Under Paris (2024) Netflix Movie Review | Sous la Seine | Does the French MEG Have Bite?

It’s Summer 2024 and Paris is hosting the World Triathlon Championships on the Seine for the first time. When it’s learned that a massive shark is swimming deep in the water, a scientist and police must partner to avoid a bloodbath at the heart of the city. The French Netflix shark attack movie Under Paris, or Sous la Seine, is directed by Xavier Gens and features a shark with some unique traits... but should you watch? Thanks for checking out my Under Paris (2024) Netflix Movie Review!
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My couch rating system:
5 - A must-watch - do not pass this one up
4 - It's really good, you should see it
3 - It's OK - maybe good for a rental
2 - It's not that good and I wouldn't recommend it
1 - It's terrible and I definitely don't recommend it
0 - Cutting off a finger is better than watching this
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[@kyngsmash2305]

As soon as I saw her in the beginning holding her breath for so long especially while the shark dragged her down and she lived im like ok this going to be a bad one 😂😂

[@sujatagokhale5764]

😀😀😀✅

[@KatTopic114]

Honestly I thought she should’ve died. They also didn’t bring back the character that survived the encounter… the girl that didn’t go in the water and stayed behind in the opening shot. I think it would’ve made more sense for that character to push the movie forward

[@quietsilence3327]

I thought the same way.

[@digitalvictory8266]

You absolutely NAILED this one!! We are perfectly aligned with your review! My wife and I laughed at the idiocy of the exact same things! Just a horrible movie in so many ways, but satisfying as it actually allows the shark to eat a bunch of people!!

[@32lilbruce]

it was definitely goofy, and how did the lead actress not go deaf after being pulled down to the ocean floor and eardrums bursting lol

[@decay79]

Sounds like everything a shark movie needs to be :)

[@LiangHuBBB]

the stupidy of ppl in this movie is ridiculous you see a big 7 meter shark in the water, ye of course we dive into the water like wtf? movie was fun to watch though

[@kenrock2]

its ok to go ahead with the triathlon event... nobody cares about police warning

[@johnharris721]

You gave it 2 stars, i give it 5 stars for being exactly what it was meant to be: a funny, action-pack, cheesy movie, meant only to entertain and be laughed at.😂😊

[@nathanaelsmith3553]

The film makers jumped the shark

[@mohamedtaleb9968]

Your reviews are always great 👍

[@MoviesAndMunchies]

Appreciate that, thank you!

[@Mayor_Of_Eureka17]

8 Legged Freaks takes the W for me.

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

Agreed! As to thats a classic and I luv it to this day as I saw that as a kid and it kinda gave me arachnophobia at the age of like 11 XD! Now Im 30.

[@itsmecass]

Those last aerial shots I was like “wait. WHAT?”

[@katelynholmes9504]

Your mysteriously-lit Funko wall is sending me

[@user-gy1pz6mq4n]

Loved the french police using U S phases, very funny

[@mm-in7tn]

I found myself saying "Life finds a way" 😆😆😆😆😆

[@user-jh8ek6qd1z]

I'm watching it right now and Thank you again 👍👍👍👍

[@CaroleMcDonnell]

Thanks.

[@vilenationgaming]

That spiny boat thing was funny to me too

[@itsmecass]

Me too. I watched the review a couple days before watching the movie but when I saw it that part made me laugh out loud. And THEN I remembered he had commented about that.

[@drewmcgill5290]

Sounded way better than a 2! lol.

[@SomeCallMeDanger]

Lake placid is a great

[@Owen-dc5jk]

Just watched this and I have to say it was one of the better shark movies I've watched. I love shark movies. All of them have an air of silliness about them, it's one of the characteristics of monster movies in general, but Under Paris was a bit unique. It was hugely entertaining and the final act really landed it. Lots of fun.

[@tamarakarlas1]

My favorite animal themed horror is the Piranha movies. Thanks for the review !

[@supergooglelee]

I like the fact that the sharks won. 5/5.

