Hitman 3 VR Is A Nightmare - This Is Why

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Hitman 3 is finally here, and with it comes a VR version. So my hands are tied and I must review it! This VR version is not on steam currently by the way, it is only on PSVR.
So I must dust off my totally not useless PS4 and buy a PSVR which apparently doesn’t even come with wireless controllers even though it’s a VR console! Anyway...
When I heard Hitman 2 was getting a VR version I actually thought they meant Silent Assassin because I am an idiot. All 3 of this new trilogy can be played in VR using the PS4 and PSVR but I only played and reviewed Hitman 3 VR for this video.
Overall Hitman 3 is a good but slightly pricey game, Hitman 3 PSVR I would say is a bad game that comes free with it. So Hitman VR it’s definitely worth trying, but it won’t knock your socks off.
I may move away from VR for a while after this review, my hopes are to do Fallout Is A Nightmare but cover all of those games.
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@Electroporcupine
@Electroporcupine 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he struggled to maintain an American accent, while playing a character who *does not* have an American accent.
@UpIsNotJump
@UpIsNotJump 3 жыл бұрын
this comment killed me
@saint4life09
@saint4life09 3 жыл бұрын
Who? 47 definitely has an American accent
@milodoesgaming1203
@milodoesgaming1203 3 жыл бұрын
What part of the video?
@bppvids2392
@bppvids2392 3 жыл бұрын
@@milodoesgaming1203 0:20
@AtlasGuitar
@AtlasGuitar 3 жыл бұрын
@@saint4life09 Nope, definitely doesn't. David Bateson is a South African who lives in England, his accent is definitely not American.
@CoreyLaddo
@CoreyLaddo 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite aspect of Hitman is how Agent 47 is a master in every skill, like he will perform a drum solo or paint a masterpiece just to get close to his target
@skkk12
@skkk12 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@abysscashierlightning-fast670
@abysscashierlightning-fast670 3 жыл бұрын
That's bald people for ya. No hair obstructing their connection to vast knowledge of the beings from outer space.
@slaycationnation
@slaycationnation 3 жыл бұрын
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I guess my dad is the exception because he’s got a brain the size of a walnut.
@f.palmero5010
@f.palmero5010 3 жыл бұрын
@@slaycationnation What is a dad?
@LokivSource2
@LokivSource2 3 жыл бұрын
jeez, you're everywhere! nice to know you're also an UpIsNotJump fan!
@nhbglace6677
@nhbglace6677 3 жыл бұрын
You successfully managed to review the entirety of hitman 2 before even addressing 3. That's content
@xuvvy
@xuvvy 3 жыл бұрын
Well, hello there
@nhbglace6677
@nhbglace6677 3 жыл бұрын
@@xuvvy 0,0 Ah Scway man
@alexcrouse
@alexcrouse 3 жыл бұрын
I played Hitman 2 end to end a dozen times and i've never see the game he played. ioi is a dumpster fire. lmao.
@Hevymin
@Hevymin 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexcrouse ???
@alexcrouse
@alexcrouse 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hevymin there are two "Hitman 2" games.
@IAmCrusty
@IAmCrusty 3 жыл бұрын
Hey wait a minute you didn't actually shave your head! You almost fooled me!
@TK-317
@TK-317 3 жыл бұрын
@@jpramirez4218 Damn, stop fucking simping so hard.
@Grilly2368
@Grilly2368 3 жыл бұрын
Wait he didn't shave his head!?
@mostbasedman1686
@mostbasedman1686 3 жыл бұрын
I love you crusty!
@Guillo78
@Guillo78 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god is crusty
@thegamerclone5882
@thegamerclone5882 3 жыл бұрын
But he did didn't he
@SesshyLover777
@SesshyLover777 3 жыл бұрын
Your wife is such a trooper lmao
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 3 жыл бұрын
"SAY YOUR LINE" These two are golden.
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no his wife is just as funny and insane as he is....
@antonyborlase3965
@antonyborlase3965 3 жыл бұрын
She added to the video. Is she okay after being strangled?
@TAGMedia7
@TAGMedia7 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that Caddie's sister?
