(un)helpful guide to utau

[@CitrusCitrusHope]

The rule of (most) UTAU: If they look ten, they're 18 If they look 18, they're ten Keep this in mind when deciding what ones you think are hot.

[@hooheehooheebangos3505]

*Nuuuu Yokune Ruko whyyyyyyyyyy*

[@pixelpudding3914]

Then you have Teto who is legal and illegal at the same time

[@hooheehooheebangos3505]

@@pixelpudding3914 wot? How?

[@pixelpudding3914]

Vsco Ruin She’s 15 and 31 at the same time

[@fawn5159]

Haruka Nana : am i a joke to you

[@fawn5159]

Namine Ritsu - boy - age : 6 - weight : 25 tons - has missiles built in his torso - likes North Korea *visible confusion*

[@angelofdarkness4565]

The missiles are his boobs

[@fawn5159]

@@angelofdarkness4565 I know

[@anon9359]

LIKES NORTH KOREA.

[@zwevealisk]

_He best boi tho_

[@ricestrange]

Troll utau

[@SQUATCH985]

I had no idea that Nyan cat was literally a Utauloid

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@no u I think Miku was the original, but the cover with an Utauloid was what really caught on

[@d3ss3rts.w1tch3]

sameee

[@Metallic_Ashes]

@@benedictdwyer2608 Daniwell (nyan cat producer) made both miku and momone momo versions I think? He's got an official KZbin channel (and the original momo nyan cat has like only 80k views? Crazy)

[@39reisecond26]

My first UTAU song then because I listened to it waaaay before getting into anime

[@ruikasasfixer]

ikr

[@emuyam]

utaus be like: ok so this is a happy mushroom girl that eats paper

[@Weird_Jellyfish]

And this one is a 2 foot giraffe skunk with 15 foot long hair and her feet dissolve in water and piss

[@bellalalala3327]

and this one is a blue fox girl that is an inch tall, weights 300kg and shoots lasers out of her boobies

[@ultimxtemiracxler]

This one is a fish who can't swim and can easily drown, who loves to eat Nintendo switches and vomits Playstation 4's and rainbows.

[@emuyam]

OK I'M LAUGHING HELP

[@natsu-hy3do]

@@emuyam and this one is a dragon dog girl that is a fetus and is 10 feet tall and has hair that can change colors

[@toastedghost5524]

vocaloids: normal people utau: okay so this one is a rabbit-

[@corndni]

And this one is 19 and has an obsession with a 14 year old-

[@amethyst4578]

So this one is literally shrek

[@uzamaki8779]

That one will be able to turn into a wolf, that one into a dog, and that one IS a dog

[@motherof4akabat866]

That one will be a maid robot who can take off her head

[@makotonaegi3652]

And this one is 90 percent male and 10 percent female but looks like a girl.

[@Aisyen]

Idk why but the fact "I'm not making this shit up" in Ritsu's profile had me wheezing

[@ahmedsadique1445]

Aisyen same i coughed so hard

[@hanjisupremacy1029]

Ahmed sadique maybe yall got COVID 😳

[@razzblox3610]

@JellyBearʕ•ᴥ•ʔ true i just look to ritsu's site and in her profile is the same thing in the video

[@ch3w]

How to UTAU: - age of a fetus - weird kink or gender thing - flip a dictionary and randomly put your finger on a random word and that’s their character item now Done

[@Digits0801]

Actually, most popular utauloids come from the Vipperloid series. Their whole purpose is to be insane and like a joke. There are some that have actuall normal stats about them. I'm just saying this as an information blurb, not as an argument, this can be taken or ignored. There are many people who put a lot of effort into their banks, like Xepheris, and I didn't want their painstaking time to be dismissed without a chance. Sorry if this comes off as rude Edit: Changed a name due to shenanigans and wanna be safe about it ^^

[@imacupcake]

GPDigits wait what’s vipperloid?

[@takumidoutou4412]

I'm a cupcake a group of utauloids

[@KingOfGaymes]

Don’t expose them

[@ch3w]

GPDigits that’s actually super interesting! I never knew most of them are/ were made for shits n giggles

[@th-lg7no]

so im getting that vocaloids vs utaus is like private school vs public school

[@Soru21-87]

Sukone: Hates vocaloids but loves Len Seems legit.

[@snowdrop5048]

Fake News are you really expecting logic here?

[@Soru21-87]

@@snowdrop5048 no, not really 🤣

[@candelariapimentel6646]

She is so mean to Miku,Oliver,Sonika,VY1,VY2,KAITO & MORE

[@idioticbosd7995]

I guess this is why She loves Len but she really wants her plus, there is only 2 boys which if KAITO but he was too old, Len because he is 14(and perverted)

[@smmis]

She hates all Vocaloids, with Len as the only exception, since she’s has a huge crush on him. She also especially hates Miku since she sees her as kind of the leader of the Vocaloids. Anyway, Tei was created as a joke and parody on other ”edgy” UTAU that people made, that they often shipped with Len, and often also had a yandere personality.

