USA VS EUROPE MEMES

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[@ileme7472]

What do we want? TERRARIA MEMES! What day is it? DAY 53!

[@ElmoTheFireGod]

14:34 favorite

[@ElmoTheFireGod]

lol, bro really did memes supporting America with actually valid claims.

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

I WANT BREAD MEMES

[@Crunchyyyy]

I was born in AMERRCIAAA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🏈🏈 but now I live in Deutschland (Germany) and I'm not exactly sure which side I'm supposed to be on

[@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere]

Traitor

[@heypikachu276]

I have an insane amount of British genetics but live in America, and every day I have to decide if I'm going to conquer or not

[@MEMEMILITARY]

Whatever side you want!👍just for the love of god don't start calling soccer football.

[@heypikachu276]

@@MEMEMILITARY 🫡

[@kalamari3288]

Given that you put four American flags, two bald eagles, and two footballs in your post, I’d say you know exactly which side you’re supposed to be on.

[@lukeflanagan1307]

6:12 As an American, I can confirm all of this, except ‘fine.’ Fine can mean anything from ‘good’ to ‘tolerable’ to ‘I would kill the person who made me do this if I thought I could get away with it.’

[@somethingsomethingsarcasm]

"oh, im fine" is the equivalent of "if the sun crashed into the earth i wouldn't complain" 😭

[@Mysterium-zy6ri]

So true😂

[@khalidshubbar6911]

Exactly

[@setster007]

And somehow, "decent" is better than decent, unlike everything else.

[@lukeflanagan1307]

@@setster007 But almost only, it seems to me, in political campaign ads.

[@DezAmmySel]

As someone from the US, that first one is HORRIBLY inaccurate. We can't punch a wall without being thousands of dollars in debt. Hope this helps! :)

[@alexletiny5155]

Its meant to represent how easy it is to destroy your shitty walls vs the difficulty too destory our european walls, but whatever floats your boat ig

[@legendgames128]

@@alexletiny5155 I thought it was meant to display how brutish Americans were compared to Europeans. That's a new take I hadn't thought about though.

[@jordanreynolds5341]

​@@alexletiny5155 you walls are built to trap heat in ours are built to be breathable cause ya know it's extremely hot in some places here and we need breathable walls you guys actually realize you are needing that too and AC is a amazing. Hope this helps

[@jordanreynolds5341]

​@@alexletiny5155 more people are dying of heat stroke in Europe than before it's getting hotter there you need breathable for hotter weather you built exclusively for the cold while we built for both

[@pablowgamertm8629]

@@jordanreynolds5341 bro here in brazil its even more hot than usa and its the same type of european walls it changes nothing

[@Kapcio360]

8:48 "Europe is better because we have social benefits" "That's only possible because the US rebuilt Europe" *_"Europe created the Us"_*

[@Octopugilist]

Europe created slavery and Hitler too, you wanna take credit for those?

[@PintoBeean]

Yea it was you you created us but now look at where you are in comparison to us we flex our glorious American might daily. Without us you wouldn't have won world war 1. Europe would be dominated by Germany without us. Germany would've won WW2 without us. Even if you did survive who rebuilt you after the wad it was us. It was all America. We are like your kids that surpassed you in every way. We are simply better.

[@Jirahs57]

​@@Octopugilist You're just gonna blame entire humanity for having these people born?

[@Gun_Flint]

@@Octopugilist Europe didn't create slavery. Slavery existed among African, Middle Eastern, Native American, Asian, and Australian tribes years and years before European groups ever arrived to any of those areas, or created the slave trade. And, in fact, Romans bought and sold white Celtic and Anglo-Saxon tribes before the Roman Empire collapsed.

[@Octopugilist]

@@Gun_Flint I know, I was being pointlessly reductive. Slaver is the world's second oldest profession, and there have been a million Hitlers across cultures and time

[@7HEMUFFINMAN]

as a european I can say that the brits are literally the only ones who chips "crisps" and fries "chips". THEY ARE ALONE

[@Noone-d6u]

So I can hate on them?

[@damri_notfound]

@@Noone-d6u yes

[@gmangabs]

And they are correct

[@theokone112]

crips like the gang?

