Watch me take an ACTUAL IQ Test over on my Patreon and find out if im a genius or not! NEW Exclusive Video on my Zombie Tier www.patreon.com/TheAsmrRyan
@bigshaq12883 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12883 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12883 жыл бұрын
Let's go dude
@bigshaq12883 жыл бұрын
I was actually first
@theasmrflow3 жыл бұрын
Nice Video!! 😀🙂
@diggus3 жыл бұрын
If the water is so smart how did it get trapped in the bottle
@moistoxi91903 жыл бұрын
It strategically flowed there so we would drink it and become 76% water giving them more control.
@ayojosh39703 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@numrumbum3913 жыл бұрын
👀
@rachelwalsh90883 жыл бұрын
Maby this guy is the smartest guy ever !
@ninjanoafa86363 жыл бұрын
I love how he skips all the real questions and just makes then up.
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
hahaa you know i couldn't just make it a normal one haha
@d1boundjosh6433 жыл бұрын
I love how you tried to say them but said then like an idiot.
@mrpenumbra61803 жыл бұрын
Wait so the Pythagorean Theorem isn’t real?
@mrpenumbra61803 жыл бұрын
@@d1boundjosh643 I love how you are acting like a dick. NEWSFLASH: It’s called a typo or in some cases, autocorrect.
@ninjanoafa86363 жыл бұрын
@Confused Moon yup. He lied. Big surprise. XD
@Joemama117383 жыл бұрын
POV: You are trying to answer the questions
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
hahah good luck
@DertexVR3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@cermius84363 жыл бұрын
Ryan: what would you bring to a deserted island? Me: water Him: We've never gotten that one before. vErY uNiQuE
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
indeed! haha
@ioanjeffrey73533 жыл бұрын
A sailboat
@cronicsfr3 жыл бұрын
@Invader Cane 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@manmadnessvlogs2263 жыл бұрын
@InvaderCane good idea I would bring Dora's back pack and that only cuz dora would get annoying eventually
@nekopushyo3 жыл бұрын
@@manmadnessvlogs226 well you can eventually eat her. I bet there are copies of Dora in the backpack
@Rav3nly3 жыл бұрын
2:42 Me making up a random name (Raven Moon) Ryan: now is that with two O's or 17 Z's? Me: 👁️👄👁️
@Salmine053 жыл бұрын
"mY iq Is OvEr 160 aNd I aM 14..." Said the genius who took iq test of cats.
@doomedits183 жыл бұрын
Lol I remember that
@TitanCrusher1013 жыл бұрын
My IQ is over 14 and I’m 160!!!
@lankyboi25213 жыл бұрын
@@TitanCrusher101 hold up
@neutro35443 жыл бұрын
Guys don't worry. IQ stands for Iced Quofee
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
oooo now i want some haha
@____-zk1iq3 жыл бұрын
Nope it stands for "I Quit".
@noface15473 жыл бұрын
It's stands for I Qeafed
@condescendingonlineman21363 жыл бұрын
Ayy, lemme get sum iced quofee!
@APerson-bq7nn3 жыл бұрын
Then why did he offer me water
@kenoduganhodzic3 жыл бұрын
"How many licks to the center of a tootsieroll." "Yes"
@arimations98893 жыл бұрын
I said the world may never know:)
@Speed0013 жыл бұрын
@@arimations9889 100
@iIoveximm3 жыл бұрын
@@Speed001 Actually it is 364 on average, though it can vary between 255 and 473
@Speed0013 жыл бұрын
@@iIoveximm I thought you were talking about IQ, lol
@iIoveximm3 жыл бұрын
@@Speed001 Nah it takes an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Lol
@caroliina18073 жыл бұрын
Ryan: The smart water has chemicals that levels your IQ Me: DrUgS
@niqvevo78083 жыл бұрын
Performance Enhancing Drugs epik
@pastel_pink3 жыл бұрын
The orange tree was named first! Then the fruit was called "apple of the orange tree", then the color was named after the fruit. Vsauce covered it better than I did.
