Unknown P - Piers Morgan

It's here marndem! The debut single from Unknown P - 'Piers Morgan'.
Available on all platforms now: lnk.to/Piers-M...
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[@josephpeterhorne2366]

The funny thing is no matter the parody, Unkown P actually has some serious bars...

[@reeceyyeceer9380]

And then there’s some rappers who are actually rappers and have the deadest bars

[@josephpeterhorne2366]

@@reeceyyeceer9380 You Know...!!

[@mongooseops505]

I know why is this man fire

[@cov9290]

@@reeceyyeceer9380 they’re called drill rappers

[@chrisfricker7025]

That's because unknown p is actually an intelligent person, unlike the weed selling no education "rappers you see on KZbin"

[@rave8249]

My guy ain’t a drug dealer, he a street pharmacist

[@tuffymissile6384]

Underrated

[@DickinsonAlfred]

nononono hes a street chemist

[@Armendicus]

Apothecary

[@Les_MeilleursMCFC]

this comment has many facts in it so I will think the same thing that you are doing that is known as agreeing with you.

[@thesoberdrunkman9845]

a cobblestone pharmcist

[@epickabelo]

Unknown P isn't a gangster. He is an associate of a consortium of individuals who engage in malicious activities.

[@itzsanz2697]

underrated HAHAHAHAHA

[@Helicopter7]

underrated HAHAHAHAHA

[@yoham9586]

He isn’t in a gang he is in the mafia

[@jevz7512]

@@yoham9586 just had to ruin it 😑

[@yoham9586]

@@jevz7512 yes

[@ducktor_j]

“I’m like Piers, ‘cause I’ve got more dough than female deers” Just give this man his Grammy early

[@funnyvalentine6807]

"I send shots via royal mail"

[@bilaljafris389]

@@funnyvalentine6807 And I never pay for the tracking

[@joeytomato3839]

@@bilaljafris389 I bleed blue so its the Tory party

[@animelytical8354]

@@funnyvalentine6807 "I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking". Second part is *CRUCIAL.* His shots hit every time. 😙👌🏿

[@diegomunoz6819]

@@joeytomato3839 I’m backing, and the first name ain’t Eden

[@omegavfx3482]

Unknown P doesn't rap, he informs you with his speeches

[@dominicheppner5988]

Agreed

[@annadawkins3570]

Facts

[@Les_MeilleursMCFC]

I sincerely agree with your comment.

[@YBmunashe]

indeed

[@osamaobama6257]

Yes yes

[@cursedcatt2052]

"I'm a snatcher My new ting bad Margaret Thatcher" Best bar in the song

[@callumcallum1014]

Where is it

[@pekinduck9821]

@@callumcallum1014 0:54

[@callumcallum1014]

@@pekinduck9821 ok thanks , i also agree it is the best song

[@theamericanhero3955]

Sexy

[@animelytical8354]

Best bar gotta be "I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking"

[@annilgamsi1786]

Someone said he's rapping in Times New Roman

[@MunyaChawawa]

You marndem, you said it.

[@amakabeibe]

Bruuuhhhhhh

[@dukejamesmusic]

Used “someone said” so he could steal a comment without getting smoked for it. Clever thinking 😅

[@gergo_buzas]

He is rapping in Courier New (typewriter font)🧐

[@natv55]

@@gergo_buzas courier... good for the cartel 🤣🤣

[@ultrahanskb6718]

He doesn't steal, he unlawfully takes the possessions of others without their consent.

[@ashwin1322]

He purloins

[@tkcontrollergame226]

True

[@bababistril]

Against their consent

[@AruSharma04]

It's lawful when he does it.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@bababistril without

[@theo1559]

When the track is so fire that Piers Morgan quits his job

[@novam3rcy159]

He left to become a Drill Sergeant

[@odyssey8-officialchannel148]

The track sent him all the way back to Surrey

[@kingwithnobrim5080]

I WAS THE 1000TH LIKE

[@lukamodric1020]

Lmao

[@divinitylitty2630]

@@odyssey8-officialchannel148 😂😂😂😂

[@talonherring1970]

We need to get this legend into the UK top 40

[@wesleyaluko7894]

na more like top 10

[@PRODBYNXTHXN2]

Top 5 bro honestly

[@skengmanrammyfromthe9794]

Number 1 trending on yt would be nice too

[@MunyaChawawa]

Top 10 in Dulwich will do!

