When All You Think Is: “This B**** Serious?”

[@burntblonde2925]

“The Italian Leather bag, she calls a face!” 😂😂😂

[@adrianfrift7571]

The best insult ever

[@danielaalonso6569]

I don’t get it .___.

[@burntblonde2925]

Daniela Alonso The first story....20 seconds in That’s how OP described her MIL

[@Kayenne54]

@@danielaalonso6569 "Deeply tanned, deeply lined, looks like leather" face

[@danielaalonso6569]

Burnt Blonde oh 😂

[@WayWardWonderer]

...Watermelons growing on trees would be terrifying! People get killed when coconuts fall on their heads, could you imagine a friggin' full grown watermelon!

[@CaTastrophy427]

Softer shell, less harmful, actually. Sticky hair, definitely. Cranial fracture, probably. Major brain damage, maybe. Snapped neck, possibly. But there'd be no shattered skull and splattered head in the majority of cases, were there cases of ripe watermelons falling onto people's heads from, say, ~12 feet in the air. Botanically speaking, it's be nigh impossible for them to grow any higher than about 15' up, because the weight would be likely to bend the trunk too much after that point.

[@Bouch1018]

Imagine the strength of the wood from a Watermelon Tree?! That would be some strong ass wood.

[@hammerofjustice1183]

@@Bouch1018 just wood as strong as steel.

[@sliestwheel]

@@CaTastrophy427 have you forgotten how heavy a watermelon can be? 20-25 lbs (9-11 kg) now imagine that falling from about 20ft in the air, it'd be like a bowling ball was dropped on you. I just realized this is a perfect “This B**** Serious?” moment

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Aaron Bouchard they’d make wooden armor from that hypothetical

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

One time when I used to work at Kroger, I had this lady hand me several coupons that had expired several months prior. I told her all these coupons are expired and that I cannot accept them. She said in a rather rude condescending tone, "Why don't you take expired coupons?" And I said, "Because... they're expired." She said "Well Meijer takes expired coupons!" (This is an obvious lie, my sister used to work at Meijer.) She left in a huff when she didn't get her way. That was one of my many "This B**** serious?" moments.

[@amberparker4685]

What is wrong with people?

[@jamesnguyễn5510]

When this happens, I respond with "Okay." People give me a blank look for awhile before they realize I only acknowledged what they said, but I don't give a crap.

[@tarantulady]

Briefly worked all Walgreens when I was a teenager. Middle aged disheveled man tries to use a really old Chex Mix ad as a coupon. It wasn’t even a discount coupon, just a 5 year old ad. I was a 16 year old girl and this guy started screaming in my face and threatened to kill me when I got out of work that night. He left before the cops got there. Some people are really strange about coupons.

[@kathleenchaffin2591]

@@tarantulady sounds like dementia, tbh

[@101Volts]

@@kathleenchaffin2591 No, it's not just dementia. There are plenty of dementia patients who _wouldn't_ *loudly threaten to murder a 16 year old in a public store, probably in front of video cameras and other people.*

[@jimstoesz3878]

It blows my mind how many people think haggling is still a thing is chain stores like Walmart.

[@shadowwatcher3957]

I used to work in retail in this little tourist shop in Arizona, we would sell t-shirts. And we would get people from all over the world coming through. Anyways, EVERY DAY we would get at least one person, usually a guy, who would try to haggle. And I would have to explain to them several times that the prices are set and do not change before they would get with the program or leave.

[@GM-Hortense]

I thought the same thing but you actually can. The store I work at had patio furniture, guy wanted it but not at posted price. He called everyday with an offer until managment finally accepted (about 3 months)

[@shadowwatcher3957]

@@GM-Hortense Said boss of where I worked would have told him to F off and if he had kept calling after that, she would have continued to do so, and filed for harassment charges. In her store, the price is set meant "The. Price. Is. Set."

[@Rale881]

Blows my mind even more that I bought an Oculus Quest 2 from a Nordic electronics chain. They offered me 1 or 2 year warranty for 100 or 200€. Thought the 2 year warranty was expensive, so took the 1 year. Then the salesman verbally slaps me, offering 2 years for 130€. I was sold. Haggling still happens. Its just most people have no tact about it. Having gone into retail work myself, and mostly having customers 60+, haggling occurs often, and a lot of the time my customers raise good points for their case. Unfortunately I don't have the power to adjust the price. kekw

[@andreamunoz6088]

The dog one really got me. My dog is also not child friendly and many kids try to pet him anyway.