@Jaketheaxman3 жыл бұрын
Hasn't failed a test in their life. Hasn't taken a test in their life.
@uniqueweasel3 жыл бұрын
Can't fail if you never try 😂
@needstoast Жыл бұрын
@@Rek_Rc then you succeeded at failing
@lokidead38103 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a funny ASMR video but when he said pineapple on pizza I knew this video was not a joke 😂
@kaytschumps78633 жыл бұрын
Why the laughing face this comment section needs to follow suit with the tone of the video. How dare you.
@zuralfa31593 жыл бұрын
@@kaytschumps7863 🤣
@bradey54743 жыл бұрын
“There are no wrong answers to this test...Unless you answer wrong.” Yeah that really boosted my confidence thanks Ryan lmaooo.....yeahhhh I totally got this...definitely no pressure on me now 😂🙄
@NightWhispererASMR3 жыл бұрын
I knew asmr had to be used for more than just relaxing! 😂
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
so many uses! haha
@yajwells61532 жыл бұрын
omg....
@voyag3r3193 жыл бұрын
was i the only one who was trying to answer the questions logically? 😂😂
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
good! haha
@simpsonsshelf19813 жыл бұрын
Nope 😅
@bspoopyhead54532 жыл бұрын
Nah 🤣
@JustaWatcher7692 жыл бұрын
Exactly "how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood" depends on how strong he is "how much dirt is in a 6 foot deep hole" could just say "6 feet deep dirt" bit to be specific how big is the hole? "Which came first orange or the color" i looked it up the orange was found somewhere in B.C and the color was found in the 1780s
@jakeg.10892 жыл бұрын
@@JustaWatcher769 If it’s a hole than there is no dirt in it btw
@vdhejdjhdbsbdbdhdh9113 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ryan for helping me through roughy times it’s been hard on me because I lost someone I really cared about thank you Ryan
@gagatoes29403 жыл бұрын
i hope you're able to cope well with the loss 🥺🥺 my thoughts and prayers for you ❤❤
@Tokyo_Kawaiii3 жыл бұрын
Sending out all my love and positivity!😭❤❤
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
Anytime! i hope you get through this tough time and move on to much happier and greater things!
@purplebunnies6502 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry 💕 but God shall always be there to protect the loved one you lost💕..God bless you 💕
@rachealjoslin60203 жыл бұрын
When Ryan hit me with the “is cereal soup”? I hit the 😮 face real quick.
@murderousmejia3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I went to the carnival and the man said my IQ was 1!! That means i’m number 1!
@gagatoes29403 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@ItsNotFameItsLikes3 жыл бұрын
@@gagatoes2940 hahahaha heh heh-heh-🥺😭😭😭😭
@gagatoes29403 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes huh? :o
@streak09193 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes yeah what? Lmao
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
great job spicy! im proud! haha
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
17:29 the reason for this is to increase cleanliness, and think how difficult it would be to get a slice of the pizza and the box were the same exact size and shape, plus for delivery purposes, square boxes are easier to maneuver
@DeltaFlyer3393 жыл бұрын
POV: you’re here before it goes viral!
@gabsking86783 жыл бұрын
We love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite
@gabsking86783 жыл бұрын
Did you get the new fortnite SKINS
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
haha well let's hope so!
@rochelleahfeltman65253 жыл бұрын
Probably not I’m always the last one on things
@harrycrossman71183 жыл бұрын
Do you know what pov means ?
@yvngpague65703 жыл бұрын
Ryan I want to tell you thank you for always making me laugh or feel at ease this year hasn’t been the best I lost 2 grandpas recently one right before thanksgiving and my cousin is deployed so watching your videos help take my mind off of it
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
Always happy to help! thank you so much for the love and support! Im always here to help put a smile on your face. I promise you, you will get through this tough time
@rdvgod11133 жыл бұрын
Now this is an interesting one 🤔
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
thank you! hope you enjoy it!