[@teem4800]

@@MunyaChawawa Hahaha

[@TheCNSR]

😂 Superb.

[@davidchurchman5771]

OOOOOH THE KING OF CHICKEN HIMSELF IS HERE

[@alligator8985]

all hail the chicken connoisseur

[@TheRadioactiveMaster]

no way

[@RealCristianoPenaldo]

Wag1 chicken yg

[@grangadang5939]

@@RealCristianoPenaldo he won't reply

[@animelytical8354]

"I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking" is legitimately one of the best bars I have heard this decade.

[@MikeStoneJapan]

tru dat

[@TcherryTHOREST]

I must have replayed it ten times! And also "1st name ain't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking".

[@JC-op4gx]

“Asked for a Sauvignon Blanc, and the waitress gave man a whine” cold ass bar 🔥

[@yt8co]

Saucy

[@LusoTrapo]

it was the Kano, maids in the manor bar for me

[@robbiedonoghue]

read this literally as he said it lmao

[@pastordonkoh7692]

went over many man's head

[@JC-op4gx]

@@pastordonkoh7692 📠

[@MunyaChawawa]

Marndem - this is it! I will not rest until we get a Top 100 tune in Surrey. 🧐 Piers Morgan out now on all platforms!

[@kevinnyangena5128]

pin your comment at the top mate.

[@C3O.2256]

Come Surrey then man, munya in the dunya

[@dukejamesmusic]

Up the Surrey Hunting Association 🙌🏿

[@Offical_Pura2023]

100%

[@samhammersley4366]

Pog

[@potatorecipe742]

Always wonder how many opp's he ran down in his wellies since the video dropped

[@ketama180]

why are you here eeeee

[@cyber6010]

@@ketama180 why are you here

[@sirfart.3826]

@@cyber6010 why are you here?

[@MightBeZom]

@@sirfart.3826 why are you here?

[@lifeisbread1197]

@@MightBeZom why are you here?

[@doomermurks6959]

He doesn’t make you text “lmao”. He makes you text “Absolutely Laughing My Buttocks Off My Backside.”

[@sticks6219]

This is the best comment here hahah

[@TransportCambs]

almbofb

[@vgalaxy6821]

ALMBOMB

[@justmo8431]

@legion Angel IRA?

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

@legion Angel is that where the term bomb came from?

[@dylanwhyte6943]

"and the first name ain't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking" Genius

[@OGCrick]

As a chelsea fan this reminds me we lost a god 💙

[@dylanwhyte6943]

@@OGCrick ok

[@ondank]

The previous line was about being a Tory and Anthony Eden was a Tory prime minister. If this was intentional (which I think it was as he uses the Anthony pronunciation not the Hazard pronunciation of Eden) then it's even more genius

[@realeyesrealisereallies97]

@@ondank obviously it was intentional

[@felixstorey8023]

legit

[@beck-us2kw]

Quite fascinating. He uses his superb knowledge of the English vocabulary to expertly craft rhymes. I must show my mate Bartholomew.

[@mysticalquilava]

Don’t you mean your close personal acquaintance, Bartholomew

[@TheSilviaGuy]

My, my, good sir, your humorous illustration has given me quite the chuckle! What a delightfully exquisite masterpiece of speech!

[@saulibus1]

Oh darling! What a meticulously transcripted observation of the most high calibre.

[@joshuasebastine5648]

"This music video cost £10,000, but that's only a drop in the ocean for Daddy" - Unknown P

[@natv55]

Daddy's a don!

