Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix

The most rhythmic, upbeat, party medieval music out there, put together in a mix.
0:00 La Suite Meurtriere - Vox Vulgaris
4:25 La Segonda retroencha - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
5:52 Salterello [I] - Instanpitta
11:08 Rokatanc - Vox Vulgaris
15:01 Rassa, tan creis e monta e poia - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
17:01 Salterello -Trotto [II] - Instanpitta
21:57 Spanish Bombs - Vox Vulgaris
24:09 Au Temps D'auost - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
25:27 Amarcatu - Os Trabucos
29:58 Odisete - Os Trabucos
33:59 Tempus transit gelidum - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
36:42 Esek Bayrami - Vox Vulgaris

[@brendansmith5529]

Straight Outta Constantinople

[@0a0b68]

Spot on!

[@AdrienneMarshItuNyasu]

Alex-motherfucking-ander.

[@chinchillout3533]

Istanbul

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Praye I find something of thine wording a bit lost in translation. Please translate, fore we are of the simplest of meekfolk.

[@Sattantykje88]

What, you mean Miklagard?

[@azaram8133]

Friend hands me lyre Friend: Thee bett’r not playeth sinful melodies Me:

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

I maketh no promises

[@electrawolf5855]

Hold myne ale!

[@pabloleon9884]

Thou betterth not play filth

[@historymaker118]

Anyway, hereth is wonderwall

[@GoldnDusty]

A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!

[@thecarebearstare5980]

When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand

[@heather9857]

LOL

[@OnyxAmethystMidnight]

😂😂😂

[@worthfightingfor2299]

I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.

[@Hanzyl]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@verycoolperson46]

It doth be liketh that

[@cas1994]

The year is 2022 Plague: Check War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check Civil Strife: Check Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix

[@lo-bu2941]

💀💀

[@megustalapizzaxd2463]

🥶💀

[@stevenavakian5250]

As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes

[@DmytroHolub_wwod]

@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown

[@sapphoshoe]

when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft

[@ladyviola2685]

Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@idekanymore8361]

You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..

[@sapphoshoe]

Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean

[@sapphoshoe]

Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days

[@belsnickel9568]

Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.

[@akberali5686]

When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection

[@stormwatcher1299]

Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute

[@kretendebil2126]

Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂

[@Jack1rules]

Did þou?

[@FunkmasterRick]

@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.

[@Richardsoundso]

This mix is harder than my bread

[@Wavemaninawe]

These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.

[@rytlocknroll]

Harder than medieval bread?

[@corvuscallosum5079]

when you finally get your trebuchet license

[@milanstanic666]

Thou speaketh the truth

[@T_Way]

Tis True my fair gentleman or lady

[@robertbruce5489]

I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol

[@honestomoregie3934]

thou shall spare me 10 shillings

[@riverpyrate]

Can confirmeth, trebuchet certified I be

[@marubii.]

Who’s listening to this in 1342???😍

[@_maaaaavi]

Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.

[@syndrake4617]

1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩

[@Unknowndino03]

Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.

[@andreiradu8873]

Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.

[@Redh0und]

im only 300 years old and i listen to this all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit i was born in the wrong generation

[@lorenzogiani7190]

Only XIV kids will remember this.

[@MrCmon113]

Music died in 1452.

[@PrimusSwallows]

Taxtro As did the byzantine empire

[@k.e.l.2432]

Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.

[@lorenzogiani7190]

K.E.L. • And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!

[@ely.lingss]

wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.

[@OnyxAmethystMidnight]

Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂

[@evelyngrancke4725]

Que bello comentario😊

[@NiallMor]

Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.

[@imanacer]

Cry ye "woot"!

[@nathanmuller2933]

​@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.

[@mareksicinski3726]

Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer

[@NiallMor]

@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!

[@v-j-n5574]

😂😂

[@pinkrat1070]

whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych

[@nuttynoah5342]

*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.

[@rashoietolan3047]

Relatable Because sigils And Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫

[@achild2943]

Mia Jones sneak 100

[@phenylalanine7392]

proud to be the 666th like

[@paranoidandroid6095]

nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son

[@CK_Godoth]

Yayy😂

[@BelleFlower15]

Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud

[@humbleguardsman5578]

@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!