[@raellskys4083]

I've had people get mad at me because I didn't allow random people to touch my guard dogs,NOPE!- ONLY close friends, family or their vet. I say to them "It's a G U A R D D O G.....Why would I let you wreck my guard dog?" It takes years of training to perfect your dog, why th fuck would anyone want to destroy their perfection once achieved? It's not a computer program, something you can just BORROW to anyone, it's a living breathing animal with a brain- you can't just DELETE th files you don't want, if you don't want it in th dogs brain, don't ALLOW it IN there. They were GUARD DOGS, if I let everyone touch my guard dogs, they wouldn't be guard dogs anymore would they? They might turn into stranger cuddling Labradors! One time, at a gas station in a bad area,(didn't care because I had a HUGE loaded PITBULL), some guy wanted to PET th impressive looking, huge barking snarling beast hanging halfway out th fully opened window, clearly showing his training. I said "What? You want to pet THAT?!....😳😲🤤Um, NO! He wants to BITE you- if it wasn't MINE, I wouldn't want to pet that thing!!" He says "Oh, that's too bad, he looks so squishy!" Whatever th F--- that means, I said, "He is, with ME at home,he knows he's WORKING right now."

[@kaitlyn3168]

If i come across a not-child-friendly dog or any pet owned by someone and they tell me, i get sad but i understand and think about how soft they would be if i could pet them. Lol. I love animals

[@raellskys4083]

@@kaitlyn3168 lol, if it's RAISED to be stranger-friendly it usually won't make as effective of a guard dog because its used to everyone touching all over it and getting close enough to harm it's owner. I don't live in a nice area where I'd feel safe letting everyone get close to me so I keep my dogs un-stranger-friendly. 😄😠😁

[@kaitlyn3168]

@@raellskys4083 i would still imagine how nice and friendly your dog would be though. Lol. But i understand where you're coming from.

[@jbwkz0ted]

Lost my group assignment. Sent her the assignment again. Lost my group assignment, again. Sent her the assignment again. Lost my group assignment, again, and demanding all of us met her in the office. Everyone pissed, did not sent another copy of our assignment. New year of school, she doesn't teach us again, but whenever she sees me she asked about the assignment.

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Wow

[@Manglethefox238]

Wow, so irresponsible.

[@HH-ru4bj]

I was in AIT immediately after basic training for the army (AIT is your army job training for your MOS (military occupation specialty (it's been a while and can't remember the real acronyms))) and we are in class sitting at our desks while the substitute instructor is rambling on about his life and not about anything relevant. I 19 have have my head down as I'm finding his hand and bodily movements distracting and later find out o process info better if it's mostly visual or audio but not both, and he suddenly shouts " you are really starting to piss me off!" I look up to see him looking at me so I'm thinking, wtf is this dude's problem? Apparently he had been recently promoted and this was his trial period before he was given an actual instructor role, but he didn't yet have the sense that people fail themselves in the military, and results are what matter. So he took my head being down as me not listening or robotically fixate on his presence. I hope he eventually pried his head from his ass as I did after realising the army was just a job, and not something I wanted make a career with when those people are everywhere. Also something I just remembered. There was this dude that had a civilian life of working a construction site. He was younger than me, a rank below me, but was obvious he had a good head on his shoulders, so I didn't question his judgment when he had input to give. He knew I was socially awkward before I even knew that was a thing. He was a good dude, hard working and knew his shit. I hope he's making 100k now with his own business because he was worth it. He should be in his mid 30s by now.

[@jacklow9611]

In junior high, I had a teacher who seemed to think he was all that and an order of fries, who threw a piece of chalk at me because I wasn't looking at him/listening. I was listening to him, but he always seemed to throw something at someone, or get his long piece of electrical cable and hit someone. Luckily, his teaching contract was not renewed the next year. (He'd even "punish" a student for something that didn't happen on school grounds (open campus, it would be called today), plus he was very racist toward any Hispanic student, which there were several at the school). I feel for you about the substitute instructor.

[@ceceliawolfe3024]

I work at an out door/beach front restaurant right. this couple starts complaining that there are a couple bees and ants every now and then. I explain to them that we are outside, where the outdoors just does her thing - they proceed to scream at me and pull the “Get your manager” card after joking that i wished i could call Mother Nature myself.. That was my “Is This B**** serious” moment.

[@Sorta_Tired_]

I can HEAR the thumbnail

[@jhoeofhoe]

Cant stop laughing on that vid

[@Southern-trout0]

I think it's screaming "You can't film me!"

[@havingteawiththedevil]

So can I. By someone getting harassed by a Karen.🤣

[@HelloHi-vs4rj]

Stop your HaRAsiNG me No No nO you cant ThAts NoT TrUe

[@Lilith-Rose]

Best Karen freak out ever, especially with the super effeminate/gay guy she's freaking out at

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

Can you imagine if a man had a dream about his girlfriend cheating and "felt the need to beat her" when he woke up?

