Vampire Roommate Gets Festive [audio][roleplay]

SPOILERS FOR DIE HARD - Which, if you haven’t seen it by now… Go fix that! It's a Christmas movie!
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[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

Me, seeing through the lies of the cuddly vampire: “You just like Die Hard because there’s blood in your Christmas.” Also me, hypocritically cuddling the vampire: “Nightmare before Christmas is the best Christmas movie because it has vampires and skeletons.”

[@belm7448]

I LOVE that the vampire likes Die hard as a christmas movie. AND SHE IS RIGHT !

[@noriakikakyoin4659]

Urban Nymph: Just because it takes place during Christmas doesn’t make it a Christmas movie. Also Urban Nymph: Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie Me: hmmmmm, something smells fishy

[@StingofTruth]

I was about to say the same thing.

[@Tunkkis]

It's still a Christmas movie.

[@Poynton90]

Die Hard = "Best Christmas movie of all time!"

[@mirage809]

"Bonus points if the Muppets are involved." While I will always represent the BBC adaptation of A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart I really can't say no the muppet version. That's a very close second.

[@dtg3055]

Human centipede is a Christmas movie. Don't argue

[@DaneTheDane]

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie, and you cannot change my mind. Also, where exactly in the Vampire Roommate timeline does this take place?

[@tsardudebroiii]

a long time ago in an apartment far far away

[@robertnorton2495]

@@tsardudebroiii lmao

[@awesome_by_default]

I imagine it is in chronological order after they went to Brazil and this is just some downtime between the craziness with her mother.

[@felion6381]

@@awesome_by_default yea, I feel like it is chronological except for the prequel episode.

[@luked7525]

The Black Hole

[@MortalGlare]

Choosing anything over Muppets Christmas Carol is the deepest heresy.

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

Lethal Weapon 1 is a Christmas movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

[@commanderfox4183]

So is die hard

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@@commanderfox4183 we know my friend

[@thenerdyguy2020]

It not and neither is die hard they take places at chirstmas not chirstmas movies. Her point about it's a wonderful life apply to die hard too. Its action movie not a chirstmas movie.

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@@thenerdyguy2020 shut it. You're wrong.

[@thenerdyguy2020]

ok then that mean harry potters a Christmas movie to cause it happened at Christmas time to. or is Gremlins a Christmas movie it takes place at Christmas by you logic it a Christmas movie. or the classic the thin man. so no die hard and lethal weapon are not Christmas movie. a Christmas has to have Christmas as main focus lethal weapon and die hard harry potter and gremlins do not so they are not Christmas movies i will not dispute there good movies just not Christmas movies.

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

Feeling my own mortality today. I have something I hope becomes true: 1. There’s an audio of Listener realizing they’ve become as immortal as Vampire Roommate-Girlfriend, so they can grow old together. 2. A sequel video with Vampire Roommate in the future, being sad her soulmate is dead, and meeting their reincarnation and somehow recognizing them (maybe her saying: “sweetness” to Vampire Roommate and then a minor outburst of “how do you know that word?” followed by listener whispering the word: “popcorn”).

[@felion6381]

Yo that second one is sad but ngl I like it

[@caffeinedelusions]

Hogfather exists, Die Hard can only be the second best Christmas movie.

[@ImUnoriginalOfficial]

Dude, how in the world haven't i found out about your channel and this awsome series yet? Your audio is like teacup and bethy quality plus you upload more frequently! That's not even to mention that this series has 17 episodes so far almost all of which are 10min+ You have earned yourself a more than worthy sub and a frequent viewer!

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

A vampire room mate? that sounds AWESOME!!

[@UrbanNymph]

Yeah, she's been around a while... you can check out the playlist if you want all her adventures!

[@trapbuilder2283]

Bro you seem to have missed an entire series. You should fix that

[@davidonufrak4825]

This series is worth listening to. Its awesome.

[@mybackithurts7792]

You must be new.

[@markwhitaker-goens8332]

U missed plenty check out the playlist for the full story lol this I'd my favorite series very top! 😁

[@vertices141]

Two things, I knew Vamp Roomie was best girl already, but this re-confirms it. Also, c'mon listener, haven't seen Die Hard? Can't be comfortable in your shoes anymore, good thing she solved that asap.

[@beepboop9712]

Die Hard: Best Christmas movie ever.

[@davidonufrak4825]

Urban nymph, i laughed so hard when you did betty boops voice i fell off my bed still laughing. It was cute.

[@mauzilus]

I can not overstate how much of a Christmas movie Die Hard is, though I will admit that I was sceptical when my dad told me that for the first time.

[@MrMarcusRoland]

I am quivering in rage at it being suggested that not only have I not seen it, but that I would think it's not a Christmas movie. To suggest that i.would be so vile and wrong. How dare.

[@GuyN0ir]

Die Hard is, in fact, the best Christmas movie.

[@awesome_by_default]

You seems to have forgotten another reason why die hard is a Christmas movie. The whole "fixing your familial relationships plot?" Pretty common in Christmas movies.