[@angyboi4921]

I'm so glad UTAU exists. Otherwise we wouldn't have Trumploid.

[@reesekill]

Meiko Likes Cake-O Or spongeloid

[@Minnemi]

Same omg

[@bellalalala3327]

Or Squidwardloid

[@kikikoko280]

666 likes...noice

[@Sidruni]

or shrekloid

[@tebasnineone]

I'm Shocked that + Nyan Cat is NOT miku voice + Namine Ritsu is such mess, Love her/his voice thou + Nanahira have utauloid

[@xX_lowpoly_Xx]

just use "their"

[@Noffy]

The original nyanyanyanyanyanyanya (nyan cat song) was sung by miku though the momone momo version is a cover that then got used for nyan cat! :D

[@skeletonman1126]

tebas NineOne just say “their”

[@leoisdumb3508]

_just say whatever you want, geez_

[@opposite342]

The same to me for all lol

[@ItsKim_Him]

No one: Teto: **Eats a Baguette in one bite**

[@eveR_]

Lmao

[@bonelessmice6828]

chimera power??

[@chhdtkrgwtm9028]

Minecraft

[@dr.deadparadise8551]

@@chhdtkrgwtm9028 +

[@ivanushka5147]

That squidward one in the background is so accurate its disturbing lmao

[@34umr]

Oh that’s what that was-

[@dtv2426]

Momo_ツキコ I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING KERMIT

[@SomePotatoMan]

I THOUGHT IT WAS PETER GRIFFIN

[@astox.o5978]

i thought it was trumploid...

[@susu0301]

FUCK YOU I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTANTION TO IT NOW ITS IN MY HEAD

[@PierrotLyrica]

2:33 Hold on he's SIX but has missiles built into his torso.. K

[@reiimouse]

And his Weight......

[@PTerpo]

I thought that was a girl.

[@hakiotaku3934]

Lol

[@crowswhispers]

its a trap

[@clodheatens821]

Non fans:Are those boobs

[@KhayJayArt]

The utaloid singing in the background sounds like Squidward. IS that Squidward?

[@lu-metal1232]

It's Squidward sksksk

[@ariannagorbet6674]

Yes, the horrible clarinet player himself

[@vxrtualangel]

Yes

[@mowmow4097]

Ahaa yep :P

[@michiruchanify]

JESUS CHRIST HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

[@UniQwer]

i literally cannot watch this video without laughing because mf Squidward singing in the background

[@DaBelzu]

1:05 Now I know why her birthday is April 1st. She was originally a fake Vocaloid (that also explains why most people are mistaking her with a Vocaloid) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@thekuuderedude1737]

T'was but a joke but she became an actual thing, now that's a redemption story

[@oruclu53]

She became a popular and got a vocaloid voicebank later

[@oruclu53]

@Domiyu Backup Oh you are right! Looks like I read the wiki incorrectly. Never mind

[@daledrinnon7307]

Actually there was a vocaloid voicebank prepared for Teto Kasane but not used because of copyright issues. the character owner wants to keep her an utau. that information is also on the wiki. Its also problematic that the word "Chimera" was used without defining it, it has more than one meaning. presumably it means she was created in a lab by gene-splicing

[@FunnyParadox]

@@daledrinnon7307 You can link to a source because i want to it everything about it and i can't find anything of internet

[@flutter37]

So we just gonna ignore how beautiful both of Ruko's voices are?

[@zaynamohamed8583]

Noooo I won't! His/her voices really are beautiful, My fav Utau ❤️💙

[@flutter37]

Zayna Mohamed saame!

[@annaferns1840]

No, she is a queen!

[@liliavanrouge3613]

❤️💙

[@amisfortunecalledkofi7803]

@@zaynamohamed8583 they--

[@gotcha4688]

Ritsu feels literally like a shitpost yet has such beautiful songs and voice lmao

[@basketballshesabasketball]

Um first to comment on this comment I'm surprised and happy

[@vannillaAJofficial204]

honestly i agree he is probably the most random utauloid out of any

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

exactly. “boy, age: 6, weight: 25 tons, has missiles built into his torso, i’m not making this shit up”

[@FatallyFramedChaosMother]

I was caught so off guard by them in general. His description had me wheezing

[@Dani-it9vc]

That male ruko voice tho???? Gold. Actually one of the BETTER male voicebanks ive ever heard omg.

