Upsetting Christmas Carols

[@saltierthanthesea]

He's like Michael Bublé, goes into hibernation for ages then drops a song or two; back to hibernation

[@cryo311old]

True

[@nafisa.t13]

Because you can't rush ART

[@ketkijere]

More like Michael Bublé on crack (but in a good way. Like a more eccentric version of him)

[@saltierthanthesea]

@@ketkijere this made me cackle because it's so true

[@CaroSOSaS]

Best comment

[@henryeckstein6443]

The fact that he makes eye contact through the entire jingle bells song is honestly more terrifying than the lyrics...

[@justexisting184]

I had to look behind and around to make sure I'm not gonna get *slayed*

[@Charliefarley170287]

Accompanied by a creepy smile... 😳 I’m scared!

[@tumblingartist]

0_o

[@idkwholizzieis]

he didn't even BLINK

[@musicsk8rchick]

@@idkwholizzieis He did one time at the beginning of jingle bells at 2:41

[@matthewluna8636]

I love how he keeps a straight face until the “What is WAP?” moment.

[@eonsinfinity534]

For like a second.

[@incognitogirl6201]

I sure im going to regret this but... What *is* WAP?

[@teigandavis9928]

@@incognitogirl6201 if you really want to know (you don't) look it up

[@incognitogirl6201]

@@teigandavis9928 ... I think ill take your word for it. Ignorance is bliss and all that. Lol

[@bt7594]

@Jolene Ju Yin Cheah false, she has no good songs

[@thenerdycousins9099]

The way his expressions were during the Frosty the Snowman part, describing the horrid scene, sounded almost like he’s one of the kids who witnessed it

[@anonymouspigeon8907]

Hey, we can’t pass judgment on how he copes

[@blueturtle3623]

Rewatched it with that lens, I highly recommend it. It makes the video a lot better.

[@johnnylobster4048]

That was so scary damnit

[@janazuren5456]

This year's royalty free Christmas songs do be hitting different.

[@ashcar795]

yeah

[@wtry69]

It’s an improvement

[@CrazyTallComic]

Dodie: I’m gonna do Christmas songs in a minor key! Jon: I’m gonna do Christmas songs about killing minors.

[@omlette_leia6721]

**sighs** **watches their collabs for the millionth time**

[@joemullarkey5719]

Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat

[@sophiefowler1936]

Fun!

[@chickaboombaby]

LOL 😂

[@brijkishorsinghparihar9994]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@sammycopley1]

this is too good

[@THED3ADLY7]

Fax

[@nanometer6079]

Omg sammy

[@iva8333]

Oh hi sammy

[@emilystokes0413]

I am your 1000th like lol

[@ashleyrene4127]

what’s new? jon is 2020’s savior. only returning when we need him most. 😌

[@pizzatime42]

Another year, another time remembering this on Christmas Eve and coming back to watch

[@Chessete]

You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads more than twice.

[@niamhs1925]

😂

[@idiotofsuburbia]

You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads.

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

you know 2020 is crazy when jon

[@goldencreeper2551]

you know 2020 is crazy

[@despicablepenguin]

you know 2020

[@tessjones8957]

I was expecting a basic global warming joke for frosty... this was way more terrifying.

[@bedford4431]

hah, by far

[@silverwind9906]

I dont get it? Like why did frosty spew a brownish goo?????

[@tealablu3759]

I’m still processing it lol

[@horrorhistory7342]

Since he’s alive but still made of snow he’s slowly melting from the inside. Interestingly enough that can happen to people too if our body temperatures are high enough, which is why we need to be careful with fevers and our body rising over 98.6 degrees.

[@tealablu3759]

@@horrorhistory7342 our proteins start to denature if we heat up too much. That’s why people freak out. Your body heats up to kill of the virus or bacteria, but it also changes the shape and therefore function of the body’s proteins. Not quite melting, but proteins are kind of wicked important.

[@sarahkosian6475]

Evers other influencer: I know this year was so hard and I wanna spread as much positivity as I can! Jon: Time to sing about death and suffering kids

[@steffismile14]

not to mention poor frosty...

