Imperial Fist VS Iron Warrior

[@thegrapelords1948]

If anybody wants to skip the intro, the animations starts at 1:52.👍

[@mrcheese1659]

This video was fuking helaerus

[@davidcasey9894]

Nah man.... totally a grape lord after this video. Keep up the great work!

[@seymourdestruction6237]

The intro was worth watching! Awesome work man!

[@kaleelfrancis]

Awesome intro I'm gonna sub

[@vulkanprimarchofhugs7024]

warhammer 40k in a nutshell

[@JumbleMumble]

"Hey guys. We missed. Get another!" Goddamn that delivery kills me every single time. He sounds like he's almost cracking up himself delivering the line. Such a great vid

[@stephenkenney8290]

In the vast expanse of the 40k galaxy, there are no doubt entire organizations who live and breathe the art of the troll...or the COD lobby, take your pick.

[@jcruik]

It's the 'thats why he thinks youre WEIRD' that just kills me every time

[@Soundwave142]

Me too! That is really the best part!

[@flameyoshi07]

Lmao

[@LandonRussell-ru9im]

John 3:16 “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”

[@VictorianTimeTraveler]

"At least our Primarch loved us." Okay that was uncalled for

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

But not inaccurate

[@orobogamer3.040]

Nuh uh those HERETICS ARE fartheles trash not uncalled for

[@MightyElo]

@@oluftheexplorer9476 I heard this in android 16’s voice from Dragon Ball Z abridged hahaha

[@MicahSolosGoku]

​@@oluftheexplorer9476it very accurate perturabo actually and I mean really hated his sons

[@jag173]

Konrad Kurze hates his sons more

[@definetly-not-trotzky]

"A true son of dorn never lies." Oh boy, that poor Iron Warrior.

[@WolfeSaber]

Ohohohohohohohohohohohoho!!!!!!

[@jemman2906]

Jokes on him he's probably a gene-son of Perturabo! (Over ⅓ of Imperial Fists are actually made from Iron Warrior Gene seed after most of the Iron Warriors Legion remained Loyalist and was absorbed into the Imperial Fists Post-Heresy.)

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

​@@jemman2906 some of the iron warriors too because they tend to steal genes seeds from the imperial fists

[@jemman2906]

@hisnotsolonely2961 The motivation behind the Iron Cage was Perturabo being written poorly and you know it. (I'm totally not salty about Perturabo, the one traitor who despises Chaos being portrayed as another Chaos simp.)

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

@@jemman2906 yes they did steal that but also after heresy too I heard Honshu is half fist and iw

[@Aryan_homophobe]

I am imagining that all the other Fists are crusading somewhere else and they left the sassy one to guard the keep. So he managed to ward off an entire invasion by using his wits and some prerecorded voices of his brothers.

[@thegrapelords1948]

Dude I love this theory!

[@cadpatkage]

Yasss!!

[@Irmarinen]

Underrated comment.

[@justinfourie3422]

This does explain why it took him a while to find a grenade and to hoist the arty piece over the wall

[@markpabst8468]

Reminds me of that video where Ernest P Warrel's ancestor fended off a whole native american raiding party by pretending to be everyone in the fort.

[@combineshotgunsoldier7761]

I just like to imagine, since most Space Marines were turned into Space Marines as children, this is EXACTLY how they act.

[@patrickbuckley7259]

Also the Iron Warriors have Perturobo's gene seed. Man is kind of known for acting like a petulant child. That being said Dorn's boys fo come of more like dorn's Boy's...

[@Max78000]

Patrick Buckley yeah honestly i don’t get it, Perturabo is supposed to be a genius but he acts like a child

[@deepdungeon8465]

@@Max78000 Perturabo like Dorn also loves to build things, but Papa Big E wanted someone to do some *Sieging!*

[@TheHandofDestiny]

@@Max78000 I don't blame him, when your intelligence is used to destroy and not create like you've always wanted, I would whine too

[@Ecthelion842]

@@TheHandofDestiny But he's such a child about it. When Dorn was asked (I don't remember by who) if he could defend the Imperial Palace from the Iron Warriors and Peturabo, Dorn said "Yes." and before Dorn could continue with "But it is likewise true that Peturabo could defend a fortification from me and my sons." Peturabo ran away to cry like the child he is.

[@LordKamina2]

the fact that perturabo actually did hate his sons makes this even better

[@VA_Nightshade]

Perterabo hate almost everybody. Anyone who thought they were on his good side were usually fooling themselves.

[@SallinKari]

@@VA_Nightshade Even the Emperor...

[@adh615]

I really like the thought of space marines, argueing like a bunch of middle schoolers.

[@thegrapelords1948]

Super human warriors, considered the emperors finest, they are the peak of human perfection in both strength and intelligence... yet they throw temper tantrums because the other one makes fun of them for shitting their pants.🤣

[@combineshotgunsoldier7761]

@@thegrapelords1948 I like to think they act like this all the time due to them being turned into Space Marines as children.

[@lumberluc]

@@thegrapelords1948 Bad parenting at the finest. Perturbo is the Jealous one, yeah? No wonder he hates Dorn.