[@crisscross2092]

Sukone Tei: *19 years old *has an obsession with Len *hates vocaloids Len is 14, and a vocaloid *some things just ain't addin' up-*

[@MangakaCentral]

Yeah she creepy AF

[@sugativa]

@@MangakaCentral it's better for him if he is fed to the fangirls A better fate then.... Her

[@Snowyoaks2]

MaryThe NormalPerson oh n o

[@honestywonesty]

@@MangakaCentral Have you ever searched her name up on the internet and only found pictures of her and Len? qwq IT'S WEIRD

[@danganronpagal8935]

PERİOD

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

You had me until Namine Ritsu was a 6-year-old-boi who weighs 25 tons and likes North Korea.

[@snowdrop5048]

idk i feel like utaus' weird ass traits make them more interesting

[@bat5421]

And has missiles in his body

[@Oasismaker]

She’s not making this shit up

[@Jenna_To0ls]

You do know that the missiles are his “female looking parts” and the missiles are the only reason he weighs so much

[@Jordan-pp5bo]

He likes North Korea because they kidnapped him, put the missiles in his chest, and brainwashed him he was an expirement to make a covert weapon that could look so innocent that enemies of NK would try to help her(him) and be killed by the missiles...

[@samd.4902]

these characters: look to be around 16 their age: 4

[@ixed_teaa2028]

no, no, no. *3.5*

[@charlottewashere8225]

teto looks 15. *she is 31*

[@eyemoisturizer]

@@charlottewashere8225 and 15

[@garlicanddirt]

RITSU'S AGE IS 6-

[@mizukittyakinyama]

And the one that looks(and sounds) 4 is 10 which is still young but still

[@justarandomhumann]

0:54 Teto Kasane 1:40 Defoko/Uta Utane 1:56 Momo Momone 2:22 Ritsu Namine 2:49 Ruko Yokune 3:23 Tei Sukone 4:04 Rook 4:15 Ooka Miko 4:20 Nana Haruka 4:40 Matsudappoiyo 4:53 Meiji Gahata 5:03 Renri Yamine 5:20 Yowa Shion 5:33 Luna Amane 5:37 Aiko Kikyuune

[@warriorwolf3333]

Wait. A 19 year old wants to do the dirty with a 14 year old? *Someone get the FBI in here*

[@warriorwolf3333]

Ghost Girl In Lumiose *GIVE HER A LIFELONG SENTENCE!*

[@motomoto9126]

FBI OPEN UP!!!! O_o

[@polaroid8338]

y e s

[@FRALICESAW15]

I also read somewhere that she likes too uh.......touch herself in public. I wish i made that up, but I did not.

[@warriorwolf3333]

Jojo is Holly o_O

[@kabenno]

*thanks for reminding me I have an utau that I need to finish making but idk how to oto*

[@Minnemi]

*otoing is a bitch* 😔

[@kabenno]

Minnemi *i know*

[@KhryausOHowl]

Moresampler generates an oto for your voice bank It works with only cvvc and vcv tho

[@trintastictrin4530]

i can help with CV otoing im just a little out of practice

[@nekoprankster2184]

I’m trying to make a voice bank and don’t even know what oto is.

[@positrondecay4784]

3:30 Literally the ONLY girl he’s not into is yandere for him. Tough luck, buddy.

[@azaleawinchester]

That's rough buddy

[@BostonSQ]

That’s what u get, when u sing songs about sex and rape at age 14

[@dumbass5077]

For her to like a vocaloid character is impossible except for *_Len_*

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Lmao

[@1raresongs]

5:04 her voice is so realistic you can't even tell it's a utau, but if it has a surrond sound, it might get even better xd

[@baalsack1407]

Sukone Tei: Loves Len Hates vocaloids Len is 14 Sukone is 19 *wAiT, tHaT's iLLeGaL.*

[@barelyhere7710]

フロク i was JUST thinking about it!

[@hooheehooheebangos3505]

Hush we don't need logic. *We need more shrekloid merch*

[@cloudydamiasofea115]

Aight, I'm gonna call FBI

[@craftypixel7992]

@Pumpkin Yeah it doesn’t sit right w/ me

[@leonis96]

Majority is at 20 in Japan, so Sukone isn't an adult I don't ship them (I truly hate Sukone x Len), but I just want to say that it's technically not illegal if none of them is an adult and consenting

[@vuhlen9493]

*Namine shows up* Oh she's cute *Boy; Age 6* nANi??

