using hemorrhoids to torture people to death

[@alexdaman.]

“More rectal death damnit” Something I never considered hearing upon waking up this morning.

[@RemyWillard]

Me either, but that's a beautiful phrase in this video. -Not so much for reality, but who frickin' cares?-

[@CupcakeNRG]

More unprotected sex, DAMMIT

[@missdire]

With Gray in our lives we need to be prepared to hear anything and everything. Nothing is off limits, and it's a wonderful thing.

[@thelorp5186]

Or any morning, really

[@samcree3051]

Same lol

[@starflythegacha-tuber8106]

I love how Grey’s happiness boosts 100% when he can have an infinitely long names

[@rathodindrajitsinh5816]

That's rookie numbers 😂

[@RoflGD-pt1jn]

@@rathodindrajitsinh5816 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnSmith..]

@@rathodindrajitsinh5816 That's Rookie Numbers.

[@AbsolutelyNobodylol]

GRAY*

[@darknesstheemowolf]

and when he can MAKE PEOPLE DIE AND CUSTOMIZE THERE VICTIMS

[@johngingras]

Gray: *Kills Karen with Hemorrhoids* "Well, it was a pain in the ass but we did it..." +badum-tiss!+

[@crimsonviperess]

I was hoping someone would make this exact comment!!!

[@riktorheverez1068]

*in Gray's voice* A pain in the ass, -laughs- you don't say?

[@yuno7989]

“youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie” ah yes, my favorite Italian name

[@agent-0]

Considering the lenght,I think it's more Spanish

[@jackarmstrong8790]

Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureeimsorrykarenyouwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie

[@thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214]

It’s probably Italian for Karen Lettie SpeakToYourManager!

[@shinyrowlet532]

@@agent-0 What does that have to do

[@BeanBeret]

Im italian and one of my classmates is called like that

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

Body: **fails* Karen: excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!! , I would like to talk to the manager in charge of this BODY!!!

[@feloniousphil7398]

Exactly.

[@lunarwings4481]

Actually, Gray is the manager

[@Ryker_Armada]

geteyey funtime90a shut up KAREN!

[@onionsarecool]

That is funny as H*ll

[@Casparus2003]

@Ethan Ruttinger *CORONAVIRUS* want to talk to the *MANAGER*

[@adman1381]

NPC is thinking: “Oh no. Not Gray. Please kill me quick!” Gray is like: “WE’RE NOT DOING THAT.”

[@szabosandor8783]

Gray: "We don't do that here."

[@seantaggart7382]

@@szabosandor8783 gray: lets do this slowly

[@Acko_Taco]

Nothing like a Full Liquor Bar with a chance of Hemorrhoids

[@InsertUsernameHere_a]

NPC: *wants a quick and painless death* Gray: DESPACITO [dead meme, but not as dead as those AI]

[@legendaryplayer4243]

Oh I'm worryed

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

I’m Italian and the name of the disease checks out.

[@questenonsonogallinemagall2102]

Omg man, I'm Italian too, wtf are we doing here, it's 1 am lol

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

Queste non sono galline Magalli yeah pretty late man.

[@questenonsonogallinemagall2102]

@@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 boh, dovremmo dormire, ma tanto domani la scuola balza soooo

[@beautifulghostface3468]

Do you speak spaghetti and meatballs?

[@SQUAREHEADSAM1912]

jumpscare jokeface yes with extra cheese and pizza.

[@lizziem9596]

Fun fact: there’s actually a separate death animation specifically for major depression. It’s super rare and really hard to get though.

[@dnidaz2553]

And what is it?, suicide?

[@jacksonliu5937]

This feels uncomfortable but still I question what is the animation? Is it the hang? Is it suicide pills? It would be funny if they were killed by hemroids they would fart to death

[@asew7438]

I want to know

[@galaxythefox7432]

@@dnidaz2553 yup. More specifically with a 🔫

[@neoagent3]

@@galaxythefox7432 OH WOW-

[@Gh0uliish]

Gray: “die already!” Karen: *literally immediately dies*

[@barbrawolfe5458]

Yeah

[@ilovemycat_morethanu]

@@FurryQueenYT ithink so.

[@daisymay6505]

Asshole, I feel like I should be offended by this comment because I actually am a gay autistic but I’m far too busy laughing at their stupidity 🤣

[@technoir2045]

@snicker doo no u

[@real_bullseye]

Only Karen that listens to anything anyone says

[@cdc194]

"She's having unprotected sex, how? This is the greatest hospital ever!"

