Using A Magic 8 Ball To Guide Me In Tarkov

[@GeneralSam]

For those of you freaking out: I have 1 more Tarkov video idea and its sole purpose is to piss off the entire fanbase of the game and then i'll probably be done for a while and I can get back to making other stupid videos.

[@somgun23]

Ghost of Tsushima?

[@johnkusch3773]

Congratz on a million daddy

[@lucasjh]

Some more Hunt: Showdown would absolutely radical my man.

[@robinlerch4795]

Do a postal 2 video fatty... uwu

[@asven.]

Bring back Kenshi, all hail the chad skeletons

[@toe3645]

i have a feeling sam uses that same 8 ball to determine if his daughter gets fed that day

[@ModFactory]

Sam: No food for you Daughter: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy Sam: The 8 ball said so...

[@abegon3879]

Ghoulz oh magic cronch can squidward have some food Cronch:no Sorry squidward

[@54321eclipse12345]

His daughter still insists on being a son, but the 8 ball says It is most definitely a girl.

[@technoir2216]

Chances are low

[@chromsomgiver9982]

"You may rely on it"

[@Charborg]

This is the best idea for a video i've ever seen and I'm never gonna get over it

[@GeneralSam]

It's also the worst idea for a video

[@rooseveltskerrit2838]

Great work I the new video char

[@lolifiedgenius7343]

well sam copied your sim video so you can copy this idea lol

[@idontlikethis980]

@@GeneralSam is it just me or is your forehead getting bigger

[@papi-p4285]

@@GeneralSam did you have to ask the eight ball to give us a double standard?

[@owenrichards4777]

'Are we gonna live' 8Ball: 'Yes' 'Oh so we're invincible' sam is now macbeth, life imitates art once again

[@SmokeSAS]

Plz no, that book haunts me

[@MrLeedTube]

Honestly he didn’t ask if he’s gonna live in game. I’m pretty positive he’s alive irl tho

[@taloob493]

@Joel Merrick aqua can be macduff

[@luckysummer6hi444]

Nerd

[@ronnie9379]

@@SmokeSAS What, you egg?

[@tomcruise8578]

A buddy of mine drank the juice from an 8 ball, and he was able to predict the future; he said he felt like he was gonna die and he did.

[@thatchedrooves1204]

thanks Tom Cruise

[@eagle0114]

so cool

[@WpGaming1]

thanks tom cruise

[@brandon-wj3hz]

Thanks Tom cruise

[@detruncus8389]

Thanks Tom

[@ohnoohgod290]

Unlike most depraved, beta youtubers, Sam realizes that “1 million subs” doesn’t mean 1 million subscriptions, but rather 1 million subordinates.

[@amoonmonkey]

1 million rats 🐀

[@Zargabaath]

Jawohl!

[@stetsoncalhoon6341]

He’s only been milking Tarkov to reach a million subs, which is super cool in my eyes tbh. It’s nice to see a lesbian content creator break the glass ceilings on this platform.

[@rat17]

So progressive.

[@llab3903]

Bandicam Bois she’s so strong

[@fourlamb1]

Its due to all our thoughts and prayers.

[@ajax8341]

I thought he was American.

[@NotHarpoGroucho]

Wtf general sam isn’t a women. 👿👿👿 That’s online bullying and is not A-OK. Grrrr your are making me mad 😩😩😩.

[@PotentialHistory]

I'd by that hat, and I have the head to match.

[@zachfakename6675]

USE THE ECONOMY ON THE ECONOMY TO FIX THE ECONOMY

[@bug508]

Funny tank man likes Sam?

[@GareyPongat]

Tank man

[@taloob493]

Holy shit history meme man likes sam

[@PotentialHistory]

Sam is dad.

[@asven.]

Sam: streams once a year Also Sam: "Was that poggers? YES."

[@abottleofketchup3265]

i just imagine the three of them hunched in a dark corner passing the ball around like goblins and asking it if they should breathe

[@fronker7581]

“You can rely on that”

[@meepmeep3397]

That world of tanks ad was the most energetic i've seen sam since he lost his virginity.