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

That's... that's because they're the only ones who natively speak English. And no, loan words don't count.

[@guest9445]

In Europe walls are made out of brick. Good luck punching one after losing a match of Fortnite.

[@strangecolouredbird]

I'll go and test that. Tested it and all it did was hurt my knuckles a bit

[@cocosulx9282]

​@@strangecolouredbird means you can't punch hard enough

[@MesapYT._.]

Broke my hand not trying aggain

[@DavidHerrera-vb1qx]

​@@strangecolouredbird weak

[@mapleperson]

We canadians would never make fun of an other country

[@marsmars124]

lol canada seems such a nice country i've thought of moving there at some point, it even has pretty much same weather than my home country

[@myself2noone]

That's like Canada's reason for existing.

[@harrisjordan7492]

Canada is nice and friendly in peace. But are brutal, inhuman, savage, and bloodthirsty DEMONS in war.

[@KeithOlson]

"We canadians would never make fun of an other country" ...because we are too busy mourning living in Soviet Canuckistan. :sigh:

[@Mysterium-zy6ri]

Isn't Canada the reason for a bunch of war crimes?

[@Detective_Lynne]

2:50 _Russians laugh with their ⅑ of THE WHOLE EARTH LAND SURFACE_

[@Gun_Flint]

Russia is the one kid playing on an XBOX with their all their siblings and threatening to throw it out of a window if they lose a match to them. Basically "If you don't let us have our way, we'll nuke the whole earth and kill everybody, even ourselves."

[@tristancallahan8189]

Which Is barely populated. Most of their land is just nothing The space in between settings where the people actually live.

[@Detective_Lynne]

@@tristancallahan8189 same goes for Canada

[@hi-ze7cm]

POV: When asians join the chat: To the europeans: We invented tea and noodles To the americans: We invented gunpowder and paper To the europeans and americans: Most your spices comes from us, and we are older than both of you

[@explosion6768]

To the Asians: And you guys are still poor!

[@toobig7150]

Depends on how you count "European" and "Asian" one can be older than the other, and in any way you count it: "African" is simply older.

[@RandomKun]

​@@explosion6768because they robbed asians😂

[@PintoBeean]

Ok but which one of us are known to be war gods

[@viktorgabriel2554]

keep facts straights human civilizations evolved around the same time we are all just as old and Asians we thought you how to use your damn spices and mastered Gunpowder

[@user-h7W178TsRk]

9:06 That's true, because in Europe a lot of people speak AT LEAST 2 languages. And having 2 foreign languages at school is normal, so being trilingual is not that uncommon

[@victorvirgili4447]

My school had two languages as part of the “big 3” subjects (the other being math)

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

​@victorvirgili4447 Yea so at my school we have our native language, then English and French and optionally Spanish too

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@thedeadguy-y2e That's usually what happens. The country's language as main, English as secondary then maybe French as third and something else if you want to

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@victorvirgili4447 In Netherlands I had Dutch, English, French, German, Latin and Greek. You trilinguals need to step up.

[@a_Golden_knight_4ever]

​@@TheSuperappelflap same it was tough but i can now describe how somewhone died in 300 ways in latin

[@nienke7713]

9:09 the joke is that in the US only the smart people are bilingual, whereas in Europe even dummies are often bilingual, so no, not the other way around

[@alchgaming4672]

If youre under like 50 years old you are expected to know 2 languages atleast(here in sweden) but it is normal for people to know 3 or 4+ languages. Right now here in sweden you are forced to learn swedish, english and spanish/german/french or youre mother language

[@alchgaming4672]

If youre under like 50 years old you are expected to know 2 languages atleast(here in sweden) but it is normal for people to know 3 or 4+ languages. Right now here in sweden you are forced to learn swedish, english and spanish/german/french or youre mother language

[@nienke7713]

@@alchgaming4672 similar here in the Netherlands, all children learn at least Dutch and English, and most schools offer French, German, and/or Spanish as well (and possibly other languages, but those are far less common) and, especially at the higher levels of secondary education, you're expected to learn at least one additional language besides Dutch and English (unless there are some special reasons that give you an exemption)

[@Someperson12532]

@@alchgaming4672 yea

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@skinskinner Just learn French, its like 50% the same language

[@Dr.SwagPHDinDrip]

4:23 one of my favorite European things is European chocolate. It’s far superior to whatever shit we make in America.