[@scars5019]

More like dardyyy🤣🤣🤣

[@bubledits]

Class

[@joshuasebastine5648]

@Heyab Hagos it was in the premiere insta live

[@zayna5376]

HAHAH

[@prmse]

“The Great British back off” please tell me someone else heard that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zodsinclair8500]

Poet & Vuj gona be rolling on the floor when they hear bout this! Munya is Having a Nice! NO RULES!!!

[@jjay6432]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeatOnTheBeatOTC]

😂😂 truss

[@choko80uk]

😂😂😂

[@seanypthemc]

Yeah everyone heard that...

[@kaylanhussein8436]

"First name isn't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking" YOOOO!

[@txic.4818]

exactlyyy

[@denisucuuu]

GOAL GOAL GOAL

[@aneel89]

What an absolute legend! If only Martin and Tabatha were out the penn to celebrate with you 🙌🔥🔥🔥

[@MunyaChawawa]

Free 'em 😤

[@dukejamesmusic]

Free up Percy’s marndem. In the big house for tax evasion. Up the Surrey drillers.

[@kazm9669]

This isn't comedy anymore, this is art.

[@anatoos240]

those two aren't mutually exclusive

[@pizzaburger9928]

comedy is art tho

[@jaykavanagh7731]

Unknown P, good fellow. I hate to inform you but Piers Morgan is no longer "on telly"

[@thegr8winston]

LMFAOO

[@ketchup4978]

@@tinnedpianos indeed

[@Outflown]

​@@tinnedpianos ALMFBOMB

[@bryandiel6773]

thank you for the good news my dear chap...Im laughing my buttocks off of my backside rofl!!

[@Idk-dl3vk]

to fire that piers morgan went to become a drill sergeant

[@lewiss-qk9tt]

All please rise for the British national anthem

[@arjun3190]

Hmm

[@slygorilla4230]

God save piers Morgan

[@egotisticalgodofdestructio7555]

Pseudo British delusions are no good for a good blaster

[@remixed3609]

😂

[@antonioandrade4867]

All the kids in school “sippin on tea pass me a bourbon, had to run a man down in my willies now I’m on tele”😂

[@shana4979]

nah he’s actually outdone himself this year!

[@ShakeBeej]

What’s ur insta

[@muhammadmamdani7858]

I swear its so true

[@muhammadmamdani7858]

@@ShakeBeej stop simping boi

[@isbakernation]

@@muhammadmamdani7858 just respect him for reaching out to her. Doubt you would do such a thing. And if you have done something like that, (like chase after a girl.) then you’d respect him for going after her.

[@muhammadmamdani7858]

@@isbakernation aight bro chill

[@masterofdrip7533]

He doesn't shoot his enemies, he extirpates his contenders using lethal projectiles

[@shinigami1357]

This is a crime to drill that it doesn’t have millions of views

[@loganmoriarty3164]

If it was on grm daily more time would have

[@theassistant4997]

This has only been out for six days.

[@editor7354]

@@theassistant4997 wdc still needs millions of views lol

[@theassistant4997]

@@editor7354 yeah you’re right

[@editor7354]

@@theassistant4997 danke

[@cameronanderson1926]

"Got more homes than Sherlock" Unknown P - 2020

[@symir833]

damn boi

[@fortune6858]

"backing out rosemary backing out thyme and I never get caught for the crime, asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a whine". I died, it took me another listen to get the bar fully.

[@ThyFoulTarnished]

Bagging up*

[@EK-gd7hi]

How Americans see British people

[@Fortunaatp]

This one wasn’t even funny a year ago g

[@messedup8408]

😂

[@leinard1982]

Haven't heard that one before 🙄🙄

[@matthewlemaistre2614]

@@Fortunaatp well they thought we listened to Millie B so.....

[@_big_daddy_1659]

British “people” also this is the second best British person to ever exist

[@zakpollock5403]

This man does not roll with the gang, he calmy strolls around with his agressive acquaintances

[@Cameron-km4xs]

Lmao 🤣

[@kingbbeats2316]

Lmao, allow it.