[@retardcorpsman]

Combine Shotgun Soldier They do! Remember the fight between Lionel and Leman?

[@wilmagregg3131]

the ultramarines would totally argue like this with certain chapters basically acting like hall monitors for dressing or saying or thinking things not EXACTLY as they are in there big blue book

[@donkface8509]

I don't get it, where is the joke? This is literally every interaction between the fist and the Iron warriors

[@thegrapelords1948]

It's practically a documentary!

[@dreadedpixel9022]

Pretty much yeah, The Virgin and Chad meme applies here ad maximum

[@tristanband4003]

@@dreadedpixel9022 as for who which is which, that's a matter of opinion.

[@scout360pyroz]

@@tristanband4003 *No.* Peratubo is very much a virgin. His boys had a chad moment once and only once, and only because Dorn decided to walk into the trap regardless.

[@joshuagannon6566]

@@scout360pyroz Twice if I'm not mistaken.. during the Siege of Terra didn't the Iron Warriors breach the fortified walls of the Imperial Palace that Dorn and the Fists were in charge of defending? It's been some time since I read about that so I may very well be wrong.

[@RiffSilverthe1andonly]

I love how he says “HEY GUYS, GET THE THING” also the fist looks very headshotable

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

don't worry he's named that means he doesn't need a helmet.

[@kirtil5177]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 he needs the helmet off to fit the plot armour

[@Definitly-not-Omegon]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Yes.

[@PrismaMirage]

Turns out that, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are still CoD lobbies.

[@thegrapelords1948]

That's the exact energy we we're going for.

[@localtechpriest7947]

@@thegrapelords1948 Nailed it perfectly

[@imperialfist2304]

“Well I screwed your Primarch!” “No you didn’t!” “I’ll prove it, *dials Perturabos number and gets through* here Iron Loser!” “You-You actually did do it!”

[@changer_of_stuff]

this is why we betrayed the imperium

[@Reragi]

That's where all the grim darkness comes from

[@lionheart6176]

Dorn oughta be proud. His sons managed to cause a iron warrior army to retreat without leaving their fortress and without casualties

[@patrickbuckley7259]

Literally a complete inversion of Perturobo and the Iron Warriors... It's like Poetry.

[@rakshithanand8262]

@@patrickbuckley7259 When Dorn and his legion came up to the Eternal Fortress of Perturabo.... well, there is good reason Fists don't talk about the Iron Cage anymore. the IV Legion was laughing the whole time.

[@theemperor8635]

NO. HE WOULD BE CONFUSED.

[@javierpatag3609]

They did sacrifice that one artillery piece, but for that small cost, yeah, Dorn should be proud.

[@patrickbuckley7259]

@@rakshithanand8262 Eh, the exception that proves the rule.

[@123roccos]

Well, to be fair. By Tzun Tzu's definition, this was a perfect victory.

[@khylerbane4523]

The irony being this (probably) wasn’t how he envisioned it playing out.

[@srbrant5391]

Sun Tzu.

[@komrade_kiwi]

Hearing all the space marines go "ooohhhhhh" after that burn was fuckin hilarious

[@MRB2580]

That was honestly such a nice touch.

[@lucienmellinger6446]

That burn was hotter than a melta beam 😅😅

[@guardsmanlars6797]

When

[@komrade_kiwi]

@@guardsmanlars6797 4:14 start there

[@widdershins5383]

@@guardsmanlars6797 your primarch is so fat, he makes Nurgle look like a supermodel Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh Lmao

[@Nverdis]

Normally with other 40k channels it takes like an hour 30 to cover a single piece of the lore. This channel managed to explain the relationship between these two chapters in a *couple minutes.* I’m subscribing

[@thegrapelords1948]

We believe in concise and brief information, to give you the facts as they are, no sugar coating. Just straight lore.

[@souldrinkerchaplain]

GW: We've come to lay waste to your animation. Fist: Hey guys, let make another! GW: Stop with these childish animations, fist. Fist: Is baby heretic gonna cry?

[@orobogamer3.040]

Aw DID por games workshop HERETICS gonna whine wow they make the death GUARD ball sack smell good

[@_Irrelevant]

Darn you, James Workshop!

[@TheSlamburger]

“Your mother was an Ork and your primarch smelt of Eldarberries!”

[@razechaos3489]

Noice!

[@katefresina832]

Yes! I was waiting for this!

[@clink-at-war2]

Well you're can't read

[@razechaos3489]

@@clink-at-war2 Bahahahahaha

[@isaacsherwood8373]

Underrated comment lmao

[@andytorres6052]

“You make the death guard smell nicer” Not even a apothecary can’t treat that burn! XD

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

The Apothecary: he's dead Jim

I feel bad for the Death Guard, we all know how sensitive they are.

