Unheard but I am the worst detective ever

[@CatMuto]

"Hello, drug dealers. Yes, I've tricked them." - Ah, I see he's one of First Name's customers.

[@sonofsparda657]

Drug Dealeur, its foreign, dont mind that. Aaaaaanyway, want to come over to my house to sample some coke?

[@nonceymcbigwilly6355]

The-Rabbit /Easy cooking how much for 3.5 bro

[@DinoDuckles]

The only reason Kevin is so bad at this is because he's used to being on the other side of the law...

[@wipseywoo]

More like bore ragnarok

[@tonymakaroni2898]

he wasnt even bad

[@xmarksthespot1372]

Lmao!

[@derp4548]

Shouldn’t he be good then?

[@russiangravy3870]

He is the Law

[@RiskyUnknown]

Kevin was worried about uploading a sponsored video back to back. 1. It benefits my boi 2. I can see a new video from Kevin twice in the same day 3. Bore Ragnarok

[@trentonmatthews4472]

@@nickseda5371 1.who 2.cares

[@zakhatik9086]

Thiccolas Seda 1.stop 2.hating

[@nickseda5371]

@@zakhatik9086 Bruh I'm not hating on anyone it's just a stupid and oversaturated meme.

[@iingardinhio6173]

@@nickseda5371 1. Nobody 2. Actually gave a shit

[@praniv6253]

Thiccolas Seda seems like a you problem

[@ChickenMccZoe]

"Hello drug dealers...Is Mole 2 available to talk?"

[@IceKreacher]

ChickenMccZoe No, but First Name is.

[@Sam-ud2di]

Kevin sounds like hes gossiping in highschool when hes trying to make the connections

[@calebleary1586]

Kevin would be good at solving murders Because he’s the one that commits them

[@CenoriaWoah]

Caleb Leary SHHHHHH 🤫

[@ki5589]

Sounds like the game Vampire Detective

[@steelbear2063]

@MorCel I mean what are they gonna do about it?

[@AngryWindmill]

No he would be too busy to bury the proofs against himself to actually solve any other crime

[@mosesthekiwi8559]

that's why he's so good

[@whengone3855]

"Chips go bye bye to hoodie man"

[@kaienzhu8760]

and passing by in the screen XD

[@georgiaaallen]

I know this was sponsored but I really enjoyed the vid and would like to see you play another episode.

[@nniicckk1223]

I was thinking the exact opposite. This was far more boring and less funny than most of his videos. I felt like the whole time he was only playing it for the sponsorship.

[@christiansandss]

dormdude well watch one of his other videos

[@edpope2327]

@Manuel Camelo yes

[@evanlewis5078]

I want to see it. I have been waiting for a year

[@thelegion4698]

Sadly, this might have gotten overlorded.

[@CrumbyBumbis]

I love how half the time they're just like "HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND WHO'S NAME IS QUINN, IT IS I, VINCENT. AND STANDING ALONG THE SOUTH EAST WALL IS LISA. YEP, WE'RE ALL IN THIS ROOM TOGETHER AND THOSE ARE OUR NAMES." Kevin should play Tacoma next, it plays pretty similarly

[@melharis4451]

@Jeff Bridger what

[@bari_toni1826]

Jeff Bridger what- why? W h y???

[@CrumbyBumbis]

@Jeff Bridger that's disgusting, I dislike children

[@TheAlmightyJello]

@Jeff Bridger The fuck does that even mean.

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

@Jeff Bridger as someone who randomly stumbled across this thread I'd appreciate that too

[@otherguy8075]

Imagine Kevin playing this again and the title is: "Unheard but I play it with no sounds"

[@aidankane914]

2 videos in 1 day? This does put a smile on my face

[@josephcallaghan1741]

mike tyson a smile on your face means your teeth away from my ear

[@IamaPERSON]

@Arthur Davey oh, so he's AD-ing content to his channel! That makes sense!

[@CenoriaWoah]

mike tyson Same… TBH

[@sam-wk7ld]

@@IamaPERSON pls go away 😂😂😂

[@Devasqua]

Same, hope he doesn't overwork himself tho :(

[@evilmonkeyjono1681]

2 videos in one day? Must be Dear Leader day Best enjoy this before I’m murdered by a bald undead mermaid

[@imperialweaponstechnician8026]

Aka Jim Pickens day

[@romanminaster5180]

Or it may be Death Day

[@unusualattempt]

You'll have to add wizard to that

[@boggers1208]

And ex vampire

[@zakhatik9086]

It’s actually because of ads but believe in dear leader

[@selkie2sato396]

If Kevin was a real detective, by the time he figures out who's the murderer, everyone's dead.

