this content style is officially dead. R.I.P we had some good years under you.

A guy I knew in the navy tried to tell me the k k k was started in his hometown in Wisconsin. The family that started it was called the Kuklanski’s and he’d run into them from time to time. He was dead serious. Mind you, I am a history buff and grew up in the Deep South so he didn’t do a great job at convincing me.

Watched the parkland school shooting aftermath live on the news also saw the aftermath of trumps assassination attempt on x. Also the recent hurricane helene my great uncle lives in Florida around where it hit thankfully he survived. Also the pulse nightclub and music festival bodycam footage

Updoot Studios is really the headless horseman since he uses an ai voice

My attempt at sexting ended with autocorrect changing "naughty" to "haughty." Nothing like accidentally insulting your partner to kill the mood💚

Got some fake Ralph Lauren shirts in Turkey for cheap, they're still going strong 6 years later and I've been complimented on my nice Ralph Lauren shirts several times

Oh this one’s twist…. years ago (maybe around 2006), (right before social media times) I still recalled during an assignment check, one student was confidently writing her answers, while others were filling in the blanks of unanswered questions. Another student accused her of cheating, as she had misunderstood the task as a study activity, leading to a painful confrontation with an unsympathetic teacher who dismissed her pleas for clarity, The student, still confused, asked again how the assignment was communicated and why she hadn’t known about it. Another student explained that everyone had copied important notes from the blackboard while the teacher verbally announced the assignment. The student suggested that she may have been so focused that she missed the announcement. The teacher, however, accused both students of conspiring to lie together like every troublesome around the school. She then again gave a clear explanation towards our teacher that she really thought it was an academic activity meant for them to use as study pages and added “If I was cheating, I would’ve been sneaky concealing my activity while writing your given answers” but the teacher ignored her questions, continued marking her pages as incomplete, and told her to go to detention. She begged the teacher not to force her to detention as had been struggling with memory and analysis due to personal challenges, explained that she had been failing most of her subjects and had double-checked the board to see if there were any assignments listed, followed by her thanking the other student for explaining that the assignment was announced verbally and the. she apologized to the teacher for not hearing it. Despite her sincerity, the teacher ignored her explanation, insisted she go to detention, and the student began crying and shaking. After class dismissal, we learned that the student had been dealing with an abusive tutor and mother, which made the situation even more difficult for her. THE BAD KARMA: (2007) The following school year, it was revealed in the school newspaper that the same teacher who had ignored the student’s pleas was fired and arrested for stealing. Teachers and students discussed how the teacher tried to deny stealing money from parents, but her story didn’t add up and still ended up in prison. THE GOOD KARMA: (2010) We finally got the answers that explains her studying difficulties. I went to the same university with the student. She told me she was diagnosed to NVLD (non-verbal learning disability) and mild dyslexia, she mentioned about her sharing about her horrible school years with the psychologist, including what happened to that class years ago, and received an AHA moment that it’s common for NVLD students to have an intense focus that naturally makes them deaf about their surroundings for the moment, the psychologist explained to her that for most students, copying from the board while listening to verbal instructions is like walking and talking at the same time - natural and automatic. But for someone with NVLD/dyslexia, it's more like trying to juggle while riding a unicycle - one task has to give way to the other. I believe we made the right choice of course together “Psychology”

Asked my neighbour if their water was working after she just said that she came out of the shower 2 minutes earlier. We realised my stupidity at the same time. For context some of our pipes were frozenand we tried to figure out if it was just our house or the whole neighbourhood.

Stop trying to be the center of attention like you were in grade school, no one cares past highschool.

A ....dog knot dong and a few butt plugs and another dong thing but yea probably will get more.

in Transformers G1, the Aerialbots are sent back in time to Cybertron's Golden Era, and befriend Orion Pax, who eagerly introduces them to his best friend, Dion, and girlfriend, Ariel. when the trio are wounded/murdered by Megatron, the Aerialbots bring Orion to Alpha Trion, who rebuilds him into Optimus Prime. And as the Aerialbots leave, Alpha Trion implies that Ariel will become Elita One, but Dion's fate has always been left Ambigious. Some people think Dion just died, but one theory i'm fond of was that Dion was rebuilt as either Ironhide, or Ultra Magnus. personally, i've always leaned heavier towards Ultra Magnus, because it adds more weight to Optimus leaving the Matrix Of Leadership to him in the 86 movie. Because the Majority of the other autobots had just been Slaughtered, Dion/Ultra Magnus would've been one of the only cybertronians left that he'd known for a significant period of time, and would've trusted him with something as precious as the Matrix. But Ironhide feels pretty plausible too, as Ironhide and Optimus were really close in G1. It would've made sense if they went back even further than anybody thought.

