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Unification Day Parade | A 40k Parody Webcomic Dub

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Күн бұрын

No joke, the unification of terra took three times longer than the great crusade. That must have been a hell of a campaign.
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@DorkMatter001
@DorkMatter001 2 жыл бұрын
What Emperor wanted to happen: "In and out, 20 year adventure..." What really happened: *Literal centuries of war*
@Joannes808
@Joannes808 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations my lord. You beat the tutorial!
@noobatgames3321
@noobatgames3321 Жыл бұрын
​@@Joannes808 I mean he did the great crusade in about the same time.
@terminallove3531
@terminallove3531 Жыл бұрын
​@@noobatgames3321 No. The Crusade happened after he Conquered Terra.
@lars1168
@lars1168 Жыл бұрын
@@terminallove3531 What he meant was that the unification wars lastest as long as the great crusade (probablay even longer).
@terminallove3531
@terminallove3531 Жыл бұрын
@@lars1168 WTF?! It took him centuries to conquer a planet?!
@multiversepatriot3148
@multiversepatriot3148 2 жыл бұрын
12 years later: Emperor: "Okay, I'm off to integrate Mars and absorb the rest of the Solar System. Keep good watch of my genetic sons while I'm gone, okay?" Malcador: "Of course, my liege, I will-" *Le Chaos gods scatter Primarchs ..... Emperor: "We've got to do all this again, don't we?"
@Historyfrek4ever
@Historyfrek4ever 2 жыл бұрын
"You can keep the palace, you can keep the empire and you can keep that over bloated pile of fool's gold you call an armor, but I ain't letting you keep the kids!" Erda 'mother of the millennium' probably.
@vindicareassassin271
@vindicareassassin271 2 жыл бұрын
@@Historyfrek4ever I found a heretic... I am gonna do my killing thing.
@tristanbeer1257
@tristanbeer1257 2 жыл бұрын
@@vindicareassassin271 i mean Big E isn't exactly "father of the year" material. Which dad, that is petty enough to kidnap his lost son and letting his friends die, instead of helping them with his near-immortal super-soldiers, is?
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 2 жыл бұрын
That already happened several decades prior. Alpharius was an adult when Unification Wars ended.
@multiversepatriot3148
@multiversepatriot3148 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte Ah, my bad.
@heyeat2641
@heyeat2641 2 жыл бұрын
Waging war is easy. Uniting humans is divine.
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen
@J0hnHenrySNEEDen 2 жыл бұрын
Being a good Father figure is impossible.
@britishneko3906
@britishneko3906 2 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40k God Emperor of Mankind Lore in 3 sentences:
@Dimetropteryx
@Dimetropteryx 2 жыл бұрын
Remember to thank the Legio Cataegis for their service.
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 2 жыл бұрын
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen it's possible, the perfect ones ain't.
@kaidothedrunkard
@kaidothedrunkard 2 жыл бұрын
@@SetuwoKecik Especially with over a dozen sons to watch over...
@ambassadorofreee3859
@ambassadorofreee3859 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how the alpha legion is just lurking about in these shorts
@BLOODKINGbro
@BLOODKINGbro 2 жыл бұрын
Trollolo
@Freedmoon44
@Freedmoon44 2 жыл бұрын
oh no thats not Alpha Legion, thats Straight up Alpharius trolling the Custodes again during his youth while training under Malcador, remember his ability is to be seen by others as non-important, to the point where even primarchs can be fooled, we may see Alpharius in armour, they see a random guy just trolling them lol
@stevenescobar3247
@stevenescobar3247 2 жыл бұрын
@@Freedmoon44 But what was he doing here. Was he putting tickets on the vehicles or bombs. The custodes where doing all they can to remove them.
@Freedmoon44
@Freedmoon44 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenescobar3247 both? Or maybe he acted like policemen "The vehicule cant park here you shall be fined a mighty sum" "Oh you! The Emperor himself is here this is his escort kill him boys and take away the fine!" "I stand corrected you rise against an agent of the imperial law youre gonna get it so harsh Malcador will take 2minutes to reorganise the mess"
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 2 жыл бұрын
That's not random legolionaire, that's Alpharius. And to him Malcador was closer as father figure. So it's more like as if someone's biological and stepfather forgot them in car trunk somehow and they had to crawl out. Or maybe Alpharius is that kid that sneaked in to go alongside them on adventure? Hmm, considering that he was the only Primarch on Terra...
@giacomoromano8842
@giacomoromano8842 2 жыл бұрын
Chaos Gods staring from the corner: "You haven't seen nothing yet, kiddos."
