Why do Star Wars shows stink SO BAD??? PYEW

[@BubbleFish-hp7is]

‘ farts are a common thing ‘. Best opening to a video ever

[@lbmachine]

"So if you havnt seen these shows consider me jealous" Real 😂

[@Ghostkillaz]

Bro was gone for 5 months and in his first proper video back, his first words are "farts are a common thing", this why I love you 😂😂

[@jacklayne8137]

7:52 bro really does live in Detroit😭😭😭

[@dexx222]

My glorious king with another upload. You are feeding us well my lord.

[@Prosmos1]

Every one of you’re videos is a damn hit man. Keep up the quality work.

[@T_0_R_P_0_D]

The ass pain cannot be undone...

[@t0m0ka85]

🤓🙄

[@T_0_R_P_0_D]

​@@t0m0ka85😊

[@Ali3li7721]

The intro got Batman scratching his head. Also Edging to you rn.

[@Hypnotized1212]

Type shit

[@JOMAX_71]

The intro is a fucking masterpiece

[@its-clanker]

Jomax u were a toxic areal to me once... And u got destoyed as as a max anakin lol whyd u tbagg anyway? Got a video on my yt Chanel so thats proof u tbagged and later got destoyed by a level 233 maul and u were MAX anakin

[@JOMAX_71]

@@its-clanker You proly did something too if i teambagged but anyway its alr, just a game and im sorry if pressing l2 hurt u so much so as to upload killing a random guy and desparately wanting to message him and let him know u killed his max hero. Have a nice day

[@its-clanker]

@@JOMAX_71 didnt hurt me just made me and my clan laugh. Also no all i did was be grievous destroy u guys and i guess u got mad and when u killed me u tbagged but then on the ship phase u died as max ani then 5 minutes later died again but as obi😂

[@JOMAX_71]

@@its-clanker k congrats to u and your 4 man squad, nobody cares

[@its-clanker]

@@JOMAX_71 clearly u care enough to respond every time😂

[@Quick-Gun-999]

Wait he wasn’t joking about uploading?!😂 love to see it

[@mmmmythical]

Andor?? 👀 also welcome back my guy looking forward to seeing where the channel goes from here

[@DaveMaguire]

I don't agree with your take on Kenobi. Everything else is spot on. Kenobi was a war hero, yes. However, bro suffered the loss of constant war, the end of the Jedi Order (everything he knew since childhood), and the betrayal of his best friend/student. His PTSD and survivor's guilt makes sense with the context we've seen him endure in the Prequels and Clone Wars. War veterans can suffer PTSD and still be war heroes because war is cruel. Kenobi is tasked with protecting Luke and doesn't want to attract the Empire's attention. Kenobi saving the other child of Anakin also makes sense because Leia is just as important as Luke. And everything with Vader was handled really well imo. This show is far from perfect, but Kenobi's arc was consistent.

[@canadianrage5224]

Every Star Wars show honestly just looks low production. The quality has dipped the more of these shows they try and push out. Disney should’ve just stuck to Star Wars movies, and animated shows.

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I just woke up from that Nauseous gas and now I’m here

[@guruzilla5163]

Nothing better than to come back from school and edge to Vorpal

[@bigheck143]

Shows like ANDOR and The jedi series, even the new deadpool movie have to fight against Disney to make something good. It's a miracle that rogue one was any good.

[@Ben-rq7he]

Divorced the wife because she tried to kiss me while I was watching this

[@ExisttyPSN]

Our king has returned 😱🐐. loving the gameplay in the background that grevious & maul combo sure is a scary one to face 😂 @1:15 edit: the iden & dooku combo is scary as well 😂

[@Baconman212]

Words cannot describe the horror of Star Wars Disney plus

[@finncoleman4570]

"It's safe to say that Star Wars will be in the hands of Disney for a long time. That is until I get my hands on $65 billion." LET'S START SELLING ORGANS AND GIVING THE STAR WARS GOAT HIMSELF THE MONEY FELLAS

[@isucktrustme8672]

this opening is too good lmao. i love this channel

[@jacksonjennings8728]

I like these shorter video essays keep em coming

[@PotatoSoup58]

This video was in my recommendations. Intro was about farts. Instant sub.

