Unlucky Fails Of The Week

[@malcwhite]

I've seen so many where people fall down the steps outside their door. You'd think people would put a non slip surface on the steps but nope.

[@geoculus5606]

Or even a simple rail.

[@franck3279]

Or find that funny to see

[@Mr.JerziiE]

Flip Flops

[@Mr.JerziiE]

And So Many O My G.O.D.

[@DC-pp8xf]

@@franck3279huh?

[@Juras_Dss]

What do you mean *no one was harmed*, the chimney literally fell on top of the guy and they both crashed through the ceiling!

[@jackryan765]

I was going to say the exact same thing. That dude was DEFINATLEY HARMED! He may not be dead, but that was 100% a trip to the hospital

[@RangeWilson]

He's not harmed, he's dead.

[@JimMcGourty-c7q]

No one was harmed is code for "Severe Injury". He wasnt just clumped from behind but his head was also smashed against the cross beam. They have used the "no one was harmed " before on clear leg breaks.

[@brianphilbrook5262]

It means get a life and just watch the video.

[@cornelius2993]

It's not ur business to ponder about that statement. Just swallow it and move on to the next clip for more dopamine release.

[@Kat-tr2ig]

2:18 the man on the motorbike crashing into the girl on the motorbike and both laughing about it is the beginning of a quirky romcom.

[@Durwood71]

I was a little disappointed when they just drove away in opposite directions.

[@robertopatrignani0529]

But the question is what the fuck they are on the pedestrian crossing by scooters? It's very dangerous and I hope illegal.

[@stiannobelisto573]

​@@robertopatrignani0529exactly what I was thinking! The pedestrians don't even seem to care

[@fc-kt3th]

I think they were in China and scooters will have to share the road with pedestrians as they are not allowed to share the road with cars. @@robertopatrignani0529

[@OersJ]

@@stiannobelisto573have you heard that there are different areas on the world?

[@annoyingdrivatar]

5:08 *no one was harmed* If that guy wasn't harmed then he may as well be Iron Man.

[@Jonathan-hh6fv]

En faite, il n'a pas été blessé c'est vrai, car il a été tué sur le coup.

[@Durwood71]

Or Bruce Willis' character in _Unbreakable._

[@Derek_Wyld]

that's what I thought I was like "dude seems dead to me"

[@StaccsMore-il6yi]

Iron man sucks.

[@Unknown0YT0]

5:07 Haven't seen FailArmy be vintage FailArmy for a while with their classic "No one was harmed".

[@user-rf2vk8zp2u]

Definitely a lie. 😂

[@tranz2deep]

@@user-rf2vk8zp2u It has popped up now and again. It's just not a standard because a lot of these guys...

[@aerith119]

@@user-rf2vk8zp2u pretend that we don't know.

[@HD4lyfe]

The chimney guy...He might not have been injured....BUT it definitely hurt like hell haha

[@justsomeguywithhalfamousta2858]

@@HD4lyfe or he passed away, his head got caught in between the wooden beam and the chimney falling directly on his skull…

[@punelopepunstop5515]

04:20 Dad cracks egg on Jill’s head, Jill cracks one on Dad’s head… seems fair.

[@frankwoods4532]

4:18 she slapped him like she meant it when he cracked the egg on her head. That's the funniest one on here.😅

[@StaccsMore-il6yi]

No it’s not.

[@Person01234]

@@StaccsMore-il6yi cry more. Girl's not taking any shit.

[@drakon1300]

he deserved it for cracking the egg on her head 😂🤣😂🤣

[@SWWonders]

Nothing like cracking eggs on your kid’s head for clout

[@getrichbubba]

@@SWWonders womp to the womp

[@comerpickles9485]

5:09 "No one was harmed." BULL. SH*T!! 👏 👏

[@Furnishedaunt7]

5:07 *No one was harmed*... Well, i doubt that.

[@ThePrimebeef]

nah man you can see the wankstain sliding to the left in the footage, the only thing that was harmed was his undies, he shat himself.

[@monsterhog1118]

He dead

[@madyhani]

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

[@numbereightyseven]

Those weights holding the umbrellas from becoming missiles, actually did a really good job.