@emilpersidski
@emilpersidski 3 жыл бұрын
@@antonyborlase3965 he held her shoulders, not her neck
@FeuchteGurke
@FeuchteGurke 3 жыл бұрын
Time to watch this video, then have his voice narrate everything in my head for the rest of the day
@dubbadog4life320
@dubbadog4life320 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most relatable thing I've ever read
@turtlenoshell227yt8
@turtlenoshell227yt8 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate
@jamiewilson9547
@jamiewilson9547 3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate
@yuvallivnat-schwartz7630
@yuvallivnat-schwartz7630 3 жыл бұрын
Tru dat
@Kyanite_45
@Kyanite_45 3 жыл бұрын
I _actually_ want that to happen...
@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you blinded yourself in one eye just for a thumbnail, now thats suffering for your art
@HARRY_BAINS
@HARRY_BAINS 3 жыл бұрын
@Make random vids Guy no shit
@Gennj
@Gennj 3 жыл бұрын
@Make random vids Guy r/whoosh
@EpixFusion
@EpixFusion 3 жыл бұрын
@Make random vids Guy Wym? You can literally see the scratch on his face
@garry_quack
@garry_quack 3 жыл бұрын
@Make random vids Guy no Shia LaBeouf
@brokenlightbulb9500
@brokenlightbulb9500 3 жыл бұрын
@Make random vids Guy WOW I DIDINT KNOW THAT
@Onyxiate
@Onyxiate 3 жыл бұрын
Matt: “Especially when it costs £54.99!” Me, an Australian: *Cries in $99.95*
@lachlanc7092
@lachlanc7092 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but we get to live in Australia though
@woofyou1186
@woofyou1186 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Australians have to deal with spiders, how insensitive of you to comment this without knowing their troubles. How could thee?
@blackoutlol2857
@blackoutlol2857 3 жыл бұрын
Oof I know what it’s like... cause I’m an Australian too 🥲 at least I got it on sale for eighty something dollars.
@colnz1233
@colnz1233 3 жыл бұрын
@@alvinviklund it means we work more for less money, say I'm on a benefit, and I get $80 NZD spending a week after my weekly expenses this game is $104 NZD for me, meaning I would have to wait 2 weeks to by it, but if I were to live in the uk, assuming expenses were the same and the benefit is the same in pounds, i could buy it in 1 week as i would essentially be getting 154 NZD per week of spending
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
@@alvinviklund Bruh, the issue is that to someone it might be a tenth of their monthly income and a fifth or fourth of their free/spendable income, while for someone else it might be a third or a fourth of their total income and twice their free/post bills income.
@ManoredRed
@ManoredRed 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, "no personality whatsoever" is the end goal of training a perfect super-assassin.
@arksigma7709
@arksigma7709 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@thewanderer93
@thewanderer93 3 жыл бұрын
Mission complete
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын
But the whole thing is that he still has one, so the conflict between his whole raison detre with his actual disposition is a great point of the series.
@antzzors126
@antzzors126 3 жыл бұрын
But isn’t the point of an assassin to perfectly blend in
@ManoredRed
@ManoredRed 3 жыл бұрын
@@antzzors126 Not calling attention to oneself goes a long way.
@BlargMyShnoople
@BlargMyShnoople 3 жыл бұрын
I love you
@bradleysmoke1556
@bradleysmoke1556 3 жыл бұрын
Oh look, two people I'm subscribed to in am awkward crossover.
@decendup8521
@decendup8521 3 жыл бұрын
I love you too
@graywill5395
@graywill5395 3 жыл бұрын
DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?
@nonamerugby1672
@nonamerugby1672 3 жыл бұрын
Thx
@PlatoonGoon
@PlatoonGoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@bradleysmoke1556 That's not awkward. At all.
@estlin2001
@estlin2001 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly a hitman style game built from the ground up for VR would be amazing it'd get you put on a watch list but amazing
@fabian.f97
@fabian.f97 3 жыл бұрын
That last-minute breakdown at how much you've spent on VR was too relatable.
@ethancknight
@ethancknight 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch him repeatedly walk right next to enemies that are so dense they can’t spot you from half a centimeter away while you murder their friend.
@samsmith9764
@samsmith9764 3 жыл бұрын
"Must've been the wind!" *looks down* "Oh no! someones been murdered!"