[@pascalsch14]

When everyone is dead there can't be a murder. Kevin would solve the murder before it happens

[@bigfudge2031]

Kevin is the detective out of Heavy Rain.

[@mcoupe69]

Big Fudge but with all button prompts missed

[@batnacks]

Aha, I’ve found you! But how? You’re the only one left

[@mylescrisp9111]

Spoiler it was Jim Pickens

[@midori7738]

Kevin, I got this game and it was so amazing. Didn't warn me that it will literally haunt my nightmares but that's chill.

[@reverendroar]

Law and Order episode one... Jury: ‘Who has the chips...’ Inspector Kevin: ‘Chips go bye bye to hoodie man’ End of episode. Best Law and Order episode ever

[@FloridaGuy53]

3 Emmys, 7 Golden Globes, 5 Razzies, and a Nobel Peace Prize.

[@Greasyyyhair]

He's possibly the worst detective I've ever heard of. But I have heard of him

[@Greasyyyhair]

@HamburgersAndBeer played by Kevin and directed by Taika Waititi.

[@livdaft7857]

I got way too happy about this comment

[@CyberAesthetic]

He definitely has to make a detective movie with this line in The Movies

[@matthegarty6235]

You'll remember this day as the day you almost...solved the case and did your damn job.

[@MoronBoshi]

@@Greasyyyhair I would love his movie and watch them all the time!

[@casberta1829]

12:20 "I love your videos and watch it all the time"

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Nikki liked that

[@andrewamp1]

Ah bloody heck

[@joshp2507]

Hey nikki, I'm sorry you were upset by the video but you still haven't given feedback on my cover of ring of fire The 1.8 million sub count youtuber Call me kevin

[@thomasturner6980]

0:01, damn normal Kevin finally got to meet Australian Kevin

[@brettjohnston9634]

*claps in Australian*

[@berserk-_-majay4104]

Underrated comment you made there my friend 👌

[@iingardinhio6173]

Why did you right Australian upside down?

[@vitothefrog6558]

“great video kevin, youre the best.” Well, I’ve done my part.

[@LeatherKing6688]

I was looking for this.

[@shadowflamez_revenge9156]

3:26 I didn't even notice that there was a transition until I looked at Kevin's shirt and realized it was lighter than the first shirt color

[@hecc7906]

Tony Stark: "There's always someone behind you" Thanos: "huh?" Andy: "Aha!"

[@Punttipate62]

Haha funny man funny hahahha funnyyy

[@hecc7906]

@@Punttipate62 I know hahahah bruh bruhsoundeffect800

[@happymilk7433]

It’s inevitable that someone’s always behind you

[@TheNathon11]

9:31 Kevin: "say his name, say his name..." Me: Voldemort

[@hpvamp246]

Dr.EvilZ Shazam!

[@archishah6212]

Beetlejuice

[@DarKnightKilla13]

Not going to lie, I'd love to see more of this game! It was really intriguing, it's a cool idea and style!

[@noahmorris1015]

yes please show more of this one! its so so cool

[@strhttps]

I thought your pfp was Ned from the try guys at first

[@DarKnightKilla13]

@@strhttps wait, me?

[@strhttps]

DarKnightKilla13 lmao yeah

[@DarKnightKilla13]

@@strhttps lmao... nope, it's just myself.

[@rationallogicalities4504]

I watch Kevin's videos at the lowest brightness and still can't handle his glorious glowing skin

[@beanface7408]

He glows because he is the creator os the Dear Leader, and his (un)holiness shows.

[@LampshadeDoggo]

8:40 it's like when you're driving a car and get to somewhere you've never been to so you lower the radio to be able to see better

[@rogerfurlong1535]

I love hearing about cool new games from you Kevin! You know, like idle breakout!

