Uno vs. Spades | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

[@MsSuelayBoo]

Did nobody but Meg and me hear when CP said Deion look like the yellow M&M with the chocolate showing?! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@secludedone4418]

CP is proof positive that only children make the BEST friends. Their imaginations will keep things lit 😂😂😂

[@DirtyDanlo]

lol true i cant lie

[@donnyouttheway4091]

We appreciate it 😂😂. Niggas only really had the room, tv and outside lmao

[@BabyGirlJas88]

EXACTLY!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BabyGirlJas88]

@@donnyouttheway4091 WORD!! Lol

[@DirtyDanlo]

@@donnyouttheway4091 nah rs lol

[@bizphone8662]

CP tells BT "Stop making up stuff" then goes in 20 min on Croutonia

[@itsmekel]

RIIIIGHT! And I didn’t even catch it at first. I was too busy cracking up and picturing it all like BT! 🤦🏾‍♀️ Theeen I said wait and he had the nerve to fuss at BT. 😂😂😂

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

33:32 *Croutonese* 34:33 I've replayed about 20 times already🤣 Y'all's reactions make it so much better😭 37:05 *CroutOnStage* Dion's missed joke 🤣

[@maiapelham9608]

All of that crutonese, crunch story with a straight face none of the less and went with cold fries lol 😆 😂 😅

[@AmberinaNava]

lol i caught that too, he’s too funny

[@KingJusTee]

CP you definitely need to look in being the brand ambassador because bruh… definitely getting a PS Backbone now!! And Croutenese!?!!! That’s a kids Netflix/Hulu series waiting to happen!!! 🤣

[@coolpat207]

They got a show about bread on netflix

[@celesterae2154]

He sure should! Just picked one up for my 23yr old son for his birthday next month!

[@val287]

That's alright Dion! We caught it and it was funny! Crout-on-stage!😂

[@djterro17]

😂😂😂😂 I thought he was gonna repeat it

[@RonDonProductions]

He tried getting it out lmao

[@andrex8003]

They talked over him most of the episode 😭 I could see the hurt on his face

[@TheDaddi27]

Hell yea they did…he say funny jokes sometimes that make you think but because they didn’t feel it was funny at the time they talked over him or didn’t acknowledge the jokes…keep your head up Dion!!

[@PhoenixForceTravelAgency]

CP a real one!!!! That backbone controller is a game changer!!!!

[@AllDayFinesse]

I have one but when I got my iPhone 13 pro max my original one can’t fix it properly smh. I need to buy an extension.

[@mrpink3630]

its too expensive right now

[@Drummasterjay]

Deadass I have an 11 hour flight coming up so this is about to be a game changer

[@blackmoongoddess12]

I feel you LouLou,I WANT ONE!!!😍😍😍

[@1lionyouth]

I did just pause the video and search for the Backbone

[@itsmekel]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Did this dude CP just make up a Croutonese National Anthem off the rip???? I’m too high for this episode!!! I’m gone pee on myself! This man’s brain, it’s like he uses all parts simultaneously.and we all get sucked into his Kingdom! (I don’t know what just happened!!! 😂😂😂)

[@Spidmaan5920]

Keenan might as well do these ads tied up in rope. I feel like he's being held hostage... there's sadness in his eyes 😂

[@OGSuki.]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@millyforbes2138]

Croutenese ppl probably singing “ we shall over crumbb” while marching 😭

[@naturalscratcher9498]

They should make him an ambassador because he made me look it up that’s for sure!!!

[@markville1061]

im convinced CP’s the most entertaining man on Earth. Prove me wrong!

[@cdoubler1697]

This was a good time. Loulou and CP chemistry is A1 everytime.

[@therioncoston7424]

Lack said “CroutON STAGE” and nobody acknowledged it😂😂😂😂

[@profike32]

His feelings were so hurt.

