FUNNIEST KID TEST ANSWERS

[@VaazkLShorts]

DUOLINGO MEMES TOMMOROW! Drop some ideas!!

[@Blueboy_james]

There’s one that goes”is this cat a Viking?” Edit:not sure what language it starts at

[@sssoggy]

scary duolingo notifications with some stuff IRL (gets duolingo notification and hears knocking on the door)

[@H82luz55]

Can’t wait!

[@ConBotSeven]

Bird kidnaps person

[@Idfk734]

Hexagon Pentagon Octagon yourfamilygone

[@joshslater2426]

These are so funny. It’s best when the teacher plays along and gives the kids some points for creative thinking or being technically right.

[@isaiahmaljaars3109]

most are fake

[@marcusbaker830]

Teachers who give points on creative thinking are a W and not the common conformity and souless obedience like my teachers Dx

[@somegoofykidonyoutubelol]

@@isaiahmaljaars3109🤓

[@IRKnTBot]

@isaiahmaljaars3109I can tell you who wronged the one at 21 seconds.

[@IRKnTBot]

Not the the one at 21 seconds. I know that person. The one that wrote it. Bet you wouldn’t be willing to talk to them.

[@MiguelAntonioN.Peinado]

" saturn was _NOT_ a single lady " we need more teachers like these

[@huntermasters601]

Fr fr we need every teacher to be like this

[@n1ch0l4st8]

The teacher has a nice sense of humor

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@n1ch0l4st8 If a teacher has sense of humor, they wouldn't be a teacher in the first place.

[@soisaus564]

lol how is everyone so gullible this shi is so easy to fake for meme clout, jeez so many idiots

[@yikes-yikes]

1:43 THAT PERSON IS LIKE BATTLE BUNNY BRO (it was originally birthday bunny but it is now battle bunny)

[@NotAU]

the defend your answer one was legendary

[@airam1721]

It's everywhere. It shall never be forgotten

[@Kayden_and_the_imposters]

@@airam1721yea

[@VO1DREAVER]

rest in piece stick man soldier he was a brave man….

[@tsarebylgerochi4496]

@@VO1DREAVER🫡

[@digital_pokemon]

True

[@OwenCatoire]

when you realise it said "micheal jordan" but you red it "Micheal Jackson"

[@FifthColoroftheRainbow]

I literally was watching that one when i read this and you also predicted that i would do that. You must have magic powers

[@susangoforth3867]

When you realize you said red instead of read

[@jasonm1388]

Nice catch with that man!

[@paulmann8570]

Michael Jackson: I just wanna bring love and joy to the world. Michael Jordan: Stop it. *Get some help.*

[@i-destroy-my-paper-boats]

I 🔴 it?

[@NellaJade]

I love when the teachers go along with it

[@eglol]

I don't know who doesn't. Maybe other teachers

[@Alduintheworldeater]

I hate the one who said see me after class The kid used good skills

[@Ilovetitanic-g3q]

3:40 oh god 😳😳😳

[@Ilovetitanic-g3q]

4:17 lol 4:29 4:40

[@Ilovetitanic-g3q]

5:53 im rolling on floorb😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hadeth_a_stepa]

3:07 i hate that teacher

[@lefterismplanas4977]

Most of the comments do xD

[@CrabtasticCrabs]

Sameeee!

[@Sri-Indo]

ikr

[@allahuakbarbombs4life]

i swear

[@Okaysoldier51]

Probably one who screams at students who tap their fingers

[@Justalazighost-xf2me]

I love how the student even wrote the word ‘hell’ in all caps 😂😂 Really made my day

[@d1nodray]

He's right though, that accurately describes high school

[@Justalazighost-xf2me]

@@d1nodray it really does 😅😭.

[@Justalazighost-xf2me]

@Fbi_spiderman YES

[@Bri-loves-TMF]

FR tho, school is HELL

[@Justalazighost-xf2me]

@@Bri-loves-TMF it rlly is lmao

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

1:24 THE TEACHER MARKED IT CORRECT

[@LaserAxe2]

HAHAHAH LOL

[@Angrybirdsbigadventure]

Their not wrong tho

[@Rayan-ds8wb]

"Explain how the cold war started" "No" got me rolling

[@JSBkitty1234]

He/she didn’t deserve the F

[@Servenifer]

the drawing was sick af

[@maxerica69]

The cold war got started when someone messed with the thermostat

[@KaneLivesInDeath]

They even drew the meme 😂

[@DylosphereStudios]

If I was the teacher, I would give this kid an automatic A

[@requiemempire6637]

“1. Get bigger. 2. Shave my head. 3. Be black” I can’t, I just, wow 🤣💀.

