Uncle Scotty Stories - Looking (not so) Cool in the Streets

[@j.p.saverance8972]

One of the most legendary lawmen of all time, yet humble enough to share self-depreciating stories with the whole world in a way edifies and entertains. Thank you, sir!

[@oldcop18]

Wilshire sounds very much like my 1968 experience as a rookie DC cop.

[@porkchop3094]

Great story, I slipped and fell on my back while entering a residence of a 911 call & hang up. I had just returned to duty after knee surgery, it had been raining and the aluminum/metal bottom of the door was slippery. I was like a turtle on its back. I could not get up since my leg was not flexible after surgery. I'm yelling at my partner to hop over me so he's not in the kill zone. Those were the days! 11-95.

[@Lapdawg1911]

Thankfully Chief Gates allowed our coppers to ditch the hats and authorize boots to be worn when he became Chief.

[@johnm4579]

Great story, I"m sure we all have some embarrassing moments on the job, just laugh it off !

[@robb_rose]

Hit myself in the gonads … I quit that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love your stories brotha !

[@mgreen7063]

Glad these stories are back.

[@angelinadawhop]

😁💜👊😁👊💜😁

[@bernardhayes4459]

Too funny

[@bobingersoll1794]

I can honestly relate to this

[@topfeedcoco]

Yeah you can't shake anybody down after an entrance like that, best to take off and go fishing in a different hole. 😄

[@keithwestmoreland8877]

LOL I love your stories they are so great trust me I can promise you what happened with me by my wife is absolutely hilarious graduate United States Naval Academy Navy boxing team Judo Champion black belts in Japanese and Okinawan karate Japanese Jiu-Jitsu Russian combat sambo I'm trying to teach my beautiful 5-foot 6-inch blonde hair blue-eyed 116 lb wife to use a stun gun so I'm showing her what to do with the trigger and all that stuff so she has to trigger a couple times she would jump I turn into her she gets beat dad in the nuts with the stun gun I was shaking and laying on the floor she jumps on top of me throws to stun gun across the room and going baby are you okay are you okay and I'm trying to tell her no I'm not she looks at me with those blue eyes and says are they still there