[@bensmith6868]

He’s the only virgin I know that has a child

[@dutchstylz5531]

@@bensmith6868 who gonna tell him😂

[@TheOMGWTFBBQ777]

best world of tanks ad ive seen so far lol. they should pay him more

[@DaKdawg]

@@TheOMGWTFBBQ777 Absolutely agree.

[@grimreefer9324]

It's honestly so fun to see Sam's sponsorships. Most channels just recite the script they get sent with a dead face while Sam's are the only place where I'm not surprised to see the term "TACTICAL TANK FUCKING"

[@jeremyfaella999]

His one million subs went to his head so much it expanded his forehead even more.

[@GrungogamingXx]

With each sub it grows

[@seriouslyslinky1420]

Indeed

[@EslayerTM]

if he gets to 10 million theres gonna be so much mass it turns into a black hole

[@grapesoder1301]

Sam Hyde effect

[@EslayerTM]

@@grapesoder1301 correction, General sam hyde effect.

[@Borghesi08]

11:24 The way Sam pans over to Poob IN GAME like his character is gonna react is just so funny to me

[@lupe323]

Just chillin

[@clamm9792]

That's called complete immersion

[@ghostiebaka2809]

Gaming

[@FakieStreams]

"You're about to get a juice transfusion" Oh god, what fluid would go back in. All available options make me sad.

[@codyv308]

without a doubt, coom

[@HeavyMettaloid]

Gamer girl bathwater, for good luck

[@ExTess]

Orange juice Diet Coke Wine Chocolate pudding The blood of his enemies Aqua's used bath water

[@ironturtle7171]

@@ExTess gusher juice

[@devin76392]

Gusher coom

[@kH-zu3bj]

If a Teacher responds "Idk can you?" Start questioning their knowledge of human anatomy. If they don't know if you have the ability to take a shit then they really shouldn't be teaching

[@user-le5gs9qe1l]

Fuckin shit on their desk and smear it all over the doorknobs

[@martinclan2999]

@@user-le5gs9qe1l hmm

[@ronmka8931]

I hate English teachers with a passion

[@tc5328]

"It's a world where no humans exist, ONLY TANKS"

[@georgecant-stand-yeh5451]

It’s 2034 the cheese touch has infected half the population

[@wotwott2319]

Disney Pixar's TANKS

[@Fubared7403]

I love how he doesn't hold back when he does the ads for his sponsors. He goes all out, throwing F bombs everywhere and it's always hilarious. If I owed a company, I would hire Sam for the commercials.

[@dylancarroll4623]

“ 1.5 hour” Jesus, I bet he got lock jaw after that.

[@nextgen101]

Tanktastic. I love when the sponsor ads are funny.

[@creepyguy9474]

Allah akbar

[@AmongSussy1]

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

[@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless]

holy *dogshit*

[@nextgen101]

@@AmongSussy1 The ways of the internet are tanktastic.

[@grabbin_]

That's the standard promo code for their ads. Few KZbinrs actually have their own code.

[@tjmattan9476]

"I'm almost completely dependant on the ball" - every coke head ever

[@Mr.NewVegas420]

Broooooooo im fucking dead lmfao

[@MrPoogie12]

L

[@beastly7106]

@@Mr.NewVegas420 Like all those coke head's who od'd... I'll let myself out.

[@Malpaise_Legate]

I guess I'm a rare breed. I really enjoy the overstock of Tarkov content on Sam's channel. Every video is excellent, and it really lends itself to his style. I suppose it makes sense a great deal of viewers would be irritated with nothing but Tarkov content, but I'd be 100% okay with that.

[@codswallop2938]

is your pfp dying light?

[@Malpaise_Legate]

@@codswallop2938 I'm not sure, it used to be my old gamer pic on Xbox, just never changed it on youtube.

[@dylanbrewer8605]

Same here, i don't even play it but i love watching these videos. It wouldn't hurt for him to sprinkle in some Tarkov once in a while, maybe monthly.

[@einar_476]

Right same here, it's almost like if you're someone's fan you like their stuff even if they don't have a lot of variety.

