Unintentional ASMR 😵 Hypnotic Alexander Technique Demonstration (Soft Spoken Male & Female)

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[@iamzafkiel]

He's the gentlest vampire I've ever seen

[@epaepa9403]

Indeed!

[@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459]

He feasts on spine tingles instead of blood

[@leeannemarie75]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂 and it’s not because of the garlic 😁

[@isabelmedinapalacios6364]

😂😂

[@thebeasters]

He gives a flow to it

[@scottfavire6589]

I did this everyday for 2 years and now my back is 8ft long and 12ft wide and my neck is so free and relaxed I haven't been able to lift my head since Thanksgiving 2019.

[@ObrDanMann]

Best comment ever 😂

[@DeuceGenius]

I'm dying

[@gregmaxwell5552]

Asmr videos have some of the funniest comments on the internet

[@HT-ww3zg]

You didn't let your back come back - that's your problem.

[@mellee8637]

Brilliant - love it!😂

[@plopperator]

At 5:39 he dies temporarily but pulls it back at the last second and goes on to live another few years, lengthening and widening backs and allowing necks to be free.

[@frenchlilac_asmr2751]

I laughed so hard omg hahahahaha

[@cathairpoodle]

😂😂😂

[@bruno84]

Hahaha

[@LongIslandHobbyist]

@Clogged Nostrils he died a few years after this was filmed.

[@thebeasters]

Damn bro it was a few years later

[@EduardoPortasRuiz]

Ahhh, the good old days when more than 10 people could get together in the same room.

[@Doomlordof]

Hehe my humor

[@dancingvirgil]

And no masks

[@clairerogerson2153]

Eduardo Portas SKAHHSDHY

[@isthistwitterbruh]

I remember

[@NinjaDeathtrap]

This is relevant humour! I like it, good one sir! 🤣

[@qman7125]

"I think I've done enough with you Dave." Dave was never seen again.

[@jessica3497]

Dave died twice after that.

[@vicegt]

@@jessica3497 only then was his neck free.

[@ashleyhammond1112]

😂

[@Ukedc259]

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” 🤖

[@craigtechno]

Dave who ? 😉

[@chrisd530]

The camera man over freed his neck at 6:52

[@Hot_And_Sour_Stinky]

Shit

[@Belladoesstuff-]

Chris day great comment

[@mattjohnson1775]

HILARIOUS!!!!🤣😅

[@Beastly707]

Lmfaooo

[@muselius13]

I just keep expecting him to ask the girl where the rebel base is...

[@thetman0068]

"You may fire when ready."

[@surinderparkash1135]

muselius13 😂

[@muselius13]

SweetSkatinMat 😂

[@SexyFace]

lord vader still has yet to arrive

[@mitchfromtheinternet297]

You’re far too trusting.

[@TheDrunkHamster]

When I see an asmr video with pre 90's video quality, I always know I'm in for a treat

[@bluedeskfan2754]

It must be good if someone went to the trouble of digitising it and getting it online

[@jameshardy6277]

lol

[@jansapp]

Plus the older ones are extra insane

[@Shigawire]

Lol all true

[@Micheal-Knight-]

Oh yes...

[@thetman0068]

Me, sitting with horrible posture in an uncomfortable chair, staring at my screen: "Fascinating."

[@j5892000]

Lol

[@captainsponge7825]

same!

[@marysmusicaljourney2.0]

🤣

[@sharpshooterpeonnut6919]

I did the same thing, but with my hands resting on my thighs palms up.. sheer perfection.

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

Mr Spock approves.

[@bfrazer8696]

Every single "person" in this video is an alien going "Yes this is how human male and human female rest their muscular system against gravity on planet earth yes indeed"

[@ChrisEightyNine]

Which makes you wonder how the hell aliens usually deal with such things.

[@mbaxter22]

@@ChrisEightyNine They let the neck be free.

[@samurai2k455]

"Transmitting directions through my hands"

[@jetskimaestro3185]

No, it’s the old couple who are the aliens. They came here disguised as humans to drain our life force with their Jagons, which are internally attached to their fingertips.

[@dylanyanchus2166]

I laughed for a good solid 4 minutes with this comment. Haha

[@mikeserna8542]

Bill Cosby sweaters will be provided for those without one.