in Transformers G1, the Aerialbots are sent back in time to Cybertron's Golden Era, and befriend Orion Pax, who eagerly introduces them to his best friend, Dion, and girlfriend, Ariel. when the trio are wounded/murdered by Megatron, the Aerialbots bring Orion to Alpha Trion, who rebuilds him into Optimus Prime. And as the Aerialbots leave, Alpha Trion implies that Ariel will become Elita One, but Dion's fate has always been left Ambigious. Some people think Dion just died, but one theory i'm fond of was that Dion was rebuilt as either Ironhide, or Ultra Magnus. personally, i've always leaned heavier towards Ultra Magnus, because it adds more weight to Optimus leaving the Matrix Of Leadership to him in the 86 movie. Because the Majority of the other autobots had just been Slaughtered, Dion/Ultra Magnus would've been one of the only cybertronians left that he'd known for a significant period of time, and would've trusted him with something as precious as the Matrix. But Ironhide feels pretty plausible too, as Ironhide and Optimus were really close in G1. It would've made sense if they went back even further than anybody thought.

i recently got a "job offer", few things wrong with it 1) i wasn't looking 2) said something like 400 bucks a day 3) i got this "job offer" in a telegram DM

lol I didn’t even check the fat content. That was hilarious. 😂😂😂

16:08 wrong thread bro

19:08 😂😊

0:13 😂

Letterman jackets are stylish and reconnecting with old friends before Thanksgiving is wholesome. To each is own

16:40 This one had me dying laughing

Sugar please, Mr.Pupper

Getting my shattered wrist manually set.

First grade - Ms. Elmore Fifth & sixth grade - Ms. Smith (lawd, that woman was thick) 10th thru 12th - Ms. Moore College - Spanish 1100, 2100, 3100, & 4100 prof (can't remember her name - has a common Latin American surname)

A dream. There's a girl who goes to the same church as me, and one day in late May 2024, I had a dream where we were dating. Not much happened in the dream, but I woke up with a huge crush on the girl. We're the same age, and she's been dropping hints ever since I had the dream, as far as I've noticed. She's super cute and I think I want to ask her out soon, but I'm too shy. I am working up the courage to talk to her, and I hope to have a really good relationship with her by mid-2025, whether that be good friend or boyfriend.

I had a seizure while throwing up and nearly drowned from that. I was unconscious but I remember the excruciating pain I was feeling when I came to after somehow unconsciously coughing the stuff out. It took a minute for my vision to come back as everything was white for a while but my chest felt like it was on FIRE and I could see better with every breath which at first the breathing felt like I was sucking bricks into my lungs and it hurt/stung/burned/crushed/etc. I basically was feeling the pain of not only drowning but a body that was coming back from being 2 seconds away from dying. My skin went back from being blue to ashen then normal after several minutes. I was 15 when this happened. I'm 37 now. I have NEVER forgotten that pain and am terrified of throwing up cause of this...and terrified of drowning.

That disposable camera ones reminds me of my dad. His college roommate had a computer and my dad wrote out a report on it and then turned rhe computer off without saving. ...To be fair this was the mid 80's and he had never used a computer before.

Omg my last high school the girl's uniform had a white shirt (this was in Hawaii) and if we got rained on then thank God I wore a bra

Haven't had a haircut in 5 years. One less awkward forced conversation in my life.

The fired a teacher for showing them "The Shining?" There was a teacher I worked with that showed his students "Gangs of New York" and this assh*le got off scott-free.

Unfortunately, as a black man who's had his hair cut by other black men who just don't seem to give a fxxx what you want, I have grown a real disdain for barbers! It's this disobedience that is the reason why my afro is uneven now! I need to get a shape up, but i just refuse to let another barber touch my hair again, becuase they're liable to fuck up TWO YEARS worth of work growing this damn hair!