[@unorthodoxpickle7014]

This man doesn't diss you, he verbally abuses you in a poetic manner

[@iceytysh5276]

This man is so smart, Piers himself has been trending since lockdown. This is a major business move as well as lyrical genius 👀

[@rihannan5634]

Fasts

[@ekaye6958]

@@rihannan5634 intermittent fasts

[@strongboy7289]

Piers needs to give this man some royalties.

[@bo55abu]

"i got homes like sherlock", thats a hard bar styll

[@adamwatkins8044]

*still

[@bo55abu]

@@Titanicsubmarine what are u on abt lol

[@jackzytfn8066]

@@bo55abu Mad bars ygm

[@zewexa6739]

@@bo55abu init that Yute is some gay guy

[@deathtrap5556]

@@adamwatkins8044 you're american

[@Max-kp3ir]

Watching this after Piers Morgan left Susan Reid

[@bloodyjames1245]

“It’s marks n Spencer’s limited edition” you can’t hate this guy man. Legend. 😂😂😂

[@justan8-bitm0nk3y9]

i know you cant bro

[@zmatin8792]

I do believe he said marks and Spencers limited edition

[@jayattipoe6597]

Limited edition.

[@uncontrollable343]

“And I’m stacking Caviar mans snacking I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking”

[@LitMusicYT]

That line thou.

[@GuidanceMusic]

Some serious bars right there!

[@OGCrick]

The flow is just💯

[@hannahh8696]

🔥 flow

[@safhs]

bruh This bar came on ar the same time as this comment wtf

[@therismetrengaarde8315]

Unknown P does not clap gats; he swiftly presses the firing mechanism of his gold-plated Flintlock pistol in your general direction.

[@RedStone576]

damn

[@Bujuuu]

Sheesh

[@hoseacyrice5502]

I send shots via royal mail and I never pay for the tracking This song so fire my mouth gets burned everytime I sing it

[@jabster286]

man's so rich he doesn't even pay for the tracking info 😭

[@DiamondPickaxe735]

Same

[@RM-gk2ck]

That adidas blazer is undefeated😭

[@hectorandem2944]

#10ToesInTwickenham 💀💀💀

[@beaudevonish-inua1251]

Faxxxxx

[@markingpliers1959]

He doesn’t get into fights, he engages in duels

[@absarmstrong]

Munyas finally getting the attention he deserves, talent and hard work can get you anywhere

[@oscareguia3971]

!ereht olleh

[@batmanhood_]

Hello there

[@thatracingguy5694]

He has truly gained the high ground.

[@AnakinSkywalker-of2jn]

damn even kenobi has commented. must be drilly

[@littlejallow]

This is hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@afeef8502]

Yo idk man u might be an unknown p opp so pipe down before me and the marndem pull out the baguettes

[@dukejamesmusic]

You are indeed a confirmed target to comprehend about eliminating, young chap. Bugger off opposition! Before me and the marndem swing with our driver golf clubs.

[@Ishyyyyyyyy]

Bugger off opposition

[@hzssxn]

Bugger off your the opposition before me and my crew run up on you with a butter knife and a handkerchief.

[@ireallyhatebraindeadsheep69420]

I’m just an elegant yute 🙄

[@Ares3043]

Unknown P doesn't have D R I P, he exudes an aura of extravagant affluence

[@ChefSpicyRice]

MOST Magnificant tune Percy! Will be putting this vinyl on at suppertime!

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

The irony that middle and upper class people at my uni chat about unknown p without realising it’s literally satire about them and their working class fetishisation

[@realeyesrealisereallies97]

LOL so true. This is more middle-upper class and upwards tho, your average middle class don doesn't look like this

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

@@realeyesrealisereallies97 yeah deffo directed at the proper posh ones but even normal middle class people still fetishise and love poverty porn

[@namegoeshere6638]

This geezer is lower middle class though himself. Its obviously a joke and I'd say elements of it are satire but essentially he's a uni educated guy himself that likes the music but isn't on road and enjoys being silly. He can mimic and take the piss at the same time so this style is his way of participating in something he doesn't belong in or to but its done with warmth skill and genuine affection which is why it works.

