Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix

[@emilyrobbins3238]

When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium

[@morgantorium]

you have a good sense of humor

[@bklynsheep]

Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.

[@manjensen1710]

​@@morgantorium Pun intended

[@orangesilver8]

Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.

[@bklynsheep]

orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html

[@belsnickel9568]

Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.

[@akber5686]

When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection

[@stormwatcher1299]

Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute

[@kretendebil2126]

Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂

[@Jack1rules]

Did þou?

[@FunkmasterRick]

@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.

[@eypick6987]

When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village

[@redbeardhomes]

you liked because he used the word lad*

[@eypick6987]

But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village

[@punic4045]

And the only one left

[@claramachado9882]

i laughed

[@thecarebearstare5980]

When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand

[@heather9857]

LOL

[@OnyxAmethystMidnight]

😂😂😂

[@worthfightingfor2299]

I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.

[@Hanzyl]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@verycoolperson46]

It doth be liketh that

[@runthroughthejungle5492]

When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.

[@FrejthKing]

Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day

[@alienbastard55]

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer

[@alienbastard55]

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king

[@agsrf6479]

Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!

[@azaram8133]

Friend hands me lyre Friend: Thee bett’r not playeth sinful melodies Me:

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

I maketh no promises

[@electrawolf5855]

Hold myne ale!

[@keyspirits95]

Thou betterth not play filth

[@historymaker118]

Anyway, hereth is wonderwall

[@GoldnDusty]

A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!

[@comeinwitthemilk4036]

This beat droppeth harder than the executioner's axe

[@lloydbautista2055]

Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@lloydbautista2055 I always thought it was more disgraceful since it allowed the person to die on its knees

[@lloydbautista2055]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@lloydbautista2055 ah thanks

[@sakesaurus]

@@lloydbautista2055 in which case the thing that dropped was the thief's hanged body, serves him right!

[@ely.lingss]

wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.

[@OnyxAmethystMidnight]

Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂

[@evelyngrancke4725]

Que bello comentario😊

[@turntable2]

Companion: *hands me lute* Companion: "Thou hast betre not pleye filth." Me:

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Callefang YEETETH

[@Red_Foxxy_Fox]

fucking lol

[@craighoward7313]

Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1

[@Triunity4]

play him some filthy frank next time.

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.

[@namesarestupid9099]

When thy village's fairest maiden, gives thou a peek at her ankles

[@akii392]

nice ;)

[@MW_Asura]

@@akii392 The lady art a wench

[@DrIsis]

@@MW_Asura wench patrol

[@galenusv7831]

Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans. That's more of a victorian era thing.

[@heatherv3417]

Yon lady doeth like to tease.

[@dfskle]

When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it

[@paullangford8179]

Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)

[@solospirit8742]

@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂

[@DetectiveNyx]

When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own

[@donaldtuck6391]

El protein

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

Funk...bahahahahaa

[@corvuscallosum5079]

when you finally get your trebuchet license

[@leptiricaaa]

Thou speaketh the truth

[@T_Way]

Tis True my fair gentleman or lady

[@robertbruce5489]

I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol

[@Rolig-s6d]

thou shall spare me 10 shillings

[@riverpyrate]

Can confirmeth, trebuchet certified I be

[@janprenc1583]

When you're so late for the comment section, and now Constantinople is Istanbul

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

My sides!

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

Víctor Andrés Piña González Not even a Turkish cannon could melt those sides. It must have been an inside job!

[@whosaidthat84]

I guess they liked it better that way

[@joso5681]

"Take me back to Constantinople, no you can't go back..."

[@mert5660]

istanbul also greek name. while the roma and byzantium times, citizens were calling the city as istanbul. constantinapoli means 'constantin's city' in the latin language. EVEN THE OTTOMAN SULTANS CALLED THE CİTY AS "KONSTANTİNİYE". because the sultans were claiming they are the new caesar family. after the turkey's republic revolation, atatürk changed the city's official name as istanbul because "konstantiniye" was impliying the royality's conqueror over the people.