[@TonyGonzales]

I think I sprained a muscle laughing at this

[@Koexistence13]

So good

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Along with the requisite groping.

[@randy7068]

This party is out of control, I'm calling the police.

[@xxrobodave]

😂😂😂. Piss funny

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

Breaking Covid rules.

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

least Canadian thing I have ever heard.

[@thebeasters]

Because you think your neighbor is dead lol

[@Sunshine74444]

😂😂😂🙌🏽

[@lemonmunch5082]

Why does this look like cult found footage

[@pepsi863]

Honestly tho

[@martywhite5384]

Because it is.

[@SaintoftheHonest]

@@martywhite5384 Is it actually or are you continuing a joke?

[@mrbillypark]

@@SaintoftheHonest It's not a cult. It's an Alexander Technique class which aims to retrain poor habits in posture and movement. There are studies suggesting that these classes help with back and neck pain though I'd assume that by now we've discovered more direct ways to deal with both.

[@SaintoftheHonest]

@@mrbillypark Thank you :)

[@stevenallinson6144]

Came for the ASMR, stayed to experience one of the greatest collections of 70's knitwear ever assembled.

[@daphne4983]

But this imo is around 1990

[@thebeasters]

Cosby is on his way

[@riddell26]

@@thebeasters you want a puddn pop

[@whodatking26]

@@daphne4983 1989

[@kevin6293]

Early 90’s, but close enough I guess.

[@Jeetendo]

4:58 - "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dave."

[@j5892000]

No force choke here

[@randy7068]

You may fire when ready.

[@dms79]

In a brief moment of carelessness, Dave stood up in the "usual" way. He was never seen again.

[@mellee8637]

😂

[@markimel4947]

😅😅

[@295walk]

😅

[@rayferdays7870]

1:34 He's checking Dave for ripeness... lucky for Dave he wasn't ready.

[@Ronbo710]

In a room full of socks it's hard to tell.

[@ashleyhammond1112]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@zzDevotion]

@@Ronbo710 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Redlilith24]

I studied Alexander Technique in acting school and I ALWAYS got ASMR when my teacher would adjust me like this. It was the best! Soft spoken personal attention at its finest.

[@melissaaarnio805]

What are whispered R's...or Ahhh's? Lol

[@JakeStainbackMusic]

ME TOO! I studied it as a dancer in college and I actually loved it. We’d have one group class a week and then a private. Mine was at 7:45am before academics and sometimes she’s use a massage table. Ms Kosminsky: you’re freeing in your neck and allowing your spine to float upwards Me: 😴😴

[@charles.e.g.]

SAME!! I studied it in acting school and these hands-on adjustments would always cause the most incredible ASMR for me! 😂

[@JMB129]

The first time I got asmr was when the school nurses would come in with plastic gloves and check everyone's head for lice.

[@TheBairdDen]

It's probably the reason anyone does it lol but it goes unspoken.

[@swanndaddy7846]

Dave has no idea what’s going on, Dave doesn’t care either. Be like Dave.

[@McCarthy0000]

😂😂

[@nottthereyet4872]

🤣

[@nialllambert3194]

Dave: “what’s happened to all my clothes? What’s happened to all my furniture? I’m sure I left them here”

[@ashleyhammond1112]

@@nialllambert3194 😂😂😂😂

[@filterguy2525]

He just came in to use the restroom

[@AlTee83]

6:28 C3PO deactivated in the background.

[@onipajata78]

At 6:52 the person holding the camera, briefly succumbs to this gentle and pleasant sorcery.

[@stephc354]

Not me reading this at exactly 6:52 as the camera went

[@hochigaming14yearsago90]

@@stephc354 SAME

[@jamiesbgrace]

Lol

[@TPB82]

Nice high ceilings..

[@Micheal-Knight-]

😂😂

[@poetikandy]

I've spent the past 30 years trying to let the neck be free, yet my head still weighs about 4.5 kilos. That's a lot, sitting on a little neck.

[@ephjaymusic]

lol! I got you man!

[@LadyEng]

Lovely, lovely little...

