I Turned a Listener Gay

[@HaysHere2020]

Chris saying “I’m more excited that I have straight male fans” before that caller going into *obvious gay panic* is just iconic.

[@ashleyashes369]

“There it is” 😂

[@Gizmo833]

Glad I’m not alone with that thought

[@magicfordogs]

Chris (and Brittany) taking every opportunity to call out James Charles for being a literal criminal makes me so happy

[@samanthaboulgarides2470]

Thank you for taking every chance you get to hold James Charles accountable- it doesn’t go unnoticed!

[@Jackietaboada]

Yesss

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

This!!!!

[@Nowayjose131]

I literally live for it lmao

[@kayteebarga9694]

Yessss don't we just love talking about how social media is fake unless it's destroying someone's life???? Major sarcasm. No one knows what happened. Txts are always faked. Situations are always blown up with lies. Period. I don't like James Charles but I don't like people pretending to know anything about a social media situation. You don't know shit. Stop stressing.

[@lucia9112]

@@kayteebarga9694 yeah, just don’t listen to victims #rapeculture

[@shannonross845]

nothing like studying with unhinged playing in the background (girl boss behaviour). thanks for getting me through the last semester of my degree chris, send booger my love

[@myssaalyssa]

LITERALLY ME

[@summer-xt1gg]

Studying and listening to podcasts? Are you guys wizards? I literally can’t even listen to music with lyrics when I study 😂😂😅

[@daniel.6624]

@@summer-xt1gg SAME only lo fi to me and even sometimes lo fi annoys me

[@lucindagarcia5972]

chris mishearing “talk” as “cock” just made me lose it lmaooo love you

[@ninarogers7920]

it’s like you knew i was about to start cleaning & needed your podcast

[@holleypaige7151]

I was about to say the same thing! 😂

[@strawberryfieldsf100]

sameeee but cooking instead😅

[@santanamorales466]

Omg yes I’m doing laundry while listening!

[@Jackietaboada]

I love how annoyed you get 😂😂 all the callers are your fans but I love how you don’t give a shit

[@SheeshAleesh0718]

I actually really loved how off the rails this one went towards the end with the awful chicken fryer job talk. So fun for listeners/watchers when you all get wrapped up in stories and just chat.

[@SamFokker]

Sam with the OF here! So whether she flicks the bean for the fans or not, I do NOT know! She did post some lewds on Twitter for promo that I helped her with. She doesn't look at mine and I don't look into hers, thank god 😂 she started her own momma OF account to make her own bag, "to pay for Christmas this year." I do think she was inspired by me/jealous 💀 if I told them I was a drug dealer ON onlyfans I'd hope they fear me as much as they fear god. Mail pills with my panties? 👀 incest runs in my dads side of the family, not my moms so unfortunately OnlySams fans don't get mommy/daughter collabs. "Drop a link!!" I didn't wanna use your platform to promo but if anyone's interested lmk I guess 👀

[@princessketchupp]

The update we needed

[@taylorlincoln5880]

The only update I needed in life

[@kaysiek.1565]

OnlySams fans huh? Nice very nice.

[@hannahelizabeth2327]

To the bi listener: I was your girlfriend in hs and wasn’t told the truth about our breakup. I think if he had been completely honest I would have been less hurt and more understanding in a way that could have led to friendship. Break up and be honest-if shes a good person and she loves you she will understand.

[@Gizmo833]

This is some very adult advice

[@austinwaldrop2849]

Something I had to learn in school being gay is you can't fake a relationship with a gender you're not attracted to because it just hurts the other person and kinda wastes people's time

[@antoniakelley3164]

Not Chris being the only thing that stops my baby from crying in the car 😭🤣

[@nessaflom]

love that 🤍

[@sarahleanne2975]

The little stand by screen with boogers face on it😭😭It makes me smile every time

[@PeriPisces]

As much time, effort, and I'm sure money, went into the set this look is so much more your/the podcasts vibe. I've really been loving it!

