Cops, what's the dumbest call you've ever had to respond to?

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Having watched "The Blob" (both the original and the remake) I would not be poking any mystery goo. It can't end well

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[@Kat-amber-t2z]

That cashier who called the cops on an autistic kid because he looked "creepy" needs to be fired and NEVER work with the public again. Heck, I'd support her being put on disability just so she can stay home and stay away from people.

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2:07 the way he says "...for the gew?" 😂

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[@jackskudlarek3138]

I guessed old meat like fish. I've never seen dog poop off gassing before.

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3:55 how big a town do you expect if full Police on duty was 3 officers, a trainee AND A STUDENT ON A RIDE ALONG? sheesh!!!!!!

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[@strongbackground7802]

Story 11 I can relate because my cousins daughter is black while me and my mom are white. When she throws a fit over not getting a “prize” from the grocery store and we have to put her in the car kicking and screaming I always get worried about how it looks like we are kidnapping a little girl who doesn’t look anywhere close to being related to us in the grocery store parking lot. So far we have been lucky and haven’t had the cops called on us yet.

[@josh656]

When I was a cop in a very liberal area, our evening shift started on Friday that week. We get a lookout for an illegal pet monkey that was lost by the owner. All weekend long we are getting calls for “monkey seen at the intersection of X and Y”. Every time my squad responded it was GOA. By the evening of our 4th and last day of shift we get a call, “1-David-51, respond for a complaint of a subject bit by a monkey.”

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

"Ma'am, I don't think you have ever been stable." That was glorious. That officer deserved an award for that one.

[@HistoriasContadas68]

Una vez escuché que un oficial tuvo que responder a una llamada porque alguien se quejaba de que su vecino no compartía pizza. ¡Increíble cómo algunos malgastan los recursos de emergencia!

[@angelmedic9829]

The cashier in story 8 should have been arrested for falsifying a police report. If you are laughing at someone who did something so simple as knocking over something, as long as it isn’t valuable, you should be arrested. Poor kid

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

And that only happened BECAUSE she wrongly called the police! She should be made to pay all court costs and the cost of therapy for that poor young man.

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@ yes!

[@zumato3371]

That story really upset me. I'm on the spectrum, and I'm so paranoid about being perceived as creepy that I'm afraid to ask anyone out or use dating apps. I haven't even had anything like this happen to me, so I can't imagine the damage she's done to that guy with what she did. It's insane this case wasn't immediately thrown out.

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There are lots of people who are allergic to marijuana, it usually has oily leafs, much like poison oak or poison ivy

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Came here to say this. If you can put it on or in your body (by inhalation or ingestion, either one), you can be allergic to it. This includes your own skin and even your own spit. I am extremely allergic to tobacco smoke, not quite as bad as the wife is, but it does send me into an asthma attack.

[@john62841]

My mom is also allergic to it, her throat can easily start to swell, so we have to be careful. To me, sometimes my gag reflex kicks into overdrive when I smell too much of it, unfortunately it's everywhere nowadays ;(

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My sister's allergic to pot smoke. SHe found out in high school because of people smoking in the bathroom.

[@bkoehler_36]

Yeah I don't know if its an allergy but every time I smell weed it triggers a migraine for me.

[@user-nm7py8ek7r]

i think the " Mysteroys goo" it just dog poo or something like that

[@mythogenesis4788]

Small town. Septic tank burst 100%

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@@mythogenesis4788 what?

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@user-nm7py8ek7rSMALL TOWN. SEPTIC TANK BURST 100%

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@user-nm7py8ek7r Septic tanks are installed in places where they weren't hooked up to a larger waste system, like rural farmhouses, and they need to be emptied occasionally.

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Una vez me llamaron porque alguien escuchó ruidos extraños en su garaje... era un mapache comiendo cereal. ¡La reacción de la persona fue exagerada pero divertida!

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6:37 as an English person, this is actually quite good and utterly hilarious 😂😂

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[@ImTheMarchetti]

Last time I was this early to something I got kicked out of the funeral home!

[@CuriosityGenesis]

Like was it your funeral or…

[@starlight_maven]

I'm sorry, what?

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@@starlight_maven being early to one’s own funeral?

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@@CuriosityGenesisthey were trying to say that they were early for someone’s funeral and they weren’t ready so they kicked them out

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I can honestly say I have called the cops over a bag of garbage .... I was working and it was in the middle of a busy road at night and people were almost wrecking over it

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The Christopher Walken story had me 😂

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

That poor kid having their broken arm ignored while they bleed all over and the only decent person in the encounter aside from the kids was the officer is just sad. Well, and the neighbor who let the kid wash their hands, she was decent too.