[@Blueskies271]

To be fair, it’s going into the unknown when we come into an Alexander lesson. My advice: focus more on the thinking that links that, that links that. Then you’ll be golden.

[@Squishito]

Jesus Christ, as I read it I didn't immediately get what it was referencing but in my head I started automatically reading it in her voice. What have these videos done to us. It was effort-less.

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

It's easy to rest your neck when you have more chins than a chinese phonebook.

[@JesseColton]

Man, you know I've watched too many ASMR videos when that guy said he was taught by Alexander HIMSELF and I gasped 😂

[@friendlybaby1]

Freddy is the least accomplished cameraman whose work I’ve ever had the misfortune to try and focus on

[@jeffreyfarlow9862]

Can’t believe we live in a world where the neck can’t be free

[@McCarthy0000]

😂😂😂

[@darkshadow24667]

Guess we know where the USA will go next then

[@sorinichim4737]

Back into the 19 century, France, during the french revolution, they freed a lot of necks through ghilotine :))

[@luckygitane]

always apartheid somewhere

[@ronkersey1712]

3:35 "Yes, yes, this body will do nicely when I transfer my soul into it."

[@davide724]

😃👌

[@vanessacontessa278]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mellee8637]

😂😂😂

[@jamesfoley6939]

This comments section is gold. Thank you everyone!

[@teej008]

Alexander technique practitioners seem to be a goldmine of relaxing voices

[@majinrebornx2220]

What Nosferatu does at weekends

[@GaryTheGardener71]

Legend!

[@ilovesurga22]

I absolutely can’t stop laughing

[@conantheseptuagenarian3824]

vampire weekend.

[@marekmarkess3182]

@@ilovesurga22 Why? Did you see yourself in the mirror?

[@bcm3938]

The crazy part is that Dave is the vampire.

[@r.e.z9428]

I hate ASMR comment sections. I’m trying to sleep and yet I can’t stop laughing .

[@illhaqu777]

What is this comment section, I've lost it 4 times already just reading these comments 😂

[@kylewilson1022]

Lol same

[@meettherandom4711]

Bro this is the most hilarious comment section I've found after a looooong time

[@willlowbridge350]

Very relaxing, Been seeing way too much family guy so when I see this good old boy in charge all I can think of is “Hey Chrisss that is a strong throwing arm you have their sonny!

[@blangeleven]

Same

[@lifespanofafry1534]

Do you also laugh at Friends and The Big Bang Theory?

[@scam9215]

"I think I've had enough of you Dave".

[@jjarkley1400]

😂😂😂

[@anotherstupidchannel]

I’m an alien, and this has some good tips on how to human properly when I go out in the skinsuit.

[@duskfall_777]

You may find yourself sitting in a comfy chair. And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

[@BWater-yq3jx]

This is not my beautiful house!

[@timhughes1572]

This was in the “before” times.

[@unboxingusa1234]

In the long long ago

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Before the world ended in 2012 and we were placed into a simulation

[@mbaxter22]

The old world was pretty messed up, though. To be fair, it needed to go...

[@anthonybalista7421]

Perhaps the real free neck is the friends we made along the way.

[@Phoolery]

This may seem odd to some, but this is a posture technique taught in quite a few performance schools. This is what’s known as the Alexander Technique. Helps with loosening the joints, bettering your posture, and overall allowing for more efficient movement. Developed for actors initially, it’s been adopted by classical musicians, and is sometimes taught to pregnant women and the elderly to help fight against back pain. I was taught the technique when I was in high school while in the honors choir. I’ve certainly slipped in some of the teachings but my posture still is great. I know because people often comment on how straight I stand and carry myself.

[@jessica3497]

Phoolery that’s cool as fuck. Where can I find lessons? This dude went back into reptilian hiding so he’s out. My joints are super fucked so I need the help

[@oscarelizondo3505]

We teach this technique at the chiropractic office I work at. Very effective

[@FullBring88]

Hugh Jackman even spoke about it and his experiences with it. Cool dude

[@sorou]

It’s also cool how the visualization aspect of the technique has been used in other movement therapies! My mother is a massage therapist (and ex-personal trainer) and several techniques that I’ve seen taught secondhand at the Swedish institute all have a real aspect of the same kinda,,,, visualization/manifestation. Something about telling a body to do something internally really helps the joints actually, do it. it’s wild.

