Unbelievable Dark Ride - Jurrassic Boat Ride 2018 Ride Through

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[@SuperBustyEva]

the most disturbing thing about the ride isn't seeing the dinosaurs in the dark. its the horrifying creaking noises of the metal parts and hearing the sounds from all the speakers in the dark.

[@PrinceFloof]

@E-Fighter 1 it's pterodactyl cyborg

[@SirBlackReeds]

Definitely not sensory friendly.

[@HUNTERCOPELR]

Not when flashlight is blaring from an iPhone! 800 lumins...... that's bright enough to light everything up

[@pasdor9936]

jacoblgames ikr I felt that

[@kaid709]

Eva's DDs around 4:40 when he says “AH WHATS THAT?” you can see the dinosaurs head about to fall off

[@sk3llyb0nes]

This so cheesy, yet somehow terrifying. Like the bad quality makes it even scarier. Not to mention you're surrounded by who knows how much water. Just a nope from me.

[@goodbyejeffery]

The darkness, very loud screeching and being surrounded by what are essentially zombie dinosaurs makes it way scarier in a way it probably wasn't intended to be.

[@emmuriss]

yeah like there's no getting out when you're on, you're on unless u wanna hang with those creepy ass dinos and noises

[@azzythegecko3659]

Canadian Mustang lol yep

[@plcreator483]

Yeah I be shitting my pants if I was on this ride in real life

[@EnderFZX]

I think there could be crocodiles in the water like real crocdked

[@ImWagon]

The sad rundown condition of this place has unintentionally made it one of the creepiest rides out there. Along with the constant fear that you may be electrocuted by faulty wiring at any given moment.

[@ckoil3728]

What a bummer

[@shanewalters4171]

It got a brand new upgrade now, with the lockdown, I think somebody apparentely dedicated himself/herself to patching it up to the next level, the ride runs so much better, the animatronics got fixed, the sounding and lighting's improved and they even added new dinosaurs into the attraction. A friend of mine tried it out himself and it did not disappoint him at all, I can't wait to head on back to Tenessee pretty soon to ride it again;)

[@shanewalters4171]

@@ckoil3728 They fixed it now, alot more people visited when my friend went the other day, it was nearly packed despite everyone following social distance rules

[@jenniemacruz4900]

Shane Walters really

[@shanewalters4171]

@@jenniemacruz4900 Yep, I'm not even joking, it's improved alot, apparentely someone had the balls to improve things for its grand reopening during the pandemic

[@yelloween695]

imagine getting stuck there

[@ktaehyunjin]

yelloween I would kill myself

[@katelynt7958]

I dont want to

[@claudiamajor307]

AAAALL of the nope!!!

[@gentalrobots3988]

ok

[@giant-enemy-spider]

I would be so happy. I love dinosaurs.

[@slut4jesus925]

This feels like a ride you found in an abandoned fairground, the whole ride barely working properly and the screeching almost gives off a really negative energy? Like this shit is cursed lol like something straight out of one of those cheesy internet horror stories. A scary experience for all the wrong reasons? Also half those dinosaurs look drunk as fuck

[@The_Ghost_Gaming]

slut 4 jesus why did I read this comment with the impression of Mae saying that?

[@CandyMaple]

I agree. A lot of it has to do with how people simply just don't visit anymore. Back when the attraction first opened, it took hours just to get on a boat. Now, you're lucky to see a car that isn't one of the employees'. I'm not sure how they stay in business, but I really do commend them!

[@slut4jesus925]

Assassinhedgehog That's the intention, glad it's working out lmfao

[@imJJ132]

I mean, drunk Dinosaurs would scare the shit out of me 😅

[@Nubbbyy]

Agreed

[@DieRomantic5000]

That was actually very scary I would probably have a melt down if I was alone

[@user-bj1fs8ev8i]

Cute suit!

[@TheatreThrive]

Same

[@animdoodle]

Rei Naoki lmao

[@d.rbricks5882]

Furry !!!!!!

[@TSAR2010]

Big baller Brand leave them live their life dude.

[@ashlynx5986]

The most terrifying thing is how slow the ride is

[@timetraveler9272]

true

[@AlmostCosmic288]

5:30 The audio being so buggy and distorted there made it 10x freakier.