[@BIOTREX]

Let alone Fabius Bile

[@verybased9138]

that iron warrior is indeed very based

[@michaelolmos8257]

@@BIOTREX no no no he prefers to be called "FABOULOUS" bile or else it is off to the Daemonculaba with you

[@drone6675]

“That’s why he thinks you’re WEIRD” with the zoom gets me every time

[@thesiege6003]

Monty Python and the holy emperor

[@thegrapelords1948]

And his primarch smelled of elderberries

[@vanguardian1368]

Fetchez l'artillerie!

[@ianbruce1745]

@@vanguardian1368 Quoi?

[@ianbruce1745]

@@vanguardian1368 I know, I was saying the next line to fetchez la vache

[@UNSCrearadmiral]

Go away or we shall taunt ye a forty thousandth time!

[@TheBuster0926]

The fucking mental image of an entire garrisoned force of Imperial Fists all acting like Mordecai and Rigby all going "OOOOOOOOO" and waving their arms around as they roast Iron Warriors is perfect.

[@thegrapelords1948]

It is just a massive fraternity in itself.

[@TheBuster0926]

@@thegrapelords1948 this implies there's hazing rituals and dumb pranks Fists play on "Pledges".

[@sonofjack6286]

The Guardsmen in there are probably joining them.

[@TheBuster0926]

@ Brother! I find it hard to believe that boxes of captain crunch are adequate to build a foundation on!

[@festethephule7553]

@@TheBuster0926 Not with that attitude.

[@BarokaiRein]

Man the voice actor of that Iron warrior is so good. I don't think I could get on-command voice cracks like that.

[@piguy222]

Plot twist: the only other person in the fort was an admech with a sound system and the entire fight was just him buying time for reinforcements while the cyborg makes it sound like a whole garrison is waiting

[@kreigguardsman3355]

That is also a possibility If it was fully armed it means that the fists did not consider the iron warriors that much if a threat and so they had the one guy at the wall to insult them while the rest where busy doing something else. Like playing cards

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@kreigguardsman3355 Question: Are they Astartes Cards, or civilian cards

[@Victor-056]

@@kreigguardsman3355 Or Fortifying the Walls because they're bored.

[@gremblorthesackgoblin7953]

​@@Dragonspirit223for comedic visual value, civie cards.

[@zuluactual839]

This is actually the most masterful defense, not even a single bolter fired.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

They did lose an artillery piece and used an explosive though

[@zuluactual839]

Well, that was on purpose

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@zuluactual839 and is a bolter not purposefully shot at an enemy?

[@thegrapelords1948]

@@frenchsoldier8485 what made us laugh when writing it is, the only time the imperial fist tried to, maybe, intentionally kill the iron warrior was with tossing the earth shaker over the wall. The explosive the imperial fist used was just to mess with him.😅

[@shlatilesmartaork5526]

@@frenchsoldier8485 no they fortified the front door the siege cannon blocked the door and the explosive mad a big hole so they couldn’t use a battering ram

[@TemplarBlonic]

Been a year, but I really hope we get more activity from this channel. This was a great piece of entertainment that bumps shoulders with the likes of TTS with its great comedy.

[@thegrapelords1948]

Well we got news for you, a new video is coming out today!

[@walterhaider869]

"What is the problem honey? You haven't touched your roasted toddler" "Babe, the fists were calling me names earlier"

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

"Don't worry honey, one day the fist will die by choking after eaten a lego piece"

[@whythelongface64]

Gives more weight to my theory that iron fathers also have iron mothers. How else could the iron warriors still be around

[@whythelongface64]

@Joseph Satri Cleofe Villanueva That was sort of the joke, but I guess I didn't execute it properly.

[@whythelongface64]

@Joseph Satri Cleofe Villanueva Oh wait. I just rechecked your comment😂😂😂 ( Thank you glitchy youtube notifications)

[@tanksinatra3968]

@@whythelongface64 well tis a nice joke

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

"Hey! Hey, that could have killed me!" "Hey guys! We missed! Go bring another!"

[@mynameisvisutinnadda]

When​ you'd​ rather​ throw​ a​ canon​ than​ shooting​ one

[@timezerohour8864]

@@mynameisvisutinnadda Maybe they where out of rounds for it.

[@santymartin7383]

@@timezerohour8864 put a shovel on it

[@mysticspace3369]

@@timezerohour8864 no they just had so many cannons to spare that they rather throw some down to get the heretics crushed. Also makes good cover for the future battle.

[@mattwo7]

@@mynameisvisutinnadda Knowing the Fists, I'm surprised they didn't just make a fortification out of them instead of using them as weapons lol.

[@commanderdragco3123]

70% of the iron warriors voice lines are *HEY H E E E E Y*

[@andreasnielsen732]

HEY! You're right

[@MandaIore738]

NO! NO! NO THEY'RE NOT!

[@LitD]

"Your Primarch is dead." "That may be but at least he loved us, unlike yours he hates you!" Turns out you don't need a flamer to deliver burns.

[@ethanguest3438]

Apply cold water to burned area

[@Marineisme]

Biggest roast since Prospero

[@patrickbuckley7259]

Same energy as: Big Brother: Haha, your adopted! Little Sister: That just means Mom and Dad picked me. They are just stuck with you.

[@Aibadenshi]

Even more when it kinda true.

