Unqualified Advice: Jesse Eisenberg

[@kaytan8409]

I LOVE his dry sarcastic sense of humor; he's hilarious

[@wannurliyana5597]

Same! Hes so funny

[@Mycactus2611]

"They say mother as though we're all related" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deyasiniguha]

That was hilarious

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

Stop doing this series with other celebrities and have Jessie Eisenberg do them on a monthly basis.

[@nini-ic7is]

yes

[@zufgh]

"I don't practice that much, what should I do?" Not run. "What should I wear?" Anything you want, you won't be running. Laughed my ass off at that. And he's gonna kill it as Lex Luthor, you watch.

[@prolifesinglemother]

I'm so excited for him

[@Thechewgar]

Same he's perfect.

[@Ms7deadlysins]

Jessie Eisenberg is just perfect. Period. End of story. Goodbye. The end.

[@mich3281]

100% true

[@JayQuek]

He said je-dee instead of Jedi and I still live him

[@adelinepop]

Lol. Was that a Harry Potter reference?

[@omnisalve3296]

adelinepop yeah, exactly!! 😍😍

[@andronikisa]

Faaaactss

[@anyaazalia6820]

When he said "bc" as "BEE SEE" CUTE

[@mario0318]

For an unqualified adviser, this is quality advice.

[@dreamchasingcat]

Especially the last one about getting a "mom" tattoo.

[@khaledalshaikh5991]

"Get a tattoo on your arm that says mom" And say "mom I got a tattoo of your name on my arm" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RiverPond11]

lmao. I love his dry humor and how he says everything with a straight face.

[@PirexianStalker]

From now on I will play this video every night before going to bed to help me sleep.

[@jamesrichardson7180]

+Tonatiuh García Masó ASMR?

[@karrinabunny2629]

I love Jesse, amazing actor and really funny

[@strangelife0_0]

same

[@skaylarm2003]

Igy

[@stefaniecallista5027]

+Cuthbert Bracegirdle why? It's her opinion

[@adem5717]

I don't agree you with the amazing and funny part, basically not at all

[@Zym_03]

Omg when he was laughing ab her saying mother I almost died!!! He's so adorable

[@user-kh8vz9zr8s]

What should I do? Jesse: Not run. What should I wear? Jesse: Anything you want, you won't be running. 😂😂😂😂

[@Bebelkss]

I used to "hate" him, but as I got to watch some of his interviews , he's actually pretty witty also, he's an introvert, I can relate. 😄

[@Carly___]

no one can really hate him

[@skaylarm2003]

+Carly Lennon righy

[@senthilvelan544]

He's funny relatable witty and smart in every interview he has ever been in

[@blancagomez2981]

Someone please make a gif of his wise advice about cats: "No. You can't convince cats of anything"!

[@Carly___]

I need Jesse as my personal unqualified advisor♡

[@OutdoorLiving93]

"Anything you won't be running" hahahah

[@philmoonchild2628]

his voice is soothing

[@sharansiva7635]

Without him we couldn't globally connect to people all around the world with the most popular social network.

[@mannelshah]

+Sharan Siva XD LOL

[@poreoticstictic]

This is sarcasm, right? XD

[@carmunmakkar]

nope, it's because he was lex luthor in batman v superman

[@sharansiva7635]

Clouded Thoughtss dude this is so old relax

[@carmunmakkar]

lol just noticed that

[@vanefrutos]

I’m incredibly in love with this man

[@andressarodrigues1505]

He speaks sooooo fast!!! Hahah He's so much funny I love it

[@tobe4real]

I really love jesse

[@sufjan4877]

"Because a man or woman can be lovely (and not scientist)" Lord that was hilarious!

[@everydaymiracle365]

Greater actor, love cats, introverted, witty and smart, attractive and good looking and for all the other reasons, I love Jesse Eisenberg.

[@kaylajachero3776]

What should I do? "Not run" What should I wear? "Anything you want, you won't be running" 😂😂😭 I love Jesse guys

[@adnanabbas.]