[@CloutHokage]

20 years in jail 😳 💀

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

@@CloutHokage exactly

[@Bouch1018]

Sometimes I try dirty things to my Fiancée while sleeping. Don’t have any clue it happens at all but get told stories of the night before. No aggression at all just a weird ass sleep thing. She usually stops me and that’s the end of it.

[@CloutHokage]

@@Bouch1018 you should go see someone about that

[@Bouch1018]

Tsunami Rain I have. It’s a think associated with stress and not getting enough sleep. My whole point was that it’s just weird as hell and well if you think beating someone in your sleep is bad well... lol

[@dergluckliche4973]

Ha ha! The skinhead one. Same. I shave my head with no guard because, other than daily washing, I hate hair maintenance. I also have numerous tattoos and can appear intimidating. But I am also half hispanic and pass for white. Xenophobes' embrrassment when they realize they're barking up the wrong tree is....amusing.

[@alexg3911]

The headmaster at my school gave an emotional speach about how to stop the spread of corona and almost started crying during it due to the lack of care shown by the students on the matter Then he travelled abroad to some warm place to celebrate his 60th birthday

[@littelmissgaga]

I worked as a chef in a showkitchen. It was super busy and I had to do 3 stations on my own. My coworker bought some new food out and I was cutting meat for the guests. When the plates starts smoking. Somehow a napkin fell down the plate heater and caught fire. I shood the people back. Run inside, called my coworkers and grabbed my boss. And while they took All the plates out and tried to take the fire out. The guests stand around like nothing special is happening and one guest harrased me while I couldn't even get near my station that i HAD to give him his cut of meat NOW!. I looked at him, wide eyed as he tried to give me his plate over the burning counter and said "I'm sorry sir there is a fire, you have to wait till we take it out. I can't even get to the meat". He didn't stop till he got his fricking cut. If I wasn't in shock from being overworked and freaking out cause of the fire and the stupid people who didn't go back. As I screamed there was a fire while my instincts where telling me gtfo. I would have screamed at him from being that stupid. Even if it would get me fired.

[@Kayenne54]

19:36 And I would have said to the daughter "Ask mommy to get that $5 from the ATM and then you'll be able to play your games :-)"

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Where I come from, you can't get $5 from an ATM. They only have $20 and $50 notes. I think they experimented with using $10 and $50 notes for a while, but the machines needed re-filling too often.

[@dapperfan44]

Even though technically you'd be in the right, you can't because then she gets the manager on you and you get written up for being rude to a customer. The boss may not even want to write you up his/herself, but will have to due to protocol.

[@anthustenebris9202]

I used to work in technical support with another engineer, who supposedly had a better degree than I did. One day we had the simple task of identifying computers compared to a list of their numerically ordered asset numbers. The guy couldn't find computer #1 on this list. He'd demonstrated a lack of technical understanding and initiative before this event and continued until I left, but this sticks out to me as the prime example of his lack of skill.

[@idkwhattotype4704]

Maybe he didn’t listen to his college lessons???? Lol

[@brucea9871]

I had one similar to the ATM story at 0:40. I was an overnight cleaner at Walmart and shortly before closing I was sweeping the floor near the ATM. Then a woman using the ATM flips out at me, accusing me of trying to get her PIN number as she was entering it. Right; did she really think I was going to steal a customer's debit card? I had the whole store to clean; does she really expect me to just stand there twiddling my thumbs waiting for her and everyone in line behind her to finish using the ATM? I think it's clear her real problem is that she thinks she's god and she expects everyone to stand around waiting for her to finish. I had a similar reaction from an overnight Walmart manager. She was using a piece of equipment and I waited until she was far enough away until I walked behind her. Then she flipped out at me, saying I wasn't supposed to get within a few feet of her while she was using that equipment. I WASN'T within a few feet of her; I had waited for her to get sufficiently far away so I was several feet from her. Moreover she was moving away from me. Finally I had to clean the whole store by myself (since the other cleaner called in sick) and I didn't have time to stand around waiting all night for her. Just like the woman at the ATM she thought everyone had to stand around waiting for her. And she certainly didn't practice what she preached; a few times while she was hauling a skid with a pallet jack she came out of nowhere without warning and cut in front of me while I was scrubbing, forcing me to immediately slow down or I would have ran into her. Sadly her behaviour is all too typical of Walmart managers and is a major reason everyone hates working there, and illustrates why Walmart has a (well deserved) reputation for chronic mistreatment of staff.

[@WorldNetExplorer]

19:40 I had somebody try this with me! Parent: "Are you going to tell my kid they can't have fun?" Me: (turns directly to the kid) "Your mom isn't paying for you to have fun." I gave that mother the biggest "what now, bitch" look.

