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"You Are Stupid!" ┇FUNNY┇ by Mufti Ismail Musa Menk ┇
Lecture: Indeed in the Prophet (p) you have an Excellent Example to Follow
Presented by: Mufti Ismail Menk
Date: 26 Rajab 1433 / 16 June 2012
Venue: Ar-Raudhah Mosque, Singapore
Official Website: www.muftimenk.c...
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Video Courtesy of: The Raudhah
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Mufti Ismail Menk Bio:
Ismail Musa Menk was born in Harare, Zimbabwe. He was tutored by his father who is a well known scholar and Da'ee. He completed his hifz and recitation courses at an early age and learnt the Arabic and Urdu languages whilst studying Shariah under his father. At the same time he attended an Academic College in Harare where he completed his secondary secular education. He then attained a degree in Shariah from the University of Madinah and later specialised in Iftaa at Darul Uloom Kantharia in Gujarat.
He is a broad minded, motivational speaker who has won the hearts of many.He teaches at the Darul Ilm in Harare and finds the time to attend many international religious conferences, seminars etc.He is an active member os the Majlisul Ulama Zimbabwe and heads it's Iftaa Department. Visit www.majlis-zimbabwe.org for other activities undertaken.He is also one of the Imaams at the Arcadia Masjid in Harare. He has been invited on lecture tours to many countries. He contributes towards the Islamic content of various media networks and is an experienced social worker and counselor.
He enjoys spending time with the underprivileged. Each year he spends the month of Ramadhaan with a far off community explaining the Qur'aanic teachings. This work is all done solely for the Pleasure of the Almighty without any monetary gain or remuneration involved.
He has stated many times that the idea is to spread the goodness to as many people as possible hence the public is free to copy and distribute any material of his they may get hold of without editing the core of it's content.
May Allah grant us all acceptance and protect Mufti from all evil and keep on using him to serve this noble cause.
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MashaAllah May Allah bless him highest place in Jannah and long life in Dunya.Aameen

[@mohammedbmohammed9281]

Sarmad Al zadjali Baloch Aameen!

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Sarmad Al zadjali Baloch Aameen.☝️🌎❤️

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😂😂😂

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[@muhibnoor6188]

ameen

[@muslimaforlife6738]

he should be our school's imaam ,he's lectures are always INTERESTING

[@fiazrahman4552]

Allahuakbar! All Prasies To Be ALLAH (SWT) The Most Beneficial, The Most, Great, The Most Glorious, The Most Gracious, The Most Kind, The Most Merciful and The Creator Of All That Exist Forgive & Guide Us All!! Ameen

[@asdfghlkjh100]

Fiaz Rahman Assalamualaikum wr wb brother what's with the spider man and satanic symbol, pl change it if you don't mind

[@deendeen7055]

I really love ur lectures mashallah may Allah bless u ameen

[@suheilaali7863]

May Allah grant you jannah too U always bless us and u always bless you Thanks

[@youngummah11]

I love him for the sake of allah. Mashallah, may allah grant him jannah

[@mproudhappy]

happy and proud to be Muslim!:) i am so full of peace in my heart and in my mind:) Alhamdulillah i was born Muslim.;)

[@shoaibkhansafi]

hahah the best scholar of all times

[@MSH786]

Are you serious? He's not even close!

[@shoaibkhansafi]

yh we can say that in one way but nowadays he may be amongst the best scholars thats for sure

[@TheMsiaddict]

Mohammad Hussain Yes. He knows how to speak the truth in funny way and fun to listen. Lectures don't have to be spoken in a boring way that will cause the listeners to sleep during lectures.