[@natv55]

@@namegoeshere6638 yea but have you seen him explain why he did it? He did an interview on Mo Gilligan's podcast (check Mo's YT channel)

[@StreetWiseBen]

So if you rich you can't like rap or laugh at yourself?

[@ihavealifeyaknow6827]

This man won't insult you. This gentleman will diplomatically point out areas that you need to improve upon with his extensive knowledge on the English language, and with impeccable and flawless grammar. Edit: There is apparently a lyric video for this video however my good man speaks in such a way that there is no mistaking what he says.

[@magiqian]

"asked for sauvingon blanc and the waitress gave me a whine" lmao unknown p got bars

[@James-iw4fz]

Nah man

[@JustinCossitt]

@@James-iw4fz fuk u mean LMAO

[@livinglikelarry2491]

@@JustinCossitt He's saying uknown P said man not me...I think.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

@@livinglikelarry2491 w a t

[@muscabhashi1117]

“The first name ain’t Eden but I’m still a Hazard when attacking” -Unknown P

[@kos3272]

plot twist his name is thorgon

[@LionheartXV]

This bar got me like "ooooohhhh"

[@Crazeski]

This is his best tune to date... he is dropping bars established serious artists couldn't compete with.... and I am having a good ole giggle to myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@flord88]

The fact he said bleeds blue in the bar just before it, too many bara😂👌🏿

[@livingsacrifice1000]

Better rapper than most actual rappers

[@Epic-zi1vu]

He’s got the respectable drip, the intelligent bars, and the immaculate beat to top it off

[@mattstar3974]

"the first name aint eden but im still a hazard when attacking" mans got bars uno

[@ALI-ho5qc]

Aint in Madrid but still a Real one

[@Shmeckster233]

@Sen484 oooh your hard

[@superpantman]

Goal goal goal!

[@SHiiFtYxPRodUCtiONs]

“Never get caught for the crime. Asked for a Sauvignon blanc, and the waitress gave me a whine” 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@ProdbyStun]

I heard that just now

[@Mike-eg3wo]

@@stackinwitdee2 *whine*

[@stackinwitdee2]

@First Name calm down because I am pretty sure I am smarter then you. Come to a grammar school then tell me that I am dumb.

[@meekotheotter2801]

dont wanna sound rude but it was "waitress gave man a wine"

[@regularMB]

@@meekotheotter2801 whine*

[@yerdasellsavon9232]

"and I make paper, serious paper, Rupert Murdoch" is the absolute greatest bar ever

[@chair7010]

Please make a Smooth Criminal parody and call it Suave Delinquent.

[@z-mkgaming7464]

YES.

[@ketama180]

boris are you ok? are you ok boris?

[@kanagisama3875]

your name hurts me on so many levels right now

[@nathanmcgill7249]

"My father always said to me, 'the pen is mightier than the shonk'" - Unknown P, Fire in the Booth

[@eternalquez21]

I like how he casually mentions the fact he's 5'3

[@shungite5949]

He isn’t built different he is manufactured from another factory

[@hayeshurley2789]

He's handcrafted poor people are made in factories

[@Djoowie]

he's constructed alternatively

[@AhhSozMedia]

Its so funny because you listen to it thinking its comedy but the man actually has a dirty flow with some bars i had to put it on the big speaker at work.

[@scottiehippie]

Proper english+ ryhthmic poetry+bass drum hits 100%

[@Jamie-ui5hb]

“Could you bring that back, it’s Marks and Spencer’s limited edition” had me dying😂😂

[@masoomshafi7406]

Everyone gangsta until P whips out his quill 😂😂😂

[@shy4real]

This guy's wordplay is beyond human comprehension.

[@dukejamesmusic]

I’m so garssed that he can post more than 1-minute songs with the record deal.

[@0ddysey111]

The correct spelling 👍🏽

[@diegobrando6656]

Same, haha

[@RoninD72]

hmmmm ive been asking for more than 1 min for so long!!

[@harleywalsh7256]

So true

[@matthewvetrick276]

My man signed a deal.....