[@LS-jk3fk]

ikr

[@mrviking2mcall212]

One part of it actually sounded exactly like the jumpscare noise in FNAF: Pizzeria Simulator.

[@JoeMama-tw6gu]

MrViking2 McAll that’s what i was thinking!!

[@wuskee2288]

@@mrviking2mcall212 I noticed that too haha

[@timetraveler9272]

@@mrviking2mcall212 yea i was thinking same dude ㄴㅇㄴ

[@BreezePleeze]

I think the poor condition of everything is what makes it so freakin' terrifying. VERY unsettling for some reason.

[@ProcyonPal]

I like your fursona yo

[@BreezePleeze]

Oh my icon? She's just an OC but still thank you~

[@BreezePleeze]

dude right??

[@CandyMaple]

I have to agree. After the glory days of this ride, a lot of the animatronics and effects began to break down. It's oddly sad seeing such a good ride as this become so run down.

[@Appleboxman]

Uncanny valley effect. Everything looks off and unnatural.

[@goofygoober4901]

that pterodactyl was genuinely frightening

[@isonyou]

Goofy Goober yeezus the sounds it made

[@LS-jk3fk]

@@isonyou ikr

[@goodbyejeffery]

It's like a really fucked up Ridley from Metroid.

[@katelynt7958]

It was JACKED

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

It's just standing there Menacingly

[@owenmead3079]

It was scary until the end of the ride when you just hear some random dude in the background eating chips. 8:56

[@CaptainMasi]

That noise was part of the ride lol.

[@neverjudgeyoneighbah5115]

Why tho?

[@birdcheese2770]

*C R U M C H*

[@Galileo1912]

Eating me Doritos and Mountain Dew

[@lulubega595]

Yeeeeesssss!!!!! Lol

[@angel-og9ow]

imagine falling in, holy Jesus I would scream like never before

[@darkprose]

It’s probably three inches of water, about as scary as falling into a puddle. I’d be more concerned with a power failure. You’d have to sit there until it came back on. Which...is really the plot to _Jurassic Park._

[@allanvelasquez6101]

Everything is alright because i am here UvU

[@angel-og9ow]

Joseph Charles yes, it could be three inches of water but, you also have to realize it’s a boat, the bottom wasn’t scraping on the bottom, so that would atleast be three feet, and not to mention the chains pulling the boat, so that’s probably an extra 2 feet. so that’s 5 feet. BUT passengers have to get into the boat so they probably deepened 1 more foot to make sure it wouldn’t scrape the bottom of the boat. TADAA!! that’s 6 feet of water right there.

[@lolmiser12]

Even though I can fly but still ahhh

[@xwyzxxz6514]

@Gia Prasad I would have a heart attack if I fall down with that thing !;-;

[@malixia3939]

That is the most nerve racking ride I've seen.. Something about giant animatronics + water is terrifying.

[@Dharkhaze17]

i have this too!! i hate anamatronics rising out of dark waters....

[@blaines8832]

Nah man, the scariest part about this ride is the amount of time you're in pitch darkness surrounded by screams and dinosaur noises from the speakers.

[@rickimartin1136]

OH MY GOD there's other people like me! I have always feared animatronics and water. Thought I was the only one!

[@CosplayCore]

Same... The JAWS ride, much as I always loved it, made me afraid of those two things together starting when I was 9...

[@Dharkhaze17]

yo guys its called Submechanophobic!!

[@Strout1791]

I feel bad for those cheap animatronic dinosaurs though.. deteriorating latex masks. Holes revealing the dying mechanisms. The squeaking joints.

[@sabrinaguzman6201]

it makes me feel so sad :(

[@erinloveswendy]

@@sabrinaguzman6201 3:31 What the heck is going to happened to the Child when he was carried by a Pterodactyl?

[@TragickHipHop]

@@erinloveswendy eaten, what else?

[@p.taylor981]

This would be amazing for a horror movie, like you found it abandoned no one was working there and everything was mostly in operation and you jumped on to the abandoned ride

[@theoperaghost6112]

Goddammit, quite giving me book ideas!