[@yuhboi6816]

I: Brother, passe me thine auxiliary corde He: Thou hast beste not playe trash I:

[@colin-campbell]

By far the best one.

[@nope2603]

Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.

[@adeepthought8148]

Best one :DDD

[@disappointedfather9394]

Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10

[@Repulse96]

lute*

[@radimpetricek]

When they finally finish the building you designed 200 years ago.

[@michaelfitzgerald3467]

Lulz... Best comment.

[@brandenmanuel2037]

LOL!

[@rottenp3741]

lmao

[@JakubVincencNovak]

Jak to potom bude znít, až dokončí katedrálu sv. Víta... :-D

[@volkerrachow5170]

Sounds like the BER Airport in Berlin Germany

[@NiallMor]

Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.

[@imanacer]

Cry ye "woot"!

[@nathanmuller2933]

​@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.

[@mareksicinski3726]

Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer

[@NiallMor]

@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!

[@v-j-n5574]

😂😂

[@hello1868]

Whence the bard’s music slapeth so hard thy manor sets aflame

[@ragingbrock9523]

I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard

[@badartxd]

And so does the bard, for being a witch

[@r4ym4n4]

At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥

[@luitheinsnape5072]

Oh, I'm a bard

[@sharonsartisticcorner1195]

Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.

[@Tmp866]

When you neighbor coughed on you and its been a week and you haven't died yet.

[@paolaemmarald5395]

Tmp866 epic win

[@SignificantPressure100]

Hilarious!

[@squakrock]

So inaccurate lol

[@wes6363]

Whenst the witch be burned, and hearth tended, Singst thou of thyself and bairns numbered thirteene That thee hath not perished.

[@mortalclown3812]

Best comment

[@calvinf9218]

When thine education hath been cancellèd due to another plague outbreak

[@tximistarissole]

Underrated as fuck my dude

[@skylerb9594]

wrong time period of english and wrong spelling too

[@calvinf9218]

@@skylerb9594 oh thanks 🙄

[@sp8222]

Yep.

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

@@skylerb9594 you must be fun at parties

[@Richardsoundso]

This mix is harder than my bread

[@Wavemaninawe]

These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.

[@rytlocknroll]

Harder than medieval bread?

[@sapphoshoe]

when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft

[@ladyviola2685]

Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@idekanymore8361]

You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..

[@sapphoshoe]

Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean

[@sapphoshoe]

Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days

[@ryanside7095]

When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply

[@fleuriaaria5662]

The rats are already there no need

[@Unreissued]

My favorite

[@coolstorybro4719]

When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub

[@crispy_1347]

Yeah

[@emperorbartu2414]

Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that

[@squatking77]

Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!

[@SenorTucano]

Hail fellow 👋 , well met!

[@s.gallagher4851]

I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.

[@tuckerprice5521]

@@s.gallagher4851 *ales

[@Tatiana-cn6sp]

I think someone needs to balance my humors because this lute is sick

[@iwakuralain1459]

Sick like the plague

[@someguy786]

Tatiana this is probably the best comment posted to this video!

[@honeywasp7839]

Yes thine brother

[@kiiera]

THIS IS THE BEST HISTORY JOKE IVE SEEN IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

Someone get the leeches the duchess hath passed out on the dance floor.

[@ivanbukac4618]

I come here every 4 moons just to read the new parcel of comments.

[@TheSunderingSea]

Ivan Bukac indeed, thy beat crashes harder then the Serbian Empire

[@laconstanza6640]

I wager thou art not disappointed?

[@madeline5138]

prithee make this a religious habit

[@isaiahschmit1996]

Indeed, I make haste to partake in viewing other parcels

[@kingaragornii9940]

@Ivan Bukac *Where Art Thou?*

[@pinkrat1070]

whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych

[@nuttynoah5342]

*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.