[@mirastian5366]

We should clearly watch Home Alone again.

[@narrativenoob]

Her: “What’s your favorite movie for this time of year?” Me: “The Polar Express hands down.” Her: “Well, if you don’t have a favorite-“ Me: “wut?”

[@Daslaer]

Die Hard is my Christmas tradition

[@egg6343]

Vamp roomate: what movie do you wanna watch? Me: nightmare before Christmas Vamp roomate: that's not a Christmas movie Me: so you are telling me that die hard is a Christmas movie BUT NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ISN'T!! nah I'm done

[@theloneliness7128]

What sort of pathetic creature has never seen Die Hard. Plus I agree best Christmasmovie ever.

[@HyperShadow89]

-Claims “It’s a Wonderful Life” isn’t really a Christmas movie just because it takes place around Christmas -Goes on to say “Die Hard” is the best Christmas movie, which is only a Christmas movie because it happens at Christmas ???

[@ZetaAudio]

You say Die Hard is the best Christmas movie, I raise you Home Alone.

[@vaughnmcfarland634]

And I raise you a Gremlins

[@damianwolfe613]

I raise you The Grinch

[@shadowfang269]

When we got to the part they shoot out the glass my sister in-law asked “why are they doing that instead of shooting him?” Both my brother and i looked at her and said “he has no shoes!”

[@MaddCatter]

If you want a Christmas movie to add to the list......Gremlins.... bet

[@exsee]

Awww this got me to smile and laugh all the way through ☺️ thank you so much💙💙 Btw great Betty Boop voice 😅

[@StopDr0pandROFL]

Die Hard ain't a Christmas movie, it happens during a office Christmas party and it doesn't have christmassy moral of the story moment at the end

[@randomcenturion7264]

I mean, she's not wrong. Muppet's Christmas Carol IS a classic.

[@destroyer6038]

I would love a female vampire as a roommate

[@Althecor]

A haiku about the holidays. Ahem: Rainbow lights abound As the cold starts to set in Grand festivity

[@Althecor]

@@Shadow-gm9ct Christmas lights, Shadow. I'm talking about Christmas lights. Do try to keep up, please

[@davidonufrak4825]

My dads favorite christmas movies are It's a wonderful life, A Christmas Carol with Alastair Sim, Miracle On 34th Street both versions, The Santa Clause films, and scrooged with bill murray. I love all christmas movies except a christmas story and the sequel.

[@w3s10]

How am I supposed to believe that I would argue that Die Hard (the greatest Christmas move ever made) is not a Christmas movie

[@connzman7178]

I died laughing when she was imitating aunt bethany. I grew up watching Christmas vacation so that part HIT ME

[@Aaron-xc4je]

it's not Christmas until i see Hans gruber fall off nakatomi plaza

[@JoseMendoza-lz4ym]

Well done, UN. Also, the McLane's daughter is named Lucy, which means light. So, what does your angel consider a Christmas movie but you don't? To be continued?

[@ZoeyPaigeLunaPhD]

There are two kinds of people. Those who believe Die Hard to be a Christmas movie and those who are wrong. Dump him

[@MrsCallieCourt]

This is the series I discovered you on yesssssss another one

[@swj0272]

I feel really close with this audio, just because Lampoons Christmas Vacation is MY favorite Christmas movie!🥰🥰🥰 was a really nice moment💜

[@coldclaw2295]

> not watching The Polar Express on Christmas

[@SStyle5]

An in-character watch along piece of Die Hard would be amazing but I'm sure very exhausting.

[@Vodyinoii]

Hard to comment, too easy to drop spoilers! Love the VR, as always, and the detail -- great work!

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

Are you a fricken time traveler?

[@Vodyinoii]

@@WeaponizedGoochsweat - yes, absolutely! :D I time-traveled back to a point when I wasn't a Patreon member supporting Ree and then I joined her Patreon so every since then I get early access! :D Seriously, though, joking aside, I just get early access through Patreon supporter perks. There are lots of good ones (ringtones!!) that people might like, so I encourage them to check them out.

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@@Vodyinoii will do buddy

[@Wolfdancer4859]

Literally the same opinions about Christmas movies, and been on this story line since the first video, love this story and video!! ❤️

[@BennysGamingAttic]

I wonder how much popcorn these two have consumed during this series

[@felion6381]

We need more

[@markdahlia9543]

now i have a machine gun ho ho ho

[@cappuchino14]

Die Hard watchalong stream when

[@kirbyuniverseasmr4692]

Omg the Betty boop impression was really good I love it and surprised me when you did the voice ❤️😊👍

[@trentmcivoy4376]

...... and we're outta popcorn. we'll need extra snuggles to compensate

[@cej3940]

Just about to go to sleep, best thing to fall asleep to

[@davidderas424]

Die hard for the win on this one

[@Hyenadont]

Die hard is the best Christmas movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

[@maxoverridemax]

Yippee ki-yay Mother......... well you know the rest😂

[@DVS-rb9wn]

I don't have the time to listen to this rn but... here's my like and my comment, best series.