[@shoaibkhansafi]

yh he knows how to speak its a sign of a good scholar

[@Joa_DB]

ikr

[@springtime5748]

subhan Allah , may Allah protect us ameen

[@zimmerinhere]

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[@Ckerheid]

4:00 a sheikh doin the walk hahah laughed so hard mashallah

[@aishanjidda4864]

Alhamdulillah Alfaisha,..welcome to Islam....May Allah SWT guide us all to understand and be steadfast in the deen

[@cyrusadish836]

omg that walk!!.. bless you, shiekh mashaallah :)

[@muhammadumair8243]

Mash'Allah May Allah Bless him and give him a long life. Ameen

[@TheTunefresh]

He is so humble and he is one of the real.

[@ahumblesunni]

i cant stop smiling watching his lectures

[@zimmerinhere]

Assalaamu Alaikum JazakALLAHu Khair, Its brother, btw, :)

[@fatimajunaidpatel4304]

Mashallah....but wallahi... mufti Menk is original...may Allah Grant him jannatul firdous...at a point in life I gave up on humanity but since mufti Menk came about he just proved me wrong, humanity is still here and mufti Menk is living prove of dat. May ALLAH forgive us and grant us wisdom and strong Imaan to do good Inshallah ameen.

[@fathimakhatun5225]

I absolutely love your videos brother may Allah give you a place in jannah and guide us in sha Allah

[@mohamudmahdi531]

masha allh you towjiid is so sweet بارك الله فيك

[@Anti_ZionisNKRI]

Allahumma sholli alaa Muhammad wa alaa alii muhammad

[@MrDarimee]

MasyaAllah,how good u r, May Allah bless u and all Mulim

[@kimmy2kimify]

how can there possibly be people who dislike this????

[@salwamuslimah5648]

Mashallah really respect Brother Menk.

[@hasbiallah6362]

MashaAllah I am going to loving this sheikh Sake of Allah. Thank you

[@NaijaMuslimah]

Very Inspiring, Jazakallahu Khair for sharing :)

[@LetterNo1]

hahah i love him! may Allah (swt) bless him.

[@syedjawwaad2512]

Assalamu alaikum Please come to india shaykh we want to hear your lectures Love from india

[@zimmerinhere]

Assalaamu Alaikum I love you too for the sake of ALLAH Azzawajal. May ALLAH Azzawajal unite us in Jannah, We'll hang out around the block there, inshaALLAH :)

[@luwamabduezak9818]

Mashallah mufti Menk May Allah bless every body can use and do it practical you are so funny Mashallah

[@alienweirdo8337]

"Allah, forgive us for thinking in that direction." was the funniest bit. :)

[@abuhanifah83]

the true message of islam is pure and peaceful, you only have to clear all misconceptions, hatred, and bias... open the book Quran, read without bias and a genuine hope that if it is the truth then ask/beg God to guide you... give it a go. See if it works.

[@salimbaig5145]

I love Mufti Menk's Smile SUBHANALLAH he looks so amazing while smiling, i literally want my house near his house in JANNAH, ALLAHUAKBAR , what a beautiful thought came in my mind while just writing this comment, IF a SMIlE OF HUMAN that ALLAH SWT make is So beautiful, WE can't even imagine when ALLAH ASSAWAJAL himself will look at you SMILING, ALLAHUAKBAR. what will i feel , i have never meet Mufti Menk i have never talked to him, i have only seen his videos on youtube, but his Smile has such an Impact on my heart, he doesn't even know me, But ALLAHUAKBAR i love that man, and i know he will loves me too just because ALLAH made us that way, May ALLAH make us amongst the people who will enter JANNAH in JAMAT of people who loves each other and May ALLAH Pour his love on all of us in this duniya and in AKHIRAH, and may he Protect us from hate and fear and fitnah. AAMEEN

[@fatimalucky3777]

I really love u lectures sheikh may allah bless you in high level in janah

[@ussfrhni8085]

Wa3alaykoem salaam, may Allah accept your good deeds.