[@0oph0ophophpoop28]

oh,you don't care about his weigth

[@murasakikitsune1455]

@@0oph0ophophpoop28 Ik HES FUKIN 25 TONS

[@elegy_va]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@anocheladyabmugal3852]

Im questioning my life but if I was a boy I would like to be gay with him Dont ask why thank you

[@ilikebirds3421]

FBI is coming to town

[@Brilliant_Baka]

Is a Squidward UTAU singing the background music? Lol nice! Also please do a fanloid guide next so we don't get those neru/haku/sakine meiko beggars

[@poppyEars]

Brilliant Baka love that somebody else said this lmao

[@Minnemi]

Yes he is lmao

[@onceever3097]

Wait but isn't Meiko canon

[@Brilliant_Baka]

@@onceever3097 sakine meiko is a fanloid of a younger meiko

[@onceever3097]

@@Brilliant_Baka I thought Sakine was her last name

[@cloudhhhh]

everyone: utauloid creators, how high are you? utauloid creators: I'm fine how are you? :))

[@whatever5401]

I'm gonna make an UTAU that's literally the spirit of a dead starfish fetus and has a fetish for blue rubber ducks

[@chatterbox1078]

1:15 WAIT WTF TETO IS 31?? 4:56 omfg she sounds better than vocaloids

[@penntopaper9305]

not IA. Both her japanese and english voicebanks are godlike

[@thiagobianki1684]

Tons of Utaus sounds better than Vocaloids, and a well tuned Ritsu sounds like human, but Meiji is just amazing.

[@thekuuderedude1737]

A part of sounding better is from the quality of the vb(voice bank), the other part is the tuning of the maker of the UST

[@chris.pbacon450]

Hatsune Miku #1

[@cookiesncream3676]

Ikr Meiji is just-

[@vampyrska]

*I learned more in this video than I learned in my whole life*

[@kordact]

3:05 TBH RUKO VOICE IS GOLD WHY AREN'T EVERYONE TALK ABOUT RUKOO

[@zaynamohamed8583]

Ruko is my fav ❤️ ͜ 💙

[@annaferns1840]

Ruko is my favourite, even if using the vb is kinda hard for first-time users.

[@liliavanrouge3613]

❤️💙

[@kerororinchou9610]

I love both of Ruko's voices. She is the ultimate ryouseirui (somebody who sings as both male and female).

[@cheeseburgerconsumer]

MOMO IS LITERALLY NYAN CAT

[@chibiga1353]

Declaring War on VOCALOID is such a BOP and I mean it

[@sofia-xf5pk]

ok so utaus are the crack version of vocaloids

[@kel6844]

Sounds right

[@rinatepaste9218]

you just insulted a UTAU cover artist and that is me >:c

[@Eosinophyllis]

Yes but like they also sound good somehow?

[@llikao]

@@rinatepaste9218 proof ?

[@charlottewashere8225]

some of the Utaus literally sound better than some of the vocaloids.

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

Utaloid/vocaloid logic: Ten year olds: look like they're 5. 5 year olds: look like they're 10.

[@katarzynamysluk3801]

Rana: Looks 11, is 0 (and also shipped with Una), beats the system.

[@grapepantacan]

Eh ,no its more like If they look 30 then they're 10 If they look 10 they're 30

[@strawberryboy9045]

That’s just otaku logic.

[@blueflareanimationz2464]

Oliver: looks like he’s 10 years old, is 12 years old.

[@right662]

Hatsune miku: looks like 18 when 16 Kagamine len: looks like 16 when 14 Sukone tei: looks like 17 when 19 Kasane teto: has 2 ages(chimera teto is 15.5,but her age is 31?) Namine Ritsu; 6 years old while tall Yokune Ruko: 12 but tall

[@chris.pbacon450]

3:01 Yokune Ruko's male and female voicebanks sounds great!

[@sayoko-p]

Ruko os my favorite UTAU

[@idoartnotdrama1187]

@@delightfulmoonie6446 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6eogK2NjLaSfKM 🚹 (i don't wanna know Cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXm2nWeuj81mkMU 🚹 and teto (Cantarella cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZypmYOapqxrpq8 🚹 (rotten girl/boy, grotesque Romance Covee) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH-UcoxprLiUbNU 🚹 (mind brand cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZWbmZiGgdmGnac 🚺 +🚹 (Bring it on cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3iVZZ6obdSlg68 🚺 (Levaen polkka Cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqfSdI2Enbh4bas 🚺 (I'm sorry I'm sorry Cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXusYYSfosmbeZI🚺 (Honey I'm home Cover) kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6LPkqGCmNiMmZY 🚺 (The world is mine cover) here you go

[@フ.ン970]

@@idoartnotdrama1187 Why thank you kind human

[@Su.824]

@@idoartnotdrama1187 nice pfp 👍🏼

[@idoartnotdrama1187]

@@Su.824 Thank you

[@Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

How to make a UTAU: Make them 18 when they look 5 Give them a weird fetish Find a random word in a dictionary, make it their character item. Make them turn into a elephant fetus

[@whatever5401]

My UTAU: - Looks 18 but is actually 0.55555 year old - Is a scientific experiment created by the North Korean government and by combining the fetus of a slug and the heart of a wooden chair - Has a fetish for papers, especially papers that has the letter W written on them - Loves the Soviet Union

[@right662]

if i made utau, here -17 years old but looks like -18828383 years old -tsundere -sing while dying - committing arson songs (as a joke- 😭) -a darn dog while looks like a rabbit (like cinnamoroll lol) -sanrio obsessed

[@Ilovethree]

Ur everywhere​@@right662

[@desklampy]

- Make them look 25 but are actually -1 years old - Made by JINR - Turns into a bear - Character item: Announcer from bfdi

[@Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

@@desklampy oof I forgot I made this comment

[@LoraCoggins]

This is the most that I have ever learned about UTAU. It's kinda sad that you can't get to all of them, since there are literally THOUSANDS of UTAU in existence, but this was actually extremely helpful in my understanding of UTAU.

