Unintentional ASMR 👞 Traditional English Clog Maker / Wood Shoemaker

[@bumpydoo1183]

I can't speak for anyone else but i find these unintentional asmr videos so educational.

[@FerdiCildiz]

me too!

[@darthmusturd9526]

I actually watch these for pure edu-tainment rather than “asmr” because I like the editing on these more

[@alverygrissom2544]

the ASMR chills my ADHD, normally i'd only be able to watch this in 4-5 minutes increments and then forget about it halfway through the relaxing effect keeps me focused

[@greymote9794]

“I did this in 5-10....” Me: “Hours?” “Minutes.” Me: “WHAT.”

[@bryanmcknight2243]

HAHA ikr! It'd take me a few redwood trees worth of wood and a couple years just to make ONE clog, let alone a pair! This guy's good!

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Literally what I thought

[@jmsheyworth]

Hahahaha dude I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThelegalSWAG]

LMFAOOOOO

[@WEOFFNDR]

I thought he was going to say YEARS

[@cholulahotsauce6166]

It’s definitely not triggering any asmr, but it’s wonderful seeing someone work skillfully, especially when you would have no idea how the finished product is made without the video.

[@MegaEpstein]

Adolf Stalin ))))))) nice name

[@MegaEpstein]

ha ha, i like his pace

[@rdu239]

You need high skill to use these odd apparatus

[@dearmadeline]

speak for urself when he sliced that wood with the thing i was in heaven

[@rdu239]

Abby Madeline He is slicing that wood like its butter, is inner core wood really that soft?

[@hellhander]

That is a Silent Hill weapon if i've ever seen one.

[@astral_plane_crash]

hellhander underrated comment

[@Jayderica]

What a pair of clogs? 😉

[@CalvinJGreen]

Surprised this is only the 3rd top comment lol That was my first reaction

[@ro4eva]

Silent Hill -- Beloved IP. Especially the first three.

[@kenderkapitany420]

bloodborne saw cleaver imo

[@Fifty8day]

That looks so difficult. That guy is so skilled

[@trenholland1372]

I find people so passionate about something remarkably obscure to induce the most ASMR in videos like these.

[@jond007]

Underrated comment.

[@jamesmcclaren9759]

“… One curve IMPRINTED on my brain.”He’s mastered one style, one way, using this technique. This is underratedly insightful

[@BestUnintentionalASMR]

I liked watching this Clog Maker a lot (he goes quite into detail sometimes about various parts, maybe too much for your taste). what he said after 38:24 made me a bit melancholic, but I still hope you enjoy this video and the wood-carving sounds

[@pauloseibert]

that part is just about the sandals with those buttons I think.

[@nneisler]

He makes clogs very interesting

[@limerence8365]

I found a video you could use, hopefully. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f56kdKSlZ7-nrqc

[@albertjordan3249]

I just thought it was funny

[@enterusername7412]

Just imagine getting up and ready for work just to find out your shoes have termites.

[@gamesandroses9258]

Hes obviously very good seing as he still has all his fingers 😂😂

[@nickv.6712]

And I'm here again on the side of KZbin where at normal hours I wouldn't be here but since it's 3:30am this feels about right.

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

@@Willowtree82 I think I've seen you glancing at the political thrillers. Those are always good

[@duskfall_777]

I didn't know the nostalgia critic made shoes.

[@kalteich]

He makes clogs so you don't have to!

[@adriancastro3232]

Fuck, I came to comment that

[@teh7634]

I came for the ASMR but stayed for the clog making

[@bigdorkification]

This is one of those things that looks far easier than it actually is

[@evanharlow6071]

bigdorkification (x) Doubt

[@anthonyspencer766]

Exactly. He makes it look easy because he is so damned skilled at this. Its really quite amazing. The amount of coordination that was happening with he was using that 3rd blade to cut the notch all the way 'round the shoe. Unreal. You don't see many people in the world anymore doing things like this. Machines have taken over. Its really a pleasure to see this.

[@bigdorkification]

Anthony Spencer True that. Appreciate it whilst it lasts.

[@burlapjack1464]

EvanTheGamer ETG the fuck are you doubting?

[@LucasJodokast]

Easy? That looks hard as fuck lol

[@Graynoble1]

The man used a wobbly blade attached to a short chain to form and cut wood better than experts I've seen with a power saws.

[@BliggySmawz]

Clog knives would be great in a zombie apocalypse.

