Unlocking a spell that might not even exist

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Welcome to Unguided, where I'm trying to complete every quest in old school runescape without using a guide, wiki or plugins. I'll only be using my limited knowledge and in-game learnings. Full rules below.
Watch the full Unguided series here: • Unguided
RULES
- No use of OSRS wiki (or any equivalent) for anything - this includes looking up item spawns, quest guides, boss guides, anything
- No use of any other quest helper sites
- No use of quest helper plugin
- Essentially no use of any outside-game assistance
CAVEATS
- I love OSRS KZbin, I might inadvertently learn something I don't know by watching my favourite content creators, but I'm not going to stop watching them so that's just a risk I'm willing to take + it's unlikely going to be relevant for me
- I may use some QoL plugins, but only a few. Loot tracker to prove grinds, ground items so I don't miss drops (and to add cool loot beams lol) and left click to use bones. Nothing that will give me info I didn't previously have
- I'm going to try and avoid any spoiler comments. If you can, please try not to help me if there's an episode where I'm stuck on something. I appreciate the sentiment but telling me an item spawn or quest step could spoil the fun :)
Music:
OSRS OST
#runescape #oldschoolrunescape #osrs #ironman #series

[@AlienFoodage]

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[@MitchellNabkey]

Hey Alien Food, can you give us an update in the next video of how many death runes you have from the cats? Very interesting!

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

Get that bread king

[@axion3979]

can we get an un-derfed shirt with a cat face

[@sr1488]

bro got the nord sponsorship im so proud :')

[@nineplusten]

This quest actually has a small easter egg for people that use guides. In the section where he requests 8 ropes, if you already have them in your inventory (because a guide told you to bring them), he will accuse you of being a witch, to which your character amusingly replies that they are a ropes salesperson.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

So let me get this straight. In-universe your character would have bought the rope from Ned who bought the rope from these isles and now youbare selling the rope back to them.

[@PaladinLily]

I'm still absolutely floored at how dedicated he has been to farming those death runes xD its so freaking cute

[@alynnidalar]

The mildly concerned "oh my cat's dying" gets me every time.

[@scottpearson9846]

just build a nice spot for the pets in your house, and they can eat from the thing. Then you alch in the meantime. its how you level up magic on hcim

[@JackdawWatcher]

If AF ever does merch, I hope “Oh, my cat’s dying” is a T-Shirt with a lobster and a cat on it haha

[@GlutesEnjoyer]

@@alynnidalarhonestly it’s a dope slogan for his channel. Like a staple at this point.

[@jakhgames6517]

@@scottpearson9846no way. Do cats grow up while in your house so long as you’re logged in?

[@zachbersell9829]

The irony of saying “I don’t know how to get planks” while standing less than 20 tiles from a spawn of them is too good.

[@Quartapple]

I thought that's why he was there in the first place 😭

[@spiritfox123]

Not only that but you can see the red dots for them on the minimap LMAO

[@Zonyxe]

Honest brain fart moments like "underfed" are one of the greatest things, and I'm so grateful you show them. It's so relatable and hilarious every time. Can never get enough of this content, please stay true to your style, it's wonderful!

[@dethkruzer]

His buttery smooth voice only adds to it.

[@radio-silence9506]

Jesus I just read underfed like "un-durfd" 5 times in a row before realizing it's probably "under-fed"

[@nocturn333]

english is such a funny language sometimes

[@garglebargle69]

@@radio-silence9506 fuckin same I'm an idiot

[@JohnA.Zoidberg]

I am quite derfed, thank you very much.

[@Anonymous-hk5im]

Legit one of the best series on KZbin. Idk how this guy isn't more well known

[@SirEmperus]

Let him cook!

[@JackdawWatcher]

He will be soon! J1mmy just gave him a shoutout in his latest By Release video. Can’t wait to brag I’ve been watching the Unguided series since before it was famous lol

[@sbef]

Him and Northern UIM have few subscribers, so it feels like being in the cool kids club.

[@michaelg2519]

Hopefully the J1mmy boost hits him like the Settled boost hit NorthernLocked

[@Chris-cf6ul]

Northern uim would be the best osrs series on ytb easily if he'd ever upload​@@sbef

[@drumline17]

"Un-derfed" had me burst out laughing. Thank god it's not a dictionaryless playthrough

[@brotherboy1407]

Hopefully you keep going even after questing. Unguided bossing and some other adventures would be greatly appreciated. I like that you're using gear you actually like and not just rocking the most optimal stuff. Thats what is most fun for me! Also glad to see people doing something else than the most efficient things since I do view it as a bit of a downfall of the gaming culture. You've done something special here and it truly shows with all the positive feedback you're getting. Enjoy your days.

