Unlikely things to hear at an award show | Mock The Week - BBC

[@crazysharkgaming8947]

3:20 I just love how there's that one guy who can see the joke coming

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the award for the Best Envelope Seal goes to... well I can’t open this envelope because this seal is amazing

[@edwardkinsey5680]

That origami joke killed me!

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

I just love the way it unfolded gradually.

[@fearlesswolf5928]

obviously not you wrote that.

[@butteredreality4502]

Meh, I kind of feel the joke works better on paper...

[@BlahDBlahDBlah]

@@butteredreality4502 That creased me up.

[@Vincornelis]

Milton Jones mode: Award? No this A ward. You’re at the hospital.

[@nicholasrowley947]

That's amazing!

[@luuketaylor]

It's so spot on I could read it in his voice

[@duncantalksalotmore5032]

Award? No Dara, you have a wart for sitting too long.

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

Hospital!? What is it?!

[@bluebear1985]

​@@sasukesarutobi3862It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.😁 There's an old reference.

[@Jay-ei4cr]

That Ed Byrn joke is top tier 👌

[@wakaran2414]

This show should be renamed "Mock The O'briain"

[@KevinNerfs]

Wakaran There’s a Whose Line Is It Anyway compilation of the contestants mocking Drew. Someone should put together a mocking Dara compilation.

[@bigchumbo6489]

@@KevinNerfs someone did, it's just not very up to date

[@writerinprogress]

Ed Byrne took commitment to the max with his joke!

[@keepperspective]

I love Ed’s running bits.

[@ray5952]

I died at the saudi thief joke 🤣

[@AhmadSmile1994]

I didn't get it

[@rustkarl]

So did the thief

[@Maurice_Moss]

@@AhmadSmile1994 in Saudi Arabia you can have your hand cut off for theft.

[@Paragon13]

Ed Byrne is a national treasure.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

And the winner for this years biggest secret is... well, i couldn't possibly tell you that...

[@followdg]

Victoria

[@danimayb]

I don't get it? The winner would be the keeper not the secret...

[@HAWKOBRIAN]

And the award for funniest joke in this sketch goes to...... It's a three way tie! Angela for "Origami", Hugh for "the Wurst", and Ed for The (wait for it) Pause"! Well done all of you!

[@EightThreeEight]

I'd throw Ellie's "statue up my partner" joke in there as well.

[@jonicthedgehog]

"Welcome to the kitchen mishaps awards. Lets see which contestants have egg on their face!"

[@RIXRADvidz]

1:21, new life breathed into an Olde Rob Beckett joke from a Mock Series Past.........even gave it extended life.....

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

Unlikely things to hear at an award show: *insert cannonical representation of the sound of Dara's button*

[@thatcrazeeguy1182]

1:11 I swear he has jokes written on his left hand which he reads at 2:09 and 2:30 lol

[@eddienerphy5788]

The guests get the subjects before filming so they will prepare jokes

[@thatcrazeeguy1182]

@@eddienerphy5788 Huh... I didnt know that, thanks.

[@dearberlin]

Whatever works for him :P

[@davidedwards3361]

I don't know exactly why these pauses became so popular among TV presenters, but Ed is certainly on to something. I watched a quiz show and the pause "And the answer is"...and the answer was a full 10 seconds. Do that for 20 questions through the show, and you same a lot of TV time and money. The other trick is, getting to "And the answer is"...short pause..."Right after this break". insert 3 minutes of ads, come back to a review of what happened, and after about 5 minutes, we get the answer, that is, if you havent told the TV to bugger off and changed channel.

[@crondawg101]

And the award for best sound effect in a TV show goes to...

[@charliemalkin1451]

1:13 "Welcome to the national car key awards...." i misinterpreted and expected him to say "let's take a look at tge nominees for best shade of green 2019" 😂😂

[@yourewrong154]

Khaki is a yellowish brown mate

[@gsentertainment8604]

The title should be: Unlikely things to hear at an award show unless Ricky Gervais is hosting.

[@just-tess]

0:50 Tonys! Hugh accent on point

[@A-G-A-G]

Expecting someone to say “ not nominated tonight is meryl Streep”

[@carlwells9504]

Ben Folds Five should have got that Origami award

[@chestnutbloke305]

Well now on BBC One, after that slight delay, we have live coverage from this year's... Southern Rail Awards.