@rdvgod11133 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan i did
@goncaloquinteiro51613 жыл бұрын
Love the act! Great job bro 👊🏻
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! more ot come always
@gagatoes29403 жыл бұрын
how you feeling Ryan? a great video so far, as usual!!
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
feeling a lot better thank you so much for asking!
@gagatoes29403 жыл бұрын
@@TheASMRRyan im so glad!!
@lazisinacrisis3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: If you could bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be? Me: a boat xD
@shaunhowlin92133 жыл бұрын
Wtf this is underated
@sailorcat3 жыл бұрын
I can actually answer the pizza question (about the boxes): I heard it's done because you can store them better like this. It's also easiert to fold these boxes.
@angelagustin42113 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh love these questions 🤣❤
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
haha thank you!
@jamesdutton45173 жыл бұрын
9:41 to turn the freaking frogs gay
@Tobi_0213 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Miguel from Cobra kai😂😂 not a bad thing take it as a compliment
@bells45833 жыл бұрын
When he pulled the smart water out I was like omg he is the definition of smart we love smart water 😂😂
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
oh 100% haha
@siradmin67913 жыл бұрын
If smart water is so smart how'd it end up in a bottle. Dumba s s water got owned
@evalynnnnnnnn3 жыл бұрын
5:38 i turned my brightness all the way up and THERES MY ANSWER
@jonathan82583 жыл бұрын
I wanted to sleep. Now im questioning reality. Seems OK
@ostrich33353 жыл бұрын
Eventually, 1 million IQ Ryan stopped thinking.
@markzsiga17793 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo referrence?
@deathitself75543 жыл бұрын
0:13 obi-wan kenobi asmr confirmed??!!
@JoshysASMR3 жыл бұрын
*This was my first IQ test I've ever taken, feeling pretty good right now.*
@spxtfxre18523 жыл бұрын
The noise of when u tapped the cap of the water was sooooooo nice
@Steffers3 жыл бұрын
5:10 If you look at the background you can see math exercises, nice details! who spotted it?
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
haha thanks for noticing!
@kokichioma53503 жыл бұрын
I'm sleeping i ain't puting the brightness that high
@H.I.F.K3 жыл бұрын
@@kokichioma5350 fax tho😂
@kaytschumps78633 жыл бұрын
You blinded me too see the details
@Steffers3 жыл бұрын
@@kaytschumps7863 hahahaha
@dabdrugsarebad40613 жыл бұрын
Let's go! When is the next stream..?
@TheASMRRyan3 жыл бұрын
SOON! i promise haha
@graniteradiator71373 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this was a sponsored by smart water
@SylusCoon3 жыл бұрын
The word orange entered Middle English from Old French and Anglo-Norman orenge. The earliest recorded use of the word in English is from the 13th century and referred to the fruit. The first recorded use of orange as a colour name in English was in 1502, in a description of clothing purchased for Margaret Tudor.
@shotcxld3 жыл бұрын
“What would you bring to a deserted island” “boat.” “We’ve never gotten that one”
@dylanwhite65393 жыл бұрын
Yes, penguins actually do have knees. They simply would freeze if they didn’t have them tucked up inside like that
@alien60523 жыл бұрын
6:42-6:50 I wish exams could be like this😂😤
@kerryjeckeln78803 жыл бұрын
Hey Ryan thank u for making my day I lauph do hard u are an amazing person and don't forget to smile ☺️
@borutouzumaki1803 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Pineapple on pizza, yes or no? Me: Yes
@noface15473 жыл бұрын
Yes
@peresusjacksonfan3 жыл бұрын
NO
@jewelxiat3 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is yes; not for me but for other people surely 💀
@caramelle82193 жыл бұрын
16:40 Could you make an entire video of sentences like this, playing with words? 🥰
@mevi9993 жыл бұрын
What is the pythagorean theorem: Me getting flashbacks to when the teacher nailed it into our heads
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
16:40 however much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, thank you very much good sir
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
7:30 if it were me simply, a lighter would be my choice, I understand it seems unnecessary, but that’s the most versatile item I can think of, when having no clue the details of the island, how lard, trees, natural water source, these are all things necessary to take into consideration when deciding
@numrumbum3913 жыл бұрын
Final test results section was gold
@dominusdebello3 жыл бұрын
One thing to an island; Me who just played the forest: uhh well i know what im taking-
@ASMRSouthernBell3 жыл бұрын
God I love your role plays so much.Thank you for being amazing💖💖💖
@anosvoldigoad69333 жыл бұрын
Ryan: is that with two o’s or seventeen c’s Me: actually it is with twenty z’s
@Beanbagg3333 жыл бұрын
Can you make more live streams. I keep missing them and i love your asmr. Your my favorite asmrtist if that's how you spell it.