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 3 жыл бұрын
Well, outside of Thief(and few other example, where stealth was a single railroaded sections) it's a staple of "stealth" genre:))
@the-hd5cx
@the-hd5cx 3 жыл бұрын
I need your profile picture pronto chief
@TheAdatto
@TheAdatto 3 жыл бұрын
Guess the jet makes me jittery...
@VaCuYT
@VaCuYT 3 жыл бұрын
Each time you bring your wife in she looks like a confused yet happy to be here hostage
@VaCuYT
@VaCuYT 3 жыл бұрын
well this is messed up more likes on a comment than a single video of mine xD
@anroidanicver6783
@anroidanicver6783 3 жыл бұрын
Stockholm Syndrome is a nightmare - here is why
@VaCuYT
@VaCuYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@anroidanicver6783 Underrated
@sabatheus
@sabatheus 3 жыл бұрын
"Say your line!"
@kartoffelbrei8090
@kartoffelbrei8090 3 жыл бұрын
13:57 Shes like: Are you not entertained?
@ThaBeaminator
@ThaBeaminator 3 жыл бұрын
0:09 caddy shooting his PC he's trying to build
@PhoenixPalmer88
@PhoenixPalmer88 3 жыл бұрын
The “gameplay” they showed for the VR had me so excited. Total letdown
@musicni3729
@musicni3729 3 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind these are limitations I can see for the PS4 and PSVR only, the draw distance and loading etc. A good gaming PC rig and the PC VR availability come 2022 upon the steam release and the time to fix bugs like the shaking etc, it would be a pretty capable VR game and making most of the criticisms void as they are fixed
@tizerk
@tizerk 3 жыл бұрын
@@musicni3729 There's no confirmation that PCVR will ever come, let alone alongside a Steam release in 2022.
@rriverence
@rriverence 2 жыл бұрын
@@tizerk now there is
@tizerk
@tizerk 2 жыл бұрын
@@rriverence Yep, glad to hear it!
@dragoxk4542
@dragoxk4542 2 жыл бұрын
@@rriverence heck yeah, I hope it’s good.
@jamesbearss8547
@jamesbearss8547 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: its okay James, American UpIsNotJump isn't real. He can't hurt you. American UpIsNotJump: Agency, This is FORty-seven. Me: *Panicked screaming*
@imatree4015
@imatree4015 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't even realize he was trying to do an American accent until after rewatching that part, but the way he said his Rs were still so jarring
@Fae-Fey
@Fae-Fey 3 жыл бұрын
what? can you give timestamp for that?
@imatree4015
@imatree4015 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fae-Fey 0:20
@ogredwing
@ogredwing 3 жыл бұрын
47 has a South African accent, so god knows why he chose a bad American accent, rather than a bad South African accent.
@medotaku9360
@medotaku9360 3 жыл бұрын
"patch me through to Dianahr."
@DanTheMan2150AD
@DanTheMan2150AD 3 жыл бұрын
UpIsNotJump is slowly becoming a respectable content creator and filmmaker.
@InternetDog_
@InternetDog_ 3 жыл бұрын
Slowly? He's there.
@jonathankarsh3874
@jonathankarsh3874 3 жыл бұрын
Becoming?
@Plex42
@Plex42 3 жыл бұрын
Respectable?
@UpIsNotJump
@UpIsNotJump 3 жыл бұрын
@@Plex42 this is my favourite of these replies
@Fernando-sr3he
@Fernando-sr3he 3 жыл бұрын
@@UpIsNotJump review thumper
@knoven-
@knoven- 3 жыл бұрын
We all saw how he cried when he was handling those headsets but imagine the look on his wife's face
@raavhollywood
@raavhollywood 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@raavhollywood
@raavhollywood 3 жыл бұрын
@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea He just really cracks me up.