[@benicioarelio1031]

imagine this u are with ur friends and you guys stumble upon this abandoned ride. One of your friends offers to pay u $100 to go on the ride alone saying they will operate it. You decide that u want the money and say yes. Your adventure begins as u hop in the boat in the cold abyss. You get frightened but feel slightly comfortable that your friends are operating the ride, except then the boat stops moving. You start screaming in terror then all the lights shut out. It gets quiet nothing or no one to be seen. Then a few lights turn on only for you to see this 5:32 with the screeching old rustic animatronic. That’s the only animatronic on at the moment and it’s very strange. You understand that your friends left u and that u can’t get help or you will get in lots of trouble for trespassing. It’s been what feels like forever even though it’s only been 1 hour. You decide you have to swim out in the pitch black except there’s all these gears and metal controlling the animatronic that you can’t see... ok if u read this far thank you I just made this up because it kinda freaked me out.

[@figuregaming3872]

444 likes noice

[@spooki3382]

Fnaf, dino edition

[@falsarnaexposure]

the recording of someone loudly eating a bag of chips through the dilapidated distortion of the speakers starting at 8:55 is too beautiful for anyone to comprehend

[@BlightHauler247]

It sounds like the creature is choking

[@chelseamarie_]

😂😂😂 I was laughing to hard at that part

[@dildoswaffel6144]

@@chelseamarie_ no you weren't.

[@ghoulei]

@@dildoswaffel6144 damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[@spooki3382]

ASMR LOUD EDITION

[@Wolvend]

This ride is a living embodiment of the bad acid trip in Fear and Loathing when he sees all the raging dinosaurs.

[@goodbyejeffery]

"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

[@jt8162]

Yep. Haha.. that was easily Johnny Depps best movie.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

What broken animatronic hell is this?

[@Olivia-kq6vj]

Jacob Hanshew ikr

[@crypto1223]

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Freddy goes Jurassic.

[@izabella8399]

@@crypto1223 LAMO

[@ckoil3728]

@@crypto1223 Five Nights At Freddys: Freddy Goes Extinct

[@champagnecoloredeyes]

BWAHAHA

[@ridiculousnicholas4732]

It's like riding through a feverish nightmare

[@k31ra_39]

Ridiculous Nicholas I agree

[@dorothyjosefina]

This is the best description I can think of. It's like when you have the flu and fall asleep watching a dinosaur documentary and the fever dream hits. It's that incredibly vivid dream world atmosphere where everything outside of your immediate field of vision is pitch black and seemingly endless.

[@ryanwinders6912]

The sounds plus the darkness makes this very scary.

[@Oujix]

+The water surrounding you. There’s no escape. And if you stay in there for too long the lights will probably turn off and you’re stuck with all the animatronics...

[@anthonyrivera8479]

did you notice that the grand finale jump scare, has a audio clip of someone eating chips, and loudly grabbing more from a plastic bag??????

[@TR-nl7ts]

Anthony Rivera yes😂

[@SalivatingSteve]

Anthony Rivera I knew it was someone eating chips! lol

[@miikeniike09]

Shit😂😂😂

[@NelIglesiasPerez]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMGGGG WTF YES THIS IS JUST SOOO FUCKING FUNNY I JUST CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE

[@jexotic1470]

Nel Iglesias Perez WHY IS IT HAPPENING

[@rb6forlife286]

5:31 that’s literally straight out of a horror movie

[@unkindlygnome5148]

The reason that the last dinosaur's jaw is all jacked up is it scared the wrong people too many times. One of them being me, I socked that thing right in the mouth.

[@zetazakucy2582]

Unkindly Gnome I’m worried for your hand more than the things jaw

[@oliviagarcia7577]

You’re not the only one 😳

[@minervaangeles4098]

Your name and profile pic fits this comment

[@unkindlygnome5148]

@@minervaangeles4098 thank you

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

I would to screw jumpscares

[@Oujix]

9:35 The final jumpscare t-rex’s jaw is just hanging like there’s no bones that holds it together.

[@ambernodderdorket2934]

"...and as the withered animatronic grinds it's gears, working it's way back in the darkness, only one question remains. Why are you too?"

