WTF Moments (Reddit Compilation)

[@CarassiusAu]

I would recommend putting timestamps in these kind of videos. This will make it easier to skip threads the viewers aren’t interested in without having to slowly and painfully scroll through

[@jackthegreek6092]

Exactly. Some of these channels also include a ton of response comments that are so boring.

[@InternetHydra]

Hahaha, yeah probably they’ll do it after they fix the speech stuttering glitch, or the animated logo at the end of vid…

[@imissmygoats298]

Great idea! I would like 👍that!

[@FragenAntworten_2021]

👆👆👆👆German reddit

[@restingyuckface5955]

Yes definitely this! I love the long compilations but most of the time, I've already heard close to half of the stories so it'd be awesome to have timestamps.

[@ivoryhickman9456]

"We're here for a good time, not a long time" is my new favorite motto

[@happypiano4810]

When I was a baby, I learned how to roll over, learned how to move somewhere, and almost strangled myself with playstation wires. This was while my dad was gone for TWO MINUTES.

[@chasitydejohn796]

Oo{p¹²²²

[@feraltaco4783]

Bruh, being a parent and/or caregiver for kids is basically suicide watch. Children, through no fault of their own, are always finding new and inventive ways to almost self destruct.

[@pricilla0902]

Love these when I'm doing housework or walking I can listen all day

[@dre1978]

My mom LOVES telling this story. So when my sister and I were toddlers we tried to wake our mom up with breakfast. Only thing was we had no clue how to use the stove. So we made eggs and toast in the microwave. Somehow managing to spill flour everywhere in the process(it was kept on the counter). She woke up to both of us plus the kitchen covered in milk, eggs, and flour. Sorry mom 😂

[@LMCorvinus]

So cute you tried tho! Sounds like something my kids would do

[@amylynn6025]

😂❤️

[@chasefrost1401]

The poopening 😂

[@IShipYouNot]

Put the same 20 minute segment in the first hour twice....

[@kristinetaulbut4975]

If regular people ran the world it would be a much happier place

[@Human-kb6xc]

3:50 - why I will never get a house with a pool. It's just too risky.

[@mysteryminx2619]

Holy Hell! One year for Xmas my Bff bought me a giant jar of artichokee hearts from Costco. Like Restaurant supply-size giant far of artichoke hearts. I never thought that could possible happen to anyone else. I was so damn happy, they were great!

[@Len1b1]

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[@gabeangel8104]

Nobody was watching my toddler grandson for less than a minute today and he worked out how to open the child locks on our kitchen cabinets. Proved his skill with another one a few minutes later. I guess it’s time to try a different kind of child locks and hope they take him a bit longer to work out. We are probably either looking after a future genius or a future petty criminal 😅

[@saminam2228]

Went to the bathroom at work came back out couple minutes later and a light pole in the park had fallen over due to rot caused by constant exposure to water (I work in a water park) scary part was I had been in that exact spot minutes earlier thankfully nobody was injured

[@MisterSandm4n]

Blinked and my niece was almost falling from the couch on her face, doesn't seem like much, but she wasn't even a toddler at the time. I grabbed her by her diaper and lifted her back on the couch while holding another baby who got mad because I was squeezing her and decided to bite me. Their moms where in the kitchen and I was in ✨panic✨

[@DistantClover]

Had a snake dude in my neighborhood. First time I saw him was after visiting someone who had kittens. So it was a good day seeing fluffy babies and a good boi snake.

[@gretchenmyers1279]

never diss chicken waffles, that is comfort food extraordinaire!

[@gretchenmyers1279]

@@DoctorTwo lol

[@Amayawolf_01]

Regarding the presents one. My grandma bought my siblings and I bibles. None of us are religious, but she was really trying to push it onto us and get us to convert

[@kirtemoon529]

The ones about the weird gifts has me trying so hard not to laugh (parents asleep next room) that I’m literally crying 😂😂😂

[@hendyallen5993]

Some of you can handle alchohol.... you know who you are. A lot of you can't handle alchohol... and you have no clue. - Gabriel Iglesias.

[@mdotguy]

First story they called it The Poopening. I gotta say I think it should have been called The Crappening.😄

[@daryltritt6981]

The tinder date one how he hit himself 3 times,,that TKO comment was brilliant!