[@Solesteam]

Europe has chocolate, the US has *_sweet peat._*

[@thefatking3154]

I disagree. I used to live in Europe as an American and tried the cream of German and Swiss chocolate. I still prefer American.

[@Solesteam]

@@thefatking3154 You haven't found the good European chocolate then.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Funnily enough, I actually despise European chocolate. Not because it’s poorly made or anything like that, there’s just way too much sugar and milk in it for me. It’s closer to white chocolate, which I hate with a passion. American chocolate tends to be darker (and I’m specifically talking about the good stuff you can get from small towns). The heavily processed stuff is darker too though, and I’ve heard Europeans don’t like it because it’s “too bitter” and/or “too sour.” However, I’ve had darker European chocolate, and it’s also very good.

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@justalittleturtle5600One time my grandma told me black chocolate is a kind of chocolate you eat in small bits, and after trying just one square of black choccy I understood why I didn’t like black chocolate before.

[@holycarp1676]

It's football for one simple reason: you play the game by kicking the ball, not carrying it around the goddamn field

[@KeithOlson]

8:00 I remember reading about that country when I was a kid: "The Berenstein Bears visit Biscay".

[@borisskipper9500]

0:08 all of Europe agrees with the Americans on this one except England

[@lama1435]

the funniest thing is that we do have a free healthcare but have to pay for private doctors anyway cuz the public ones do shit and u gotta wait half a year for the appointment unless u have some loose few hundred in ur pocket, then u can go to the private clinic of a doc who has "no free space in the next 7 months" when u ask him in public clinic and wait just a few hours for your appointment our healthcare is such a joke ngl

[@almoondiq]

At least it’s not spending 180k to get a tumor out of your head and then going bankrupt after. (Corrupt politicians are getting all of that money)

[@Octopugilist]

Honestly anyone who expects to get anything for free AND have it be quality is a fool. The primary reason America doesn't have socialized healthcare is the fatties. We cannot be responsible for our own health, and refuse to live without the Coca-Cola tit.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

That's true. It's pretty bad. My mum is still on a waiting list, has been for almost a year now and I'm reluctant to get anything checked because I'd rather have problems than have to wait on a list. lol My problems will get worse before they even help me. xD

[@timkerer9607]

same in brazil, you wait a year to remove a teeth then the public dentists stop working because why not, and then you need to pay for a private dentist,man im fucking mad about it even after removing the teeth

[@qba6226]

Poland is basically: 1.cursing 2.Żabka ( polish store) 3.cigarettes 4.deppresion 5.VODKA

[@TheSuperappelflap]

polski sklep

[@santiago5902-i4k]

why is this so accurate

[@JanVen-nc2yq]

0:01 this is because the US uses dry wall and EU uses concrete I think

[@tastaturgaming2908]

I think it's because most houses in Europe are built with brick walls

[@crimsontheotter]

True ​@@tastaturgaming2908

[@Octopugilist]

Yeah, but the Americans think it's because the anime girl is tough😂

[@TheSuperappelflap]

We have dry wall in EU as well, we just dont build our entire house out of it. Its only used for non-load bearing walls or as wall cover, the load-bearing walls are concrete blocks.

[@Loktuzov]

@@TheSuperappelflap It's the same way in the US

[@R0NX1DO7_ED1TZ]

3:15 my respect has gone all the way up for u

[@JamesTSmirk87]

Let’s compromise. We’ll call the American version gridiron football and we’ll call the other one boring football. 😁

[@pace_falm]

​@@JamesTSmirk87 Foot-ball

[@R0NX1DO7_ED1TZ]

@@JamesTSmirk87 my respect for u has gone down a lot

[@R0NX1DO7_ED1TZ]

@@pace_falm i agree

[@doinic09]

@@JamesTSmirk87 as a born American who plays soccer, I think we should change football to rugby and soccer to football (like we don't even use our feet in football except for like the 3 point goals or whatever they're called I don't know)

[@Im-not-A-War-Criminal-I-Swear]

As an Australian I’m just going to watch this all play out.