[@Myzanday]

may ALLAH grant him his wishes in this world and hereafter

[@COFsux]

May Allah help you spread Islam

[@blugublu]

This mufti makes me laugh everytime. I pray Allah that He gives him a lot of rewards for giving to us muslims and others non-muslims who may see it by the decree of Allah, a good image of our religion. By the way, I said "by the decree of Allah" because I didn't want to say "by chance". Allah guides whom He wants by whatever He decides, even a short video on youtube.. Who knows. Wa Allahu A'lam.

[@warriorofpeace786]

Mashallah! May allah guide us all.

[@shhahyasir4311]

Allah hu Akbar proud to be a Muslim :)

[@ukasha3974]

That is right. TV makes kids misbehavior and adults too

[@monjiaitaly]

Allah bless this man.

[@fbperls6466]

The last statement on preemptive action, well how can you expect a non believer to adhere to that when there is Taqiyya? "Taqiyya" literally means: "Concealing, precaution, guarding.” It is employed in disguising one's beliefs, intentions, convictions, ideas, feelings, opinions or strategies. In practical terms it is manifested as dissimulation, lying, deceiving, vexing and confounding with the intention of deflecting attention, foiling or pre-emptive blocking.

[@mcplasma1]

Jazakallahu Khayran

[@fbperls6466]

As I may have mentioned before, my wife is a Muslim, as well as her family. However, their country long separated government from religion (you know Attaturk in 1924). My mother in law is devout, and practices the tenets. She's bringing me another english translation of the Quran in a few weeks. Of course we discuss things about the religion, but her version of Islam doesn't seek to impose a political system, and it's very much faith based.

[@zakirh1456]

why have a hate seriously because its like me not knowing a single person with different ethnicity (meaning from another country as well as race: colour of your skin) and having an automatic opinion about that person please man go get your head straight and stop being ignorant and learn before you comment and learn from a unbiased source (meaning e.g don't learn from what you seen on the tv) and learn from a imam or at least go to a mosque and notice I havn't sworn back because islam means peace

[@alghuraba4607]

salam aleikum akhi zimmer :) jazakallahu khairan for ur videos :) "zimmer" in germany means room :) may Allah taala bless the whole ummah of the prohet sallahu aleihi wa sallam, allahumma Amin!

[@abuhanifah83]

i know abt Ataturk. I believe in a islamic system where all aspects of life are addressed. We muslims believe Islam to be a complete way of life. Gona have to agree to disagree on this one pal. All the best to you. Allah says: “Let there be no compulsion in religion. Truth has been made clear from error. Whoever rejects false worship and believes in Allah has grasped the most trustworthy handhold that never breaks. And Allah hears and knows all things.” [Sûrah al-Baqarah: 256]

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Mashallah may Allahmay Allah bless you in this life and the hear after💐💐🌸🌸💝💝🌹🌹

[@bintmahmudah]

Salam bro @HafizRehman786 this lecture was held at Singapore, Ar-Raudhah mosque.

[@ak33552]

Jazak Allah khair Mufti menk & team. Dear j kly. Have a glance at debate between Dr Zakir nail & Dr William Campbell. He asked more precisely a few of these questions. And being touched and also being pin pointed some errors that u need to known. Have a great time ahead AK

[@fbperls6466]

"In a paper titled “Why Indeed Did the WTC Buildings Completely Collapse?” (2006), physicist Dr. Steven E. Jones cited thermite to explain the molten metal and first started raising the possibility that nanothermite could explain the additional explosive effects observed. Then four dust samples collected in the aftermath of the towers’ collapse by different individuals were sent to Dr. Jones, and upon testing, they were found to contain unreacted red chips of a nanothermitic material."