[@RubyBubbles-ym4pc]

00:20 Omg, this happened to my husband while we were on a date xD we came back to his house and you could see where one of the dogs had a huge explosive crap all up the wall somehow, and the other dog on the chaise vomited and they both ran downstairs 😂

[@arnoldschpeiker7887]

My mother has a standard poodle who normally is well-behaved. One night while we were getting ready to grill we had our seasoned raw steaks in a pan up on the kitchen counter to take out to the fired-up grill. For less than two minutes no one was in the kitchen and the poodle was inside. My dad comes in to get the steaks and yells “GODDAMMIT!” My mom and I rush in and see that of the three steaks, only two remained and the poodle was licking his lips with dry-rub stains on his white-furred muzzle. From then on all unattended food either goes in the oven, microwave, fridge, freezer, or high on the top of the fridge itself where the poodle cannot reach even by jumping.

[@SarafinaSummers]

I have a service dog in training that is half standard poodle. She absolutely adores the peanut butter. One day, I walked away for about five minutes, leaving a piece of peanut butter chiffon pie on the counter, while I went to P. This dog snatched the peanut butter pie off the counter, and ate the entire piece. All in one. Not even stopping to taste it.

[@kylemeyer6438]

Worked at a gas station. Went to the car wash for 10 minutes to pressure wash it. Came out to a car fire, police, and fire fighters doing everything they can to keep the gas pumps from catching fire. They just sent me home that day

[@Aomame77]

It’s surprising as an American to know that people in other countries know a lot about American politics and history. During the last presidential election, I decided to watch some Japanese commentary on the election. It was so interesting that many Japanese people were so interested in the outcome as well.

[@alecmagill5337]

I did this to a server when I was host at chilis. While he wasn’t looking I cleared an entire table, and he looked up and was confused. I then wiped down the table. Every time he looked up I was just standing there at the host stand. Needless to say he was incredibly confused until I explained what I had done.

[@dustinwheelerq]

my uncle got up to pee during the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction... he didn't believe me until he seen the new the next day

[@McCheese-Combo]

Heart broke about the poor dog :( is why i love my home is fully fenced and my cats dont leave the property and a jump over one of the fences they are fully safe ❤

[@sabersz]

The Europeans in America segment got played twice

[@omniverseE27qnd82]

I thought I was going crazy thank you

[@Xalerdane]

I think the second time had a few extra entries.

[@hamstermunchies5558]

I remember putting my 18month old down for a nap and after a few minutes I returned to the room to find poop smeared everywhere. On his toys, blankets, in his hair and in his mouth. He had pooped in that time and decided to take his nappy off and finger-paint with it

[@verotique74]

Congo River mini golf... Love that place. 😂🐊

[@Kurogane_666]

I'm absolutely freaking dying at the little girls and then father with the scream mask I freaking dying

[@degatagauwatie4073]

Yeah, my house-goat is always climbing on the table.

[@heyjude9895_]

To skip Europeans being 🥴: 23:38-56:58 You’re welcome!

[@tatemadsen]

35:00 I once got into an Uber and the guy instantly started talking just way too much. Like right when I got in the car. I’m extremely antisocial so I just pretended to speak sign language, he shows me his phone, points to my name, gives a thumbs up and down so I just give a thumbs up and he starts driving. He was dropping me off and he over exaggeratingly mouthed “have a good one”

[@MeanGinia9607]

Some types of turtles can climb trees. I learned that the hard way.

[@ok-ng1ox]

I feel like I just soent 10 minutes learning about grease fires

[@BrotherBarakiel996]

2:06:35 this is my favorite story here

[@pastelskies99]

I never see it mentioned but New Hampshire doesn't have tax except for meals which is about 9%

[@aarchMoth]

i run a free business at school where i bring a melodica (breath operated piano) and rickroll people

[@mrchapin94]

For someone who knows nothing about credit cards I thought credit was bad and debit was good

[@terry3906]

2:00:32 "fat Asians tumbling everywhere" One of the few times in recent KZbin history I have legitimately laughed Out Loud

[@Quinn-Harrison]

I looked away for literally 2 seconds and my niece broke her wrist while I was next to her🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ nothing serious!! But still a fracture. She's perfectly fine but omg the child scares years off my life

[@TrelliessRose]

This video is the perfect birth control.

[@terrancemuzic5157]

22:55 of course it's your fault she messed up, its always the husband's fault. She spills, your fault. She falls, your fault. She dreams you cheated, your fault.

[@amarynthetheeternal2419]

Actually Stockholm reached a million population a couple years ago.

[@paulaharrisbaca4851]

Anyone who thinks there are American flags all over in the USA needs to visit San Francisco. All the tents on the street and not an American flag in sight except on city hall. Not even there sometimes.

[@kristinetaulbut4975]

Have to go to an actual bakery for real bread. The homeless situation is varied throughout the country

[@maniac_mike6062]

I was younger like 9 or 10 maybe but ill never forget that super bowl

[@joshuastubbs1930]

the pool one around 4 mins... what a kill joy. seriously, why would you put that so early?