@alisonsoifer41913 жыл бұрын
Great video Ryan! I fell asleep and ended up taking a nap! Much love!❤️
@thewyattchannel32413 жыл бұрын
I love you Ryan you’re the best in ASMR
@bspoopyhead54532 жыл бұрын
“There are no wrong answers to this test, unless you get it wrong” -THE ASMR Ryan
@lxve54933 жыл бұрын
Ryan : what would you bring to a deserted island Me: a boat with gas in it Also ryan: “Unique”
@kaylemcoyle76003 жыл бұрын
Best asmr i've listened ti in a while
@Nochannelgang3 жыл бұрын
Is that with 2 Ooos or 17 ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz hahaha u made my night lol
@Plush13.S3 жыл бұрын
I like how he is very nice because most smart people like to brag about how smart they are and try to brown ngl you down
@sodjxleinwoxhxlsjwosixnswmlrui3 жыл бұрын
Oooooooo hello I needed iq test and now I get asmr one thank u
@sodjxleinwoxhxlsjwosixnswmlrui3 жыл бұрын
@Homie yes,it is,see I’m smart boi
@dross17053 жыл бұрын
Great video, Ryan ❤️
@caitlinboone54093 жыл бұрын
I love the inaudible!!
@ydoc48683 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of myself for knowing the Pythagorean theorem
@gracestjean2 жыл бұрын
him: what would you bring to a deserted island? me: my phone him: never heard that one before me: sure buddy
@user-yp5fs8dd6l3 жыл бұрын
For some reason I stopped getting notifications from your channel, but I am so glad I found my way back
@Darthox2003 жыл бұрын
"How much dirt is in a hole, 6 feet deep" depends how much dirt is in the coffin
@Logan_9413 жыл бұрын
7:33 a boat
@V37.Giorno3 жыл бұрын
this is giving me an ephemeral rift type of vibe
@BillClintonReal2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@BillClintonReal2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
@b1gduck1363 жыл бұрын
That channel plug and like comment subscribe thing was so dang smooth
@JUSTIN-uq2my3 жыл бұрын
Live the vids keep the work up help we sleep
@millie3milk8083 жыл бұрын
*Fun fact for Nobody because this is useless info:* the orange was first brought over to Europe from Asia in the 15th century, and in Sanskrit was called “naranja” where it was eventually incorporated into languages such as Spanish and Portuguese, and somehow English.
@morris75843 жыл бұрын
i am italian and when you said pineapple on pizza i got scared i hope people said no hahaha
@Zeoytaccount3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: *mumbles the actual IQ test questions* Also Ryan: BATMAN OR SUPERMAN???
@Crona16083 жыл бұрын
In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem, or Pythagoras's theorem, is a fundamental relation in Euclidean geometry among the three sides of a right triangle. It states that the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides. I had to look it up
@CallMeBando3 жыл бұрын
His ASMR always amazes me.
@ViperAlphaViggoAoki3 жыл бұрын
10:20 I died when he looked up and asked
@HexOath3 жыл бұрын
Nice, perfect timing Ryan!