[@FanStam-tf5kz]

What do you think about the acolyte?

[@fredboidafanatic]

1) Love to see you back man; I used to think that Star Wars movies needed Dave Filoni or George Lucas back but you make a really valid point about the need for new perspectives. I trust that eventually we'll get to see more of that, like we did with Andor. 2) I'm really sorry to go off-topic, but I got banned from your discord server because some anti-furry dude kept spam-pinging the mods to do it. He's been spamming my dms with threats and accusations about how I'd "fuck an animal" and disgusting stuff like that so after 2-3 weeks of 59 pings and messages I remaked with a sarcastic "Uh huh, sure buddy. I'm coming for the dog in your backyard." and then he screenshotted that and gaslit a chunk of people into thinking I was a zoophile. I dm'ed one of your mods about it, they unbanned me, but out of nowhere I got banned again with no explanation.

[@meermeer6882]

A+ intro, grabbed my consistent attention. The intro should be used in a college essay.

[@masterismael23]

star wars shows suck because disney makes them and doesnt listen to the fans when it comes to the story. They then try and take shortcuts and make them look cheap and boring. Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett and Mando season 3 are HUMONGOUS WASTED POTENTIAL, what couldve been some of the best shows turned into lazy rushed sloppy and cheap shows.

[@divinefalseprophet]

This video got me so excited I accidentally smashed a wine bottle on my wife's head #LOL

[@carlchristopher7015]

Yo what do you think about andor?

[@DarthMaulEnjoyer]

Who got the“Goddamn bullseye” on their first guess?

[@Refluxing]

Do like a video on watching kotor movies specifically the one with the brothers and say which one characters you had a stronger connection to the brothers or Rey skywalker 😂

[@overtimenoverdue]

Vorpal have you read the Thrawn books

[@nosferatu1474]

that intro... * insert Danny DeVito in shock meme *

[@gage_is_dead]

vorpal why u do me like that in the first 1 min and 30 sec

[@leonardodicaprisun2878]

it feels like they’re missing the point of star wars. nothing feels original anymore and it’s all so boring. the mandalorian and its first season was nice. i liked everything about it, but after that.. it was such a blah storyline. the book of boba fett was so boring and i hated every bit of it… not to mention that they had to bring mando in for an episode or two to keep people watching. i just want something good. is that so hard to ask for? with all these cheesy shows, they could produce something amazing. anyway, it’s good to see you back.

[@beau.007]

Opinion on andor?

[@Prosmos1]

my god yes we’re back in business

[@Rcmorbin]

Vorpal what is your opinion on the bad batch show?

[@dartholiver29]

The intro pulled me in immediately

[@scraylix]

this video made me fucking bust everywhere 10/10

[@joshcull2038]

It’s always a good dinner when vorpal posts

[@blitzwinger999wright6]

Heyyyyy Vorpal. So they did go with Option B and worked on a High Republic series. And good god. Just let Star Wars die at this point. It would be a mercy killing.

[@Kamino_k]

what disgusts me the most is there are people who actually love these new shows and ready to defend it at all times

[@somerandomperson3830]

2 uploads in 2 days I think I just shit myself

[@theheavysleeper2845]

Glad I didn’t bother with the shows. Only saw the clone wars finale and was like that’s enough. Was pissed three episodes were wasted on ahsoka and her meth heads

[@biggiejunko]

watching vorpal talk more shit about the book if boba is a dream come true🙏

[@TheRealCrusader]

The empire stroke back

[@truisbossk6398]

New Era

[@henryhallam5270]

i cant lie that is the best intro of all time.

[@Shockz-1]

I cry of happiness when i see this guy upload

[@POSTERIZED109]

When everyone needed him most.... HE CAME BACK

[@roomie1812]

Great video as always 🔥 good to hear from you again man

[@ryanbrissett9169]

Did you see star war battlefront classic collection

[@Sweezzie]

Disney really killed my passion for star wars, the only new thing that i maybe care about are the video-games but, even then it depends.