[@User_1414b]

From recent videos, I think that's just his real living room. 😂 I think his usual studio closed for covid or something

[@dramaticgemini]

@Bethany Napier I think that's what OP was saying is that this is more welcoming and not as... set like. I for sure like the at home "set" more!

[@chrisklemens]

GO RATE AND REVIEW THIS EPISODE ON APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1569917592

[@jesstaylor898]

you shitting your pants on camera is still the funniest moment to me

[@mandycon99]

Never in my life did I think Chris had the same stoner, binge eating, vomiting experience as me.....

[@inebriated_boness_]

The way I cackled 😂😭😭

[@jerikamclean3206]

I’ve been in addiction recovery, and most times feel numb but you honestly make me laugh and make my days brighter Wich I can’t say about a lot anymore… thank you so much for just being you. ❤️ I look forward to your videos! They make me remember everything’s going to be okay.

[@fleedoyou12Q]

hang in there

[@User_1414b]

Proud of you for taking that journey to improve your life. Hang in there ❤

[@marmalade333]

so very proud of you

[@ashleeadams3633]

I’m also in recovery and listen to him every day ❤️😃

[@deannathompson4277]

22:09 “what in the West Virginia is going on?” ME SCREAMING BC THATS WHERE I LIVE 🤣🤣

[@Tovii2022]

18:43 “They are as smooth as eggs.”

[@MrsFooCough]

Hey the lil bumps are called keratosis pilaris - just excess skin cells building up in our hair follicles. Usually on upper arms and upper legs, but can happen all over! There’s plenty of companies making products for this exact condition, Ameliorate use lactic acid in all of their bodycare products, First Aid Beauty do a KP body scrub that’s a physical exfoliant with added lactic acid, I think The Ordinary do lactic acid and you could just sling that on bare skin after a shower 👍

[@chiveshorses9459]

Unhinged is my favorite. I love the new relaxed podcast style and I love that Chris has stopped apologizing for being unhinged. ITS CALLED UNHINGED ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE IT CAN LEAVE

[@mentallyill.millenial]

I absolutely love the homey chill vibe shooting from your living room. and all the booger content is everything

[@_daniellelizabeth]

Plz the shaving question killed me 😂😂

[@mariaf7513]

chris this better not be clickbait omfg i am so invested

[@elladriver1267]

At my last restaurant job 6 months in they created a rule that employees could only order 2 types of sandwiches for their lunch break, one was turkey and one was roast beef. I was vegetarian and almost got my manager fired for not allowing me my meal, she literally told me “that sucks” when I said I couldn’t eat the sandwiches and wanted my salad that I’d been eating everyday for 6 months.

[@carleylaird5221]

not me holding the eggs I’m about to literally fry when justin said “just shaved my balls… smooths as eggs now”🤦🏽‍♀️

[@michellechenoweth5128]

I receive a burst of serotonin Everytime I realize there’s a new episode

[@chiveshorses9459]

I appreciate the male cohost being honest about the shaving question. Chris was being too shy 😂😂

[@bnew5394]

I worked with a girl who thinks her youngest child, her daughter, doesn’t have the same dad as her sons. Her husband had been on deployment and when he came back, he wanted nothing to do with her. So they were separated and she started liking this guy she worked with who she would hook up with. Then shortly later, her husband came back and they hooked up. So she ended up pregnant, which made her husband want to get back with her and now she’ll never know who’s the dad. Her daughter is in her 20s now too lol.

[@cassidybrewer]

Oh shit

[@arcticsuntide]

chris' face changes during the shaving question HAS ME CACKLING LMAOOOOOOOO CHRISSS

[@rachelbuck5673]

I just realized I’m dying my hair and this is the perfect podcast to watch while I do it 😂

[@lezlezzin]

I very much identify with chris starting a story, losing track in relaying new stories related to the first story, and have to ask "what was the question?" hahah

[@emilyrefice5273]

About the cat herpes from a vet tech!! Like human herpes it doesn’t go away but just becomes dormant for periods of time! It comes back during times of stress or illness, just like human herpes! Normally just causes respiratory infections like when he first got his kitten but can sometimes cause eye ulcers due to excessive dryness (usually starts with weepy eyes then progresses to dryness)

[@KBreeezy07]

as a dish and prep gal for a local restraunt, this is meee!! actually just put my two weeks in to go onto greater things, thank you so much Chris for the pod! i look forward to it every Thursday :)

[@FrodosMyHomeboi]

Good luck in your new endeavors!