[@kiayarah]

I recommend Mawarine Shuu. He wasn't on the list but he's my favorite Utauloid.

[@mayamendez9250]

WOW, there is so much that I don’t know. Thousands of UTAU? So much inspiration for character designs! I gotta see em all!

[@animae008]

@@mayamendez9250 Everybody can make an Utauloid that's why there is o much of them. You can also make a design, a voicebank and you own utauloid!

[@mayamendez9250]

Animae I smell creativity

[@animae008]

@@mayamendez9250 Yep. If I had a good voice and microphone I would do my own UTAU :'D

[@celestyhatsu984]

i think teto is the queen of the UTAULOIDS, i mean she could sing with the goddess miku in a concert.

[@pinkiepiehumanchan1770]

And sings better than her in some specific songs. For example miku may be good at a lot of songs. Her main good one being pop and fast/hype type of music. But she is not so great at rock type music. And ghost rule proves it. Teto secretly has an amazing voice when it comes to the rock category. Amazing growl and powerful voice. Honesty, they should let Teto do the rock songs instead of Miku. But it's just my opinion tho, and yes she does deserve to sing next to miku in a concert! UwU

[@woodensoup2797]

Teto’s voice really just depends if people know how to properly tune her, thankfully people know how to do that and make amazing covers

[@KianaKaslana]

teto's cover of ia's conqueror is absolutely perfect, too.

[@ChimeraX0401]

@Domiyu Backup As a long time user of Teto's voicebank and a huge fan, I will say that there are some songs that doesnt fit well with teto's voice, usually really soft songs although her whisper voicebank can somehow do the trick but its softness isnt enough. Her voice is most great in rock, pop and hip-hop, in my observation that is. I kinda wish that twindrill will release a version of teto's voicebank with different notes just like yamine renri and Ooka Miko ver.2, it makes tuning and switching between strong to soft voice much easier....

[@unexpectedv2error]

Teto has been in the fan-run concert with Miku and a lot of other loids called NicoCho Party. I think Ritsu was also in a concert quite a few years ago now

[@thisgal8821]

Yokune Ruko: *appears* Me: *confused bi screaming*

[@nicolasd140]

BRO SAME, this is such a mood

[@annaferns1840]

Basically me

[@eyemoisturizer]

Technically Ruko is always going to be straight (unless asexual or pan or sm)

[@monak632]

The male voice bank tho

[@skeletonman1126]

Idiot! Stop being intersexist

[@Rven919]

Sukone: Despises Vocaloids Also Sukone: Obsessed with Len, whos a vocaloid Me: Wait a second hol' up-

[@daylearguelles9699]

give tei a vocaloid voicebank so she can have a breakdown

[@lenkagaminethebananaboi1710]

@@daylearguelles9699 too add insult to the injury let's add her to the main cast

[@chonkycat9224]

*Rook shows up* Me: Oooh, he’s kinda hot Rook: **age 13** Me: huh- Rook: **height 205** Me: *what the actual fu-*

[@miufan6000]

HES LIKE 6'9 OHMYGOD

[@pocchou]

AND THE DOG LMAOFOJKEIIOOO

[@neoagent3]

i know someone whos 12 years old and 6,0

[@peckypork]

The fact that he can turn into a dog isn't even the most surprising part😭🤚

[@polarsystem177]

*If you from Japan you can already smoke/drink alcohol/marry and more stuff if you already 13 y.o.*

[@kadens_a_bee4104]

Me: okay, so Sukone has an obsession with Len? Alright. Me: *realizes that Len is 14 and Sukone is 19* Me: *_Wait that’s illegal-_*

[@streamingamongus3606]

Same. Also she despises vocaloids and Len is one o_o

[@animae008]

@@streamingamongus3606 love is blind

[@grapepantacan]

14 is the legal age in Japan tho-

[@baldklaviergavin2352]

Grape Panta I'm pretty sure it's 18 in Japan

[@craftypixel7992]

@@grapepantacan in different places it’s different

[@ikr1352]

Teto has been done justice at last :D

[@chatterbox1078]

Teto is like the most popular utau wdym

[@ikr1352]

@@chatterbox1078, i'm Just happy to see a video on Minnemi's channel that explains Teto :)

[@whimsycreator1765]