@Random-gc1fb
@Random-gc1fb 2 жыл бұрын
The choas demons after the leaders say the war was bad: “hold my beer”
@psychicmane7636
@psychicmane7636 2 жыл бұрын
The emperor is older than all of the chaos gods they are the meddling kids
@seltafour7808
@seltafour7808 2 жыл бұрын
@@psychicmane7636 that's kind of true, they were all born supposedly during the middle ages, so the emperor was "born" before them, but they probably spent more time being formed in the warp, the emperor was able to have a time to appreciate the birth of his eternal enemies (and the complete formation of the last one who ruins everything)
@psychicmane7636
@psychicmane7636 2 жыл бұрын
@@seltafour7808 yeah too bad he didn’t have 2 brain cells to bring the only being capable of ruining his most important webway project magnus with him he was basically asking for a thorough ass whooping that is like superman handing his enemies kryptonite
@giacomoromano8842
@giacomoromano8842 2 жыл бұрын
@@psychicmane7636 ehm... no. The emperor is not older than the human race. The chaos god appeared after the war of heavens, in which old ones fought the necrons with the help of the krorks and the eldars, which created the demons. That happened millions. Even slaanesh, the younger of the chaos gods, is at least as old as the emperor.
@jackmack4181
@jackmack4181 2 жыл бұрын
This is my head canon of what the emperor truly acts when he’s not around people
@dazeyndrowsy
@dazeyndrowsy 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the Emperor supposedly knew, even starting out, that humanity succeeding was a long shot, and so the level of risk that he must take is so extreme that he literally can only accomplish it through _magic_ (psionics)
@sarubet8725
@sarubet8725 Жыл бұрын
@@dazeyndrowsy 🤓
@dazeyndrowsy
@dazeyndrowsy Жыл бұрын
@@sarubet8725 :D
@Robotryx
@Robotryx Жыл бұрын
He's just like Cain and Calgar.
@karpmanlarpman
@karpmanlarpman Жыл бұрын
He secluded himself not to work on the webway project, but just to have a good old long ass crying session
@johnquach8821
@johnquach8821 2 жыл бұрын
How were the Terran Warlords harder to conquer than 90% of the galaxy? Was it because the Emperor had far fewer resources?
@TheShadowwarrior80
@TheShadowwarrior80 2 жыл бұрын
yes and many had access to ancient technology that was extremely dangerous
@spandanganguli6903
@spandanganguli6903 2 жыл бұрын
It was Terra. the centre point of an empire that Dwarfed all empires to exist (even the ancients didn't spread this much or grow this fast.) All that tech would have been left over, and only the brightest, the most ruthless and the most intelligent would have survived. The Emperor is great today, but he was simply a fish slightly bigger than the others in a large pond. After that point, everything else was a cakewalk.
@rexlumontad5644
@rexlumontad5644 2 жыл бұрын
@@spandanganguli6903 No wonder He created the Thunder Warriors, Custodes, Sisters of Silence and Space Marines to take them down
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 2 жыл бұрын
Terra was a mess full of the most advanced and dangerous tech. Also Chaos-enpowered Psyker warlords were dime a dozen. Erda says that by the time she ran into ol' Jimmy Space, he was just another warlord. Power mongering maniacs full of tech better left buried. All sorts of left-over technology doing things they weren't supposed to do - like thinking.
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN 2 жыл бұрын
Because the Federation was the dominant power before its collapse. The heart, Terra. The Emperor is no different than a techno-barbarian STILL compared to the federation. Space marines mostly use old mining and garbage transport equipment for armor and vehicles. The Imperium at its height was still barely a flicker of what once was and what the Emperor wanted to get back to. Near all powerful perpetuals abandoned the Emps to attend other agendas or just give up entirely. Greatest threat to the Galaxy ever? The human federation collapsing. It was so bad that all races agreed that certain tech trees should not ever be touched again.
@sentinel501
@sentinel501 10 ай бұрын
It was implied in End and Death that adrathic weapons could conceivably harm or even kill the emperor. And these things were in the hands of petty warlords across terra. So the emperor might have been in real danger at several points during the unification wars.
@vilneil
@vilneil 5 ай бұрын
remember when our tech boy (who revive the main bluberry BOY from the dead) fight a nercron lord with a box and it a freaking BLACK HOLE? yeah i dont think BIG E really having it ez on Terra lol
@thespecter6416
@thespecter6416 2 жыл бұрын
He wanted to conquer space and turned himself into a vegetable, funniest shit I've ever seen.
