Weekend nonsense

[@Calilasseia]

The contrast between Stanley being so mellow, and Karen being permanently on angel dust, is truly hilarious :)

[@85arrie]

😂😂😂

[@lorenville]

You are Canadian, you have timmies, where are you from?

[@billymadisonsshampoo8223]

Lmaooooooooooooooo loloollllolllll hahahahahaha!!!!

[@70sHollyDay]

Angel dust 😝😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 great call

[@secretpowerinu]

@@70sHollyDaywas about to comment on it as well … angel dust lol!! 😂

[@michelled.256]

The way Stanley closes his eyes when you kiss him... he's in heaven!!

[@FouriousBear]

Hey are you mix asian/ african? You look cool 😀

[@conradedward6343]

Can you blame him I would be too!

[@AnandaSea]

Messing with Karen's head though!!!

[@thehighestpraise8519]

@@AnandaSea Insecurities are SO EXTREMELY. annoying , destructive, offensive and ineffectual….AND quite plainly RUIN a GOOD DAY……… POOR BIRD (she has an unfortunate dna)

[@16MedicRN]

@@thehighestpraise8519 take a Xanax

[@dinosaursaregreen4859]

*”work is temporary, Gary is forever”* truer words have never been spoken

[@evilnewenglandqueen4525]

I don’t know what I like the most about you, your amazing sense of humor or your unconditional love for these animals. ❤️ Especially Karen 🤣

[@Godwinpounds4333]

Hello 👋how’re you doing?

[@CoolInOlympia]

Me, too!

[@bellamia-susiep.3550]

lol Ditto ❤❤

[@katrinacushnahan7461]

I agree 👍 💯

[@suzihimes1974]

I totally agree, she's an amazing gal!

[@mommydustyruby]

You and the critters are a huge boost for my mental health. Even Karen. Thank you so much, Useless Farm!

[@Empath79]

So the "useless" farm isn't so useless after all! 😊

[@thehighestpraise8519]

I’m new here and Ready for my BAPTISM OF JOY Since I haven’t found it anywhere else

[@thehighestpraise8519]

Maybe in another hundred years I can find myself again if I just stay here with all the animals

[@thehighestpraise8519]

I promise I’ll be really good and really quiet and I’ll help I’ll even pick up Pooh and I’ll pick up shovels I’ll rake I’ll scrub just let me stay

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

“Even Karen” 🤣 agreed

[@vanPoll]

The "Useless Farm" is so beautifully useful to cure stress and pain from the soul... I love all the beauty and friendship seen here.

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

"You're a dusty donkey" Totally melted my heart! So many beautiful things on this planet!

[@azbeaux]

I know there’s a great deal of hard work involved in caring for these animals but to me it looks as if you’re living in a small corner of heaven. I only just discovered you and wish you joy in your animals.

[@LaiQuen]

“Can you guys keep it down in the screaming bush” might be my favourite

[@treeknome2642]

Or when she says, “ maybe I’ll try that later “. Lol

[@sheenasilva9591]

and later when she mouthed, "shut the fuck up" 🤣

[@JoJo-dv1rz]

@@treeknome2642 I mean honestly we all could use a screaming bush at times.

[@scottkaye874]

God Bless this Woman.She is an Angel.

[@MrHerks]

Does anyone else just smile and laugh when they see Michael?

[@tomnugent4258]

P

[@tomnugent4258]

Plop

[@johanstinson]

He's my favorite by far. He's so damn clueless and such a derp

[@rikkitikkitavi997]

Yes, and you gotta love that mullet.

[@Galvaxatron]

That mullet is beautiful.

[@shuggarbhabewomensworkwear9565]

I love how they all have human names. So funny!

[@vancakes4500]

...Except for Pencil. 😂

[@lindafordham2964]

I don’t see how she remembers all their names.

[@melodycline8563]

Everyone needs a screaming bush😆💜

[@patigrove9937]

I really laughed at that one!

[@davidvento5481]

Where can I get a screaming tree? No, seriously...

[@lauriewilson4741]

I keep mine at work…comes in handy

[@chichi8920]

I truly feel like Karen is jealous of the love Stanley has for you.

[@YTistooannoying]

I assumed that was the case since, "The female will drum for several reasons; sometimes to warn other females away from her male, or to summon him to her side. "

[@a_diamond]

Yeah, meanwhile she doesn't actually *want* that affection herself (unless she really doesn't feel good lol)

[@karenmoriarty5754]

She’s crazy. Stop looking for excuses. Lol.