He said because as bc and jedi as jaydee

[@neontime8507]

Jesse is like the biggest introvert ever

[@Fairpoint374]

NeonTime you haven't met me...

[@beatrizlove8448]

When he pronounces "bc" It's because lol

[@Evelina_412]

Jimmy can honestly just stop inviting other celebrities to do this segment. Jesse should just do it whenever he can and feels like it, because this is BRILLIANT.

[@senthilvelan544]

Hellolovelyscientist- He/she coz both Men and women can be "Lovely" What a fucking witty comment. I adore this guy.

[@kristianjordan5408]

Jesses gonna be the best Lex Luthor ever

[@navigill2707]

Never heard anyone pronounce "jedi" like that before

[@remiliahart3974]

Ikr 😂

[@mickeymota9557]

He assumed it was a name. people tend to know that names are pronounced a certain way not as another regular word.

[@chrisplummer]

+Navi Gill Very disappointing.

[@peaceandllov]

Never seen a hippo Jedi either.

[@rspy24]

+Navi Gill I heard it always like that.. because in Spanish that is the way to pronounce haha

[@BenMelling]

It's Mark Zuckerberg!

[@theunkown6157]

WHAT?! ITS JESSE DUDE!

[@BenMelling]

The Unkown the social network.

[@theunkown6157]

+Ben Melling -_____-

[@mwk_powerlifting]

Game Grumps is fun

[@Rcjsan]

+Max Mekker That was a good grumpisode. Loved how Arin couldn't stop laughing while Danny was reading the texts.

[@MikeeYowee]

Jesse is hilarious.

[@elliparjanne4673]

"what should i do?" "not run" "what should i wear?" "anything you want, you won't be running"

[@4shanna]

Maybe... Move.

[@carterwatson1715]

I could listen to him talk all day I know that’s weird but he’s one of my top five favorite actors

[@alyssacole3283]

"What should I do?....Not run, What you should I wear?.....anything you want cause your not running" I'm literally dying I love jesse so much!!

[@GNXgames]

can someone tell Jesse that bc means because ok thanks

[@nataliemae2356]

I think he was just being sarcastic

[@KYDUH]

He was dead serious

[@fucktheyuppies]

I'd trust whatever advice Jesse Eisenberg gave me. Why? Because he's smart as fuck and would give far better advice than most people.

[@slickyjapper]

Jesse Pinkman + Heisenberg = Jesse Eisenberg

[@ephemeral783]

"b c" omg because Jesse because 😂

[@thedudeabides3294]

"I'd avoid the beach day for other reasons." Was he being cryptic or is it meant to be obvious to most people what he meant?

[@nataliemae2356]

I don't know. I got it immediately because I'm also an introvert with social anxiety.

[@thedudeabides3294]

+Natalie Mae Oh I see, thanks. I over-thought that one. I have too many other reasons myself - cant swim, social terror, laziness, polluted water, stick body, beach day not being a thing - so I didnt connect the dots.

[@SharkMaster-is9xq]

Cried at this , also the last was very helpful

[@jiayixie9692]

He's so cute OMG

[@navyamadhavan3117]

1:30 I love how he literally says bc loll

[@Zainyyx]

i love the way he talks

[@piano-reeves2449]

"No,no you can't convince cats of anything " 😂😭💀

[@YHelloThereOldSport]

"Je-dee Hippo" 😂

[@laurene.8233]

I love that he pronounced Jedi hippo as JD hippo 😂

[@zngvxsjca]

Jesse is just perfect. 😍

[@heartagramdl]

The tattoo question sounded like it was posted by Norman Bates XD

[@dramaticangst]

the way he said "BC"😭

[@iracatolico9822]

i love how witty he is ❤

[@imaanyassin]

His pronunciation of these peoples usernames is adorable and also the death of me

[@ProductionsByChelsea]

Best advice ever...especially about the tattoos!