[@briannabagshaw3319]

The less you try to put on a perfect show the less cheesey it is. The laid back vibe is why im here. 🤙

[@fiveshotespresso]

Chris 😂 hearing that your previous employer said that you were taking too big of portions for your meals is making me laugh so hard 😂 like…da fuk??? It’s a salad!!?!? Lettuce costs basically nothing 😂

[@aliceowens2809]

I love how you don’t care what people think. Your so funny and entertaining. I have been watching since the beginning of the pandemic and I love your content ever since.

[@shescreamsout]

I think this new format really helps to keep it truly unhinged 😂😂

[@SusywagSusywag]

I listen to this right after my psychology class and before work. It gives me life, love you!!!

[@charmingdevils]

Frozen lasagna for her, Thin Mints for him, Velveeta cheese for me. Once you re-taste it, it's fuckin RUINED. 🤣

[@Dink_13]

I LOVE this new style of podcast you’re doing! Way more relaxed. Gives me a few 🤣 moments before bed.

[@phoenixlynn9535]

OMG please keep Booger on the pod cast. I love seeing her. Keep the screen wide. Love it!!!

[@JeremyMKnapp-ez8nl]

Love the Jersey Shore reference in this episode. The note was so iconic 😂

[@arose3407]

50:22 ... what a quote...how beautiful...

[@rosiestewart4273]

To the guy that thinks he is gay. I dated a guy who was my friend for 7 years when I was 18 . We were together for over a year. We were open about his feelings for guys as he was finding himself; I let him experiment and then he left me. Yes at the time it was tough for me but I’m so glad it happened as we weren’t meant to be ! Don’t feel guilty it’s deffo worse to fake it

[@a.c.v.7470]

I love that we’ve got “Unfiltered”, “Unhinged”, and “Unfazed and Unbothered”

[@baileescott401]

LOVE YOU CHRIS STAY HEALTHY AND STAY SMART

[@Ollie.with.a.G]

When Chris said he was excited he had a stright male fan and fully in my head im like "no shot, wait for it"

[@breemichelle8688]

I save these for when I get ready for work and always sends me 😂😂😂💙

[@chiveshorses9459]

I love Chris mom so much 😭 she seems so kind and wholesome

[@YellowMelle]

In college/uni, if you have a complaint about a grade or an instructor, you probably have a student union that employs a rep that will help you through the dispute process and have your work re-graded by another prof.

[@lindawg_22]

"n theyre smooth as eggs!"😭😭

[@melissafletcher9475]

I got so hungover one day I couldn’t eat anything and I tried eating thin mints and immediately threw everything up. It was the absolute worst lol

[@sofcarolq]

he's officially gone off the deep end this episode is living up to the name 🤣😭

[@elodieohaque4797]

PAW PAD CUNCKS MAY BE FROM ROOM SEPARATION SKIDS the place where one room meets another and you have that little like door frame on the ground that connects them smoothly, the tiny little crack around this or floor vents may be pinching booger paws. I could be wrong though and the socks are a great idea especially if it’s from dry skin. Defiantly try different things and see what works. I find coconut oil is a great invitation for all day licking lol. But if u have the socks and booger works well with that then maybe even that would be a good solution. Much love

[@AlexCovaVlogs]

Damn it Chris, I started to do the breathing exercise with you. Lmao 🤣

[@Anr1231]

No way booger aint a paid puptor. Look at da widdo sweetieee sweetie dog pup 🥺🥺

[@caleystewart8791]

booger sitting there and being out of breath is my spirit animal

[@ausjoli2636]

“there it is” SENT MEEEE

[@clauddkfit]

No better duo than unhinged & a bowl💓

[@kirstengarrett2811]