[@MissCheryl810]

& He said it Twice! I felt so bad lol lol

[@latarickwilson1829]

I'm sorry but he is not funny at all

[@OmegaZekk]

I came to the comments for this one bruh, I heard that was like nah nah fam. Someone heard that lmao

[@mrtllove]

it was awful 😂

[@kinggreg504]

The Doe boy teeth too small if he was a vampire is hilarious

[@Sovereign86]

Dion not knowing that German Shepards are based out of Germany is *HILARIOUS!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

[@justdebs365]

The CP crouton bit ; this brother came up with a whole national anthem 😂🤣😂🤣😂 🥗 🍞

[@itsmekel]

I’m hollering at everyone’s reaction to my fellow Lioness Meg when she mentioned the actual scoring rules to Uno!!! 😂😂😂

[@shadre18]

No but for real!😂 if you play the mobile game, that’s how they do it too

[@SHANKDAWGBABY]

I was right there with them wondering what in the hell she was talking about.

[@ClassicDominique]

That's how I first learned when I was like five. We stopped scoring ever since. I really don't like playing stacksies though.

[@shesofemme]

CP jokes still hit! His Doboy roasts never die 😂😭 A starving Dracula with a straw tho??? 🤣

[@AABEETV]

Speaking for the small percentage of black non-spades players...it'll always be UNO for me 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@MrFrelix92]

I don't think the percentage is as small as you think.

[@AABEETV]

@@MrFrelix92 the way people go off when I tell them I don't know how to play you would think all black people learn at birth 🤣🤣 but I'm glad it's a bigger percentage because they be on my head 🤣🤣🤣

[@kelbanks3119]

I don’t even know what spades is 😂

[@Shogunree]

I don’t appreciate what I gotta go through every time I tell folks I don’t know how to play

[@AABEETV]

@@kelbanks3119 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenakeen8360]

The brilliant minds of these comedians sent me into a laughing frenzy!!! I thoroughly enjoyed this episode!

[@AllDayFinesse]

A few things: 1) If anyone is a animator, I BEG OF YOU, please animate CP’s “Croutonese” saga😂😂😂 I mean how he does it to the point BT and Deon could add on in the moment like they wrote something before hand is phenomenal. CP mind is amazing 😂 2) When I make grilled cheese, I butter the bread then place it into the pan….so idk what they talmbout😂

[@cjclark6153]

I was thinking the same thing about someone animating it. There are so many moments on this show that could be hilarious animated shorts. CP and Patrick have incredible imaginations.

[@Frantz_PA-C]

I second that, I want that animation! This dude!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prettytone2089]

Shit feels like an adventure time 1hr special episode

[@juanguerra8867]

Spades vs uno and cats vs dogs is an old subject but with new cast members it works

[@twiz25]

Only child + smoker = CP His mind is way too creative! 😂😂😂

[@thehomierenny336]

Meg is definitely right about the uno score keeping btw 😂

[@kxngmuzikig2417]

that's the thing with us. we play games without knowing rules and make our own ish. The one that's right gets trashed

[@val287]

@@kxngmuzikig2417 Yep! Trashed every time. 😂

[@PrinceShunD14]

19:30 unified black confusion

[@ivoryalexandria3309]

Colors or Numbers is what we use to say in school lol.

[@tonyrealbars]

Well it seems unfun

[@JSAqueen]

We need CP on "Black People Dont Do Improv." That whole crouton conversation was hilarious.

[@MarchallWhite12345]

Wouldn't be a Monday without this 👍

[@ryanhanks3739]

Can’t lie CP just gave me the green light to get the backbone. Just got mine today 😂😂😂

[@kimchiandquesofresco]

As soon as I get paid I'm getting mine 😂

[@ryanhanks3739]

@@kimchiandquesofresco facts soon as he talked about it. I went right to check out lol

[@EastsideZach_]

Idk why Meg saying "Cat Dicks" was so funny to me

[@jajayaboy]

Where's Dion's booty statue 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just mooning the moon 💀😂😂💀💀💀

[@laminsherman2859]

'BT shut up" - Loulou 😂 I felt that. I was actually following along with CP dogs origin breakdown.

[@KylePVincent]

This man said “Captain Crunch, Crunch Gym, Crunch Bar” 🤣 💀

[@gamenlift1726]

If there was a reboot of Martin. Deon would have to be Tommy and BT, Cole.