@Hayoken
@Hayoken 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad i found this channel. It's extremely rare, that someone can legitimately make me laugh out loud. and so far it happened in every video multiple times. Thanks for all the effort you put into these videos. Stay awesome
@DrMuFFinMan
@DrMuFFinMan 3 жыл бұрын
"Is anyone looking at us" " BeaNNNNNNs" masterpiece
@K3NnY_G
@K3NnY_G 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome, I could really use some distracting, enjoyable con- *PREMIERS IN 3 HOURS* "Oh... Well fuck that then.." 🤷‍♂️
@FonuhYT
@FonuhYT 3 жыл бұрын
The Soldiers being blinded by the lights is realistic. As a Romanian, i can confirm that we do actually react like that to flashlights. Edit:im happy that Romania is in a AAA game :)
@johnyshadow
@johnyshadow 3 жыл бұрын
And those were pretty strong flashlights. I can barely go out into sunlight without flinching. With dark-glasses. (mid EU)
@commisaryarreck3974
@commisaryarreck3974 3 жыл бұрын
Some modern flashlights just well "flash" very quickly to disorient and blind the enemy
@Blazedlevelbort
@Blazedlevelbort 3 жыл бұрын
when watch dogs 3 came out i just thought "for fucks sake, i dont even want to live here why would i want to play a game thats set here?"
@dapperpixelguy6576
@dapperpixelguy6576 3 жыл бұрын
Did they not have NV goggles on? Bright lights will make it impossible to see out of them for a good few seconds
@FonuhYT
@FonuhYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@dapperpixelguy6576 In Romania we dont use such technology.
@adamlach6572
@adamlach6572 3 жыл бұрын
finaly someone saying something truly positive about Hitman 2 Silent Assassin - my favourite game in the series, and one of my favourite game of all time. I love how it's great stealth game, great puzzle game and great shooter at the same time. Atmosphere is great, Agent 47 is sooo cool here, and most of all - the best murderer sim.
@IannoOfAlgodoo
@IannoOfAlgodoo 3 жыл бұрын
“I probably should get rid of all these weapons “ highly relatable
@mrgw98
@mrgw98 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an American problem.
@cephaleaorion4888
@cephaleaorion4888 3 жыл бұрын
T H I S I S A M E R I C A
@adamgray1753
@adamgray1753 3 жыл бұрын
Well, when you have "Gun Storms", @@mrgw98, it can be quite the hassle putting up your new free guns that just fall out of the sky for you.
@Dream0Asylum
@Dream0Asylum 3 жыл бұрын
But he didn't get rid of all the weapons ... he left the deadliest weapons of all, *the bananas.*
@pogeri6229
@pogeri6229 3 жыл бұрын
The halumi Fries Joke was Just an Excuse to Eat more Halumi fries
@pogeri6229
@pogeri6229 3 жыл бұрын
@Space Dootboy That is also True
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, so halumi fries can be called "fries," but every time I call potato fries "fries" my English friends grind me under their imperial heels with, "ThEY'rE CAlLed CHiPs, YOu YAnK."
@Sockem16
@Sockem16 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he hasn't done "Fnaf VR is a Nightmare" yet
@shootingthebrez6163
@shootingthebrez6163 3 жыл бұрын
"Fnaf VR gave me a Nightmare"
@grape91
@grape91 3 жыл бұрын
It's on his second channel
@shootingthebrez6163
@shootingthebrez6163 3 жыл бұрын
@@grape91 Its not so much a review though as it is Gameplay of the game
@grape91
@grape91 3 жыл бұрын
@@shootingthebrez6163 ah sorry I just went by the title
@thanosthefarmer
@thanosthefarmer 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, more like “fnaf VR gives you nightmares” lmao
@naciremasti
@naciremasti 3 жыл бұрын
'I brought you this tea, you should drink ALL OF IT' 🤣🤣🤣
@crossml3890
@crossml3890 3 жыл бұрын
How do you expect me to wait 2 hours, how dare you.
@sadpee7710
@sadpee7710 3 жыл бұрын
that nail polish really pops with his shirt ngl
@Kostadin_Arolski
@Kostadin_Arolski 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a cry for personality
@Thesprittomb05
@Thesprittomb05 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kostadin_Arolski ah, I see you managed to get that full time position?
@ActionScripter
@ActionScripter 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thesprittomb05 rekt
@marlonseiring-andersen1680
@marlonseiring-andersen1680 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thesprittomb05 bruh u really killed him XD
@BobbyTortiIIa
@BobbyTortiIIa 3 жыл бұрын
I've never watched him before and didn't notice a punchline or anything, did he lose a bet?
