Unintentional ASMR - More Monkey grooming 🐵

[@rcrichard8969]

if monkeys would go open a barber shop i'd go there and dump my money every day.

[@michaeldoyle2725]

So true

[@cedricburrell3680]

Bro same but I think I would fall asleep

[@alyssa3241]

Honestly 😂

[@iActuallyLiveinUtah]

Bro saaaaAAAAAAME

[@melissasaint3283]

"So you'd like a trim, a hot towel steam and shave, then fifteen minutes of body grooming and lip smacking? Very good, Sir. Would you prefer scalp, limbs or both?"

[@Scentillia389]

It's adorable how gentle monkeys can be and how humanly tactile they are. Monkeys have incredible strength and can easily rip the skin off a human, but they're so gentle and caring!

[@cantinadudes]

@Fernando Cunha well this monke can at least injure the person they are grooming

[@santiago_9999]

Have y'all heard the story of Travis the chimpanzee

[@kyojurobutasademon8271]

@@santiago_9999 I have a fear of them now because of that. The sheer jealousy these animals possess is very scary. At least we’re sentient enough to know how to control our emotions but Chimps? My god 😬

[@santiago_9999]

@@kyojurobutasademon8271 yeah

[@jimtheedcguy4313]

@@santiago_9999 but a chimp is an ape just like us humans. Monkeys are not apes.

[@Akshitguleria7]

6:04 The chirping tingles they make from their mouth (ASMR) is for you to get goosebumps and calm you so that it becomes easier for grooming and any bugs become visible. Is beautiful how literally everything has a cause or a reason

[@Chimpangel]

It’s called lip smacking.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

I was thinking the same thing! Pretty cool to know that my thoughts about it are actually true

[@Jmacdonald2386]

That’s completely inaccurate and has no basis in actual fact whatsoever

[@messagedeleted1922]

@@Jmacdonald2386 no. It makes sense. Light touch and light sounds (like our ancestors make while grooming) leading to goosebumps and easier grooming along with a rush of endorphin is a very good explanation for why asmr happens.

[@LancesArmorStriking]

@@messagedeleted1922 Might be a nice side effect, but the original purpose of goosebumps was to raise our fur to intimidate predators (if you've ever seen a cat arch its back and get ready to pounce, you'll know what I mean)

[@givemeoats]

Hair: *exist anywhere* Monke: "So you have chosen groom"

[@nathanschmidtke5901]

* looks down

[@Julius55555]

@@sun-drenchedmood sir

[@sabrinagordon8092]

@@devious498 sir

[@the_undiagnosable]

@@sabrinagordon8092 sir

[@MyDoggiesABully]

@@nathanschmidtke5901 sir

[@purplemongoose5132]

That cat is LOVING IT

[@manickitty2783]

I wish, that I was the cat. I'd love to be groomed by a monkey.

[@GodfatherVeteranChild]

My cats would flip their shit if they saw this beautiful Nigel esk creature (Leon lushs bud)

[@thegamingoxfor1385]

@@manickitty2783 I used to live in the Philippines there was lots of monkeys it's is really nice to be groomed by a monkey

[@alexign2004]

It’s true, I was the Cat 🐱

[@StigaZ]

Of course, that feels so good 😂😂

[@woowoo4397]

5:56 the hairdresser stereotype that chews gum very obnoxiously and does their job very fast

[@acidmizer]

woo woo pffft

[@DrewM-n4k]

Weird how your autistic mind seems to imagine or completely make up 💩

[@PlanetApathy]

4:33 *takes one last bite of his carrot * *grabs humans hand* "Come my friend."

[@dailyatom8678]

Facts lmao

[@Soulraven2735]

Return to monke

[@oinkleberry]

Reject modernity. Return to monke.

[@deletednet3919]

Reject modernity. Return to monke. (Chain)

[@CynicalPatrick]

Reject modernity. Return to monke.

[@fxdefiancy]

Reject modernity. Return to monke.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Oo oo oo oo oo hahahahahaha....oo oo oo oo oo oo hahahahahaha...

[@KlausBenja]

Reject modernity Return to monke

[@ianbirchfield5124]

"unintentional"? i'm pretty sure this is the evolutionary origin of ASMR.

[@Satori_kun]

As a kid I got tingles when I were getting a haircut but I didn't know what asmr or tingles were. It just felt good and thought it is normal for everyone to feel those tingles.