Time to fix your broken discord link there friend

Hate going barbers. Been cutting my hair myself for the last 20 years and I'm 38

" continue to chase your dream. Hard work and persistent pays off!".

Gall stones aka gallblader attacks. I have a high pain tolorance but that. F.... That

My dad was on a mathletes team with Conan O’Brien. Last week I met a former writer for his show, and when I told this to the writer, he laughed and said, “That checks out.”

The woman who claims ALL her BFs cheat on her and thats why shes crazy hasme skeptical. Either shes getting these men by cheating, the story is fake or shes lying about ALL of them cheating and shes ACTUALLY just crazy because 1 or 2 of them cheated

11:00 Why do americans A.) have these weird doors that can apparently just be opened from the outside as long as the door is not FULLY locked?? And before anyone comes at me with "Yea..that's how doors work?" NO! Here in Germany doors have knobs or bars on the outside which you can use to push and pull a door but if the door is pulled shut that handle/knob won't do anything. You have to insert the key and twist it slightly to open the door. American house doors sound like a huge security flaw. I couldn't imagine having a door that I always have to FULLY lock cause otherwise anyone could just walk in. B.) Why do so many americans never lock their doors even though anyone can just walk in? ESPECIALLY when you leave your kids home alone? Sorry but no blinds on the windows and unlocked door through which anyone can just walk in? Just sounds stupid af. Like do you WANT your house to get robbed?

1:22 this story has a song written about it by metal band Sabaton! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqTPgGBpfMyYpLssi=0dSVR5-wNQCWBov3

Got asked by a few ex co workers that why was i bald at such a young age.. after a while my simple answer was , " to see how many idiots ask me that question."

The one about the woman wandering off reminds me of the hospital where my mum worked as an ER nurse. Due to lack of staff an old woman was left alone in the department overnight and went missing. Turned out she'd wandered off into the hospital grounds only to be found frozen to death the next morning. My mum wasn't involved, wasn't even on shift that night, but she was so terrified of being responsible for another death due to their lack of resources and staff that she signed off sick with panic attacks and eventually took early retirement. She couldn't handle the thought that she could have been the one who lost that poor woman.

Could you possibly find a worse AI voice? This one isn’t shitty enough

my old employee had a boyfriend that gave me bad vibes had clear red flags too like being paranoid and large amounts of cash he couldnt put in a bank. He ended up killing his ex wife. She didnt even tell me i found out reading my local news. I think it was drug related.

Corn me up, snake i be needin that good corn

One of my classmates (currently 10th grade) has a youtube channel with almost a million subs but i don't think anyone else will become famous in the future

Delishous

11:20 seems likely that was meant to be a fox paw print... 🦊

21:02 This one REALLY pisses me off.... it's bad enough the parents and the education system are both heavily failing these kids and young adults but it's even worse that the doctors are failing them as well - These doctors are so hyper-focused on getting pts in and out as fast as possible for the money they get per person that # take an extra 5 or 10 minutes to explain the birth control they are prescribing to the young women (and/or men) when it's clear these young people don't know even the basics. These doctors are just dirtbags. They probably even lie about how they became a doctor because they want to help but this is just one of many scenarios proving that's a lie.

lol what the heck is this "Blue Waffle" thing? I've never heard of this before..... sex misconceptions that teenagers can come up with is astounding.

When I broke up with my now ex she stole my prized possession and threw it in the garbage, threatened me and my family, then proceeded to smear my character for years after when she got no reaction from me. It’s been 4 years and I’m still healing from what I was put through.

"My Sister's Keeper" I still remember throwing that book across the room when I reached the end. A few years later, we read "Nineteen Minutes," which managed to be rage-inducing for all the wrong reasons, and somehow boring at the same time. Suffice it to say: I have not read Jodi Picoult since.

I remember feeling annoyed when it came to reading books when I was a kid. It's not that I didn't like reading in general but rather how schools tried to make kids read more when reading logs came around. It was annoying how they would assign those reading logs to keep track how many pages you read just to earn a reward at the end. Looking back makes me feel like it's very misleading because reading books is meant to be a therapeutic thing that helps you take your mind off from stressful moments. You're able to read whatever books you want at your own pace in the real world. Not to mention how annoying it also was to have your whole class read the exact same chapter book just to deal with those annoying assignments/projects and later get quizzed on the plot.