Unintentional ASMR Storytelling to help you sleep from VERY soft spoken Scottish gentleman

[@PureUnintentionalASMR]

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[@yousufdembele4604]

I'm Muslim and I dont mind listening to him, relax people lol

[@FactFlix3]

Lmao same

[@seditiouswalrus]

All religions are a load of BS anyway.

[@williamafton3744]

@@seditiouswalrus what ever you believe in bud

[@thechinaman907]

3li0 well someone had to have made us

[@yeshuaislordtruly6494]

Jesus died for your sins ❤️ He loves you so much and wants to save you from your sins. He said “Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me” (John 14:6) I stumbled around in darkness (homosexuality, New Age) and Jesus turned it around for me

[@cerealonmytoast7035]

Everyone commenting about how mean all the comments are...i have yet to see a mean comment

[@liamsynthhead]

Yours is the meanest comment I’ve ever read 😢

[@differentmusic6654]

Him: “I had this amazing experience of self-actualization that happened to be a church that I’d love to share” The comments: “Jesus man dumb”

[@Mrmonkey1488]

Yeah people love to hate on Christians

[@Mrmonkey1488]

@h yeah but their is no reason to relentlessly insult them for what they believe

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@h men. There were several.

[@jc9005]

People are so mad about what he's talking about, if you don't like it just change the video lmao

[@t00manytentacles33]

I don't think people are mad, just tired of religious nonsense & don't want it polluting their ASMR.

[@hydra_lisk]

@@t00manytentacles33 and? is it such an issue for a man to be talking about his faith? does it annoy you that much?

[@Refulgent_Rascal]

@@t00manytentacles33 oh so the political nonsense is ok though yeah? Because it's what you agree with, everything you agree with is fine but everything else is "polluting". Get a grip and learn some mindfulness on how not to be offended. Offence is never given, only taken.

[@Mrmonkey1488]

T00ManyTentacles then...don’t watch the video?

[@Sgtviolence]

The problem today is that everyone wants to be a jerk. You can disagree but respect the person’s right to feel as they do and just don’t be a jerk. Very easy.

[@Ne0nZombie]

I love his accent :) I keep coming back to this video whenever I’m just doing nothing and want to listen to something as I decide what else to do

[@purelysmetalnightcore]

Imagine being so pressed about a religious discussion lol.

[@eZwonTooFwee]

*positive video about revelation, love, hope, and being open minded* *comments are filled with angry people criticizing this man over his beliefs, while claiming that him and his religion are closed minded and negative.* Ironic.

[@daygon128]

No surprise. It's written that will happen.

[@Mrmonkey1488]

Yeah the edgy atheists are everywhere

[@mortyjames5897]

I'm not religious and I feel embaressed that others like me behave this way.

[@mhm77887]

@@mortyjames5897 same

[@Max-el7zd]

I’m Jewish and I found this video relaxing. The religion is second to his message.

[@nimrodred5509]

I mean our religion does come from yours 🤷‍♂️

[@Scutezo]

@@nimrodred5509 that has nothing to do with what he said

[@worthless_opinion]

I pray you find Jesus, brother.

[@pianoman5259]

Im an atheist, I don't understand how people get upset with this, sure you might disagree but it's a thought process, he has literally never done a thing to anyone and people are getting mad at him for thinking one way, besides this is soothing, sleep.

[@littlebubbleguy]

this is TOP tier

[@Littlebigbot]

While I have entirely different beliefs than this man, he's very interesting and I find no reason to belittle him. Imagine what a boring world this would be if everyone were identical in thought and belief.

[@Nicky392WB]

Not having an open mind, excuse me, just a willingness to accept that people are all different in their own shape, way, form, religion, anything, is what is killing us.

[@jgsh8062]

Joe Exotic the despicable actions of some people in the name of Christianity are not indicative of every Christian’s attitude. Nice try though.

[@itstheclaires8756]

Joe Exotic imagine a world where people don’t kill each other over drugs, or money, or gang affiliation, imagined or real slight or insult, pride, national origin, racial heritage, wrong place wrong time, too much knowledge, discovery that could cost large corporations money, want of power, corruption, get the picture?

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@Joe Exotic only 7% of wars have been fought over religion exclusively. Get a new argument.

[@jgsh8062]

@Joe Exotic Trying to ignore the fact Diane just presented by sticking your fingers in your ears and regurgitating stereotypes? Pathetic. Shit off.

[@MarshallLush]

What a lovely accent from a humble man. Regardless of personal beliefs, his voice is soothing and calming and his human experiences are quite interesting. I’m a Newfoundlander (the big-ass island on the Eastern coast of Canada), and we were settled by Irish and British, so those accents spawned very unique versions here. The Scots settled Nova Scotia, the next province over, and I’ve always wished they had stopped here instead, because it’s such a wonderful accent, I’d have loved to have grown up around it closer. But videos like this make up for it. All the accents from the UK, England, and surrounding areas are truly wonderful. Thanks to the uploader!