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Жыл бұрын
-Horus Lupercal from Hell, circa 000.M42
@GivenForver
@GivenForver Жыл бұрын
​@@ChaplainPhantasmIm*corpse* Emperor, whuba dub dub bib
@protogenhorde8515
@protogenhorde8515 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for em both, just now fixing a problem to later have to start on fixing it again is a nightmare
@SuperMurxus
@SuperMurxus 8 ай бұрын
The Warp - the gift that keeps on giving ;)
@MrTerrorist
@MrTerrorist 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The Emperor and Malcador never really wanted to unite Terra. They were just the same like the other Techno Lords but due to a misunderstanding with the people who thought the Big E and M were there to help them when it was actually a coincidence, luck and other stuff, they were forced to play the part of visionaries trying to save the world so nobody would suspect they didn't plan anything.
@joshuagraham2843
@joshuagraham2843 2 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@stefanoagrimi8074
@stefanoagrimi8074 2 жыл бұрын
I can see that....
@daamlop8946
@daamlop8946 Жыл бұрын
that would explain a lot of things.
@go5083
@go5083 Жыл бұрын
Ciaphas Cain moment
@DoctorFail
@DoctorFail Жыл бұрын
The horus heresy was an elaborate scheme to fake his death and get out of actually having to govern the overstretched imperium. Khorne Slaanesh tzeentch and nurgle are paid actors
@jackmason6788
@jackmason6788 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I just realised how lore accurate this is. Alpharuis is the first Primarch to be found and in the book he actually attempts to assassinate the emporer while the custodes chase him around the imperial Palace
@halfknight2310
@halfknight2310 Жыл бұрын
Well, not actually assassinate him. More like prove a point that the defenses in the palace aren’t good enough
@thecommentguy9380
@thecommentguy9380 Жыл бұрын
Alpharius: Valdor, the palace's defense is garbage Valdor: impossible! this palace is the most heavily defended place in the galaxy Alpharius: bet *proceed to easily sneak in and hijack the defense turrets*
@sovietunion7643
@sovietunion7643 Жыл бұрын
i want a sitcom of alpharius just trolling around the imperial palace as a teenager trying to create mock assassinations of the emperor to prove a point, with the custodes bumbling around trying to catch him.
@TheStargateNerd
@TheStargateNerd 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor & Malcy "Hey Malcy, Malcy!" "Ah geez, what is it, my lord?" "I created Primarchs, Malcy! T-they're demi-gods made in my own image! They'll conquer the galaxy with their Space Marine legions, Malcy!" "I dunno, my lord. This doesn't seem like a very sustainable long-term solution." "Oh come on, Malcy. W-what *buurp* could possibly go wrong? They could never turn on their creator, their father!"
@hectorluis7630
@hectorluis7630 2 жыл бұрын
Well, half of them actually did it, the other decide to stay loyal n' based, but in the end only 5 of them manages to survive, and them evryone started yo worship biggie-E as a god, the legions are only a thousand marine chapters, and the inquisition it's evrywhere.
@rexlumontad5644
@rexlumontad5644 2 жыл бұрын
Plus no Karen going Reeeeee and took away the kids.
@hectorluis7630
@hectorluis7630 2 жыл бұрын
@@rexlumontad5644 cause she Just throw away them across the galaxy, good things was they found 18 of them, Bad things is we don't talk about the other two unfound.
@thechazz3230
@thechazz3230 2 жыл бұрын
@@hectorluis7630 Erda or whatever the bitch's name is, is the peak example of why GW needs to have 40k stripped from them. They already ruined the old world by blowing it up so they can't make that any worse. But their constant fucking retconning of 40k lore needs to end. Take the following examples. "The Emperor was a well meaning, but imperfect hero and loving father struck down in his prime." Nope, now he's a deranged sociopath who saw his children as naught but tools. "The Emperor has natural born children alongside the Primarchs who serve Half of His Soul as Chaos Champions and Daemon Princes unique from The Champions and Imperial Saints of his regular Chaos God like Throne bound self." Nope. They're Tzeentchian heretics and The Star Child no longer exists. "The Emperor has been giving out boons, empowering his followers and actively helping maintain the imperium with his divine abilities ever since his ascension." Nope, now he's rarely interfered(even if that makes no sense and literally contradicts the new lore GW pushes.) and only now with The Great Rift does he interfere often. "The Loyal Primarchs, even the deceased ones. Act as minor chaos deities under The Emperor. Able to give out there own boons and gifts to their sons. Guilliman himself acts as a mini Empror upon his Marble Throne. Giving boons and even visions of the Future when being prayed too." Nope, that was all just The Emperor acting in their stead. The modern lore is a fucking mess.
@TheStargateNerd
@TheStargateNerd 2 жыл бұрын
@@hectorluis7630 The last two were found. They were lost and expunged for other, unknown reasons.