[@Alev-ri9lr]

Bro goes half a year with no vids but they are still perfect unlike Ashoka's videos or Liver king's organs

[@GrootGosling]

Vorpal 2 days in a row?

[@Spideysqn_]

MY KING IS BACK

[@Mccpotinc]

The large number of Star Wars fans who just whine and complain about all the new stuff and still praise the prequels are hilarious

[@Aidenpearce117]

Vorpal I would love to see movie reviews from you ❤

[@Yexgehehe]

3rd harry potter was by Alfanso Cuaron u silly little goose

[@PulsedgamingYT]

Idk what's happening at all

[@lordsith-]

disney really shoved our fav characters down the drain didn’t they… 😭 star wars content been hella dry lately 😕

[@DONER_KEBAB_1234]

The GOAT is back🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️

[@luquinhoboterino]

WE ARE SO BACK

[@agentbridger6127]

7:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@spectrebeast]

*this ninja just doesnt miss* 😮‍💨

[@naszirboyd9950]

Those jump swings were so raunchy on a real note 🗒️ though you should get bf2 classic collection🗿

[@meepliss7560]

yessss thanks vorpal for the upload..... love you

[@CrowLawyer]

Its so good to have our lord and savior back once more, dont leave us again lord

[@Refluxing]

Yo vorpal can you do a show review on the acolyte it’s probably the worst show yet and I think you have a chance to roast Disney some more and at the same time milk the situation dry. It’s so funny what Disney is doing and retaliating at the fans with

[@brattygirl12001]

Finally early for a Daddy Vorpal video!!!!🖤 Notice me Senpai!!😍

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

you have been noticed

[@ALCXTRXZ]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l😮

[@lexachu_]

Daddy vorpal coming in clutch with the uploads 2 days in a row❤

[@ALCXTRXZ]

Edging or mewing? 🤫🧏‍♂️

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

why not both 🎉🎉🎉

[@WINNRFPS]

Vorpal miss your videos

[@becki_1312]

Wow he`s alive i love this man

[@MechanicalTy]

bro cooked with this one☠️

[@t0m0ka85]

Who let you near the kitchen? That's shit is 🔥. Keep it going.

[@Caisssss158]

HE IS BACK AGAIN 💪

[@grandmasteryoda6687]

The only good Disney content now is the High Republic

[@Beanzenjoyer76]

2nd most real video of 2024 (beaten out by drake)

[@prestontylerjarvis]

Live, Laugh, Vorpal

[@wwaaazzzzaaaaa]

MARCH IS ABOUT TO BE SOOO FIREE🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK FINALS BRO.. IM WATCHING VORPAL🙏🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️💯🗣️💯💯🗣️

[@Refluxing]

Fire vid bro

[@Spideysqn_]

mando was alr

[@seanurbanic5958]

I love the way this guy talks lol

[@V_SHADOWRISE_V]

Still holding that V card?

[@xxitactical_8723]

Hey father

[@stitch3486]

The Mandalorian is a good show

[@Lord.Solo99]

Alas, the blessings of life's truest form of happiness is upon us, seek not the profound revelations that were once prophesised for here is a seed; one that will blossom into a figure of absolute power and control over the happiness levels in each and every one of us, and so be grateful as you are here now in the heart of the new beginnings, and what will come can only be dreamed of by the very select few who can perceive the future.

[@3sylveon]

purrrr clock it vorpal

[@unbound9621]

fuck he’s so back

[@Spideysqn_]

hey vorpal hru

[@DaffierPig6843]

You have a fascinating obsession with farts and methane gas

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

common daffie L

[@DaffierPig6843]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l understandable

[@mkst177]

VORPAL UPLOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Zlatkomma]

skbidi has better lore thh

[@CxldVision]

Yea it's ass, only good Starwars rn is bad batch

[@isucktrustme8672]

you liking ahsoka series is a big miss from you

[@Scamble142]

WBW is peak

[@Kite430]

very nice

[@thomasfabian1928]

Play warthunder

[@istaebiel1426]

hes back!