsoffury947]

@@jrtheprodude2289 lmao what

[@Shadow_1048]

@sir, this is a Benny's that’s cap

[@Del80VR]

@sir, this is a Benny's bs

[@m.kcharles2977]

@Antonio Shields I had one for self-defense

[@justsomevikingwhodiscovere1026]

Anyone gonna talk about how good the special effects are?

[@ashes_to_ashes_dust_to_dust]

What special effects?

[@b00se28]

@@ashes_to_ashes_dust_to_dust the video was fake, so everything in the video were special effects

[@ashes_to_ashes_dust_to_dust]

@@b00se28 Of course I knew it fake. I made a joke.

[@Helicopter7]

E

[@Helicopter7]

A

[@3ZKZSting]

Installs Mods... “What do you have for sale?” “Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them...” The random ass spell you bought: 0:01

[@jirachifan8393]

relatable

[@anjairis]

Tots yeet yo.

[@iEatCookies31]

Skyrim memes will never escape me

[@shadowclaw7210]

@@anjairis fun thing there are spider weapons

[@parismita222]

0:12 bloody diarrhea I think

[@cwa728]

Therapist: Umbrella Spider isn’t real. Umbrella Spider can’t hurt y- Umbrella Spider: (Busts down door, Cackles maniacally, SELF DESTRUCTS)

[@sushimrexx]

Umbrella: *falls* Everyone: *laughs* Umbrella: I'll give you something to laugh about.

[@theflash7918]

🤣🤣🤣

[@enrithomas7194]

He/She explode for no reason after scream and running away and kill someone in the process and till now I don't know why I still laughing. Edit:I was laughing that hard that my grammar got wrong.

[@lilsapphire9556]

Everyone: 0-0

[@Salak0924]

[@bonetodesfall]

sus

[@wongmatthew7215]

This one is nostalgic. Imagine everyone's umbrella is actually a hidden parasitic spider.

[@karanmanjhi3325]

parasitic spider fight Ye!

[@twiyn]

🤪

[@cosmichild1]

Never using an umbrella again

[@notafroglet2594]

@@nyimakgan Umbrella I choose you!

[@Dailymoisturizin]

how is that nostalgic

[@_a_5945]

I feel like this monster should be in a movie

[@Tazerboy_10]

I thought this WAS from a movie... (Just imagine inanimate objects from Prop Hunt and they can turn into things that like...)

[@nig_card]

@@Tazerboy_10 lol prop hunt

[@sandwichmonster7067]

Considering the thing seemed to explode at the end, it'd be a pretty damn short movie.

[@_a_5945]

I mean like in a good scifi movie

[@Gabbuell2571]

if there are films about inanimate objects like Rubber and Killer Sofa why not one about an umbrella spider? that would be perfect!

[@Rani-wm1qq]

After seeing this, I will put never get over my fear of spiders

[@dylanfrancis5996]

Before: Oh this is just going to be some broken umbrella someone photoshopped for a jo- After: Da hell was that?!

[@Kieee]

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[@davicesar7222]

@@Kieee what?

[@AbigaleKirsten]

I just woke up, but this time, I WOKE UP.

[@amaria4644]

that's sad. :(

[@AbigaleKirsten]

@@amaria4644 nah that’s good lol

[@amaria4644]

@@AbigaleKirsten okay. Have a nice day or night

[@t-payne4915]

How many US States have you visited? Do you know who Stevie Wonder is? (Answer please, it's for school😅 anyone can answer)

[@siuken1757]

@@amaria4644 lol she said that she just woke up, Meaning thats obvuisly the day.

[@angelt8949]

that was one of the most clever and satisfying jumpscares I've seen.

[@rustingflamberge]

What do you mean it just fucking suicide bombed for no reason

[@ryominto]

[@Jake1702]

Where's the jumpscare?

[@calvintuano557]

wheres the jumpscare? (1)

[@D1oBrandoo]

@@ryominto

[@hubzertzert]

Umbrella: ❌ Quick deploy self defense spider drone launcher: ✅

[@marklloyd110]

i can imagine the only reason why it doesn’t kill you is because you made it and it thanked you Edit: a comment i made in less than a minute gets 2.5k likes in less than 2 days? *yeah ok*

[@jps7]

Because of that he showed mercy

[@_Mello.]

Idk why but this comment gives me vibes about the quiet kid i made as a friend

[@Fuer64]

Nah man the things a weapon

[@t.t993]

I think its name is Doris🤣

[@necklaceofdurance8204]

No,it because he's a cameraman

[@theboogiman]

Me where is the umbrella? *Sees spider* Awwww, so cute! The spider:

[@ballerisunfunny9368]

The spider: 0:08

[@ForkLefts]

Kaboom spider

[@sureshbabuj1670]

@@FfroegG

[@theboogiman]

This is why I'm scared of spiders

[@elqueobserva7663]

Exactly what is cute that in that thing?