@Hugh33337
@Hugh33337 2 жыл бұрын
And here is the follow up : The Emp : "... We need a vacation. Time to go screw around with my sons home worlds. I was thinking doing the most funny shit to convince them to join the Imperium. It's fool-proof, like all my plans always are."
@oliverwithers9736
@oliverwithers9736 2 жыл бұрын
10k years later: ffffFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@jacklaw9527
@jacklaw9527 2 жыл бұрын
well yes, but actually no
@lordmars2387
@lordmars2387 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverwithers9736 alpharius, the last found and before the 'eresy had to make up for 100 years of everybody else's glorys. Add another 0 my boy.
@oliverwithers9736
@oliverwithers9736 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordmars2387 what 100,000 years later?
@lordmars2387
@lordmars2387 2 жыл бұрын
@@oliverwithers9736 nah just 100
@leo_v8214
@leo_v8214 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda really wanna see a comedy series of the everyday life of Big E and his sidekick lil Malky And maybe the Primarchs
@piksqu9544
@piksqu9544 2 жыл бұрын
There kind of that, but instead of malky, it's kitten, and it's called "if the emperor had a text to speach device"
@soapcang696
@soapcang696 2 жыл бұрын
@@piksqu9544 Long Live the TTS, and FUCK GW!!!!!
@inquisitorthornside3p494
@inquisitorthornside3p494 2 жыл бұрын
TTS
@unknownsir1565
@unknownsir1565 2 жыл бұрын
I bet if we ask nicely, Bruva Alfabusa might do it.
@inquisitorthornside3p494
@inquisitorthornside3p494 2 жыл бұрын
@@unknownsir1565 he already does. Same characters diffrent ip.
@rexlumontad5644
@rexlumontad5644 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, Ciaphas Cain felt MOOD KINDRED
@ciaransandelin593
@ciaransandelin593 2 жыл бұрын
MOOOD KINDRED
@katamariroller2837
@katamariroller2837 2 жыл бұрын
Is this literally the most successful people in the Imperium? Just some random assholes bumblefucking their way into making the Imperium better somehow?
@LoganSearles
@LoganSearles 2 жыл бұрын
@@katamariroller2837 man that’s just humanity as a whole. And that’s what probably pissed off the Eldar so much. “They are nothing more than a group of bumbling fucking monkie! How are they doing this!”- Random high ranking Eldar.
@lordfelidae4505
@lordfelidae4505 2 жыл бұрын
@@LoganSearles fuck if we know, we just bumble in the right direction I guess.
@MediocrisUrsus
@MediocrisUrsus 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordfelidae4505 Where is enough of us to bumble in every direction, so at least one gets it right.
@Brutalyte616
@Brutalyte616 2 жыл бұрын
*Alpharius: **_"See? This is why I plan for EVERYTHING."_*
@GearShotgun
@GearShotgun 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing the emperor drop an F-bomb is hilarious. Just imagining his divine facade cracking just enough for him to chill out and talk like a regular guy is amazing.
@PrinceOfDolAlmroth
@PrinceOfDolAlmroth 3 ай бұрын
Text. To. Speech. Device.
@lordmars2387
@lordmars2387 2 жыл бұрын
I was kinda expecting him to say "let's just make some generals to do this shit for us"
@iloveplayingpr
@iloveplayingpr Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Alpharius tried to assassinate the Emperor at one point early on, the Custodes found this out and to better protect the Emperor they made the Blood Games.
@cropathfinder
@cropathfinder 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair he didn't have to build up his base basically from scratch during the reunification and by the GC he had the likes of mars as backup to help accelerate the buildup of force
@UGNAvalon
@UGNAvalon 2 жыл бұрын
Famous last words: _”This_ time it’ll go smoother!”
@dontuspowerus1093
@dontuspowerus1093 10 ай бұрын
@@UGNAvalon It is. Terra is like fighting on a glass bridge with nuclear weaponry. And I mean nuclear weaponry. That AK? Nuke, that Pistol? Nuke, That sword? Nuke. It's the epicenter of the golden age of technology. With Alpha lvl Psyker warlords. It was mad max premium plus 30k. His thunder warriors were mostly using leather and regular weaponry. The best of them were the ones to even have armor and bolter. Horus Heresy is easier than that. He got a legion, space ships, improved thunder warriors called Custodes, his Sons, etc.