[@nickcrispino6575]

should be their entire advertisement strategy

[@payankeu7549]

yeah 🤣🤣

[@Zaro2008]

timestamp?

[@BeMineValentine]

Omg 2:17 could be a cute scene in something... how they met and fell in love lol

[@markae0]

I miss the intro music for FailArmy. The drums and such. Please put it back so we know its the real FailArmy.

[@failarmy]

Hmmm

[@snowiecore]

@@failarmy fucking do it, why bother about ur image

[@MsDOT-ic7dz]

@5:04 The guy with the "mini Velociraptor" death gripped on his nose and saying "don't freak out" did it for me.😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😊😂😂

[@HumorGiggles]

👍 celebrity in daaaaa house

[@SuperScottCrawford]

They need to update from "NO ONE WAS HARMED" to "NO ONE WAS HARMED TO DEATH"

[@HumorGiggles]

exactly!! or no one actuallt reported it

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

1:02 R.I.P. PS5 😢

[@lordofmud]

The return of *No one was harmed*!!!!! Excellent!!!!

[@SeenGod]

when are we gonna get the Ultimate People VS Stairs compilation? according to my calculations, it should be about 800 hours long 😃

[@einienj3281]

7:12 the raccoon didn't approve your offerings and is out for blood! 😂😂

[@readytogo6569]

Likely rabid. Raccoons aren’t daytime animals and normally avoid people. Very scary. They’re viscous under normal circumstances.

[@einienj3281]

@@readytogo6569 I don't know, it looked way too stable in it's movements.. the rabid ones are twitchy.. I think it we didn't get the entire video.. they can be very territorial and aggressive without being rabid.. maybe the person scared it or tried to kick it..

[@madyhani]

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

[@tekarock]

2:26 you blink you miss! Nothing there for the duck to pinch 😝🤣

[@ChrisJones-yu9rz]

You can’t really blame the dog for knocking over the PS five… for God sakes why does have a wired controller? 😂 @1:00

[@icarusbinns3156]

6:25 the dad yelling “What’d I do?” Makes me wonder… what DID he do?

[@MrYfrank14]

4:23- dad raised her right. Good job. Don't have to worry about some guy slapping her around.

[@tranz2deep]

Jill has no chill. And that response was quick enough she needs to join the FailArmy!

[@sweet_amir]

5:06 A whole chimney falls on his body. "No one was harmed".

[@EV2075-z6q]

4:53

[@Silver-Ellipsis]

"Go push daddy! Go push daddy!" 😂😂😂

[@GK-rw2op]

The guy at 2:46 is smart because if your car is really dirty all the rain will do is wash the top part and keep the lower part dirty

[@AtheistOrphan]

Round my way cars are often filthy after rain. (Fine dust).

[@Feign72]

7:04 dude said no so like it was an inconvenience. Bro that’s a forming Tornado!😂

[@realstory171]

really good content

[@daveb3007]

Nose bitten just for a photo, brilliant

[@getrichbubba]

womp to the womp

[@dashamanstevo5326]

That last clip was pure dedication to the cause!

[@theWZZA]

And a win in my book

[@StaccsMore-il6yi]

That book has a bunch of sissy crap in it. Don’t try to deny it boy.

[@ricktherrien8235]

Whoa that guy bit the dust!! Face first wha!!

[@brianartillery]

The 'No one was harmed' tag at 05:07, was a complete lie. Thicko, there has about half a ton of bricks fall on him. He got hurt bad. Stop this. We didn't come in with the tide.

[@VlerkeDamne]

1:00 Fastest he had moved in years

[@thetundra8838]

Bruh They Broke The Play Station 5 Man Oh My That Dog Is Going Out Forever Señor da Man

[@HumorGiggles]

😂😂😂😂

[@StoicMotivation99]

If luck was a superpower, these people would be the Avengers of good fortune!

[@OAGrowth]

😂

[@Catcatcat3210]

no one was harmed by a chimney falling on them while simultaneously falling through a roof.....