[@motorcitywestauto4674]

In a new subdivision where they didn't have any fences in the back, someone complained that the neighbor cut the grass too far over on my side. Same neighbor in the winter complained that the same neighbor complained that they shoveled "their" snow into his lawn. I was a deputy sheriff and our sheriff had a policy that if someone wanted to see an officer, they would. You could prioritize and push it down, but you HAD to go eventually.

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31:00- Okay, I nearly DID pee myself at this one. Omg, some people are just too hilarious!

[@katawna4241]

The goo story had me shaking laughing in bed, woke up my cats. That is pure gold

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Story 4 is legit just self entitled self fish bad drivers. But to be fair the corvette should have backed up.

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[@Kat-amber-t2z]

I'm not a police officer and never have been, but that "mommy's dead and daddy's downstairs sleeping" reminded me of the time a classmate in elementary school called my parents because he thought his mom was dead. But when my mom questioned him further, he did admit that she was making some "funny noises." Snoring. She was snoring. It was early morning. He was . . . . rather special.

[@althealee9375]

The minute they said “brown goo” I thought “sh*t?” Also if your truck is so big you have to take up 2 lanes to turn, YOUR TRUCK IS TOO BIG

[@piperproductions7551]

I got a story of my own. Not a cop, but when I was around freshman year, my bff and I were walking my family dog. She got excited and got loose, and ended up in a pond, swimming after ducks. Seeing this, you have 3 options. Help the panicked girls, laugh at them, or call the cops, because your "wife was traumatized, watching the ducks get terrorized by the Golden retriever". Said ducks were unbothered, and flew to the other side of the pond when the dog got close. Guess which choice was chosen. Sadly this was over a decade ago, I don't remember much else, just that I had cops called on me.

[@pinguino5105]

I knew story 10 was gonna be a scarecrow from miles away.

[@Nightengale64]

Somebody probably ate that goose. 🤣

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Hes back!

[@Bonely-One]

story 36 at the end was kinda funny. Dad: Glad your not hurt. OP: **passes out and falls over due to blood loss**

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Perfect Christopher walken impression

[@Icyangel10]

Some of these remind me of a teacher I use to have, well he was my study hall teacher or something.(I was sent to his room while he’s doing English class when I had nothing going on) He use to live at a place that I guess a window needed replaced or was being worked on so there’s a plastic sheet over it. One night he was about to head home from something he was at & saw his coat was missing which had his keys. He ended up getting into his house via the window with the sheet over it which eventually leads to cops arresting him & letting him go after using mail as proof. Teacher went threw the window again & was taken back to the police station while in the shower before doing the same song & dance(mail as proof & allowed to go home). When the police took him home he asked who kept calling the cops on him. One cop said they couldn’t tell him but nodded his head towards one of the houses. Turns out an elderly neighbor with poor eye sight called the cops on him.

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Ive found out i was allergic to pot when i was 16. It wasnt fun. Im 57 now & dont miss it. Lol

[@Atom53185]

( 1:10:25 Now I won’t lie, child me did try to look at people my age at first before realizing how illegal that was

[@dynogamergurl]

Edit: typos Likewise, it wasn’t till I was older(of age) that I realized that adults look for that, and when adults do it, that is highly illegal. The dad in the clip was right to tell his kid not to do that. The dad could have been busted for 👶🍤

[@Hybrid301]

Pretty sure the “Blocked in the parking lot” situation is also a Dr Suess book

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Oh, the smoke detectors used to go off regularly in the apartment building next door. Usually it was one particular tenant in the basement, on the northwest corner, who would sometimes get home from work, put a steak on to cook, and fall asleep on the couch as it burned. But one was different. For that one someone set off fireworks in the upstairs hallway. They didn't know who or why.

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That was a fair Walken for quick review and little practice.

[@amyhamilton-romans3293]

Story # 10. So the scarecrow got stuffed and cuffed. Lol

[@Ludab75]

so, what was the goo?

[@gidunker2]

Shit

[@Effigy_the_furb]

We'll never know.

[@mangledbot1323]

My bets either sewage or some kinda blocked pipe runoff. Maybe grease?

[@kurotsuki7427]

My bet is sewage or rotting meat goo. Like if a freezer stopped working and someone chucked the contents in neaby trash.