[@Flackon]

AwakeMode as long as you can grab the zombie and hold it still under the bench!

[@MichelleCaruana]

AwakeMode yes!

[@light819]

I I am pretty sure he means detached from it's base

[@Flackon]

He likely means detached. I was humorously pointing what a ridiculous idea that is. Realize how he explains that the handle is angled to aid in cutting in a curve and how the whole handle and blade reinforcement is made of forged iron. It would made for a ridiculously bad weapon. Heavy, unwieldy, hard to aim your strike and with a great chance of injuring yourself more than the enemy you swing it to

[@evanharlow6071]

I. It detaches

[@jameskirkbydrums]

love this. showing how much care and detail (not to mention the work!) that goes into something so traditional, feels slightly fulfilling :)

[@nevvy3809]

it makes me so happy to see people genuinely enjoy and are passionate about jobs that could normally be seen as out of the ordinary or unusual, as long as it's still normal and harmless, of course.

[@Beer_Dad1975]

ASMR aside, this was damn interesting! My grandfather was a cobbler, but he got senile and died before I was old enough to talk to him about this stuff so it was really interesting to see something along a similar line as to what he did. Yeah, I'm a huge nerd, interested in how everything works. Anyway, thanks, it was cool!

[@trystanmccoy2387]

Then I'm a nerd too lmao

[@3DGvisuals]

If I tried that just one time, then I'd end up looking like the pirate out of Family Guy

[@Jayderica]

3DGvisuals “Me father was a tree”

[@randy7068]

A true craftsman who still wears corduroys.

[@plopperator]

and clogs

[@light819]

Amazing control on his knife

[@dwilok9162]

light819 ...said the braid right after the wedding night 😉

[@jrhamilton4448]

That blade is exquisite, well made is putting it mildly. As a bladesmith I can truly appreciate this type of tool.

[@jeremyatkinson4976]

Made of wrought iron and blister steel, possily due to similar contraction rates.

[@alwaysasleep]

I'm only five minutes in but I had to stop to say oooooh man this is such a marvelous find. Thank you!

[@BestUnintentionalASMR]

thanks:)

[@welwitschia]

No asmr for me here, but watched the whole thing because it was fascinating. I love this sort of master artisan videos.

[@D.Antony]

Amazing. His skills are absolutely superb. Especially considering that his cutting tools are rather crude.

[@criticalfayle7509]

The Tower of London called they want their beheading axe back sir

[@blackice7317]

The struggle in his voice is priceless. You can hear his experience of having to fix clogs for years.

[@shoqvaive1842]

Gotta be your best find yet, i always keep coming back to this when i can't sleep.

[@shirleydrake1602]

Bet the apprenticeship for this job was 10 years or better. Imagine getting that kind of precision using such a large knife.

[@B-Durry]

telling from how these heavy tools are held to the table with with a simple iron ring, the man must have excellent core strength, the ability to guide the majority of the heavy iron tool through the wood whilst also manipulating the wood to achieve the right cut must need so much strength. almost like holding a pull up mid air for 5-10 seconds. Looking at his hands also, this man is a very skilled wood worker.

[@BigBrianStormer]

It looks like it would be a clumsy tool in the wrong hands, but he's amazingly precise with it

[@ADB-zf5zr]

I never once in my life thought that Cloggs could be interesting, let alone comfortable or decent looking..... Surprisingly good video...... about Cloggs :D

[@NurulFSkywalker]

I have zero interest in clogs, English clogs or even any SHOE in general yet I sat through this entire thing just mesmerised. It’s beautiful watch such skills.

[@WPT1776]

It's always fascinating watching a skilled craftsman work. Wonderful video. Very educational.

[@GenXican84]

Python comedy skit, The Clog Cobbler Cuts himself while working knife, blood gushing everywhere ."That? It's just a nick,that. As I was saying..why is the room spinning?!!"

[@brenthumphreys5747]

Would not describe this as ASMR have every respect for this mans skilled workmanship... hardly anyone is able to use their hands in such a way these days.

[@JoeCool-fb7uf]

Wood cutting, and natural breathing are great ASMR. Even the lisp.

[@MrRemorseless]

That wood shaver thing would make a sick Dark Souls weapon

[@sofaoverlord7501]

whhen he was like "5-6 minutes" i couldnt help me like naaaahh, surely not. Boom, done.