@Dimetropteryx
@Dimetropteryx 8 ай бұрын
@@dontuspowerus1093 Thunder Warriors (and Custodes) were running around in leather and with regular weapons (stubbers and lasweapons) early on, but one of the first things they did was adopt powered armor, which was pretty common among the techno-barbarians, Dark Age weapons (war booty power weapons and rad weapons) and eventually bolters and chainswords. Custodes were present at least during the Battle of Maulland Sen, one of the early campaigns of the Unification Wars. They're weren't a later development. And speaking of nukes, Thunder Warriors in lore talk about the enemy raining atomics on them during the Unification Wars. They were literally being nuked intensely enough to refer to it as rain. jfc "Even when the oligarchs of Kievan Rus had rained atomics from their black citadel and bathed the Sibir ice plain in radioactive fire, Kabe had advanced." -- Dreams of Unity
@dontuspowerus1093
@dontuspowerus1093 8 ай бұрын
@@Dimetropteryx I emphasized on how hard the Unification wars was by saying that they started with literal Leather. Not Power Armor. Never mentioned the Custodes in the Unification wars because as it stands, they were never better equipped until much later in the Unification wars, wherein the emperor's conquest was reaching its Zenith that the hard work and effort that they did at the very beginning has already come to pass. The Unification Wars is metaphorically like starting with nothing in the middle of a boss fight. The Great Crusade is them with Full Netherite Gear. As for the rest. You didn't get what I said as it's a form of a metaphor. The Glass Bridge represents the Earth. And what I mean by Nuclear Weaponry, I meant NUCLEAR OPTION. Weapons that can cause not just Mass destruction, but mass Extinction, and since the Dark age of technology weaponry is in abundance at that time, ALL WEAPONS ARE NUCLEAR OPTIONS. Did you forget or did you just skimmed what I typed?! The Earth is literally an important intergalactic planet because it houses the webway. Something Big E cannot afford to lose. He was literally walking on eggshells due to those "Nuclear Options" while having Alpha Psykers roaming around the entire globe. His crusade throughout the galaxy is easier than this despite the large scale war compared to one planet because he is free to mostly unleash a lot of his power without major setbacks like accidentally destroying the Golden Throne and without the threat of an unknown entity/a person coming in and destroying it. Especially since during the great crusade, he pretty much had the Earth secured.
@emetanti
@emetanti Ай бұрын
With Terra he obviously also had to fight EVERY war in conventional ways, no colossal spaceships to just level one continent. And that on a Mad Max Hiveworld, its all fucking urban combat and then some.
@epaminon6196
@epaminon6196 2 жыл бұрын
Proof that the Lamenters are the true children of the Emperor of Mankind.
@oddtomato1049
@oddtomato1049 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps our impression of the emperor as a perfect being is merely propaganda. And that despite it all, he is a man bound by flaws and emotion. Much like his sons. A ungodly intelligent and powerful man, but a man nonetheless.
@EmpRuler
@EmpRuler 2 жыл бұрын
INQUISITOR?! THIS MAN RIGHT HERE!
@oddtomato1049
@oddtomato1049 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpRuler I would argue the emperor's weaknesses and flaws make him the true god of humanity, for perfection is a lie whispered by Slaanesh. And therefor to define the emperor as flawless and perfect is disrespectful and ungrateful.
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 2 жыл бұрын
What matters is not the Emperor's form or manner, but his purpose and intentions.
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 2 жыл бұрын
Man-Emperor of Mankind indeed.
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN 2 жыл бұрын
Oh 100% agreement. The most gifted Perpetual did his best though even if it was flawed and ill-guided by predecessors or friends.
@Scarytoaster1809
@Scarytoaster1809 2 жыл бұрын
not one of my finest moments, I'll admit
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын
It's only human to make mistakes lord.
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 2 жыл бұрын
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH......SHIT.....SO MUCH HORROR AND BLOOD AND GUTS AND TECHNO BARBARIAN MADNESS.....ehehehehheheheh..aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....sigh..oh jeez..I need to lie down and rest now"
@donald2005
@donald2005 Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of the emperor just being a lucky guy that has no idea what he’s doing
@lordlopikong6940
@lordlopikong6940 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that all humans? The emperor had a dream and a vision, and just like anyone else, he needed luck and hope
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 Жыл бұрын
Puts into perspective that of all the campaigns the Emperor fought in, how fycked up was earth that that was one of his most difficult campaigns
@cant-kb8lm
@cant-kb8lm 2 жыл бұрын
My boy Alpharius giving Imperium Armour traffic tickets Not even the grim darkness of 40k can save vehicles from those pieces of paper
@Ragnarra
@Ragnarra 10 ай бұрын
It was hilarious!
@nweasels
@nweasels 2 жыл бұрын
I was not aware I needed to see Malcador at the Morty to big E's Rick.... but I am better for it.