[@candygirlk2458]

Your profile is perfect for this comment

[@areallycoolwindow]

Australians are sorta the third wheel that we don’t pay attention to but want around constantly.

[@Im-not-A-War-Criminal-I-Swear]

@@candygirlk2458 Fr

[@This_awesomeguy64]

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[@felix-eeee]

help, I'm british, it's terrible and it's crumbling from the inside

[@44Hd22]

9:11 most countries in Europe aren’t English and English is used a lot and understood by most people. The education system in America doesn’t push new languages as hard as other education systems. 11:02 „colour“ is way fancier than „color“.

[@rcdri]

1:00 As a portuguese person, we call our parking lot "parque de estacionamento" which i just now realized translates to parking park lmao

[@irotr53]

As a human, i agree that Europe is America

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

Bot

[@nintendoughnatives]

As a bot I agree Europe is America

[@damri_notfound]

@@nintendoughnatives "darn autocorrect"

[@spezidusche]

0:01 Well, if it was the other way around, it would be more expensive for both sides.

[@bootzflies]

It's funny because the video right next to this is a song about how all of Europe is gay lol

[@gravity1537]

Please send me the title of the video and the link.

[@bootzflies]

@@gravity1537 I can't send link, but it's called "Netherlands gay" by rucka rucka ali

[@gravity1537]

@@bootzflies Thank you. I'm going to save this for whenever my European friends get uppity again.

[@bootzflies]

@@gravity1537 you're welcome. And also there is a few different versions of it so I recommend trying all of them and seeing witch one you like best

[@ElderEagle42]

History of USA is like a DLC of history of Europe had me dying.

[@Your_western_knight]

6:40 0.00002 seconds after you step foot in Chicago, Detroit, NYC or Baltimore

[@smolwheat8266]

All blue states 😂

[@smorrow]

All with a demographic problem normal countries don't have

[@smolwheat8266]

@@smorrow USA also has never had a dictator…unlike my country 😂

[@mariomolina7252]

States with strict gun laws too

[@breakfost]

0:06 as a european, we do say it like that.

[@mortuos557]

the last one isn't entirely true. Europe spends plenty of money on the military. it's just that having dozens of different bureaucratic structures instead of a united single one is expensive. so if the US left we'd have to go ahead on the EU military for protection. not that bad in itself. the US isn't going to do that though, cause that looses them influence.

[@Xboy1207]

I love how half of these are “lol America bad” and other half are “lol America bad memes bad”

[@verymadcadet]

The kinder egg was too far man.

[@TheJesterOfYoutude]

10:10 As a Dutchman, I would like to ask you to stop entering the Netherlands to get groceries Our endives, stroopwafels and stamppot are almost sold out

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

Hey I mean since W**d is legal in Germany now, we won't take that from you!

[@emperorturtlez481]

now there are two meanings to the thumbnail, No.1 walls in the US are weak af and european walls are of good quality, and No.2 people in europe can afford the medical expenses to get a cast

[@Traveling_Wolf]

13:09 love that the part of Turkey that's in Europe is still there but like a 1/4 of Russia is gone.

[@JasperVixilin]

Europeans calling America a “small country” when just one state is as big as Greenland basically (Edit) In my experience with Europeans I have talked to they have said America is a small country

[@DungeonsAndDerps]

I never met a single person in my entire life that called America a small country.

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

1. Greenland isn't that big 2. Nobody calls America small 3. Despite the memes, Europe has more surface area than the USA

[@DJstarrfish]

​@@YTDariuS-my6dg The EU is about 4,000,000 km^2 - the lower 48 all on its own is twice that. inb4 "The EU isn't all of Europe:" a) comparing a geopolitical entity with well-defined borders to the world's most arbitrarily-drawn "continent" is hardly an apples-to-apples comparison b) Even then, the largest definitions of Europe only _barely_ make it larger by area than the entire United States (~10.2 million km^2 vs 9.8, a 4% difference) c) People who look for petty reasons to dunk on Americans over the internet are probably from the EU

[@DungeonsAndDerps]

@@DJstarrfish Not sure why you felt the need to bring up "dunking" on Americans, since nobody in that comment chain did that but sure. Telling someone that nobody, and I do mean nobody, says that the US is small, is not petty.