[@spankme5142]

Not even a slamamder can diliver a burn like that

[@Khornecussion]

" I am very bitter and you are the reason. " " I know... and I don't care. "

[@Marineisme]

Fortify?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@Marineisme FORTIFY

[@ratmeister9284]

@@frenchsoldier8485 SIEGE!

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@ratmeister9284 FORTIFY

[@moonflowerviewing91]

@@frenchsoldier8485 SIEGE

[@woableattack2990]

The "HEY!!!" has such emotional power behind it, I love it!

[@rhyzvanic3660]

The real heroes were the iron warriors discipline seeing their chaos lord getting absolutely humiliated.

[@tristanband4003]

Yeah they kept it together pretty well, though his retainer should have tried to calm down his lord. He is supposed to protect his dignity as well as his person.

[@josharmstrong8813]

@@tristanband4003 nice to see that even in the grim darkness of the far future there is still supportive allies emotionally and physically

[@josharmstrong8813]

@Juden Shekelberger you know something's went very wrong when the literal bloodthirsty maniacs have less daddy issues than you

[@valentinblue1952]

@@tristanband4003 Bold of you to assume Chaos Folks have dignity

[@ASingleSpaghetti]

Their Primarch is Perturabo. They're using to being embarrassed by their leaders.

[@milkaddict7414]

- Fourty standard Terran Years later.... Cadia has fallen and the great rift has torn the galaxy in twain, meanwhile... Hey! Hey Fist!

[@thegrapelords1948]

*sigh* boys will be boys, right?

[@NKWittmann]

Yeah except it's funnies here. Real IW-Fists confrontation ain't loyalist fantasy like TTS, it's just Storm or Iron. Nice animation though 👍

[@brok56]

Hey! Hey guys, there are some Iron losers out here!

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@NKWittmann In the immortal words of Dorn - *No*

[@Jeremiah90526]

The important thing to remember there is this: THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

[@plaguedr.crowvin3349]

Fun fact this is the FIRST Warhammer video I’ve ever seen that made me curious about the lore/story of Warhammer. It was a better advertisement than actual Warhammer adds

[@kirbgameing]

At least he's in a healthy relationship where he can talk about his emotions

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

Very rare in daemon-human relationships.

[@link4585]

@@blackgobbogaming4236 very rare in Human relationships

[@einflys4984]

@@link4585 Honestly? Demon Dick lady might he slaneeshi, and since they feed off emotion...they could actually make great therapist since the feed off of it lol

[@beakiesan6918]

Nah she laughed his ass from the call 100%.

[@marq0992]

.....aaaaand thats why he doesnt cut as a leader of Iron Warriors.

[@jeremybk54]

iron warrior: I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! imperial fist: no.

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

You smell of dirt and entitlement.

[@jeremybk54]

@@argentcosmonautmobile5672 i am very bitter and you are the reason why

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

@@jeremybk54 I know. And I don't care...

[@jeremybk54]

@@argentcosmonautmobile5672 SIEGE!

[@iamablacksabbathsong9765]

@@jeremybk54 FORTIFY

[@mordredpendragon1235]

"Hey guys we missed, get another" I died from this

[@nick0875]

*Attempts to siege an Imperial Fist stronghold but doesn't bring any siege equipment* That is probably the reason why Perturabo hates you.

[@HH-xe3sk]

True

[@lumberluc]

And why he thinks he's weird

[@blacktemplar1139]

Well he didn't have any weapons

[@theeternal2734]

Poor Peter Turbo

[@b1oodysaints108]

Why did I read this in the Rogal Dorn voice from itehattsd?

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

Omnisiah's grace... You've actually animated it.... It's perfect!

[@thegrapelords1948]

Haha it's been a long time coming but we did it!

[@mateuszbanaszak4671]

Witaj kapłanie. Chwała Omnizjaszowi!

[@urmomgay0166]

you misspelled Omnissiah co za herezja

[@Canadianweeb]

This is 100% lore accurate. Absolutely happened somewhere in the imperium at some point in time

[@aesthetics8230]

"You wasted a perfectly good siege cannon."

[@thegrapelords1948]

That's your opinion... we think it lived up perfectly to its name, earthshaker!

[@Ixmore]

@@thegrapelords1948 No, Rogal would be disappointed.

[@thegrapelords1948]

@@Ixmore well then I guess the imperial fists here are in for a scolding!

[@brandonbrown6922]

@@Ixmore One lost siege cannon for an entire Iron Warrior army to withdraw is absolutely a fine trade and use of resources.

[@exemplarx1249]

It's symbolic

[@darkscholar625]

"I fart in your general direction!" "What?!" "Your Primarch was a hamster and smells like Mortarion!"

[@CT-Clone]

"W-well you were too stubborn during the Iron Cage, fist! And look what happened! Thousands of you loyalist scum slaughtered! And you needed the oh so powerful Ultramarines to pull you out!"

[@darkscholar625]

@@CT-Clone "That may be Iron Loser, but at least our Primarch didn't make us kill each other!"