[@TheRealSkeletor]

4:20 good girl

[@MissThaaang]

It’s amazing the amount of people who don’t understand how KZbin works and what is required with possible injury clips. WILD

[@AtheistOrphan]

1:10 - Clearly one of those new self-driving bikes!

[@HumorGiggles]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@einienj3281]

1:41 when doing dance moves, make sure your partner is on the map... 😂

[@arkadiuszkisza]

You know it 😅😅

[@einienj3281]

@@arkadiuszkisza 😄

[@jeremiahhester6408]

0:43 Y'all didn't have to subtitle that. Y'all so crazy XD

[@athgt6630]

0:06 how to fall down, break a hip and manage to demolish half of the house with you

[@austinsomogyi1437]

1:01 rip to that dog

[@erwynator]

The lady that let the lizard bite her septum 😂😂

[@linsanity6059]

"dont freak out" lol

[@mommy2libras]

It isn't even that she let it bite her. When I was a kid we used to do that all the time with anoles on our earlobes. The dumb part was that for some reason, she expected it to magically know when she was done with her "look at me" photo and automatically let go.

[@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev]

200 IQ move right there...... /sarcasm

[@dinaghikas7933]

1:09 the bike was like, dude I just know you're planning to do something stupid with me, I'm not going to be party to this

[@osiviper]

That kid at 6:45 was SO happy

[@ZaneGrayMusicMaster1]

0:33 why is this so satisfying?

[@AtheistOrphan]

Perhaps not for the poor sod who had to pick them up!😢

[@ZaneGrayMusicMaster1]

@@AtheistOrphan I’ll go pick it up, I don’t care. Worth it because I got to watch it 😆

[@auxmobile]

The bike had enough mate. I mean, it's obvious. Just let it go, if you love it, let it go. Perhaps it will drop you a line or two when it reaches a safe place and after a wee rest...

[@ashleyhubach9882]

People who wash their cars while it's down pouring make me think they might have committed a hit an run.

[@JesseDylanMusic]

That’s legit what I thought.

[@StaccsMore-il6yi]

So what?

[@snowrocket]

I put on a swimsuit and washed my car in the rain. It's called "a free and continuous rinse"! The car looked better after the rain was over than when it started so it was a "win" for me. I'm sure some of the neighbors found it entertaining too.

[@ashleyhubach9882]

@@snowrocket That's weird. But you do you. 👍

[@joygamez.tv52016]

At 3:27 it looks like the house is weirdly floating, I assume it's due to the fish eye lens distortion on the camera.

[@neoaliphant]

3:08 and the moped driver just drives off, he caused the accident.....

[@joelmoses565]

0:14 The jump rope fail was funny 😄 😄😆 and epic too! This video is fantastic! 🤩❤️ Ha ha haha 😂 I love Clip is hilarious! 😅 🤣 Great Work Failarmy! 👏❤️🙌🩵 Thank you for sharing this video with us! 😊❤👏😍🙏🏾

[@cstarr3240]

The last video was not a fail. Dude braves the elements and catches a fish, exhibiting a man-over-nature scenario... I call that an epic win.

[@fajarkurniawan9434]

3:17 American : that's the opportunity to sue the restaurant for million dollar for the mental and emotional damage caused by the stool

[@Scarlet_Soul]

3:02 And this is why those little electric bikes need license plates

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

...AND SHOULD require some kind of certification to be on the streets. They're getting faster and adding range with every new model, and some are already as quick as any motorcycle up to 80 mph. At 30 you can get killed faster than you can realize you f***ed up. ;o)

[@roby496]

So if someone does that on foot you'll say we need a license plate for walking?

[@angrypatata7084]

4:53 social media and stupidity

[@pcr8918]

Just WHY?

[@PlanktonYT69]

Early gang here 👇

[@michaelmichaels138]

*RIP* to all the people that died making these videos. Your sacrifice is appreciated.

[@HumorGiggles]

none... none reported

[@comcfi]

4:23 assault against a minor. Reported to authorities.

[@Fail_moment.]

5:08That dude name is "no one"?🙄 he must be harmed😢

[@EV2075-z6q]

4:53

[@davideberhardt6150]

somehow this is slowly turning into a channel that just documents extreme weather situations becoming more and more common 👍

[@jacklow9611]

I wouldn't really call those "fails".