[@rooke1489]

How to deal with school bullies: Google: talk to a teacher Bing:

[@GamerboyAli]

I know this is a meme, but does Bing actually do the concept of most the memes (Bing chooses the 'dark side') lmfao

[@scorchprimethewalkingwarcrime]

@@GamerboyAli sometimes, not all the time, but, sometimes it does give you some fucked answers, or you know, links to random websites unrelated to what you searched.

[@LORD_PINKY_DINKS]

So Bing can tell me where I can buy a cybernetic umbrella spider

[@rooke1489]

@@GamerboyAli ya like how in get out the girl can be seen using bing just adding to the fact that she is a psychopath

[@LOL-wj2bl]

Umbrella:"uheheheheheehe" Random guy:"AAAAAAAAALLAH- **goes off** "

[@artificerdrachen6908]

The newly hired SCP junior researcher who was bored in the break room: 👁👄👁

[@brianelg4138]

All I did was open an umbrella..

[@LiliPistilliCelestino267]

👁👄👁😂😂😂😂😂

[@brianelg4138]

@@LiliPistilliCelestino267 Poor kid.

[@LiliPistilliCelestino267]

@@brianelg4138 *_Oxi nem sou criança ta kkkkk_* *_tenho 18 anos e ano que vem faço 19 anos em setembro skskskksksks XD_*

[@LiliPistilliCelestino267]

@@brianelg4138 *_nem sou pobre ok_* 😐😑🤦🏻‍♀️😹😹😹😹😹

[@VLX_Snowly]

*No one was hurt in this Scene* Also at the start: *based on a true story*

[@Alex.b210]

many people were killed during the making of this video

[@moxxiety]

i might be scared of umbrellas now but ive got to admit- the editing is so good🤝

[@coco_killua3057]

Everyone calmed till you find out its not edited

[@Krowwfather702]

@@coco_killua3057 💀

[@syafirafebriani3081]

Emm it 's creepy

[@editshd3037]

Ye kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKC7nWOXisdknM0

[@pkb5133]

It is real not editied

[@MayheM_646]

This a sign I've just scrolled too much now...

[@luchomscyfy]

0:01 Me: "It's just an umbrella" 0:08 Me: "KILL IT WITH FIRE" 0:11 Me: 'sighs in relief'

[@daniuchiha3180]

Bro Exactly what i did

[@darkstormer1580]

It survived

[@fyranoselliç]

@ItzPro YT noice is more *Iconic* , isn't it?

[@dinosquad999]

Plot twist it runs out of the smoke at you

[@heromedley]

love how seamlessly it turns from a real footage to cgi.

[@Sol_Badguy_GG]

What do you mean CGI? It's a real spider umbrella.

[@JustCritz]

@@Sol_Badguy_GG a real cgi umbrella.

[@Grass975]

Wait that was CGI?

[@synonymdave]

The owner was probably like:“Oh he don’t bite.“

[@CastorGriego1987]

He dont bites, *HE RIPES*

[@AmbushBug522]

*“YES HE DO-“*

[@skrubbydeskrubbus]

Best headcreab ever

[@Arandomdude48217]

Yes

[@RayMak]

Dayummmmmm that is good!

[@frozen_sunset]

*BRO WTF*

[@Kpoping727official]

Found ya

[@soul-qi3nk]

XD

[@JordanRMx]

Not again.

[@rey7014]

Here before his 5 thousand alts like this comment

[@eyenimate8519]

My mom: the spider isn’t even that big and scary! The spider:

[@balintkis490]

Do you know that most species of spiders were actually harmless?

[@filipbz]

@@balintkis490 what do you mean 'were'. Are they not anymore?

[@NeovenatorGuy]

@@filipbz he means Spiders have a evolved into massive 60feet long beasts that can eat a bus and can be the size of the largest building in the world

[@cartoondragon8946]

@@NeovenatorGuy no, they’ve evolved into *s h a p e s h i f t i n g u m b r e l l a s.*

[@QXSold]

Wth

[@s-clips35]

When a thief want to rob me: Me: Umbrella, I choose u

[@FrankGliker]

well it gets the job done but it killed other people

[@hecate3656]

[@alexplay3790]

@@hecate3656 dk

[@raflyiansaharani3979]

You mean "Spirella" or "Umpider"? 😂😂

[@OverCAT83]

[@roblox_12481]

i think the spider umbrella was protecting the person

[@jupiter7690]

This should’ve not scared me as much as it did 😭

[@elizabethafton5284]

Was was that red stuff on the wall tho-

[@pineapple3555]

@@elizabethafton5284 Blood 🩸

[@abigailbackk]

@@elizabethafton5284 either it was the explosion, or bl00d.