[@exantiuse497]

He has over a hundred quests stoll to go by my count, it's been around a quest per week so at least a few more years until he runs out. Maybe he will try out RS3 after that, for the quests that don't exist in OS, unguided of course. We'll see

[@qvick3280]

unguided clue scrolls of every tier

[@RiRiDingetjes]

I remember asking on a very early video and he confirmed planning to do exactly that in the future. I think that that was the barrows first boss thing was about during the intro

[@brotherboy1407]

​@@exantiuse497 Good point and thats nice for us.

[@brotherboy1407]

​@@RiRiDingetjesoh awesome! Yea it looks like barrows is the first dive into bossing indeed. I have a soft spot for veracs and torags. :D

[@El-Burrito]

Love that J1mmy gave you a shoutout in his most recent vid. Expect that you didn't watch it but I'm sure lots of people have told you

[@nikknackosrs]

He did comment on J1mmy's video so he at least watched that part!

[@DkKobaADV]

He said he watches content creators even if it might spoil him

[@krimin8599]

@@DkKobaADV He also said he has had to deprive himself of By Release for the time being

[@DkKobaADV]

@@krimin8599 well good thing j1mmy doesnt only make videos about his questing series?

[@ElitesnipzHD]

Poor Eblis is still waiting to find out what happend in the pyramid from last episode :(

[@amazingkool]

So cool of J1mmy to basically pass the torch to you as the quest guy. Not everyone will read the most recent video that way, but I sure have. Remember us when you get a golden gnome

[@Martlns]

It's like watching a DnD campaign. Watching these quests I've done a long time ago through your lense is so fun, never really followed the story that much until later, so it is very entertaining. Keep it up!

[@miklymick5]

it 100% funny because he could of just look at magic skill and seen the level requirement to know the spell is real or not. never change alien, you truly are every kid 1st time play time of the game and it bring back so many memories.

[@the1sar598]

The best part of that is he demonstrated that he could have done that for magic when he did it for construction. Can't wait to see him get and use lunars

[@LordSadCat]

Or he could just look at the achievement diarys.

[@Vespolar]

the screen shaking while searching your bank always makes me laugh so much. top tier content

[@NeonGamersHD]

It’s always so funny hearing the sense of urgency and he just types out “trout” or something

[@silverpalm]

literally every time it happens I just giggle 😂😂

[@NovaGamma_]

It is indeed the funniest thing

[@CM-ry5pt]

Funniest recurring bit of the series.

[@jasonolson7966]

Man has the most aggressive typing

[@siriondil4739]

Oh boy we’re working towards Lunar Diplomacy. I’ve been excited for that one. It is a personal favorite ever since childhood. It’s also appropriate to tackle it next to Desert Treasure too. Can’t wait.

[@ErbBetaPatched]

Hes actually working towards Dream Mentor, which you need to unlock the spell. He is completely unprepared for that fight

[@Jermeister06]

He can say Ungadulu perfectly every time in Legends quest but gets stumped on words like Underfed, I love this series :)

[@tekt_real]

We were all derfed after that

[@lancerstrong]

Already loved this series, but doing While Guthix Sleep almost entirely blind yesterday gave me a whole new appreciation!

[@dethkruzer]

I also tried to do a quest unguided about a week back. The Tribal Totem quest. I got... maybe two steps in before I got stuck.

[@lancerstrong]

@@dethkruzer Very understandable. The amount of wack-ass stuff you’re supposed to figure out in even some of the newer quests is crazy.

[@JM-mg4el]

Did as well until the black knight caves

[@derekgately512]

Only thing I had to look up was the balance dolman near the end. I thought I glitched something. Totally understand how one small detail can send you spiraling for hours. Can’t wait to see him do some harder quest bosses

[@davidlejenkins]

21:55 Always stoked to hear some more rope lore.

[@kona7043]

8:25 Mord Gunnars casually walking on water.

[@Rubbly]

One important part about the Helm to keep in mind is that it doesn't have any negative attacking bonuses, meaning that if you ever have to swap attacking styles, it works quite well! Also every 30 prayer bonus is double duration on prayers, so +3 bonus is like 10% longer prayers! Great work on the quests and the videos!!