[@mithusadukha3133]

😂😂

[@vwithav7997]

the only thing to bring us joy

[@kuro-kuromi32]

ahhh the return of the king 💖

[@emarieburson8846]

@@steffismile14 poor frosty. I was so concerned after hearing those lyrics

[@rabiyashafi]

each carol is a different mood and it haunts me to this day.. the way he smiles so naturally after singing something really haunted 😶

[@lumine4418]

On today's episode on the effects of childhood trauma:

[@eruyuki006]

I still can’t believe he’s really back.

[@tombstonerforever9374]

He wasn't gone long.

[@talkabouteyec4ndy]

he posted a month ago

[@julietminusromeo1249]

Well ‘back’ is a relative term here

[@zuko4651]

@@julietminusromeo1249 Sure is

[@wo7861]

@@tombstonerforever9374 it was 2 years before they posted about a month ago, they mean they still can't believe their back

[@WhitneyAvalon]

"the puddle's garbled shrieks" Love how your brain works; this whole video is a delight!

[@gracehall9186]

Whitney Avalon you are so cool!!!! (I also completely agree with your comment) sry for fangirling I can’t help it lol

[@madelinesikes9853]

Of course Whitney's here😂😂

[@faithmilne]

i literally read this as soon as he sang it wtf lmao

[@ginger4539]

I was expecting you to be here lol

[@neera3167]

Delight.. _violent_ Yes Whitney, it was delightful, indeed.

[@Ath3nx_2]

Can we all appreciate the passive-aggressive look Paint makes(edit: during jingle bells), staring unblinkingly at the camera, not even glimpsing at the keyboard?

[@Sophie-ru9ir]

Paint: "children scream" Me: "are those the real lyrics?" Paint: *keeps on singing* Me: "Alright it's obviously not"

[@AdmiralYordan]

Wdym it sounds absolutely legit

[@petarkamenov3173]

Th os the actual nane of the song

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

That could’ve been the real song besides the word “nuclear” and “repopulate” and I’d have no idea lmao

[@despicablepenguin]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 I mean children songs are already pretty dark. Have you heard rock a bye baby?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@despicablepenguin I can hear Jon Solo in the distance... Also don’t forget “Ring A Round The Rosie”

[@madelinewhite9501]

When we needed him most, he comes back. Again 🥰

[@sammyhoffman4812]

This year: *been worse than hell* Jon; fine more than two videos 🙄 Bless you Jon

[@yourgurlrii8238]

Lets be honest٫ Jon isn't ruining christmas carols, he's making them realistic Edit: :0 ty for the likes!

[@Maxleyy]

So we’re both waiting for him?

[@Anyaforger2810]

@@Maxleyy me too I'm waiting for him too upload I've been subbed to home for 2 years

[@QuietChaos1996]

I agree with your line of thinking. X'D

[@thatonelegoguy4548]

*thank you

[@yourgurlrii8238]

@@Maxleyy Yep- ( sorry about the late reply-)

[@fannyhell6473]

For people that miss Halloween but are also excited for Christmas.

[@leahchattergoon5086]

When you miss halloween but you need to act festive

[@BadBatzMaru]

@@leahchattergoon5086 Every day.

[@ItHurts2Become]

“The sentience stripped away” “Ladies who scream, all Karening” So, so clever!

[@XiaoMingXing]

I see someone else has also gone insane during the quarantine.

[@Kyrrichan]

Oh I guess for him it has been too late for years :D :D

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

@@Kyrrichan Same thought. 😂

[@thelocalgoots]

So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Jon played Jingle Bells without looking at the keyboard once.

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@Sophia-us9ev]

“Jingle bells, prison cells, no one gets away. Oh what fun it is to die” is now my favorite Christmas lyric

[@samuelnetchitailo9494]

same

[@itsjustbrandy4290]

This is far beyond the "Jingle Bells,Batman Smells" that i grew up with.

[@chansolpark6860]

robin laid an egg

[@animelover6195]

The one I remember is "Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed."

[@potatogirl769]

Can’t wait to sing these at this year’s family Christmas zoom.

[@kiana5085]

Oh my god how hilarious it would be😂😂😂😂😂

[@notamuggle2456]

After u sing tell us how it went

[@evetea9780]

Ah, another sentence I would not have understood a year ago :)

[@jamaljarvison]

Dashing through the snow in a pair of broken skies. Over the fields we go, smashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead. What fun it is to wake up in a hospital bed! Hey!