[@abuhanifah83]

this is note that the Prophet (pbuh) had on his sword...""Keep ties with those who cut you off, and do good to those who harmed you, and speak the truth even if it were against your own self.".... this is not a warmongering people. What do you see on russian bombs? "to the children of syria"/// america missiles? "to iraq, with love" this is not a people who solely relied on Jihad.. There's more to islam than just Jihad... spiritual, political and social

[@mammutty1]

What Mufti Sahib said is very True TELEVISION is literally "emptying" our True Vision of God Al mighty.STOP WATCHING IT AND SEE for YOURSELVES HOW IT increases YOUR IMAN. Remember the wise saying of Ali(r.a) :"What the eye sees the heart preserves" If U look at this subject broadly, this could b one of the reason why v dont see IMAGES of companions of Prophet SallahuAlaihiWasallam let alone our NAbi and our beloved Nabi forbade us (Muslims) from hanging images of anyliving things at home .

[@tboolah1]

من الفيديوهات اللي تنبسط لما تشوفها

[@monjiaitaly]

he is very good, I like him so much.

[@Fazal7384]

You are most welcome....welcome to the right path....Ahlan wa Sahlan

[@abdulrahmanalthani3341]

I love his accent!

[@saqibmuneer3577]

Oo great mufti very well done I always watch his videos

[@zaron786]

you are truly original.

[@MegaChillix]

no ad's before the video brother, but there is an ad that comes out later in the video starts, like after 10 seconds.

[@aydarh]

Can we get the link for the rest of the talk in this clip? Can anyone help? Thank you.

[@fbperls6466]

"that building evaporated into dust out of thin air and passports are found in the rubble but black box is missing". First the 'black box' isn't black, usually bright orange. In reality "all four black boxes" are not "supposedly destroyed". The Flight 93 flight data recorders were recovered. The Flight 77 black boxes were also removed from the Pentagon, but one of them (the cockpit voice recorder) was too badly damaged to be used. All destroyed or damaged isn't unusual either in aeronautics.

[@yotubermy]

Subhanallah every Muhmin is Original

[@heartforquran]

3:07- 3:19 LooooL Ahahahahhahaha

[@fbperls6466]

Those results were reported in a later paper titled “Active Thermitic Material Discovered in the Dust from the 9/11 World Trade Center Catastrophe” by Niels Harrit, et al. (April, 2009), and because of this many assumed that nanothermite had been definitively identified as the prime candidate destructive agent.

[@saniyabegum9257]

Smart teacher. Alhumdulliah

[@mohammedabdulsamad9811]

mashallah may allah grant him and us goodness

[@msalimaaz]

I love both of you for the Sake of ALLAH SWT InshaALLAH by the mercy of ALLAH i will also be there hanging around with you two ;)

[@MrVinny333]

All I really want to know is how to grow such an awesome beard.

[@zimmerinhere]

:)))) Love u too! Salaam!

[@amalabdikadir4352]

maasha allah funny and nice ...alhamdulilaah

[@ramoramow]

i love him too hahah always makes me smile

[@arigonkryeziu1962]

mashallah sister elhamdulilah

[@Safia645]

Masha Allah.

[@Revert2010]

😭 Allahu Akbar 😭 God is great 😭 God is all powerful 😭 God is omnipotent 😭 God is omniscient 😭 God is all knowing 😭 God is all hearing 😭 God is unique 😭 God is the only reality 😭 God is my rab 😭 God has no beginning 😭 God has no ending 😭 God he always exist 😭 God is the greatest of all To him belongs absolutely all sovereignty and he is over all things omnipotent

[@zimmerinhere]

:) InshaALLAH Azzawajal! :)

[@GRACEismyGOODWORKS7]

Imagine you had stolen a car and are being charged in court. Whether you believe in the judge or the legal system doesn't change the fact you are going to stand trial for what u did. In the trial it is PROVEN you are guilty of the crime and the punishment is a $10,000 fine to pay back what you stole. Are you guilty of the crime? YES. but imagine another man decides to pay your fine. THAT is MERCY. Now God cannot simply forgive sin because then he would NOT be JUST--for justice demands punishment

[@MsNaffee]

@Zimmerinhere brother, patiently waiting for updates on the halalhumor tumblr page :p.