Yesssss been waiting for this since you went live on TikTok last night. Love you chris you’re my fav KZbinr 🥰 sounds silly but you were reading my comments last night on your live I was losing my shit bc you’re just so cool 😎🤣 hope you’re having a fucking fantastic day and stay stoned bestie 🫂🥰

[@saysaybugg]

Quite honestly the best part of my week

[@rileyturk5003]

I’d like to note I love how unhinged your podcast is

[@laurendiamond3594]

Chris I love you so much , I literally never miss a video or podcast. You make this life much more bearable. 😍😍😍

[@katieyt23]

“There it is.” MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@Slimjimgobbler]

I genuinely popped a blood vessel from laughing while watching this

[@annah3283]

just folding laundry and mom coming in and wondering who’s talking about throwing up fiery minty lava (:

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

Sam: "this one made me a little angry tehe" Chris: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAT?!"

[@yashshush]

OMG OMG NOT YOU MENTIONING MY COMMENT IN THE VIDEOOOO ILY

[@danilemley6968]

Thank god for this coming out bc the tension with my roommates is so heavy so I need this to do my make up lol love you Chris,Sam, and Justin 💜

[@davidkrepps3747]

LOYAL LISTENER GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@messydepressy4684]

When you finally write a secret in and he doesn’t feel like reading much out :’(

[@beccccaaa]

Btw I would LOVE to see a whole episode of you reacting to comments lol I love that shit

[@JADE-fo8dh]

I'm just saying I wouldn't be mad if the secrets segment was replaced with a call back segment 😉💚

[@twifybyfmf3634]

i really feel like you need a cohost

[@mothqueen1501]

PLATES SAY CHUN-LI DROP THA BENZ OFF

[@kylarose3740]

I smoke a whoopsies before I do anything so it's fine, I'm sure almost everyone watching/listening can relate

[@carissajoelle9955]

sam and justin are just *chefs kisses , they are so funny

[@ilanahayz4240]

high school voicemail felt like satire

[@bellabakeman6455]

loving the energy today

[@paigeedwards6457]

Lmaooo no beef with the prairie

[@Mrsteaandflowers]

I left a voicemail today I hope it gets played!!!!!

[@DeezN00tz99]

hearing chris and his mom makes me miss my mom so much

[@alliesadventures2568]

This unhinged energy of this

[@markwicklee]

**flashbacks to that one episode where that girl wanted chris to tell her friend to be gay and 'turn to the dark side'**

[@xheyitsjessx9313]

When I saw the title I thought now this could be a good thing or a bad thing. If you’ve turned a female listener gay then it’s not something u should be proud of. A male listener tho, that’s something to be proud of

[@wendycook6895]

Food I can't eat any hamburger helper... I was young and broke when pregnant with my eldest and when you throw up hamburger helper (which is already not great) you'll never eat it again.

[@Kuromichi08]

Booger has the sweetest puppy eyes I just can’t 🥺🥺🧡

[@alexiscooper6026]

You need to start your own mary jane line! FOR REALZZZ

[@orania8033]

Everyday Booger proves more and more that she is totally your dog child😂 The unhinged is rubbing off on her😂🖤

[@TaliaRozencwaig]

Idk why i loved the fake sponsor part so much but i did

[@hannahelizabeth2327]

Dyin at “little cellar chicken boy”

[@spookymouse2189]

“ am I on molly” 🤣 no bc why r ppls dating lives so complex

[@izzybelly123]

SMOOTH EGGS I CANT

[@christopheranthony8221]

My only thought ready the title was “didn’t he make us all gay?”

[@rachelalexiss]

WTF did that email make me unblock my toxic ex hahahhaha

[@misia3235]

chris i am loving the new setting it's gorgeous

[@Beefy5Layerz2368]

Wait it’s Thursday?!

[@The_Agony_of_an_Artist]

My thoughts exactly hahahah

[@amychiyoko]

50:11 HAS ME DYING

[@mattieelizabeth934]

So 100% the restaurant with the chicken was Lettie’s in DE and I can confirm the food is good but I have heard horror stories from a few of my friends who have worked their during the summer.