Unlikely lines from a romantic novel | Mock the Week - BBC

[@TheSequelWasBetter]

"The Lighthouse Keeper," the new romantic sensation from Milton Jones.

[@xtheamazingax]

'Our relationship is on the rocks.' In his context here, nothing else needs to be said. Hehe

[@MrUndoe]

I’d read it.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

I’d even get the audiobook if he was the narrator.

[@AlliShaw]

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 😂😂😂😂

[@lizaspleasure8403]

Brilliant

[@Jacqueline_Hyde]

Romance: *exsists* The lighthouse keeper: I'd rather not

[@shakesfirst2443]

Are people contractually obliged to laugh at him?

[@darkimpulse2829]

I was sort of expecting a different profession for the third one, like bartender

[@JG-vh1xc]

@@darkimpulse2829 that would be very Milton. King of misdirection

[@trolleyfan]

Now to be known as the "Lighthouse Keeper Trilogy" clip.

[@XIIIMPC]

The pause after "our relationship is on the rocks" to give the audience a second to figure out where he's going with it and start laughing is some perfect timing.

[@gordonbotterill9613]

only Milton could make 3 jokes about a lighthouse keeper

[@Blazervitch]

he's a genius

[@rustyant]

I was waiting for one along the lines of "Nobody puts baby in the corner..."

[@FBWL-u1r]

Must be a trilogy :-D

[@99lodewijk]

Comedy rule of 3

[@rhallam88]

I WOULD buy and read that novel... 😂

[@Richard_Jones]

At first Letitia didn't seem that impressed with the Lighthouse. However, the lighthouse keeper flicked a switch and her face just lit up.

[@MJAY-N7129]

Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣

[@phunkymind23]

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, Lucifer?!" "Yes, I think my leg's broken." said the lighthouse keeper.

[@brenm6668]

James At even better when you dissect the anatomy of Lucifer- ‘luc (lux) ifer (fer). So, ‘light-bearer

[@issysacristan9128]

@@brenm6668 OH DUDE 😳

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

lol

[@olerocker3470]

"Was that you exclaiming in ecstasy?" She asked. "No, that was the foghorn." Said the lighthouse keeper.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

lol

[@austincross3001]

Those lighthouse jokes really brighten up my day.

[@rubywest5166]

I’d rather they brighten up your night, tbh

[@jacobsaxby9468]

If that joke was intentional, well done. If it wasn't, pretend it was!

[@austincross3001]

@@rubywest5166 I know this is nine months late, but I would be delighted if you would brighten up my night.

[@austincross3001]

@@jacobsaxby9468 it was TOTALLY intentional.

[@MJAY-N7129]

🤣🤣🤣

[@willowsmith7736]

Funniest was definitely the guy with all the lighthouse lines, gotta live the continuity

[@EterPuralis]

That'd be Milton Jones, he primarily does reeeeally offbeat puns.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@EterPuralis or not

[@EterPuralis]

@@romainsavioz5466 ?

[@JimmyLundberg]

You should hear about his grandfather!

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@JimmyLundberg or his other grandfather

[@arthurgomes5188]

Man, that lighthouse keeper should really try to date someone else

[@Paragon13]

No one said it was the same woman.

[@swawssfm9760]

when you find out there is not a romantic novel about a lighthouse keeper: reality is often disappointing

[@Brynwyn123]

Oh no there absolutely will be, dude

[@KeithFraser82]

Try this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_Between_Oceans

[@dgill441]

D Oswald Heist would beg to differ!! 🧐😂

[@gothnerd887]

You'll have to write it yourself.

[@frankdelnoij938]

Milton was great and Kerri superb. Her delivery is perfect.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

"I want to make you mine", he said. "Yes, of course!" she said happily. "Great", he said, "Here's a pickaxe and one of those helmets with a light on the front."

[@TheNukedNacho]

Said the lighthouse keeper

[@JamesFan1991]

"I feel like our relationship keeps going around and around." "I'm not surprised," said the Lighthouse Keeper.

[@tanukiman3855]

Milton hits the trifecta!

[@laishenly1124]

Rewatching this just to listen to Milton's "The Lighthouse Keeper". Classic :)

[@Vincornelis]

You leave me breathless said the Asthma patient.

[@101Draico]

“I’ll get you an inhaler” said the lighthouse keeper

[@TheNukedNacho]

That trilogy was a wild ride. Thankfully, the boat trip wasn't, thanks to the Lighthouse Keeper.

[@demonkingak1755]

that lucifer line had me dying.