[@digitalmeta33]

As an atheist, Im relaxing here

[@digitalmeta33]

As an overthinker I can't ignore his points and basically have a convo with myself

[@leewharton2013]

Unfortunately I cant listen after the ghost comment straight away. Nice voice though.

[@digitalmeta33]

@@leewharton2013 i was probably slept by then

[@gingechicken7394]

@@leewharton2013 my trick is to turn it down and make it unintelligible

[@LimoneneDaddy]

@@gingechicken7394 yeah thats a good technique for many of these unintended/unintelligible ASMR videos, as well as many of these ASMR videos that I've found in foreign languages, too - those tend to be VERY effective/relaxing when the volume is down low and all you can hear is the speaker talking softly in this language, i personally love it.

[@prolebenz251]

The vision to me sounds like it was a saint visiting him. This man is so blessed he's so deep in the faith i hope i can get there someday ✝️❤️

[@d66dle]

idk why but the ASMR is even better in black & white

[@bluerabbit7245]

I knew I'd seen this gentleman somewhere else! Guitar lessons! Very relaxing and interesting to listen to. Thank you :)

[@LucasLiteracyLab]

I absolutely love this man.

[@brettneuberger6466]

Hey....he’s on my guitar playlists. If you like him, Google his guitar channel. He’s quite a character.

[@bumly7149]

When I put on videos like this, babies don't sleep as well as I do

[@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121]

As a Christian, I love these.

[@vanessa4587]

I love this. Thank you for sharing. I'm going to go subscribe to his channel so I can hear more stories💖

[@stay-fm]

this was so soothing and the message was beautiful ☺️ i kinda really needed it

[@brievictoria2383]

Beautiful testimony, and relaxing to boot! God is good in infinite ways! Blessings to all:)

[@tammyparker1062]

Thank you for sharing ❤️

[@Kaleesh_General27]

Dang there’s a lot of salty atheists in these comments lol

[@williamafton3744]

Right

[@MinjisHusband-o1t]

this is great

[@lidarachel8935]

I Love how just reading the Bible/God's Word led him to Christ! I love how God works!❤😁

[@riggs20]

What an interesting and peaceful voice! I could listen to him regularly!

[@gintonic003]

This guy usually does guitar reviews on YT.

[@JohnCouplandguitar]

Well spotted 003.

[@gintonic003]

@@JohnCouplandguitar And I have watched and enjoyed them all from the Yamaha Pacifica to the classical Ibanez thinline (from memory) :)

[@ernestgrouns8710]

I really and truly enjoyed this, thanks for sharing it. Does this gentleman have a KZbin channel?

[@USNavyMC]

This gentleman died 137 years ago.

[@ernestgrouns8710]

@@USNavyMC LOL!! No worries, I found it. :).

[@USNavyMC]

@@ernestgrouns8710 great!

[@zipitydoda2000]

Psalm 22 written 1000 years before Jesus died for our sins on the cross; tells of His suffering for our sins. God is great and purely Holy. God Bless!

[@d.j.bmaskedman4783]

Why can’t other people accept other people’s beliefs?

[@t00manytentacles33]

Something that the jesus freaks have historically had a massive problem with doing themselves eh?

[@t00manytentacles33]

@Joe Exotic hope you're keeping well Joe, glad to see they've given you access to KZbin in the clink.

[@LIBOFFENDER44]

@@t00manytentacles33 lol what about Muhammad who was a pedophile that married a 9 year old my man. But we wont talk anymore about that. See how easy it is to disrespect another religion bud.

[@GallumA]

@@t00manytentacles33 no.. christians have lived along side every other religion peacefully, today, and in history. if all you do is know about the bad times then obviously you have a skewed perspective. bad news sticks though.

[@t00manytentacles33]

@@LIBOFFENDER44 I think the same of all religions, it's all poison, just a different variety of Magic Sky Ghost that they murder each other over

[@Christ_King25]

I hope you all take the message, for the message of Christ himself- the first message to us, and the last by the Kingdom ✝️

[@blairbrownie1223]

I love this story. Actually, I have a similar one, minus the lilting, soothing voice

[@omarmendoza7150]

Jesus Christ is king of kings!!!

[@Dylan21]

anyone know when the first one was filmed?

[@JohnCouplandguitar]

I made the first in 2012 and the second in 2017.

[@Dylan21]

@@JohnCouplandguitar woah! thanks for replying! i didn't expect YOU to answer my question.

[@nuniobinez4066]

Liked the first half, but got lost during the story. Still very relaxing.

[@maxruehl]

Sounds like Billy Connolly without the jokes.

[@nuniobinez4066]

A lot cleaner too, lol.

[@jerzmecooks3910]

He looks like he could be Alan Cummings dad

[@stevenangel342]

Do more videos

[@TheNinjaCoffee]

Thank you for sharing this. You should check out R.Grant Jones on his reviews. His voice is very relaxing and calm.