[@crespeakslife]

CP!!! Crutenese??!! What??? I immediately saw a Pixar short on DisneyPlus being made. Genius!! 😂

[@maiapelham9608]

The way he said, it's pretty good as if it exists is hilarious 😂 😃 😄

[@allymaree8812]

🤣🤣🤣 I just learned every fun fact about crouton culture 🍞🥗. Keep this show forever. 🤞🏽

[@Brittal009]

“The PRE-CRISP.” I love CP 🤣🤣🤣

[@maiapelham9608]

🎼🎵ranch, Italian, thousand island, bleu cheese🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

The Croutonese Pledge of Allegiance. 🤣

[@MS_A_Renee]

CP had me about to hurt myself on this treadmill cracking thee fuck up with this croutonese story 😂😂

[@TrillSavageTexas]

I know guests love when Meg cuts them off with a “no no no” like she talkin to her son 😂

[@CiCiqueen30]

That Croutanese has sent me to the 🌙 and the ✨ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michellebelle82]

I used to play pitty pat with my grandmother when I was younger. I can't remember how to play to save my life now. And speed was my shit in middle school

[@michaelbickjr]

CP is on a completely different level!

[@marcuscrabtree7102]

Squaddcast makes my Mondays!!!

[@moneymastery4her54]

This whole history on croutons, Croutania, and the Croutonese 😅🤣🤣... I have learned something today!! LOL!

[@nhymnbus]

🎶Raaaaaanch, Italian. Thou-sand-I(s)-land! 🎶 😂😂😂

[@Deepbarns]

How CP’s mind works is crazy!! Like how do you think of Croutonese and their backstory😂😂😂

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

I Love This Show so much🤣 I need it for my weekly belly-laugh 🤣

[@qtruth9273]

Cp hands down the best made up story off of something so simple. Croutanese is crazy

[@aleca2552]

nahhh CP said Deon looks like if someone took off all the yellow off the m&m! im dying

[@DeniseHarper]

Me at work for the rest of the day: "thousannnnndddd island" 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@studentofknowledge9525]

CP said if "If I eat the soggy bread slow enough it'll dry up and become a crouton"! Had me rolling!

[@ToniaMontana223]

Everytime I see a crouton I will think about the Croutenese people! #ThousandIsland #Salute

[@miastewart4259]

CP sitting up here morphing into Rick James 🤣🤣

[@kristalj.6151]

🎶 Ranch, Italian, thousand island, blue cheese were croutonese...🎶🤣🤣😭😭😩😩 Omg I can't breath LOL

[@blackgold8513]

Best part of MONDAYSSSS🔥🔥🔥

[@ChocolateGiddyup_91]

The way Meg just called BT a LIAR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MsJoyo123]

"Crunch, sire/your grace"...☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man. Great time.😅😅

[@bnadira212]

They really made a whole segment about croutons 🤣💀🤣💀

[@tdomonique504]

Omg!!. I can’t stop 🤣🤣🤣. This entire episode is the reason I ❤️ CP. His mind is amazing! 🥰…

[@Mrrsmtchll2]

Haven't they done the uno vs spades and dogs vs cats topics before.

[@shadowscarnage]

A roast beef sandwich and some Au Jus is another good soggy break dish.

[@Mr.RobinsonLBC]

No LA Fitness, all Krunch Gyms 😂😂

[@wonderbutterfly3]

Ranch, Italian, thousand island 😫🤣☠️

[@ThatBlackPiano]

German Shepards are originally a type of Alsatian. The breed was named Deutscher Schäferhund by von Stephanitz, literally translating to “German Shepherd Dog”. The breed was so named due to its original purpose of assisting shepherds in herding and protecting sheep.