[@CT-Clone]

@@darkscholar625 "Hey! Hey! He did not make us kill each other! He did not! He did not!"

[@erickparks6347]

@Triston Shortt i can perfectly see this conversation actually happening in thoes voices

[@elliottreadings8029]

Your Primarch was a gretchin.

[@akkagarelo6395]

Imagine being a guardsman watching this absolute carnage take place.

[@maniacmagge2568]

Is it weird that i could honestly see this as being a strategy against the mentally unstabled heritics?

[@jamesjimotheius8275]

That's exactly what it is, the Fist is probably the only one in the garrison and used some recordings of his brothers to fool them into thinking he wasn't alone

[@wilmagregg3131]

this would legit do damage to slaaneshi demons as pride is a big part of there being so being geuinly epic roasted lowers there power

[@MasterrangerABR]

@@wilmagregg3131 well that or blueball them, they tend to explode when that happens.

[@wackpool1491]

yes, but no.... Iron warriors hate demonsXD they use them in demon engines as daka and fuelXD But the Perturabo hates them is a reaaaly deep cut, friendly fire based deaths, and general dislike between Astartes is the largest in the iron legion.... Even bigger, than in the night lords All thanks to Purtorabo hating his legion with a passion. He just wants to design fancy toiletsXD

[@theHedgex1]

I mean besides from The hectic fights. 10 millennium is a long time and fighting constantly would have depleted everything. I could see many incidences ending just like this as filler time.

[@oligb1469]

I nearly mistook that Imperial fist for a salamander because DAMN HE ROASTED THAT HERETIC!

[@cjmarion6350]

even vulkan is envious of the sheer fire a son of dorn can spit at the iron warriors

[@notbread299]

the nurgle roast burnt harder the. any salamander heavy flamer

[@arcturus960]

“Brother put down the heavy flamer, get out the rotisserie oven”

[@salamanderdraediustechmari7999]

:)

[@Rexy_the_Salamander]

:)

[@requiel]

"We're going to re-strategize, and *decimate* you all!" Ironic considering who's talking.

[@triplemred4860]

‘Hey, Fist!’ True Son of Dorn, literally the only guy visible on the wall: (Looks around and then gestures to himself) ‘YES YOU!’

[@christophertidwell2422]

He had to make sure that bitch was s Talking to him

[@bigtony4930]

The smartest Imperial Fist

[@anotherrandomguy6012]

​​@@bigtony4930they had a strategy! 😃

[@00die00991]

That's because all his buddies are lying in the iron cage

[@tellurius4951]

​@00die00991 iron warriors still haven't achieved anything significant in their entire history. 200 veteran fists literally annihilated 10k iron losers

[@MrMatchstick]

Man, that Nurgle joke broke me. But still Im probably not as broke as the chair Perturabo sits on

[@semi-useful5178]

*fuming*

[@jeremybk54]

my jaw hit the floor the second i heard it

[@joinfreedom7376]

Boi

[@Chaotic-Star-3-6-9]

The "OOOHHHHHH" in the background destroyed me lmao

[@DGneoseeker1]

Your emperor is so fat he's been stuck on a chair for literally millennia.

[@Tula-cs1ef]

I am fully convinced that he is the only space marine in that fort and there's just a squad of guards men playing along.

[@beastwarsFTW]

The Iron Warrior made a huge mistake not talking about the Ultramarines.

[@lumberluc]

Imperial Fists and Ultramarines have a shaky relationship, yeah? The ultra-blue boys are the poster children of the Space Marines, while the Fists are stoic construction works.

[@wheat9829]

@@lumberluc he is on about them saving the Imperial fists from ze iron cage. They really didnt appreciate that.

[@lumberluc]

@@wheat9829 Researched the "Iron Cage" event between the Warriors and Fists, In the early 31st Millennium, the Ultramarines saved their sorry asses after the Fists got caught in a trap that nearly killed them all. Fists believed that they could handle it... but the Ultramarines stepped in and stopped it. So, that's the favor, and why the Fist and Ultramarines are somewhat in a okay standing.

[@retardcorpsman]

The iron warriors really hate the imperial fists but even they arent *that* cruel!

[@brandonbrown6922]

@@lumberluc Not really. The Fists find the whole affair embarrassing, since it was... well, more an act of self-flagellation than anything else. They didn't get 'caught' in that trap, they charged in knowing it was, knowing that it was a meat grinder.

[@theofficerfactory2625]

It's only a matter of time til Chapter Master Valrak blesses us with his presence on here.

[@thegrapelords1948]

Of course, he's always around to support content of his boys in yellow!😂

[@afl2138]

New video title "Truth about Valrak and his chapter! Dicks?"

[@nesimtire]

@@afl2138 nah, just valrak

[@normalyoutubechannel1236]

The lemons will never be as kind as the Lamenters

[@TheExpendableGuard]

How about no.

[@Masternecron247]

4:07 "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" "UH-HUH!" "NO, NO, *NO!"* I adore this scene so much.