[@dapperfan44]

I was once at a store late at night, during the time where all the checkout lines are closed and the only person really working is the person supervising people using self-checkout. There was an older lady holding up the line because she didn't believe in having to scan her own items at checkout. The man explained that he isn't working register, so he can't scan the items. I wanted the line to move (for context, I was actually at a different self-checkout and wasn't hampered in any way) and I offered to help her scan her items. She simply said "Thank you, but you don't work here. I want _him_ to do it."

[@jacklow9611]

Ahh. Karen after dark.

[@hk4124]

I work for a utility company and I can't wait for the day we start disconnecting for unpaid bills again. "What? You mean I have to pay my bills?"

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

At about 6:45. The guy was trying to say something consoling about the situation. But, like most people, failed miserably. I always tell people that in these situations when a friend or family member, or even an acquaintance, says something off, offensive, or hurtful; let it slide. They mean well. They just really don't know what to say.

[@supergoober1021]

Oh, that Todd in Accounting is quite the character!

[@jam1494]

> Italian leather handbag she calls a face You ever hear an insult so good, you have to pause what you're doing just to take it all in?

[@Jerry_the_Head]

I overheard someone saying this bs back in high school; "I bet Hitler liked pineapple pizza" Hitler died before pineapple pizza was invented!

[@someonesomewhere9115]

This summer I did an internship where I worked closely with one of the low-level employees who wound up being let go because she wasn’t a good worker (I wound up getting her job). About 6 weeks after the woman was fired she stopped by to say hi to everyone and STILL acted like she was in charge of me. I wish I’d had the courage to tell her that I’m perfectly capable of doing my job.

[@jacklow9611]

She was a legend in her own mind, I guess.

[@Nyghtking]

So what you're saying is if I end up losing all of my hair I should tatoo across my head the words "Not a white supremacist, just bald."

[@DesertCavalier]

Broke: "Coronavirus" Woke: "Core in a virruss"

[@oremstale8558]

corinavorous

[@tech34756]

Once had a couple who bought something from us but thought there was something wrong/missing, rather than come to us first they instead went to a different company who sold them product x. The couple only then came back to us when it still didn’t work, turns out they misunderstood what was included in the product and needed product y to fulfil the desired feature, they were frustrated but there was little I could do other than show them what they needed. But the “this B serious?” moment was when they wanted me to refund product x, which they had bought from a different company and none of us told them to buy. The kicker? Had they come to us first we could have sold them the thing they needed for less than the price they paid at the other company. This was actually one of my earliest customer service experiences.....perhaps it was meant as a warning or a hazing by the retail gods?

[@nlcrypto7324]

When someone accuses you of stealing something when you just got there

[@CaTastrophy427]

Every game in Among Us

[@Anonymous-xb2yb]

w o t

[@101Volts]

Super Mario Sunshine.

[@spicypineapplez9445]

Is it just me or unless there’s karma these videos make me annoyed

[@Tswizzle266]

Oh, I have one. One night, My father and I were flying home from Amsterdam to England on a late night flight, so really the only people who were flying were British travellers. When you get to customs, they divide the crowd by passports - UK and EU one side, everybody else the other side. Fortunately, we had oceanic passports, so we took the comparably shorter line. As one family moved from the line because their kid was throwing up, another mother with a stroller broke from the UK line to follow us and started to berate us about skipping lines and that if we get to, then they should. Even after explaining the situation, she was irate. Eventually, my father had words with her but I could only imagine how the people at customs felt watching this.

[@LongJoansRockNRollGlamHour]

Mine is when I couldn't go out with my friend at the time because I was doing a music video shoot. My friend lost it because I wouldn't give up my passion for a night out of drinking; and proceeded to tell me that she needs new friends because her current friends are too busy for her. We used to go to her house all the time, used to go to my other friends house sometimes, but never to mine because apparently I'm too far away (45 minutes).

[@moneytalks1219]

Elon musk might actually WANT to talk to a customer who managed to fill a tesla with gas somehow lol.

[@KnakuanaRka]

xD

[@williamspell5692]

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity in this video.

[@ThatOtherMaegan]

Me everyday working in retail.

[@zachallen7092]

Seriously this! had someone ask me if they could start a tab. At a major gas station chain

[@ThatOtherMaegan]

Zach allen oh my GOD

[@amanofmanyparts9120]

Astrology: Tell me about it. My SO likes to do puzzle games on her phone. One started with a sign equating to '10', so that you had to work out which signs equated to '3', '5' and '9'. When we tried to work out the correct signs we found out that there are several different ways of _determining_ the order. She finally had use the cheat option to pass that level, which has put her in a bad mood. Of course I only know which signs cover my late wife's birthday and mine!