[@thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214]

This guy’s exact words were “She’s having unprotected sex, *HOW?!* Shes in the emergency room! What the hell?! This is the greatest hospital that’s ever made!” But I get what you meant though

[@sivvim]

Those damn doctors

[@_will795]

@@thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 damn congrats man. Hope you’re happy with that comment

[@zipster6393]

that aint a hospital ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TFTN_official]

@@_will795 what are you running on about?

[@mineday209]

Bio Inc.: Please, choose how this person dies. Gray: You shouldn't have done that.

[@LukaLoki201]

Welp

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*Ah*

[@haroldfamulagan1852]

Also gray: ALL DIESIESE

[@dhampir_days]

"that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer" as someone with PCOS, can confirm it's a very annoying, painful experience but hardly lethal at all

[@tersc0911]

Unless you get cervical or uterine cancer, or heart disease, or diabetes, or any of the other things that you are at a higher risk for when you have PCOS

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Painful you say? Well my friend, allow me to offer you a brand new cure for all your ailments! For one small payment of $20.99 youll recieve Doctor Kalashnikovs special pill at the size of 7.62x39! With the proper administration of taking it in the back of the head, you will be free from all diseases and disorders! Order quickly however, before all 30 are gone!

[@e.r.i.n_]

We'll suffer together queen

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

@@6Six6Six6Bruh is it 7.62x39R or 7.62x51mm? It's been a while

[@decom707]

Serious Question: Cant you take Hormone blockers, to block those unwanted hormones?

[@Klekowksii]

5:34 "Does it hurt to pee?" "No." "Is it hard to see?" "No." "I am diagnosing you with HPV." "Aw."

[@errorcluckstv]

doctor Mario [happy-go-lucky music intestifies]

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

8:37

[@Reynsoon]

He also does Brentalfloss's STD's: Gotta Catch 'em all!

[@azure-cladassassin5425]

"You've got mononucleois, halitosis, scoliosis - 15 days is my prognosis, you need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, you'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of meningitis!"

[@Klekowksii]

@@azure-cladassassin5425 As I said, deleted it. If you choose to delete the one I'm replying too, I'll delete this one as well.

[@Fawnkel]

Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer." Me: As some one who has this, yes yes it's awful. End my suffering, please for thee love of god.

[@grantlangkamp1909]

Keep strong

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

Same- He described it perfectly tbh-

[@GlassCoelacanth]

I have it too it's the worst!

[@moemoethecoolest]

I hope you guys are ok

[@c.t.1893]

Wow... Sorry to hear.

[@Superluigi881]

5:34 "YEAH HPV!" Is not something I thought I'd hear in my lifetime.

[@skyvalethe27th82]

Same

[@diego-ps4nz]

i looked at the title and my immediate thought was “oh god this again”

[@deonmurr2830]

Bahahahaha, dude i was like "Wtf have you done now Grae?!"

[@datpixiegirl1920]

Mine was "lol, what? Oh, it's Gray. Makes sense."

[@tecninja3845]

Mine was "ooh torture time"

[@shadowflamelightburst4503]

My thoughts were “heck yeah, more torture, damn it”

[@diego-ps4nz]

Shadowflame Lightburst love that lol

[@nightsong81]

"Hemorrhoids caused the digestive system to collapse, which caused the skeletal system to collapse." ...So, you're saying she shat her bones out?

[@lloydlandrum3040]

Yeah my first thought too

[@camrynkallio1214]

I just spit my water out all over me because I laughed so hard

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Forget guns, all we need is Karen

[@lostinspace8521]

That's the only thing that could have happened

[@SimWyatt]

I'm genuinely starting to believe that Gray is in fact the 21st century reincarnation of Vlad the Impailer

[@mx5497]

Vlad at least cared about his people, while Gray is just pure evil

[@SimWyatt]

I never said Gray was pure evil, he clearly cares for his subscribers, he just also likes to torture people in the most imaginative ways possible

[@seb9636]

Im romanian and vlad the impaler was in fact a very good king and he tortured only the bad people.

[@apolloedwardjohnson1060]

@@SimWyatt You'll change your mind once Gray is finished with the NPCs! He'll subject us to various test, Jigsaw style! 🤣😂

[@Crysta_mchenry]

“PCOS? That sounds awful” It is.

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

Bio inc: Plague inc but you use every single disease on ONE PERSON

[@canihaveapopsicle9576]

Yup, title sounds about right for GrayStillPlays.