@mouseburger4183
@mouseburger4183 2 жыл бұрын
Eyyy
@petersaunders5808
@petersaunders5808 2 жыл бұрын
Look at this way: at least you fared better than the Thunder Warriors
@wolf-es1dg
@wolf-es1dg 2 жыл бұрын
A yes, the god emperor left the great crusade ONLY for the webway project. There was never another reason for that, NEVER. PS: Alpharius Infiltrading the parade and the custodes hunting him is hilarious!
@jaegarviking3846
@jaegarviking3846 2 жыл бұрын
Fun ending: The emperor say hello to his grandson and the Infiltrator is happy to tell him the truth................................................ _The Alpha legion is loyal_
@AzraelMight
@AzraelMight 2 жыл бұрын
Well he literally grew up trolling the custodies and invented the blood games doing so
@ReaperofValhalla
@ReaperofValhalla 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the Alpha legionnaire and Custodes were going back and forth
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 2 жыл бұрын
Joke's aside, did the imperium celebrates the unification day occasionally, if not every year, at Terra?
@mercerholt8299
@mercerholt8299 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised if got wrapped up into some Eclisarchal bs.
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 2 жыл бұрын
@@mercerholt8299 obviously
@qball331
@qball331 2 жыл бұрын
I am going to be honest. This is the type or at least side of the emperor I want to see. A more human emperor. A man who wants his species to survive and is desperately trying to do so. A person who while powerful so much so that they are basically a demigod is still imperfect just like every other human. A person who would look upon the modern day imperium and not be disgusted or enrage but instead would weep at the horrible fate that has befallen his species.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 2 ай бұрын
I would be fine with seeing that emperor, but I already dislike astartes scientist and cawl and erda and so honestly it's better if they just leave it alone. I'd honestly say he'd be upset, but in the end it still sort of did work out in his favour regardless of what his full intentions were. Humanity has banded under the imperium and humanity for all it's faults have kept to the core of the imperium. Humanity first.
@ProjectEkerTest33
@ProjectEkerTest33 2 жыл бұрын
Haha now let's do it again but with the whole galaxy
@generalawing
@generalawing Жыл бұрын
I wonder when the Emperor is going to tell everyone about what really happened to the thunder warriors? Oh hey! The Dark Angels are here. I wonder if they tell me about the fallen?
@GamingGlatorius
@GamingGlatorius 2 жыл бұрын
I have to imagine that that's Alpharius behind them in the end, being that sneaky troll we heard about in Head of the Hydra.
@HittingBandy
@HittingBandy 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how it took longer to unnify Terra than to basically explore the cosmos
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 жыл бұрын
Them being like Rick and Morty would open a whole new dimension of beautiful possibilities.
@hogfry
@hogfry 7 ай бұрын
Even after the fall of the golden age, most of the actual tech still existed in pockets of civilization run by brilliant despots. The Emperor basically had to fight thousands of seperate battles against technologically superior forces one after the other to re-unite humanity. And don't forget even regular humans are NOTHING to underestimate. They've held the line against literal gods for millennia. Even with his astartes and primarchs it was an UPHILL battle for the everyone golden absentee father.
@chaosfriedeggz6014
@chaosfriedeggz6014 Жыл бұрын
If this is how the Emperor actually is then Ciaphas may be his true champion after all.
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 2 жыл бұрын
Me"I can still hear the screams....oh god emperor..... AAAAAHHH......we need a vacation" god emperor"Ditto"
@erykrejner2528
@erykrejner2528 2 жыл бұрын
A Rick & Morty refference that was a Star Wars refference... In 40k! Thats so meta...
@bufan7177
@bufan7177 2 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t this be their reaction after they’ve somehow managed to defeat the rangdan empire?
@TheNovadragon223
@TheNovadragon223 Жыл бұрын
oh yes i read that i a book once. they were very much a nightmare to face
@466chalk
@466chalk 2 жыл бұрын
Big E and Malcador's bromance is unironically one of my favorite parts of 40k.
@konradcurze8942
@konradcurze8942 2 жыл бұрын
*Now you know how I fucking felt in Nostramo.*
@EternalQuestion
@EternalQuestion 2 жыл бұрын
Basically what would happen if emps and malcador were normal people, instead of absolute gigachads with insane psychic powers, questionable morals and willingness to commit war crimes on a routine basis.
@spottedslash4256
@spottedslash4256 2 жыл бұрын
So.. the Same but without all the Fronting and faking supremacy..
@Timasion
@Timasion Жыл бұрын
We need one with Roboute fifteen minutes after he's finished talking to the High Lords of Terra.
@talitafranco7230
@talitafranco7230 Жыл бұрын
Love the Custodes trying to get the Alpha Legionary in the back! Lol
@edalmirneto4246
@edalmirneto4246 Жыл бұрын
Young Alpharius seeing that he's going to have to look for his brothers in the background is really cool.