[@princemc35]

Who said US is small?​@@DJstarrfish

[@thethoughtsofourlife]

Watching this as an Australian is an ethereal experience

[@Gun_Flint]

I literally just saw a spider the size of a truck right next to you. *_Do you want to pet it, Hagrid?_*

[@SheepLiver]

0:53 car parks are the wrong way for this, it's only a park if it's for RVs

[@Pigraider268]

9:12 It's because this meme doesn't treat Brits as Europeans. Bilingual is native lang and english everyone in Europe speaks English, so being bilingual isn't special

[@matthewcox7985]

5:45 Heavy Snow: Meanwhile, in Canada...

[@Averageguy2006]

8:00 as an American that is a nonexistent landmass off the coast of Bordeaux, and its the bay of biscay filled in

[@dizzy_jump]

4:43 this one went _right_ over your head

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

To the rest of the world 90°F in Non-Freedon Measurements is 32°C.....

[@holycarp1676]

The fuck you mean europe without the cringe? WE HAD AN ACTUAL GODDAMN KNIGHT FIGHT IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

And you could get Meth in any pharmacy in 1930s Germany

[@_Tiger_Man_]

3:32 in europe someone has died here means he was brutally murdered by military

[@Kubus77]

tbh: everyone calls them chips besides the brits and maybe the french (I assume, because they translated sandwich...).

[@retromas-ne3rs]

it is called chips in france too, the brits are the only one

[@Agares_2]

well... french fries are fries and things like pringles are chips (at least here is france)

[@Agares_2]

and no, in france, a sandwich is a sandwich

[@SimplyCody]

0:21 A fun fact you might be surprised about, but America isn’t alone when it comes to Fahrenheit versus Celsius. Liberia and Myanmar are two countries that still use the imperial system, meaning they use Fahrenheit as well.

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

Still isn't impressive considering you can count imperial using countries on one hand.

[@KeithOlson]

10:04 I live in British Columbia, Canada. To drive from the west border to the east border--or vice versa--across the middle *_IS ELEVEN HUNDRED KILOMETERS AND TAKES ELEVEN AND AND A HALF HOURS._* Think that's bad? To drive from Prince Rupert to Richmond--a fairly common journey--is over 1,500km and takes 17 hours because we have to travel straight east, three-quarters of the way to the eastern border before finding terrain that is flat enough to place a highway to drive south. That trip is from the middle of the western border to the south-west corner of the province. *_THE PROVINCE! WE AREN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE COUNTRY; JUST ONE PROVINCE!!!_* (For perspective, that is the distance between Calais and Budapest. Yes, really.)

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

Impressive

[@GoldenboiorEARTH]

2:50 😂😂😂Australians crying in the distance-Understandable

[@VirtualGab]

13:54 Italian: stringed sugar

[@Brin-en8bl]

I’m in America and at my school almost everyone has some sort of hidden/secret weapon. Sometimes the teachers even have them (I’ve heard this from other people not in my school about the teachers) but still. It can be scary knowing school safety is getting so bad everyone has to plan to defend themselves

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

Yeah but what are you gonna do? I'd rather carry a gun around with me than pray that I won't get shot unarmed

[@Brin-en8bl]

@@thedeadguy-y2e if everyone goes at an armed shooter at once your gonna be able to take them down

[@cuberrt]

1:13 As an American, this is unironically true.

[@Solesteam]

Only cause it's illegal to chuck the flag in the garbage... *_Not saying I did nor would!_* buuuut...