[@rashoietolan3047]

Relatable Because sigils And Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫

[@achild2943]

Mia Jones sneak 100

[@phenylalanine7392]

proud to be the 666th like

[@paranoidandroid6095]

nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine

[@cas1994]

The year is 2022 Plague: Check War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check Civil Strife: Check Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix

[@lo-bu2941]

💀💀

[@megustalapizzaxd2463]

🥶💀

[@stevenavakian5250]

As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes

[@DmytroHolub_wwod]

@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown

[@puppymoe]

“Come hither fool!” *_the fool jingled miserably across the floor._*

[@fayetaylor6293]

ʚaishiteruɞ me. I am the fool.

[@cxsmicking17]

I rly wanna know what book that’s from though like holy shit

[@fayetaylor6293]

Kat Kit Wyrd sisters by Terry Pratchett

[@emperor_rat]

@@fayetaylor6293 Of course it was Terry Pratchett lmao

[@dulcet8737]

gg 1000th like

[@ThinkAbstract]

Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.

[@nargalda773]

Medical student rule #1!

[@vallisdaemonvm7026]

Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road

[@Slashco]

Bringeth on the ale and wenches!

[@vallisdaemonvm7026]

Troncoso you're right

[@UranijaZeus]

Except syphilis.

[@joshblair3745]

When your child survives past 5.

[@SeanE2daJ1]

187 likes? Lol, the irony (Death)

[@david-1b507]

Lmao

[@Leoisntaleo]

anti-vaxxers be like

[@axel9o93o3]

Mine didn't. Thx ! RIP Titouan

[@coffeesimp6492]

Ugh, just because you vaccinate your kids doesn’t mean you get to post it on irrelevant videos 🙄🙄🙄

[@Skyrimkid9800]

I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.

[@stevenavakian5250]

They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later

[@Petr75661]

Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.

[@agaba5500]

dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done

[@jvharbin8337]

What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?

[@jvharbin8337]

​@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son

[@CK_Godoth]

Yayy😂

[@BelleFlower15]

Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud

[@humbleguardsman5578]

@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!

[@randomgai7531]

Named Meg

[@thatguy-uz4vq]

Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?

[@GD-iu6ud]

When yer goat is found innocent of witchcraft

[@eneko1714]

666 likes. Mindblow.

[@oatmeal7563]

Djali *cries*

[@shamalamadingdong4536]

*Slideth to the left* *Slideth to the right* *Criss crosseth* *Criss crosseth* *Ev'rybody clapeth thy hands*

[@dovehq1031]

Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor

[@da1t036]

*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*

[@strongbear3369]

LMAO

[@sabrinaschantz]

HAHHAHAHA

[@smackedinthejaw]

My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!

[@DerHerrMitR]

2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.

[@armandonobrega5282]

Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.

[@Mikri90]

Indeed, we shall protect this comment section at all costs.

[@shoshanahantman3863]

Verily!

[@loganstafford249]

When the newly born Hapsburg child only has one club foot instead of two

[@Erica-nf2tj]

Nice

[@aulendilthegreat873]

kek

[@Jessi-44]

That’s closer to our own current time line, but yeah, I get you. And it is quite funny.

[@zombiedragoons]

@@Jessi-44 well, the habsburgs have existed since the late 1200s so i would say it is quite accurate

[@sian6894]

😂😂

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

Listening to this while playing Grand Theft Carriage.

[@dramalexi]

Playing Red Dead Redemption I was thininking I was playing Grand Theft Horses, but Grand Theft Carriage sounds better :D

[@teacup5640]

Btw, Rockstar absolutely should make medieval theme game, It'll be a legendary thing

[@thenightreaper8533]

@@teacup5640 i remember reading a while ago that they were making a medieval game .

[@franciscocarter226]

I prefer Red Dead Renaissance

[@Sopel429]

It's a real game and it's called Rustler

[@stickerhappying]

sometimes i go here just to read the comments and the music is my background noise

[@iwakuralain1459]

Same

[@fallonfireblade4404]

LOL me too

[@talginat4958]

Me too, bro

[@karljonson3287]

Hey... No better way to spend my time

[@0a0b68]

Yes!