[@literaldeer2073]

I don’t care what kind of content he makes, it’s always entertaining anyways

[@wesley492]

“Alligators have to go because if they could invest in the stock market it’d be game over” -Sam 2020

[@dolphmcfearless3068]

That Aqua fps fella likes 8-balls too, but the only thing magical about his is that he makes it disappear with his nose..

[@robdavis4951]

Such a clever original and funny joke... how did you scrape the brain power together to make such a good joke?

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

Its not a joke. He is just trying to get it out there.

[@Guaguadeath]

Lol

[@4skintim962]

Rob Davis stfu

[@Spitfyur]

@@robdavis4951 you are sad loo

[@cainmartin6396]

Sams leering face towards the 8 ball reminds of the first time I found an artifact in stalker. I was killed by a snork five minutes later.

[@fredrik8500]

Not gonna lie Sam. That plug was almost at Internet Historian levels of quality.

[@willmartinez445]

GeneralSam, the one and only KZbinr that makes ads so goddamn enjoyable that you await them with a smile on your face.

[@dylanbrewer8605]

Meanwhile on the other side of youtube, Bellular transitions into his ads so smooth you never see it coming.

[@franlovelsimic8421]

Internet Historian and InternetCommentEtiquette are the best imo, Sam's great tho!

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

I’m drunk, high and have churros from a food truck to come home to a new 30 min video from Sam... life is great

[@Chudsaurus]

Da life broskie

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

@@Chudsaurus Da lyfeeee

[@kayenby]

3:17 how you gotta expose me like that sam stop rat on rat violence

[@iZiqq]

Holy shit, that really IS you lmao

[@sirjoey3137]

Unacceptable, let's cancel Samuel #CancelCulture

[@michaelk-j6123]

Fun fact: The "juice" inside a magic 8 ball is alcohol and blue dye

[@roninjasper]

Sounds like a good time

[@JacobLeex]

1:05 “Dependant on the ball” Thats what she said! I only have one ball

[@RandomPerson-cb9lp]

THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL!

[@thyreradim7885]

I have 3.

[@MichaelBlazio]

@@thyreradim7885 that 3 balls thing is such a common italian joke

[@thyreradim7885]

@@MichaelBlazio what do you mean? www.google.com/search?q=Polyorchidism&oq=Polyorchidism&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@MichaelBlazio]

@@thyreradim7885 here in italy when somebody gets blamed for not being able to do something (almost) impossible or really skillfull they would mostly react with "yeah sure and if i was born with 3 balls i would have been a flipper" as kind of responding with "dont you think you're asking for too much from me?"

[@JP-sm4cs]

Sam: Let's make like a fetus and get out.. OH NO! I guess that joke got aborted.

[@Its_A_Payne]

This comment doesn’t get as much attention as it deserves

[@StudleyDuderight]

I'm giving your a joke a score of 6.0. The joke was great, but the delivery was awful.

[@Victor-ew6cq]

You son of a.

[@joshuaperry5991]

@@StudleyDuderight gahahaha

[@StarForgers]

The 8 ball wanted to roll out!

[@YorkusPorkus757]

He used that 8-Ball to determine how much he’d put into Bitcoin

[@hendrik6720]

I put 20 Gs of my college money into it at $100. Hit almost 20k and thought "its gonna go higher!" Instead I watched as it fell back down to prebubble levels. HODL till abraham comes back from the dead n magics my cock sleeve back on me.

[@fridolin9886]

Today you saved my life General Sam. The nostalgic beat from your old Rust videos, the gameplay , your ideas, your humor and your voice... just thank you man thank you

[@caonac]

hey man are you still good?

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

Sam protects Aqua just to then beat him senseless, this is what true friendship is like.

[@hallowedjuggler350]

I just realize the orb lied to them right after Sam told poob to go get the loot instead of asking the orb for what to do

[@franpschorr3646]

When ever I asked a teacher “Can I use the bathroom?” And the said “I don’t know can you?” I would just reply “Yes” and walk out.

[@johnnyoverpour]

So did I...in my dreams

[@drewkazoo875]

What a badass

[@middlesack853]

What a fucking CHAD

[@amandaking4654]

i do that

[@drewclevenger3648]

Shout out to Jippy for tying all of this together with some dope tunes...