[@12NuKe21]

"Hey, Iron Loser!" The Iron Loser responds : " WHAT ? "

[@piguy222]

He's fallen for the classic blunder

[@dannylamb456]

Iron Loser admit he's an Iron Loser

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@piguy222 Plot Expansion: The Fist was a Secelian

[@KingDaemonBlackfyre]

Your primarch is so fat, he makes Nurgle look like a super model!

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

ironlosersayswhat?

[@alexerny5552]

What is hilarious about this: This particular Fist is from the Fifth Company (Black Pauldron Color). Who are (and I'm not joking) The Heralds...of TRUTH.

[@Quonzer]

Oh shit I didn't know that. That's hilarious.

[@mrhobbymancanada7057]

This makes the daemon dick ladies part all the better

[@minhtran7431]

Facts don’t care about your feelings

[@TheUbiouS]

Well, he was right about… pretty much everything. Perturabo hated his legion and this particular dude was in love with a demon dick lady

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

​@@minhtran7431That may be the case, but many facts can make a man feel happy. Example: The original post.

[@ekscalybur]

Considering the time spans involved (tens of thousands of years) and the numbers of people involved in the universe this takes place in, there is damn near 0 percent chance of this being fiction.

[@shieldcaptain54]

Perturabo, ever the Petulant Manchild has passed on his lowly disposition to the entire legion. Such is the folly of the Heretic.

[@deathstar628]

what makes this animation perfect is the voice work. it fits the tone of the artstyle and the motion and gestures of these hulks acting like 5th graders in the playground. the volume and accents also give it weight as it all flows just perfectly. the jokes might not click to those who dont know 40k lore but the way this is delivered is what makes it comedic gold.

[@_rc03]

The quiet "OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!" at 4:32 made me choke on my coffee. This is excellent.

[@beerten202]

It sounds like 1 oooo but copied 10x over

[@doublep1980]

In the words of the Great Primarch Rogal Dorn: "Yes."

[@allseeingaids9734]

Fuck I read that in the tts voice

[@doublep1980]

@@allseeingaids9734 That is the only correct way.

[@theemperor8635]

@@doublep1980 INDEED

[@dariogonzalezpenas9792]

Yes. But whearing a big moustache

[@Legitpenguins99]

"No"

[@mattscarpa846]

Unless I'm misremembering, wasn't there actually a bit in the lore that said that the fists would insult besiegers to try and provoke a premature, disorganized attack?

[@elliottbelmont7065]

Generally yeah, alot of the time its more like two man children say my dad is better than your dead dad

[@bradsimpson8724]

I think I vaguely remember that in some very old lore, back in the days when GW didn't take itself so seriously.

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

I’ve watched this a few times and it’s only now dawning on me that this Iron Warrior is somehow so charismatic as to seduce a deamonette into a healthy enough relationship where he feels validated venting about work problems.

[@jamesperkins2552]

you know she's been hollowing his soul out like a jackolantern and shitting in it right?

[@StolenTheif]

He's her/his sugar baby

[@KalusDominus]

"Even though that Iron Warrior is not an infant, he is behaving like an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children" - TTS Rogal Dorn M42

[@sleigh_taroth6778]

What episode is that from?

[@manastorm5308]

@@sleigh_taroth6778 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYvYlpqnhZyfoMU Its episode 23

[@wolfbane7497]

Shouldn't you tell your sons that you're still alive and actually congratulate them from stopping the iron warriors from breaching a defense and give that guy who is roasting them a promotion to chapter master

[@crusader2412]

@@sleigh_taroth6778 I think this one is a joke, and not from the series.

[@OmphalosDaemonium6612]

@@crusader2412 it is indeed from the series. Rogal absolutely roasted big E with this one.

[@CorwinTheOneAndOnly]

This just reminds me that the entire human lore of 40k is a "my dad is better than your dad" competition. And I love it

[@cjmarion6350]

i mean when you put it like that.........god dammit astartes haha

[@connormclernon26]

And the Imperium reserved the right to shoot anyone who attempts to argue back

[@Constantin_Valdor_]

And grandpa is the best

[@Constantin_Valdor_]

@Juden Shekelberger it's 40k so why not both Live one more day then die Nurgle has some pretty interesting benifits tho

[@coyote4326]

"My dad can beat up your dad"

[@SleepingSage308]

"Do you need a pacifier Iron BABY" absolutely SENT me

[@doom7ish]

Dorn is still alive. TTS.

[@normalyoutubechannel1236]

tHaT'S nOt cAnOn tHo Edit: this is a joke

[@DargonArik]

@@normalyoutubechannel1236 The WARP it isn't!!

[@whiteeye9584]

Yes it is

[@whiteeye9584]

Ttsp is more canon than the gathering storm Gw shit

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

He is!?

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

"I´m bitter and you are the reason." "I know, and I don´t care."

[@isaiahkayode6526]

SIEGE!

[@Voltamatum]

FORTIFY

[@thedrunkzaku]

SIEGE

[@Ophira]

I love how the iron warriors aren’t even fazed by this at all, THAT is some iron within

[@MrKevmomoney]

I wish the Inquisition would quit purging all the “true” history of 40k so we can get some accurate historical lore like this!!!