[@tiffanyhufflepuff]

I’m sold. Buying a backbone NOWWW. Thanks CP

[@happinessMD]

Megan, why would you let CP and BT go on for so long🤣🤣🤣🤣 #intears🤣

[@aadddtedhxh]

Lol Meg was so bored and uninterested when they were talking about the controller

[@SZakiabba]

Wasn't Uno Vs. Spades done before? with Doboy and Tahir picking Spades and Patrick and Trevor picking Uno, that's all I remember

[@melissa8580]

BT “and y’all want me to come on Roast me…. NEVER!!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 don’t do it BT, run homie run! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoFlirt]

They've done these topics and title previously. Still going to tune in tho

[@lifewithashley1498]

I was Like we have done this one before like when they first started squadcast and Trevor was on

[@JoFlirt]

@@lifewithashley1498 facts

[@ladya1724]

UNO is fun. I've watched people pay Spades and noone ever looks like they are having fun. Just stressed, loud and angry. Give me Uno everytime!

[@ladylegs001]

Meg is right about scoring in Uno. Plus there are so many versions of Uno. Spades is just spades and someone always ends up mad.

[@kdtdp5186]

No it's not ether Spades got so many varieties

[@ShaunaaMariee]

@@kdtdp5186 no she is wrong because she saying that’s how you play Uno and it’s not it’s a version but what CP was saying that the standard game has no variation spades does have variations you can play joker joker deuce or joker joker ace, you can play with bags or without bags you can be able to do a blind nail or not or you can play it to where you always have to bid at least one

[@kirkiedakingpin]

Dog vs cats and spades vs uno. Takes me back to the first couple episodes

[@Mr.RobinsonLBC]

Cap'n Crunch is Croutonese??!😂😂😂

[@cairolivingston2101]

That little laugh Keenan did before the blue chew commercial threw me off😭🤣

[@dwayneadamsworld]

CP looks like a power forward on Prince's basketball team, the Blouses

[@LANDOVERLEGENDSTUDIOS]

How Deon gonna say I like facts and ask a question like “Why are they called German Shepard?”🤣🤣🤣

[@Deepbarns]

😂😂😂

[@malcolmmcnab9254]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrm9570]

😂😂😂

[@prolifik5]

And he was determined to die on that hill too!

[@courtney8736]

CP talking about Croutonese chicken pretty good like he done had it before 😂🤣

[@afenipollard6982]

As a Belizean I got so excited when Lu mentioned pity pat!!😂❤

[@kirkiedakingpin]

Lou face when Dion start talking bout the dog country. You gonna let stupidity live😂😂😂

[@earl0002]

Meg was right about them messed up Uno rules and they wasn’t having it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maiapelham9608]

Some cats love attention and companionship. I had a cat that acted like a dog. He wanted to be up under me and loved to play. He just won't let you put a collar on him

[@nickledbetter1262]

Lmao why CP look like the black Pauly Shore off Encino Man?! 😭😂😂

[@melissa8580]

CP brain really needs to be studied. He is TTTTOOOOOOO fast! He really had that whole anthem just ready to go. I just know they will all be singing that song te test of the day and just cussing CP out.

[@whowatching7668]

Italian beef dipped, with cheese. One soggy bread I fuck with

[@A_reiterated]

5:40 the shift from bewilderment to desperation in Lulu's demeanor is S tier.

[@yosemiteem]

CP shoulda said Your Crunchiness lol

[@marquizeconway]

Pat would say that’s the Asian version of Uno “we add math to Uno!”

[@amanfinally20]

“Lick me, lick me” 😂😂😂 CP funny as hell

[@ThatBlackPiano]

CP out here just plugging a bunch of products…”Hey ya’ll check this out, BackBoneee…Crystal Pepsiii…”

[@ericdoug7995]

A year of no sex VS. A year with no income

[@SaintLagniappe]

BT and Lou Lou’s eyes got as big as CP’s when he pulled that controller out

[@Edubz90]

Man CP just convince half of us to get that backbone 😭😭

[@vizzysauce6680]

Meg was not having it with the crouton talk lol she looked fed UP!

[@Liabean72]

I am getting one thank you CP. Thank all of you for the laughs.

[@caramelbrown2174]

Dion is my spirit animal today

[@betsabeenid7261]

Y’all had me dying 😂😂 okay that tres leches comment was too funny it is a cake that is soaked in milks not a sandwich