[@stephenwdunn6712]

Is it not physically impossible to carry yourself?

[@alice_barker_official]

I’m watching this at 4am trying to go back to sleep and had to go full screen because the comments made me laugh so much I was worried I’d wake the house up 😂

[@rosskelly8268]

5am and laughing.

[@Wicked_maniac]

Same it’s 4:30 now

[@runyoufoolrun]

Dave wandered in by mistake and just went along with it. Dave got a free cup of tea so Dave was happy enough.

[@ironicchungles5912]

Finally! My newly lengthened arms fit my navy suit perfectly !!

[@cassiobrunizio]

You're ready for war, all was established

[@derekporter66]

@@cassiobrunizio follow the guidelines. The lovely little guidelines

[@JimmyFoxhound]

I get all of these references... I think I’ve been watching too many unintentional ASMR videos 🤣🤣🤣

[@ironicchungles5912]

JimmyFoxhound welcome to the club

[@miffy891]

It really is just the same group of people doing the asmr video rounds 😂

[@chrismoiser6477]

I want to see the Jason Alexander technique, where you do the opposite of whatever posture comes naturally

[@abi1021]

Hahahaha 😄😄😄

[@neffsnicker]

Underrated comment

[@robtomben]

His new pamphlet, "Standing without standing."

[@BWater-yq3jx]

The Costanza 😄👍

[@ChrisEightyNine]

How to sit in a chair and stand up, step by step video guide.

[@EugeneOneguine]

Which is something we do about 100 times each day. When done wrong every time, it adds up to a tremendous amount of damage to the entire body, including the brain.

[@SerGelatto]

Eugène Onéguine took the words right out my mouth

[@ashleyhammond1112]

I understand proper posture is important but this comment is still 😆

[@AnythingPeaceful]

I’ve been in the same chair for 35 years. Don’t mock the video that literally saved my life.

[@LewisBogue]

Frenchies loving the emperors teachings

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

The People’s Temple of the Free Neck.

[@DitchCricket11]

The guys voice was great and then the lady started talking.... good lord the tingles

[@MountJumpLand]

DitchCricket11 does anyone know what her name is? I’m wondering if there were ever any other videos filmed with her speaking, so soothing!

[@MagnumDB]

Audrey P Elisabeth Walker

[@glitchinthematrix555]

MagnumDB you’re doing the lords work

[@alexkulla4106]

Absolutely! Instant tingles. Shame though they cut the scene out at the end where she catches a passing fly with her tongue.

[@terminalfrost3645]

his voice was more relaxing than hers to me.

[@StephenBadger]

6:24 "it all becomes much too serious" *loud male pleasure noise in the background*

[@j5892000]

Lol!

[@daphne4983]

Wtf was it tho?😂😂😂

[@drdingus9493]

This is what we are all here for... 0:55 1:35 4:20 4:39 5:26 5:52 10:02

[@CobaltLobo]

Why would you do this???? 😭😭😭

[@relatedreality]

You’re a menace 😂

[@anfearcrionna]

😂

[@waffleweave]

😂😂😂😂 omg

[@Oni_bskt]

Genius ❤

[@markimel4947]

12 years later Dave hears a voice looming from the depths of a dark alley. "YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK DAVE. YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK. IT'S TOO LATE NOW DAVE. IT'S MUCH TOO LATE." (Camera fades to black as Dave screams)

[@corvettekiller96]

Glorious, as an 80s kid this has to have been a Halloween season made for TV movie😂🤙

[@Eyesorecrymore]

Makes me think of that show Takes of the Dark side". Where the guy years later reveals he saw a gargoyle, only to find it was his wife all along!

[@BrandonItsTrue]

Ahhh yes the new Creepshow episode

[@Pmacneill019]

2:08 "I'm going to strangle you, you'll be very relaxed when you're unconscious."

[@MrBuddybones]

AnnieMac19 too funny

[@jgoldie222]

Certain that the kindly old gentleman resides in a coffin when not furnishing us with forbidden knowledge.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Well he does now.

