Kilt Maker Reacts to Bad Kilts, Kilt Costumes, Fashion Kilts

We collected some "nightmare kilt images" to torture Rocky. Let's see if he survives! What's the worst or funniest kilt related thing you've ever seen online?
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[@michaelwoodbury1788]

Rocky and Eric were so mesmerized by the cute kitten-in-a-sporran that they didn't notice the pleats in front. I noticed it because I am immune to cats.:)

[@goatmonkey2112]

The Chewbacca sporran is hilarious. I wouldn't do it, but it's pretty funny. Maybe make it smaller, so it's more subtle.

[@KiltedVeteran]

The first dude killed a Wookie for that sporran 🤣🤣🤣

[@susiesturman8180]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wanderer3591]

I thought that you were very composed, Rocky. But you were expecting the worst. :-) You were very restrained and compassionate. Great show.

[@snoopytheace4487]

That purple sporran make me want to create a fully purple kilt outfit. I'd call it PIMP highlander.

[@MrKandu4u]

I loved "High fashion, low bar", good one Rocky. And Erik "The higher the hair the closer to god." Good laughs on a snowed in Friday night.

[@sethirwin1610]

If the one with suspenders was also wearing a belt, we’d call him an engineer. 😂😂😂

[@slydermartin6008]

More Please!!! Did Rocky take a chill pill first? I was hoping for something along the lines of Statler and Waldorf.

[@MarcelGomesPan]

So, i decide to enjoy bad design with my coffee. Masochism on the highest level. Now let’s see. A velvet leopard kilt perhaps? 🤣🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@madisennicolekirkpatrick5964]

I love Erik. I love that he has some Nordic heritage and has Clan Stewart. He actually has a connection,not just in love with the culture and lifestyle

[@terrilynnnoss6993]

Here it is three days after it posted and I'm sitting here laughing so hard I've tears running down my face! Thanks guys! I REALLY needed a good laugh!

[@allencampbell9719]

Reactions were spot on! Love it. The first picture though... Wookies are cool. I love Wookies. Save the Wookies and dont buy full mask Wookie sporrans. A full mask Ewok sporran... that I'd like to see.

[@slydermartin6008]

"Save The Wookies"....Sorry but I heard Julia Child's "save the gizzard".

[@joanhoffman3702]

A sporran made from a whole Ewok…Hmmm.

[@adaman-tathair-siorai6555]

The first one is clearly a Star Wars fan, who's had a little too much of the bad stuff poured down his throat.

[@abrahamdozer6273]

A Wookie gave it's life for that.

[@neilcampbell2222]

The purple sporran is made of pure undyed isle of sky female haggis pelt. Hence its rarity. Shed hair is collected and used by tartan makers.

[@kiltedpatriotatheart]

I went to the the Ren Fair a few weeks ago. Dang, so many people had pleats in front!!! (including a couple friends who I corrected, and they oblidged, eanting to do it right. Thanks for being so willing guys!)

[@AtarahDerek]

4:43 - If the sixth Doctor had been Scottish. 5:13 - I don't know what happened between Shrek and Donkey to make Donkey this petty, but wow. 6:16 - Get a cat. He'll "accidentally" drop it off the mantle for you.

[@WINTEJER000]

On one hand there is not enough eye bleach to unsee that, but I have not laughed that hard in a long time! Please keep doing these!

[@joegroves1519]

Oh! Lotsa fun with this one!!! 🤣😂🤣🤙🏼🥃💚

[@mohammednadeemanwar2213]

Purple sporan.. Literally looks like cousin IT with a purple rinse 😅😂🤣

[@JW-fq1ec]

This was fantastic! You definitely need to do this again!🤣🤣🤣

[@jazzmystic23]

A couple of those sporrans were obviously created before manscaping!

[@robertguthrie1894]

Some of these are just wow

[@SFLET-up9ll]

great one. Love it.