@heartlessnobody1143
@heartlessnobody1143 2 жыл бұрын
Tip: put in in 2x speed, it becomes the speed the scene demands
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 2 жыл бұрын
I feel 1.5x was better XD
@littleaqua32
@littleaqua32 2 жыл бұрын
Guess their luck finally ran out in the Horus Heresy.
@ryanedgerton1982
@ryanedgerton1982 11 ай бұрын
And then they did it all again... on a galactic scale.
@Metaphysicist
@Metaphysicist 8 ай бұрын
To be fare they had no choice.
@mordredpendragon1235
@mordredpendragon1235 6 ай бұрын
​@Metaphysicist Am pretty sure it was they're decision to do that
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 2 ай бұрын
​@@mordredpendragon1235 of course it was, and it was glorious. Humanity may rise once more.
@camramaster
@camramaster 2 жыл бұрын
Things like this would make the emperor feel more human
@imintheraindripdripdrop
@imintheraindripdripdrop Жыл бұрын
This is Canon now
@FirstLast-dp3jx
@FirstLast-dp3jx Жыл бұрын
This fed 😂
@user-lt4rq2xi2g
@user-lt4rq2xi2g Жыл бұрын
Emperor before unification wars on Terra: in an' out, 20 minutes campaign After:
@ThePraetorianOfTerra
@ThePraetorianOfTerra 2 жыл бұрын
They were truly harrowing times
@anthonyrebuffo9509
@anthonyrebuffo9509 9 ай бұрын
This is so hilarious it fits so well
@santiagoteruel4145
@santiagoteruel4145 3 ай бұрын
The fact the emperor had allies of simmilar level to the primarchs and naybe even stronger when they were in their prime, and still needed a lot of help to win the war speaks a lot about how hard it was to take terra
@Wbfuhn
@Wbfuhn 10 ай бұрын
I didn't realize until the 'control of the situation' quote that I realized it was a R&M reference.
@fanboygamer3e
@fanboygamer3e 11 ай бұрын
I DESPERATELY want this to be voiced by the TTS crew.
@anhduc0913
@anhduc0913 Жыл бұрын
Few years later: "Malcador my friend, I'm sorry for asking this of you, but I need you to hold the reality together on the golden throne while I go fight Horus."
@JJTN2K
@JJTN2K 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine that Big E, Malcador and Erda where the Ash, Brook and Misty of this grimmdark universe and instead of Pokemon the Ash-peror of mankind wanted to use his own children to "be the very best like no one ever was" so Misty seeing how f'ed up all of Ash's plans were decides to "save" the Pokemon by giving them to a primordial, unnecesarly evil and deranged Team Rocket, but instead of capturing them they spread all of Ash's Pokemon through all the galaxy so Ash and Brook have to go and capture them again, so that in the end freaking bald Pikachu turns against Ash and joins Team Rocket, and that's basically the primarchs history.
@gunnerbradley5282
@gunnerbradley5282 2 жыл бұрын
“…we need a vacation.” *universal crusade*
@alannatherson7721
@alannatherson7721 2 жыл бұрын
Then they went to try to conquer the rest of the galaxy.
@SetuwoKecik
@SetuwoKecik 2 жыл бұрын
Which basically easier, at least until Horus turned edgy
@riptideshark2249
@riptideshark2249 2 жыл бұрын
oh my Emperor, did the Emperor of man HIMSELF admit he wasn't in control of something? FOR ONCE?! call me a heretic but who fucking saw THAT coming am I right lads? why do I hear angry space marines?
@chrisgregory3955
@chrisgregory3955 7 ай бұрын
The funniest part about this to be is simply that no matter who one the war for Terra, they are all going to have this reaction.
@emperorofmankindthecorpsgo7059
@emperorofmankindthecorpsgo7059 Жыл бұрын
maybe i shouldn't have shut down the thunder warriors after all
@rampage75_25
@rampage75_25 Ай бұрын
"A god may not fear death, but neither is a god immune to fear"
@furanduron4926
@furanduron4926 11 ай бұрын
Ciaphas Cain is shard of Emperor confirmed.
@alamlimondelgado1986
@alamlimondelgado1986 9 ай бұрын
that explains a lot of things
@Joseph-mw2rl
@Joseph-mw2rl 4 ай бұрын
Two perpetuals saying they're almost died is hilarious 😂
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 2 ай бұрын
It does take time to 'come alive' again and still more time to unlock the memories from previous bodies. The emperor is unique in that he hasn't died and basically lived humanity through all of history.