[@randomgai7531]

Named Meg

[@thatguy-uz4vq]

Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?

[@Skyrimkid9800]

I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.

[@stevenavakian5250]

They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later

[@Petr75661]

Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.

[@agaba5500]

dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done

[@jvharbin8337]

What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?

[@jvharbin8337]

​@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!

[@katieinnis6669]

I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic

[@mrschizo2837]

Scandalous harlot

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

Heresy

[@justaweeb9086]

@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

@@justaweeb9086 Objection

[@Wolf6119]

Harlot!

[@runthroughthejungle5492]

When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.

[@FrejthKing]

Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day

[@alienbastard55]

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer

[@alienbastard55]

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king

[@agsrf6479]

Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!

[@yuhboi6816]

I: Brother, passe me thine auxiliary corde He: Thou hast beste not playe trash I:

[@colin-campbell]

By far the best one.

[@nope2603]

Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.

[@adeepthought8148]

Best one :DDD

[@disappointedfather9394]

Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10

[@Repulse96]

lute*

[@squatking77]

Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!

[@SenorTucano]

Hail fellow 👋 , well met!

[@s.gallagher4851]

I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.

[@mikulasnevidal5032]

Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague

[@spacenomad4477]

Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌

[@milosstepanovic336]

See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…

[@jerryczech953]

proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂

[@timothygrayson]

Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?

[@timothygrayson]

​@@jerryczech953lol

[@filthycasual6118]

"Brother, passeth me thine lute." "Thou hast better not play rubbish."

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!

[@JuliusGarnet]

REGARDLESS HERE BE WUNDER WALL.

[@JarlOfSwot]

Holdeth thou mine ale!

[@gaymanlover]

"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"

[@johnrkillick3342]

'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'

[@ThinkAbstract]

Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.

[@nargalda773]

Medical student rule #1!

[@vallisdaemonvm7026]

Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road

[@Slashco]

Bringeth on the ale and wenches!

[@vallisdaemonvm7026]

Troncoso you're right

[@MichaelMagill1990]

Everything except the plague it seems.

[@lucianovalderrama5497]

I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece

[@meredithcole2862]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kenny187ful]

15? Calm down, old man

[@DidymusAldus]

On point

[@Jiub_SN]

15? Get your ass back to the nursing home

[@danbrown6941]

To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth

[@DerHerrMitR]

2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.

[@armandonobrega5282]

Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.

[@alpenglw4743]

These beats are sicker than the plague

[@BoxOFish7]

That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre

[@ryant433]

These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of

[@leonardoflorentin]

+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.

[@alpenglw4743]

***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see

[@ghosturiel]

I thought they were hotter than a witch burning

[@namesarestupid9099]

When thy village's fairest maiden, gives thou a peek at her ankles

[@akii392]

nice ;)

[@MW_Asura]

@@akii392 The lady art a wench

[@DrIsis]

@@MW_Asura wench patrol

[@galenusv7831]

Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans. That's more of a victorian era thing.

[@heatherv3417]

Yon lady doeth like to tease.

[@neckreth]

10 years later, I return

[@cambs0181]

This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!

[@fab_62]

Bien parler , camarade !

[@comeinwitthemilk4036]

This beat droppeth harder than the executioner's axe

[@lloydbautista2055]

Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@lloydbautista2055 I always thought it was more disgraceful since it allowed the person to die on its knees

[@lloydbautista2055]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@lloydbautista2055 ah thanks

[@sakesaurus1706]

@@lloydbautista2055 in which case the thing that dropped was the thief's hanged body, serves him right!

[@eypick6987]

When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village

[@redbeardhomes]

you liked because he used the word lad*

[@eypick6987]

But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village

[@punic4045]

And the only one left

[@claramachado9882]

i laughed

[@Em-fw5lf]

I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career

[@Em-fw5lf]

@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?

[@Em-fw5lf]

@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

​@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field? also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well. (sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at [e-mail], just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)

[@ainneblackwood5339]

This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.

[@capucnechaussonpassion14]

I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw

[@hannahn5969]

Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.

[@ric4397]

Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.