[@thearmchairjacobite2765]

This has to be an ongoing show!!!

[@nickzornart]

That last jacket- there used to be a Macintosh program called Clarisworks way back in the day, pre-Photoshop, that had different patterns you could use as a "fill;" that jacket pattern looks exactly like one of them, and it was every bit as hard to look at then as it is now.

[@bjoeljones]

Och, dear God, What are people thinking? I am with you on this, Rocky. All but the very last foto were absolute abominations of how to wear kilts, the last foto was not bad except the jacket needed toning down a wee bit. I feel the enamel on my teeth has been stripped off without anesthesia. Btw, the wee kitten was a nice touch, ...about the only sanity.😂

[@Theplaided1s]

To be fair snoop just had his socks pulled up and not folded over his flashes. That's it.

[@joskovich2753]

I can taste the pain Rocky goes through. Laughed my *ss off guys :D Great Vid!

[@ivanheffner2587]

# 1 Looks like a bad Chewbacca face sporran. # 2 Looks World of Warcraft cosplay sporran.

[@IrishRooster86]

I absolutely enjoyed this but the horror to our heritage. Why anybody would ever think of putting half this garb on is beyond me. Definitely could go for a part two. Love the reactions to this nonsense. Kilted for life!!

[@timothybryan5113]

Oh dear God. The absolute horror of it all.

[@sethirwin1610]

This begs for the creation of an outfit that locks Rocky right up ( totally unable to comment). 😂😂😂😂

[@richkestrel7416]

I'm guessing Erik knows this but that race car driver (@4:47) is *Sir* Lewis Hamilton, 7 time Formula 1 Champion. Sir Hamilton probably shoulda just said "no" to _that_ photo shoot... 😳 🤣

[@Baylock746]

Wow!! I was never expecting this to happen.

[@redscale82]

The first one is definitely for Star Wars fans. The warrior Roman meets Scots.

[@mmcollins3]

Spot on!

[@logantakaoka5827]

This is a joy

[@joebaumgart1146]

I actually dig the purple sporran. Purple is my favorite color.

[@widowrumstrypze9705]

12:23 The visceral reaction to those HIDEOUS tan double-buckles, BWAH HA HA HAAAH!!!

[@jasondesimone3050]

Love the Phoenixville reference

[@erickenney4524]

My eyes are bleeding… Seriously I’m in the process of getting my first Kilt and when I see people making a big joke out of wearing: IT PISSES ME RIGHT OFF! Im doing this very carefully and still I’m getting cross-dresser taunts! THOSE JOKERS ARE DOING A DISRESPECTFUL THING TO THE KILT AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR!!!

[@elcatrinc1996]

i kinda want to create or draw my own horrible fashion kilt just to see the reaction

[@daltonparker7792]

I actually loved the purple sporran 😢

[@stuffbytheham431]

Tiger tartan and purple sporan the stuff of nightmares

[@kevinhendryx665]

You were too kind!!

[@spiffz99]

Cursed kilt images...

[@jdvdrnld]

My first kilt was a costume kilt from a renn fest it was a poly blend kilt and I loved the material it was like a worsted wool suit light and comfy. My next one was a comfy kilt from kilt from sport kilt and I love them for robing, or pjs in public sleeping on a trip with a church group etc. then I bought a SK kilt with pockets and an elastic waist eventually I have bought 3 other ultimate sport kilts with pockets I love them but the price is high and the fit is a little off it gets to short in back. I have also bought 4 survival utility kilts from Celtic Croft and I have several tartanista kilts that I love. And I bought several DNKE kilts with pockets my fave utility kilts is covert style with rear, cargo, and slash pockets I out grew them and cannot get larger than 48. My last kilt was from “traditional kilts” a Pakistan group that is made to order with all measurements and a gorgeous isle of sky plaid. None of my kilts are wool too mich$$$ for a daily wearer, and the others are warm enough for me year round. I have one from wish that had issues. My friend has one of yours too. I would like a thin worsted wool kilt if you have them. Like A suit material. I have to admit I love the pockets

[@thomasbeckett1245]

I was looking for a Leather kilt apron idea 💡…. And came to this KZbin… kafa…lol

[@capheind]

Gonna be a Macsween haggis this halloween

[@Bridgercraft]

The race car driver is Lewis Hamilton. He is a British formula 1 driver and currently the most successful driver in F1 history. He is known for having some pretty "unique" bespoke outfits.