@PinkGoldBeans61973 жыл бұрын
The colours named after the fruit iirc Orange used to be called red or something like red
@____-zk1iq3 жыл бұрын
Is cereal a soup? Is a hotdog a sandwich? *Those are very hard questions* 💀 *HelP*
@jewelxiat3 жыл бұрын
Cereal isn't a soup because soups are supposed to be broth-y and warm meanwhile milk isn't broth-y and it's typically cold making the cereal of choice moist. Hot dogs aren't a sandwich because sandwiches have the bread tend to be on the top and button while hot dog buns are on the sides. That's my best guess 🤣
@samcregan32843 жыл бұрын
Lots of tingles thanks
@curlyjohnny85573 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel so smart knowing the Pythagorean theorem
@aidenbolen57103 жыл бұрын
Title: what’s your IQ Me: 1
@Jaketheaxman3 жыл бұрын
When you realize that there actually is a kid with the name "Xæa-xii Musk"
@macartneyschannelofrandom63753 жыл бұрын
His name means Asher
@noface15473 жыл бұрын
@@macartneyschannelofrandom6375 asher in alien
@jackielopez1613 жыл бұрын
6:20 pineapple on pizza? His face I can’t 🤣
@KIAN_-nh1ks3 жыл бұрын
When he said “is that wil 2 o” I was shocked 😮 cuz my second name is oloughlin
@cloutgodwompy3 жыл бұрын
I think I played against you in a ranked game of rainbow lmao
@yt-tripsy75123 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by smart water😂
@todo22663 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone had a great Christmas! I know I’m a little late on this but hope everyone did have a great Christmas!! 😁😁🎄
@SmexyBubbles3 жыл бұрын
I'm big brain boy with an mega IQ of 6 Come at me Einstein
@noface15473 жыл бұрын
Hhha
@niqvevo78083 жыл бұрын
Try me, I have score the IQ score of -3 IQ
@lankyboi25213 жыл бұрын
lmao imagine not having an iq of π
@RefluxCitadelRevelations3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late to this, but I'm glad too see you're better, man; nothing can stop ya now!
@xdtimppa71943 жыл бұрын
Great video as always
@pokemonx-treme13783 жыл бұрын
17:48 not sure if this was a real question but it’s because that’s the most fair way to spread them them out, so it’s just more even if they were eaten as say, squares, then some slices would just be round on one side flat on the other 3 while everyone else had 4 whole flat sides
@kaibeanss68953 жыл бұрын
It’s with the ccs 2:44
@loganb4763 жыл бұрын
I heard a race car when he asked what super power you would have.
@harrymack35653 жыл бұрын
1: It would depend on the tongue. With a cat for example, due to it having a far rougher tongue it would take less licks to get to the center than it would for a human. 2: I would say no as I do not think milk could be considered a broth. 3: A² + B² = C² 4: Absolutely yes. 5: Depends on the rules. Basically would whatever I choose be stocked to functionality, for example if I brought a gun would it be loaded. If so, I would take a boat with enough supplies and equipment to make it home, otherwise I would take a satellite phone with GPS to contact rescue services. 6: Superman without a shadow of a doubt. Even with preparation time Batman would have literally no chance. Superman could fly at him at hypersonic speeds at ram Batman before the signal left his brain to move turning him into Bat-Mist. Even if Batman had Kryptonite and Superman passed out or died on approach his momentum would still carry him on a course to collide with Batman. 7: I would say yes as it is meat often with condiments encased between bread. I would argue that it is in fact a hoagie. 8: The color is named after the fruit, this is factually provable.(Look it up it is actully quite interesting). 9: Yes they do, they are just not exposed as they traditionally are in mammals, instead residing within the torso. 10: Snort both and see what happens. 11: None, it is a hole, that is the point. 12: The power to choose any superpower I want at any time and unlimited number of times, thus I could have any power I want with no worry of changing my mind. 13: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. 14: Because a circle is the easiest shape to achieve when spinning dough and square boxes are the easiest to produce, store, fold, and use. 15: I believe it is a cruel yet amusing way to trick young children into eating them.
@darealadz49253 жыл бұрын
That round pizza in square boxes then we eat them as triangles question really got me thinking 😂😭