[@samibeachboysandfullhousef8765]

It's Michael Jordan

[@HarmonRAB-hp4nk]

I like the bob ate 29 outt 36 candy bars, what does bob have.... diabetes... kids frigging smart

[@Evie_The_Slytherin_Princess]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@paulmann8570]

…Steve Harvey?

[@aurenkleige]

Two things as a High School teacher I learned from this: 1. Students are more clever than we think. 2. Teachers can be absolutely awful at coming up with good questions.

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

Fr though who writes "motivate your answer"? That's just waiting to be exploited

[@saikatchowdhury6141]

This answer has 69 likes so I won't add any more.

[@aurenkleige]

@@saikatchowdhury6141 Unfortunately, some nimrod didn't realize your clever plan and has foiled it. F to pay respects.

[@saikatchowdhury6141]

@aurenkleige How unfortunate. Then I guess I will like it then

[@PorpoiseInATent]

When I was in high school I created a formula that would get me the correct answer a little over half the time, and neither the teacher nor myself could figure out why

[@Mortal_Remi]

Teach me your ways :0

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Hope you wrote It down because maybe you found something by accident

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

I've done similar stuff in algebra 1 and 2. idk why, but I always find shortcuts by accident(probably because im decent at seeing pattern and on online homework when you get a problem wrong it give you a "similar" problem which is basicly the same question same ideas same way of doing things just diffrent numbers so i just get it wrong a bunch of times and look for pattern thats how i found them), like they could have been accual formulas that I found because I even found out when it did and didn't work, sadly I don't remember what it was just the general idea of what you were supposed to do for it to work

[@voidnoob357]

one time i was playing a pyramid rubik cube or smth as a child and accidently created my own formula to solve it but now i forgor

[@charmyzard]

Pass for analysis?

[@dreamtraveler86]

Teacher: "Motivate your answer" Kid: "Go Answer GO!"

[@stephaniekirkland7324]

Yes

[@octaviusmorlock]

4:38 That kid is right. If the temperature was 98.7°F: It be like 80bpm. But the question says C. So, as your heart is close to boiling, I honestly hope it's 0. Edit: Uh... I know you misspoke at 16:00, but those are two _very_ different words.

[@swifferzap9122]

it said C on it too

[@dinoshaz1909]

7:48 the saitama drawing is better than any drawing ive ever made

[@umuhyacinth6144]

The teacher drew it.

[@arthurmartin4616]

If you have 2 legs, you have more than the average number of legs.

[@Dante_The_Great]

Stop... Just stop.

[@obambagaming1467]

That is correct

[@IrelandisrugbyGOAT]

I guess, bcuz there are some people who have only 1 leg as well so they bring the average down to like 1.9999999999999999 legs

[@obambagaming1467]

@@IrelandisrugbyGOAT or no legs at all

[@IrelandisrugbyGOAT]

Very true

[@alexia3552]

3:20 _actually correct answers oh my god_

[@TheYeet7000]

The kid who has a mental problem, (which is normal, im not tryna be mean)

[@TopTierGamerMan]

7:55 “WE DID METH” I’m fucking dying.

[@Bad_animationz]

SAME

[@hhf20productions9]

Jesse, we need to work

[@jaidenkwan]

What is happening in that kindergarten?

[@dalton7898]

@@jaidenkwan They got a chemistry teacher from a college as a sub

[@bluesheepredanimationskind7690]

I have literally been giggling and chuckling at myself the entire video there has not been a single second where I have not been laughing this is hilarious

[@spin_10]

7:42 best teacher ever for drawing a saitama with the ok face

[@iraroychoudhury5476]

Idk how but in the timestamp you posted, the handwriting awfully looks like one of my teacher's handwritting💀

[@spin_10]

@@iraroychoudhury5476 lol same

[@billmarkle7672]

Yo it’s swight!!

[@deanmachine5749]

One of many videos to cure depression. Truly a video to giggle at. P.S. The “They don’t have McDonald’s” answer got me crying with laughter.

[@sQuEeZyMaN13]

1:05. Yes, correct. The teacher did not specify the type of clock. Sundials, anyone?

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

Me: _uses a wibbly Cesium atom_

[@TheRealJohnHelldiverfr]

Me: uses a compass

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

Man that's what I was saying you gotta be specific on things like that or things like this happen

[@KitKatBanana]

if i was a teacher, i would totally give a kid full credit for a sundial drawing if they could do it accurately

[@Sum67]

CORRECT! You win _”nothing”_ but a school trophy!