[@jlokison]

The Imperial Inquisitions chief weapon is fear! Fear and Surprise!

[@mogen8128]

" Your Primarch is so fat, He make Nurgle look like supermodel." Jeez That burn hotter than Burning of Prospero

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

Not even a dreadnought’s heavy flamer can deliver that kind of burn.

[@phalanx3803]

@@xxiSHTAr9000x then it might be time to upgrade the heavy flamer to dish out burns like that it will have the enemy's retreating it tears in no time.

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

@@phalanx3803 how about this idea of a Dreadnought weapon, Brother. A quad Heavy Melta on the left arm, and a Spear of Calaban on the right

[@oathofhoratii1122]

oh shut up

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

Even the Salamanders couldn't burn something on that scale

[@hanham963]

"You shall now recieve a severe Imperial Fisitng."

[@yopiumtrader222]

"Your primarch doesn't love you." "But he didn't lead my legion into the Iron Cage."

[@novaterra973]

"And yours didn't decimate my legion on the first meeting."

[@HushedObserver101]

@@novaterra973 at least they never needed Girlyman and his Ultrasmurfs to save them from imminent destruction.

[@joshuagraham1476]

Rogul: loves his bois Dorn: not so much

[@the40kboyz11]

@@joshuagraham1476 is this a joke or are you confused because Rogal and Dorn are the same person, Rogal Dorn

[@joshuagraham1476]

@@the40kboyz11 it's mostly a joke, based on a three part series baldermort did on Rogul Dorn.

[@benallan1752]

"There once was an Ork from Orkney, Until he took an Ork To the knee." Poetry Ork, Weirdboy.

[@PushSomeHeavyWeight]

The Imperial fist constantly calling him “iron loser” was too fucking funny man

[@archerbascha8757]

2:42 Imperial Fist so confident in their wall that they simply give siege weapons to the Iron Warriors.

[@BrotherVoidBomber]

Lore accurate.

[@colonelwaffle9439]

I’ve had the unfinished sketch version of this circulating around my friend group for so long. This is amazing

[@thegrapelords1948]

And now the cycle can start again with a colour version.

[@proudsaiyanprince2651]

This is honestly better than 9/10 shows on Cartoon Network now.

[@birchhazzar3812]

Iron warrior's in the back: I think our Commander is losing it.

"Someone better call his Dick Demon Wife to get him, I don't think he is in any state to drive like this."

[@teddyGros]

"And decimate you all!" So he only wants to kill 1/10 of the Fists?

[@thegrapelords1948]

I mean there was the choir of "oooh" meaning there is more than one.

[@Quonzer]

@@thegrapelords1948 He means 1/10th the fraction since the word decimate means to reduce by one tenth, like the word decimal.

[@thegrapelords1948]

@@Quonzer Okay so what happens if their is a company of imperial fists? that would be 1/10th of a chapter. 100 per company out of 1000. And also, to decimate in the terms of a verb means to destroy or remove a large portion of something, the context that your using is a historical definition of the usage to "decimate", which was to kill 1 person in 10 to make an example or as you put it to decimate a fraction.

[@Quonzer]

@@thegrapelords1948 Yup.

[@fist-of-doom487]

@@Quonzer oh, math joke

[@MalumCaedoeditz]

That imperial fist just routed an entire iron warrior force with only his voice, imagine what multiple of that same imperial fist could do

[@Spookstar]

“Ghazghkull Faz Dakka” I’m dead

[@thegrapelords1948]

He is an Ork of Kulture

[@normalyoutubechannel1236]

Iron Warrior: we're goin back to base.... *sobs heavily* Spiky Iron warrior: what is the plan? Iron warrior: *still sobbing heavily*

[@thegrapelords1948]

He was very much hurt by how mean the Imperial Fist was, clearly no one taught them how to be nice on the playground and get along with others.

[@normalyoutubechannel1236]

That is true, but I think the imperial fists need an actually competent and kind Chapter Master

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

Imperial Fist fortifications are much more powerful than I could imagine.

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

@Grey Knight 1st gray Knight: Brother get the Flamer, the heavy Flamer 2nd: no need brother, I got a few Imperial Fist with me. 1st Gray Knight: Good Work Brother Imperial Fist: I shall fortify this position. "HEY HERATICS, YOUR MOTHER WAS AN HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES, ELDARI ELDER BERRIES. Heretic: 😥

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

@Grey Knight Brother the only Glory I strive for is for the Emperor's

[@Xeraghusta]

I like the idea that both sides have no ammo and are stranded on this random rock.

[@guybot360]

I use iron warrior, my friend runs imperial fist. This is pretty accurate to our arguments

[@thegrapelords1948]

There is only one true way to settle such disputes, call of duty lobbies!

[@mediumtim2237]

@@thegrapelords1948 and large amounts of saying the n word

[@thegrapelords1948]

@@mediumtim2237 yeeeeaaaah rather not🙈

[@mediumtim2237]

@@thegrapelords1948 understood,have a good day

[@thegrapelords1948]

@@mediumtim2237 like no offense dude, not trying to have a go at you. We just don't want that sort of topic being brought up here, personally we don't want to have political or social issues in our comments, you know what I mean?