@FroggyBoi489
@FroggyBoi489 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad that Sid will forever be immortalized in these videos. R.I.P. Sid
@iammyself7885
@iammyself7885 2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos and was pleasantly surprised when I saw you made this about Hitman! Some context on the story: the hitman trilogy (the last 3 games) is a bit of a poetic goodbye to the HM series and sets up an arch in which agent 47 goes from only following orders to realizing that shit is more complicated and that he has free will. But that story isn't something most people playing will focus on. The main demographic of players are livestreamers and speed runners that explore every single corner of the maps and gameplay. Totally agree the prices are a bit up there unfortunately but the studio was only recently independent. Thanks again for a funny and informative vid! Love your presenting style a lot :-)
@crusty_
@crusty_ 3 жыл бұрын
agent 47 is skilled at everything except expressing his feelings
@nobodyimportant4778
@nobodyimportant4778 3 жыл бұрын
Like me except without the skilled part
@FullMetalSkye
@FullMetalSkye 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he made an entire video just to show off his nails, that's true dedication!
@naglispetrauskas4061
@naglispetrauskas4061 3 жыл бұрын
Why are his nails colored tho?
@blood5898
@blood5898 3 жыл бұрын
@@naglispetrauskas4061 bc it looks sick
@naglispetrauskas4061
@naglispetrauskas4061 3 жыл бұрын
@@blood5898 can't argue with that
@blood5898
@blood5898 3 жыл бұрын
@@naglispetrauskas4061 he looks like an anime villian
@naglispetrauskas4061
@naglispetrauskas4061 3 жыл бұрын
@@blood5898 maybe, but he looks more like an anime hero tho, just without the colored hair
@Nusrich_06
@Nusrich_06 3 жыл бұрын
I remember playing gorilla tag in a lobby with you, it was rather cool
@thecartelfoundme
@thecartelfoundme 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds fun
@Nusrich_06
@Nusrich_06 3 жыл бұрын
@Caleb Dikes certainly did, he was Gorilla 3017
@carpetsmell2523
@carpetsmell2523 3 жыл бұрын
Nice, is gorilla tag fun?
@thecartelfoundme
@thecartelfoundme 3 жыл бұрын
@@carpetsmell2523 yes, and it works up a sweat too
@ZeraNex
@ZeraNex 3 жыл бұрын
@@carpetsmell2523 also, its the most dangerous game in the universe
@rickdaniel7341
@rickdaniel7341 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.” Thank you, Marv from Sin City, that was deep. As deep as the hole in your brain.
@CurtyTails
@CurtyTails 2 жыл бұрын
“-so you have to rely on the snap turning-“ Even though there is a smooth turning option of which as long as you aren’t prone to getting sick with motion in VR easily-makes the game more immersive-I always change turning to smooth in any Vr game.
@olimakesvideos_8262
@olimakesvideos_8262 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: my life skills teacher in secondary school was head of production (or something along those lines) for the OG hitman game
@cdubsb3831
@cdubsb3831 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she mastered her life skills.
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 3 жыл бұрын
Massive plothole: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin isn't available on PS4. It's only on PC and Xbox via backwards compatibility. Literally unwatchable.
@CyanEyed07
@CyanEyed07 3 жыл бұрын
Unless you were talking about 360, Silent Assassin is not backwards compatible on Xbox One. I just checked and was very disappointed.
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 3 жыл бұрын
@@CyanEyed07 It's part of the "Hitman HD Pack," a repackaging of both SA and Contracts made for the 360 and backwards compatible on the Xbone.
@AleK0451
@AleK0451 3 жыл бұрын
it's on ps2 and if you just run 2 ps2s at the same time thats a ps4
@WolfsGimpyWrath
@WolfsGimpyWrath 3 жыл бұрын
My DualShock 4 connected to my PC begs to differ....
@time_lapse9296
@time_lapse9296 3 жыл бұрын
@@AleK0451 big brain time lol
@SpaceOddity4214
@SpaceOddity4214 3 жыл бұрын
How to storm a mafia manor: Step 1: find a disquise, ignore face. Step 2: distract guards with flashlight and coins. Step 3: Find your shed 👍
@inscrutablemungus4143
@inscrutablemungus4143 3 жыл бұрын
"It's the thing that gets you to the thing" Damn, that's deep
@hongquiao
@hongquiao 3 жыл бұрын
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin was my introduction to the serie. I played it on PC, then later on Gamecube. So I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for it, even though it hasn't aged very well. It definitely has the best premise of all the Hitman games, shame it didn't do much with it. Also, it has one of the best menu themes ever. I would always wait for the whole track to play before loading my game. In fact, Jesper Kyd's music in the first four games is an integral part of their atmosphere, and as good as the "World of Assassination" trilogy is, I find it severly lacking in that respect.