[@TragicJade]

@@ambernodderdorket2934 oh crap

[@JadeTragic]

@@ambernodderdorket2934 oh crap

[@callizto1964]

And as the cloak thing begins to close and it closes it’s mouth you can see how unhinged it’s jaw was

[@calebkirkland2051]

I wish it come back

[@meganpeveich8407]

The child being carried away though!

[@bassmandan9484]

Yep! He was probably taken back to its nest and torn apart limb from limb.

[@goodbyejeffery]

RIP

[@missagente8100]

It's Eric Kirby!

[@animdoodle]

That kid was in the hands of a crazy animatronic! Only needing to be seen again and again, only to be brung back into the darkness by some crazy pterodactyl...no help can be needed due to how high up the baby is. It’s kinda dark when ya think about it....yea I’ll just go now-

[@danielalvarez2365]

Lmfaoooo they needed that in universal 😂

[@zmbklr101]

This is honestly kind of scary in an existential kind of way.

[@Dj-id9dn]

zmbklr101 how

[@bloodnivel70]

It triggers all the things that are scary to our reptile brains

[@bbspooks]

This isn't Disney or Universal folks....they don't have the cash to maintain it but it was impressive as hell when it was first built. Still pretty impressive for a stand alone ride tbh.

[@AmmonMurphy]

Finally someone who understands it. I’m happy to know this ride is still open. It’s just for fun memories and a good time. Sure it’s sad seeing the animatronics all broken but it pains me seeing people hating on the ride. Fixing animatronics is very expensive. That ride should more focus on keeping it open than fixing up the Dino’s

[@Mr_Doge61]

The fact that this dude is alone is just nerve-wracking. I would never go on a dark ride alone, even if it was a friendly Disney dark ride

[@infinitenoodledoodle]

💚💛 “I don’t want a slick, overproduced Jurassic Boat Ride.” 10:31 💚💛

[@infinitenoodledoodle]

A hilarious & 100% unrelatable reaction to that nightmare experience. I also cannot believe this person went in that boat ALONE 😨

[@CaramelOnFire]

i like his unphased reactions

[@cornchip6356]

the metal screeching noises and the stress sounds of the dinosaurs is freaking terrifying.

[@ashvegas832]

You could not pay me to do that. Absolutely horrifying

[@Kyolover8]

Ashley G it's actually not that bad when you're on the ride. I've been on it multiple times. I love it

[@ashvegas832]

Serenity Darkheart its probably great for a lot of people but seeing as I'm terrified by animations and the dark it probably wouldn't suit me lol

[@Kyolover8]

Ashley G yeah if you're not into dark rides then yeah probably wouldn't be enjoyable

[@LunaBellaAngelina]

Serenity Darkheart Looks quite good but quite old?

[@Kyolover8]

Josh 1275 yeah it is old. They've been open for a while now. Can't remember how many years exactly. But it was really cool when I went through it. I think that was right after it opened though so everything was new and in working order.

[@evanceneviva7939]

Was I the only one who thought this was gonna be a Jurassic Park ride?

[@mrflippers72]

Frank Ceneviva me lol

[@justrinku]

Frank Ceneviva your not the only one, also me

[@safenders]

me too, as well, also

[@WCML730]

No

[@liigiitjumpz6910]

Frank Ceneviva not the only one

[@FunkyStudios]

intense potato chip eatting 8:56, lol

[@jexotic1470]

Funky IKR WHY IS THAT HAPPENING

[@olivermcnamee9755]

😂😂😂

[@Alex_Ochoa]

LMAOOOO

[@michaelflores3082]

It sounds like its eating something

[@kairi4640]

It's starving waiting there all decayed and old. 😂

[@sararginorio]

Wow...That place is falling apart. I mean some of the animatronic peices are showing! and that dinosaur head is barely connected. Dude, really sorry you had to waste your money there.

[@fuyunofabuki6611]

Sara Ginorio now I know why they have to have to create the illusionist people gathering. You can hear the mechanics when not supposed to, things are delayed, and he had to turn on his night vision and for the most part where you should have been able to see you relied on the cameras light, they need to redo that ride it looks like they made it then never took care of it. I clicked here thinking universal updated their ride and I was like “omg yes I need to see “ But the boat stalled a lot. I completely agree with you as a thrill seeker I would have fallen asleep on this ride with all the stalls and broken stuff

[@isaactheartist1193]

I LOVE THIS RIDE!!!!