[@BaePlatinum]

3:52 I love that this was marked as correct. 😂

[@MereanaMordegardGlesgorvv]

Yeah its because saying no is a risk because you could get in trouble so the teacher put a checkmark😂

[@Lorekeeper49]

Actually, I don't know if it was. In my elementary, a checkmark meant it was wrong

[@crackermanuelgd]

​@@Lorekeeper49Yeah but thay is an anomaly

[@dejesusramirezjavier5834]

i mean... is a valgue answer

[@budgiesmsmaccount302]

@@Lorekeeper49that happened to me too, if it was right it was left blank, if it was wrong it was checked and given an explanation Then it was swapped when I got to high school

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

I'm such a procrastinator that I pay the maximum attention in class so I understand everything and can skip studying

[@karlcole5617]

sighs me too

[@CrabtasticCrabs]

Sameeee

[@reinbew62]

These kids are smarter than the teachers anticipated.

[@Aye_chillman128]

Lol

[@JamesDavy2009]

Or they have a future on r/maliciouscompliance.

[@Lexielovescats]

whoever made the meme art at 1:38 needs graduation.

[@sammysosij4205]

Whoever made that shouldn’t be doing history class they should be doing Art 😂

[@Mikey_xx_]

Decent info, but the cuts to the next item were quite quick. Even the blur cover wasn't completely removed before it skipped to the next.

[@cosmocode75]

7:31 He's kinda correct

[@lauraholm6942]

I gave a somewhat weird answer to a test once, the question was something along the lines of “what do we do if a supervolcano erupts?” and I wrote “Mars or accept fate” as we had just been told it could be the end of us if it ever happened

[@TightSweaters4]

How was it marked?

[@lauraholm6942]

@@TightSweaters4 "correct" xD

[@JacobsCoffee28]

@@lauraholm6942 well it is, lucky you xD

[@grahamdamberger7130]

I don't know what's more funny. The answers given or the teacher's comments/feedback from grading them.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Yes.

[@Blazee-themenace]

The 'why do we have to pay taxes' question killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheGoodLuc]

So true! 😁

[@_AstaLily]

8:09 You laughing at this made my day lol

[@Rishan_gaming1]

2:13 how tf did the teacher not get that madd

[@Mylob44]

Sometimes your allowed to curse in college

[@donisamwentete5079]

School test be funny as hell☠️

[@Campbloxxer]

which one

[@gaigan742]

i remember that in my class there was an art test,one of my class mates arrived at a question that was like "name the city where this statue was created" he wrote all the Italian cities he remembered,as i asked him why,he responded:"well,one of them must be right"

[@lightyeti589]

once when i was in grade 4 we had to do something about momentum and the first question was about force or something and i wrote "the dark side is a path way to many powers some consider to be unnatural"

[@Henk-km6hy]

I mean, you were technically right?

[@hoshitoshi]

omg the one at 0:34 i had a professor who would respond to my doodles, tho it was only with words but it was so funny LOL i doodled a bunch of little cats whenever i was thinking, so then the entire sides of my papers would be covered in cats. one doodle was a cat committing arson and my professor wrote something along the lines of "my cat does this too" LMFAOO....

[@itshenrystickminofficial]

0:19 The person who wrote the answer relates us on so many levels

[@that_brass_guyy]

12:37 First glance got me, I thought they were all deceased for a second 😅😂

[@ΑνίκητοςΓιαννούδης]

The students deserve better grades just for giving these clever answers.

[@CrabtasticCrabs]

Or at least not getting in trouble! These kids r geniuses don’t punish them

[@ΑνίκητοςΓιαννούδης]

@@CrabtasticCrabs Fr

[@THEknightgamingOfficial]

14:48 chuck norris was once pulled over for speeding. He let the cops off with a warning.