[@BingusPT]

I was just watching one of Aqua's vods to get my lil snackums taste of General Sam and I watched the 8ball tell you to go to labs. This gon' be good.

[@taimanslaughter4471]

I've been enjoying sam's tarkov vids to the point where I've never played the game but know everything about it, still kinda want that next kenshi video doe

[@tonydraht]

When I watched the stream I KNEW this had to become its own thing, glad it did

[@Deadlypigsaredeadly]

when was the stream?

[@lunchpin403]

@@Deadlypigsaredeadly Saturday I think

[@Guaguadeath]

I know right. I was like he's gonna make a vid on this whole idea lol

[@fLowMage21]

Lucky

[@fLowMage21]

LUNCHPIN this was Aquas stream right?

[@seb9995]

Im pooping right now, thank you for assiting me during these times sam

[@mobilityrp3888]

Wait same!

[@flipndip5122]

Poob and Aqua are always great additions to content, never forget kthx.

[@grimreefer9324]

Saying “You should get payed less” and then shitting yourself to a teacher is the most fucking chad move in so many different ways.

[@lexdelaney2805]

Claiming to consult an entity with supernatural knowledge, when in reality you're just using it as a means to manipulate those around you. Now that's what I call a GOD-tier swindle. 👌

[@Thenewmikelmyer]

General Sam is literally the only KZbinr who can get me actually wanting to support the sponsors.

[@memepolicethegamer4933]

Sam I also live in Tally and I'm 90% sure I could locate you by the stench of your gamer gunk alone.

[@rawl93]

That part where Sam and poob are jamming and then poob stubs his toe or whatever will never cease to make me laugh my ass off

[@comradesandwich9437]

the "you should get paid less" and then shit your pants has got me straight GIGGLIN over here

[@blazethunder110]

General Sam is the only person i don't skip past their sponsorships cuz he makes it enjoyable to watch. Love this dude

[@Spitfyur]

Sometimes when I watch these vids it almost seems as if I have friends

[@doc_garner]

My inner stalker screamed “Artifact!” when I saw the thumbnail.

[@kytex9661]

this reminds me of the magic conch episode from spongebob

[@robertsmalls2293]

*”Yes.”*

[@matthewthorley1703]

Merch idea: “I hung out with Jeffery Epstein and all I got was a bullet to the chest before I could testify”

[@graysonbottoms3931]

No it should be “I hung out with Epstein and all i got was suicide by two bullets to the head”

[@vlaufoo]

4:23 ok it's official sam is becoming Norm Macdonald

[@caydendiep6603]

The 8ball wasn't guiding Sam in game, it was guiding him to create this video

[@Worse_Alex]

Y'know, I was never convinced that Aqua was as bad as Sam was saying. But after hearing that explosive anger?... Well it's hard to not see that he truly is the monster Sam always warned of

[@colfax5902]

Sam is the only KZbinr that makes me want to watch his sponsored sessions. He makes everything funny.

[@nilsbraune838]

Sam is hands down one of the best Entertainers in KZbin history

[@Frosty301289]

the eightball didnt lie to you when you asked "will we live", the enemy just had a stronger eightball

[@daheliman]

This already sounds more chad than rat, and I’m disappointed

[@Zoochiini]

Sam called World of Tanks ptw in his podcast Thank god he has Alzheimer’s

[@jaxon_hill]

Whos sam

[@nolandcharleskinder296]

Which episode?

[@ScavsAteMyLegs]

Next video, *using a magic eight ball to manage my finances*

[@GeneralSam]

more like Yoloing Entire Life Savings Into The S&P 500

[@jageracog4287]

My man telling the truth

[@STCSk8ers]

Boom art of the deal

[@attilabubby]

*using a magic eight ball to raise my child*

[@fashionsuckman4652]

@@attilabubby "Should i feed my child today?"

[@conormc3194]

Magic 8 balls work, my friend once drank one and said he was gonna die and he did

[@majora919]

real original dude.