[@makiroll2299]

I'd still go there

[@randomperson3994]

to me that just adds on to the creepy atmosphere, like it's almost a haunted abandoned attraction thingy

[@everest88]

Sara Ginorio , It was not a waste, If not at good maintanace then its a scary ride... Hell, It sounded and was scary as hell...

[@Mdxfiend]

So many exit signs back in the jurassic.

[@fdr45]

Mdxfiend Sometimes you just get tired of rapid change and evolution and you just get tired of fighting that same local Allosaurus who keeps stealing your young and you just need to take a break.

[@geoversion2975]

Mdxfiend Cretacious*

[@karacritioni4648]

Technically this and all the Jurassic parks are supposed to be cretaceous Bc all the dinosaurs shown aren’t from the Jurassic period of time. Science.

[@kareemmasri3934]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt me personally? I exited because I was sick of getting blinded by delophasaur spit

[@noodle217]

This ride is my own personal anxiety attack

[@pasdor9936]

Imagine one of these things falling towards you in the water I’d seriously be crying

[@Kinkajou420]

Looks like it would have been great when everything was running 100%

[@saramorgan578]

DinoCookieCat I went there a while back and everything was great and now I just think “What happened?”

[@xmarksthespotmusicchannel5009]

@@saramorgan578 it’s called “bankruptcy”

[@greedybat6123]

This is like all my fears in one place

[@ajlee9384]

Greedy Bat I was just thinking the same thing

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

Same man! Just imagine being stuck forever while it's still operating. Terrifying indeed!

[@tarzananimalboythecrossdre9680]

Lmao yeeesss

[@RandomRiot]

Yes! Totally! Animatronic dinosaurs, water rides, loud noises, and the dark. Plus, it takes forever to get through. Feels like it’ll never end.

[@TheatreThrive]

SAME SAME SAME SAME!!!!

[@demoasim]

The fact that no one was there on the day you recorded this just adds to the eeriness. Great video. One of my favorites in Pigeon Forge

[@nguyenduy5819]

*sees a herbivore* AAAAAAAA DON'T EAT ME

[@fifthrider]

That was much more interesting than I thought it would be. The Brachiosaurus at the start made more of an effort to reach down at the boat than the Universal Studios one does. Also, that pteranodon flying away with the child was great. You wouldn't see something like that in Universal or Disney, which is a shame because it's kind of funny and disturbing. ( More rides could use that combo. )

[@yramirez34]

Fifthrider lol in universal they have a scene where a t rex takes a tram car and the people are running for their lives

[@camerong7365]

Yvette Ramirez in which universal!?

[@yramirez34]

Cameron Grice the one in Hollywood on the tram during the king Kong fight

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

The Brachiosaurus was great!

[@lxrdxrist]

Idk if this would’ve been even scarier when everything was working

[@Rin-hn4nt]

I feel like its scarier with everything broken down, gives you eerie vibes. And the sounds the dinosaurs make are just 😖🤮😬

[@ItzSunnyStarArt]

This is straight up terrifying bro The fact that the animatronics are very scary- And that nobody is there- And who knaows how deep that water is??! You are very brave to do this!! 😄

[@marleegrace69]

no cap, i rode this with my mom and dad when i was little and screamed and cried my eyeballs out the entire way through and have been scarred ever since. now finding out i have submechanophobia

[@masterchimmy4525]

I rode this with my parents also when I was like six 😭 But I was silent the whole time from sheer dread lol. I've honestly had a really hard time doing any dark rides since then.

[@joannemcniff4210]

I liked the one arm roller skating T Rex! Very cool.

[@CAndrewNelson]

That lightning quick velociraptor frozen at a complete standstill! Oooooh! Scary, kids! I'm sure that boat ride was fairly impressive when it first opened, back before the regular maintenance schedule was abandoned. Honestly though, this ride is probably far more entertaining because it's into this strange rundown condition. And it's kind of creepy for us viewers to see you walk up to the building and then suddenly you're in the boat with nary a glimpse of any employee to take your money or help you board the ride. I'm assuming there was *somebody* working there...isn't there? So is there only one boat? And how much did it cost to ride? This was absolutely ghastly fun to watch. Thank you!