[@abuhanifah83]

another example of a dhimmi is the Zoroastrian who killed the 2nd caliph Omar ibn Khattab. This person (Abu LuLua) lived in the islamic state and he managed to assassinate the leader of the muslims, Omar. And here is the justice of the real muslim leader (omar)....he knew that this Zoroastrian slave would kill him and he notified his people. His people said to Omar let's kill this Zoroastrian. Omar said in his famous quote "Preemptive action cannot be taken on suspicion"...

[@mohaaweekend6092]

Masha ALLah

[@fbperls6466]

"Buddhists do not keep up with the history of war. Keep in mind that in jihad only Christians and Jews were allowed to survive as dhimmis (servants to Islam); everyone else had to convert or die. Jihad killed the Buddhists in Turkey, Afghanistan, along the Silk Route, and in India. The total is roughly 10 million. "

[@abuhanifah83]

i genuinely think it can work, spiritual, political and a social system, all in one. But again that is my opinion. And you are of course more than welcome to have yours. the abrogation thing as you say is not really a mess if you understand where and when verses of the quran were revealed. example, muslims were allowed to say to the polytheist "you to your way and me to mine" before they had an islamic state and this is in the quran.However after we are commanded to spread islam. long discussion

[@SabreenSyeed]

oh wait sorry an ad just came uo..."how to convert to Islam..ad by google..

[@SabreenSyeed]

no ad on this sister :)

[@Abdullah-em9we]

Mashallah you're cool man

[@cameroonbeauty4ever]

masha Allah brother!!!!!!! :)

[@HafizRehman786]

Salaams, does anyone know what lecture this is from?

[@BIGBO55007]

Mashallah

[@MsNaffee]

Don't be sorry, I totally understand. Was just curious what was going on, no stress.

[@fbperls6466]

Here's my point to all of that. Christianity, for instance, has probably the same number of sects. Today, we don't really have a sect of Christians killing another because one feels they are justified and righteous. It's because of a few things, but the biggest reason is reform came hundreds of years ago, and gradually got this religion to where it is now. Islam never had that chance. It was about to in the 13th century, but then the Ottomans came along...

[@hannahbrown3667]

Subhanallah

[@DeenBox]

loved it :)

[@SuperSeafoods]

hi J kly, Lets go one step at a time here so it would make it extremely easy for you to understand islam and the teachings of the KORAN< Firstly, put aside yr one sided opinion and be open minded and do not be biased, We are discussing issues regarding religion and in order for you to conduct this discussion, May I ask how well versed are you in both religions? I will wait for yr answer and we shall continue with an amicable discussion, totally unbiased and free from hatred or lies, Peace bro

[@mariamahmedzein7806]

Hi Shaik Menk, how are you, Eid Mubarak, a little bit late, but still on, I really enjoyed my Eid with the Kids and of course Lily this time because it paid to date their dad all over again. I him from the time of school and it didn't do me for any discount at the hospital I deliver them, but I they say, things happen for a reason, he's paying extra rent so we can pay for THEIR SCHOOL!!!!!

[@sahayaummuaymanwahab1120]

Allaahu akbar :)

[@shac8546]

"He as we all know (Mohammed), was the highest of all messengers. He was the highest in rank.....He has so many different points of being better than the others, yet he was so very very humble" Really... Really...... if that's the case then anything you have just said defeats some of the things Mohammed stood for. Because the start of your little lecture was anything but humble.

[@fbperls6466]

I'm glad you can admit that! Yes Imperialism is an economic factor, however it comes in many forms. I don't really think my country cares who runs a countries government other than the markets are kept stable. That being said, we seriously have nothing to gain in Afghanistan, and have tried to give real assistance to the people by building schools, roads, bazaars, etc. and they are torn down, girls going to school have acid thrown on them....

[@russellramjean577]

what was that LAST BIT he said at the end ??? WB

[@ZoyaKhan-ze9rb]

Maashaallah