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Idk if you meant this ironically or not but I actually went and got idle breakout and I was obsessed for 3 weeks

[@zacharyheine4177]

I had an idle breakout clone for a couple of months but I had to uninstall it before I ruined my life

[@BC_Central]

"Come on big D, you can do it" Callmekevin 2019

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

"I love big muscles! I love Big D!"

[@pigbenis8017]

Me at 3 am

[@johndunn6756]

"Yay for bowel movement." Odd sentence on any other channel, totally normal on Kevin's

[@nachothedestroyer520]

As a girl named Amber, I am deeply disturbed hearing Kevin aggressively saying "Amber Amber Amber" while falling asleep.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Game: *Needs sounds to play* Kevin: *Talks constantly*

[@Crimblor]

"I'm starting to think this Tyler guy isn't such a good hombre" Jesus you sound like every girl I've ever dated

[@swagittarius5748]

This comment is gold and the reply makes ot even funnier XD

[@Crimblor]

@Swagonborn Even bigger plot twist, he dumped me so I ran him over after Batman V Superman

[@over00lordunknown12]

r/UsernameChecksOut

[@FilmsNerf2]

@@Crimblor What an amazing turn of events!

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Son. Please don't put yourself down. Your mother and I think you are great.

[@koenbusschers6475]

Okay, now this is epic Kevin’s video: 23:16 The hotel mystery time: 23:16 E P I C gamer moment

[@shawtyBadd256]

Koen Busschers omg I was just gonna say something about that!!

[@POTATOEH81]

Frick you

[@ajm3578]

Great video Kevin, you're the....... what's my line? Oh yeah. Great video Kevin, you're the best.

[@chloe4983]

Wow, this is such an interesting concept for a game! And well done for figuring it out Kevin lol I feel like if I did it, my brain would have gone to mush lol

[@3dtd82]

Just hearing: "Undress for me, I like how it sounds".

[@Taalsman]

I was expecting to see you in a Detectives Outfit. Im not mad Kevin, only disapointed.

[@emilystar5643]

I was thinking the same, a cookie badge would have been nice. Maybe even a stick for a baton

[@jasoncarswell7458]

He spent all his money on his sailor's outfit from the last episode.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I'm too stupid for this game but it seems like a pretty novel concept. Great sponsorship

[@mushed_mushroom4794]

Dylan has one, Logan has one ... Wait. That's not what I'm supposed to comment... Great video Kevin, you're the best That's better

[@ignotuscapillary8313]

I liked your comment before realising you had 420 likes before. Since I can't be the one to ruin that, I have taken my like away and decided to comment instead to say I like your comment.

[@SessVlogs]

Ignotus Capillary 4 people have ruined your sacrifice. Shun them.

[@simone_kiah]

Kevin: So basically you're solving a mystery but all through sounds.... Also Kevin: *Proceeds to talk over the top of every audio clip*

[@nikkiesona]

Day 135 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@becgould3772]

😄

[@nikkiesona]

@@becgould3772 Bruh, you searching comment sections for me? Haha. Happy birthday, friend. :)

[@becgould3772]

@@nikkiesona yep! Happy birthday!!

[@deluxedistrait]

I can’t believe you predicted a twitch channel meme

[@nikkiesona]

@@deluxedistrait Sorry, I'm not familiar. What twitch channel meme?

[@markcorrigan3311]

Kevin: creates a basement filled with slaves and kills constantly Also Kevin: is offended that the woman is smoking inside

[@jumpman6908]

Kevin makes more videos because Jim trapped him and now forces him to do this. Kevin blink three times if you are held captive

[@grilledcheese285]

Kevin’s a detective? I thought he was a chef on baking bad

[@unsecuure2232]

grilled cheese he has multiple professions cause he talented like that ;)

[@mrgribbles3351]

He is also multiple other people 🙃

[@happymilk7433]

He's a foodective

[@crispus.corvus]

Me: so, I've just finished the game but I'm too tired to play the DLC so I can finally watch Kevin's playthrough without being afraid of spoilers Kevin: /plays the first level and then goes for the DLC/ Me: well feck me then

[@amberhiebert5279]

He's actually very smart. Though I'm sure this took a while to figure out.