[@CandyMaple]

CAndrewNelson It's got multiple boats on a cycle and each bench on the boat fits about 2-3 people. Back when it first opened, I believe it was $5 a person.

[@CAndrewNelson]

Thank you, I was curious because you can only see one boat in the video.

[@rushellealexandra5243]

they all worked when i was a kid it was awesome then... scary but awesome

[@annihilator5494]

Rushelle alexandra Old timer lol

[@sabrinaguzman6201]

Wait, Its abandoned?!

[@nixpixie2219]

I can remember riding this as a kid, and by God it scared me. I can vividly remember having random thoughts of "What if I fell off the boat and into the ride?" Honestly I thought the whole thing was some sort of fever dream I had. Then I found this video and it unburied all of the childhood trauma.

[@bbkangs]

Damn, I made a mistake watching this right before bed. 😫

[@viebschiev9994]

bbkangs me too mate, me too.

[@Oujix]

Same.. Who needs sleep anyways? 😟

[@GreenManOG]

Lel

[@nitenite8698]

Love your pfp man!

[@stashmerkin9576]

5:28 I think a Skeksis from The Dark Crystal snuck into this attraction somehow.

[@sandvichspencer6956]

Stash Merkin. I'd call it more of an ear rape pterodactyl.

[@DustinSmith796]

Stash Merkin that thing scared me while I was on this ride.

[@annihilator5494]

Dr. Jasontheman Dark ride big robots in water bad auido and the rides looks like it's in terrible condition I am scared of my safety and feel unconfirmble

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

AHHHHHHHYAYAYAERRRRRRRAAAAYYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@buecha6991]

I went on that ride when it was pretty new. It scared me, but it was all in the dark and the lights would flash and dinosaurs would all move. At the end when the boat rose I seriously thought I was going to fall out of the boat! I wish they kept it up. It's a great classic ride.

[@barryb.benson8565]

The triceratops is like "is this raptor having a seizure right before my eyes"

[@rachelhiei]

My husband and I went through this in 2010. They had a sign before you pay for your ticket with so many warnings on it (which seemed odd for just a dark ride). We've been through so many haunted houses and just laugh at it but this ride genuinely scared us. The complete darkness, sudden broken down animatronics in your face, unholy screams and suspense made this not fun. There also aren't any bars, belts, or such to keep you inside. Just a boat that jerks through and starts/stops suddenly.

[@EnAimBoy]

Cool, it looks like a lot of the animatronics needs some TLC though but that's fairly common they're complex things that need a lot of care and attention, and when they're not in a theme park with a dedicated maintenance department things happen

[@crypto1223]

EnAimBoy The true Jurassic ride at universal has that and still went to crap.

[@MemoryDealer]

9:40 The giant worm T-Rex with a broken jaw is the most nightmarish thing there

[@Jothomas214]

Imagine seeing 9:40 in a Jurassic film

[@Pixal2014]

insert fnaf joke here

[@sumokumo7567]

this place is so creepy! it has to be haunted

[@WyaSlay]

i rode it 5 years ago and the lights were on a lot more

[@Frankie_63]

I have NEVER been so uncomfortable watching a ride through 😳

[@philoween_thrills]

My worst nightmares fully realized.

[@izabella8399]

I would be really scared 1 cause the animatronics need fixing 2 I hate boat things like that how deep is the water?

[@katnile5472]

Did you get on that ride by yourself? I wouldn't be able to do it.😰

[@tarzananimalboythecrossdre9680]

Kat Nile I'd be afraid how old the ride is one of the dinosaurs would fall down on me

[@frogyforever]

Same. I’d be afraid that it’d break down and I’m gonna be stuck in there LOL 😂😂

[@lizzyg1220]

Same I'd be so nervous if I was stuck in there and it was pitch black with those creepy ass noises

[@DucatiQueen]

That would be awesome....and then get accidentally locked in 😂😂😂

[@psycho5474]

It felt like I was having a fever dream watching this.