[@ianbirchfield5124]

@@Satori_kun for me there were always 2 times where i got tingles as a kid. 1: when the school nurse came around to check our hair for head lice. her running her fingers through my hair got me in a a trance everytime. 2: going to the doctor and them putting that thing in your ear to look inside, "ottoscope" i think it's called. checking my breathing and heart rate with a stethoscope.

[@Cindy-to5mu]

Lmaoooo you’re right 😭

[@swvv6089]

@@ianbirchfield5124 OMG FOR REAL

[@4amcripple]

Best. Comment. Ever!!!

[@Devious1Funk]

First clip initially thought he was grooming a husky, then it realized it was a cat...then realized how small the monkey is lol.

[@WisdomSniper]

Same 😂

[@deltalice]

🖐️😂 same

[@iActuallyLiveinUtah]

Same 😂

[@markmakabuhay2009]

🙋🏻‍♂️Same here 😂

[@RachelleKates]

5:40 two gossiping women at the salon. Kathy: You are not going to believe what happened this morning. (Gum Smack). Pearl: One second, I’ll be right over, I gotta hear this! (Gum smack). Kathy: Terry and I had it out! (Gum Smack). Pearl: I knew it was going to happen one of these days! (Gum smack). Kathy: Girl had the nerve to try and give me advice on how to cut my clients bangs! (Gum smack). Pearl: No she did not! (Gum smack). Kathy: Mhm, she sure did! (Gum Smack). Pearl: What did you say?! (Gum smack). Kathy: I told her that she needed to focus more on blending those chunky highlights, and uneven layers on her clients head, and less on my bang trim. (Gum Smack). Pearl: You did not! (Gum Smack). Kathy: I sure did! Then I let her client know she could come back next week, and I’d fix it for her free! (Gum smack). Pearl: Oh girl, you are so bad! What did she say to that?! (Gum smack). Kathy: Not a damn thing! She went back to minding her own business, like she should have done in the first place! (Gum smack). Pearl: How’d her clients hair turn out? (Gum smack). Kathy: Girl, you don’t even want to know. (Gum smack). Pearl: This woman’s hair is just full of lice! (Gum smack). Kathy: Glad I didn’t have lunch. (Gum smack).

[@angerybigdaddy8541]

Thanks for the dialogue it fits surprisingly well

[@ZippedUpKitz]

ROFLMAO….I can just hear this actually happening… too funny!

[@hiren8325]

Little guy at 11:00 with the fresh Peaky Blinders cut. 🤙🏼

[@ohmylorrd]

AHAAHAH STOP IT 😂😂😂😂

[@runeklan123]

Oh My Lorrd OG channel you have there

[@nalbertbotelho986]

Billy Kimber is that you?

[@EuanWhitehead]

Bruh this is banging

[@Xunethqualn]

I believe this channel was Bernie mack or something like that he's a macaque of some kind

[@gavinhopkins9948]

In actuality this is where ASMR comes from. Primal remnant, hence why people love massages and going to the barber

[@broleavemealone3194]

Shut up

[@gavinhopkins9948]

@@broleavemealone3194 Are you Korean ?

[@gavinhopkins9948]

@@broleavemealone3194 you need to change your attitude or else

[@Joe-bb4yi]

ung joj bro be careful Gavin got 400 confirmed kills bro watch out

[@gavinhopkins9948]

@@Joe-bb4yi yeah I graduated top of my class and have been trained in gorilla warfare

[@SweetCocolocks]

They literally love raking their little fingers through hair! They have a technique about it too!

[@laurenanderson7330]

Little spa therapists!

[@imnotalime4832]

They don't love it they do it to find bugs to eat

[@laurenanderson7330]

@@imnotalime4832 there’s more to it than just that

[@imnotalime4832]

@@laurenanderson7330 yeah they also do it to clean and stuff but they don't do it because they love it

[@laurenanderson7330]

@@imnotalime4832 nah I mean it’s also a form of bonding and is therapeutic for them too

[@Gentle_fury]

So cute when they go searching for fur everywhere. "Is it under the shirt, above the eye, damn these guys shave close".

[@tiarabite]

The monkey grooming is what got me into this channel. Great stuff! Glad to see more!