[@shutup-hl6jv]

Kevin: *it made me feel smart even tho im really stupid* Me: *story of my life...*

[@Bloody_Corpses]

same 💯 he's quite relatable

[@s2rrah631]

it's like an exam where you hear a recording and the question says: who said this/did that

[@nosferat-ew]

Kevin: “It’s gonna be May” Me: *breathes new life*

[@amillioncashews]

Megan Gilliam enjoyed

[@jackendebox7736]

I’m bingeing the hell out of this channel! 😂

[@Lord_Lingus]

"It's gonna be Mayyyy" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeBeCreepy]

Great video Kevin, you're the best!

[@kc_cobra]

Dylan has one and Logan has one- I mean... Great video Kevin. You're the best!

[@mr.platypus280]

"this is getting too confusing stop before it goes to far" my internal voice @ me whenever i open my mouth

[@happymilk7433]

"They're talking about the chips!" **shows French fries** *Confused American Screaming*

[@eejit3658]

Kevin during an exam: *this is getting confusing, stop before it gets too far*

[@conormcgough3966]

If he hadn't dropped out We support Kevin

[@Sentariana]

Game: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement." Me: *confused* "I swear I've heard this exact sound bite before somewhere..."

[@DeathnoteBB]

Sen Tariana I think Kevin put the sound bite in over the actual game

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

@@DeathnoteBB Yeah. It's the Logan Paul apology video about the suicide forest. The guy who said it was Logan in-game so that's why the joke is there.

[@Chris_Cross]

What is the time stamp? I missed that.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Lucas Miller, The Lewder of Lolis Oh that makes sense. And idk the time stamp, I didnt even notice it

[@ljsayshey9801]

4:40

[@traceygrubb7373]

Kevin: Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[@sleepyote]

How I notes

[@thewarhawk8203]

Together ape strong

[@cecil9934]

fits very well coz they're both Kevins

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Laconic speech. Rare, but effective.

[@bombomtom5421]

'Man of Medan but everybody dies' MAKE IT HAPPEN!! Great video tho 👍

[@AlmostZer0]

2 videos in 1 day? Well this is almost *unheard* of

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

This is the Pun Police! That pun was okay. Carry on.

[@zakhatik9086]

It’s because of ads

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Ok that’s enough from u

[@Jetfox967]

Random person: You are the worst detective I've ever heard of. Kevin: But you have heard of me.

[@e.l.m7342]

"This isn't the last you'll hear of The Detective Kevin!!"

[@jollythejackalope]

Pewdiepie gets married: I sleep Pewdiepie hits 100 million subs: I sleep Kevin uploads 2 videos in 1 day: REAL SHET?!

[@slicewdb]

Zaboo how could yuo think about sleeping wen Kevin uploads twice

[@liamwhite6725]

@@slicewdb es leep bad when Kvin plods twice

[@otm_nik8207]

Pewdiepie is married wtf haha

[@theaces3697]

@@otm_nik8207 yeah seems money talks xD

[@zakhatik9086]

Otm_Nik hmm u have not been on the internet this week

[@redshinejasper]

Months into being part of this Cult....mmunity.... I come back to the very first video I saw of you and I love it even more, now knowing the lovely and fearsome cult leader and the wholesome man he forces in front of the camera a little better. Thanks for being you Kevin and hope Spain will treat you well

[@simone_kiah]

7:39 "aw must be a nice kiss" with that grin at the end.....killed me.....I thinking I woke my family up from laughing

[@daestka5512]

* Kevin solve the crime * All subscribers: THATS WHY HE IS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS !!

[@michaellopez1619]

'Great video Kevin, you're the best'

[@Sentariana]

Game: "I always feel like I have to... poop when I'm nervous." Me:... That's Markiplier's voice.

[@_nolmons_]

Kevin is the greatest detective I've ever heard of, and I'm deaf by the way.

[@mylescrisp9111]

Great video Kevin, you're the best More like bore ragnarok

[@weewoo9687]

Yes

[@punkmal]

“i love big D” -kevin 2019

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

i mean who doesn't? ;)

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@Sentient being and dirty, exactly how i like it

[@guaage]

Chris aka Schulbus ew cooties stay away

[@still_your_zelda]

and now he also loves Big C(hungus)

[@silklilly5291]

I loved watching you play this game. Now I want to play it! You looked excited and really serious about solving it. Hehe

[@sparky844]

I played through this game about 2 weeks ago. It was amazing and definitely my kind of game, however it only had 4 levels and was really short.