@lugnut59
@lugnut59 2 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t want to go, wasting all my money” **picks up pimax headset**
@Peluceus
@Peluceus 3 жыл бұрын
This guy spent 10 minutes not on the review and I didn't even notice until he pointed it out
@0hate9
@0hate9 3 жыл бұрын
there are haloumi FRIES!?
@danielsjohnson
@danielsjohnson 3 жыл бұрын
I listened to the bit at 6:33-6:38 maybe more times than I should've.
@josiahbahuaud2294
@josiahbahuaud2294 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you the boy that’s been hwhacking off in muh tool shed?” 🤣
@ruirodtube
@ruirodtube 3 жыл бұрын
This review is bananas! Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Thanks for the giggles!
@thomaskirkness-little5809
@thomaskirkness-little5809 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, his hair grew back so fast!
@BlazerFamilyStudios
@BlazerFamilyStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Comments:We love you Upisnotjump! Upisnotjump:And I love you too random subscriber!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
**gets rid of weapons** ***DOESN'T GET RID OF BANANAS***
@The_Hofol
@The_Hofol 2 жыл бұрын
UpIsNotJump shoving an absurd amount of fries into his face will never not get me.
@RinIsArty
@RinIsArty 3 жыл бұрын
Video: 10 minute history of original hitman, 2 minute review of the vr. gotta love it
@therealpanse
@therealpanse 3 жыл бұрын
well... kinda points out how much content is to be expected. You can't say anything about something, that isn't there. the rest of the game is... well hitman. new levels but same mechanics, there's nothing to add...
@michaeltrimble7680
@michaeltrimble7680 3 жыл бұрын
You need to just...just narrate everything. I could listen to you for hours man! Hilarious, entertaining, and informative! And your science explanations are THE BEST!
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird 3 жыл бұрын
That nod to Silent Assassin in the intro was awesome. I'm honestly really happy that classic Hitman games still get lots of love to this day, they were the murder simulators I grew up on.
@chrislaws4785
@chrislaws4785 2 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the very first hitman way back when, my uncle was the only one in our family that had a computer back then so I would play it whenever I had the chance. I always played the first hitman and the original Road Rash from back in 1994.
@slapcactus5674
@slapcactus5674 3 жыл бұрын
I saw what you did there with those beans, my friend. Though, you look very different from another hitman I know, one whom is green like Slime... Who knew the secret way to become a trained assassin was to tattoo the barcode for baked beans onto the back of your head? Fascinating. Loved the video by the way.
@Evaquiel
@Evaquiel 3 жыл бұрын
That Jesper Kyd soundtrack is the only thing missing from these new games. God, he's good.
@stevenchen2055
@stevenchen2055 3 жыл бұрын
12:36 “Why my wedding was not a nightmare”
@zaratti4051
@zaratti4051 2 жыл бұрын
The halloumi fries bit gets me every time
@silasoverton8112
@silasoverton8112 2 жыл бұрын
The reason hitman 3 and all of the other hitman world of assasination trilogy games are so small is because they want you to think of the games as one big game. That's why you are able to import levels from hitman 1 and 2 into hitman 3.
@RavenProton
@RavenProton 3 жыл бұрын
The segment from 5:50 to 5:54 is gonna have like 30000% viewer retention
@sodiboo
@sodiboo 3 жыл бұрын
but why beanz? 5:11
@durururururururu
@durururururururu 3 жыл бұрын
@@sodiboo because
@Dream0Asylum
@Dream0Asylum 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you thought nobody would notice that you left your ultimate weapons in plain sight the whole time, even after supposedly clearing out all your weapons. Well played, sir. Well played. They'll never suspect a thing.