[@marioboy234gaming8]

I wait for part 2

[@LeoTheShortGuy]

Nice

[@wisdomfox857]

There are alot errors with the sharks jumping attack being impossible angles l

[@Nostromo2144]

Oh dear lord...

[@LeoTheShortGuy]

Super sharks are my heroes!!!!

[@wallstreetwarrior100]

Food of the God's, a classic!

[@brianng8350]

A classic cheesy movie for me is Congo. The ape in man’s suit,but A star caliber.

[@calvinm1866]

I wouldn't mind seeing a remake using the special effects from the Planet of the Apes movies.

[@MojoSun1]

It's a Great Movie! When is part 2, coming out? Oh and I forgot to say....Yes, Many different kinds of sharks can be found in freshwater.

[@JackKirbyFan]

Well, what's wrong with some camp Chris :) It sounds like a LOT of fun. After watching that German TV show, colors of Evil: REd. I could use a good laugh. A really good laugh :) Cheers and have a great, great weekend.

[@pallecla]

Oscar material...

[@MoviesAndMunchies]

LOL! Yep!

[@fitnessabcvideo]

It was good, super strong 5mins start, 30mins meandering midway, but boy after it gets going.... Lolololol, love watching activists getting it, it's like netflix has decided that blue haired lesbian eco activists are prime for shark food.... Yessssssssss, and the ending... It's insane

[@LunaDaSavage]

Thank you for your comment I appreciate it 😂

[@Panabandit]

Lost me with "on par with The Meg"...goodbye

[@mismismism]

I just watched it, it's entertaining for sure but every time with shark movies I just don't get why they don't just make a sea monster if they want to go with the scale of destruction there is in this movie. Just the Thanos of sharks lol. A fun watch but every time with shark movies, it goes so far beyond jumping the shark(couldn't resist), that it's very stupid, like a stoner came up with this story lol.

[@carolharris2401]

I give it a 5 because the sharks ate a lot of people and many died. Thats what suppose to happen with horror movies like this carnage is supposed be front and center. And the other reason for giving it a 5 is that the male lead is hot. Yes purely shallow reason

[@katelynholmes9504]

FR man was aesthetic, even if he was deadweight to the poor female lead xD

[@katelynholmes9504]

Our beautiful damsel in distress

[@billkwok1016]

BORING. Great seeing Gen Z getting rated 🤣🤣

[@kikimichael4869]

I am so so deeply sorry to see how stupid humans can be and not get the message out of this movie. i think this exaggeration that was shown in the movie should have made the message very obvious but i guess people are just really going down

[@MrMcnamex]

theta turnshark should be in this movie no to complete the circle of morons

[@shibitoobscura3348]

4:33 Your second tale is closer to the actual pronounciation of "Xavier". You butchered his family name but that's understandable since you're not French

[@Koekiepoekie]

This is everything a sharkmovie isn't suppose to be. Cheap and cheesy .

[@carycoller3140]

I really wanted to like this movie, but all the "Save the sharks gay girl power" bullsh!t was more than I could stand.

[@DIDI.TITI777]

You butchered the director's name, but that's okay, you're not French.

[@MoviesAndMunchies]

Serious question, how is his name pronounced? It will help me in the future!

[@TomJones-wi4nh]

@@MoviesAndMunchiesIn French, words ending in ier are pronounced e-eh, where the i sounds like the e in me.and the eh sounds like like ey in the word hey. I’d run his name through Google for remaining bits as finding the exact English phoretic equivalents aren’t precise enough imo.

[@wisdomfox857]

Then why say anything if it's okay

[@DIDI.TITI777]

Xav-yé (yé as in Kanye West, and you don't pronounce the X like a spanish "x", you can keep the english "x") ; for the last name, I can"t figure an English phonetic equivalent, but that would be something like "Djanz"

[@shibitoobscura3348]

​@@wisdomfox857To help him with his pronounciation

[@Jurassic.Fan17]

His rating doesn’t match the way he spoke about the movie, and his thumbnail with the mask on makes no sense.