[@SophieB_Ofcl]

At 7:23 and at 7:12 am cdt, I am that drunk rn. God I need the help of whoever made the father of your father.

[@chrizchezzy2521]

21:06

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

my dad got up to use the bathroom during the last few minutes of the 2013 stanley cup final. any hockey fan knows what happened next.

[@lj8767]

10:44 😭

[@Cyberdeamon]

55:50 probably gave you Hawaiian bread

[@breezybee3774]

When my mom left For 45 seconds to grab juice and instead of putting little mermaid into the VHS player, I'd put a pb&j sandwich in there like a VHS tape 🤣🤣 Edit : another story reminded me of one. Was at the beach when I was like 6 with my sister and her dad family. My inter tube was too small and she turned around for a second as I tipped upside down and got stuck, feet FLAILING. Right before I was about to suck in water my sister flipped me right side up and screams "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING" for context, I'm an AMAZING swimmer, and my sister cant even put her face in the water.. lmfao that was a scary one

[@demetrijohnsonssirenvideos3590]

20:00 what happened to him?

[@gellitucker5582]

Jeezus all the Portland posts lol

[@satansjockstrap550]

Root beer is rank af tastes like antiseptic

[@atom5341]

Chicago is the WTF life. It's terrible.

[@TJ-zd4wm]

40 min 21 sec- Yeah well it also because of the tremendous size difference between the US and the UK.

[@___armedracoon___6585]

10:00

[@neighborsjordan95]

"Asasasasasasasasaasasasas" - 2:38:44

[@davidandrew1078]

Arkansas Walmart. Cue the banjos.

[@dizastr_mastr]

brriyaaataaaan

[@sokyu7723]

What’s the background music?

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

You wanna see crazy number of homeless people, try Seattle... "Tent City" as I called it. Just ... Camping tents under the highways for as far as one could see for a while.

[@fetteraga]

Wtf gift: for years, the tradition was to give my mother our share of gift money so she could buy a shared gift for my father, we knew he did the reverse as well. So the year after she passed my father got a realization that his kids think he has an alcohol problem. Both of us, independently spent our budget for him on booze. I got him 200 dollars of his preferred nightcap, and my sister got him a variety of wines.

[@Mandage90]

Anyone notice some being repeated

[@TheAsianOfChaos]

Grease

[@cat-jv2yt]

12:45 so hypothetically if i had a stove top fire at home and i got a bottle of cold oil and threw it over the fire it would put it out?

[@justinalec8718]

🖤

[@anonymizzle]

Why didn’t he save the duck from drowning. Push the swan or throw a rock at it or something. Wtf

[@brendanoseworthy5628]

👍

[@jordinjenkins518]

.... what is a butt snake??? Tried looking it up but got nothing but the urban dictionary 🤨

[@workout4780]

My family and friends last year every single one of them got me hot sauce cause I like spicy food just for my mom alone had a 36-pack of 3 oz hot sauces I'm still not even done with half of the hot sauce I got for Christmas

[@boreaborea5214]

my sibling gave her kid pizza turn her head for a second and told me to watch him i didn't i was playing on my phone kid took a bigger bite then he was supposed to nearly choke she blamed me i had to walk home

[@CNinjaa]

I heard a great pun earlier today on this video.. I think. I've been trying to remember what it was and I'm currently skipping around listening at 2x speed 😠 fml

[@phedbwa273zwdkyklpv3]

63th

[@vernatkins9692]

You mean Brits think Root Beer taste like what they think tooth paste would taste like. There are more guns in Europe that tubes of tooth paste.

[@babynuggethead5576]

assassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassass

[@kristinetaulbut4975]

Wow fruit loops made worse

[@TheFounderUtopia]

ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS

[@Husky_429]

To the Portland, Oregon visitor: Democrat run cities are awful and homeless and crime are the worst there. Small towns and rural areas are the best in the US.

[@ginnyofnewstone6142]

I live in America and i know i drink WAY too much soda, i can drink a 2 liter of Pepsi a day if I dont limit myself, (yes i know) but I see alot of Europeans exclaiming how big even our Medium size drinks are, how many oz are European small size drinks? How many oz is a large over there? Not criticizing Im just honestly curious. I feel like a small drink in Europe would be like literly 1 sip to me. Lol.

[@NoOne-oe3co]

Was at a party went into a room for maybe 1 minute or 2. Came out people were throwing up everywhere. They took bets on who could take the most Ipecac lol also pictures were taken at the time I was gone all of them in trouble for underage drinking etc lol

[@x_samurai-_-x4859]

Yeee

[@ginnyofnewstone6142]

Sounds like an episode of Family Guy I saw. I think it's one of the earlier seasons.