@TiMonsor
@TiMonsor 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, i was going to mention the deadly bananas)
@lowgahn69
@lowgahn69 3 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing that your wife can match your chaotic energy in the skits
@Pulse-da-proot
@Pulse-da-proot 2 жыл бұрын
3:04 Isn’t that a Police song?
@dooplets._.5776
@dooplets._.5776 Жыл бұрын
I'm keenly aware that it's been six months since this comment. However yes I believe that it is a song by the police :]
@lennysummers6672
@lennysummers6672 3 жыл бұрын
only way this couldve been better is if homie full sent it and went bald for the suit
@ptprojektred
@ptprojektred 3 жыл бұрын
Take this video as a motivation. With all the stupid shit he is constantly doing, he still got a wife, so you can do it to!
@VaidasMaldzius
@VaidasMaldzius 3 жыл бұрын
That intro was one of the coolest things I've seen from you! Extremely well done! I'd love that the devs would make Hitman 3 in VR for pc as well, it would at least be somewhat better to draw distance.
@epikpanstan69
@epikpanstan69 2 жыл бұрын
5:50 i found this so funny for some reason
@Silverdenn
@Silverdenn Жыл бұрын
I am fairly certain that the first minute of the video is made so we can admire his nail polish with how much he shows his hands, and I LOVE IT
@darragh4488
@darragh4488 3 жыл бұрын
I've been murmuring "I've got you now." To my friends all day and they believe I have been demented.
@chasjetty8729
@chasjetty8729 3 жыл бұрын
I show these videos to my children to explain why I act like a manic scientist. I’m English. And a chemist. And I’m not the only one. The children appreciate your work.
@Mythis1
@Mythis1 3 жыл бұрын
"I should probably get rid of all these weapons" But I still see bananas.
@egghead5174
@egghead5174 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he actually shaved his head for a video. The dedication is truly astounding.
@songcreations6741
@songcreations6741 2 жыл бұрын
did he not realise that at the end he says that he doesnt want to waste money on loads of vr headsets but then we can see he has done that
@peterisbb
@peterisbb 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why a man in a condom was talking about Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman 3 in a video titled Hitman 3 VR but you tied it all together in the end there. Good job.
@synthomite405
@synthomite405 3 жыл бұрын
This video should be the one to push him to 1mil
@a_stranger_loop
@a_stranger_loop 3 жыл бұрын
On god if you asked me in the street yesterday to list YTers w a million subscribers I would have put him on that lists.
@ComfyRift
@ComfyRift 3 жыл бұрын
47 was perfectly cooked the yolk made me way to hungry. You good sir are an expert at preparing eggs.
@filthynice88
@filthynice88 3 жыл бұрын
*Introduces sponsor ... "I should probably get rid of all these weapons" keeps deadly assault bananas*
@AndreJHoward
@AndreJHoward 3 жыл бұрын
I adore the Hitman 1, 2, and 3 games for PS4. (the modern trilogy, though I like the old ones too) I started a challenge called "I need you to watch". Where every kill I make I have to have a witness, then kill that witness and still escape..... Yeah, I've done a lot of play-throughs.
@Yuri_Chang
@Yuri_Chang 3 жыл бұрын
You finally hit 1 Million subscribers, I'm really proud of you, I remember when I found your channel through your Fallout 4 video and still watch it from time to time, so now that you hit this milestone will you hire someone to do acrobatics in the background of your videos like you said you would in the rdr2 video?
@JasonLihani
@JasonLihani 3 жыл бұрын
You've gotten so comfortable in front of the camera that you're like my favorite comedy gaming channel now
@theodorepoirier472
@theodorepoirier472 3 жыл бұрын
A fan of Everything Everything? Hard to miss the album on the wall...
@SliceOfFriedGold
@SliceOfFriedGold 3 жыл бұрын
I am -SO- happy someone else saw it. I came down to the comments to see if I was alone!
@theodorepoirier472
@theodorepoirier472 3 жыл бұрын
@@SliceOfFriedGold it's a great band, had to point it out!
@QeZButBad
@QeZButBad 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: drunk man like pew pew with stealth
@matthewjones39
@matthewjones39 2 жыл бұрын
The padding is real. 4 minutes of the 15 minute of the video are actually about the topic of the video.