[@lucianovalderrama5497]

I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece

[@meredithcole2862]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kenny187ful]

15? Calm down, old man

[@DidymusAldus]

On point

[@Jiub_SN]

15? Get your ass back to the nursing home

[@onetwoDB]

To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth

[@fatherdjungelskog]

_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

_why_

[@kindasortanice]

@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not

[@azureina1004]

Thy lord has blessed this comment section

[@aliyarubinstein6587]

😂😂😂

[@dorkmax7073]

Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene And proclaim they: It be superior to thine It be in mine power to teach thee, But it would come at cost.

[@snazziera9407]

Milkshake 😂😂😂😂

[@hide904]

'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.

[@fcv4616]

You're a genius!!!

[@hanswurst2189]

this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on KZbin

[@ayndie38]

😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!

[@sattlermusic2402]

Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.

[@friedpotatoes1509]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ludwigvanbeethoven5176]

HMMMM...?!

[@bwimmin6626]

'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history

[@one_man_community]

This is the best comment ever created.

[@Devin_Davis]

I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.

[@Em-fw5lf]

I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career

[@Em-fw5lf]

@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?

[@Em-fw5lf]

@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

​@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field? also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well. (sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at [e-mail], just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)

[@itsfrediguess7844]

Me: where art thou joe? Teacher: whomst art thou joe? Me: Joe be thine mother! Class:

[@nosurfzone9457]

Freddo of Columbus Yea, the fire burneth hot, hotter than the sun that shineth o’er the earth, for the children snickereth o’er their iniquities

[@nosurfzone9457]

Freddo of Columbus “You just got roasted, lol”

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

"I wouldst be inquiringe of the whereaboutes of Joseph" "whomst be this Joseph that thou speake of?" "joseph mater"

[@popepiusxv]

Me: where art thou joe? The Smith's Master: whomst art thou joe? Me: Joe be thine mother! Other smith's aprentices:

[@pulpypal953]

The silence of the class is struck with awe.

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds before you shall perish. Me:

[@crabcakesgaming]

Aye

[@G0LD3NR0D]

@Frederick Ardila the doctor was being formal. You is a formal pronoun whereas Thou is informal.

[@franzferdinand5810]

this is even more lit than london in 1666

[@Imlaor25]

Too soon

[@cosmaschrey]

buuuurned

[@syahran1518]

but it was almost 400 years ago

[@marcusgodioso277]

yassine el allati what happened at London 1666

[@franzferdinand5810]

Marcus Mgodioso the whole city went up in flames

[@cambs0181]

This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!

[@fab_62]

Bien parler , camarade !

[@algo_asi3310]

El templo es un voto de por vida. Un acto de entrega y sacrificio. No tu viaje de intercambio de estudiante. 😂

[@joshhyman894]

When your parents arrange your marriage with the blacksmith’s cute daughter

[@AverageAlien]

Discard thy fair maidens, begin to posses an increased ownership of thoust currency

[@matheuspimentel3232]

Avert thy eyes from upon thy fair maidens' beauty for tis is but fleeting As with thy nation's glory and cause, tis lasts eternal

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@AverageAlien Vacate thyself from this Holy of places semitic one

[@AverageAlien]

@@fiddlesticks7245 Are ye accusing I of being a greedy dog? A great offence ye have caused, I shall have a court decide upon your fate

[@ciroeverton9022]

You better prepare against the goblins

[@TheGoldMikey]

When your neighbour sheep dies and you have not been accused of witchcraft

[@djkingcock434]

_szsx that wasn’t medevial that was late renissance

[@robynpainter7469]

I showed thee mine own ankle please respondeth

[@timtams5283]

Calm thyself, Harlot

[@gravekingdamien7244]

@@timtams5283 Woot the fock is goion hea?!

[@darthtaiter]

Thy ankle pale, slender and sweetly round; a sight to which the heart resounds.

[@marcus9441]

*REMOVE THYSELF MENDACIOUS TEMPTRESS* Or i shall have you tried for witchcraft

[@fatherdjungelskog]

thine ankle starteth a kindling in mine loins!