[@LukaLoki201]

Yeah

[@SamsterRose]

Why grammar

[@Slight-Confusion]

Gray:" Hmmmmmmm, let's kill characters named Karen with Hemorrhoids!"😀

[@clearlysky00]

Kile C I wonder what goes thru his head 😂😂

[@KiroChisa]

yup

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

[@win132001]

Also Gray:"That was a pain in the ass!"

[@faisfaiz4353]

Fun fact: I actually have 2 hemorrhoids on my asshole 1 it's from last year and other 1 from few days ago. It hurts like hell when you use sharp stuff to cut this thing off. The only option i just need to is only drink ginger.

[@IndigoStorm27]

When your depression prevents you from dieing: Error Task Failed Successfully.

[@s8080_]

Me: gets hemorrhoids KZbin's algorithm: may i offer some Recommendations in this sorrow time?

[@kaz514]

Ganbatte

[@salvadorlehari683]

same

[@LianFenn5891]

Game: * doesn't have a character limit on the name.* Gray: * Writes a whole damn novel* That is very much adequate!

[@JeremyFinch42]

News article: Local florida woman dies from viral infection in her hemorrhoids. Gray: This is the exact reason I subscribed to Vox news.

[@CelNg]

Vox news??? 😂

[@snowman2116]

"i've fallen and i can't get up because Gray refuses to let me."

[@ex-navyspook]

"More people falling, dammit!"

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Oh heck my leg bones are now a fine mist

[@HAXAD]

Challenge: Write the entire "Bee Movie" scrip as the name of the disease.

[@errorcluckstv]

write every single news report about "Florida man" as the name of the disease

[@feloniousphil7398]

*_O H G O D N O_*

[@apollyanna]

it should be her last name. The entire bee movie script. as her last name

[@iamshookadoodledoo649]

Ya like jazz?

[@yooseul__]

no no the message at the start from bees trying to fly

[@rebekahtennenbaum777]

I have PCOS and for some reason it made me so happy when he said “this sounds horrible”

[@05council73]

“Sounds like hemorrhoid fuel” Gray 2020

[@Jetfox967]

Every single Karen: I fear no man, but that thing. *Hemorrhoids* it scares me.

[@darkmonger6244]

Then: Take me to your manager

[@titanicseaturtle3808]

Instead of hemorrhoids its gray

[@moakikuchi5237]

Jetfox967 I fear no manager but that thing...

[@SirCuddlesWorth]

With the way my Health/Conditions are all f***** up, I'm starting to think Gray is in charge of my life, after seeing this...

[@grantlangkamp1909]

Stay strong

[@FlawdaBwoy07]

That PfP really looks like it

[@MrBlobs]

Random Person: Wow what a great day, look at the beautifu- Gray: HAEMORRHOIDS

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

AcTuAlLy, MeGaN, i CaN't SiT aNyWhErE, i HaVe HeMoRrHoIdS!

[@marko9610]

"Sorry, you can't sit here" "Megan? I can't sit anywhere. I HAVE hemorroids~"

[@kawaii_fluffles1743]

Me: scroolin through recommendations Me: sees a video with hemorrhoids in the title Me: definitely a Graystillplays video

[@SharpSquid_12]

"You can't sit with us" "Actually megan I can't sit anywhere I have *hemorrhoids*"

[@swingingduck8960]

souci 12 YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I LOVE YOU

[@SharpSquid_12]

@@swingingduck8960 I couldn't find it so I made it myself, you're welcome

[@dola6354]

Tratarataraaaa

[@LeviathanSushi]

"Satanic Mutant Hemorrhoids" sounds like a kickass name for a death metal band.

[@LeviathanSushi]

Also, as someone who's had hemorrhoids before, Gray's description of them feeling like "a hot poker repeatedly going in and out of your rectum" is painfully accurate.

[@wumbology6072]

Imagine dying in an incredibly drawn out manner- only to hear God laugh at the end

[@carl9022]

Weebus Christ are you giving us hints, my Lord?

[@loveroses4556]

Gray: randomly pees when coughs or sneezes All the girls: wait a minute, that sounds lik-

[@modernmusic52]

"polycystic ovary syndrome. that sounds awful" it is

[@thetruesopop]

I'm stupid, what is it?

[@modernmusic52]

@@thetruesopop basically lots of reproductive issues, shitty periods, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetic issues, sometimes coupled with fatigue.

[@thetruesopop]

@@modernmusic52 ah, sounds like hell

[@modernmusic52]

@@thetruesopop it's very much hell

[@thetruesopop]

@@modernmusic52 I just realized this was a year ago lol Thank you for actually informing me despite this

[@ISplimeI]

2:03 is beautiful. I feast off of human screams. Kinda like Monster's Inc.