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@juliad.2517]

The most terrifying part was the eye contact. After so little socialization for so long, I was overwhelmed.

[@boxed_eggs]

IKR

[@SamWest96]

That's what it was! It felt so wrong but I couldn't pinpoint why!

[@twentythreefourtyeight1111]

this is just Progressive Christmas Carols’ darker twin

[@javierd5814]

This guy reminds me of the avatar Asleep for 100 years and comes back when the world needed him most

[@elifusta.78]

Lol yes

[@lnh7199]

Agreed

[@mormoon_]

Us: sitting here waiting for him to appear again in a year

[@AD-yl4xs]

I'm not even joking, was in the middle of listening to progressive Christmas carols when I got the notification

[@fakermakerprops3948]

Amazing!

[@Koribaby1]

I ADORE Progressive Christmas Carols.

[@talkabouteyec4ndy]

Someone named AxxL is coming!

[@im_youknow_marty]

well they're timeless classics so... no surprise there ;)

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Ironic as we have go backwards.... this year sucks

[@ishaswamy]

apparently parodying songs to make them disturbing is jon’s specialty

[@RachelNoirValisare]

it's why I subbed xD

[@ashb9585]

Laughs in Happily Never After

[@amyl9328]

Duh

[@zu7260]

Exactly

[@Ash-hm3oq]

absolutley

[@ColeJ_23]

Rhyming Epstein with Latrine is the most creative thing I’ve seen in a good while.

[@rachelsomething1050]

BRO imagine getting your comment liked by PAINT. I hope you screamed

[@zbieramnakartonowyprzycisk8026]

@@rachelsomething1050 he painted it black lol

[@gracefrederick6633]

@@rachelsomething1050 he's just like "finally, SOMEONE recognized my lyrical genius"

[@chubbi1760]

Anyone else miss old paint videos? They are so nostalgic of my childhood!

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@davidmathew3649]

nil

[@swellestgoat3803]

Umm you dont know what happened between them do u?

[@blue-qh5ye]

Well this is awkward

[@maturinthecosmicturtle6783]

@@swellestgoat3803 what do you mean?

[@swellestgoat3803]

@@maturinthecosmicturtle6783 dodie wanted to be more than friends with jon but he rejected her and their friendship also broke (this was before they both came out)

[@skylaryon5693]

@@swellestgoat3803 I didnt even know they knew each other oof

[@shadowstrike234]

MatPat and Jon Cozart: The two people who have the special ability of ruining your childhood in under 10 minutes

[@despicablepenguin]

I bring to you, Jon Solo (although I guess his videos are more than 10 minutes)

[@Chris_isDumb]

What about Remus Sanders 🤠

[@Grace-td5dd]

Yes I love both of them

[@Victoria-_]

Yup 😂

[@Lolilillisjdjdhddj]

Jacksfilms fans too

[@leena6615]

I hope he knows the only Christmas carols I had memorized up until now were his progressive ones and now my abilities are getting stronger

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

This just happened to show up in my feed and oh my God I’m so glad I listened to it! Funny AF

[@woman4220]

Most people: hey, this year has been tough, so let's try to be as positive as possible, ok? Paint: no❤

[@sweaterclaws]

just.... no ❤

[@alkistimichal]

Man I'd like your comment but it already has the perfect amount of likes XD

[@joannakwiatkowska4362]

@@alkistimichal not anymore❤

[@flaminhos1054]

Hey its me

[@woman4220]

@@flaminhos1054 no its me

[@belindamariano5774]

PAINT HAS ONCE AGAIN ARISEN FROM HIS SLUMBER IN ORDER TO BLESS US WITH CHRISTMAS CAROLS

[@roniholena7952]

I like your pfp🌝🌝

[@amyl9328]

We only let him out of hell sometimes ok.... he is insane

[@eeeee2212]

No one: Jon's Christmas Carols: "Oh Frosty The Snowman, purged the contents of his brain."

[@TheDel4873]

69th like

[@NikkiBrown75official]

1:15

[@danimunoz1097]

i like how they slowly get more and more unhinged

[@prodbypey.]

Merry christmas to us, he’s spoiling all of us this year

[@5oree]

Damn, did aliens kidnap the real Paint and leave an impostor behind? Holy crap he's uploading!