[@Carolann16]

I have a friend who I've known for 14 years, he first asked my 2 best friends out on a date and they rejected him. He then asked me and I just like him as a friend, for references, me and my 2 best friends are white and he's black. But I seem to be his biggest target for some odd reason, which I still don't understand. For 4 years he would ask me to date him, and I would kindly tell him that I just like him as a friend, if I didn't say yes the first time, he'll stop talking to me for 2 months then come back and ask me again to date him. Then he would get really mad and tell me "you're racist, you don't like to date black guys!", I don't hate dating black guys, I've dated some in the past! But he's just mad that I wouldn't date him. Are you serious? You're going to call me racist for not wanting to date you? If I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT, WHY WOULD I DATE YOU THEN!? He would then go after some of my guy friends and tell them to stay away from me because I'm "his girlfriend". He has told me other crazy things, which isn't right at all! But I haven't heard from him in 5 months, so all is good so far!

[@yuvvrajkperson]

I told this story multiple times but it always fits everywhere. My mom is addicted to her phone. She spends countless hours on it daily and has a fear that the rest of the family will see it through the Screen Time feature on her iPhone which she strictly keeps off. One day, unbeknownst to us, she turned it on and put a pin to monitor and reduce her daily time. Unfortunate for us, she forgot she had turned it on and forgot the pin with it. The day comes when she "discovers" that "somebody" turned the feature on to monitor her. Here's where it get's crazy. She storms into my room incoherently yelling at me and threatening to break my (new) computer and other items I hold dear. After assuring the Raging Bull that i didn't touch her phone, she sprinted to my sister's room and repeated her words (although my sister did not have a brand new computer). After telling the bull that she did not touch the phone, the bull threatened us with arbitrary punishments and heft in a huff. She came back home later that day and apologized to us.

[@jacklow9611]

So your mother left and came home trans? Or was that just a mistyping?

[@yuvvrajkperson]

@@jacklow9611 Gave an edit

[@jacklow9611]

@@yuvvrajkperson Not that I saw.

[@wizpiez1995]

9:11 fiancé here has the same energy as da vinki

[@Mia-ht8fb]

This whole video just gave me intense 👁👄👁 vibes..

[@melissasmith1301]

Just had this happen to me a few days ago. Woman left a sign about not forgetting keys, wallet, money, etc. She drives around and stops her car out the front of my place as I read the sign (note the writing part of the sign was facing down on the ground and I picked it up away from sight of people) and she screams out MONEY!! before driving off... Turns out she thinks my partner and I were the old tenants before my boyfriend and I, who they stole stuff and sold drugs (they ran out of their lease and are on the run from the police and the real estate)... wtf right??

[@BAFVintage]

'knee cancer' had me rolling 💀

[@crazedfangurl074]

The story about the mom who tried to claim the employee wouldn't let her daughter play games reminded me of a story of my own. A few years ago I got a summer job at some retail clothing store where the target audience was for young girls (though some of the largest stuff could fit adults, but about half the shirts probably had flipped sequin designs). I remember one of the first days I was working there there were some little girls who were shopping with their mom and grandma. Once they had bought everything they wanted, they were about to leave when the store's alarms started going off. This actually happens a lot since sometimes those security tags on the items would end up getting overlooked during purchase, and so some of my coworkers and I had to go through the bags and find what was causing the alarms to go off. I eventually found them attached to the Fitbits, and proceeded to remove them. A few minutes after we put everything back and handed the bags back to the customers, the mother and grandmother angrily come up to the counter and ask to return everything they had just bought. They were mad at us because they were supposed to be surprises for the kids (the very ones they had brought with them). No idea how we could have avoided any of that, and my manager wasn't even really mad at us for it, but I still feel kinda bad for those girls that their mom thought they didn't deserve any of those nice things just because it couldn't be a surprise.

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

7:43 I feel so bad for the husband.

[@Natso_1]

6:55 Imagine if there wasn't a "I'm sorry for your loss"? That would sound so bad lol

[@jeremiaholsen9357]

My best moment was the presidential debate yesterday

[@maloydonedidit2903]

I, like most others, have been to those home town fairs. Ive riden the rides and eaten elephant ears. Then, as an adult, came to the realization that those fairs are run, put together, operated, and then torn down to be built somewhere else by people who have, at most, a high school education.

[@maggiesmith856]

And your point is ...?