[@isplimeisalt9656]

Ok. Cool.

[@matthewboire6843]

Interesting

[@hibana364]

"It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it, we got Karen killed" from... hemorroids? I see what you did there 😂

[@isaiahf-d846]

I don't know if Gray knows what he did there but it was great anyway

[@joe_mama2399]

No one: No single living soul: Gray: more rectal death, dammit!

[@Zanda641]

Karen trying to make a reservation "alright so table for two, may i ask for your name?" "yes, my name is Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureesorrykarenyouwillbespewingrectalfireuntilyoudie" "and how do you spell that" "Its B.."

[@chalkwarrior5542]

For everything else, he says the name of it, but for AIDS he just goes "Jesus". Fair enough, man. Fair enough.

[@symtxlt245]

I forgot, what does AIDS stand for?

[@Koyomix86]

Symtx LT it stands for acquired immunodeficiency syndrome but since this was 3 days ago you probably looked it up

[@symtxlt245]

Oh thanks i actually didn't look it up

[@Thaghettosprincess]

I just got absolutely horrible news and was crying really hard. But Gray playing games and torturing their characters can always make me smile. This is exactly what I needed tonight.

[@evangault1392]

I hope you're feeling better, one stranger to another, have a like

[@Thaghettosprincess]

Evan Gault thank ya sweetheart

[@evangault1392]

@@Thaghettosprincess of course, have a nice day

[@PantherCat64]

"Oh, Alcoholism, I need to get that quickly!" Yeah try and say that out of context to someone.

[@tkb5726]

“This is an Italian name.” Aah understandable.

[@grubhubdad2.079]

What Jane doe is Roblox second user

[@boop3nowurded538]

Aww nerris

[@DangerousDerp]

"It was a pain in the ass.." You're damn right.

[@junipersr]

Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, the sounds awful" Me, a person with PCOS, "It is. It really is."

[@ayarriba9093]

“Well it was a pain in the ass but we finally did it” I like what was done there.

[@fisheegoob]

“Actually, Megan, I cant sit anywhere! I have HEMORRHOIDS” -Vine, the good ol days

[@HunterTheOneAndOnly]

I care here like: actually I can’t sit anywhere! I have *Hemorrhoids*

[@paiget7265]

Sunny Side Up MEGAN

[@jhaneilbarnett1451]

My lil sister can't possibly have hemorrhoids

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Actually *Megan*

[@TerminaC7]

YES ME TOO

[@tredI9100]

ye

[@Nina-fc8ey]

5:53 Um Gray? Have you been drinking tonight? What's Irritabulwow" ?!

[@AngryGerbils]

"The longest, most painful, drawn out death." So, life?

[@sashimiroll5055]

Me: “Mom, I want Plague Inc.” Mom: “We have Plague Inc at home” Plague Inc at home:

[@limenka.]

I think its from the same developers

[@DemoDaBoi]

@@limenka. it isn't.

[@izimatsara]

Yt: 95 comments Also yt: *doesn't show them* Me: fine keep your secrets

[@idk-iu8vn]

Boomer*

[@aquajasper]

That happened to me lol It only had 3 comments tho owo

[@aidan2727]

@@idk-iu8vn thank you boomer

[@AgentTasmania]

None of the comments around here are ever worth reading.

[@aidan2727]

@@AgentTasmania ok boomer

[@MarsyJ0]

Alright so we're checking out the only guy that can make any game hilarious. It's GrayStillPlays

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

More screwing up games in hilarious ways, damn it!

[@BennyLlama39]

You know what this game needs? A FullLiquorBar! (funky music) 😀

[@glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992]

0:58 “Recital fire” Damn that is straight fire

[@ClawvsDoge]

“You can’t sit with us!” *”Actually, Megan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids!”*

[@firespreader2629]

“You can’t sit with us” “Actually Meghan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids”

[@lepusarcticus5363]

"It's not a party until Kidney Stones show up!" This absolutely made my day!

[@chari9291]

"It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it" I see what you did there

[@jordyndavidson3825]

Lmao

[@athenadrakul1400]

7:51 WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

[@bluebirdmoment]

12:30 "It has been a pain in the ass"

[@chipemily6949]

This channel be giving off some "If you're looking for creative ways to kill people then this is your place" kinda vibes lmao love it Hope everyone has an amazing day :)

[@11037idasMDK]

Thanks bruh,and yes this the channel to know how to haave fun killing people

[@Weygand_]

Karen: *literally dies slowly and painfully* *happy music starts playing*

[@abrady0]

When you are morbidly obese And have anorexia . Everyone thats ever had anorexia: what the fric

[@nathalievanhecke6436]

I was once obese but are struggling with anorexia now , definitely possible. First i was diagnosed with atypical anorexia till my weight dropped low enough for the doctors to diagnose it with anorexia nervosa . Lost 130lbs in short period

[@moemoethecoolest]

6:53 it's not a party until KIDNEY STONES show up

[@pandaempirethatsme3821]

Gray in February: kills people with hemorrhoids Gray now: carving planets.ExE

[@Zanta100]

Grey: Well that was a pain in the ass ....YOU DONT SAY???