[@jamesmartin9401]

I love how people are now making their own jokes on here. I'm not being sarcastic, I think it's great. Some of you all are funny.

[@bakarenibsheut12]

I assume most of them are bots. These videos are brilliant training data for AI models, after all. Just kidding, I agree. It's great :)

[@the_afro_viking9665]

at 1:14 you can see something written on Rhys James hand

[@chrisgarton4225]

We’ve researched for those musicians who we lost in the last year from the rock and metal genres, so we did include them in tonight’s memorium to apologize to those fans of rock and metal.

[@chestnutbloke305]

0:28 Well, it had to happen one day.

[@ByronHawk]

Here's one: And the Jim'll Fix It badge goes to the kid who milked the cow blindfolded!

[@joansmith69]

He must've been in udder disbelief!

[@nakkadu]

2:23....and the Duke of Edinburgh award for driving goes to the Duke of Edinburgh

[@chrisgarton4225]

Ed, we’ve been sitting here all night, just tell us who won!

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Sounds like the Democratic Iowa Caucus...

[@Tiger516funny]

..................... IT'S ME!!!

[@kylestubbs8867]

_That_ is how you tell a joke.

[@MrKaywyn]

I really like the award for the most drawn out pause.

[@chestnutbloke305]

And the award for shortest pause goes to me.

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the award for Best Magical Movie goes to... Every Single Disney Movie

[@chrisgarton4225]

And now for the special Grammy’s memorial, a tribute to all of the rock stars that we gladly lost this year and will soon be lost.

[@wonderfulprogress2952]

And the award for best first joke for every scenes we’d like to see goes to... Milton Jones!

[@alicehannibal2580]

And the award for Best Film goes to...clingfilm!

[@pauls478]

0:39 Ed reminds me of Vector, the villain from the first Despicable Me movie... :)

[@sharangdhanbhave9433]

The Uber joke killed me

[@andrewfenn3019]

And the award for procrastinator of the year goes to: *drops envelope and walks off stage*

[@TheTruthKiwi]

I'll tell you tomorrow...

[@jenh8056]

The national key awards 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the award for Best Metal album goes to... kanye west

[@makwelewishbert555]

"yeah I said it"

[@Dim4323]

0:28 ouch. That show was good.

[@apb7721]

Ellie 💕

[@pauldockree9915]

My favourite Ed Byrne riposte. Things unlikely to hear at interviews You ask a lot of questions😡😊

[@volatilelion657]

3:32 and the award goes to a Berazategui clinic

[@aemelnick]

Nish's rap is awesome.

[@aemelnick]

L-R: Rhys James, Ellie Taylor, Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, Nish Kumar. Names in description are wrong.

[@andrewfenn3019]

"And the award for best game show goes to....." (Whispering to myself) "Please not Blockbusters." (Opening envelope) "SHIT!"

[@SaulidSnake]

The best driver award goes to George Michael…

[@JaceDraccus]

And the award for Buzzer of the Year goes to....

[@chrisgarton4225]

And now for your Grammys entertainment, Metallica and lady gaga where we now turn off lady gaga’s microphone instead of James Hetfield’s.

[@peterburke1709]

I love Ellie's dress she's got really gorgeous legs

[@WhiteErFox]

Think so to, to bad the shoes don't fit.

[@kurtsudheim825]

I don't think I understand the joke at 3:09, could somebody pls tell me so i know my idea is wrong

[@Moleoflands]

The Husband probably said something of effect of "If you win that award, you can shove it up my arse"

[@Oasismegafan2004]

She’s gonna peg him with the trophy 🤣

[@thelambsauce7307]

Nice

[@LakeFX]

3:04 didn't Andy Parsons tell a similar joke years back? Something along the lines of, "...this is going straight up my arse!"...?

[@cantproducemyownnick]

The jokes may be similar, but it's a world of difference.

[@kylestubbs8867]

She said “right up my husband”, as in a different person. “A bet’s a bet, darling!”

[@BenPanced]

And the award for Best Portrayal of a Gay Man by a Straight Man goes to...

[@RonnieRocker12345679]

And the winner of the people who will never return to Mock the Week award is Frankie Boyle!

[@kyivstuff]

Give him a hand :@

[@hugonefelibata3492]

WE WANT A (IN THE FLESH) NEW SEASON

[@lewiskelly14]

Guests in description is wrong

[@chestnutbloke305]

A more family friendly version Rhys' last joke: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a hand to the winner of Broken Skeleton of the Year.