[@katieinnis6669]

I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic

[@mrschizo2837]

Scandalous harlot

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

Heresy

[@justaweeb9086]

@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

@@justaweeb9086 Objection

[@Wolf6119]

Harlot!

[@inigoaraluce8493]

Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.

[@kaisailona685]

Potato ? What's that ?

[@basiert]

There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...

[@juggeist]

Potato is that some kind of turnip?

[@strongbear3369]

@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?

[@MH-up1xe]

Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else

[@iknowwhaturthinkin2275]

When the Baron only taxes 70% of your crop yield

[@mattk6719]

Harken! Beware, yonder "Green New Deal" this way doest cometh breathing fire!

[@johnstajduhar9617]

When thy doctor prescribes thee the dankest of mushrooms and herb for the ghosts in thy blood

[@patavinity1262]

*prescribes thee

[@erykk3847]

@@patavinity1262 huzzah a man of grammar

[@fauxshizl]

*barber

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@patavinity1262 I thought this said *prescribes pee. That would be way funnier than a grammar correction

[@user-zn4is8no7z]

Quite Only the dankest.

[@mikulasnevidal5032]

Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague

[@spacenomad4477]

Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌

[@milosstepanovic336]

See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…

[@jerryczech953]

proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂

[@timothygrayson]

Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?

[@timothygrayson]

​@@jerryczech953lol

[@austinbrown4707]

When the merchants come back with new spices making the total number of flavors roughly 4

[@brcfrmn01]

Roughly

[@austinbrown4707]

@I love play my bass guitar Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"

[@Henry-hd3iu]

Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh

[@AverageWagie]

There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.

[@pepsiman1488]

Sweet! Horseradish!

[@gabriellapribyl101]

lofi beats to kill/duel to

[@mehraneh1554]

verily

[@krisytooi.6744]

Best comment out here

[@vileharpsichord]

Studying for a history test to this right now

[@oatmeal7563]

Lmaoth

[@nicorobin3691]

I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.

[@sam_capt8703]

Me:Bröthör pass thou the flütë Him: Thòu hast best not play heathen sounds. Me: pläys this

[@thatoneguy7495]

Pläyeth thine*

[@sam_capt8703]

@@thatoneguy7495 QÛÏĘT WĒŇÇH

[@PapagenoDispo]

@@sam_capt8703 QÜÍÊT, WÊÑÇH

[@RayTC]

@@thatoneguy7495 wrong.

[@crispinjulius5032]

Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥

[@warlordg9544]

When the executioner chops thy head clean off in 1 try

[@benschoenfeld6703]

so satisying

[@azore1184]

*thump*

[@Old_Guard2]

Warlord G maybe don't steal next time filthy peasant

[@thelittletyrant5539]

Ex-666th who pressed like Now it's 667th

[@joseleyanna6816]

I’m the 666th like yessss

[@michalmourek9363]

*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*

[@samh3305]

Michal Mourek 😂

[@marvincool3744]

*svrvive

[@kingfedrick2946]

Alas that would be a black day in deed

[@davidayarra3129]

Ayyy

[@awonoto]

thine*

[@knf7901]

"We live in a Monarchy" - Jester

[@ShnoogleMan]

Arise, game hunters!

[@longyu9336]

Lord Bruce Count Wayne of Batshire

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

@@longyu9336 Bruce of House Wayne, First Count of Batshire

[@longyu9336]

@@andrew-paulclements1502 The jester actually was often the only one in the court who could openly critisize society compared to the nobles as the jester could then just say he was joking. So I guess some were edgy like Arthur Fleck.

[@t.j.murray5498]

Second Harmony of Sway and Tumble by Gareth Glitter.

[@scythianking7315]

They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.

[@VeronicaMist]

I would LOVE to see/hear that!