[@chichi8920]

@@karenmoriarty5754 🤣

[@mikeycoman]

❤❤❤

[@vegpuppy255]

That sound Karen makes is straight out of Jurassic Park. Wow and yikes

[@Irishfire1967]

You (& your animals) have to be the most brilliantly hilarious thing I've encountered in a long time! Your authentic care, human naming and sardonic/sarcastic humor of their everyday care is awesome and I look forward to your postings. Thank you Useless Farm!

[@sandyadams9446]

So very well said.

[@jdartdiva1]

Thank you! I’m living my “farm” fantasy through your antics. ♥️

[@marylu2216]

The sarcasm and wit in this video is HILARIOUS!! Love love love it!!🤣🤣🙌💜

[@JNMKlover]

Amanda is one part comedy gold, one part BABE, and one part wonderful human.

[@cking8776]

Your patience is super human!!! To have the responsibility of a human family & take care of these beautiful useless beasties as well is spectacularly awesome!!! God bless & take care. May Karen show you the respect you deserve sooner than later!!!

[@PamelaH_HappyVibes]

I think we all need a ‘Doug the support Donkey’ in our life. I could use one for sure!

[@barblm21]

I love it when Gary complains…. What personalities they all have!!

[@Crilic3]

I watch your episodes almost every night after working full time and studying physics in uni. It's the best wind down ever

[@decameter]

Aww seeing Gary makes me happy. Reminds me of my Grandpa's old surly goose named Captain, who'd follow him everywhere around the farm. :) He chased off plenty of coyotes and children who got a little too close xD

[@JBunny7482]

I love the name Captain for a Goose 😍 I also love how the Useless Farm names all their animals people names 🤣

[@GingeRenee]

I can’t believe how you have the time to work a job and then also run a farm like you do. Girl you got some energy! Love your hilarious personality and the farm animals of course. Especially Stanley and Michael.

[@tamikobogad6306]

Doug is like a moth to flame when he sees farm lady.

[@denarisnoctem4562]

I love the combination between the very obvious love you and your beasties share and all the sh*t-talk. LOVE IT!

[@brianlathe3763]

She's a natural beauty , a farm girl, loves the outdoors!! 😒 somebody is a very lucky fellow.

[@taranorris1181]

Its ridiculous how emotionally invested in this farm and all its critters 😂😂 it's so sweet how they all come up to you for attention and I love that each and every animal has a name and you greet each and every one like they're little people. You can really tell how happy everyone is on the farm just by how they approach you and how comfortable they are with you. I think Karen secretly loves you but has to maintain her reputation. Would want anyone on the farm thinking shes gone soft🤣

[@treeknome2642]

Awe. Stanley snuggles were so cute! This reminds me of me growing up with chickens, turkeys and geese. I used to love painting my turkeys toenails. Goose snuggles are the best. My dad used to get in trouble for giving “goosie” a bath in our indoor tub. Lol. I feel the love ❤️

[@mellyboo513]

Dirty Mike, Craig and Keith out there looking like the three fluffkateers.

[@teresarammel5891]

I just found you a couple days ago. I'm obsessed with watching your videos. I feel like I'm standing next to you. Thank you. P.S. I love Michael.

[@jere5555]

“Do you Hear that?…that’s the sound of me trying not to sound aggressively winded right now” 😂 know the feeling. Love your animals names and wow…you have tons of friends of all sorts.❤

[@crackers1039]

😂😂😂the screaming bush And “work is temporary. Gary is forever “ dead

[@pippalongstrum4780]

I feel like we all need a screaming bush in our yard.

[@kimweber2514]

I enjoy seeing your animals and you are so brave with Karen that would freak me out! Love and light to you and all your animals! 🙂 Thank you for all you do!

[@susanbird5035]

I absolutely love your humor, you could do hours of stand up comedy on Michael and the others alone and Man days of comedy on Karen and Stanley. Where do you work that your humor is being wasted. You could be a movie star 🌟

[@oklahomalilly]

I love how you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet very long😂. You missed them and had to go check on them all❤️

[@nancydeutschman3454]

You with Gary and Stanley just warm my heart. Just the sweetest 💕

[@ivegotthis8301]

Awe Doug is sweet ❤️ Let’s see more Doug. Donkeys can be very affectionate

[@JNMKlover]

He is a sweet boy. BUT, he has personal space issues. It's been a matter of contention and has resulted in Doug doing many HR meetings to curb his invasiveness.

[@markwhelan9887]

For a Useless farm it seems to be very useful for all of us veiwers, this is a wonderful channel and your sense of humour is outstanding! thank you for making my day that little bit better ps I loved the secret finger given to the truck that was tailgatting you, loved Karen stomping off when told her help was not needed FAF, LEGENDARY CHANNEL.

[@crackers1039]

Can we all just appreciate for a moment that mama UF kissed a dandruffy sweaty emu?