[@Cardistian]

🙈🙉🙊🐵 Fun fact: Monkeys do that lip smacking type of constant jawing behavior because its a visual type of communication between each other out of respect & happy/friendly intentions😁

[@shubhamatrix8576]

Cool

[@azillliasmith2734]

That's cute 🙂

[@rosenia5409]

Aww so like almost a purr! Cute ❤

[@mrnevermind]

Oh nice finally compilation. Once I commented I watch these videos before bed and someone thought I was bs

[@mamacakes6296]

I do the same thing lmao everyone thinks I’m crazy

[@elisasunny]

You ar fine.

[@sylviebergeron7429]

It works... I'm falling asleep. Could I borrow a monkey for a few weeks?

[@kaytlinjustis5643]

That cat must be having the time of its life!

[@andrewhccnm7498]

I’m sure it loved contracting monkey pox from that pig days later. Nasty disgusting disease carrying pigs

[@niccolethomas4591]

This cat is in HEAVEN😇, enjoying every momment of it.

[@MorrisChannel4]

Monkey with the carrot seem chill, he gives a foot five, walks over, bite of carrot, then once petted, he automatically grabs hand and goes to work. Interesting to watch these, just animal behavior

[@Satori_kun]

What men really want: getting groomed by their partner

[@sclstl]

what are yall, children?

[@RandomComicEnjoyer]

@@sclstl arnt women the one that call us "Daddy" in alot of instances. Tho? (This is a joke, do not get offended)

[@sclstl]

@@RandomComicEnjoyer abolish daddy calling

[@RandomComicEnjoyer]

@@sclstl no I like when girls do that :(

[@messagedeleted1922]

@Shispirina you know... Thats a red flag. Lol. Like a basic red flag from way, way way back in the day.

[@matthewleneau9291]

I just cant get enough of lip smacking videos. Its the most adorable fucking thing that ever existed.

[@jx4219]

4:34 "Nonono, let me show you how it's done."

[@drivingwithlee6550]

There’s something strangely relaxing about watching this.

[@herrbonk3635]

Not strange, but rooted deep inside our dna.

[@andrewhccnm7498]

Watching them pick & lick causing monkey pox. No thanks

[@NorwegianKnifeDude]

Jumped to 5:32 and had NO IDEA THAT WAS A CARROT!! XD

[@Paradude84]

I’ve never been so jealous of a cat.

[@andrewhccnm7498]

You want monkey pox too?

[@jungefrau]

This would put me into the most delicious coma ever.

[@tylerjones2793]

3:30 look at his eye brows

[@RandomComicEnjoyer]

"That's alot of lice."

[@shayekisitu]

How cute is this I ask? Monkey is just doing his usual thang and the cat is just laying there relaxing like a slug 🐌👌🏻

[@andrewhccnm7498]

It’s not at all. They’re disgusting pigs .. & allowing them to do this will guaranteed get you a visit to the hospital for monkey pox. They’re disgusting nasty animals

[@azillliasmith2734]

Like a cat

[@mrfujikaze]

5:36 is that a carrot in your lap or are you just happy to see me

[@DrewM-n4k]

Your autism is at record setting highs

[@reborndrakken]

It's a rare video that can relax me.. put me to sleep.. and yet make my incredibly jealous all at once

[@alicebaker787]

I love how the monkeys look at the camera especially the last one!

[@bigfoot1158]

first like and first comment amazing video love the monkey grooming and the screen massages might be my favorites u should add a lens licking video :D! odd asmr always hits different

[@Тоналка-д8ь]

it's so cute and relaxing 😍 gonna sleep surely

[@silviac6120]

Why on earth is this so relaxing?

[@Deadshilz]

Who knew cats also enjoyed ASMR. I'm now a better and wiser man

[@Vaillle]

I sorta understood for a long while why some people were weirded out by lick smacking and mouth sounds in ASMR content. It seemed strange to me also that it was somehow a relaxing ASMR trigger. I didn’t understand why. ... ... But after vids like these, it’s no longer strange to me. It makes perfect sense. If we are descendants from these adorable creatures, then it stand to reason that remnants from our evolutionary ancestry would be present today. Especially since grooming was a significant part of our wellbeing and life for a very long time. If this was how it was done, makes perfect sense.

[@jesusislife9259]

Don't be ridiculous, we are not descendants of monkeys, or any other animal for that matter... That's like saying a gold fish is a descendant of swiss cheese 🙄

[@breeinatree4811]

We are descended from an ape-like creature not from monkeys. Monkeys have tails, apes dont.