[@jasonkazazis]

"first name ain't Eden but I'm still a hazard when attacking" 🤯🔥

[@Dannylooooor]

There was also a tory prime minister called Anthony Eden which makes this even more mad.

[@bruh949]

@@Dannylooooor that’s the only meaning I know of it don’t get why everyone else thinks it to do with other people apart from Anthony Eden unless I’m missing something

[@lamalaban6937]

@@bruh949 The line is mainly referring to football player Eden Hazard.

[@collinshootquik]

My new ting bad, Margeret Thatcher 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Ben-wj5xc]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 TING 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@fardeenzaramahima]

Im actually shocked that he made a full fledged song we knew that he could rap but wow its very catchy and its a solo song 3 minutes 🤯

[@ajfreeney]

Not gunna lie this guys has better bars than most of the scene right now

[@blitzuchiha8139]

Facts

[@adaora2851]

Legend says this was the final straw that made Piers quit

[@epicgamr9689]

i'm so gassed to be here living your drilly fantasies along with you keep shelling those opps my boy

[@goldenwario]

Nice first

[@medzie4948]

K

[@epicgamr9689]

@@Eggwynn big ups

[@mae8920]

Garssed*

[@epicgamr9689]

@@mae8920 right you are roadmarn

[@missariesfire]

Piers Morgan is gonna be so garssed that you named a song after him. Bet he is gonna bring it up on GMB on Monday 😂

[@dicerevo]

That’s the genius of it... free publicity

[@GoingIn4DaKill]

Why not tomorrow

[@MunyaChawawa]

Odds on him presenting the show in a bally?

[@1stktte128]

@@MunyaChawawa 😂😂😂😂

[@yightlagami1484]

Unknown P doesnt eat food, he gracefully places the source of nutrition in the oral cavity and therefore forces the nutrients to enter his digestive system

[@SchnellRYT]

This guy is truly underrated. His music is phenomenal and doesnt get the attention which it deserves. Honestly, well done unknown P, you have out done yourself on this exquisite tune 🎵👨🏾

[@luchianwest4349]

My good fellow I don't really imagine Unknown P prioritizes himself with such trivial matters. His talent make his competitors incongruous.

[@thebigjigglypotatoes4184]

This man is just so likeable and he got sum weird ass but fire ass bars UNDERRATED

[@supremegigachad8422]

Top 10 most insane anime battles of all time

[@bemoreduck]

"and I make paper, serious paper. Rupert Murdoch" Exquisite.

[@hectorandem2944]

01:45 "Bagging up rosemary, bagging up thyme,💷 And I never get caught for the crime.🏃‍♂️ Asked for Sauvignon Blanc,🍾 And the waitress gave man a wine! _(saucy!)_ 💃" 🔥

[@Jesus-wi1tt]

I'm coming back to this after seeing piers walk off set.

[@rwy-ug6pl]

absolutely garsed for this one

[@glennsaitch3871]

"Unknown P voted 'Gentrifier of the Year' at UK Drill Awards" - Incredible

[@kellymyers7019]

I sent shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking. Legendary.

[@dorithecoverguru1156]

This guy is a living legend. Surely he’s got to go down in “underground” British folklore 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@nathanmcgill7249]

London Underground

[@TurtleNeckBlaccMan]

unknown p doesn't steal he politely borrows without consent

[@unfairr6819]

Indeed

[@xSOSAx-TM]

@@unfairr6819 🎩

[@sammuelfisher2930]

The rap is fantastic as always but the video is simply * chef's kiss*

[@LitMusicYT]

Got tired of seeing this song on my Snap chat and my Instagram story, so I decided to listen. I can say I'm not disappointed.😌

[@Quinn_musicc]