[@devilunicorns3120]

I love Jesse, he's so amazing and adorable ❤️❤️💖💖

[@solangejimenez4622]

He's so funny but he speaks so fast!!

[@giorgigamer5737]

i like this show

[@kyliejudy9666]

He is just the cutest ❤️

[@Keypenknitreelyo]

wear anything you want, you won't be running

[@thenewclassic4]

He's a genius ! I love him so much !!

[@KP-gt2uj]

what should i do? not run what should I wear? anything you want u won't be running 😂😂😂😂

[@mech5]

This guy is sharp as a razor with the force of a hammer. Looking forward to his future work.

[@bealatorre9657]

This guy and his humor. 😂😂 ahahahaha

[@tunaxunaz]

"bc" LMAO

[@gracepark136]

hes so savage 😂😂😂

[@FlatRangeNerds]

"What should I do, not run. What should I wear, whatever you want you won't be running"

[@aliceilari6698]

His smile😍

[@elizabethnight]

He is the best. I love him.

[@ynezmyers18]

I love his sarcasm

[@evrena5210]

Eisenberg's way of speaking spontaneously made me laugh half way through the vid

[@idnacastellon7292]

hahahaha I love this dude!

[@sarahdaniel9912]

0:35 the way he said jedi....he's never watched star wars huh

[@kulik03]

This guy speaks hella fast

[@huamulan9279]

It's EISENBERG!!! 😄

[@natwixterthan18]

To the person sharing a bedroom (not that they'll ever read this), just unscrew the lightbulb, hide it and either hide the music player or remove the cord and hide that too. Then she'll be looking all over and by the time you get up she'll be late and you can have a good laugh

[@anaborchardt2163]

Anything you want, you won't be running 😂😂😂

[@melaniaosorio]

I love him!!

[@staylowtinostaylowtino4277]

Love em

[@josephcapaldi6014]

when you said elderly Siamese I didn't realize you meant cat!!!

[@miglo2000]

Jesse Eisenberg = Michael Cera

[@thewitness7147]

He sounds like my alcoholic father.

[@saucybackport]

+The Witness alcoholics can't talk fast and witty. He is on cocaine

[@thewitness7147]

Xenial Xerus Yeah, come to think of it, he speaks like my mother.

[@shamial]

+The Witness you mean just mother, not my mother #iwatchedthewholevidyayokayimgoingtostopnownoyouhangupfirstohwaitimtypingtoarandomguyorfemalespeciesonyoutubeandalsoiwillneverbeinthesituationtosaythattoarealgirlirlcozitswednesdaynightandimsittingathomewatchingyoutubesoineedalifeanyideasonshopsthatsellthemcheapkkgn

[@zztopz7090]

+Xenial Xerus That's no not true. My bro-in-law is always so hyper and he drinks to mellow himself, and also bc of boredom.

[@bestboy897]

his deadpan style is perfect for these

[@thea7592]

Ahh i love him so much

[@kristinvanderhoff4280]

hes so perfect.

[@imomimotv]

My fave!!!

[@user-kh8vz9zr8s]

He's hilarious as hell!

[@owl3170]

He's brilliant, smart sarcasm

[@haveyouseenten]

I LOVE HIM! so funny...

[@bekind2694]

He's adorable.

[@madisonfay4074]

I'm so in love with him

[@SOamzin1316]

I LOVE U JESSE !

[@BestestFangirl]

MAKE HIM DO MORE EVERYDAY

[@TheLittleMJPuppet]

He is a genius

[@28mojojojo]

I love him

[@ErikBoesen]

Biggest surprise of this segment: Jesse Eisenberg, who literally plays a computer scientist in The Social Network, does not know how to pronounce Jedi.

[@RAyano]

je-dee hippo lol so cute

[@wizardowlgenius7186]

He is so fit for playing Mark Zukerberg.

[@neontime8507]

God jesse and I have the same sense of humor!