[@maloydonedidit2903]

@@maggiesmith856 .....for real? You need it explained? Okay I'll bite. Theme parks literally have engineers that went to universities to design and maintain rides. The parks employee people who maintain these rides year round. Rides that NEVER move out of their places and if they do they are moved once or twice in their lifespan onto an area that has been marked, leveled and setup specifically for that ride. Carnivals..... Are tore down and moved and then put back up in a different location. The general wear and tear just from that is monstrous. Ever stripped a bolt? Cross threaded a screw? You telling me that NEVER happens? At least in a theme park they literally have a shop that can make the parts needed and modify if needed overseen by ACTUAL engineers and machinists. So yea I'll trust a theme park that has actual resources versus Billy Bob who just took his 3rd bump of cocaine just to make it through his 18 hour shift.

[@shannonpollard3964]

You would be surprised at who would gave the nerve to look at you typing in your or even look at your screen at the ATM. I had the woman who was with her kid looking at my screen, I was her when I turned around to see if someone was looking at me.

[@5jerry1]

~ "...Italian leather handbag she calls a face." XD! Best one I've heard in a long time.

[@allycat2791]

5:03 THATS HOW MY EXS MOM WAS, SHE WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO DIAGNOSED THEM SELVES THROUGH GOOGLE JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME/ALL THE SYMPTOMS

[@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens]

*"What? My kid can't pet your dog?!!" "Yup, she sure as shit cannot!"*

[@thelmaandrews2602]

$5.99 is what like £4.50 in the uk, that’s so cheap depending on the size.

[@TwinGearHero]

I remember me and a friend eating at a Firehouse Subs and a lady complaining that the bread was cold on a takeout order she placed even though the workers had just cooked the sandwich.

[@grantstratton2239]

Was in a settlement conference in a paternity case, representing Father. I called the Mother Ms. (Last name). She gets wide-eyed with rage and says (loudly and offended) "I am a married woman, you will address me as Missus!" And I thought, "Wow, you are literally shouting at me to recognize we're here because you committed adultery. Whatever you want..."

[@asarishepard8171]

had such a moment with a stranger at an airport. i had bought a burrito for breakfast so i could eat it before getting on the plane. i timed it like that at the airport. (this was lsat year, pre covid 19)There were few seats by my gate. so i sat in between two different groups at one seat left. i was right next to this older lady who did NOT look pleased i sat there. sorry im overweight, sorry im out of breath running aorund the airport, sorry I needed to eat my breakfast before boarding the plane. Then my leg started to tap; that is not something I can control unless I'm thinking about it. She blew up at me by that point stating I needed to stop shaking my leg. I stared at her like she was crazy and said I couldn't help it. I really couldn't. She kept huffing next to me. jesus lady, i dont even know you!

[@speed150mph]

I loved that one second is smaller than a meter because i was thinking the exact same thing as the guy who replied. Seconds and minutes can be a measurement of distance when referencing latitude and longitude. Of course, unless your a geographer or a navigator you probably don't know this. It certainly isn't common knowledge.

[@stevep5408]

Best one was local grocery chain put lunch coolers on sale in fall. I'm a construction worker and our lunches sat in an unheated truck and I don't like frozen food for lunch. The cashier was a particular dopey woman who asks me why I was buying a cooler in fall. After explaining why she looks at me and asks how the cooler knows to keep my food warm?

[@RustyShackleford101]

I used to work in a chain game store. I had a woman come in who we all knew had kids and buy a copy of GTA 4. I explained to her that maybe, just maybe, the adventures of Niko Bellic and his chums weren't appropriate for younger players. "Oh no no, it's fine." Aight, cool, whatever, not my kid you're traumatising. 2 days later she comes storming into the shop, throws the game on the counter and starts screaming how you "get points for killing innocent pigeons!" I stood there, totally zoned out thinking to myself "Do I actually hate working in retail now?"

[@corsaircarl9582]

I had someone yell at me about being a penny short. Dude screamed that what if he was one cent away from paying his mortgage and that if he didn't realize the penny was missing later I would've made him homeless...

[@frankpurvis9189]

10:05 why did I read that as I fell out of my mother a year ago

[@wolfieisacat13]

a few minutes ago. one of my classmates wasn't spelling things right and we got into an argument.

[@skippyjj5804]

This wasn’t too bad but I was in Tim Hortens peacefully waiting in line and overhear the lady infront of me who was at the register. She got her stuff and the worker was very nice she said “Have a good day!” And the lady gets an offended look on her face and says “Aren’t you supposed to thank your customers?!” And she tried to start an argument with the worker but the worker stayed calm and said thank you eventually. (keep in mind that the Karen did NOT say thank you) And as she was walking away she gave me a weird look and sarcasticly laughed

[@heli400]

21:50 This one should be under the: "Girls, what is a most obvious hint that you gave a guy that he didn't catch on to?"