[@mariew4422]

I think the noise of the hook is what created asmr for some people. I experienced asmr from that part hearing it jingle lightly as he mad the thin cuts

[@axia95]

him: eh it took me about 5-10 minutes to do this me: yeah sounds easy when you use a bandsa- him: *and heres the knocker*

[@jeremyatkinson4976]

Haven't got one

[@andrewvitale7128]

What tools and what a gifted artist!

[@rdu239]

When I first read clog master I thought he is a plumber

[@GroundhogKim]

Itsa me a more fancy mario

[@MickeyD2012]

That is the most badass paper cutter I've ever seen.

[@Hanklerfishies]

This is very good. Thank you for finding it.

[@billwiggy]

I really enjoy when the dude is like, "Don't ask me why," on different stuff.

[@bryanmcknight2243]

God bless merry old England! This guy kicks ass. SO many tingles hehe. :D Thanks for sharing and thanks to our good buddy for teaching us how to make some pimped out clogs!

[@matthewdickson7838]

Just love watching his vlogs over and over i have afew pairs of clogs but id like a pair made by him very neat and refined ...

[@zcadwresx]

ASMR makes people with lisps into rock stars. :)

[@marcribes4600]

Jesus Christ walked over the waters because he had lovely shoes like that.

[@cagenation4958]

Wow he makes that look easy, I'm pretty sure I would cut a body part off if I tried that

[@SessVlogs]

To those saying “not ASMR” - just because it’s not a trigger for you doesn’t mean it’s not a trigger for anyone! Please don’t discourage people from uploading different types of ASMR or we’re going to be invaded by the same old tapping and mouth noises.

[@Jayderica]

Sess So true!! The tapping and mouth noises do nothing for me. It’s nice to have variation :-)

[@mr.battle20]

True. I personally don't like the whispering, slobbering in my ear "ASMR" that's out there. This is at least fairly relaxing and not obnoxious.

[@cplan2k]

Sess stfu you fetishist

[@fscorpion678]

Sess it’s way too loud to be asmr

[@nightowl2749]

Ugh oh. This didn't trigger there asmr and now you triggered their emotions hahaha. I hear you. It's nice to have different things out there.

[@ricochet188]

That looks so satisfying oh my god

[@SoberIrishman]

Geez....what a blade that tool is...and he has all his fingers.... 🍀🍀

[@sashajoliecoeurasmr8532]

Not all ASMR videos are going to be for the vanilla ASMR crowd. Believe it or not, just like sex, some like their ASMR rough and loud :D

[@hahaohno329]

Sasha Lamoureux sex and asmr are both best rough I don’t make the rules

[@doobisbone]

👏

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Jeez

[@FOPO313]

Ok

[@trequor]

I am the 69th like on this comment

[@thedr00]

This is amazing.

[@ehsan_shardum]

that wood looks so smooth and glosy

[@holnrew]

Very relaxing and absorbing

[@LilyGrace95]

The ASMR only kicked in after half an hour for me. Very educational though, learned a lot :)

[@brettd530]

Cool video. Those tools are sweet.

[@brianvittachi6869]

That blocker looked like something medieval. I never knew such a tool existed.

[@MrUnit731]

Beautiful craftsmanship.

[@jackhenderson2562]

He shall now be called Bob Clogs

[@barcelonabrown9907]

What a remarkable man. Exceptional skill. Love to pop in on a Saturday with tea and scones to barter if he let me watch until noon time.

[@Jayfive276]

I NEED SOME NAVY CLOGS FOR WAR.

[@cjeam9199]

Jayfive276 hehe ASMR memes

[@ScorchLuminas]

@@cjeam9199 yesss, they have been ESTABLISHED 😉

[@ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641]

So satisfying!

[@dark2ooth]

Can’t get over how wobbly the bench is.

[@Stadtpark90]