[@CharlieCat18]

Right after he says “MAJOR DEPRESSION” at 8:15 I got an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends and the fact that it rhymed has me cackling on the floor rn 😂

[@KuniBunny13]

"Polycystic ovarian syndrome... that sounds awful and not as lethal..." It's not fun, but it sounds worse than it is on a regular day xD

[@koopatroopa7968]

12:13 The flatline sound played just as I lost a game against a villager in the campsite.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

What were you playing?

[@carpicabeckers6029]

I'm italian and i can confirm “youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie” is one of the most common italian name of the center regions

[@RYANSCHULTE98]

"It was a pain in the ass, bit we got it done" damn Grey, you are a Savage! Keep up the great work!

[@leonanorris9922]

"I'm not gonna lie the *rinal* system-" I'm sorry. The *what* ?

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

He said Renal he just stressed the letters wrong

[@2137xd]

@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 yo what up mui goku

[@HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto]

Renal, as in kidneys, bladder etc. The parts of your body that filter the pee chemicals out of your blood.

[@paiget7265]

This HAS to be on a shirt please “MORE RECTAL DEATH DAMNIT”

[@vinnylatoria4478]

Gray is an SCP. He takes pleasure in making simulation humans suffer as much as possible.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Well the 05 counsel left a comment… sooo

[@megalacrabtato2519]

2:38 ME: Unfortunately, PITIFUL….!!!! Does SHE Work seven days a week….!!!!???? Because unfortunately…. That’s what my mother does.

[@Noitanis]

I like how Gray went through all the symptoms like a child in a candy store XD

[@E.lysiiian]

gray, I do nothing but watch you all day and I’m always taken by surprised when you upload even though you upload like??? everyday???

[@mzemsh7187]

When I see torture in the title I’m watching

[@tredI9100]

3:08 the doctor's trying to teach her yoga *_E R R O R_** it's **_not_** going to work* 3:17 hey karens colon how are you feeling *_s a d_*

[@-jestacrow-9644]

Gray.. He never ceases to amaze me with his level of... " creativity "

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Either I'm super early or everyone wants death by Starbucks

[@noahbutler4198]

If there’s a game where you can put in as much letters in your name, well than by grays gonna have a good time

[@carolineladage2736]

as a person with a hemorrhoid this is hilarious

[@platygetzkillz627]

F for respecc

[@TripleTrickShot]

@@platygetzkillz627 press X to pay respects

[@lovenature2468]

Same! :(

[@moemoethecoolest]

F

[@claregoggle4724]

@@TripleTrickShot X

[@shinycharizard9221]

1:04 White girl: noooo grey don't make italian jokes like that... *Braincells quit* Me an Italian: dying quietly

[@umbuchscui]

6:15 god making me: Me: BITCH I CANT BREATHE

[@Aynshtaynn]

Gray: **Clicks on "Choose Death"** So you have choosen... Death.

[@adman1381]

Another game I’m surprised Gray hasn’t killed NPS with.

[@GivenFailure]

Gray: "It was a pain in the ass" Karen: "No kidding"

[@sophiebaker3907]

"yeeeeeehh HPV!" Such a gremlin lol Also him ending the video with "well it was a pain is the ass" is very fitting

[@meghanmclean4137]

“What kind of job helps its employees?!?” 🤣

[@isoSw1fty]

If hemorrhoids was a person it would be Morgz.

[@aidan2727]

Ok booner

[@isoSw1fty]

@@aidan2727 ok boner

[@jdawg3074]

Yup, because he’s a pain in the ass 😂

[@quanvo5662]

Gray: “Go to sleep, Karen, go to sleep.” Me; Well, that explained the murderous personality.

[@Nina-fc8ey]

9:37 Yeah...her immune system has already shut down so the chances of survival are like....0 XD

[@malachite2293]

7:19 that's every psychologically doctors goal with children who don't have a say in it lmao

[@CrusadingJello]

"Karen's colon, how are you feeling?" "Saaaad."