[@Jona7Fer]

Hi, if you are not saved, and would like to be included in the rapture of the church. Believe that Jesus's death on the cross, was enough to pay for ALL your sins , yes ALL ,(past, present and future) That is what the Gospel is about. We are saved by GOD'S amazing grace, through our faith in Jesus's sinless life, death on the cross and resurrection 3 days later. No additional works needed. It is literally that simple. Ephesians 2:8-9 Romans 10:9-10 Romans 4:5

[@jacklow9611]

@@Jona7Fer Is that ignoring the passage in James 2:17, where it is written, "Even so faith, if it hath no works, is dead, being alone"? In fact, that entire chapter deals with the necessity of pairing works with faith for Salvation, and how the works will PROVE the faith you have. Not necessarily to God (Who knows our very hearts and deepest thoughts), but to those you live among, to bear witness of God's great power and mercy and to possibly lead others not only to true faith but to Salvation for them.

[@_XR40_]

@@jacklow9611 Ignoring that Paul's ministry is to the Gentiles and James's is to the Jews, are we?

[@Jona7Fer]

@@jacklow9611 Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Romans 4:5 But to him who does not work but believes on Him who justifies the ungodly, his faith is accounted for righteousness. Romans 3 KJV 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: 25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; 1 Corinthians 6:11 King James Version 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[@kasteryuen4349]

The last one wasn’t a fail…. That’s a win

[@HumorGiggles]

win or fail.. good to laugh either way .. lol

[@mommy2libras]

"No one" was definitely harmed. Maybe not seriously harmed but the laws of physics say that a brick chimney falling onto you and crushing you through a roof didn't let you escape totally unscathed. Either that ot FailArmy entrants really are the luckiest people in the world and do make it through serious accidents that could harm the hell out of someone else without a scratch.

[@HumorGiggles]

a little cratch here and there... 😂

[@Durwood71]

5:07 The return of "No one was harmed"! And I still don't believe it.

[@ashredfern8507]

Clip at 6:09 my fav 😂 we all have a quiet understanding of pot hole nightmares but this was just next level 😅

[@patricksalazar7934]

1:28 Here's a tip: Get off the damn phone occasionally--it makes walking so much easier!

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

That lady and the lizard lol what tf did she think would happen and the husband is like...stay calm 😂

[@Cvzar07]

The lizard looked so funny just dangling 😂

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

😂😂😂

[@fgm1197]

4:43 please don't take on and upload such videos! People abusing animals just for a selfie and likes.... that is just disgusting

[@unitedcharlie413]

N one cares about your comment

[@everymoviehero9248]

I agree, you can take a selfie, depending on species, but without directly touching the animal, there was a baby dolphin that got beached, and rather than help it back to water, the crowd of people selfied it to death

[@MrYfrank14]

4:58- didn't know snorting lizzards was a thing.

[@RatherBeRestoring]

@5:12 nobody was harmed 🤔 pretty sure a concrete chimney to the dome is kinda harmful

[@username2168]

He's most likely dead here i feel like his head was sandwiched by the thing

[@arkadiuszkisza]

Thanks, very funny people 😅😅

[@HumorGiggles]

always

[@GatorMike79]

That was a die-hard fisherman there at the end. My kind of fishing partner LOL

[@madyhani]

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

[@KingNicotine]

Yeah. That wasn't a fail. That was a win.

[@GatorMike79]

@@KingNicotine For sure! 💯

[@GatorMike79]

@@madyhani 👋🏻

[@madyhani]

❤❤❤@@GatorMike79

[@FISHY-ASSASSIN4]

Why do people just stand there when they crash their dirt bike I crashed mine doing 65 and it HURTS A LOT

[@mack_mcmillan]

4:05 - Guy looks like he just stole home. SAFE!

[@JoeKnowsWorst]

I am really struggling with the fact that anyone without a severe mental disability would lack the common sense to think that plastic peanut butter jar would just would just magically stay in place with an electric mixer inside...

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Like duh 😒 smh... me too!