[@flashstudiosguy]

To the woman who asked whether the Officer would ask someone who'd been violated to compose themselves , yes, they would, then they can get as much solid and factual information as possible in order to secure a conviction

[@TheIronwil]

Dog Story => At least I don't usually have this problem. I have Newfoundlands and a Chow. Chows strike fear in people's hearts (though mine is a total sweetheart), and Newfoundlands are GIANT dogs. Bigger than some people. It's been months because of COVID, but people rarely approached me without asking.

[@jacklow9611]

Why would anyone ever be afraid of a Chow? Even though a Newfoundland is a large dog, they're very gentle and friendly. About the worst anyone could be with one is being slobbered to death by one.

[@TheIronwil]

Jack Low I socialize my dogs all their lives, so my Newfies are great around everyone. My Chow is weird. I’ve never had to give her ANY obedience training. She potty-trained herself in three days, and is the best-behaved dog I’ve ever raised. All my dogs are sweethearts.

[@asolks33]

Everyone is getting likes for saying things so it’s my turn... Potato

[@asolks33]

Lol how am I “bragging” I’m making a joke I didn’t ever see myself talking about anything other than making a joke lol

[@aphelion7756]

Potato

[@jacklow9611]

I disagree.

[@allbankbasalisk___2005]

@Heyward Shepherd hey don't shame your fellow tuber you yam

[@Bouch1018]

I will never EVER understand the people that fuck up and then blame everyone around them or pretend nothing happened or just don’t care. Such weird ass nasty people. Suggested in a drive thru once to a man behind me after throwing trash out his window that he could just wait and drive up to the trash can and he copied my plate and then found my house and took construction site trash and spread it all over my driveway. Nuts, bolts, screws, glass, used razors etc. never actually drive over any of it. Got cleaned before I even got home. Got a Ring doorbell after that.

[@101Volts]

13:00 "May I speak to (colleague?)" Maybe they thought you were lying about him being on lunch break.

[@Eyetrauma]

15:25 Their manager was clearly in the wrong but the OP needs a lesson in how to communicate: just tell them that there was a minor miscommunication and offer to send a copy of the approval they’d been given. Manager saves face, employee comes across as chill and reasonable, everyone wins.

[@This13is13life]

My dog was not good with strangers. Mom and toddler asked to pet him. I said no he will bite. She lets kid try to pet dog anyway. Dog tries to bite and misses. Lady then says she’s gonna report my dog because he almost hurt her child.

[@lordgrimm2905]

4:45 i get that a lot, i am a latino that looks likes an stereotypical irishman

[@tenorlove]

8:46 this is why you keep your friend list set to Only Me.

[@gatherer818]

But I don't even know you...

[@tenorlove]

@@gatherer818 Yep.

[@hellobirdie0617]

You definitely saved the funniest for last.. straight up laughed out loud.

[@alanvanasch4793]

3:10 -and then she would have been mad that you let your dog get that close to her little angel and said you should have crossed the street

[@witch_ofthe_Sellers_woods]

Worked at a Rose's in Georgia years ago as a cashier. Lady and her elderly mother came into my line to buy a tarp. Rang it up to about 20-30 bucks. Lady gets iffy. Lady: I thought it was $5! I found it in the $5 bucket! Me: I'm sorry ma'am, it rang up at $20, not 5 Lady: How dare you be rude to my mother! Me....bitch what? In the end, after so much yelling at one of my managers at the price, and him trying to get her to understand that people put products away in the wrong place, so it's not the price she was arguing about, ended up begrudgingly telling me to change the price so they'd leave.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

I'm pretty sure that if that happened in Australia, the manager would first explain the situation, then maybe offer a small discount (like, max $5 off so $15 total) and then would tell them to get out if they refused to accept that.

[@dabdabthethird2410]

Use a college train pass with my name on it, train staff woman snatches it out of my hand runs off claiming she wasn’t giving it back because I didn’t have a photo with it (again this had my FULL NAME on) I started recording after she refused to tell me her name (which is illegal) and explained to her that well I didn’t have a photo for that card (not necessary just a courtesy) I had a bankcard and my provisional license with my name and photo on it so I could prove the pass belonged to me. She locked her self in the train cabin with my pass then called the police on me for “harassing her” when she realised I had recorded her hiding her name badge. When the police showed up they treated her like a fucking idiot especially when I explained that I had to other forms of ID that could prove it was mine, she yelled at me when I rang my college and reported my pass stolen and I think she got fired for the disturbance she caused. All over a 16year old girls train pass

[@joshcheatham9424]

in some places like alabama you can turn left on red but there are many rules about it

[@ghostlylover99123]

$5.99 for toilet roll is good going

[@keener9563]

How many of these are from the USA?...