[@goatmonkey2112]

He has also been trying to branch out into fashion and music. I'm glad they renewed his contract for 2 more years as a race car driver. It will at least delay having to see more things like that.

[@BrunoRBotelho]

Next one, please show Rocky someone wearing a kilt backward... Rocky long time no see ! Hugz buddy! ;-)

[@benhume2874]

Greatest worst kilts and jokes gone to worst taste possible. Love laughing at Scottish minister appearing in news at special event red carpet with kilt on backwards!

[@susiesturman8180]

Rocky, I agree 100%!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sydtobias2566]

nah id wear a neon zebra kilt. gotta rock it

[@kinglyzard]

#2 Barney's sporran

[@waldemarrohr6386]

Have you seen? Kitty-Picture beltloops and pleats in front.

[@Zoie3x8]

yip-yip muppets. i died. XD

[@TheP0STMAN]

If I had to pick one of these to wear, the last one wasn’t half bad. It wasn’t great and could be better, but it wasn’t the worst one out of all the ones in the video.

[@elizabethmcglothlin5406]

"Stepped on a lego!" Spoken like a man who has done so.

[@michaelderogatis4658]

I Do you wear a sporran with a utility kilt that has the side pockets??

[@TheClockworkBadger]

10:56 I bet you could successfully sell a bag of dried oregano to those three guys and they'd think it's weed

[@waldemarrohr6386]

Only in a dark room you can mean the pink zebra is beautiful.

[@FriendShaped1045]

I love how at 3:25 he makes the exact same noise I did lol

[@doyledean2763]

I suspect some people are just going for bad taste. The Chewbacca sporran was vile.

[@Pooka_or_Puck]

Completely agree.

[@robertguilmette3027]

It reminds me of chewbacca from star wars oh no someone killed him lol

[@oz4acl]

Agree ALL the WAY! Oh Lord's!

[@Lunablueeyes]

Thats why I bought my tartan skirt from Scotland. These are hilarious though!!Alexander McQueen should have been ashamed of himself after all he was a Scot!

[@elizabethkelly5158]

First out me mout for first one; “Oh Lord!” Purple? Ewwww! What?!? Ahhahaahahaaa Pink what kind of animal? Heheeehehe! I don knows if I can… mercy! Backwards?!?

[@PoppetteRias]

#1 killed chewbacca!!!

[@colinp2238]

I'm glad you chose Walkers and not Paterson shortbread as the example otherwise there would have been a clan war here.

[@WickedKingLycoan]

Agree!

[@duncansims5277]

13:50 I actually think a Zebra sporran could be a cool idea for an African inspired Highland wear. Similar to the Kente kilt from Coming 2 America, if you wanted to mix African and Celtic heritage.

[@squishy-melonpan3290]

Oh, no... Somebody killed Chewbacca and chopped his head of to wear it as a sporran XD Rest in peace, Chewie. Or...well...be a bag (infront of a man's lower part) in peace?

[@mickeygcarroll]

I’m with you for everything except the national team for the commonwealth games. It’s certainly a bold choice, but it pays respect to the tradition while mixing it with some modern style choices. It’s not a timeless look, but it IS a look of the times, which isn’t a bad thing.