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have two hot KZbinr girlfriends and I am the best KZbinr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear ore

[@talkabouteyec4ndy]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

[@5oree]

@@AxxLAfriku who tf are you

[@dickydopy4638]

@@AxxLAfriku i have seen you 5 times commenting about your "2 hot girlfriends"

[@Thewingedscourge]

@@AxxLAfriku i can never tell if youre joking. None of the comments youve written make sense and it frightens me to my core. Have a nice day :D

[@hammy5173]

“Ladies who scream, all Karening” I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂😂

[@huzyax]

When the world needed him most, he disappeared.

[@thomaskite7222]

Seeing Jon Cozart sitting in his room playing a ukulele for the first time in years has awakened a primal joy in me.

[@iwasntcrazyiwasdivine]

HE FOUND HIS KZbin PASSWORD FOR GOOD EVERYONE

[@Amanda-od2dr]

"Children scream..." I'm listening

[@amyl9328]

Ok I'm not shure sold I send to to hell try to covinse me

[@bellethilrancthalion1109]

When you said you were gonna ruin them, you sure as heck weren’t kidding.

[@marikimm]

i don't care how many christmas songs he's going to ruin, this dude's voice is always a caress to my ears

[@rockking2616]

*fix

[@marikimm]

@@rockking2616 😂😂

[@MountainBabyRoses]

I read carcass...

[@depressed_birdowl8196]

"What is WAP?" I felt a sense of dread come over me that I haven't felt in years.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

"Well, Granma, you had that once upon a midnight clear..."

[@MissLilyputt]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs Nope, that’s just wrong. Never in my life had I ever given a thought to my grandma in relation to a WAP and now I’m gonna have nightmares about that.

[@turtlewhalefish4730]

P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing corrupt versions of happy holiday songs.

[@LittleRedGhost]

P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing correct versions of horrible holiday songs* I fixed your comment for you ;)

[@redrose7189]

So very true. Love your name by the the way

[@turtlewhalefish4730]

@@LittleRedGhost i tip my hat to you, one of brilliance

[@AssumingSnow82]

Omg frosty the snowman has me DYING and jingle bells has me crying. Omg please make more ruined carols

[@Demi_P]

I hope you realize I still get your “Progressive Christmas Carols” stuck in my head all year round 😂💗

[@Mina_Meow]

🎵 We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be.. 🎵 progressive christmas carols is a masterpiece

[@Nehu_22]

I watch that video for every Christmas

[@sofiaoliveira799]

ALL THE TIME! wtf is even "white christmas"

[@djloeffler3141]

Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, supports the NRA Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, IS WHITE

[@Demi_P]

@@djloeffler3141 .....DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!

[@Basey]

"No one's celebrating freaking christmas, grandpa really should have tipped the waitress" I can't stop laughing.

[@Astra_luna6]

Lmfaaaaaao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shayhemp6012]

Grandpa fucked up this time 😔 I told him at least a dollar

[@o0Avalon0o]

I don't care what you say, these are catchy as _hell._

[@BadBatzMaru]

EXACTLY

[@saey8659]

It's *fire.*

[@paraskep5080]

agreed.

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

@@BadBatzMaru kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

@ELAINE CANNON - STUDENT kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@eviearno5820]

the fact that this brings me more joy than the original songs is disturbing

[@dramaqueen6758]

This sounds too much like a 2020 recap for me to be comfy... Also Jon's death stare during Jingle Bells is the creepiest thing I've seen all day

[@ellacamacho8769]

Leave it up to him to turn even Christmas carols violent. That's the Jon we know and love.

[@jeremiahtriplett6271]

Grandma: "What is WAP?" Me: the Winter Apple Pie!

[@alizafaisal6062]

Let's just not imagine her then going around asking everyone "Do you want some WAP mister..its fresh" Im sorry😂😭

[@alexsei3684]

@@alizafaisal6062 I'm dead🤣☠️

[@jade8184]

My cousin asked me, "can I have some WAP." I just stared. Then he said, "waffles and pancakes you dirty minded creep." Needless to say I died

[@alizafaisal6062]

@@jade8184 AHAHAHAH ..the guy knew what he was talking bout though

[@jade8184]

@@alizafaisal6062 true lol

[@GV-MP]

Isn't it about that time of year for paint to come back out of the basement

[@fSebastianRe]

ik its been nearly 2 years

[@laragreene6118]

Wow, he's back. I guess Christmas really is a time of miracles.

