"Fuck off. Lemme sleep!!" if I said that I would be in heaven already
@ProjectExMachina Жыл бұрын
No. With that attitude to mother going straight to hell, not heaven.
@martinwich8788 Жыл бұрын
@@ProjectExMachina Balkan Hell with the gypsies
@Melissa-z9k7d4 ай бұрын
hell* HAHAHAHA
@eszternagy7879 Жыл бұрын
"Stop crying or I give you something to cry about!" I heard exactly the same a few times 😂😂😂 This whole video is so accurate.🤣 Love from Hungary 😊😘
@dudanunesbleffАй бұрын
It's a timeless line in Portugal,too. Less used nowadays, though. We are getting soft.
@catalin7281 Жыл бұрын
As a balkan kid, i can say this is accurate as hell :)
@AdrianKrajcar Жыл бұрын
😂♥
@sturmtruppen69 Жыл бұрын
Znam kako ti je
@HunterFisherYT Жыл бұрын
What does bitch- co mean?
@HunterFisherYT Жыл бұрын
Catalin I’m planning a trip to the Balkans do you have any advice or any shit I need to know?
@catalin7281 Жыл бұрын
@@HunterFisherYT survive
@Nike_from_Italy Жыл бұрын
"Stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about!". Wow this is exactly Italian parenting🤣🤣🤣 Italians and balkans = 🤝 (We also have "as i made you, i'll destroy you!"🤣🤣🤣)
@M1SSC0RPSE Жыл бұрын
The moment the kid started crying after being scolded, I knew "imma give you something to cry about" was coming 🤣🤣
@martinrusev350211 ай бұрын
"Stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about!" I see this is universal, not just in Bulgaria.
@ilplolthereturn7525 Жыл бұрын
As a European who lives outside the Balkans, I can also confirm
@yukikoitara3932 Жыл бұрын
5:04 like my dad always says:,, if they hit you, you hit 10 times harder back!‘‘
@mxm7647 Жыл бұрын
One of our neighbor's kids called her mom "glupača" when she was like 5. Let's just say that was the first and last time. Before I started elementary school my dad taught me how to properly kick someone between the legs just in case. The only rule was they have to attack first so it counts as self-defense.
@bravogolfnovember Жыл бұрын
It’s what I teach my kids to this day 🤣.
@AdrianKrajcar Жыл бұрын
just realized part 7 is a Timmy skit and not Us vs Balkan parenting ... hahaha oops
@danailmarinov7299 Жыл бұрын
I love how Croatian parents call their kids Pichko! 😂
@jelenarajacic604 Жыл бұрын
My sister and I got a bit picked on at the age of 12, dad taught us to punch them in the nose, instead of getting afraid. Problem soved
@patrickporter6536 Жыл бұрын
I taught my daughters ti kick them in the shins.. 😂
@Hex3d-v5y4 ай бұрын
As a proud Balkan from Romania I can confirm that all of us destroy all our socks pretty quickly. The socks business in Romania is booming
@Doctors_41-FaNTA9 ай бұрын
4:24 is soo accurate bcs i'm balkan kid with 14 yrs who get the socks or idk book
@wafflehousedan9446 Жыл бұрын
As a Balkan kid this is very accurate and relatable.
@Ark-ws2ub Жыл бұрын
Please keep that good work up man❤!
@AdrianKrajcar Жыл бұрын
will do 😁
@alexcorvin3612 Жыл бұрын
Me to my dad: I wanna go to a party! I'm not gonna smoke, drink or do drugs, no worries! My dad: Pa koji ćeš k*rac onda tamo?!
@jelenarajacic604 Жыл бұрын
Lmao good point
@Gamblingisnotforkids Жыл бұрын
the line " i will let u take a little" BET IM FYLING TO GET U CIGARETTES AND BEER
@PixelstormX9 ай бұрын
this is so true love from Croatia
@bjornsson6111 Жыл бұрын
The more I watch this video the more I realise how much I miss those "waking ups" from my mom on fucking Sunday at 5 o'clock in the morning. (she used to drop a bucket of cold water on me if i didn't want to wake up)
@MrBlond479 Жыл бұрын
It was my father for me😁he would kindly add : the hero of the night has to also be the hero of the day. Then he would take the sheets and open the window in the middle of January😁
@brightheart4012 Жыл бұрын
I'm being honest as someone from Balkans this is mostly true
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
Great video as always, pozdrav iz Britanija 🇬🇧
@_Spy_ Жыл бұрын
Yep this is the balkan way.