[@giuliorobertoful]

Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE

[@nesa1126]

kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck

[@onarix]

set quality to 10p for real experience

[@darkranger116]

Roman Swine

[@michalmourek9363]

*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*

[@samh3305]

Michal Mourek 😂

[@marvincool3744]

*svrvive

[@kingfedrick2946]

Alas that would be a black day in deed

[@davidayarra3129]

Ayyy

[@awonoto]

thine*

[@akarimizuki4382]

The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?

[@billywithnomandy4159]

Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .

[@joew9690]

@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !

[@fatherdjungelskog]

_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

_why_

[@kindasortanice3007]

@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not

[@azureina1004]

Thy lord has blessed this comment section

[@aliyarubinstein6587]

😂😂😂

[@shamalamadingdong4536]

*Slideth to the left* *Slideth to the right* *Criss crosseth* *Criss crosseth* *Ev'rybody clapeth thy hands*

[@dovehq1031]

Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor

[@da1t036]

*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*

[@strongbear3369]

LMAO

[@sabrinaschantz]

HAHHAHAHA

[@smackedinthejaw]

My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!

[@philippekogler]

I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........

[@YesuhaIsLord]

About 700 to 800...

[@AP20680]

Wecome to the healthy side of YT. Those comments are gold.

[@turntable2]

Companion: *hands me lute* Companion: "Thou hast betre not pleye filth." Me:

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Callefang YEETETH

[@Red_Foxxy_Fox]

fucking lol

[@craighoward7313]

Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1

[@YepsMr]

play him some filthy frank next time.

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.

[@gabriellapribyl101]

lofi beats to kill/duel to

[@mehraneh1554]

verily

[@krisytooi.6744]

Best comment out here

[@vileharpsichord]

Studying for a history test to this right now

[@oatmeal7563]

Lmaoth

[@nicorobin3691]

I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.

[@jacobl7451]

When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean

[@marleyg2850]

❤😂YES.

[@elvenadohostil8607]

Barely any school music

[@crispinjulius5032]

Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥

[@dfskle]

When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it

[@paullangford8179]

Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)

[@solospirit8742]

@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂

[@DetectiveNyx]

When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own

[@donaldtuck6391]

El protein

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

Funk...bahahahahaa

[@kirstenlaird3056]

Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Commence with thy spectacle and receiveth ample payment in return. Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Use thy charm to bed with the object of thy desire. All that glitters be gold. Only omens of the Lord's wrath may breaketh the mold.

[@joewowcool117]

Fucking lit my liege.

[@sgtjitters8980]

Excellent reference sire..

[@BaBooTubeVideos]

Thou art spitting a fireth tune, mine own valorous sir

[@hasannaomir.3037]

Naerlie causeth mine spinnings to buckle, sweete sire!!!

[@dracodistortion9447]

Lady beheld the apfel-bottom'd trousers, Yon booties with the pelt [the pelt] The whole meadhall gazed upon her, She got all on the ground, Lady got low, I say, Low low.

[@JihadiJesus]

thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section

[@ddee3743]

About bruno , we shallnt talketh

[@pearl9830]

You perfect genius

[@dracodistortion9447]

@@JihadiJesus np

[@dracodistortion9447]

@@pearl9830 thx

[@user-vz4uk8tp2m]

Спасибо. Очень приятно. Сам я из русской деревни, занимаюсь выращиванием скота, плету кольчуги. Раньше участвовал в битвах

[@inigoaraluce8493]

Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.

[@kaisailona685]

Potato ? What's that ?

[@basiert]

There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...

[@juggeist]

Potato is that some kind of turnip?

[@strongbear3369]

@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?

[@MH-up1xe]

Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else

[@joshblair3745]

When your child survives past 5.

[@SeanE2daJ1]

187 likes? Lol, the irony (Death)

[@david-1b507]

Lmao

[@Leoisntaleo]

anti-vaxxers be like

[@axel9o93o3]

Mine didn't. Thx ! RIP Titouan

[@coffeesimp6492]

Ugh, just because you vaccinate your kids doesn’t mean you get to post it on irrelevant videos 🙄🙄🙄

[@VixCorydon]

In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.

[@Kiraiko44]

This started playing automatically for me while listening to French medieval music and the first song made me think "man this is a bit of a banger" and checked the video, saw the title and was like "yeah that makes sense" party on brethren

[@jvharbin8337]

Party on Garth

[@emilyrobbins3238]

When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium

[@morgantorium]

you have a good sense of humor

[@bklynsheep]

Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.