[@rockraprecords5198]

Did you know Rowdy pipers heritage is Scottish & English which inspired him to be a bagpiper where he got the name Piper from. And yeah took the words out of my mouth with the multiple feathers thing looked like Rome somehow had a baby with a Scot like what in the

[@harleyj.knight1130]

The first picture was Chew-Crotch-a

[@soflanut]

The lady at 11:40 looks good.

[@charlesdriggers199]

AGREE!

[@madisennicolekirkpatrick5964]

Looks like skidz from the 1990s from chess king

[@TadTheTinker]

Wookie/Chewbacca sporran in 1. Got to love purple for 2. Old school old goat sporran fir 3. That's a big Mack on the right in 4. There are no words for 5. Just why??? For 6. A travesty and insulting in 7. Corny but okay sort of for 8. You put this on a far navk shelf in 9. Well it is Roddy Piper so... 10. Overkill in the extreme in 11. Roman Scottish in 12????? Stupid look in 13. Adorable in 14. More overkill in 15. A lot more. Color match in 16???? Costumes for 17. Those shoes are UGLY!! In 18. Another piss poor costume in 19. Haggis mascot?? 20. Oddly/ bizarrely overdressed in 21. Kind of like that one actually 22.

[@SkylerLinux]

The first one Wookie pelt sporren

[@kylemcclellan9686]

Do you have to worry about a Great Kilt unraveling since it's just a plain square of fabric?

[@USAKiltsOfficial]

No, you don't. Tartan cloth is woven, not knit, so it won't unravel. Knit fabrics (sweaters, etc) can unravel if they get a pull. Woven fabrics might fray a bit, but they don't unravel.

[@alanmackinnon3516]

From my own experience, the only time a great Kilt would unravel is if you took the belt off.

[@jerrygaguru]

First person is wearing a Star Wars small Chewbacca (wookies) head, technically, it’s a little too small it looks like a wookies child

[@Desertdweller1965]

The race car driver. I’m seeing a trend, the First Lady wore a dress patchwork like that.

[@jackhanson1274]

Around 3:30 is where we strayed from God's light and into the bad lands.

[@kinglyzard]

1:05 Is that Chewbacca's head?

[@susangrande8142]

Yes, it is. Minus the skull; just the pelt. ETA: I just grossed myself out writing that! 🤢

[@mrflappie6553]

Book. Book. Bookbookbookbook. Yip

[@TheBriantoons]

Cousin It!

[@swedishdissident3406]

It is an LSD kilt.

[@daniellemurphy3910]

Some people will wear anything.

[@charlespratt8663]

If your kilt looks like a catholic school girl outfit you went to the wrong shop.

[@chriskershaw7968]

sporrans simply were worn really long back in the 19th century. it was IN, it was the fashion, it was probably the decent thing to do to preserve modesty and whatnot. so what's so bad about it?!

[@earlelf3142]

😱 ! ?

[@iissamiam]

3:20 They didn't even center the pattern

[@susangrande8142]

Gasp! 😱 You’re right! The horror; the horror!!!

[@sierralarars]

The only ones I didn’t like were the Halloween costumes. I wouldn’t get offended if I seen them in the street because it’s just tat, a bit of fun and not meant to actually be traditional dress (Pst I am Scottish). I actually rather liked the purple sporran haha! With the right kilt it could be rather dashing. Patchwork tartan outfit was a bit meh (mostly because I’m meh on patchwork in general) but I did like the tartan suits. Takes a certain amount of balls to wear that amount of tartan out nowadays and if you do I say go for it! I’m indifferent to the Commonwealth Tartan. I don’t hate it, the colours DO work but it’s not something I’d go for if I had other options. EDIT: forgot about the Wookiee.. if it was smaller it would be fine but it’s so big! Definitely overcompensating at current size.

[@Az-co4pq]

Choobahka

[@styxxandheadstones1336]

punk cousin it sporran

[@stacyhoward3516]

🤮😭😱😖!!!

[@eileenfabri5497]

Dear Laird Jaesus! That's Terrible!