[@Polloloco827]

Home alone is the best ,fight me✊👊

[@Blindluck92]

Vampire Lifemate (yes, I made that Star Wars reference): "Give me some classic holiday tropes, but with Bruce Willis and big guns. And Alan Rickman, *soo* perfect! He's like the Grinch, except, you know... Snape." Me, irl: "If the Listener doesn't have a ring hidden among their Christmas gifts for Vampire Roommate already, they have no excuse after this." Also, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas Movie, and yippee ki yay to any Scrooges who disagree.

[@sarahmcc690]

This is amazing. You are amazing don't ever forget that :) have a great morning, afternoon, or night what ever it may be. Now I am intrested to watch Die Hard.

[@Tunkkis]

Umm, actually, Hans Gruber didn't fall from Nakatomi Plaza. He fell _from_ *Nakatomi Tower* _onto_ *Nakatomi Plaza.*

[@unknownuser-tg9ik]

You said a wonderful life isn’t a Christmas movie because it happens at Christmas but also said die hard is 🤔🤔🤔

[@josephjohnson9755]

Best Christmas movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Die Hard is the best christmas movie? I like your tastes!

[@powerup3005]

The Princess Bride is 100% a Christmas movie

[@stolasburrito74656]

I fucking love die hard

[@dspa58]

DIe hard is a Christmas movie anyone who says otherwise is wrong

[@Remingtonaverbeck]

If someone has not seen die hard thats a sin

[@ScarletBlitz]

Holiday vampire roommate I need this...also die hard is a Christmas film and my listener self if almost criminal for not thinking so but they haven't watched it yet so its almost a pass

[@FlaglerAmerica]

Vampire Roommates are epic

[@kunalbhattacharyya4244]

Never been this early to a video in my life

[@BLange-hp5sh]

Grace?!? Grace died 30 years ago.

[@bektasbirben6077]

Awesome vampire roommate/girlfriend: this year can go directly to hell. Roleplay me: damn straight. 2020 irl me: UNDERSTATEMENT OF YEAR!

[@gentlesidecharacter6199]

everything is correct. but.. Obama said Die Hard is not a christmas movie, take it to him then I'll agree.

[@soggybigmac2640]

“This year has completely gone to hell.” Me: Cheers, I’ll drink to that!

[@Ghost37545]

"Have you seen Die Hard?" "Er... No." "... What?" I sense we just lost 500 relationship points. (Yes, I've seen Die Hard, and yes, it's the only movie I'll watch for Christmas)

[@Ghost37545]

@@_whyte.woods_1256 Of course. I just forgot to add it to my comment.

[@TheVikingFabler]

wait whats the movie we suggested that she says isnt a Christmas movie?! i must know

[@randallstrong9882]

Epic

[@theratking264]

Does "A Nightmare before Christmas" count as a Christmas-Movie?

[@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle]

6:10 Jake Peralta has entered the chat 7:29 - 7:33 Jake Peralta I 100% agree

[@tragarfullaw5912]

It's not a Christmas movie!

[@MrFern5]

The audio was great but I’m so sick and tired of hearing the hole die hard argument like I don’t care whether you think it’s a Christmas movie or not it’s just so over used it was on the damn radio this morning

[@trentmcivoy4376]

I hate It's a Wonderful Life too. Let's watch The Apartment instead

[@dspa58]

A vampire that watches die hard luckiest girl alive she can watch die for eternity jealousy intensified

[@StingofTruth]

Ok.... Why didn't "Scrooged" starring bill murray get a mention?! It's better than national lampoon's christmas vacation!

[@saddelta6785]

As long as I’m not alone I don’t really care

[@chumisntfum1614]

Vampire santa claus, somebody write it down

[@markg5611]

A bit disappointed that plot doesn't seem to be happening, but I guess they do need a break.

[@epimetheaus1214]

Lethal Weapon is the superior action based Christmas movie and I'm willing to come to blows defending that statement. Rigs > McClane.

[@eeveemaster8902]

This one doesnt resnate with me that much I hate 99% of chrismas movie Die hard is a chrismas movie But still amazing as always

[@terrysyvertson9205]

is this supposed to be a one off vampire roommate holiday special?

[@MichaelDiPrima03201994]

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.

[@WolfDragonTamer]

So....how's vampire mom?

[@terrylopez2786]

Where did i keep my garlic extract ?

[@crazyanimegamer5667]

Me: Die Hard isn't a christm- gets mauled to death by die hard fans..... 😂😂😂😎😎😎

[@DarmaniX]

Die Hard is not a Xmas movie

[@lizzzbenoist]

Nope. It's THE Christmas movie. Now go watch Die Hard.

[@DarmaniX]

@@lizzzbenoist Just happining on xmas

[@WolfDragonTamer]

@@lizzzbenoistafter all it takes place during Christmas