[Pre-Chorus] Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon Had to run a man down in my wellies Now I'm on telly Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' Big drip, man's pourin' Got the big stick with the corn in When I'm on road, I'm yawnin' [Chorus] Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon Had to run a man down in my wellies Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr) Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow) Big drip, man's pourin' Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah) When I'm on road, I'm yawnin' Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning) [Verse 1] I'm like Piers (Why?) 'Cause I got more dough than female deers (Ha!) And the whole game got my name in their mouth Like those Turkish veneers (Smile) And I might hack man See an MC on the block, I'm robbin' him, Batman (Grrr) I'm a snatcher, my new ting bad, Margaret Thatcher (Sexy) And I'm stackin' Caviar, man's snackin' I send shots via Royal Mail and I nеver pay for the trackin' (Nevеr) I bleed blue, so it's the Tory party I'm backin' (Boris) And the first name ain't Eden, but I'm still a hazard when attackin' (Goal! Goal! Goal!) [Pre-Chorus] Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon Had to run a man down in my wellies Now I'm on telly Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' Big drip, man's pourin' Got the big stick with the corn in When I'm on road, I'm yawnin' [Chorus] Sippin' on tea, pass me a bourbon Had to run a man down in my wellies Now I'm on telly, Piers Morgan (Grrr) Susanna Reid, I'm adorin' (Wow) Big drip, man's pourin' Got the big stick with the corn in (Grrrah) When I'm on road, I'm yawnin' Tellin' my opps, "Good mornin'" (Morning) [Verse 2] I got more homes than Sherlock (Elementary) Your girlfriend knows when a man's on her block (Kinky) And I make paper, serious paper, Rupert Murdoch (Scrilla) Baggin' up rosemary, baggin' up thyme And I never get caught for the crime (Ha-ha-ha) Asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a wine (Saucy) You'll never catch me in the slammer (Never) Unknown P, five foot three, the drill MC with immaculate grammar (Classy) I got magazines like Glamour I may not be Kano, but I've got maids in the manor (Exquisite) On a BMT, got Britain on lock like GMB

[@fahrenheit2101]

I appreciate the endeavour.

[@Quinn_musicc]

@@fahrenheit2101 my pleasure

[@Curtains.Freeman]

Now I can scream this

[@Quinn_musicc]

@@Curtains.Freeman Good idea!

[@JulioCesar-rj2xq]

now i can tatto this

[@ohareair552]

He isn’t a murderer, he’s a conscience extractor

[@maniiez]

This man invented a new style of rap

[@z-mkgaming7464]

Never thought I would hear GSCE English as a Style of Rap.

[@lewakar]

Times New Drill

[@huh5950]

Gentlemen this can be defined as an explosive exibition or as the unwhelty say: "banger"

[@mr.pickle4847]

i do believe this is what they call an "explosion"

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

Why is this song unironically good though?

[@enzoocampoiii2881]

Cuz his a true artist

[@wildriftprofessor1782]

Americans I can promise you this is what a proper uk rapper sounds like.

[@nevreiha]

Dont need ye e giz e a wink unna nod

[@tygarner9142]

You got any more?

[@dukejamesmusic]

This is not rapping. This is lyrical poeticising.

[@Geck0GC]

How did this man make being 5'3" sound cool?

[@lndrsn]

"Got more homes than sherlock" 😂😂

[@loky3037]

😂😂

[@LindonsChannel]

'The whole game has got my name in their month, like those Turkish veneers'😭🔥

[@p2bp2b]

this man don’t walk on sidewalks he prances on paved walkways

[@anzarbogha1782]

Normal drill video: guns, drugs, girls twerking etc. Unknown P's vid: croissants, buggets, margaret Thatcher

[@brunomuller2440]

No matter how dumb the lyrics are, the bars are always on point

[@jg1692]

Huh?

[@mattdominick1679]

The lyrics are actually well crafted, What are you even talking about?

[@animelytical8354]

@@mattdominick1679 that's their point. "The bars are on point" means the lyrics are well crafted. Even if they are silly. It's high praise for a comedic song to have bars that are great in their own right. In other words, to be well crafted.

[@the_badbatplayz]

You mad this lyrics are marvellously crafted

[@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan]

@Malaska Not really, you need some cultured sense of humor to enjoy this piece.

[@rhersk79]

1:02 that shot off the guy smiling and biting a pastry is literally so fucking good

[@adeelq69]

"Bagging up rosemary, Bagging up thyme and I never get caught for the crime" 🔥😎