@Eldelturnodelatarde
@Eldelturnodelatarde 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget the war of the beast and the Rangdan xenocides, thoose were hardcore days
@Delmworks
@Delmworks Жыл бұрын
You know I never realized until now how much Malcador was the Morty to the emperor’s Rick until now
@klingon401
@klingon401 Ай бұрын
I love how this scene from Rick and Morty has made it everywhere and can be so easily applied
@caesari3708
@caesari3708 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a "Thank you for your service Thunder Warriors" banner.
@UncleFester84
@UncleFester84 7 ай бұрын
E: "We need a vacation" *proceeds to head towards Mars.
@chadking375
@chadking375 7 ай бұрын
Kelbor Hal: Listen. You fellows haven't been drinking? Have you? The Emperor: No. Not me. We're responsible people. [Crusade fleet enters the warp with screeching engines] Kelbor Hal: Goddamn it! You got my pen! Goddamn Terrans!
@Boromir16
@Boromir16 2 ай бұрын
Ok, can we take a second to appreciate the touch the book next to Malcador? The planet with the portal that let Big E figure out how to make his Primarchs in the form of a knockoff of a late 2nd millennium tome. I subtle bit that only those who spend too much time going into the lore would pick up on but i love it! XD
@IAmTheRevelation
@IAmTheRevelation 6 ай бұрын
One warlord summoned Exodia. EXODIA It was wild although I definitely was in control…
@thezman9001
@thezman9001 7 ай бұрын
And thats why the tech priests are still a thing
@francescosaporiti1431
@francescosaporiti1431 2 жыл бұрын
...... I don't know you, but I actually think this scene looked better if there was Commissar Ciaphas Cain-..........wait a second.....I know that it sound crazy, but considering the amount of well "endangering situation" Cain manage to escape and his own particular "sixth sense" for potential dangers, couldn't be possible that Cain is actually a Sensei, AKA an actuall blood descendant of the Emperor himself......because if it was , it would actualy explain a LOT and totally had to be lore for sure (GW aka Inquisitor Ordos look strangely to the Exterminatus button)...................................well at least with the lore of this video.............anyway great work guys!!
@tefras14
@tefras14 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys. The worst is yet to come
@Technoanima
@Technoanima 11 ай бұрын
And that's when they decided to greenlight the 20 Primarchs project.
@Mr_Cognito
@Mr_Cognito Ай бұрын
"Come on malcador, it'll be in and out. 20 minute crusade, Easy." -The Emperor probably
@nexusoflife
@nexusoflife 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I was just thinking about that scene from Rick and Morty and then I see this...
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
For those wondering, they are referencing this scene from Rick and Morty m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpekk39-lMx5l8k
@Indigo-ke5dq
@Indigo-ke5dq 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor: *Sobbing* Custodes in the background: *Dance Dance parteh!!!*
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 10 ай бұрын
When a dude that's 10 shamans in a Trench Coat almost died, you know it was bad.
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 In your dubs... Sometimes, I just think you're afraid to just go all-out in voice acting because someone's probably listening to you and they're gonna be like: _"What the-?_ Is our neighbor okay? Bloody weirdo..."
@KingLich451
@KingLich451 2 ай бұрын
The Emperor 2 days later on one of his benders: Malc, I know! How about we do that thing AGAIN!
@IloveOtherPplsMsry
@IloveOtherPplsMsry 2 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier with the Throne Room theme from Star Wars XD
@unlikelysuspect5491
@unlikelysuspect5491 2 жыл бұрын
Love the refrence
@MrHandsomeDan615
@MrHandsomeDan615 9 ай бұрын
Both of them, after agreeing on something: “Fuck.”
@Sunflower-vq4sw
@Sunflower-vq4sw 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone Gangsta until The God Emperor Is not in a Life support system
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 12 күн бұрын
An hour later the Emperor went to bully the last priest on Terra purely to get some of his anger out.
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 2 жыл бұрын
Calgar and Ciaphus Cain: my Mood Kindred senses are tingling
@MrKOLCOO
@MrKOLCOO 2 жыл бұрын
This is my head canon now
@Falkriim
@Falkriim Ай бұрын
Love the music. Also is Malcador in a booster seat LOL
@isfren5482
@isfren5482 Жыл бұрын
Just point out their both perpetuals aka immortal but being slaves to techno barbarians is probably a fate worse then death
@anthonywalker6268
@anthonywalker6268 2 жыл бұрын
Master of Mankind in a nutshell.
@rileyernst9086
@rileyernst9086 6 ай бұрын
Emperor: Well that took forever and we almost lost. Malcador: I see you made sure the new model power armour has power to their legs before you their suits had power to their arms. I seem to recall someone boasting that their thunder warriors would be able to tear their opponents in half, that powered legs were 'unnecessary'.
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