[@CT-Clone]

Meanwhile Dorn is watching from the Emperor's halls munching on popcorn

[@TheRealNekora]

*Monotone munching noises in the distance*

[@AnotherMC]

*Indeed*

[@LordKamina2]

he would be disgruntled by the waste of an earthshaker

[@extremepredudice]

@@LordKamina2 Have you ever seen Rogal Dorn *not* disgruntled? The dude has never been gruntled in his life. He's a bit of a dour fellow.

[@archonfett]

@@LordKamina2 maybe they were out of the ammo, or it was already damaged and there is no techmarine with the proper rights to fix it

[@rainmanslim4611]

"Do you need a pacifier iron baby?" "No! No i don't!" That bit kills me

[@imperialfist2304]

I like this Imperial Fist. “That may be but atleast he loved us”. The hell? Gimme a minute some Iron Warriors are at my door and I need to grab my insult book.

[@TheMinuteman]

if that fails, summon your Angry Marine Brothers, I'm sure they have some choice insults you can use.

[@furiouspusher1756]

@@TheMinuteman Helbrecht certainly does.

[@BIOTREX]

The Codex Insultus.

[@dannylamb456]

"Slander at will."

[@namelessking4146]

This perfectly summarizes the two legion’s relationship

[@HeroNotFound05]

Bro really just showed up, dropped this banger, and was never heard from again

[@anthonywalker6268]

Get the artillery. Sir, we're out of shells. Did I stutter!

[@JerichoYeet]

Well, The Imperial Fist Primarch is still alive and healthy. just in the form of *_Adorable_*

[@frenchsoldier8485]

You mean Adornable, right?

@@frenchsoldier8485 Or Dadornable now that he had unofficially adopted Boy.

[@mrcalzon02]

@ wait when? HOW?

[@adastial2104]

@@mrcalzon02 tts

[@elendiel0101]

I love how the Iron Warrior was on the defensive the whole time, while the Imperial Fist was assaulting (verbally of course) :D

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

Imperial Fist behind a fortification : "Hey guys! Get the thing!" Me : *Runs*

[@piguy222]

*Whistles of falling shells*

[@chikitabowow]

Super powerful characters from the WH40K universe bantering like a couple of 8-year olds in a treehouse is just about the best thing i've ever seen

[@venomsnekko]

I'm realising the Fist threw a cannon off the top of the wall just to flex on the Iron and let him know they don't even need weapons to defend themselves.

[@halfmadfalcon2078]

Great start, guys. I really think there’s a ton of potential here! If you start something with some actual writing structure (even if it’s just for one comedy sketch), I think you could really be successful. Part of why your animation for “The Inquisition” was so successful was because it hinted at an entire plot line full of characters with backgrounds who had hilarious stories to tell. Keep it up! I’m excited to see where this goes!

[@thegrapelords1948]

Thanks man we're really glad you enjoyed it, we are definitely looking into doing some stuff that's a bit more structured but for the time being we're still trying to feel things out in the early stage.

[@thuzan117]

4:06 it's true, Perturabo is, at best, apathetic towards the Iron Warriors. It's worth remembering that the first time he met then he made them carry out decimation.

[@takosos]

And this is how the Siege of terra actuilly went

[@christopherjohnston4100]

The 40k community never ceases to amaze me. So many talented artists it is a shame that GW doesn't take advantage of this massive talent pool.

[@y.kazayaki3681]

This comment didn't age well.

[@primachpepe8597]

@@y.kazayaki3681 was about to say the same

[@schfiftyfive6571]

Ooo yeah, tis sad.

[@bradpara]

What’s the Difference between the Imperial Fists and the Ultramarines? People actually like the Imperial Fists.

[@michaeljenner2325]

I really don’t see what is wrong with the Ultramarines. Not the best chapter by a long shot but I don’t really see why they get all the hate? That being said I’ve only read Crusade and Nexus.

[@bradpara]

@@michaeljenner2325 Mostly due to getting the Mary Sue Treatment for a long time and esp. under the tenure of the man most notorious for deciding that thing to do with Warhammer Fantasy was to burn the setting to the ground and start over.

[@bebebutterbub1344]

Cuz the fans know their ultra smurf primarch dissed :last bastion ImperialFist Rogal Dorn; and caused many Fists to die in the gauntlet, also one of the many reasons why the Imperium lost much of its strength since heresy. Guilliman was super mean and stupid toward our hero Rogal, after Rogal basically sacrificed everything to save the Imperium.💔

[@dreadedpixel9022]

Oh that's just unfair, they also have a much better primarch, DORN FOR LIFE BABY

[@Primus_Phallus]

@@bebebutterbub1344 Your primarch lost his cool. Father had to come in and save his behind, if not petulant autistic manchild would have Dorn's head on a spike.

[@BigBrudda42]

I wonder which burns more, this Fist's roasting or a Salamander's heavy flamer!