[@carlosleitao1414]

the underfed moment was priceless

[@GlutesEnjoyer]

Honestly it’s really easy to say “I can’t believe you didn’t know you could check materials” but I think it’s pretty dope to teach about the game, lil quality of life tips

[@PIVfirestarkproducon]

Actually so refreshing to see someone reading through all the dialogue, doing the quests as intended, and enjoying the experience and the rewards. Great series

[@TheRileyg98]

Nice and straightforward quest for once. I actually took your series to heart and did the new quest without a guide! I really enjoyed the puzzles more without knowing the solution immediately, and even resorted to using random items on things at one point (I missed something that had some items needed to progress)

[@AlienFoodage]

Sorry for the delay in reply Riley, but thank you so so much for the donation

[@sergentharker7182]

Fremminick Isles is actuality pretty funny if you're able to hear what the cat is saying with an amulet from another quest Also both the window tax and beard tax were real historical taxes

[@exantiuse497]

I did just that when I completed the quest, fetched the catspeak amulet whrn the cat started meowing. Iirc the cat is just as much of a douchebag as its owner

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

I've burst out into a belly laugh three times now. Never did this quest so I didn't know I was missing this gem of a quest.

[@Tuxfanturnip]

it's hilarious how intensely british runescape gets when you pay attention to the quest writing

[@mattordiway1955]

If I see a cat, and its not in the underground pass, im running to the bank for that amulet lol - OSRS cat lore is second only to the Mahjarrat lore

[@rechtebanana]

latest gamejam had an idea for an update with a bestiary ingame that would save monster information forever, hopefully they develop that

[@SanJo2MD]

I've done this quest so many times but had no fucking clue about the Ned and Rope lore, I regret skipping through this quest text, this genuinely blew my mind

[@curtisss]

This is the first comment I've seen about that but I found it both hilarious and interesting 😂 the way the character calls ned a fraud made me genuinely laugh out loud

[@commandershepard4235]

What's really funny is if you show up with rope already in your inventory, the king accuses you of being a witch, you then proceed to try and convince him somewhat successfully that you're just a traveling rope salesman 😂😂😂

[@darkychao]

I wonder how many times he's going to react to his cat wanting food or attention by saying that it's "about to die" throughout this series.

[@PeterOak]

"Ned lore" my sides. For some reason this had me laughing for an entire minute

[@snacpop]

welp ive just binged this entire series in 3 days and now i need more. this is easily my favorite osrs series on youtube. keep it up this is the best content on the site.

[@Revrocking]

I feel the content to are making is so unique that this will take off 99% of players don’t know what any of the quests are about, you’re a great narrator, keep up the good work!

[@chrispitos]

Alien Food in Gielenor Games Season 5, would be so entertaining seeing how he handles the challenges.

[@MegaChickenfish]

"Do I take you for a fool?! Yes I do!" One of the best lines of any quest, and almost guaranteed to be worn while wearing a jester outfit which is even better.

[@RipsaltyTV]

The Fremenik questline was always one that I have a lot of nostalgia for growing up, so seeing the quests done from your perspective here has been so fun. Cheers!

[@Abstand7]

I just want to say that you are by far my favorite OSRS content creator. I excitedly check this playlist every single night to see if a new episode has come out and it makes my evening when I see a new one! Thanks for giving us all such awesome content and please don't stop!

[@nicksacco5041]

I think this has been my favorite quest of the series so far.

[@garrettbaker8098]

I love how rewarded you sound at the end of each quest. That was pure joy when you got the helm.

[@gepffmains9333]

bro that cat during the quest and you going "this cat is kicking off" every fkn time rocked me hahahaha

[@DZ-X3]

This series is the most thoroughly derfed one I've ever seen.

[@zackallen9679]

I have been watching this series since the beginning and every episode is so fun!

[@exantiuse497]

The start where he's considering making planks out of logs... while standing in Barbarian outpost. So close without knowing it!

[@creekninja]

While in the process of getting ready for lunar diplomacy…..oh the irony

[@ivanmathalamus]

I haven't watched yet as I'm at work, but I cannot begin to tell you how happy it makes me to see an upload of this series. At the end of a long week, on Friday, it's a blessing to be able to sit in my comfy chair, eating pizza, watching a man navigate the something enigmatic logic of RuneScape.