[@urgon6321]

Few years back there was a call to 112 number in one of polish cities about "lagun" in the tree, threatening the entire apartment building. The caller meant "legwan", which means "iguana" in polish. Well, fire departament sent some firemen to deal with this animal, but they found a croissant on the branch. That was the famous "lagun"...

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Story 1!!! This is great!

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[@Rubix003]

I was working security between shifts in my department... so one day after bouncing in a bar, I went into the 7/11 we all went to at roughly 3:30 am after a boring night, we were traiding war stories when this cagey dude walks in and starts moving theough the isles. Now keep in mind other than my POV (a Mustang) all the other cars were police vehicles 3 county cars, 2 city cars, two state cars, and one out of state michigan state trooper... all of us in uniform and armed. The cagey guy walked up to the counter pulls a pocket knife on the cashier, so I looked at the other officers (i think there were 10 on duty, uniformed cops in there drinking coffee and telling stories) and asked it I could handle it... they all agreed. "Drop the knife and put your hands up!" At this point he actually looks around and says "well... shit" . I called for transport, the transport officer looks at all the dude and says "a bunch of cop cars and uniformed cops visible from the parkinglot, and you decide to ROB IT! Seriously, you stoned or just stupid?"

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Oh my god... this was light watching a train wreck.

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21:45-24:05 narrator sounded like he had the biggest voice crack of his life

[@RelatosFantásticos-m9u]

Una vez, un oficial compartió que tuvo que responder a una llamada porque alguien estaba molesto por el ruido de un pájaro cantando demasiado temprano por la mañana. A veces, el sentido común también necesita una llamada de atención. 😂

[@annasstorybox7906]

With stories like the one with the goo I loose trust in the capability of people to solve everyday problems. Could have washed it away themselves with a garden hose. And by what it sounds like that stuff was likely garbage can liquid, sewage that got spilled or dumped when someone handled an old toilet or pipe cleaning tools...

[@HimitsuYami]

But it was funny as fuck so I'll excuse this one

[@annasstorybox7906]

@HimitsuYami yea. I guess... I guess it's the same with calls about harmless animals... Like what I've heard about on the news about a duck inside a store and staff somehow never even thought about herding it outside with brooms themselves... As the firefighters they called did just that. Herded it out with brooms in a matter of a few minutes.

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Story 19 reminds me of something that happened at my college a few years before i started there.

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24:01- I'd have peed myself laughing, I think.

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1:06:40 Or they were trying to plant some in their car.

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1:14:34 wow. They killed the snake? What absolute jerks!!

[@Xerdar36]

Love the mystery goo story…

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Are we just going to ignore the fact that they didn't think the goo was fecal matter?

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Police officers of reddit... First story: Not an officer but...!

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24:33 You seemed to improve your voice as you proceeded... SUGGESTION FOR NEXT VOICE: try finding someone imitating instead of wanted voice... Imitators actually exaggerate quirks thus original often not as good as imitator to learn

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Cool stories, what games is this.

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39:17 Was tuned out and then Supernatural got mentioned 😭

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These comments are uncalled for! ALL narrators on this channel are awesome in their own way like tbh I get that most of you favour this narrator, however you guys are disregarding the effort ALL narrators of this channel put into these videos that we enjoy and how hard they ALL work most of you sit here and pick apart everything green says He has his takes that aren’t liked by you guys and they’re not even bad it’s always as if you guys want him to say the right thing instead of what HE thinks, when the little snippets are for narrators to share THEIR opinion with us

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It's ok to like some of them more than others though. I don't dislike any of them but one of the green guys sometimes has kinda bad takes

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@@sarahleslie2111wow Sarah how helpful of you 😀 But you forget the comments are there to be read and I can express the way the comments made me feel just like everybody else does on the internet

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@@Larszardread my comment above I edited it

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6:59 I was drawing and listening to this narrator and was genuinely shocked at how good the accent was also if anyone knows what the game is in the background please tell me.

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[@arturogalindo6134]

People gotta stop with poop stories

[@lizette87]

What was the goo? I'm so curious.

[@musicallyjames]

What is the name of the game in the background at 23:48

[@severren1095]

some of these are insane the Alice one the Brown Goo one the 2 middle aged guys and the car The Christopher walkin

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what game is this?

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Face reveal when my dude

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1:13:37 man call me for help instead i love snakes

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Story 12 haha

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