[@catherineellis1200]

Thank you for these videos and for giving a wonderful life to all these babies. Even the ones that peck your feet! 💕

[@AC-fr9yu]

I like Michael's mullet, it suits his personality

[@sranable]

"Michael put those away for God's sake!" Omg you're hilarious!

[@Kerryx92387]

I love that Gary has his own kayak! 😄 This is how life should be.

[@zazazipper9331]

I've always wanted a farm with different animals. Preferably taking in animals that had no good home. It's not in the cards for me to have large/farm animals, but I'm living vicariously through you. Thank you so much for all the video uploads, they make my life so much better :) (edit: I say this while my latest foster fail is curled up on the couch, I'm sort of jealous but not really, am kind of glad that he is now a house cat who roams mine and my neighbours backyards and that I don't have to get up at all sorts of ungodly hours to let alpacas and emus out, or have to dig trenches before I go to work)

[@jaxsmom8542]

Same .. always say if I won lottery … I’d buy land and take the abused and unwanted animals. That’s my dream life .. I’m 50 today so don’t think it’s happening lol

[@zazazipper9331]

@@jaxsmom8542 You never know what fortunes the future still has in store for you... ;)

[@tekaryjames9962]

Doug likes “hey look…a rake!” 🤣

[@TheAcquibajo]

Doug is such a good boy! I love him!

[@Quinny33]

Karen is So Sassy.Cracks me up 🤣

[@davida9883]

I love your narrative. I was purging old documents.. boring activity. You are your friends were a great background. Thank you, 😊👍😊

[@4leaftayblack418]

I freakin love this woman!😂

[@1wer819]

This lady is amazing. Thanks for illustrating the emense strength of character needed to care for and live with so many fascinating beings!

[@unsol2000]

Hello from Puerto Rico ...Im hooked! This is my new favorite channel!! Just awesome! Found you on IG and had to see what was up with Brad...saw that short vid...and had to watch this longer one...honestly, every family has at least 1 Brad and a couple of Karens🤣! Great job! 👍💪❤️🙏

[@markb972]

I just want to give a Doug a hug.

[@twistoffate4791]

Great idea for a Useless Farm t-shirt: "Give Doug Hug"

[@allisonjames2923]

Michael has a very good English vocabulary & is very sweet & accommodating, even just with covering up bits with his tail. And you obviously talk to Gary all the time too as he definitely answers you with his deep & meaningful honks

[@michelleshaw1211]

I adore Michael. I can't help myself but I'm over the moon about his "do". It's soooo him. I laugh every time I see him. If you ever need a Grandma helper for the farm let me know. I would fit right in. I'm totally USELESS too!! 😁🙃🤪. Love to all. PEACE A Colorado Mountain Grandma, USA. 💜

[@oldbear6813]

Michael's Mulllet is hilarious!

[@annabellefay3307]

Who gave this a thumbs down?? Karen??? 🥴🤣

[@catrinahughes6088]

Ya Like really!!!!

[@ibrahimabdul-malik5269]

Of course!!

[@Sweetie0416]

You already know Karen a hater smh

[@karen81986]

No wasn’t me. 😂

[@pammmerz8153]

Karen also runs a reaction channel , trying to steal subscribers....

[@missys]

Love all of them! You friend are hilarious 😂. Although I think I would give anything for Stanley snuggles and Gary cuddles. 🥰

[@yvetteparsons8671]

I work in a Primary school and this is the best therapy for a friday night wind down. Who needs therapy when we have you and your gorgeous animals! I think you are the real Dr Doolittle. x

[@helen1otaylor]

Just love this! I'd love to know the story behind this useless farm 😍 amazing to see animals with such open space!

[@kimelliott7262]

You love her you should like Jacob's Ridge Donkey Sanctuary also. Love them both

[@ericasunshine8169]

AND I would be all in for some Useless Farm merch!

[@JBunny7482]

@@ericasunshine8169 YES!!!! I need a shirt with Karen on it in sunglasses & her big feather boa neck saying "Not today" & I forget her name, but insert the lady's name 🤣 Or one of Michael & his mullet & chops side burns that's says something sweet like good morning sunshine

[@paulakillebrew2340]

I just found your Useless Farm today. It is delightful and so are you and your critters. I'm in love!

[@Glen.Danielsen]

I love this priceless channel. You are the real deal Dr. Doolittle! 🤗💛

[@terrienolen3066]

I just love the way that you love all of your animals! So glad that I found your channel! Your videos truly make my day! Hilarious!

[@Godwinpounds4333]

Hello 👋how are you doing?

[@shelparks988]

How in the world is this so calming to watch. I would. Love to pet and kiss every animal.