[@Monochrome2004]

11:20 if i was there that girl was gonna have to meet me behind the school for some one on one tutoring

[@loganmccallum3724]

I handled 4 minutes and just couldn't.

[@liamh3964]

Impeach! iMpEaCh!! IMPEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACH!!!!!

[@birdmantd]

Nothing wrong with trying to haggle on price...even if it is a Walmart and they'll probably say no. No harm in trying. Now if you get upset and start acting like a whiny b**** after they say no then that's another story.

[@mayorb3366]

C'mon dude.... WTF. WM is as full blown corporate as it gets. Did you REALLY think every customer coming down the aisle would have ANY luck negotiating their own price??? If the checker took so much as 10 cents off (not that they can) they'd get fired instantly. I'd like to see you open your OWN business and "negotiate" with every customer over price. LMFAO!!! As the old saying goes. "If you don't like the way we do things here... buy the joint". Buy Walmart.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Good advice. I tried asking if they could take any more off when purchasing a fairly expensive item which was already discounted, but they said they couldn't so I just accepted it and paid.

[@jacklow9611]

@@melkiorwiseman5234 Very wise, man.

[@toomanyhungrycats0554]

I say this every time my BPD no contact toxic mother tries to contact me. Im waiting to move where she cant find me and retaliate and then im going to te court house to send her a no contact order!

[@ellakz8963]

This one’s not super great but it sorta fits. When I was in middle school my friends and I sat at a lunch table where there was a group of upperclassmen next to us. My one friend had odd eating habits and one day the group was looking at her weird and laughing at her and basically not minding their own business. So I decided in a blaze of confidence pulled out of my ass to tell them off. And this one kid goes “do you know who I am?” With full seriousness. And to this day I think about it and cannot believe he actually said that with the confidence of it doing something

[@Aegis_Paradise]

The time I did like 5% of a group project in my senior year of high school and my teacher gave me a higher grade than my partner and she said he wouldn’t let me help. Dude was a sophomore and an entitled sheltered boy that made vague announcements about me doing something else on projects where we were given like 2-3 days to do and I finished them in a day and made a 90-100% regularly.

[@Aegis_Paradise]

Was paired with the dude for a project and he chose use the much harder software to do it and I was on a field trip for the class the day it was assigned.

[@theplourde]

I don’t get how you can get mad at someone because their sister is still friends with an ex of theirs. That makes no sense.

[@supersaiyansalamence]

85°F is hot? 😂

[@maggiesmith856]

God yes.

[@supersaiyansalamence]

sandra wise it’s 83° at 7pm where I’m at and it was in the 100’s earlier

[@beegyoshi69]

17:50 Why would you capitulate to that shrew's demands? I hope your mom knows she raised a spineless pushover.

[@AA-hg5fk]

00:25 - It's not 'biking on a bike path' it's cycling on a cycle path!

[@ceewood3358]

...the $1 "finder's fee"...yeah, he "found" an Moron! It's been 30 minutes and I'm Still Laughing!!!

[@CassandraShadowheart]

With the last one, how did the conversation turn to whether she wa xenophobic or not? Sheltered gas station employee here with anxiety. These things always make me wonder if I'm going to get acused of being racist for one quirk or another going off at the wrong time

[@wschnabel1987]

Had someone tell me I was an asshole for not smoking and not having cigarettes or lighter for others.

[@alexandriahunt6058]

There was once this older White woman (old enough to be a grandmother) if it was okay to purchase a book if the main character wasn't White. I'm assuming she was trying to be respectful towards POC, but come on! Really??

[@GinitraElle]

Knee cancer??👀

[@iislasher6364]

I don't know if you realize this, but the outro plays like 3 frames of the animation, then stopsm

[@vvgaming928]

How the fuck do people “forget” children in a car

[@mmayfield1994]

B*tch: we're in this together during Coronavirus person Also B*tch: gets same person's pay cut by 50% Me: WTF!?!?

[@Dragonmoon98]

7:07 yeah, it's bad business to hold a mass of people hostage on a whim. Better to have one indignant Karen than twenty irate people telling everyone how the store held them hostage because Karen lost her glasses, or whatever.

[@BoostedDeere]

I was on first date with a girl #1. She says so when we getting married #2. She tells me due to being 37 and not having any kids yet I Would have to get her pregnant soon. I asked for the check. Dropped her off at her house blocked her in my phone. Never heard of her again.

[@crystaljones1935]

You dodged a huge bullet there!

[@dart_monke_is_op]

One day i was in a camp with my classmates and my teachers, and another teacher asked SERIOUSLY if *i could be her son* Obviously i refused and i still have my mom with me