@DodoProSmrika Жыл бұрын
Ti si najjači majke mi😂
@PanzerShrek94Ай бұрын
I thought that Party one was going to be like that one joke "Hey dad,i'm going to a party" "Will you be drinking there son?" "No dad of course not." "Wil there be any hot girls there son?" "No dad" "Will you smoke weed at the party?" "No dad i would never do something like that" "Then why are you going to a party?"
@grillbottoms Жыл бұрын
In the balkans, nobody has a shirt in my experience
@aleusaleus7 ай бұрын
I am Balkan, hits harder than 90 bottles of Rakia
@djdbajron1 Жыл бұрын
I love KZbinrs like you
@lux_max. Жыл бұрын
Once when I was a kid I remember my mom saying "Jebem ti mater" to my brother I had the nerve to ask "kako" I ran but not far enough
@Serbia-w9q2 ай бұрын
6:34 that ohhh was personal
@MaN2Mega Жыл бұрын
😂The balkan father when he caught his kid vaping should've said: Ivan, you managed to quit smoking son! Bravo!!
@DisguisedParrot Жыл бұрын
See, Croatian people be crazy like this
@lazarmarinkovic8486 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, its ALL of us that are nutso here in the balkans, just to varying degrees! The only constant is the ass wooping we get as kids from the parent punishment's arsenal and RAKIJA! ZIVELI! lol
@Croatianmapper3910 ай бұрын
We see Americans as weird
@baihui7349 Жыл бұрын
"I got socks " needs to highlighted
@r.m.ocinneide6935 Жыл бұрын
I see now why I fit in immediately when I lived in Macedonia. My Irish-American parents must have gone to the Balkan academy of parenting.
@PrimordialNyx4 ай бұрын
Macedonia is a region in Greece. Not a country.
@mario147256 ай бұрын
"Ivan borislav stanković, am i seeing this right? You are vaping?! Mamü ti je-"
@Ilia_Karamfilov2 ай бұрын
4:14 I pray he survives
@MareVladАй бұрын
If they hit you first you have the right to put them in a hospital bed.accurate as hell 😂
@1235ropeYT2 ай бұрын
the 3 one is my parents every time
@nopenope6151 Жыл бұрын
the other me and my friend were plaing card and a father came to sit so his daughter can play with the other kids(it was a plane ground we were plaing uno) anyway the daughter comes back with sand on her apperantly the other kid trew it at her the advice of the father was"listen here, if you see her coming close you gather sand and trow it in her eye, do you undestand me" two year old nods"father, good, now go and play" so yea in the balkans, if you get hit, you hit back
@the_mad_bear3683 Жыл бұрын
4:25 umirem od smjeha majke mi
@balazsrafi3209Ай бұрын
1:32 this sentenc is soo relatable
@Sxorpi Жыл бұрын
4:45 for me its you gota keep the change
@nek0pawzowo11 ай бұрын
the layers part is fr😂 its like 32 degrees Celsius, and my mom tells me to wear layers- tf😂
@Razvi-ub3cr2 ай бұрын
Poor guy trusted timmy 1.trust 2.betrayal
@weaponizedbattletoaster8 ай бұрын
i think my parents may have been from the balkans
@definiteg49093 ай бұрын
Bruh, when it comes to discipline black households and Balkan households are identical.
@EBU2024SuckedАй бұрын
2:34 A lot of people in Serbia do walk without a shirt. Sometimes even outside. We dont do that in winter tho
@Ravistyy Жыл бұрын
2:32 true but in my house its like😂: Me: Mom, I'm not cold Mom: Well i'm cold and mom is always right
@Itzuronlygurl_cocoАй бұрын
dad: can you buy me cigarettes and beer from the store kid:noted dad:i will give you some... kid: HES A RUNNER HES A TRACK START
@Yelysei_Klapchuk_Ihorovych2 ай бұрын
I’m not balkan as I am Ukrainian but I can actually relate to basically all of these
@sanuku535Ай бұрын
Poland is so close to the balkans, ah, dear cousins.