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

​@@Solesteam it isn't actually

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

​@@Solesteam It's illegal in Germany to flush the Flag down a toilet or burn it/piss on it in a public place

[@Earsaurus]

australians when its 90 degrees celcius outside 🥶❄🧊🧣

[@giannisgiannis1359]

13:53 In greece we call it "old woman's hair"

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I don’t know which is worse, *”Daddy’s Beard”* or “Old Woman’s Hair”*

[@RT0-fr]

the EU buildings and house's are made of really hard materials like concrete, stone, wood, anything that can hold the building in place and keeping the inside safe

[@MSKofAlexandria]

0:31 ok listen thats your problem, we didnt name most the places beginning with "new", New York and New Jersey were named by the English, New Bern was named by the Swiss, etc

[@Gun_Flint]

Yes, but before it was New York, guess what it was. _New Amsterdam_

[@MSKofAlexandria]

@@Gun_Flint Well then there was also New Sweden, very clearly named by the Swedes, a Swedish colony that died out very fast.

[@Gun_Flint]

@@MSKofAlexandria Ever read _The Swiss Family Robinson_ ? They named their[*fictional] island New Switzerland.

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

Technically by your own words, it is your problem as it was your forefathers that name it

[@Gun_Flint]

@@MSKofAlexandria The reason for the cities being named on a template of _New_ (INSERT CITY NAME) is because most of them were either named by their founders who wanted to pay homage to their homelands cities, and because of the citizens usually coming from the same countries. In Old New York, Italian immigrants would want to be by other people from their old country, who shared language, culture, and cuisine. So they would live in a mostly Italian section of the city, nicknamed _Little Italy_ . This trend was repeated in other major cities, and even today you can find high density of people with Italian heritage in those areas.

[@davidveselic8420]

The “name this country” made me laugh😂😂😂

[@Solesteam]

1:49 Not everyone actually, South Africa for example... oh who am I kidding, ain't nobody even pays attention to Africa unless it involves starving children, the wildlife or Egypt!

[@leolordful]

Well hold on now, don't sell yourself short.... you also have apartheid

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

​@@leolordful And that was fckn cruel. Not sayin Europe was better, but that was at least as terrible as the treatment of natives in colonies

[@leolordful]

@thedeadguy-y2e oh I agree. But OP said they only pay attention to starving kids and Egypt. I simply had to mention that wasn't entirely true.

[@spacesandwich5593]

7:16 Clarifiying this since I'm spanish, driving on either the right or the left is allowed inside cities, when you'll be going at a moderate speed. In highways it's on the right obligatorily.

[@matthewcox7985]

"In England, they drive on the left side of the road. In Germany, they drive on the right. In Naples, they drive on the shady side of the street." --TVTropes commenter

[@gergelyritter4412]

There was a funny story I heard recently. Some guy in germany had an american friend, who moved there. At first he was really vocal about racism. After a few months, he too became racist towards Roma.😅😅 Racsism in europe is a whole different beast than america.

[@viktorgabriel2554]

thats the thing is not racisim its banter between people who have been thru a shit ton of wars

[@Gun_Flint]

@@viktorgabriel2554 Need I remind you of the antisemitism in Europe before Germany boiled over and everyone had to fight them and saw the horrifying reality of what they could become?

[@luzifershadres]

Racism between europeans is an adknowledegment of trust after killing each other for centuries and than deciding to only make racist comments about each other. Its like how Americans shit on other states.

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

There's a bunch of racist terms that many people of my family use as an insult for all types of people. Imo, these terms aren't really racist because you don't use them for a specific group. You use them either as an insult or for whatever other reason you have to use them (I should know. My nickname is the fucking N-Word)

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@viktorgabriel2554 its not banter when were talking about gypsies.

[@DigitalDr1ft05]

0:09 we europen call chips... chips , and fries .... fries its only UK who made his lil shit by nameing that weirdly lol

[@ch3rp1]

*I feel grammrical ache* "America" = The continent "United States of America" = The country

[@anakin2236]

In Belgium and the Netherlands we call cotton candy 'suikerspin', which translates as 'Sugar spider'. Let the roast commence!

[@damri_notfound]

vaazkl needs to do donut memes

[@brudfromsprunki_yes_i_am]

dang british people, thinking that we only shoot guns and eat burgers

[@biubiu-h6m]

You mean you don't? Oh and you also argue a lot

[@StarWither]

FR. literally anything damages the wall. swing a door too hard? BAM! now you needa waste like 400 dollars to get that wall fixed.