[@Yang_Gizmo]

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The “Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree” is just your average Southern Christmas 😂

[@toastie1310]

When Paint posts it's practically a national holiday

[@nullregrets]

Thank you for your art. I wish good things for you and hope you find the joy and inspiration to keep creating. You've brought much joy to me over the years.

[@g3ven59]

At least 2020 gave us one breath of relief: Jon's alive

[@mrnazhg]

While grandma asks, “What is WAP?”

[@jeewo5895]

"Winning apple pie, grandma, it means a winning apple pie😐"

[@camellia657]

@@jeewo5895 I thought it meant “what a pineapple”

[@jeewo5895]

@@camellia657 ah yes, another common use of this acronym, all depends on context: D

[@StarshipRanger93]

Why are people 🤔 saves you writing every time you question the stupidity of people 😉

[@yuuri9064]

What does it actually mean?

[@MCBoult]

I'm really starting to think he should rename himself PAINt

[@samanthaxkay]

Well you can't have Paint without Pain

[@MCBoult]

@@samanthaxkay exactly

[@marielau6329]

Pain’t

[@jay_mem]

I thought this was a Valve pun because he barely uploads

[@vencyyung9500]

What ? Whys the t small and the others are capital

[@michellesbasement1577]

The *WA-ar-HAUUGH-her* for frosty the snowman killed me

[@chaotictiredfox]

I need full versions of these songs to mix into the family christmas playlist

[@amyl9328]

Especially jingle bells just add it in

[@elifusta.78]

Legend is back. *Just hope he will not forgot his password.* Note: WE ALL OF WANT THE AFTER EVER AFTER 4

[@winkie3331]

honestly there's only so many disney characters. I'd rather see his energy put towards other, more creative projects

[@joshcurry8527]

At this point these videos are more just confirmation he’s alive

[@oxidiser]

And eight months later, we’re still wondering

[@ramadrian248]

@@oxidiser still wondering...

[@jacksonkirk8440]

@@ramadrian248 still wondering

[@hemastructural]

@jackson kirk still wondering

[@deonejones748]

@Muvsiture Media still wondering

[@misguided_ghost]

the sustained intense eye contact during jingle bells made it extra scary

[@bbaby_driverr]

He’s actually uploading? Who is this man?

[@talkabouteyec4ndy]

*Paint was The Impostor*

[@michellebroer9188]

We can add "Baby it's cold outside" to this playlist. Doesn't even have to be rewritten, that song is already terrifying

[@foxja1]

How?

[@michellebroer9188]

@@foxja1 It's basically a woman saying no to a man and him ignoring her and trying to kiss her for 3 minutes

[@laragreene6118]

correct

[@xDragonHybridx]

it's preeeeeety rapey

[@foxja1]

@@michellebroer9188 I mean I understand how it can be perceived that way but if you look into the song it was written by a husband and wife and she was more saying no I can’t because of societal standards where hookups weren’t really a thing.

[@ahmedkhalid5638]

No one literally no one: Paint: ima turn Christmas songs dark

[@eonsinfinity534]

Actually, if we want to be fair here, weird al was one of the first to do it. Christmas at ground zero and the night santa went crazy are some of the best songs ive ever heard.

[@LadyPhoenix731]

He did progressive Christmas carols a few years ago

[@horsefeathers2391]

2020's been a rough year

[@joannalepage204]

I was going to like this comment but its at 666 so imma let it be lol

[@RinniePere]

@@eonsinfinity534 Yep! And the dark version of TNSWC.

[@Annikahae]

I think it’s about time, that the rare Jon Cozart wakes up and emerges from his cave ;)

[@jadahoizer9668]

Ok but THE LIGHTING sis THE OUTFITS we love it

[@advicewithavocato]

first lyric: CHILDREN SCREAM

[@olliewitt8196]

throughout the entirety of Frosty the Snowman: *ukulele intensifies*

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@johnsonken96]

I just discovered this today and love how it's a day before the one year anniversary.

[@Joshkaats]

Wow he is uploading after 2 years 3 uploads

[@joelwall4471]

The Michael Bublé of KZbin (except less often)

[@mjunaid175]

Idk how

[@ashleebauman4349]

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[@Joshkaats]

Wtf how did i get 160 like in 6 mins wtf?!?!