[@breeinatree4811]

​@@jesusislife9259😏

[@hikkchik]

​@@jesusislife9259It's a Bible, not a textbook. God didn't explain HOW He did things, just that He did them. And even the Bible says that animals came before man. How do you know what process He used to create man? You don't.

[@jesusislife9259]

@@hikkchik Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul." Gen. 1: 27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." Any more questions?

[@wilburdilburtsonesquire4919]

I usually don’t like monkeys…but gotta say…this vid changed my mind.

[@jessicawhite19]

That cat is in a serious deep sleep 😁

[@MrKouzan]

To quote a guy I watch, Dolph C. Volker, I dont know a single animal that doesnt like grooming or being groomed.

[@GanjaMash]

4:30 Gave up real food to eat dead skin

[@ksmongeau4632]

they love grooming... it`s so cute...

[@lauraskitchen5706]

Oh the little lip smacking so cute!

[@MorrisChannel4]

That first monkey was super happy to groom!

[@lewishorsman2219]

12:36 that guy looks like a character off boardwalk empire 😂

[@melissasaint3283]

I realize the lupsmacking is a friendly, affectionate signal, But I like to imagine its the monkey going, "mmm fleas! Yumm yumm yummy, come ooon fleas! Yum!"

[@videomasterdos]

Reject humanity, return to Monke

[@crimtek]

very interesting tbh

[@Vestegnenforlife]

When is the next video coming out?? I❤️ this Channel🙌🏾

[@joesph7684]

funnny monke

[@JulieT..]

Cat: meowwwwwyesssssssss 🐈

[@chrisdavidson8525]

9:50 rare inside footage of the human's captor.

[@waitwhat6882]

Lol. Even the cat loves it

[@EuanWhitehead]

I think most if not all animals love it, it's so relaxing. Even when my dog lied down with me on my bed and I stroke him he loves it.

[@CptNemo-l3s]

Oh, so this is how asmr started in our evolution 😊

[@cncredalert3replays424]

can you share the link for the orginal videos please?

[@kaiju42]

I'm not sure about the rest but the last one is Teresa Bullock. Look her up, she's got more fantastic videos like this :)

[@oluchiibe98]

Here's the link to the first one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eX3Kd4KcbK13qa8 The fifth one I believe is from pet motel. I don't know the exact video, but her channel has plenty of monkey grooming on it

[@jeffrey3530]

i dont know why this is so relaxing

[@Sacredkittycat]

Good job this is the best one yet !!

[@bungalowfeuhler1541]

The carrot makes for a handy censorship square.

[@AeonAxisProductions]

Theyre probably like "where the fuck is the rest of your fur?"

[@realmsdos]

That cat is on another planet that time

[@michaelauerbach7016]

Loved this. I just want know, who is the idiot that decided it was a good time to rearrange his toolbox? All in all, still pretty good!!

[@damianescalante8444]

Love the first clip

[@elikkkk]

That cat is either dead or LOOOOVING IT

[@zerogrey3798]

If you're gonna steal other peoples videos and make a compilation out of it then you should credit the original uploaders.

[@tsutl84]

If you are going to make this comment on this video then get to work doing it on 50% of the videos on KZbin.

[@Peachyy87]

So many cute things in this video 😍😍😍

[@Nesgimp]

Serious question what is up with the mouth or lips smacking even when there is nothing getting eaten?

[@СветаБрилева-й3ы]

Интересная подборка!!! 🐒👍👍👍

[@tenaciouscr6186]

I want a monkey so that it can groom my hair but it’s probably challenging to keep one as a pet and would require an expert or someone who has a lot of knowledge about le monke

[@tafarijaygaming1807]

Not really hard tbh my brother has one…my brother has a room in his house that is super big and it basically a giant cage that the monkey just plays in 🤣 but they are basically like baby’s just a lot more active lol and as far as food you don’t have to buy as much like if you had a pet tiger or something

[@megaroo6110]

@@tafarijaygaming1807 some species can live 40 plus years and they are never house broken, that’s 40 years of changing diapers and having your house smell like they monkey house at the zoo. They make awful pets and a vast majority are dumped in sanctuaries when they reach sexual maturity, and that’s after they’ve been neutered and had their teeth pulled out. According to the US fish and wildlife service 90% of monkeys owners fail within the first 5 years. Species like macaques have a special hatred for small children and will attack for no other reason than it amuses them. And the shit flinging, yeah that isn’t just a myth. They’re illegal in most US sates, Europe and most of Asia to own as pets for good reason.