[@conormc3194]

@@majora919 shup

[@conormc3194]

@@majora919 your a bit late

[@Tommy-9615]

the best quote 'are you going out for groceries? fuck a mask, wear a tank' best thing i ever heard

[@tangolimanov]

Damn, first time he pokes his head out after the big 1 Mil and it's a banger like this. Keep up the great work

[@grimreefer9324]

Sam while I was watching this video I wheezed very hard at one of the jokes, pulling my groin in the process. It goes without saying that you will be hearing from my lawyer in three to five business months

[@darkwaver517353]

I'm not gonna lie, the video was good and all but man do I want an hour long World of Tanks ad instead of Tarkov

[@ShadowMachine00]

Wishing he does another one of these or even a mini series. Was comedy gold

[@robertoromero5102]

"Let's make like a fetus and head out" 🤣

[@SuedeNWings]

at this point i don't play tarkov but the combination of sam and aqua interacting is like ASMR to me.

[@andreburrasch]

Goddamn I just started to rewatch general Sam these last days and he grace us with a new video

[@discomanof1648]

" think about rabbits " noooooooo. don't say that it gives me immense pain to think about that scene.

[@JohnDoe-em7of]

Gratz on the 1 millions subs man you earned em! You better make us a gold play button video!

[@beesnipes]

This was fucking hilarious, man. I was dying laughing watching this. 10/10 comedy gold. You need to bring the magic 8 ball back!

[@franzg769]

I love these longer videos. I would honestly watch a 2 hour long video of just sam breathing, Intently looking at the camera, every so often licking is lips. That be poggers

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The only reason to become a teacher is in the hopes of getting into that conversation loop of “Can I?” “Can you?”

[@alisterhalvey8825]

I feel blessed everytime I see a new upload by this manlet. Weird times

[@vaina2]

You should do this with kenshi... Make a village of people who all worship the elusive 8 ball and its teachings

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

When Poob sneezed I literally had to stop myself from saying "bless you" out loud. Wtf is wrong with me?

[@temp7944]

I rarely remember to like videos, but that part about the Italian food made me remember instantly.

[@loganireland3113]

"This one's a yes definitely" *Closes door behind him*

[@paulpietschinski3282]

I'm a 47yr old Dad that plays Tarkov with my 20yr old son. He sleeps all day, so u have to run scav run after scav run. While the scav is cooling down I watch Sam's videos. Tarkov is much better when playing with buds.

[@MrMrmagoo34]

I remember the days of Sam showing off Interesting Places in Skyrim

[@m0ltar]

2 years later revisiting this video only for the sole purpose to point out that the World of Tanks sponsor is literally the best thing to ever happen to Sam's channel.

[@Gumbyfanaccount]

Every video sam’s hairline recedes further and further until it finally reaches the shadow dimension.

[@catsndogs98]

General Sam and his little announcer spiel in front of green screen is the best thing about this channel

[@leem2296]

Poob uses Sam’a M1A after he died with it lmao.

[@Alizudo]

The Orb answered in the positive way more often than in the negative. Over this entire video you could probably count on your fingers how many times it said "No"

[@somerandomchad8236]

Sam was ahead of his time 3:11

[@rogerlatreille2435]

By farrrrrrrr , the best world of tank advertising ever

[@therealmaku]

every once in a while when they get really thirsty - i spit on them. lmao

[@Chrisconditioning]

Hey guy world of tanks owe you because that was without a doubt the best sponsor bit I've ever seen. A WORLD OF ONLY TANKS.

[@tylerwiggins7187]

Sam your wish has been fulfilled. Play “50 cent blood on the sand.”

[@BearSofty]

the thing about Aqua dying at 50 is that the more people that gets life insurance in his name will probably prolong his life

[@MrOkatron]

Imagine using 4D smell vision while plaything through Blight Town in Dark Souls.

[@Razgaz.]

love how you and aqua just gel together and go with it...amazing content

[@bloodyrain414]

That's the most positive 8 ball of all time

[@jacobnickell8141]

Last time I was this early Sam still loved his wife

[@PercussiveYT]

I think Sam's content is literally the only stuff I have ever watched that legitimately makes me laugh out loud. Good shit