@talkwithyourhands1367
@talkwithyourhands1367 2 жыл бұрын
Exploding golf ball: the “Cadyshack 2”
@LoadBearingWheight
@LoadBearingWheight 2 жыл бұрын
This time it's personal
@mechadrake
@mechadrake 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, the unique scenes with the girlfriend are gold! :D
@jakkakasunset5485
@jakkakasunset5485 3 жыл бұрын
The Hitman 2 shed is the equivalent of Moxxie in Helluva Boss Rpisode 4 where he just pulls out every weapon known to man... and Imp
@mr.chickenz0466
@mr.chickenz0466 3 жыл бұрын
He's classier then that
@allenbackbone
@allenbackbone 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine that scene he goes from sharp rock to nuclear ICBM
@jakkakasunset5485
@jakkakasunset5485 3 жыл бұрын
@@allenbackbone A North Korean rocket, so it has a higher chance of falling back down and hitting themselves
@generalfreddo7313
@generalfreddo7313 3 жыл бұрын
THE SHED MILITIA APPROVES OF THIS SHED.
@bogney
@bogney 2 жыл бұрын
A bit late to the party but it is worth mentioning, if you own Hitman 1 and 2, you can play all the main levels from those games in VR too.
@stuartreed944
@stuartreed944 3 жыл бұрын
13:36 is my favourite bit. LMAO
@spinyjustspiny3289
@spinyjustspiny3289 3 жыл бұрын
you ever solve a murder specifically just because it lets you commit another one that's even harder to track
@weakamna
@weakamna 3 жыл бұрын
Random question, I've always wondered if the sponsors review sponsor sections and approve them? A lot of KZbinrs have pretty crazy sponsor ads, and I'm just wondering if someone's job is just to sit around watching those all day?
@UpIsNotJump
@UpIsNotJump 3 жыл бұрын
Yep it was approved by them! They liked my lil weapons change bit especially
@weakamna
@weakamna 3 жыл бұрын
@@UpIsNotJump Huh... that has to be an interesting job.
@TheOneThreeFour
@TheOneThreeFour 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like the worst vr port in years
@VaidasMaldzius
@VaidasMaldzius 3 жыл бұрын
It's solely hardware limitations. PS4 is simply cannot push such a big resolution for 2 screens and hit good framerate. I think it should have been for pc as well, at then it would not be as a bottleneck as it is now.
@fairyhaven13
@fairyhaven13 3 жыл бұрын
I greatly appreciate the nail polish. I love when guys wear it, they look so good in it.
@anothertallbruv8665
@anothertallbruv8665 3 жыл бұрын
No they don’t😂 I don’t get why he put it on :/
@fairyhaven13
@fairyhaven13 3 жыл бұрын
@@anothertallbruv8665 You have personal issues you need to sort out, don't take it out on guys who feel secure enough in their masculinity to accessorize.
@anothertallbruv8665
@anothertallbruv8665 3 жыл бұрын
@@fairyhaven13 I most definitely do not have personal issues as I literally do not care I love this youtuber coolest fucker I ever seen on yt. You should't say people have problems for having an opinion.
@anothertallbruv8665
@anothertallbruv8665 3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed your channel has sonic videos in it that is actually so funny I don't know a SINGLE PERSON above the age of 7 who likes sonic
@andreiaciu7036
@andreiaciu7036 3 жыл бұрын
MILLION SUBSCRIBERS LETS GOOO, good job lad, you deserved it.
@grooverchan1600
@grooverchan1600 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute agent 47 is from the agency? Do they know Rico Rodriguez? I feel like this crossover needs to happen.
@wolf_in_tux5014
@wolf_in_tux5014 3 жыл бұрын
Your gorn review inspired me to buy the game. Also, I would love to see a non-vr version of Minecraft is a nightmare. There’s a lot of stuff that you didn’t cover and instead reviewed the vr aspects of the game like getting vivecraft to work. But, It was still a great video. Also, destiny 2 is a nightmare would be pretty cool.
@Neds_Severed_Head
@Neds_Severed_Head 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm just going to stare at this picture until the video starts
@joewhittaker1540
@joewhittaker1540 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mr.jeffjeffun1212
@mr.jeffjeffun1212 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for 3h... I can feal my soul leaving my body... BU IT'S WORTH IT!!
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