0:10 “WHAT DEFOKO ARE UTAULOIDS”

[@woag-mari]

underrated comment

[@salemmarz3809]

How to make your own UTAU oc Step 1: Weird animal thingy I shall pick a human with a seahorse face and they have very long turtle legs that are pink and explosive. (kill me) Weird fetish: has a fetish for boats, specifically yachts Weird age: They are 5 years old but look 11037 years old. (if you get the reference i love you) Weird character item: Snails

[@happyjam1245]

no one will have the *BALLS* to try and mess with your UTAU (got the reference😉)

[@flutter37]

Hehe leon

[@salemmarz3809]

M Khairiansyah Arifin lmao

[@zachcherry3505]

11037 kuwata hehe

[@bibs.sr23g]

LEON, THE ULTIMATE BASEBALL PLAYER

[@marshall7439]

are we all gonna ignore the fact teto ate multiple baguettes in a single bite-

[@bonelessmice6828]

must be some weird utau power

[@pamelasouza7867]

She inhaled their souls apparently

[@dr.deadparadise8551]

Тупо Майнкрафт 🤣🤣🤣

[@Pr0blemzend2132]

she has been practicing ;)

[@winteriris13]

average girl dinner

[@sammy6866]

4:09 I was NOT expecting that I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@cinnie_bun]

5:25 I have no idea why, but this animation made me laugh so hard-

[@ghastly_xell4677]

Gender and age in utauloid are friggin broken-

[@buffproto]

Tei: *hAs A tRaFfIc lIgHt fEtIsh* Okay then

[@fawn5159]

Sukone Tei : 19 yrs old Len Kagamine : 14 yrs old *FBI OPEN UP!*

[@GG-cb5ef]

3:36 FBI OPEN UP

[@theradio.9990]

Isnt 13 the age of consent in japan

[@amiaaaribbon]

In my country this is normal-

[@Bluespiderlilies]

@@theradio.9990 its different based on what place you are in japan

[@theradio.9990]

@@Bluespiderlilies Ok

[@Sunshine-Sunny]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate Yokune Ruko tho like for one voicebanks are amazing two hermaphrodite is super unique and three the design like amazing utauloid probs one of my favs

[@annaferns1840]

We stan a legend

[@Sieemi]

What I’ve learned UTAU is Vocaloid but on Crack I love both tho lmao

[@pppoopoo1232]

I feel bad for Len. Sukone might want to kill his FREAKING sister and his best friends.

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

Rim isn't his sister but they're pretty close

[@annaferns1840]

Well, Rin killed him too, right? Rip-

[@azura3969]

@@annaferns1840 when 0_0

[@annaferns1840]

@@azura3969 servant of evil

[@annaferns1840]

@@kornymothafucka yeah, someone get the FBI here

[@pixelpudding3914]

This isn’t a meme or anything but Kyammi’s Mawarine Shuu cover of Rolling Girl is sick

[@therailgun7907]

I actually thought a real human was singing

[@formula2758]

I listen to it religiously

[@shumai1618]

Shuu is my favourite one😊

[@Dvstyfishh]

3:03 THEIR VOICEBANKS ARE SO GOOOOOOOOOD

[@Phase4TheProphet]

For anyone else who just spent 10 minutes trying to figure it out, the song at 2:12 is Voices from the Macross Plus OST. I knew I recognized it and it was driving me crazy trying to find it again. Such a good track.

[@flutter37]

THANK YOU!

[@reiimouse]

Tei is litteraly the representation of like Half of the vocaloid fandom(Len Fangirls)! and also if Tei hates all Vocaloids,why does she love Len?

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

Probably the weird yandere thing "This boy is the only thing left in my life!"

[@BonnieNakagawa]

How did I find you here?! Anywho, Tei is like a character of the past. If she was released now, the fandom probably wouldn't think of her the way they did when she actually was released. She has not aged too well with time. That doesn't mean her voicebank in of itself is bad though.

[@reiimouse]

@@BonnieNakagawa Hi! I Know,I love her voice but she has an unhealthy obsession with Len,and so I said she was the Representent of Len's Fangirls (You will get the joke!)

[@annaferns1840]

That's the joke. The folks who designed her wanted to make her character annoying to the average NND fan. So we have a school uniform (coz many anime characters have those), the white hair, the touching, the yandere, yada yada.

[@reiimouse]

@@annaferns1840 Ok Thanks!