@Filipkrustev6 ай бұрын
true
@nicolaeflavianscurtu32 Жыл бұрын
As half Romanian half Macedonian Jew teenager, this video is accurate. My Romanian mother had a difficult childhood as her parents were abusive towards her.
@Serbia-w9q2 ай бұрын
5:41 GOOD JOB HERE IS RAKIJA AND VODKA MIXED
@leakovich3906 Жыл бұрын
cigare > vape
@yasenpetrov99Ай бұрын
Im from Bulgaria and visited Croatia once. I was like wow Coratians are so developed Europeans though we have a lot in common. If something cant be cured by rakiya its incurable. 😅😅
@GoshoTheGOAT5 ай бұрын
As a Balkan kid I once got coal for Christmas.
@bezamАй бұрын
Ivan Borislav stankovich🤣🤣🤣не могу щас боже🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AccountThatiuseforchess9 ай бұрын
Next level: asian parenting
@n00dles78 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap this was my parents. I should call them today.
@Raptor501st2 ай бұрын
4:38 relatable
@realdragon2 ай бұрын
When I was very young my parents locked in bathroom and turned off lights
@Josihjhjh7 ай бұрын
Sta. Je. Dobar Balkan
@The1000rr8 ай бұрын
Počiva u miru božjem😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 zbog remena
@greekghost7 ай бұрын
Cool vid:)
@IceWolF963 Жыл бұрын
mom i wanted a ps5 died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ionutznecro Жыл бұрын
This is bullshit, man! I'm Romanian and my parents wouldn't always whoop my ass with a belt! They'd sometimes use the wooden piece where pants are supposed to go on hangers, or a large wooden spoon used for making polenta, or the garden hose (when i did REALLY bad shit), or the fly swatter, or juat a simple backhand smack on the back of my head!
@ionutznecro10 ай бұрын
@@Croatianmapper39 expand the comment and read the rest, man 😂
@Tomaxela3 ай бұрын
As a romanian, i can say i am lucky
@griffihn Жыл бұрын
you'd get kicked out for doing drugs? feet first, i presume, after your parents kill you. this is so accurate, though, it shouldn't be called satire but a documentary.
@IMBATMAN612 ай бұрын
i still dont know what marsh means
@worldfacts5298 Жыл бұрын
idk if it’s just my parent but in Netherlands I lose my bed for a month after getting beat
@alinastefan4872 ай бұрын
This is so accurate but alittle diffrent bc we ara carpathian too not oblnly balkans
@MoSaNjskiZri Жыл бұрын
4:25 😂😂😂
@bijelalasica1082 ай бұрын
u varaždinu su djeca imali vape sa 10 godina
@stefanstefialeksic23399 ай бұрын
I ma from Serbia and it is a true
@stephgenchev32512 ай бұрын
The balkan way just feels better and umhm painful...
@PashaSever066 ай бұрын
Not accurate. You simply CANNOT sleep after a mother play " I did everything for you " Card 💳
@turcsi643 ай бұрын
Part 4 would be: I am going to a party dad. Dont worry im gonna come back in time, im not gonna do drugs and alchole and I wont have s*x Dad: then why the fu*k are you going?
@VisnjaStankovic-b5i14 күн бұрын
Ja se prezivam stankovic
@Toyota_Supra-cp2ug Жыл бұрын
4:25 MA ISTINA
@Serbiaguy8 Жыл бұрын
Balkan team
@DJZK9Cabra728 ай бұрын
🗿🗿🗿
@unratonb58942 ай бұрын
yah if you do somting at least do it right
@HladniSjeverniVjetar Жыл бұрын
Jep...tocno....ili jako priblizno...
@strangevideos3048Ай бұрын
Kada sam dosao u Australiju onda sam shvatio koliko smo mi mentalno jaci…Ali nas politika i ekonomija ubija polako..
@ShinobiFic Жыл бұрын
We are so much better.
@blogger1851 Жыл бұрын
Romania is Carpathian not Balkan
@alexmihai48513 ай бұрын
Romania is partial in balkans. Like how Turkey is
@TheGodfather9906 ай бұрын
EVRITING PICXKO
@Thefutureis966 ай бұрын
I do not know man. I think ur channel is quite exaggerated.
@Marijan-fg4md2 ай бұрын
Not at all,this is how it really is and thank God for that coz we come out as real people, not pickas (pussies) that cant tell if they are a man or a woman and whine about everything.