[@Brownalebelly]

I love Kerry Godliman, the funniest woman alive and so adorable

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

I still laugh at her detective joke, the shot to the eye one. I must’ve watched that clip 6 million times now, still gets a cackle out of me.

[@addicted2gaz]

I bloody love Milton Jones

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

This is gold! And Milton ALWAYS makes me laugh! Thank you for sharing and here's hoping you post more scenes from MtW! 😂👍

[@pritamdebnath5656]

Milton "The Lighthouse Keeper" Jones 😂😂😂

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

His shirt was theme-appropriate too, I just realised.

[@Potato-qv6hq]

not a huge fan of romance but i'd read the light house saga day 1.

[@stratobungle]

Absolutely top-notch clip, everyone was in particularly fine form - especially Kerry and Milton!

[@SuperLordpig]

Team RRC2 really? I thought only Hugh and Milton were funny.

[@Charliefarley170287]

Kerry's one about hair really got me! 😂

[@stratobungle]

@@SuperLordpig humour is highly subjective, all that matters is that you got a laugh from someone to brighten your day...😀

[@kinsmed]

Very gratifying to see Kerry nail it down here.

[@alanburge2725]

There is some comedic gold here from everybody but we all want more of the lighthouse keeper

[@mkk2424]

Sometimes coming late to the game is the best - I have been hooked on watching these videos for a week now and still finding more!

[@salemsaberhagen1570]

I want to read "The Lighthouse Keeper" now

[@KeithFraser82]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_Between_Oceans

[@lizaspleasure8403]

SHES A DOUBLE 38G BARBARA WERE GONNA NEED THE MEGA CUPS

[@Tildybean42]

The Lucifer one would work on me tbh

[@icarrotbooks9688]

Same

[@ConstantChaos1]

I would propose on the spot Hell a dude said my makeup looked tim burton-y and his contact in my phone was switched to "potential bf?"

[@davidharris2517]

11 dislikes are from lighthouse owners

[@farje1]

Or their girlfriends.

[@farje1]

Or the boats.

[@tasharch]

"I feel like, whenever I meet you, we end up going round and round in the same old circles," she said to the Lighthouse Keeper. The drama and the tragedy!

[@RIXRADvidz]

LOVE'S BEACON ; the Lighthouse Keeper's story

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+

[@Adam-nb6im]

Thank you for taking the hints and no longer putting emojis in the titles...

[@blowfishes]

Cheer up luv... might never 'appen! Absolutely adore Rachel Parris ❤

[@RIXRADvidz]

lo, the saga of the Lighthouse Keepers Loves.....always a stormy tome that ends as most rocky romances will go.

[@padstowphantom]

Socks on. Like a true professional.

[@jakamneziak]

did the lighthouse keeper start the lighthouse family?

[@arwahsapi]

Plot twist: Lucifer, the light bearer, was a lighthouse keeper. He fell.

[@Rachel-fi4sc]

He fell... from the top of the lighthouse!

[@haythamfaisal8113]

I demand a melodramatic novella. The sailer, The Pirate....And The Light House Keeper!

[@edwardkinsey5680]

Lighthouse Keeper should become a movie

[@KeithFraser82]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_Between_Oceans

[@slendersera]

Lighthouse keepers need love too

[@KeithFraser82]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_Between_Oceans

[@SaintPhoenixx]

They all fall for E.A.R.L. in the end.

[@cassidyho939]

Just leave a light on for me ;)

[@Robotboy8486]

I actually went to see Milton Jones live, it was great!

[@stevensallsorts]

Your house stinks, well somebody had to tell him

[@shamaliwije4872]

I’m rather invested in the Lighthouse Keeper’s story now...

[@Tryo707]

Only Milton can somehow manage a call back in these scenes. Truly brilliant.

[@TonyHavenMusic]

I love how Milton creates a whole world in a character

[@Darkeklaw]

No I want a romance novel about a lighthouse keeper.

[@kennyn1992]

Hoping the new applicant maid would bring him the kind of love he sought he called her to arrange an interview. "Are you, by any chance, plump and buxom?" he asked, quivering. "No," said the light housekeeper.

[@marcelmoreau2733]

Our relationship is on rocky ground, said the geologist.

[@101Draico]

“you think these comments are addicted to one joke?” Said KZbin monitors “I don’t think so.” Said the lighthouse keeper

[@timemmons1911]

Fury raged inside her like the storm that lashed at e windows. "How can you leave me like this?" She screamed. "I must check the on the light..."

[@HopSkipLimp]

Oh Milton!! 😂

[@tasharch]

I so want to read the Lighthouse Sagas. Brilliant.