[@tresojos]

Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music

[@woffydoggy686]

Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana

[@theodenking320]

Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common

[@kristianalexanderpedersen7382]

@@theodenking320 Both stagnated racist countries :)

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

When the local Temptresse sendeth thou a bawdy lithograph of her bare Shoulderes but thou (a learned man of Godde) leaveth her on read

[@Lady_Longsword]

King moment

[@Max_Le_Groom]

Hear ye, taketh this W.

[@bonzwaygo]

lithographs were invented in 1796...

[@Max_Le_Groom]

@@bonzwaygo Nay, thou

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

Such a virtuous young friar.

[@alpenglw4743]

These beats are sicker than the plague

[@BoxOFish7]

That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre

[@ryant433]

These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of

[@leonardoflorentin]

+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.

[@alpenglw4743]

***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see

[@ghosturiel]

I thought they were hotter than a witch burning

[@maddyches3575]

fair maiden: come hither me: i may not, my horse hast become lame from reaping the fields fair maiden: myne mother and father hath perished from the plague me:

[@Luy22]

pls send ankle pics

[@bendemare5270]

@@Luy22 Nah, ankle *paintings

[@ldblokland463]

@@bendemare5270 **ankle illustrations

[@kasiaandrzejewska4474]

Ankle ikons

[@rogerstubbs2731]

maddy please translate this to Middle English .

[@itsisi6071]

Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...

[@aidan3994]

When the price of bread drops from 3 shillings to 2 shillings.

[@stanleyrusso137]

This comment is probably the best

[@phenylalanine7392]

Wheneth thy lord spares 3 shekels instead of the normal 2 shekels.

[@starrlight6582]

When thine husband hast been sleeping with a wench, but indeed she was charged of witchcraft and thus, burned at the stake (:

[@agfd5659]

I can relate

[@starrlight6582]

Agfd that is, indeed, a huge oof

[@McFluff33]

verily

[@bogdanungureanu8655]

I think it's *thy and *hat or *haft, but still a golden comment

[@LeAlejx]

Hoist

[@hyyacinthus]

The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!

[@isammolina4842]

Sir SupesAfro Okey.

[@elichi5259]

Well in 1348 it was the Black Death

[@rsaalf.9731]

*thy

[@schizophrenicdolphinz9822]

Ceylon pray for plagues

[@akarimizuki4382]

The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?

[@billywithnomandy4159]

Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .

[@joew9690]

@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

When you get front row tickets to the afternoon hanging.

[@filthycasual6118]

"Brother, passeth me thine lute." "Thou hast better not play rubbish."

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!

[@JuliusGarnet]

REGARDLESS HERE BE WUNDER WALL.

[@JarlOfSwot]

Holdeth thou mine ale!

[@gaymanlover]

"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"

[@johnrkillick3342]

'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'

[@talhahhussain5603]

Me: Medieval music can't be _that_ good. This video: Holdeth mine ale.

[@sabpenn4272]

Thank you Benis, very interesting

[@deixune]

I don't know why but I love the medieval musics

[@limonsabroso]

I would give a like but it's 666

[@coldFury36]

or in Dutch: hou mijn bier vast

[@tooties545]

LOL!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sssl7776]

When thy fair maiden sendths ankle painting

[@pankourlaut]

Alas the artisan was caught by the village sheriff, and art to be brought before his holiness

[@ainneblackwood5339]

This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.

[@capucnechaussonpassion14]

I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw

[@Kraxala]

Congratulations! :) That's what music is for, to keep us going and pushing and give solace when we don't want to anymore.

[@pkj4173]

When thy gets hate mail by carrier pigeon, but thoust is illiterate and cannot read it

[@cierad.341]

『SHOULD'VE GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA』 this is one of my favorite comments

[@katballou11]

Verily, thou winnest the Interneteth.

[@justr-j1462]

Bestowed upon thee the honor of greatest Jester in the Kingdom of thine majesty

[@MatthewTraceur]

when thou licketh thine comrade's perspiration

[@pkj4173]

@@MatthewTraceur "Thoust persperation tastes of a conjurer of untruths!"