[@Idk-j1b9z]

1:15 "can you draw this ship?" "No" 💀😭

[@QuaxtonFR]

7:55 as a former kindergartener, i can confirm this is what we did every day

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

1:22 GIGACHAD ENERGY

[@T_T000]

👍

[@Wierd_Existing]

"defend your answer" deserves an A+ if i was the teacher 🤣

[@i.aint.worr1ed]

2:57 SECOND STEPS THE NOSTALGIA😭😭 Edit: nvm that aint nostalgic…💀

[@elizabaker5370]

3:10 the kid is not wrong and yet the teacher still gives him a bad grade maybe the teacher just hates him

[@coleesyt]

HE EVEN SPELLED “ARE” SO IT SHOULD TECHNICALLY BE A FOUR!!! *FIRE THIS TEACHERRRR*

[@SaintDuder]

@@coleesytARE was also at the top

[@bloodred255]

if the assignment is a small clock that shows 10 minutes past eleven, a digital clock at 11:10 seems fine to me. fail the teacher.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Few people use analogue clocks nowadays.

[@TexTra734]

3:11 how could the teacher do them like that

[@Dephyrus]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@albertgonzalez6384]

This is the type of teacher who crushes children’s dreams and tell them that Santa isn’t real >:((((((((

[@Dephyrus]

@@albertgonzalez6384 yuh!!!!! >:(

[@chesaad1108]

That's evil af 😢

[@jiren00]

This teacher must be fired

[@Kanej_lover27]

"How to solve overpopulation?" "He hunger games" 😂

[@MereanaMordegardGlesgorvv]

6:30 AYOOOOOO TEACHER WHATS WITH THE I DO READ THEM AND THE WINK?! AYOOOOOO

[@lilboysoldier2]

0:52 “ I want to be Michael Jackson when I grow up” The paper: I want to be Michael Jordan when I grow up

[@OfficialSylvantianAUTTP]

*_“If a country can’t figure it out, how can I?”_*

[@larkmoon]

"Pls don't let me live on my own I spent 32$ on Asparagus," Got me rollin

[@jacklazzaro9820]

3:35 Music: Apatos Day hub (Sonic Unleashed)

[@Klyzore]

3:12 bro should just rewrite the whole school system

[@Canary_10]

They only got a 3/10😭

[@IndianaBall262]

7:35 Had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

[@tperk]

HA HA HA 3:34 welcome to the team, Doctor. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

[@HungryWarden]

9:34 same here, I don’t study and still pass most tests.

[@YayerSlayer2012]

2:46 he may be the next einstein

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

He even got extra marks for it

[@greengrass1207]

My teacher's last name is actually "Hell". So when we speak to him, we always have to say Mr. Hell...but he is the nicest teacher in the whole school 🤔

[@kennygalloway1528]

You broke your arm what do you do ? Me:get the frick over it!

[@N1ghtW0lfEcho]

4:25 I’m sorry but the way you pronounced guerrillas pretty much as gorillas has me dead

[@ChicagoMel23]

That is how it's pronounced

[@Mylob44]

12:37 “I gently open the door” sayo-Nara theme starts to play

[@Lovuschka]

10:00 Actually the correct answer. Love leads to more people on Earth. Now, of course, you could argue if humanity is the strongest force on Earth. But a lot of humanity's achievements were created out of love: Artists, musicians, all with their love for their art, or just for money. The love for knowledge enabled scientific innovations. Humans even went to the Moon, shot probes outside the Solar System, discovered the entire universe. And due to the love for their country, people also created nuclear weapons, able to exterminate all of mankind, and most life on this planet, in minutes. Is there really any stronger force on Earth? I doubt it. As such, the answer is absolutely correct in my opinion. Indeed love is the strongest force on Earth.

[@FlurryMcCoolio]

Amen brother

[@PrimalPower]

I would have put the "strong force"

[@splashmanej3]

teacher of the year: 0:29

[@ttrsgod9902]

The Eyelash Fairy💀💀💀

[@big_numbers]

5:09 Bro a stop sign is an octagon 💀

[@SpaceyOSC]

What octagon

[@JuiceK1ng0range]

i can confirm that bacon is in fact the answer to everything.

[@CorbinTrimue-ez4pp]

0:52 you mean Michael Jordan?

[@clockmanedits]

Defend your answer proves he wants to be a soldier when he grows up💀

[@Lovuschka]

1:04 is actually correct. Teacher can't read the clock.

[@JamesDavy2009]

I noticed that fewer people can read an analogue clock nowadays than when I was a kid. A big factor is the prevalence of digital clocks on PCs and smartphones.

[@MrGeneus]

picture:i want to be michel jordan when i grow up guy: i want to be michel jackson when i grow up

[@d4zzlingst4r]

8:47 I love teachers who actually play along and who are nice 😭☺️

[@ebizhuo]

The poop pee fart one was legendary

[@eillenelora5794]

me when I saw the meme from the 1:43 I am definitely going to use that for my next upcoming exams

[@TophinatorStreams]

Teachers being taught that their questions are like an evil Jinn’s wishes. You MUST be specific. 😂

[@JamesDavy2009]

The blame may not always lie with the teachers.