[@alanburge4798]

Great show with great comedians but the light house joke is a winner surely ?

[@elliot2331]

I would read the whole story of this lighthouse keeper.

[@beeble2003]

I hear it's quite a tall tale.

[@farje1]

Milton is simply brilliant.

[@TriploGoofus]

Yayyy Rachel Parris!!! I love her so much

[@prestok]

Was or just me or did she have a speech impediment that she didn't use to have? Something sounded different. Still amazing jokes, though

[@TriploGoofus]

@@prestok maybe? I thought she was just doing different accents though

[@____4bon4____]

Its the lighthouse keeper for me 😂😂

[@rodrigogallegos2530]

Our relationship is on the rocks, she said. I knew I shouldn’t have turned the light off, said the lighthouse keeper

[@joewilliams2944]

Milton Jones absolutely wipes the floor with all of them in this round.

[@JG-vh1xc]

*plays **1:55** over and over again* it’s free serotonin

[@alanburge2725]

I think they are all bloody funny. Honourable mention to Milton Jones though.

[@Milkydrummer]

That opening joke is great 😂

[@musmus-culus]

Lighthouse jokes aside I really liked Hugh's B- joke

[@hmak5423]

I'm the lighthouse keeper.

[@laur83]

these were literally all golden

[@hazeltree7738]

Especially the lighthouse ones.

[@TomFynn]

"Our relationship is on the rocks" she said. "Without scotch I wouldn't be in a relationship with you" said he.

[@manuelcapela7620]

I wonder how many lighthouse keepers does it take to change a lightbulb? 🤔

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Coming soon the new romantic novel by Milton Jones. The lighthouse keeper.

[@kjamison5951]

Him: “I’ve bought you a cute two-piece outfit to wear, go on, get naked and try it on.” Her: “It’s a pair of slippers!”

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

The best one of these I've ever seen.

[@janemazurek2517]

Love the lighthouse keeper

[@jaws848]

When Milton Jones steps up you KNOW it's going to be funny

[@tyrahartman7922]

Lighthouse keeper 😫

[@olivialewishussey]

You only came here for the Lighthouse trilogy!!!!

[@Calllum]

Why do you only upload one of the scenes we like to see and not two

[@doctorleak5312]

I'm very interested in this lighthouse keepers love story wonder if there is a book I could buy?

[@lamon4079]

I thought you where into bandange.hahahahaaaha

[@ReflectionTool637]

Kerry G. is the best !!

[@jakamneziak]

Is it butterflies in your stomach dear? 'No it's probably bats' said Ozzy Osbourne

[@LouseGrouse]

*_LUCIFER?!!_* Brill

[@mnomadvfx]

I just about fell over at that one!

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Glenn is always brilliant, I especially adore his tongue twisters.

[@Damian_1989]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, *LuCiFeR?!?!?!*

[@JulesColour]

Who else got the reference "I wish I knew how to quit you"

[@abelisraelcruzayuso4682]

Kerri is great

[@crazypenguinbob]

where do i get milton jones' shirts from

[@gwishart]

Charity shops in September.

[@butterflyinparadise]

That‘s so good!!

[@carld3218]

Milton Jones is a huge reason I miss Mock the Week.

[@Tiger516funny]

Said the lighthouse keeper.

[@sjtimmer7]

Is there a compilation of Milton Jones' continuation jokes? The lighthousekeeper springs to mind, but there must be more series of jokes...

[@beeble2003]

There are his unlikely movie trailers for sequels (ones where the number 2 stands for the syllable "too").

[@JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan]

Oscar Pistorious was with his new girlfriend, she was in the bathroom, "Do you mind if I ask you something?" she said, "No" replied Oscar "Shoot".

[@emilyzahora3330]

The romance novel ones are always funny, but also terribly awkward.

[@goldennugget6054]

What about all the boats she said 😂😂

[@louiso.4325]

Nice callback(s), Milton!

[@pauldockree9915]

Oh! dream of joy! is this indeed The light-house top I see? Is this the hill? is this the kirk? Is this mine own countree? We drifted o'er the harbour-bar, And I with sobs did pray- O let me be awake, my God! Or let me sleep alway. samuel taylor coleridge

[@tombstonerforever9374]

How were there no love island jokes by Ed?

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Which Milton could riff off of with another bit about lighthouses and their randy keepers!

[@peter-johndamonse5035]

5 years later Milton wins me over in 5 minutes...😐

[@pauldockree9915]

Whitstable's Pearl. Cockles and Muscles alive alive The Story Of "O"

[@figplucker908]

Milton is on another level entirely. 🤣