[@manjensen1710]

​@@morgantorium Pun intended

[@orangesilver8]

Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.

[@bklynsheep]

orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html

[@billyplayz6940]

When thy lover has sent an ankle portrait.

[@paulbenedict1289]

Billy Playz69 That's medieval music not victorian.

[@KroltanMG]

Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".

[@gottwangs7854]

dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children

[@Alceste-Resister]

Thank you !!

[@user-bl3fo7dz3o]

Scandal!

[@NeilDinsmore]

Bubonic Dave the Turntable Slave killing it as usual.

[@TheMadPoetHimself]

When the live chicken you tied to your armpit cures you of the plague

[@radimpetricek]

When they finally finish the building you designed 200 years ago.

[@michaelfitzgerald3467]

Lulz... Best comment.

[@brandenmanuel2037]

LOL!

[@rottenp3741]

lmao

[@jakubvnovak]

Jak to potom bude znít, až dokončí katedrálu sv. Víta... :-D

[@volkerrachow5170]

Sounds like the BER Airport in Berlin Germany

[@yankeedoodlesoldier]

best comments in the entire Realm of KZbin

[@Atthetta]

thee fairest scribbles of thou tube

[@bloodsword7888]

Every time I come here it feels like I am in the middle ages

[@jessbellis9510]

These scribes belong in Arthurian legends.

[@elisabethlareau2528]

verily

[@id2609]

agreed

[@itsisi6071]

Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...

[@marigold1032]

When you dance so hard to the beat that the villagers think you’re possessed and banish you to a nearby forest where you encounter a most handsome band of Sprites and Elves who proclaim you as their Fairy Queen

[@hiiloveu1521]

Damn, that sounds like a dream come true

[@Jiub_SN]

Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL

[@evelyngrancke4725]

Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤

[@scoobertdoobert7348]

"Dearest brother hand over the lute" "Thou better not play thine rubish" "Lutes to thines toots"

[@thelordnazgul76]

Im crying.

[@mrroberts7828]

Thou playest not unliketh to a wounded swine, let all knoweth mine owneth hand showeth thee ye truest art of yon stryngs, brother, and as such showeth thee rightfully and righteously mine skyll ys greater than thine.

[@AleeraMarie]

I'm done! 😂😂😂

[@dumdummcstupid2414]

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[@ROKASniper89]

That made my day hahaha. Thanks

[@MDM-ej7tr]

IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

[@norbertfuz7678]

M'LORD?!

[@Overlich]

MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding

[@adamgoldbein3105]

My sword is my life and honour

[@dougjones6487]

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

[@PravdaKatyusha]

PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE

[@scythianking7315]

They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.

[@VeronicaMist]

I would LOVE to see/hear that!

[@tresojos]

Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music

[@woffydoggy686]

Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana

[@theodenking320]

Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common

[@valentincontilde]

I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny. That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much

[@sam_capt8703]

Me:Bröthör pass thou the flütë Him: Thòu hast best not play heathen sounds. Me: pläys this

[@thatoneguy7495]

Pläyeth thine*

[@sam_capt8703]

@@thatoneguy7495 QÛÏĘT WĒŇÇH

[@PapagenoDispo]

@@sam_capt8703 QÜÍÊT, WÊÑÇH

[@RayTC]

@@thatoneguy7495 wrong.

[@calvinf9218]

When thine education hath been cancellèd due to another plague outbreak

[@tximistarissole]

Underrated as fuck my dude

[@skylerb9594]

wrong time period of english and wrong spelling too

[@calvinf9218]

@@skylerb9594 oh thanks 🙄

[@sp8222]

Yep.

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

@@skylerb9594 you must be fun at parties

[@abbyjohnson7863]

14:00 best beat drop I’ve heard since the Hundred Years’ War

[@dagothwave5228]

This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever

[@hello1868]

Whence the bard’s music slapeth so hard thy manor sets aflame

[@ragingbrock9523]

I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard

[@badartxd]

And so does the bard, for being a witch

[@r4ym4n4]

At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥

[@luitheinsnape5072]

Oh, I'm a bard

[@sharonsartisticcorner1195]

Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.