A tool and the shape imprinted in the brain of that man, and all the muscle memory of years and years of working. Oh, actually it’s different tools. 8:32 „The Blocker“ or „Stock Knife“; Clog Knife 11:44 „The Hollower“ 14:36 third tool (I use what caught on well, I took a cam(?)) „very much like a spoon knife“ 16:05 back to Stock Knife 18:34 „The Gripper Bit“ (V-blade) and a vanished tool maker (Matt Sears from Pembrokeshire) 22:54 Canadian Maple, Indian Water Buffalo; The standard „English“ way of nailing things vs how Thomas James did it with a piece of thread 25:47 how to get a straight onto a curve; then have the customer try it on: made to measure / benefits of a Village Trade 26:24 a Welsh Slipper was a yard boot; very economic use of materials 27:10 an english clasp - two manufacturers in the North: „John Watts“ and „Horsefields“ 28:00 five or six strands of cotton and two types of heavy wax (- one for winter, one for summer), a needle like a surgeons needle plus Russian Boar‘s Bristles; the old fashioned stitch: ideally it never comes lose (just by friction) and hides the joint, but you can’t fix it. 30:45 brass nails and bent iron 32:37 something I do that others don’t; something else you can do in addition / what they do in Spain; you don’t want the leather proud, especially not for a dancing clog 34:51 Clasps and Buttons 38:06 😊 38:46 Leather straight from the Tannery: Joseph Clayton, Chesterfield; also: traditional Leather Patterns are made from metal / tin(?) 41:12 examples of clogs made for customers Bit of a shame that the original playlist has so few views kzbin.info/aero/PLh90tMebFBJ-tbWMUkZINMZvKFufNj3MA

[@maximumaction1125]

Alright mate very good clog making from the country I have seen this before and mate you are the best clog maker that I have seen out of the 2

[@BoiledOctopus]

Now that's a pair of shoes that will outlast you.

[@Just_Call_Me_Tim]

The shrug at 00:11:05. I agree. And damn right he cuts the bevel with the BIG KNOIFE!

[@m.r.9127]

That blade would fit right in as a weapon in bloodborne

[@TheSenseiNeo]

Unbelievable, and so unique skill

[@spacewolves7253]

this is a man who really loves his trade

[@plopperator]

I'm glad I avoided a career in clog making.

[@BestUnintentionalASMR]

still better thank working in a corporate cubicle

[@midgetponey7121]

Why that?

[@plopperator]

It's looks boring and lonely.

[@jonaskonrad]

ploperator thats not the main reason you should consider. its a dying craftsmanship and you probably cant make a living from that... sad but true

[@styxzero1675]

it is probably more of a hobby than a work. He seems to atleast be very happy and passionate about it.

[@donbrown5414]

That is a great video and thanks for posting. My gggg grandfather Thomas Walton (1809-1883) of Allostock, Cheshire, identified himself as a “clogger or shoemaker”, in each census during; 1841, 1851, 1861, 1871 and even 1881. At the time of the 1881 census Thomas would have been 72. Your video has given me a sense of how much skill was involved, and the tools he may have used. Is it likley that he sold these shoes himself, or that he worked in a shop. Don Brown Newcastle Ontario.

[@jeremyatkinson4976]

Thanks for that!

[@Dr0dd]

Holy crap, those sounds when he's cutting the wood.

[@anthonyvu749]

you should try listening to Peter Draws his podcast or audiobook

[@FrozenSurf]

The voice of Jonathan Creek

[@dori-]

“Didn’t matter a damn” 😆❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@shoqvaive1842]

So fuccing satisfying mate.

[@Rambit]

Clog knife? KNIFE?! THAT THING IS A KNIFE?! M8 Crocodile Dundee would be impressed with that shit

[@KnowledgeVariable]

Nice work mate.

[@jeremyatkinson4976]

Thanks, but it's just a skill like any other. Not much call for muscle memory crafts anymore.

[@mario_breezy]

I followed the crack too. Back in 88 to 92

[@spookymagee7800]

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... Bob Crocs

[@n8o]

this was so interesting I'm up 45 minutes later than I should be instead of snoozing

[@michaelellard4664]

What great skills.

[@roberthyland9994]

I’m trying to figure out what the advantage of having the handle of that clog knife curving down toward the floor provides. It feels like it would be easier on your back and more controllable if it was in line with the spine of the knife or even curved slightly up.

[@Akron162]

Damn, that thing is sharp.

[@brenthumphreys5747]

Amazing skills.

[@seithbennett7221]

I hope the police over there don't arrest him for having a pointy object.

[@cola3889]

Yeah I would definitely have to carve myself a wooden leg after trying this.

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

does not tingle my shingles but this is so interesting, that blade....

[@paxe.j.1723]

The Yharnam cobbler.

[@MayerEO]

love the reference

[@tripoloski3226]

@Best Unintentional ASMR you should do the beginning of TheRelaxingEnd's unboxing videos

[@darklingcorner-yoisakinade7863]

Very interesting. Cool guy too.

[@J_GoTTi]

Not much for ASMR. But extremely intriguing. It’s beautiful too.

[@Aanapoda]

I love this video

[@whatbrettdid]

Holy shit this is satisfying.