[@EuanWhitehead]

My dog, and I guess cats too are ironically many times cleaner than these monkeys that are apparently much more intelligent.

[@jagoldenpyrenees491]

​@@EuanWhiteheadMost Dogs are about as intelligent as the lesser primates.

[@kathrynbellerose3925]

The cat….This is working.

[@gailjohnston7667]

What kind of monkey is that, the first one? He's so cute

[@prescott1960]

I love watching this

[@woowoo4397]

I want a relationship like that cat and monkey

[@deletednet3919]

Don’t we all 😔

[@silviadowdell7761]

These monkeys better be getting paid at least 15 bananas per hour

[@ТатьянаХуторная-ф8х]

Котяре счастье привалило,балдеет.

[@priceyricey]

What’s the second monkey got on it’s back?

[@knoxvillehermitfreemoviesm3625]

I don't know but that is definitely one weird looking monkey.

[@priceyricey]

Knoxville Hermit FREE Movies, Music and More yeah it is. I was just a bit worried it was some kind of restraint or something cruel

[@Girlpower648]

Fur

[@quovadis5429]

I would love to see the cat grooming footage reshot from a flea's POV.

[@latonyasoloman5700]

So beautiful only if this society has the same warmth and care

[@Vaillle]

Monkeys from different troops can be exceptionally brutal and barbaric toward each other in actuality, same as humans and many other animal species when in competition for survival with other groups or species. To pretend as if humans don’t innately have those same instincts for survival is kinda silly to me. We just express it very differently or in a more abstracted manner. We also are self conscious in a way animals aren’t and that does complicate things, but it also allows us to deviate from primarily instinctual and biological drives to pursue meaning and reason which are a phenomenon unseen elsewhere in the animal kingdom. Still, I would agree that this video was wonderfully peaceful and pleasant.☺️

[@knoxvillehermitfreemoviesm3625]

What is it they are looking for so intently?

[@MrByootox]

Bugs and small insects primarily.

[@duffman18]

Mainly dead skin

[@jsoc99]

Good mouth sound!

[@OsitoFuriosito]

The first clip is very good

[@SalvatoreEscoti]

What are they picking up in the Hair or on the bare skin?

[@misfit2548]

Just dead skin and dandruff.

[@medievaltorturetechnician1980]

What breed of monkey was grooming the cat?

[@BrownCameraman29]

The cat purr tho

[@elwoodziggurat]

But are they actually eating anything?? what can be found in a regular person's healthy hair/skin? 0_0

[@sydneebean99]

They are actually getting any dry skin or dandruff that we might have up there. It is also a form of bonding between the two :) and the chattering they make with their mouths is them concentrating, much like some of us stick our tongues out while working on something

[@Тоналка-д8ь]

@@sydneebean99 haha i like the comparison that sticking out the tongue :P

[@rudyvassay]

Just dry skin, dandruff, any sort of semi edible item they find

[@Girlpower648]

@@sydneebean99 who actually sticks out their tounge while working

[@deletednet3919]

Girlpower648 me sometimes

[@juanok2775]

In this clip he be finding the real stuff

[@frankyboy999999]

im kind of sad for the gorilla its look like he in a small cage

[@majalazi8354]

Pekne jak je s kocickou ❤❤❤

[@Jocelynngoslin]

11:46 why is this guy out here looking like Arthur Shelby? Lol

[@nickjreese8003]

🤣🤣🤣I see it now

[@Jin88866]

LOVE IT!

[@harutogames9204]

That chimp was actually trying to i guess draw idk but thats fuckin wild

[@Ph8lan]

For the second monkey....do they plug it in at night or something?

[@klaybiggins4040]

I thought my cat was thorough... this is on an entirely different level. Do all pet monkeys do this?

[@jurgensplurgen8972]

Is the 4th one SPG's wingman?

[@rypulliam]

I feel bad knowing there's no bugs for him to eat in the hair, still very soothing for all

[@ThePeacefulIsWillingTo]

If the monke has Uncle Roger personality: Why not so many hair hooman? HAIYA! So weak so weak

[@ilovesesshomarusama716]

I need more of this

[@twt8867]

But more importantly- the cat.

[@prettypolished3891]

I thought i was alone 😂