[@GD-iu6ud]

When yer goat is found innocent of witchcraft

[@eneko1714]

666 likes. Mindblow.

[@oatmeal7563]

Djali *cries*

[@chjc2001chjc]

This is 100% SO MUCH BETTER than the modern music

[@sabinehornungfan7371]

Try 1000%

[@Petr75661]

yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash

[@CapybaraConnoisseur89]

damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now

[@gkalenaki]

Amen!

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

“Thou art maidenless. Go toucheth botanical ground”

[@janprenc1583]

When you're so late for the comment section, and now Constantinople is Istanbul

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

My sides!

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

Víctor Andrés Piña González Not even a Turkish cannon could melt those sides. It must have been an inside job!

[@whosaidthat84]

I guess they liked it better that way

[@joso5681]

"Take me back to Constantinople, no you can't go back..."

[@mert5660]

istanbul also greek name. while the roma and byzantium times, citizens were calling the city as istanbul. constantinapoli means 'constantin's city' in the latin language. EVEN THE OTTOMAN SULTANS CALLED THE CİTY AS "KONSTANTİNİYE". because the sultans were claiming they are the new caesar family. after the turkey's republic revolation, atatürk changed the city's official name as istanbul because "konstantiniye" was impliying the royality's conqueror over the people.

[@hyyacinthus]

The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!

[@isammolina4842]

Sir SupesAfro Okey.

[@elichi5259]

Well in 1348 it was the Black Death

[@rsaalf.9731]

*thy

[@schizophrenicdolphinz9822]

Ceylon pray for plagues

[@taylormann1038]

Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery... The flogging twas well earned !

[@CertifiedBigGreedy21]

Me and the boys after pillaging the local Catholic monastary (we aren't vikings, we're just unemployed):

[@Tmp866]

When you neighbor coughed on you and its been a week and you haven't died yet.

[@paolaemmarald5395]

Tmp866 epic win

[@SignificantPressure100]

Hilarious!

[@squakrock]

So inaccurate lol

[@wes6363]

Whenst the witch be burned, and hearth tended, Singst thou of thyself and bairns numbered thirteene That thee hath not perished.

[@mortalclown3812]

Best comment

[@franzferdinand5810]

this is even more lit than london in 1666

[@Imlaor25]

Too soon

[@cosmaschrey]

buuuurned

[@syahran1518]

but it was almost 400 years ago

[@marcusgodioso277]

yassine el allati what happened at London 1666

[@franzferdinand5810]

Marcus Mgodioso the whole city went up in flames

[@rabidzombiez]

When the plauge has been raging for 2 years but you gotta party like it's 1299

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

Plague didn't exist in 1299

[@TheDylandProductions]

@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!

[@VioletJoy]

When the king only took 98% of your freshly harvested barley. **Dabeth**

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

TOLO - Thou Only Liveth Once!

[@opsimathics]

why isn't this the top comment lol

[@iwakuralain1459]

And you possibly live until you reach the 40 years old

[@ryanside7095]

When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply

[@fleuriaaria5662]

The rats are already there no need

[@Unreissued]

My favorite

[@coolstorybro4719]

When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub

[@crispie1347]

Yeah

[@emperorbartu2414]

Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that

[@marcusviniciusalvesmedrame3373]

Studying medieval history for college with this in the background!

[@dorkmax7073]

Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene And proclaim they: It be superior to thine It be in mine power to teach thee, But it would come at cost.

[@snazziera9407]

Milkshake 😂😂😂😂

[@hide904]

'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.

[@fcv4616]

You're a genius!!!

[@hanswurst2189]

this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on KZbin

[@ayndie38]

😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!

[@aidan3994]

When the price of bread drops from 3 shillings to 2 shillings.

[@stanleyrusso137]

This comment is probably the best

[@phenylalanine7392]

Wheneth thy lord spares 3 shekels instead of the normal 2 shekels.

[@jeffreynerhood1096]

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"

[@magnusgrande4323]

"We have no lord".

[@INDIGO_JASPER]

I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?