[@tomyoung3187]

This Twin Peaks episode explains everything.

[@Andovarius]

I’m sure they have their white Nike’s on order already, cuz their comet should be arriving shortly...

[@princesslisamarie7860]

Andovarius 😂😂😂Haven’t heard that one in a while! ☄️

[@nfamus540]

Holy shit I was thinking the exact same thing, that cult was fucking wild.

[@robertfish9271]

Andovarius he didn’t expect THAT free

[@raldors7499]

I am in the process of refining this technique. I’m building a small flight of stairs, terminating right above my office chair so that I can climb the stairs and walk off the end. I theory, I will fall straight into the chair with my spine perfectly straight, vastly reducing the risks normally associated with entering a chair.

[@mbaxter22]

Give us an update on your experiment!

[@jasongarcia2140]

Update update!

[@raldors7499]

It worked well for a while, but it was hard on my chair, which wasn't rated for the technique. I eventually sustained an injury but I believe it was due to bad form. I think I was so focused on softening and widening my shoulders that I forgot to free the neck.

[@Nuclearsnow]

this is more like a class on how to fall asleep sitting straight up

[@persontimr5052]

Josh Whelan omg!!! 🤣

[@michael-k.]

I learned how to do that some how

[@vanessacontessa278]

I literally watch this video over and over again. This is perfect ASMR for me, especially the women's voice 😴😌

[@MrRoqui11]

I know right

[@juliemcleod9869]

Me too!

[@gutez]

Though this video can be one of the most calming videos I've ever seen posted, I can't help it for whenever I need a laugh at the same time I am most entertained by all of your most humorous and original commentaries!

[@michelleoller1649]

This makes The Exorcist feel like a Disney movie

[@daphne4983]

O boy it's indeed a scary video 😬,

[@_ShaDynasty]

1:50 Dave looks like a generic NPC character that you find in a barn in World of Warcraft that needs you to find his missing cow.

[@Davidtibi4353]

Dave smiled confidently as he knew he was an experienced student, not one of those newbies that doesn’t know how to stand up or sit down

[@JSNOW74]

LOL Underrated comment. Brilliant writing!

[@welwitschia]

This is simultaneously relaxing and unsettling.

[@Keepitsimple565]

The expectant mother’s child is now 34 years old since the video was recorded.

[@cecilia6323]

That elderly couple were so beautifully well spoken . Xx

[@mauller]

Emperor Palpatine starts a sitting cult ASMR

[@joshp2137]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vicegt]

I think dianna dawson from the other Alexander technique video was trained by these two. Alot of there mannerisms are in her videos as well.

[@j5892000]

@Viro Pax wow a cluster fuck comment lol

[@clarence_claymore.]

imagine playing musical chairs with this guy

[@TaraFinlay]

“You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.”

[@dannyjacaranda]

Dear old Dave is so polite. Beautifully executed though and so hypnotic to watch.

[@christiangrey3645]

The woman in blue is super zoned out by his voice. You can see it.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

She's just enjoying the groping.

[@klebstyx3207]

This looks like a found footage of a cult, and Dave is the sacrifice...

[@xXPaul462Xx]

Even after 3 yrs I’m still convinced the old man is stealing their life force to keep himself going!

[@MrBuddybones]

Sure, this was relaxing in an odd way, but I enjoyed the string of comments best.... some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while.

[@lifespanofafry1534]

Doesn’t take much to make you laugh…

[@LaB567]

These are all people who have awakened from the matrix. Their minds are free. But now their necks need to be free.

[@jtpinnyc]

10:04: "It's important for the pupil not to be concentrating on what their teacher's hands are doing, but going on with their directions elsewhere" -- said the bishop to the actress

[@thebeasters]

Priest to the child

[@joedtn3598]

Richard (‘Dick’) Walker (1911-1992), UK teacher of the Alexander Technique and Head of Training. Elisabeth Walker (1914-2013), British teacher of the Alexander Technique. Elisabeth and Dick gave lessons to Nikolaas Tinbergen and his family. (Tinbergen subsequently devoted half of his Nobel Prize Speech in 1973 to a praising description of the Alexander Technique.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

Couples often die soon after the other, but she clearly didn't give af. 😃👍

[@thebeasters]

Lindsey's giant sweater puppies have me all kinds of lengthening and widening

[@briankelleher6943]

I just want to hear him say something like “the master has retired to his chambers”

[@FiveASideLads]

I never knew Voldemort could be so hypnotic.