[@meœwsers]

“O’er the kids we roll” I think paint is my old principle

[@nora687]

hey op you wanna give more context to this one?

[@milohodges7909]

uhhhh pardon??

[@aspenjay6504]

Woah...wait...WHAT

[@EstherP_]

...?

[@chelliebear4]

The darkest Christmas song to me will always be “Let it Snow” all about a man slowly accepting his fate of freezing to death in the middle of a snow storm. First part is his brain misfiring happy memories as it slowly shuts down with the exception of: “Since we no place to go. Let it Snow, let it snow, let it snow.” Since there is no where to go, no escape, he is hoping for the snow to get worse so he can at least die faster or accepting his fate and the snow for what it is. “When we finally kiss good night” Kiss of death “How I’ll hate going out in the storm” Thought of feeling the cold anymore/ continuing to live through it is becoming too unbearable “But if you really hold me tight. All the way home I’ll be warm” He wants death’s embrace so he’ll no longer feel the cold on his body and his spirit can go “home” and only feel warmth “And the fire is slowly dying” his only source of warmth is slowly dying out, with no way to rekindle it. “And my dear we’re still goodbying” He is mentally saying his goodbyes to his loved ones “But as long as you love me so. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” As long as he is in his loved ones hearts he is okay with his fate.

[@HAPPILYANTALIE]

Wtf

[@wielkacytryna]

I like the way you think.

[@Ellenna53]

It's kinda sad actually :'(

[@haleymartin7169]

Um maybe not- I mean music is up to interpretation but it's about being snowed in. And you're stuck In your house...

[@TheBrodyLopez]

I think you read into it a lil too much, but I still like where you went with it.

[@IfechiOnubogu]

Maybe this year could be a sequel with more songs on this xDDD

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@batatude]

Maybe this year could have some videos!

[@Admiralfeb]

"What is WAP?" I couldn't keep a straight face either, Jon...

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mny3iGquf6h7oMk

[@darkv01d79]

Its waffles and pancakes 😏🤫

[@olivebrosnan4437]

@@darkv01d79 no it’s worship and prayer /j

[@calbbage]

Carol of the Bells was a whole nightmare, i’m not joking.

[@morganwest5324]

Definitely agree haha

[@dreamzie.]

Carol of the *Hells*

[@BadBatzMaru]

Not Jingle Bells?

[@justme-vu8lo]

@@dreamzie. good one

[@harrypotter8262]

Disgusting. *Poly Cotton Blends.*

[@crarbils4844]

“What is wap?” Easy answer is worship and prayer.

[@KingLavyaz]

What's the hard answer?

[@crarbils4844]

@@KingLavyaz what it means to a majority of people

[@steffismile14]

is that the true meaning? :'D

[@crarbils4844]

@@steffismile14 sure, let’s go with that

[@nickducos3164]

Ah yes, someone with taste

[@notbarney6305]

It’s good to see he is still alive

[@feliciapease3912]

Every time I see you do a creepy smile, I think "man he'd make a great Joker"

[@raine6621]

woah

[@beckybrown9662]

I feel like he asked himself what is the opposite of progressive christmas carols and came up with this

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

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[@coyotix]

I never thought frosty the snowman could be so terrifying

[@emilydean318]

He says this all with a look of delight on his face

[@abbybarnes4988]

That smile at the end of frosty the snowman tho 😂

[@no...name...]

these are exactly the lyrics I would've heard on the back of the bus in 6th grade

[@janecat8753]

What kind of school did you go to? 😨

[@fedoramaster6035]

I was thinking the same thing lmao. Back in like fifth grade my friends had a very similar collection of carols

[@nevertimetotryagain]

Yes! "Deck the halls with gasoline" etc

[@no...name...]

@@janecat8753 public school

[@bornilmurchhona]

I am 5 seconds in and I adore this. Jon, you are rocking that suit and rose. And that black shirt. And the red one. You are rocking these outfits and I love that.

[@raeosunshine24]

i watch the politically correct christmas carols every YEAR oh my god, i'm so happy to see this

[@lovinpeacestfm6357]

SAME LIKE NOW I HAVE TWO SONGS TO LOOP

[@ashermarc]

Now we just have to wait for next Christmas for Jon to come back

[@АнтонАндропов-в4ц]

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