[@QuantumNachos]

oooh discount john oliver, ding!

[@uh0oo]

If you rebel against atheist parents and become a Christian, is that rebelling or clever parents?

[@pianoman5259]

Depends on whether or not they wanted you to be Christian

[@stuffthings3728]

Hmmm the washing machine...

[@stephenmichael9760]

Hi! Love your channel and content! But heads up, your Amazon link is broken. 😬

[@josephca1n]

John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.”

[@alliecattlopez537]

He's yelling...😂 but love the accent.🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@streetwisehercules9956]

Posh Scottish

[@sdovas]

Unfortunately he looks far too much h like Mitch McConnell for me to watch & listen simultaneously. Zzzzzzzzzzz

[@Me-hs4jj]

God he’s devilishly good.

[@PaulKotta]

The audio hiss is annoying.

[@nbbear55]

I don't have it very loud and it reminds me of an old radio or old TV. Relaxing for me.

[@Amysbiblereads]

The original video was filmed over 7 years ago lol

[@Andyc18]

The background white noise actually helps me to feel more sleepy. So it's a win win for me 😂

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

That's what makes the video wtf are you on about

[@doc2146]

Christians should give the Old Testament back to the Jews. Christianity begins with Christ. Too much of the Old Testament contradicts Christ’s teaching. ( Eye for an Eye versus Turn the Other Cheek).

[@JohnCouplandguitar]

The Bible story strikes me as a progression from barbarism to civilisation. In Genesis 4 Lamech says he will be avenged 7 fold. Much later Moses dilutes that to eye for an eye. Later still Jesus says, 'Love even your enemies.' The carpenter takes a log, turns it into planks and then turns the planks into furniture.

[@Beergaming69]

The Old Testament is still good to have for history’s sake

[@BarbedWireSounds]

Super relaxing voice, but I can’t help but find it absolutely batshit crazy that you’re thanking God for closing the bar to send you a message. That action would cost a bunch of people their jobs and incomes.

[@gwonkbinku309]

Guess I'm first

[@gregorcollins]

It’s interesting to note that the atheists in the comments never underwent more shall we say extraneous rumblings

[@Momo-ek1xy]

love that you guys come to save this guy but bash any new age videos. Its the saaaame shit.

[@davidsullivan5540]

Benefit scrounger finds god to justify his lazy life - minimal shop 'work'. Gets ME and overcomes it remarkably quickly.

[@blairansellfraser]

Seems to be a parallel between the effectiveness of the ASMR and the level of nonsense being spoken (in my opinion)

[@LouigiVerona]

This is definitely a factor for me. I noticed that my brain reacts to either nonsense or someone being really wrong about something sincerely.

[@itscjhey]

Right? They all seem to speak so softly and calmly as well...

[@Roller_Ghoster]

Complete twaddle. Buddhism offers much better ways to handle life's ups and downs. Good ASMR all the same.

[@Jesus_Saves_66]

Buddha does nothing for you and it can’t save you… you need to be saved and set free from all the evil you do… but you prefer your religion because you get to dedicate the rules. Jesus Christ calls you to repentance and faith and to live according to His Laws through His Holy Spirit. Repent of your sins and call upon Jesus for salvation.

[@chrisg5685]

Beautiful voice, staggering lack of self awareness. Makes it hard to relax unfortunately.

[@Littlebigbot]

Says the guy who thinks he's a famous suicidal author. Right.

[@itstheclaires8756]

@@Littlebigbot thank you! I was about to say from a person who calls themselves Ernest Hemingway...

[@jamieholland1827]

If he is believing what is right for him, how is that a lack of SELF awareness ? You are not him. So you cannot comment on his self awareness. The irony is unreal.

[@chrisg5685]

@@jamieholland1827 You're confusing delusion with self awareness. Also you need to look up what irony means. Anyway it doesn't really matter - if this sort of message chimes with you them enjoy it.

[@chrisg5685]

@@Littlebigbot You realise I don't actually think I'm Ernest Hemingway right?

[@ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz]

Nice ASMR but I honestly prefer the con people rather than religious bollocks.

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

That's bc you're an edge lord Nobody likes edge lords

[@bryanerdmann]

Nice voice does not make up for the shite he talks about.

[@system1912]

Lost me at Jesus lol. Nah.

[@kevinbill9574]

You are lost without Jesus

[@ajesco]

@Jamie Pritchard You look exactly like the type of person who'd say that.

[@t00manytentacles33]

@@kevinbill9574 imbecile

[@kevinbill9574]

@@t00manytentacles33 there's a death bed waiting for all of us

[@ajesco]

@Jamie Pritchard And lacking all wisdom and self-awareness to boot. Show, don't tell, my man.

[@t00manytentacles33]

Absolute drivel, what utter tripe he talks, no matter how softly spoken.

[@Jayfive276]

Oh just fuck off would you?

[@bigshug8576]

Quite like the asmr but the wee made up story is a load of nonsense