[@kay_panic_arts]

There needs to be an “(un)helpful guide to fanloids” cuz damn I’m so confused about all of them and how people make their voices (except Neru)

[@genesisjade]

The majority of their voices are just pitch-altered versions of existing Vocaloids. There’s like at least 5 fanloids based off Kaito and their voices are all just pitch changes

[@kay_panic_arts]

GenesisJade yeah i know. It’s just that a lot of them i cant tell who the original voice is and when i can tell, it’s hard to tell if they pitched up or down. Usually for me Miku and Kaito derivatives are most distinguishable

[@user-lo8kn1yq9i]

Some of these seem like they were made by five 11 year olds up past their bedtime

[@tjltl]

teto and tei were made to make fun of weird utaus so

[@Mr.Smeghead]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

[@nxghtfxlljace]

*cough* Defoko *cough*

[@Sar2929]

Ok so hi I was informed about this I’m scared

[@thingsihaveseen9604]

hi

[@Kyleruin]

Utauloid:hates all vocaloid Also utauloid:sees Len "falls in love

[@streamingamongus3606]

Her name is Tei

[@arandommodderandrandomgame8724]

Then eventually Len dies as usual

[@adinabernandino7782]

I hate all Vocaloids...but when he's 14 😧

[@vanilla3056]

This is one of the most helpful guides I've ever layed eyes on

[@duck-hl7se]

4:44 oh the thing looks okay let’s look at it’s name- HOLY

[@starrymimix]

WHEN ROOK TURNED INTO A DOG- ITS NIGHTTIME DONT DO THIS 😭 😭

[@mp-lily7908]

4:57 THAT'S her voicebank? That can't be, that's just her provider singing, right? There's NO WAY that's from a computer. (Edit) 5:14 Same thing for her, holy SHIT.

[@cnidariaes]

The song at 5:14 was sung by Yamine, not her voice provider, just to let you know! C:

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

@@cnidariaes holy cow

[@katoxaur]

yamine has to be my favorite utauloid her and meiji also sound really good together and there is a magnet cover with those two and its super good

[@Riff_10]

@@katoxaur Your pfp I love it It’s from m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXWkkGx3l7Zjj5Y right?

[@freeeeeeeez]

@@cnidariaes but the one at 5:14 isnt with her utau voicebank, its with her synthv voicebank which well.. is a completely diff software with much higher quality then utau so... still, ive seen some people who tune so well that make utaus almost sound like that...

[@ghorlanes5623]

1:35 minecraft in a nutshell

[@liliavanrouge3613]

*MINECRAFT EATING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

[@JennyTikI_San]

Gacha eating too

[@user-cf7hb6xh4n]

Sukone is a mixture of a supposed Gacha kid (yandere part) and 50% of the vocoloid fandom (Len part)

[@satoshiamane]

LMAO I CAN'T

[@zakkyun]

- character item: Rocket-Propelled Grenade / *Rice* I SMELL THE TREES IN THE DISTANCE.

[@rucowz]

Am I the only one who wishes the popular utaus' fanmade wiki pages would be updated with the correct info? For example, Rook has no canon height, on his official Japanese website he's only described as being "just under Ruko's height", but the English fanwiki pages made up the idea that he's 6'9 (based on his character number) Kinda the same way as most of Ruko's fanwikis say they prefer she/her pronouns, that's...made up. Ruko's official site and creators have never given Ruko any pronouns, you can use anything really. I also wish more people would be aware that vipperloids (Teto, Ruko, Ritsu, Rook, Tei, Miko etc) were made as joke characters, so the canon facts about them are ridiculous and blown out of proportion. Their characteristics shouldn't be taken 100% seriously... :')

[@PanTran]

exactly! It would save so much trouble. Can't even read the comments of a Ruko/Ritsu cover without people arguing about gender.

[@smmis]

The problem is that most wiki pages on the UTAU fandom wiki of the popular UTAU are moderator locked, and the wiki was kind of abandoned by the moderators when they created the UTAU wiki 2.0 (and even there, they’re locked as well...) so that’s why most users can’t change stuff like this that easily :/ I’ve thought of contacting the admins and such, but i feel like such a bother, lol

[@rucowz]

@@smmis YOU'RE RIGHT & I've wanted to contact the admins as well but got too scared to do it...we need a brave hero 😔

[@smmis]

It’s just that I don’t really know how many of the admins are even active on the old wiki anymore? iirc I think I tried to contact one of them for a minor thing some years ago, but never heard anything from them

[@animestrife0094]

This comment and its replies are such truths ;-; There's a lot of official stuff that needs translated properly and updated. Like people still think Ritsu's fav food is whatever the heck 'chocolate crisps' are instead of 'Choco Krispies'. I was only able to update one website when I found out but the others were locked.

[@okenny9612]

1:50 Character item : Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) Me : *This girl must be playing Call Of Duty of her entire spare time*

[@liliavanrouge3613]

PFFFFFFF

[@inotrai3690]

2:09 oml i love her voice

[@ks2650]

*finds a chance to scream about love for Matsudappoiyo* I'm so glad that he's active again and got a new vb ;-;

[@PanTran]

wAIT HE DID?