[@JackdawWatcher]

Aaah let the weekend begin! The video title is the most Unguided one yet lol, can’t wait! Also, J1mmy mentioned you in his newest By Release video, congrats Alien Food!!!

[@oposdeo]

One of my favorite things about this series is the genuine enthusiasm about the lore. I learned a lot about Fremenik Isle lore in this video and found it really interesting.

[@littlereesie]

I found out that you can click on the construction and spells and stuff within the skill guide when I was pretty early to find out what you need for them. It's been a fundamental part of my account progression since! Glad you found that and showed it here, I don't think a lot of people are aware of it and it's super helpful. Great video!

[@SellymeYT]

33:55 flagrant cheating of the "no wiki" rule, I thought you were better than this

[@Lolkop555]

Account ruined :(

[@geoffshaw2775]

I've loved this series. So happy that it got a J1mmy shoutout. Cause you absolutely deserve it!

[@TheEchidnaKid]

I love how at the start you are at barbarian assault where there are multiple plank spawns behind the bank (you can see the red dots on the minimap, could probably see them if you rotated the camera a bit) and you're saying you dont know a good way to get planks. 😂 Loving the series mate. Keep it up 💯

[@aarnelylykorpi1087]

Great video, I really like how your editing style has evolved over the course of the series :) I'd suggest you also look into general upgrades of your account; achievement diaries and fire cape would be very benefitial.

[@roguespectre9656]

Quality stuff, dude! Love your pondering on what to do, can’t wait for your WGS video!

[@generichuman2044]

I found your channel about 10 days ago and I'm quite sad that I've now caught up with the series. Can't have any more late night binges and will need to wait for the next episode. So glad that youtube recommended your channel. I haven't played RS in about a decade and these videos have brought back so many memories. In fact I think I'm going to start a new account and go for all quests

[@dang7873]

This is, without a doubt, one of the best series. Love it when a new video releases! Amazing stuff man.

[@gadget392]

This might be my favorite episode so far, your banter was 10/10

[@BehappyBhairava]

The Underfed moment cracked me up aha about 10 minutes ago and I'm still getting the odd chuckle. Easily favourite osrs series on youtube! dedicated viewing

[@stardustjustlikeyou]

Loving this serious because I get to actually read and learn the story of all the quests I've already completed lmfao

[@ChillyWing]

I cant wait for the List of Quests where you get someone piss drink

[@exantiuse497]

It's not really that many I think. Maybe 3? I know it's a meme that you always get people drunk but it doesn't happen that often (you give beers as gift in many quests but not for the purpose of getting them drunk)

[@darton_]

Unguided casts: "open wiki"

[@floriskaandorp5623]

Literaly just caught up with this series an hour ago after binge watching it. Great content Alien!

[@Matkatamiba]

UNDERFED I'M DYING

[@reecebutcher306]

Its actually crazy seeing you do this cuz when I fought the trolls I didnt know the soldiers gave you extra supplies, like the pray pots and such im an iron so it woulda been nice instead of just space baring the whole quest through runelite quest helper lol. Nice video bro! Keep it up!

[@demoncushion9600]

You've inspired me. After 19 years of playing this game I'm going to do a quest blind. No wiki, no help. Just in time for While Guthix Sleeps.

[@MegaChickenfish]

10:30 "This cat won't stop screaming! What is it saying?" A mystery for the ages, to be sure. I don't know either, I don't speak cat.

[@curtisss]

That's why you can wear a cat speak amulet for this quest and see what the cat says

[@Knooterino]

Loved that you used Norse Code during your backstory explanation of the war on the isles. The gimmick is that it spells out Runescape in morse code. Kind of goofy, but I love stuff like that about the game.

[@AlienFoodage]

I think I’d heard about this! Super cool though still

[@yourenotincanada]

If you’re wearing an amulet of Catspeak while talking to the first king, the cat actually has dialog other than meowing away

[@papasalvo]

Fun fact about window taxes. That's actually a thing that the Brits did to the America's. If u go to Boston MA they have several old history buildings with bricked up windows. Because people couldn't afford all the damn taxes so they boarded/bricked their windows there by avoiding the tax

[@exantiuse497]

Apparently the idea was that wealthier people would have more windows and so they could pay more taxes, which is dubious logic. IDK why Britain didn't just tax based on income. Maybe the king just hated windows XD

[@Gorman_Vidal]

30:17 he shows a sneaky peek of a page that describes how we did it to ourselves, before we tried it out on you lot!