[@edsharp2676]

I've heard some of these before

[@kiacheckan4153]

Winner of rapping is ken Bruce popmaster radio 2 sipping my tea ☕ it's delicious popmaster radio 2 I love the show it's good

[@GaelicMongrel2023]

Hugh Dennis was hospitalized for severe back pain due to carrying this show.

[@kylestubbs8867]

I think you forgot about Ed Byrne.

[@GaelicMongrel2023]

@@kylestubbs8867 He's not on every episode though.

[@aniketpawar6145]

Someone should've stopped someone and said, Imma let you finish but beyo.....

[@BuzzinVideography]

Some of these got dark. We need more of that dark humor

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:21 2:12 2:54

[@Janimlaine]

Made me think. How many oscars have been used That way...

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the winner of the Best Guitarist goes to... lil wayne

[@Marz2727]

That Duke of Edinburgh joke was so layered. Incredible joke.

[@alexnorman4919]

"And the Mobo award for best Reggae act goes to Tommy Robinson ft. Nigel Farage...."

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the winner of the Most Unfunny Person is... Hang on a minute it appears everyone has voted for me.

[@chrisgarton4225]

What do you mean we at the Grammys don’t respect rock and metal. Of course we respect them, we just want people to respect pop and rap more.

[@eclectica1]

You have way too much time. You're not even funny.

[@jon6159]

I can't be the only one who saw that writing on his hand

[@chestnutbloke305]

Who's hand?

[@gwishart]

It's no secret that they're told the topics in advance so they can prepare jokes. Some panellists write jokes on their hand, others go back to their seats between topics to consult a notebook.

[@charleschuckfinley3304]

I’m only here for Ellie Taylor’s legs….again 🥰🥰🥰

[@Peyethon]

10/10

[@Dim4323]

That blockbusters joke....that was too far.

[@chrisgarton4225]

Well I’m sure glad that School of Rock lost to hamilton for Best Musical at the 2016 Tony Awards.

[@RIXRADvidz]

and now NO ONE is First. you can't claim it, it doesn't exist. Foist your First somewhere else

[@jackgregory9551]

“And the award for parents of the year go to... Kate and Gerry McCann”

[@butteredreality4502]

"And the award goes to ... Kate and Gerry McCann!" ... "Kate and Gerry could not be with us tonight, as they're currently having dinner at the restaurant next door."

[@SANDUSK471]

Lol that pause and rap were awkward as hell. So awkward even people pitied on them and laugh

[@memesmemes3529]

Perhaps that was the joke?

[@icecreamlah4815]

I guess I'm the first person to mention frankie

[@21anusha]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@wollabille]

Who is the brunette? Asking for... a... friend..

[@edwinlamont4187]

Well, you can tell your "friend" it's......... Ellie Taylor.

[@butteredreality4502]

@@edwinlamont4187 Really going for next year's Dramatic Pause award there, aren't you?

[@edwinlamont4187]

@@butteredreality4502 .... ..Yeah.

[@joewhite22]

And the award for most past its best comedy show goes to........ Have I Got News for You

[@alexandradelliou]

2020: 3449

[@tbass94]

Is Nish Kumar a comedian?

[@graemeo3440]

No he isn't.

[@whatonearth9809]

And the award for dumpiest redheaded dwarf goes to.....

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Your mum

[@billythepigeon7345]

When the sarcastic reply gets more likes than the original, unnecessarily insulting comment, and such a beautifully simple reply it is too. Good work.

[@jaggass]

''Can Sam Smith please hand back his 4 Grammy's as he now identifies as non binary?''

[@leehowson440]

Could Ellie be any better looking

[@smartidea2987]

Don’t they like to vomit on themselves for the shit they are doing?!!

[@RIXRADvidz]

and this comment

[@thomasbell9613]

That woman with the red shoes what nice feet

[@RIXRADvidz]

and then this comment

[@Monkey80llx]

Anyone else wonder why Ed punches the air so often when he’s so rarely funny?

[@markcynic808]

Modern day comedians, seen here proving they're some of the unfunniest people ever to have born.

[@philipditchfield439]

Ellie Taylor? she supposed to be funny? hmm, same for Angela Barnes (but then her mentor is Sarah Millican so no wonder she can't tell a joke)