[@TheMrturn1]

Nosferatu Sr. is a rather gentle old fellow. He's always swallowing mouthfuls of saliva, though.

[@EdyIggs9790]

Got me the tingles. Felt relaxation with their voices and calmed movements. From 14:19 to 16:19 just 2 mins

[@Tremmor500]

“Back back, come back. Come back there. That’s it.”

[@LayzeeGiant]

That’s how she got into that condition in the first place 😁

[@dhondujustchill4552]

It is refreshing to see people not gazing at their phone every once in a while for 30 minutes

[@jasongarcia2140]

I always notice that and videos of these times before smart phones as well as movies from before are better for our psychology. Smartphones are making us lose touch with our bodies.

[@JewyBaldwin]

Dave - 'Can you please stop putting your hands around my neck like you're about to throttle me? ' Old man Hal 9000- 'I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that'

[@McCarthy0000]

That old woman’s voice is pure gold 🤤

[@jeremypark1818]

“I’m being caressed by an elderly...”

[@flouserschird]

cultish vibes

[@IronDragon1337]

Film teaching aliens in human form how to perform human tasks; volume sitting (1984)

[@ohman1832]

4:44 “I guess this is when he kills me. He’s already drained all of my life essence. At least I wore my nicest sweater, here at the end of all things.”

[@liberty2313]

Effort Less

[@taradactule6052]

😂😂

[@dekudude8888]

Quite quickly

[@MackofejFTW]

First of all, do you have any problem with your sense of smell?

[@Hot_And_Sour_Stinky]

Tara Dactule first of all you have the right to marry me

[@Hot_And_Sour_Stinky]

Tara Dactule also I would have you know I’m planning to propose to you

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

Dave has that look on his face like he can't wait to get the hell out of there.

[@dormiovibes]

14:18 the transition from fairly loud to soothing gentle voice was so smooth

[@danielmcdonald9604]

Powerful stuff. I fell asleep in the lunch room watching this.

[@MrRizzington]

This man’s teal socks are the true star of the show!

[@Indrid__Cold]

This is what people did at night before television was invented.

[@seanriley9961]

he did the monster mash

[@Millatudis9]

The most pure asmr

[@TerryHesticles]

This guy has the perfect book reading voice

[@bruno84]

This has to be the holy grail of ASMR!!!

[@thebeasters]

It is for me

[@jgoldie222]

Love Dave's socks. Peppermint blue for the win.

[@thebeasters]

We need to address the hair

[@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295]

All the clothing screams 1980s

[@romepix]

They led fascinating lives. Richard Sutherland Walker *8 April 1911 - †16 January 1992. Elisabeth Walker *21 December 1914 - †17 September 2013.

[@EricBryan]

romepix Today is his birthday. What a coincidence!

[@70h4nn35]

That is a coincidence! Think that he probably fought in ww2 and then went on and taught how to sit and stand up properly.

[@jgoldie222]

Did you mean 1911-1992, or 1711-1992...?

[@wolfca]

He's my birthday twin!

[@madardauchiha878]

Image having enough money to pay someone to tell you how to stand lol

[@pepsi863]

Imagine having money.

[@illhaqu777]

😂

[@glitchinthematrix555]

People went along with a lot of things before high speed internet came about

[@thebeasters]

Back in the day people were paid living wages

[@Superabound2]

@@thebeasters this looks like it was filmed in the 70s when everyone was undergoing a massive recession and gas crisis and wages were much lower than they are now. You just have more bullshit to waste your money on these days

[@alicefly3198]

And thus it was on this day that the Esoteric Order of Alexander was truly born, its roster swelled with a dozen eager young proselytes; necks emancipated, torsos widened(?!), ambulation uninhibited with a certain sedated jauntiness. Later that night over celebratory libations, and as the two old masters beamed over their new charges, the first Alexandrian charter was writ...

[@opencurtin]

The way he gets out of the chair effortlessly!