[@Prince-Bucket]

11:48 you can keep your Picassos and Van Goghs. This is real art

[@cuddlepaws4423]

That was really funny. It is surprising how funny kids can be with literal answers to the questions and piss takes. Their honesty is often the funniest part. It was also refreshing to see the teacher responses were also rather humorous. I can imagine these particular teachers were also popular with the kids.

[@averagelightningenjoyer285]

16:00 nobody gonna talk about how he said erotic and not exotic?

[@ellamartintsova5615]

true

[@Bananas_aretasty1]

"Almost there..." The teacher following and doing the u shall not pass was just perfect!😂

[@user-xy5yg6se1k]

4:18 i am afraid of this kid and so should you

[@Kiahdavis-d8q]

2:13 THAT IS F$&@ SCHOOL WORK?!??!?!?!?!? 😭

[@missseaweed2462]

6:50 This one might be my favorite.

[@Omicroxx]

6:32 I think the kid was dyslexic and read "raft" as "fart."

[@SansTheskeleton-wz2my]

3:31 how

[@master_of_cats]

wait a minute

[@CraigDaBrute838]

“Provide an example of a risk.” “No.” He risked it

[@asapman09]

What a good morning it is when Vaazkl uploads

[@stevarino1989]

This is probably the best part of being a teacher, the ridiculous homework/test answers. I remember when I was in like, 3rd or 4th grade, giving a couple of smartass answers and my teacher couldn’t help but laugh 🤣

[@jaymesthededengine5237]

14:01 Napoleon didn't even die at a battle this is either a trick question or a completely unfair bullshit question

[@jujufoxie.-.]

Didn’t he die in exile or something?

[@jaymesthededengine5237]

@@jujufoxie.-. Yea, on a British Island called "Saint Helena"

[@jujufoxie.-.]

@@jaymesthededengine5237 oki thx

[@JamesDavy2009]

It's like being asked what year Columbus discovered America. Spoiler alert: the answer is "never happened".

[@KingOfAmerica8888]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Harrow567]

2:09 bro, that’s me😂

[@happyfamily7375]

I will get a cat i will love the cat i will get tips for the cat if the cat hates me then i am sad

[@Random_Human_Person]

How is the kid wrong? Past in this instance means after. 11:10 is ten minutes past eleven. Is the teacher taking issue with how he drew a digital alarm clock? Then he or she should’ve specified. Even back then young people weren’t accustomed to analog clocks. For a long time, digital clocks have been the only ones people really rely on. If one finds there’s no reason to learn something, they won’t.

[@saphirestorm7952]

Okay, noted, you'll probably be like 2 other commenters I find often of a person with a pfp of a franchise I like who seems to appear in many different places

[@Random_Human_Person]

@@saphirestorm7952 It’s you again! How’ve you been?

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

My father is a clock enthusiast, so I grew up around lots of analogue clocks in the '90s.

[@saphirestorm7952]

@@Random_Human_Person The newer reply reminded me of this comment, and when I saw 3 replies instead of 2, I checked incase I missed something, and yeah turns out KZbin did that annoying thing again where they just don't show me notifications anywhere for replies, this is like the tenth time it's done it in 3 months. Eitherway, even though it's been a month, I've thankfully been doing pretty well and am currently trying to save a good amount of money so that way when the upcoming Dialovers merch comes out I can manage to pay someone in Japan to get them all for me, because the merch is all adorable this time and I doubt anyone will be reselling it all

[@General_elgato]

"Marcus was on steroids" LOL

[@Wolfsinga18]

5:16 That's Darwin's Theory of Evolution

[@dipanwitamandal7289]

Naw that's lamarcks theory Inheritance of Acquired Characters HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB

[@zoeysavino709]

4:45 "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" 💀💀💀

[@RayAkuma]

These kids are the literal definition of "why are you booing, I'm right!"

[@NightinLark]

3:03 This kid was taking notes

[@abatayolynmar]

Name a solid poop, name a liquid pee, name a gas, fart💀💀💀💀 that answer got me💀💀💀💀

[@abatayolynmar]

No reply gimme a reply

[@9fears]

REal

[@Namadicus49940]

7:55 *we did meth 💀

[@dabaconrblx441]

😂😂

[@chansingh5065]

Like methan

[@TeensyTunes4U]

Methematically speaking…