[@hueningkaisgirlfriend4182]

when all the other shoemakers in the village die of the plague and now everyone’s getting their shoes from you because you’re the only one alive

[@rateeightx]

"I Wanteth To Be, Thy Sole Provider!" *Provides Shoes With Good Soles,

[@KuroDHero]

* when the shoemaker has a monopoly on shoes because everyone else died from the plague, so you just jump into the massgrave and snatch some lords yeezys* tis the way serfdom worketh

[@ink3539]

@@KuroDHero 'tis wildeth my liege

[@clem2526]

Sphere of free trade salutes thy's methods.

[@cabbage-soup]

when all the shoemakers in the village die of the plague and you sell coffins

[@MDM-ej7tr]

IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

[@norbertfuz7678]

M'LORD?!

[@Overlich]

MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding

[@adamgoldbein3105]

My sword is my life and honour

[@dougjones6487]

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

[@PravdaKatyusha]

PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE

[@DerHerrMitR]

2023 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.

[@nowimthis]

🎉

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

If this video ever gets taken down, it'd be a loss rivaling the Burning of Alexandria.

[@spooks7548]

A tragedy that would make even Shakespeare tremble

[@torusbreakdown]

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

[@curtiswong7280]

@@spooks7548 I am shooketh

[@curtiswong7280]

@Ranna the Ranger T'was only the truth, mine lad. Hexes it doth is not, for the truth ordained by our almighty God cannot be deemeth as lies and trickery.

[@theblackdeath4398]

And the Burning of Andalusia

[@thundrbaze]

thou hast the most flammable rhythms, bard

[@antediluvianclockwork9769]

even after six years

[@katiemcq3936]

1245: no bards can exceed this fine year's melodiovs harmonies! 1246: holdeth mine ale, peasant

[@leelorenz.3889]

Holdeth mine mead, lad

[@wisdomleader85]

Wel coude floit it al the day, Hal!

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Praye dearest maiden Katie McQ: Oh do let us tryest our little funn thustly! Forgive, as wee probably shan't holdest thine ale, pure daemsel, but surely and assuredly thou mayest holde THEEEEEEZ NUUUUTTTTTTSSSffs!!!!!!!! Pardon, of thus such bounteous FRUITS... wisheth to carrie in a cuppe or saeucer, preferest thou then?

[@ShortP1089]

:D

[@dagothwave5228]

This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever

[@PimpyGDawg]

When one of your seventeen children finally makes it to five years old.

[@virginiansupremacy]

Pimpy G. Dawg Uhhh what does that mean??? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@HeCtIcLETHAL]

Uncle Ruckus - No relation thy child is blessed by our lord

[@mikeoxmaul45]

@@virginiansupremacy children had low lifespans back then so to offset this couples had more children

[@postmortalthermogenesis3394]

He's ready for combat

[@EcstaticTemporality]

That’s hardcore… son.

[@gabrocki]

Arrived for the comments, stayeth for the melody.

[@billyplayz6940]

gabrocki as did I

[@niharikakrishna429]

Thou mayest haveth meant *arrivethtthhth.

[@valentincontilde]

I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny. That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much

[@danielkenton4935]

When the bubonic plague only taketh one part of the family but kills the entire family next door

[@ladyviola2685]

Aye, thy prayers hast been heeded, fellow maiden/sire, and thy burdens hast been lifted! Even if a kin hast died in thy house, thou art luckier than of most. Let us gather the remaining people and strum the melodies of the angels aboveth! Come, rejoice with us all!

[@crabcakesgaming]

The Lord God hath been merciful we shall rejoice!

[@ladyviola2685]

@@crabcakesgaming Glory be to God!

[@kingfuzzy2]

@@ladyviola2685 hallelujah chorus early somehow.

[@ladyviola2685]

@@kingfuzzy2 If they hast not succumbed to this pestilence, of course. If so, verily, my dear, what shalt we do?