[@emilielestrange42]

"You are the worst detective I've ever heard of" "But you have heard of me"

[@ཧེལཔ]

Kevin doing a double upload in 1 day??? Well thats...unheard of *badabang drum noises*

[@sarahh228]

Day 42 of telling kevin he's my favorite person and that I love and support him ❤️

[@annak8604]

So I actually got this game a few months ago and I was so thrilled to see you did a video on it. Even more thrilled to see Unheard sponsored your video! This game is honestly one of the most well done and original concepts I've seen in a long time.

[@Jason-lc4cb]

You can tell that this is before Kevin gained all of his MASS

[@emlindsay8110]

I was so excited to come back from school to not one, but TWO videos from Kevin

[@alinap9009]

Kevin you're the only KZbinr with uploads that I actually wait for lol. First day of school tomorrow after the summer break, thanks for cheering me up!

[@emilystar5643]

Good luck in school! Mine starts soon as well, im super nervous ahaha.

[@NuncHistoria]

Kevin you've said my name multiple times in this video, now you owe me. Now you *HAVE* to play The Simpsons: Road Rage.

[@NightmareBlade10]

Is that you Big D?

[@NuncHistoria]

@@NightmareBlade10 Drat! Foiled again!

[@rogongaming]

2 videos more like bore ragnarock am I right guys

[@oisinmurphy95]

Am l right guys more like bore ragnarok

[@rx500android]

Woah

[@NSD33]

great video Kevin, you’re the best!

[@kyleconrad9861]

Hi Dutch van der linde

[@spegynmerbles3993]

You can hear the wheels furiously turning in poor Kevin's head

[@kingstingray9436]

you are the only person who has made me legitimately laugh while on my meds. thank you

[@Pichudiamond3]

This episode hurts my brain and I could never do this

[@masterdrift4493]

I love you're videos and watch it all the time kevin

[@Speedwaay618]

The 2nd time during day 30 of asking Kevin to play "The Incredibles" on the ps2.

[@sunxel3264]

That game was pretty fun when i was little

[@Speedwaay618]

@@sunxel3264 I used to enjoy it when I was little too. However it wasn't that enjoyable when I replayed it a little while ago...

[@michaelfreese4958]

Day 69 of waiting for Kevin to beat RT in Wii boxing Also nice

[@boreragnarok2549]

How can that happen? They are the same person

[@Vamoss39]

Time Paradox.

[@_faye.]

nice

[@rx500android]

N I C E

[@grilledcheese285]

When I read this comment I got nam flashbacks

[@LucyTheBox]

If you want the answer of people who had the real gun: AD (Assistant Director) Andy Logan Andy

[@madisontapp5623]

You're a hero

[@hdzk3336]

how convenient, the dlc came out recently and i played through it with a friend. a few days later kevin posts a video playing through the same case

[@loofloof1441]

Day 1 of Telling Kevin he should do a video in an Irish accent

[@Rom-zt9cm]

the only thing i look forward to is kevin's videos after work, and 2 videos after work? smile for days

[@MifuneShio]

Great video Kevin, You're the best. I said it, can i have my bribe now?

[@violet5120]

Day 230 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.

[@Andronyne]

Day 342 of asking Kevin for Gmod.

[@kalypso4133]

day 1,000,000 of me telling you feckers to shut up, and it will probably be 1,000,000 more

[@violet5120]

@@kalypso4133 thank you for taking the time to reply to me! It's really appreciated :)

[@violet5120]

@@Andronyne I agree, those videos were great.

[@TheIrishDino]

Blues Clues should've hired Kevin instead. He has a face for TV

[@mip2111]

Great video, Kevin! You're the best.

[@j.alexander7554]

Great video, Kevin! You're the best.

[@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327]

@@j.alexander7554 Great Kevin, video! the best. You're

[@RubyandSassy]

Great video kevin, you’re the best!

[@Goblin_Gaming001]

great video kevin, youre the best. Hope you're satisfied.

[@Fafnerluver922]

"Hello, drug dealer..." And it's Project Pickens on the other line. xD

[@mattiezz9844]

Had it on my wishlist for a while and definitely buying it now. Which speaks to how good the video was, thank you Kevin! Like others said, wouldn't mind seeing another episode of this!

[@zee3018]

This is the perfect time for one of my earbuds to not work.