[@nora-yo4jw]

Hi carpetbagger. Incase you see this, i just wanted to tell you thank you. Me and my late dad captainakron27 Who passed away a year ago from cancer loved your videos. It was always something we bonded over and we loved all the museums especially. Just thank you for being a great creator, and bringing him joy. The last video he watched was yours. ❤

[@antichrist8543]

Condolences to you and your father

[@Suzyq6131]

What a strange town, it seems like a low budget Orlando and it looks deserted. The animatronic dinosaurs are a little lame, one of them looked like it’s head was about to fall off into somebody’s lap.

[@MichaelsExplorations]

Susan strauss hahaha lmfao freaking lame 😂😂😂😂😂 cheap

[@healinggrounds19]

It has always been a low budget Orlando.

[@themeparkchasers6181]

Susan strauss At least Dollywood is really atmospheric and well themed. So Dollywood is like the Disney World of Tennessee.

[@soulfreaz]

It's missing an arm. 😂😂😂 I love tourist attractions.

[@ehrldawg]

They definatly do some work on this ride

[@tatertot8477]

Him: I recomend this boat ride Dinosaur: ***missing parts or dont move anymore and voice boxes are corrupt*** This ride would give me top notch anxiety

[@justaperson4656]

Most of the anamatronics are super jank, the latex rotting, the joints in desperate need of oiling, and the speakers giving out from years of wear and tear. Not to mention the ones that aren't working it all. This place could be an AMAZINGLY fun dinosaur ride if the anamatronics were given the proper tlc, but is a fantastic horror ride as it is.

[@goofygoober4901]

LMAO the one at 8:56 sounded like someone eating chips

[@tupzc24]

Rice krispies lmao

[@bookerhoward6326]

😭😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@iamthe1434]

You just out of no where here can you pass me the milk

[@Rusty511]

Very cool! You have some balls going on these terrifying rides alone. I know I couldn't

[@MadGameBoy]

*'I don't want a slick overproduced Jurassic boat ride, I kind of like the way it is, lets keep it that way'* mate all the animatronics are broken, either with their pistons & actuators loudly grinding as they move, ceramic parts broken off, leather ripped to shreds, visible mechanical motors & steel joints, or they don't move at all anymore. I mean that trex at the end says it all.

[@alwayspasta]

5:30 Imagine combining this with the distorted audio. That would be creepy.😱

[@tadpolegaming4510]

The thumbnail makes me question my existence

[@tiernanflynn]

The thumbnail makes me question my sanity.

[@KingKong19100]

The thumbnail makes me question my sexuality.

[@liamnissanS2K]

My sexuality makes me question the existence of my sanity

[@CaptainMasi]

My existence makes me question the thumbnail.

[@melissamorse8876]

that thumbnail is a C U R S E D I M A G E

[@mayorkewpie]

I'd probably die if I ever went on that ride. It honestly looks terrifying due to how old the animatronics look and how dark it was.

[@crabking2890]

4:39 that my friend is a brokeasaurse from the drunken period

[@ytmusic706]

2:49 he looks like he gon sneeze

[@awesomegnat2065]

Those animatronics have seen better days

[@illegalhedgehog]

this video i saw years ago has stuck in my mind and scared me more than any horror film i’ve ever watched. how poorly maintained it is feels completely haunting. the looming threat of electrocution by faulty wiring, the speakers blasting those loud, tinny screams in the damp darkness, the old machinery creaking hundreds of pounds of dead weight around (some while partially submerged)… heavy prop creatures hanging on the ceiling by fragile old wires, massive reptilian heads bearing those awful cartoonish teeth and leaning directly above you… floating along surrounded by all of this cold stagnant water in pitch darkness. it’s fucking horrifying

[@The_Toony_Loon]

"We spared no expense" it shows XD

[@zaleofsiteb]

Browsing YT for interesting vids of the Jurassic /Park/ ride at Universal when I come across this...thing of beauty. As a fan of bad animatronics this is probably the greatest thing I've stumbled onto in a long time. What a trip!

[@UnkleDunklee]

5:38 scared the shit out of me that pterosaur is freaky

[@Queenofobscurepairings]

I know! I laughed from him being handless..and cried in fear of how huge he was and god awful sound!

[@brittaniistarzz8354]

I laughed out loud so hard with that thing carrying the kid away 😂😂😂

[@billiebuffalo]

I didn't even go there and I want my money back.