[@leianehiltz2486]

Yup, this is my idea of heaven. Grew up on a nice family farm where all the animals had unique names that always suited their quirky personalities and hoped to be so lucky myself "when I grew up". Living inside the heads of animals is a much more interesting world

[@amanda_215]

"That's the sound of me not trying to sound aggressively winded" lol!!! I got aggressively winded just watching YOU hike for 74 miles through the woods

[@KristinaWes]

Oh, your scenery and nature looks so familiar and alike ours here in Finland! 😊😘🤗 Your animals are so beautiful and happy 😍💖💕

[@ellem8997]

I need to remember to not eat or drink while watching your videos. Choking with laughter! 😆😆😆

[@kathavry]

what a beautiful pond with trees' in the back 1:04! Just found this channel a couple days ago, and I already love it!!

[@marknauman53]

I applaud all of the good that you do. A very honorable sacrifice for the wonderful creatures...thank you!

[@ntbaldwin6604]

I have 6 African Geese. Virgil is Karen’s soul mate! He hates my husband and I have been subject to Leda and the Swan jokes. I love your site. I totally identify. ❤️

[@bethgarner5329]

You come up with the BEST names!! I mean they are all great… but girl, Gary Geussey!?! That’s brilliant!!

[@richardparker644]

Sweetheart, your videos are so entertaining!! God bless you, THANKYOU, so very much for making my stressful days better!! 🤗😉

[@kimmurphy1398]

I absolutely love your channel! Love your chill vibe ❤️

[@richardfigueroa545]

You are such a cutie ! God bless you for being so good to animals! I love your videos!

[@earrielostear5473]

Such love and affection you show to them!!!♥️♥️♥️

[@patricianichols4491]

Work is temporary. Gary is FOREVER.....love it💞

[@twilacarson2308]

I love your videos and love the names of all your members of your farm. This one is a long one this time and loved it.

[@Chef_PC]

I love that Michael has a mullet. 😍

[@anndriggers6660]

I love your useless farm! It's actually very useFUL to the animals that you provide wonderful loving homes to. You are amazing and quite funny as well!

[@raquelferrer1799]

Thank you for the Narrative behind each resident animal… VERY entertaining!

[@maryanne1744]

6:24 🤣🤣🤣 I’m cracking up tonight I just binged on almost all the shorts and then I came across this gem

[@Adoptpets833]

I'm so glad you have so much land?! Happy animals!!💛😊💕

[@l.dougherty7573]

What a Monday Morning Blessing🥰Thanks for sharing. 🤗

[@cariadbach]

Michael's hair, when you look at him from the side is very 80's Bonnie Taylor'esk!!! Gorgeous!!

[@connierifenburg9758]

I so enjoy your subtle side comments with all the animals. Thanks for always having such a good attitude with all the animals and their idiosyncrasies.

[@brandim]

Ahh I love this! Real life at its finest. The animals are fascinating, but definitely are humorous.

[@101doreen]

Thank you for sharing your journey and humor ‼️💜

[@warrenrodgers7544]

Thank you Jesus for letting us borrow all of your wonderful critters especially in times such as this... And Karen too

[@gillianespinoza3652]

😂😂 “Work is temporary, Gary is forever “ 😂😂 Love it. That, and the screaming bush hahaha!

[@vv.8927]

I just read the bio of the animals on your web - had me laughing my hurt off .. their personalities omg ! Love! I’d love to know more about the humans too 👏 👏 👒 🎩

[@Miriam_J]

Oh my goodness I am absolutely obsessed with you and your animals now. Karen is a trip 😂🤣

[@williambock1821]

Gary the DUCK has a kayak!😂 LOVE it!

[@MaryCameron123]

I love the names you give your kids! I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you sweet lady.

[@rodvans6008]

I would love to come visit your farm! The way you interact with the family is amazing. I'm from Ontario as well.

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

At 9:09 the side-eye look Gary was giving ya when you said you might try the screaming tree later was just adorable and Micheal is my blissfully oblivious yet extremely charming chill Dude spirit animal 🦙🥰✊🏽📣 🌳

[@melaD333]

Ugh the flies! I was getting twitchy just watching those poor alpacas...but on a positive note.. I love Gary and Stanley... and even Karen is growing on me... You never have to wonder what she's really thinking.

[@Dafquez]

I absolutely LOVE how you treat them like the people they are.

[@kasslue1877]

I keep re watching your videos. I love all your babies and your funny narration is addictive. You have a wonderful channel. Thank you

[@danielassiran2912]

I originally only knew about Urban Rescue Ranch, but I am so happy I found your channel. I love that you both have the angriest, meanest birds! Your name choices are just next level too!