[@marsmars124]

i'm european and i don't think i've ever heard of anyone damaging a wall, only the paint or wallpaper. HOW DA FUK ACCIDENTALLY BREAK A WALL-

[@bananaman3851]

@@marsmars124 its called paper thin walls. like no seriously their walls are made of paper.

[@Leonagraphy]

Our walls are literally just cardboard held together by chalk

[@Jehty_]

​@@marsmars124I managed to damage a wall as a kid in Germany. I threw a pen across the room and somehow I exactly hid a hidden electric junction box and the pen punched a hole in the wall. (Normally a junction box would have a plastic cover, but this one just had wallpaper as a cover 😂)

[@otaking3582]

@@bananaman3851 No, American walls are made from drywall.

[@coppermanplushies]

It’s either Americans are stronger or Europeans have stronger walls. Americans will say they’re stronger, Europeans will say they have stronger walls

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

The American can be as strong as he wants but I doubt he can punch a 60cm Brick wall without crushing every bone in his hand

[@MCMarvel616]

Hey Vaaz… that last meme existed. As a Canadian, American health care does suck though.

[@Ignite_GT]

Don't worry, as an American, Canadians do actually live purely off syrup

[@PintoBeean]

No tf it doesn't its just expensive because insurance companies are cheapskates.

[@MCMarvel616]

@@Ignite_GT And poutine.

[@D.x.-1974]

In the Balkans we learned the British English and since I watched American KZbinrs my whole life and reading the captions or reading an article about thing I usually mix both correct English with wrong English.* For example ''My favourite color is red'' or ''This specific channel is cancelled but in reality it's not canceled at all'' *(correct= British, wrong= American)

[@gurge4429]

Americans when they realize that America =/= USA

[@auroraasleep]

When they are 2 years old

[@Lumberjack_king]

10:34 finally someone gets it we aren’t alone in being hated before the American empire there was the British empire

[@QualenRandon]

5:32 im british and WHO THE FUCK USES STONES

[@balintborbandy2706]

I broke a brick wall once, it was probably wrongly constructed but it was funny for the people who witnessed

[@sponge6pack]

4:38 CaN i HaVe A CaRmeL AppLe

[@plant9399]

I live in Belgium and whenever I visit big countries I always get culture shock and agorophobia. "What do you mean I can't walk to this place? Why is there so much space?"

[@soulking126]

Who wants healthcare when you can have a truck the size of a house and more guns than the military of a small nation.

[@Gun_Flint]

Exactly! Finally someone who gets it!

[@tristancallahan8189]

I can't have Those either

[@Loktuzov]

3:42 I actually had that interaction! a bunch of Europeans on reddit were going on about how people in the US say it's always hot when and I quote "It got up to 25 degrees this summer!" For context, 25 degrees C is a nice day in the southern US, and 35 is pretty common (77 degrees F and 95 degrees F for my fellow muricans)

[@number1-willstetsonsimp]

AMERICAAAAA

[@This_awesomeguy64]

ENGLAAAAAAN *D*

[@NathanielPiscian]

FK YEAAAAAAAAAH

[@Vipbossguy]

WHAT IS A KILOMETER?!?

[@AmnesiacNoone]

It's funny when americans make fun of Europeans that we don't know their states when most of the people in my country can name all of American states but they don't know where Czech Republic is 😂😂

[@legendgames128]

Wait, if American newspapers charged by the letter, causing "colour" to become "color" and "favourite" to become "favorite", then why the hell did "you" not become "u"? (I am an American)

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

I think they never thought about cutting a three letter word down. Interesting question tho

[@William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki]

As a Scotsman, the map at the 8 minute mark hurt my brain. Like I instantly knew what was going on but it still hurts to look at.