[@fionahughes9348]

When your wench sends ankle portraits

[@merrittanimation7721]

Begone with such vile speech. There mayest be children.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Yea, verily there was one about who was yeared only six times... but fear not, marriage is only two years away for that one, and death but 6 years more

[@oliverrodriguez7470]

Begone ye libertine!

[@carmen071972]

Well said, lad!

[@oliverrodriguez7470]

Black and Moonlight I see a good Christian man.

[@MrKlaudiosable]

I'm transcribing the whole comment section on parchment. This is so great.

[@bensirach3586]

Thou doeth the Lord's work!

[@leaschmitt2496]

I suggest you actually do this and send me a copy of the manuscript (preferably before thy dies of the plague)

[@ZVMoYxMAjTEwAMEb]

Thy hope is that doust bringeth thou great joy

[@vibce]

ben Sirach *dost

[@tarek8564]

imma tell the priest u got a phone in the monastery

[@philippekogler]

I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........

[@YesuhaIsLord]

About 700 to 800...

[@oldnelly1715]

When your older brother in line to be king dies at 12

[@ladyviola2685]

Whichever way you taketh it, it shalt verily be a cry of huzzah or a wail of mourning.

[@timtams_6]

@@ladyviola2685 or both

[@ladyviola2685]

@@timtams_6 But of course.

[@Fakeslimshady]

ck2 players understand

[@urthtvbyjess]

what

[@natedog5308]

Plague doctor: it is time, your grave awaits you. Me: erase my diary history. Plague doctor: I already have. Me: you truly are a good doctor.

[@scythesketches]

This would make a cool four panel comic

[@chariotrider9716]

Plague doctor: it is time, your grave awaits you. Me: erase my diary history. Plague doctor: you were illiterate. Me: ah so it was.

[@qtaro-7097]

Plague doctor: You have 40 minutes and 27 seconds to live. Me:

[@zizimathaba7582]

Plague doctor: it is time your grave awaits thee Me: erase thine diary history Plague doctor flips through diary. Ankle portrait of the local wench falls. Plague doctor: I see you are a man of culture as well Me:

[@samjones4635]

When you owe someone 50 gold coins but he dies of the plague

[@mr.mcdabington9278]

That’s one big ass debt

[@geemcspankinson]

Stolen comment

[@aglassofmilk5779]

Sam Jones this is golden lmao

[@ethananderson2327]

Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high

[@미혜-w3i]

I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!

[@ajcoetzer4711]

I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories

[@Taco-rd5ce]

When thou is in thy carriage and thine minstrel request thine auxiliary cord

[@what9005]

underrated

[@1070Lancer]

" By the lord's name, you'd best not produce drivel "

[@TheSonOfDumb]

*When the Mongol horde misses thine humble village*

[@nope2603]

Only a 1290s kid would understand.

[@kaisermoneybags4450]

@@nope2603 honestly

[@patavinity1262]

*thy

[@nope2603]

@@patavinity1262 Truly, you are an grammar inquisitor!

[@friedlemons5201]

@@nope2603 No one expects the grammar inquisition!

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

When thou cometh back after many a long year and still find these comments brimming with merriment.

[@HiveOfBees]

Dear friend, thy speaketh the truth.

[@zets8238]

I wif merrimente doth write this breton lay

[@tomhiscocks242]

@General Grievous Ye comment maketh mine nose bloweth thee gentle breeze

[@roberthipolito1351]

@General Grievous Thine anecdote hath maketh mine day the more merrier, even amongst ye plague. Thanks ye a plenty!

[@Dylanquinn666]

Rejoice my brothers!

[@jacobl7451]

When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean

[@marleyg2850]

❤😂YES.

[@elvenadohostil8607]

Barely any school music

[@Y.unalesca]

This song makes me want to show a bit of ankle

[@cris-oq4po]

harlot

[@celticboy1950]

+Yunalesca And me !!!

[@Goldtiger927]

+Yunalesca Dispute what you think, the Medieval period was lot more debauched than the Early Modern and Modern periods.

[@Adornbeautify]

I giggled so loud at this!

[@rumpsugg]

+Yunalesca LOL