[@crittergirl675]

5:27 I love the sounds of that huge pteranodon!

[@Jothomas214]

That thing’s size, is downright terrifying.

[@maxconrad17]

I love your commentary throughout this haha

[@TheDailyWoo]

One of my favorites ! I love that place

[@exploringwithskeggybaz7474]

Both great vlogs have to get there one day ... long way from the u.k. though ..

[@EYearwood3678]

Have u ever hyjack a plan then crash it in to a tower to just to get that taste

[@LunaBellaAngelina]

not IDubbbztv Maybe you should eat a dictionary instead.

[@toeman4628]

TheDailyWoo looks very under finished and boring

[@TheEmergencyPie]

where is this

[@Gary-yg8sy]

These Universal rides updates are getting way to real

[@masoncourt1183]

5:23 Oh my god, when it got to this point.. Jesus, the sounds the pteranodon makes are horrifying

[@Hypagemie]

Ok... that was terrifying 😫

[@danielbean868]

Slow-motion dinos lol. Can't imagine what that costs to run and maintain.

[@fatcat_0699]

Maintain? There is clearly no maintenance

[@schleepy6362]

Dang, I was just down there in Pigeon Forge, must've missed this. And thank god, cause this looks DANGEROUS how run-down it is. Kinda wanna ride it still, ngl :p

[@izabella8399]

I went there two idk if its still up

[@schleepy6362]

Update: I just went on the ride a few hours ago and holy FRIG I wasn’t expecting it to be that scary. It was dark and horrifically uncanny the whole way through, but I gotta say it was a unique experience. There sure isn’t another ride like this one in the world😄

[@DangerVille]

I love this, wish I could go!

[@lify3299]

Hey man!

[@JadeTragic]

Here before this blows up i guess

[@hayleewiley7215]

3:31 brb having flashbacks from Billy being carried away in JP3

[@kayroyal1132]

This was genuinely terrifying but i couldn't help but laugh at "its missing an arm 😧"

[@cadensylvester5889]

5:30 you can literally hear the audio malfunctioning creepy😰

[@TheLiamclink]

It might just be my submechanophobia or something but this ride is genuinely anxiety inducing and I'm not even riding it. The decaying animatronics are terrifying, and the whole experience is drenched even further in terror with the water. I actually think I'd faint from panic if I fell in that water.

[@shon2471]

Something about the fact that it seems really slapped together/ out run makes it more terrifying. The sheer amount of noise too. Great video, can't wait to see other spooky rides

[@iiatargetanalyst3046]

5:20 dino with odd bones on back remind me of grandpa's teeth 😂

[@callizto1964]

This ride is my worst nightmare. Like the dinosaurs and the darkness especially the submerged ones to me are already a no ( as someone with submechaphobia), but the fact that it’s so rundown makes it so much worse. Like all the metal creaking, broken animatronics where half of them don’t even work anymore, and the ambiance, as well as how dark the water is and everything else.it seems so much darker and bigger than a normal dark ride and I would throughout the entire ride be terrified of the boat sinking and being stuck in the dark water with those monsters or an animatronic t-Rex falling on me, or something coming from behind to boat to like grab me or jump out or something, animatronic or not, or even if it’s just a timed scare. This would actually make me want to cease existing.

[@Jess-wj2xb]

The bad vibes coming from that ride is astronomical

[@FelixLarios1234]

This ride kind of looks extinct *get it* 😂 but seriously this ride looks cool and sounds cool but the animatronics looks all torn up and they kind of move slow so this place kind of looks like it's been used or something it looks like this ride was in the past because if you compare Jurassic Park the River Adventure with this you can't see the animatronics move faster and move more and they look okay I'm not saying this is a bad place I mean it looks pretty fun it just looks like it's run down a little bit and it needs a little bit fixing at this ride will be awesome

[@trashlyn2609]

This just followed the checklist of my fears. 1. Water you can't see through 2. The dark 3. Arthropods (The big spider)

[@sufma6505]

BleachBunny NO OPERATORS TOO

[@kairi4640]

There's something of it's own charm with rundown old dark rides. Like the mystery of how something used to work, and weirdly makes jumpscares worse with the slow degraded reaction time. 😂

[@b0redom216]

9:28 the munching sounds always get me