[@TheRileyg98]

​@@exantiuse497 seems to me the people didn't like income taxes as it was considered an invasion of privacy for the government to know how much you earned

[@EGGEBOYE]

The window tax was first put into place in England and Wales. It wasn't only done to the colonies!

[@Jaydasilentninja]

goat u got shouted in j1mmy's new vid

[@theblackopsexorsist]

I look forward to your vids every week. Can't wait to see you do some of the grandmaster quests

[@samm5111]

Just started the video, but already the beauty of this account shines through once again: all of a sudden grinding lunar for a spell no one has used in god knows how long is now actually not only worth it, but crucial without wiki access. Can't wait to see how this video plays out!

[@dethkruzer]

Oooh, Lunar Diplomacy. I literally finished rgat yesterday. Wasn't expecting you to go there so fast. But between the ancient magicks, the neitoznot helm, and soon the lunar spells, these are some hefty upgrades for the account

[@BringTheSteak]

"I dont know a good source of planks" when you can see the plank spawn on the mini map 😂

[@pascalchenard5732]

I love the mechanical keyboard sound with the shaking screen. I hope you'll keep doing this from time to time.

[@AdamHHI]

Amazing quality and frequency. Thanks!

[@MrArbaras]

One of the best quests, and I wish there was a part 2 where you bridge the divide somehow.

[@soupjaw]

Your title, thumbnail, and video intro game is unmatched.

[@gamingtank234]

I am just happy youtube recommend you to me since the 1st ep to see you grow is so cool.

[@dig8634]

What a fantastic set up for a side quest! "I have a vague memory that I might have made up, so we're just gonna flail around blindly trying to figure out if my memory is accurate" Real good stuff Food, I must say

[@Pauma92]

This quest is quite fun when you're a Scandinavian, all the names have a special meaning

[@caseyreiss1931]

Another installment of the best series yet! Thanks brother!

[@kainakazawa]

Loving the series. No Spoiler tip: I suggest you spend some time poking around every interface, setting, etc. Because you're not using any guides, there's likely stuff that you have no idea about that could be helpful.

[@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes]

Underfed is the hardest I've laughed at an osrs vid in a long time

[@bsHunts]

i think my new favorite alien food quote is "oh no my cat's gonna die"

[@Sam-mk6sw]

appreciate the consistent friday night uploads! best day of the week just keeps getting better

[@StretcherJockey]

him wondering where to get planks standing right next to a plank spawn was pretty funny

[@sebastiaanreinders6032]

Some people struggle with the end battle because they bring their own PVE gear, by keeping on the yak armor and fremenik shield you actualy take way less damage in the final battle

[@burkedigital]

The Wikipedia article poking out for Beard Tax was hilarious. So many people go through life Unguided style.

[@Cobra_Kie]

“It looks fucking sick” is worth much more than mere stats

[@shubhamjoshi1843]

Discovering a spell that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower (Phineas!) As you can see there's a whole lot of quests to do before RotM drops this fall So stick with us cuz Alien Food's gonna do it all

[@Andr00OSRS]

This man’s cat has been a kitten for what feels like months

[@itzBrazin]

"underfed" to "under fed" had me confused then rolling laughing. im also an idiot, it's okay alien

[@maclman38]

You inspired me to do While Guthix Sleeps on release day, completely unguided. Was super fun. :D

[@kierandw22]

Great episode! Congrats on the upgrade too!

[@lipvandip6480]

Thank you for making the episodes longer

[@Nomaran]

One of my favorite quests of all time. I got so involved with it back when I was a kid.

[@masonkohler8657]

This series is goated. I hope it can persist well past the quest cape.

[@ashleysmith7091]

Love the work as always, about to drop my cat off to Ardy as you've inspired the constant death runes grind.

[@TheUndeadGraduate]

Doubling down on the "I can't read' from last episode with the 'un-derfed'. Great episode as always

[@DiscoJesuss]

Really hope Jimmy's shoutout will make your channel explode, you absolutely deserve it lad! Great content as usual :)

[@DripQuestYT]

One of the best parts about this series is hearing about all the interesting lore I spacebar skipped through.

[@CederUpnext]

I have a quest cape but ive learn more aboit osrs lore from your serie than my personal experience thanks😅