[@YTubeScandalScrambledMyHandle]

So many good ones. The dude fishing at the end is my brother from another mother.

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Little dude was so happy after he pushed his daddy in the pool. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@FailArmyCentral]

Your video is great, thank you for sharing it. Whoever agrees likes it

[@prishaprisha6617]

6:50 - Rod(misterious thing, similar to UFO) caught on camera.👽)))

[@Infamedigito]

Maybe the guy was struck by a sonic wave after the ROD ?

[@AtheistOrphan]

Insect flying by. My camera produces similar shapes with flying birds.

[@prishaprisha6617]

@@Infamedigito Who knows🤣

[@GodlessGrandpa]

1:48 The bigger fail here is that they have taken down their smoke alarm.

[@couch2558]

You're trying to tell me no one was harmed by a brick chimney fallimg on them and taking them through the roof? Dude was DEFINITELY harmed, just maybe not dead.

[@bitspacemusic]

Dead.

[@HumorGiggles]

maybe a little scratch?! lol

[@tarnishedknight730]

In the immortal words of Monty Python... "It's just a scratch!"

[@gex_tengokunetworks]

Never get the clue why people, who obviously are not disciplined enough, owning motorcycles ... always ending up hurting themselves hard.

[@MrSomethingElse]

it's so much fun though. why would you not dude? Always wear a helmet, and leather if you got it and try and blaze up before you kick start. I hear it helps with the transmission or something, either way, as sticky as you can.find...

[@madyhani]

*Hi friends, have a nice day ❤❤❤*

[@ravenlorans]

@@madyhani AUTO REPLY BOT!

[@madyhani]

No BOT, I am a real user @@ravenlorans

[@shxdow9807]

@@MrSomethingElseterrible advice that also makes no sense

[@jorrin007]

4:53 anything for a selfie. this is what this world has come to...

[@levicrawford4604]

The climber guy is my brother. He twisted his ankle from that and had to hike several miles up a mountain with a crap ton of gear. He's all good now though, so it's a happy ending

[@liec000]

4:21 poor little girl 😢 5:03 the way that he said "don't freak out, don't freak out" 😂

[@jd6644]

My heart goes out to the dude and his ps5.

[@drextrey]

should've never own a pet, cats or dogs will mess all your stuff up.

[@StaccsMore-il6yi]

That dog would have got 🔫

[@Lwah0812]

@@StaccsMore-il6yiwhy? It’s the dudes fault, totally bad setup, it’s his own fault.

[@dekutree64]

Should have stuck it down with tacky putty.

[@GerudoKing_]

3:38 That guy hit the ground so hard, he started glitching.

[@HumorGiggles]

and "no one was harmed" ..

[@shishinonaito]

The infamous caption came back for an instant lmao

[@justinkoenig1706]

2:20 What a nice attitude in Asia! We should learn from them.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

0:31 Very satisfying.

[@HumorGiggles]

agree

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@HumorGiggles It's just something about the hang time and then the acceleration to the floor. The bash is lovely.

[@PaiviProject]

Hey, that was funny 👍 and she caught the fish.

[@snack2win595]

erm what the heckie? That last clip was an epic win if you ask me! LOL like if you agree

[@lakojake4215]

Puts his PS5 is the dumbest spot imaginable, then blames his dog when it eventually falls.

[@2645550]

👀 5:12 - are U sure…?! 🙈🥶🤷‍♂️

[@comcfi]

4:53 animal abuse for self glorification. Reported.

[@raymondharris6599]

I wonder if the rock climber got hurt? Perhaps that's why we didn't see the "NO ONE WAS HARMED" tagline...🤔

[@kickstand801]

Bike said "peace out!"😂😂😂

[@HumorGiggles]

"almost no bikes were harmed" 😅😅

[@nickjames6279]

“No one was harmed” guy almost got his head crushed 😬😂

[@HumorGiggles]

there is always a scratch or another... or a dozen 😅

[@DrozGodhammer]

that flying thing in 6:50, are those the elusive, alien-like flying animals skyfish? (flying rods)

[@aplefritter]

5:08 Are you sure!?