[@Microsave2]

Caseoh moment 6:36

[@Xurkltree]

4:08 when people in the friend group insult you: 😂 when someone outside the friend group insults you:😕

[@itamareizikovich]

hebrew: GRANDMA HAIR. 13:52

[@glitch2278]

The newspaper meme for Americans changing the lettering of words just reminded me of the fact that due to the French not liking the letter Þ, þ (called "thorn, or þorn) they removed it. And now it's a rarely used letter, which annoys me for some reason. Would like to see it on a standard keyboard without having to rebind a key.

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

DON'T BRING UP FRENCH. It's every german students menace

[@laxplayer99]

actually if you don't have insurance in the US you will likely get a much smaller bill. But you can get whatever procedure you need and you don't have to wait week or months like in countries that are highly taxed but have "free" healthcare.

[@victorvirgili4447]

I’ve never seen a hospital line of over 10 people, even for the smallest most common checkups

[@mrmidnight2194]

I'm Irish but I live in America, and rugby is better than football, in football you have to wear so much protection that you can barely feel it when you get tackled, in rugby you can get face-planted right into the hard ground, then they get up and continue to play covered in blood. 🇨🇮

[@Fordbonelab]

2:43 its funny because all of Australia is a three hour drive :D

[@sganinmation6224]

7:37 GEORGIA MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@Jellydoughnuthole]

12:27 yea but if you want free healthcare you could always go into the military… you would kill for some free healthcare, right? I mean come on it’s only Iraqi…..children buuut that probably shouldn’t change anything… Plus, don’t you wanna get rid of those student debts? Hmmmm?

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

Just take this like. I laughed too hard at this

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

Scratch that, have this sub

[@thedeadguy-y2e]

Also the people you hire in the military are as young as 17. They aren't allowed to buy alcohol but they are old enough to go kill Terrorists in Afghanistan?

[@Thiefthebat]

Tbh, i spell it favourite and wonder why i spelt it wrong Turns out british english spellings are known and used by americans You just have to be lucky

[@Maozedongcat]

Nice

[@Nathan_edits19727]

Your the first comment congrats!

[@ahandybeaver5498]

0:32 the french guy who named new orleans: the english guy who named new york:

[@AlphaFX-kv4ud]

I was looking for this comment, none (i think) of those cities were named by the US, notice that they are on the east coast where they got named before it was American?

[@Rdr_glazer]

We're better 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (Edit) europe women love alcohol when they are pregnant

[@hadiomidi4829]

Ratio'd

[@irotr53]

I agree, eagles are better than humans

[@bottlemanepic3781]

Nuh uh

[@smallbag123]

Racism 101

[@Rdr_glazer]

@@hadiomidi4829 you sure?

[@Delynxo982]

i love these kinds of videos because as an australian i can watch without being biased

[@TheMegaOnyx]

USA is like Europa... The pieces that makes USA is the same pieces that makes Europa...

[@error4life199]

I live in the US and still see everything like this. 9:04

[@mrwhiffy2045]

Hate to break it to you, but it was called Soccer globally until about 1980 and then everyone started calling it "Football" And we Americans, having already invented a sport called Football, decided to keep it as Soccer It is Soccer

[@Velotek.1878]

Hate to break it to you, but soccer has been called soccer (or soccer Football) just to differentiate it from rugby ( Rugby Football) and this only till the very early 1900s. And globally its mostly called football ( Fussball in german or futbol in spanish). The Point is: nobody called it soccer since over a hundret years. Its just you and your canadian/australian besties Instead everyone turned to calling your kind of Football American Football. Its Football just accept it. ❤

[@mrwhiffy2045]

I respect your research and your knowledge on this topic However, nothing that anyone does will ever rid my brain of 20+ years of it being called Soccer everywhere I go. It will remain Soccer to me, even if you do not agree it

[@Velotek.1878]

@@mrwhiffy2045 And that’s completely fine ❤️

[@MarkEndernatorbro]

Irish kids start drinking beer at 10 fr

[@otaking3582]

9:48 *Raphael:* "You gotta know what a crumpet is before you can understand cricket!"

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

Only food out of u.s I know

[@otaking3582]

@@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o You must live a very sheltered life...

[@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o]

@@otaking3582 2001 SHAPED ME U KNOW

[@otaking3582]

@@THISCHANNELISGONE-e6o I have no idea what you're talking about