[@snowdrop5048]

PanTran YE AND IT SLAPS

[@UtauAino]

OMG HES ACTIVE AGAINSJSKSMDDNDI

[@Digits0801]

Wait he's back!!?? That's amazing!

[@tinymelonbug]

THAT IS GREAT NEWS INDEED CUZ ALL I KNEW WHEN I STARTED STANNING HIM IS THAT HIS VOICEBANK GOT DISCONTINUED;-;

[@jimohli]

KZbin asked me of "What did you think of this video?" I filled in all the stars and answered that it was "Informative" and "Useful".

[@鏡音リン-r3z]

3:50 Despites Vocaloids Is in love with a vocaloid *None sense*

[@itsmeehe]

4:53: Gahata Meiji- *sobbing from a distance*

[@ykyiom8652]

Yes i really like *bully* Witch is also nice

[@undyne1]

Sukone: -Yandere for Len - *19* *knowing Len is 14* WHAT THE FU-

[@joannamysluk8623]

2:40 That awkward moment when some American 16-year-old made a cover using your UTAU that gets so popular that you had to cover the song by yourself to assert dominance... and yet she's still the one who is credited for making the original.

[@MEKO_IS_HERE]

Imagine tei at a vocaloid concert it would be absolute chaos

[@monoakabaggymcbaggerson8014]

Len would just try to stay away as much as possible

[@kashootyourdad5346]

Tei: 19 Len:14 *hold up*

[@zana272888]

Shall I call the FBI

[@lumiose0]

ZackGamingV911 Yeah go ahead 😳

[@zana272888]

@@lumiose0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmnZnGydYs-Wqa8

[@lumiose0]

ZackGamingV911 Thank you 😊

[@zana272888]

@@lumiose0 your welcome

[@ne45554]

so,, i've arrived to this side of youtube, and i feel like im learning more than in school

[@Meepybass]

1:58 yes guys momone momo is basically nyan cat

[@Dee-jp7ek]

Honestly I know this is Squidward but 4:19 had me shook

[@kriosuranous3440]

It would be a good guide, but you missed the only Utau that actually matters: Tree

[@annaferns1840]

YOU FORGOT BACON

[@darylfawazmp4308]

@@annaferns1840 And a bottle... And a hammer...

[@vivianbrights8953]

@@darylfawazmp4308 How about a toaster?

[@user-cf7hb6xh4n]

What about tabble

[@swirlybun9616]

That Momo parody of popipo is “Peach Juice.”

[@zigzagzagoon]

I knew that Nyan Cat had to be a vocaloid or utauloid but I never knew it was Momone???? Also I love Yokune??? Both of their(?) voices are so nice 😳

[@spaceycentaur8150]

4:21 harukia nana looks like a puyo puyo tetris character

[@lumiose0]

SpaceyCentaur81 Holy frick, she kinda does what da hell....

[@frogs_are_cool3085]

Lol

[@slowcuber_aze]

fr

[@formanymoons]

why are they all like 3, i'm confused also sukone, you're going to jail sis

[@ariannagorbet6674]

Yeah, someone call the police

[@Missgardenista]

What’s going o- YALL ARE GOING TO JAIL P E R I O D T

[@Jane_840]

FBI OPEN UP (ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻

[@mycommentisgonnaruinyourday122]

@Not IOLIGHT She isn't both lmao. That's her chimera age. Teto is overall 31

[@hi-ck6nk]

I haven´t seen something about saiki in a while :o (your pfp)

[@kiyoshiegg]

Ive learned do much today. You’re a great teacher when it comes to vocaloid and utaus

[@ThePotionMaster413]

Listen. Anyone who can tune Defoko well has my whole fucking heart, since she’s super hard to tune well and because her voice is really soft and is hidden in artificial haze.

[@Metallic_Ashes]

Yooo you want someone who tunes like a god? Nakano4, this producer is the god of utau

[@Sun_Mi]

2:50 legit love Yokune Ruko out of everyone else.

[@DaviD-fi9lj]

Uhm...

[@Sun_Mi]

@@DaviD-fi9lj yes?

[@4qx20z]

My personal guide to Ruko Video involving Male VB: "He" Video involving Female VB: "She" Video involving both or neither: "Them"

[@dragunovsvds48]

I felt in love with yokune ruko voice, it’s fantastic! (The female cover of ievan polkka it’s incredible)

[@jadebayoba7073]

4:04 DAMN HE LOOKS GOOD

[@neturalumbrella6688]

Age:13 It's giving "27 year old young boy" vibes

[@jadebayoba7073]

@@neturalumbrella6688 oh shoot

[@neturalumbrella6688]

@@jadebayoba7073 but vocaloids (and utaus) are still allowed for people to interpert them however they want.

[@daniba8346]

Sukone Tei: Has an unhealthy obsession with Len Me: seems legit 🤫🤭 Age: 19 Me: *stop the mf music-*

[@kel6844]

Hol up-