[@KoenDraws]

There's a guy one comment below you that has the exact same name as you, excpet his pfp is actual Jupiter-

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

Dad: **doesn't want umbrella spider** Family: **gets umbrella spider anyway** Dad: **gets brutally murdered by umbrella spider with no trace of any evidence, besides a blood splatter on wall before explosion, causing the wall with the blood splatter to be destroyed leaving no evidence left to persecute the umbrella spider, even though it's been missing for 5 years, causing hundreds of murders that are left the same way as the dad's**

[@nevergonnagiveuup3744]

Cremation. WITHOUT THE FIRE 😁👍

[@paladin8052]

What if dad just went to the store to get milk

[@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805]

This implicates arcnoumbrella can cause ecplosions without damaging itself and i hate it.

[@probablynothung8135]

Plot twist; The umbrella spider accidentally cut mom's cup that contains strawberry juice. The juice sprays on the spider and the mom so when Dad came, Dad was shocked, thinking it was blood but it's actually strawberry juice. The spider just want some strawberry juice. Please donate strawberry juice to the poor spider.

[@kandibergsma3823]

that's a little mutch ()_() . . . lol

[@theburningphoenix8211]

**wipes tear away** "They grow up so fast."

[@robloxgames6132]

WAT

[@luciferfromhell6704]

Potterhead!?...can't understand the reference

[@ejdemih]

XD

[@namramsuuuuupppp1043]

Online d@ters: mmm baby come here *the spider: NOT ON MY WATCH

[@D0OMGUY]

Go, my child! Make your father proud!

[@UglyPlushie]

I think father is proud enough...

[@jordanrichardson2367]

@@UglyPlushie 💀💀

[@UglyPlushie]

@@Mr.minorium well... yeah there's that... I guess.

[@D0OMGUY]

@@Mr.minorium Takes after his father.

[@set-Mazimus]

Security: Hey kid, what's that you got there Quiet kid: oh it's just my umbrella sir Security: okay cool. Can't harm anyone with that I guess The umbrella:

[@voidcaster1471]

Sad that u have 1 comment but 41 likes

[@Mii..]

Now you have 82 likes and 3 comments

[@Henry-rd4yp]

@@Mii.. now he has 90 like and 4 comment

[@Mii..]

@@Henry-rd4yp now he has 92 likes and 5 comments

[@Mii..]

@Rookie Fireworks and you have one from me

[@simonamunji1078]

Top of the umbrella: *turns into a spider* everyone: *dies on porpoise*

[@hiddenshadowsamurai]

purpose*

[@kousand9917]

Awe the poor porpoise

[@hiddenshadowsamurai]

purpose*

[@allusernamesaretaken.]

You mean purpose?

[@cartoondragon8946]

Porpoise

[@BenDayProductions]

Stay sharp. Enemy umbrella spider bomb deployed

[@grimoireweiss6428]

SCP 7000, "RAINY DEATH" This creatures unique property is that once in someone's hand, the umbrella will target anyone living who the user considers their enemy. When the umbrella is launched if will animate and hunt down the user's target. Once found the anomaly pounces on the prey expaniding and surrounding it in a sphere, while inside the target appears in an alternate dimension with a category 5 hurricane 🌀 complete with hail, storm, and ice cold rain. When the target is finally dead, the anomaly finally releases its prey and returns to the umbrella 🌂 perch.

[@upsettispaghetti9900]

Nice

[@Techy404]

Nice, NOW GET THE LIZARD

[@katrinaroblox5414]

Wow noice

[@grimoireweiss6428]

@@Techy404 it can’t kill the lizard. Instance 682-1 in an attempt to rid the foundation of 682, scientists attempted to use 6003 to destroy 682, but while trapped in the canopy 682 adapted to the hurricane and managed to survive for 72 hours before beings released from 6003’s grasp.

[@Techy404]

@@grimoireweiss6428 god damnit, alright what's the next thing for the test?

[@minana2785]

imagine walking down your hallway to see this charging at you

[@rood6422]

Imagine Me screaming like a lil bitch as I begin sprinting full speed away from it while desperately trying to pull my 9mm that I have for conceal carry

[@erizamisorafujoshi7002]

@@rood6422 x2 (But without the 9mm)

[@Dr_Monitor]

Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononofuckyounonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononofuckyouagainnonononononononononononono

[@Gideon13397]

@@erizamisorafujoshi7002 It's always funny when people like Rood think that guns are the solution to almost every problem in the world 😂😂. Imagine if that umbrella spider thing is bulletproof? It's Adios Amigo 🤣

[@lordzaveana918]

@@Gideon13397 bruh if you got a piece on you and you see this thing crawling on the walls and shit coming at you. You wouldn't at least try to shoot it?

[@h0pelessely_dev0ted38]

"Umbrella spider" *gets flashback's to tom holland dancing to umbrella*

[@ArmoredG]

shut up

[@celestialbeing985]

Stop reminding us

[@h0pelessely_dev0ted38]

@@ArmoredG no

[@h0pelessely_dev0ted38]

@@celestialbeing985 its a great moment to remember

[@DaveBjornRapp]

Me: Uploads my first spy-tool video Everybody: Me: What?!