[@ajcoetzer4711]

I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories

[@itsfrediguess7844]

Me: where art thou joe? Teacher: whomst art thou joe? Me: Joe be thine mother! Class:

[@nosurfzone9457]

Freddo of Columbus Yea, the fire burneth hot, hotter than the sun that shineth o’er the earth, for the children snickereth o’er their iniquities

[@nosurfzone9457]

Freddo of Columbus “You just got roasted, lol”

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

"I wouldst be inquiringe of the whereaboutes of Joseph" "whomst be this Joseph that thou speake of?" "joseph mater"

[@popepiusxv]

Me: where art thou joe? The Smith's Master: whomst art thou joe? Me: Joe be thine mother! Other smith's aprentices:

[@pulpypal953]

The silence of the class is struck with awe.

[@samjones4635]

When you owe someone 50 gold coins but he dies of the plague

[@mr.mcdabington9278]

That’s one big ass debt

[@geemcspankinson]

Stolen comment

[@aglassofmilk5779]

Sam Jones this is golden lmao

[@ethananderson2327]

Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high

[@user-nx8yu4lw1i]

I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!

[@milesjago6036]

When Orléans is about to fall but at the last minute some crazy maid arrives with the royal army to save the day.

[@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672]

No era criada ni estaba loca.

[@AsgolVerker]

​@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672 Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"

[@lu.ciel8770]

Years may pass but I ALWAYS come back to this gem! ❤

[@johnstajduhar9617]

When thy doctor prescribes thee the dankest of mushrooms and herb for the ghosts in thy blood

[@patavinity1262]

*prescribes thee

[@erykk3847]

@@patavinity1262 huzzah a man of grammar

[@fauxshizl]

*barber

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@patavinity1262 I thought this said *prescribes pee. That would be way funnier than a grammar correction

[@fionahughes9348]

When your wench sends ankle portraits

[@merrittanimation7721]

Begone with such vile speech. There mayest be children.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Yea, verily there was one about who was yeared only six times... but fear not, marriage is only two years away for that one, and death but 6 years more

[@oliverrodriguez7470]

Begone ye libertine!

[@carmen071972]

Well said, lad!

[@oliverrodriguez7470]

Black and Moonlight I see a good Christian man.

[@El_Presidente_5337]

Thanks to the guy who reuploaded this lost media in the year 2013 after Christ!

[@stevenavakian5250]

When the king proclaims a three day weekend for all, and declares to cut the taxation of the next planting season by half

[@Sid-yq9xh]

When your child manages to reach the glorious ripe old age of 5.

[@razagan1343]

happy anti-vax noises

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

Razagan 😂

[@alexer52]

Veerily I say onto thee, this is cause for celebration. Huzzah!

[@danillepiaf5990]

Pass thy mead for the young lad! Tonight thy shall be merry!

[@JayDonagh]

Can i has't amorous rite with thy daught'r

[@oldnelly1715]

When your older brother in line to be king dies at 12

[@ladyviola2685]

Whichever way you taketh it, it shalt verily be a cry of huzzah or a wail of mourning.

[@timtams_6]

@@ladyviola2685 or both

[@ladyviola2685]

@@timtams_6 But of course.

[@Fakeslimshady]

ck2 players understand

[@urthtvbyjess]

what

[@timothygrayson]

This music evokes another age of enlightenment and the colours of rhythm and melody are stirring beyond all judgement. Play on my merry band.

[@PoisonInc]

The troupe of local bards played this at the tavern for my Uncle Fergus' funeral. Died from a stubbed toe at the ripe old age of 27.

[@austinbrown4707]

When the merchants come back with new spices making the total number of flavors roughly 4

[@brcfrmn01]

Roughly

[@austinbrown4707]

@I love play my bass guitar Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"

[@Henry-hd3iu]

Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh

[@AverageWagie]

There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.

[@pepsiman1488]

Sweet! Horseradish!

[@legoman1690]

I turnt up to thy festivities Crops: Sowed Horse: Drawn Peasants: Plagued I am forcibly removed from thee olde festivale

[@Ammi553]

Bushes: Triangulated

[@imageez]

Inn: Trivagoth

[@cringejoestar9791]

No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes

[@tsopmocful1958]

Mind: Blown.

[@meh855]

Nay: Thee